Holly crap! This was at my college, freshman year. It came down the hill then got stuck in the moat. We all just sat around and watched them try and pull it out. It was such a great day.
Depending on what religious tradtion we’re getting at, slapping the mosquito, killing the beer, harming other sentient beings are all perfect ways to ensure you get reincarnated as a star fish or some other highly boring form of life.
That being said. . this beer tastes delicious.
Actually I saw multiple pictures of this accident online years ago. It is real. If I recall correctly the pictures where part of the insurance examiners report on the accident. There is a parking lot at the top of that wall and the van was backing up to drive away. The driver backed a little to far and jumped the small curb (top of wall) then fell into the building. The building is holding up the rear end while the front is being held in place by the front wheel being wedged against the curb.
… i remember the make like a tree line, but i don’t remember the screen door on a battleship in bttf… was it in one of the sequels? that would explain it… some movies should have been left without sequels, robocop is another…
Actually this happened at my college, they parked at the post office on campus, that was at the top of a steep hill, and then forgot to set the parking brake. when the driver went in to drop off the packages, the van rolled back and then jumped the curb and flew into this dorm building.
actually, it happened at LaGrange College in 2005, the guy was parked at the top of a hill that was next to this dorm (this is Boatwright dorm that he hit) and he forgot to put on the parking break. We actually got to get out of class to go gawk, because our professors knew that no one was thinking about class.
I was there when that happened. That’s Boatwright Hall at LaGrange College. The emergency brake failed and the van rolled about 50 yards down a steep hill into the building.
Wow.
A van that actually went airbourne?
I like how it has FedEx “ground” on the side
For Loz
an gcéad duine
The first person
OIC. Thanks
Gaelic? Jealous!
And he attemps the cheap joke… and nails the landing! Lets hear it for him folks!
You Fail at Win.
You win at fail.
you Win at failing at winning thats a fail
how can you here his tone in a comment… and why do you think
that it sounds like he’s mastered the gay like… it looks like it!
Understanding bad joke FAIL
FedEx air and ground transport services merger: Failed!
Federal Expressive Truck Delivery Improv Dance: On time!
Holly crap! This was at my college, freshman year. It came down the hill then got stuck in the moat. We all just sat around and watched them try and pull it out. It was such a great day.
FedExTreme
ALL ABOARD THE FAIL VAN!!
Leaving in 3……2…..1…
*honk* *honk*
When it absolutely, positively has to be in a ditch, use FedEx.
lol
This is why you shouldn’t play Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater all night before your shift as a FedEx driver.
Or another MonoFail?
FRIST!!
that looks so fake
So do my boobs, but they’re real!
I do hope you’re a girl.
All Man Baby! Except for my awesome boobs.
You’re blessed.
This is Bob, Bob has bitch tits.
Win.
*hi-fives sausage*
I’m not sure you want to touch his hands. Or any other part of him for that matter.
Nah Sausage is clean. He tidies up after every. . .
So you are a voyeur then? You were there? Wait, are you really K?
Failblog just told me I was posting too quickly, to slow down. I think that message was for you Talons.
Possibly, I’m kind of jacked up on coffee right now. *stills trembling hand*
I imagine that DT’s suck.
When your hand starts trembling and you find yourself jacking up instead of off, it’s time to admit something to yourself.
Mastubating…ur doin’ it wrong.
Hmm, that just gave me a great idea!
*masturbates*
Soooo easy.
*rings bell*
Pavlov win!
**drools**
WOOOOAH!!! A GIRL TOUCHED MY HAND!!! *masturbates*
You’d better treasure that moment, it’s not going to happen very often.
What, your boring comment? That happens quite often:*
First to fail
Blindspot epic FAIL
I’m sure they’re beer cans on the grass
Who are?? And how can we transform them back into people??
If there is beer still in the cans, why, of the love of God, would you transform them back into people?
*chugs pint*
“of the love of God” = for the love of God. Letter makey on screen fail.
If beers are reincarnations of human beings, I’ve been accidentally slaughtering them by the Busch-el for too long.
Well, if they got reincarnated as a beer they deserve it. Just like people reincarnated as mosquitoes deserve to be slapped to death.
Depending on what religious tradtion we’re getting at, slapping the mosquito, killing the beer, harming other sentient beings are all perfect ways to ensure you get reincarnated as a star fish or some other highly boring form of life.
That being said. . this beer tastes delicious.
I’ve got a 6 pack of Coronas to get stuck into
Maybe you’ll be punished for drinking too much beer by being reincarnated as a schafer light.
