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Insensitivity win!
…sunbathing is a form of accidental suicide? What a pleasant way to go!
Not my idea of pleasant…
oh well, nice fail.
She should have just joined the Armed Forces
That would be quicker and more effective, but not half as much fun!
Unless you like guns and explosions!
Or nifty uniforms! (radar scattering pattern?!)
My personal favorite is the bayonet training. Kill! Kill! Kill!
They really do drive home the point that your bayonet is an extension of your umm. . .manatomy. Which makes the practice of bayoneting someone eerily sexual. Gross.
Don’t knock it till you try it.
I’m not knocking it, I’m actually transfixed by the memoirs of WWI soldiers who spoke of strange pseudo-sexual feelings whilst impaling enemy soldiers.
a) perfect use of “transfixed”
b) “whilst” is for Brits
I blame that damn rap music that was so prevalent in that era. It’s always carrying on about impaling in Impalas with blades and what not. Back in the days of WWI our soldiers were a very impressionable lot.
dilettante, “whilst” is used in the US, too.
Really? Huh.
Dilly’s all about stretching time and exercising the eternal now, Loz. Whatever the language, with her lovely self, it’s always “show me now,” whilst the iron’s hot and as the offer pleases.
*adds commencer to the comment*
*pleased in any language*
I thought frequent sunbathing was a form of Evolution in Action.
Remember in Lord of the Flies when Roger stabbed the pig? Yeah… I imagine it’s something subconscious, too bad Freud’s dead, he’d have fun with it.
Just one question, what exactly is accidental suicide?
Shouldn’t you know that you are killing yourself, so its not an accident?
Although sunbathing, death by misadventure doesn’t sound as good.
I’m going out, I may be awhile. I’m going sunbathing…..
Accidental death happens when you forget to take the rope off when y our finished. Masturbation win!!
Check it out, it’s Matt Damon on failblog!
I’m f*ckin Matt Damon
*masturbates*
Dont forget to take the rope off
Or else your mom could find you!
Oops win
INXS win.
Shouldn’t that be WINXS?
It’s no win, it made Kylie Minogue sad. And that saddens me.
oh man - thats wrong
its when you kill yourself unknowingly (till your dead anyway) so she killed hearself by sunbathing
Blondes shouldn’t spend that too much time in the sun, they might get cancer. Mebbe if she’d of gone brunette, she would be alive and unhappy today.
Mebbe if youd of lernt to spell youd be hapy today.
Poice occifer. I drunk not, I can name my spell right! Promise.
Drunk Yoda, is that you?
She should have gone redhead. A redhead not only wouldn’t have gotten cancer, she’d take the sun to task for even trying to give her skin cancer. Then the sun would be totally embarassed and ashamed, and would start having outbreaks. And that’s how solar flares are made.
oops?XD
Gallows humour win?
Shallow humor win?
I think I saw this, actually. It was either in OMFG magazine or Penis magazine, can’t remember which.
It’s also reminiscent of Billboard Fail.
WHAT!
Good Fail memory
A bit like the bin baby fails too
American Gods ref?
Neil Gaiman FTW?
I hope so. I agree with girl Sam’s comment that people who say sex is over-rated just aren’t doing it properly.
Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
Three Amigos reference win, a plethora of points to you.
Can I have your watch when you are dead?
Indeed. I crack up every time I see it.
I for one think it is appropriate. On one side you have someone accidently killing themselves. The next page over you have (obviously an American) being sensitive to that person by showing shock and alarm. If they had ignored it, it would have defeated the purpose of putting the article in a magizine.
Besides, it makes a valid point. She tanned too much, that is a color oops. What else would you call it?
Neither were articles. They were/are both adverts.
They were adverts until they faded from being out in the sun too long. Oops.
“Ooops!” Comment from the advertising agency
It’s more a failure by the editor than the advertising agency.
My bad.
Given the many advertising layout fails we’ve seen, almost makes you wonder if they are doing it intentionally, as a kind of “editor’s signature”. In the same way that Disney’s animators will slip in their own ‘questionable’ content. Perhaps.
They are. It’s “subliminable”.
Penis-shaped sand castles coming right up!
*snerk*
I said “coming” LOL
This remark went pear-shaped.
Lmao.
A m00se once bit my sister…
no realli.
srsly?
Oh my! :O
Oh dear. M00se bites can be pretty nasty.
The girl in t