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Vagabond

Wow.

A van that actually went airbourne?

Slim Shammy

I like how it has FedEx “ground” on the side

 
Slim Shammy

For Loz
an gcéad duine

Loz

:( What does that mean? I don’t start gaelic classes for another few weeks.

coldcockslap

With that tone, it sounds like you’re already familiar with giving the gay lick..

ghehorg

And he attemps the cheap joke… and nails the landing! Lets hear it for him folks!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Aeternus

FedEx air and ground transport services merger: Failed!

talonsofpeace

Federal Expressive Truck Delivery Improv Dance: On time!

 
 
LaGrange Delt

Holly crap! This was at my college, freshman year. It came down the hill then got stuck in the moat. We all just sat around and watched them try and pull it out. It was such a great day.

 
 
Mr. Dino

ALL ABOARD THE FAIL VAN!!
Leaving in 3……2…..1…
*honk* *honk*

brewski

When it absolutely, positively has to be in a ditch, use FedEx.

 
 
 
thepowerofblue

This is why you shouldn’t play Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater all night before your shift as a FedEx driver.

 
 
 
Slim Shammy

Or another MonoFail?

 
P-Drizzle

So do my boobs, but they’re real!

ronber

I do hope you’re a girl.

P-Drizzle

All Man Baby! Except for my awesome boobs.

 
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

This is Bob, Bob has bitch tits.

Pretentious White Girl

Win.

*hi-fives sausage*

Avis

I’m not sure you want to touch his hands. Or any other part of him for that matter.

talonsofpeace

Nah Sausage is clean. He tidies up after every. . .

Avis

So you are a voyeur then? You were there? Wait, are you really K?

Avis

Failblog just told me I was posting too quickly, to slow down. I think that message was for you Talons.

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talonsofpeace

Possibly, I’m kind of jacked up on coffee right now. *stills trembling hand*

 
Avis

I imagine that DT’s suck.

 
Dragonwriter

When your hand starts trembling and you find yourself jacking up instead of off, it’s time to admit something to yourself.

Mastubating…ur doin’ it wrong.

 
talonsofpeace

Hmm, that just gave me a great idea!
*masturbates*

 
 
 
ghehorg

**drools**

 
 
 
 
 
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

WOOOOAH!!! A GIRL TOUCHED MY HAND!!! *masturbates*

raelalt

You’d better treasure that moment, it’s not going to happen very often.

mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

What, your boring comment? That happens quite often:*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Jessicat

I’m sure they’re beer cans on the grass

K

Who are?? And how can we transform them back into people??

izzyboy

If there is beer still in the cans, why, of the love of God, would you transform them back into people?

*chugs pint*

izzyboy

“of the love of God” = for the love of God. Letter makey on screen fail.

talonsofpeace

If beers are reincarnations of human beings, I’ve been accidentally slaughtering them by the Busch-el for too long. :(

izzyboy

Well, if they got reincarnated as a beer they deserve it. Just like people reincarnated as mosquitoes deserve to be slapped to death.

talonsofpeace

Depending on what religious tradtion we’re getting at, slapping the mosquito, killing the beer, harming other sentient beings are all perfect ways to ensure you get reincarnated as a star fish or some other highly boring form of life.
That being said. . this beer tastes delicious.

Loz

I’ve got a 6 pack of Coronas to get stuck into :D

 
izzyboy

Maybe you’ll be punished for drinking too much beer by being reincarnated as a schafer light.

ghehorg

…the lowest of all forms of life.

Idontknowwhy

Pabst my favorite

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Huggy Bear

SEXUAL INERCOURSE!!!!!!, also lololololololololol

sexual intercourse?
*masturbates*
just doin mr sausages job for him

K

I think you’re a little confused.

 
Juasman

if you say you are doing that for him you are technically mazturbating him.

Nice, nice… :O

mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

I don’t feel anything:/

 
 
State Your Name

Your job blows.

 
Guy Over Yonder

Was this comment REALLY needed? Honestly. Bad taste.

 
 
Biff

Actually I saw multiple pictures of this accident online years ago. It is real. If I recall correctly the pictures where part of the insurance examiners report on the accident. There is a parking lot at the top of that wall and the van was backing up to drive away. The driver backed a little to far and jumped the small curb (top of wall) then fell into the building. The building is holding up the rear end while the front is being held in place by the front wheel being wedged against the curb.

P-Drizzle

Thanks Biff. Now, make like a tree, and get outta here!

Biff

P-Drizzle, you’re about as useful as a screen door on a battleship.

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