…the lowest of all forms of life.
I dunno, PBR is pretty low.
Pabst my favorite
SEXUAL INERCOURSE!!!!!!, also lololololololololol
sexual intercourse?
*masturbates*
just doin mr sausages job for him
I think you’re a little confused.
if you say you are doing that for him you are technically mazturbating him.
Nice, nice… :O
I don’t feel anything:/
Your job blows.
Was this comment REALLY needed? Honestly. Bad taste.
Actually I saw multiple pictures of this accident online years ago. It is real. If I recall correctly the pictures where part of the insurance examiners report on the accident. There is a parking lot at the top of that wall and the van was backing up to drive away. The driver backed a little to far and jumped the small curb (top of wall) then fell into the building. The building is holding up the rear end while the front is being held in place by the front wheel being wedged against the curb.
Thanks Biff. Now, make like a tree, and get outta here!
P-Drizzle, you’re about as useful as a screen door on a battleship.
HIT! You have sunk my Battleship.
7…. hmmm… E!!
Go fish.
Yahtzee!
Uno!
You got chocolate in my peanut butter!
You got peanut butter on my chocolate!
Wazzuuuuuup!!!
My cat smells like breath.
It’s Reese’s for breakfast!
Where’s the beef?
We try harder.
It’s so easy, even a caveman can do it.
Where a kid can be a kid.
Reach out and touch someone.
I prefer Nutri-grain bars. :O
“Where a kid can be a kid” followed by “Reach out and touch someone” = pedobear WIN?
YOU are win for saying that. XD
isnt the saying “As useful as a screen door on a submarine”?
Back to the Future movie line reference FAIL!
… i remember the make like a tree line, but i don’t remember the screen door on a battleship in bttf… was it in one of the sequels? that would explain it… some movies should have been left without sequels, robocop is another…
Bttf 2 is awesome. The third one ruined the trilogy.
Rear?
*masturbates*
Masturbates?
*sexes*
Sexes?
*Tickles the sweaty enchilada*
*spanks the monkey*
*whacks off, whacks on*
Jackson JacksOff
You don’t know Jack!
But we know his son.
*shakes hands with the bishop*
There is a position known as “trying for a Bishop” (this was some time ago) and it’s quite fun.
Actually this happened at my college, they parked at the post office on campus, that was at the top of a steep hill, and then forgot to set the parking brake. when the driver went in to drop off the packages, the van rolled back and then jumped the curb and flew into this dorm building.
FedEx was delivering to the Post Office?
It’s very common at colleges to contain all of the mailing/shipping services in one building. So yes, they were delivering to the “Post” office.
you went to college?
I lol’d.
If it hadn’t been for her horse, she would have never have spent that one year in college…
actually, it happened at LaGrange College in 2005, the guy was parked at the top of a hill that was next to this dorm (this is Boatwright dorm that he hit) and he forgot to put on the parking break. We actually got to get out of class to go gawk, because our professors knew that no one was thinking about class.
15th
Send by: AIR MAIL!
fail.
DRY MOAT = STILL INTRUDER-CONFOUNDING WIN
I’d argue agianst it, but it’s a moat point.
Weakness and fakeness.. FAILFAIL
:-B<
(8oB>
I drew a picture of you. It took me about 2 hours to do the shading on your upper lip.
But can you draw a liger?
I can has cheezburger wit teh supersizeness?
http://www.soulcare.org/Creation/liger.jpg
Enormous, adorable blasphemy.
Keeping your driving job FAIL
Hur. FailEx.
Photoshop win.
Reading the comments FAIL.
Fail is fail does Sir.
Didn’t quite make it to the ground. So it’s a definite fail.
Your shipment of fail has arrived.
If i was to be reincarnated, I would like to come back as god.
I think I did that in Grand Theft Auto a few times….
I was there when that happened. That’s Boatwright Hall at LaGrange College. The emergency brake failed and the van rolled about 50 yards down a steep hill into the building.
Wish this was a UPS truck instead.
I think you used up all of your wishes.
Ah, here’s the FAILtruck with another delivery of FAIL
FailEx much?
Weren’t they delivering a shipment of the latest charts to the Fail Boat?
man, i hate it when this happens in gta.
maybe the hobo was out. and he took his cardboard box with him
Parallel parking FAIL
Err…when i ad the code to forum signature it doessent work
If “Castaway” wasn’t enough of a reason to stay away from FedEx, I’d say this just about does the trick..
Photoshop fail!!
WTF?
Suck.