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Insensitivity win!
…sunbathing is a form of accidental suicide? What a pleasant way to go!
Not my idea of pleasant…
oh well, nice fail.
She should have just joined the Armed Forces
That would be quicker and more effective, but not half as much fun!
Unless you like guns and explosions!
Or nifty uniforms! (radar scattering pattern?!)
My personal favorite is the bayonet training. Kill! Kill! Kill!
They really do drive home the point that your bayonet is an extension of your umm. . .manatomy. Which makes the practice of bayoneting someone eerily sexual. Gross.
Don’t knock it till you try it.
I’m not knocking it, I’m actually transfixed by the memoirs of WWI soldiers who spoke of strange pseudo-sexual feelings whilst impaling enemy soldiers.
a) perfect use of “transfixed”
b) “whilst” is for Brits
I blame that damn rap music that was so prevalent in that era. It’s always carrying on about impaling in Impalas with blades and what not. Back in the days of WWI our soldiers were a very impressionable lot.
dilettante, “whilst” is used in the US, too.
Really? Huh.
Dilly’s all about stretching time and exercising the eternal now, Loz. Whatever the language, with her lovely self, it’s always “show me now,” whilst the iron’s hot and as the offer pleases.
*adds commencer to the comment*
*pleased in any language*
I thought frequent sunbathing was a form of Evolution in Action.
Remember in Lord of the Flies when Roger stabbed the pig? Yeah… I imagine it’s something subconscious, too bad Freud’s dead, he’d have fun with it.
Humans don’t serve in the Neo Arcadia army.
Just Reploids.
Just one question, what exactly is accidental suicide?
Shouldn’t you know that you are killing yourself, so its not an accident?
Although sunbathing, death by misadventure doesn’t sound as good.
I’m going out, I may be awhile. I’m going sunbathing…..
Accidental death happens when you forget to take the rope off when y our finished. Masturbation win!!
Check it out, it’s Matt Damon on failblog!
I’m f*ckin Matt Damon
*masturbates*
Dont forget to take the rope off
Or else your mom could find you!
Oops win
INXS win.
Shouldn’t that be WINXS?
It’s no win, it made Kylie Minogue sad. And that saddens me.
oh man – thats wrong
its when you kill yourself unknowingly (till your dead anyway) so she killed hearself by sunbathing
Blondes shouldn’t spend that too much time in the sun, they might get cancer. Mebbe if she’d of gone brunette, she would be alive and unhappy today.
Mebbe if youd of lernt to spell youd be hapy today.
Poice occifer. I drunk not, I can name my spell right! Promise.
Drunk Yoda, is that you?
What seems to be the officer, problem?
She should have gone redhead. A redhead not only wouldn’t have gotten cancer, she’d take the sun to task for even trying to give her skin cancer. Then the sun would be totally embarassed and ashamed, and would start having outbreaks. And that’s how solar flares are made.
You can get skin cancer no matter what your hair colour is. Even dark-skinned people can get it, despite all the pigment in their skin.
oops?XD
Gallows humour win?
Shallow humor win?
I think I saw this, actually. It was either in OMFG magazine or Penis magazine, can’t remember which.
It’s also reminiscent of Billboard Fail.
WHAT!
Good Fail memory
A bit like the bin baby fails too
American Gods ref?
Neil Gaiman FTW?
I hope so. I agree with girl Sam’s comment that people who say sex is over-rated just aren’t doing it properly.
Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
Three Amigos reference win, a plethora of points to you.
Can I have your watch when you are dead?
Indeed. I crack up every time I see it.
I for one think it is appropriate. On one side you have someone accidently killing themselves. The next page over you have (obviously an American) being sensitive to that person by showing shock and alarm. If they had ignored it, it would have defeated the purpose of putting the article in a magizine.
Besides, it makes a valid point. She tanned too much, that is a color oops. What else would you call it?
Neither were articles. They were/are both adverts.
They were adverts until they faded from being out in the sun too long. Oops.
“Ooops!” Comment from the advertising agency
It’s more a failure by the editor than the advertising agency.
My bad.
Given the many advertising layout fails we’ve seen, almost makes you wonder if they are doing it intentionally, as a kind of “editor’s signature”. In the same way that Disney’s animators will slip in their own ‘questionable’ content. Perhaps.
They are. It’s “subliminable”.
Penis-shaped sand castles coming right up!
*snerk*
I said “coming” LOL
This remark went pear-shaped.
Lmao.
A m00se once bit my sister…
no realli.
srsly?
Oh my! :O
Oh dear. M00se bites can be pretty nasty.
The girl in the picture wasn’t even really tan. Talk about both ends of the stick being short….
Give her credit though. She’s waaaaaaaaaay thinner than she was back at the beach wedding.
And I hear she got rid of that pesky black bar, too!
I really hope not. She should be buried with that bar
No love for poor Bears. They’re only hungry!
That may have something to do with the chemo….
With the look the sister is giving . . . I have reason to suspect it wasn’t an “accident”. I think someone got angry and forced her sister to sunbathe for long periods of time.
I’m afraid of going to the beach now. T_T
Skin Cancer, the serial killer’s newest weapon.
Has anyone seen Mr. Show? this reminds me of the Apology card the germans gave to the jewish people with a cat and a cup of spilled milk.
“See, the cat is like the germans, and the spilled milk is like your relatives”
Well let’s not cry over spilled milk.
Want me to spill my milk all over yo mamma’s face?
i dont think its any of our concern. you might want to ask her first tho…
Ahh Mr. Show. A glimmering light of comedic genius in the 90’s. They milked it for all it was worth before it got kind of lame.
Saying “milked it” after those comments was a little creepy…
But it will turn sour
OOPS!
I really hate the photoshopped picture frame placed in her crossed arms, Im not trying to be insensitive or anything it just looks bad…
Yeah, I’d rather have a look at her boobs too.
BOOBS! *masturbates*
I really hate it when ignorant people cry “photopshop!” when it’s not. Shows their lack of intelligence.
*photoshop.
Well, that insult just failed.
Catching your own fail win?
Yeah, I suppose.
No way I don’t agree. This has got to be ad placement WIN surely?
Yes I’m talking to you Surely
hahaha rofl
That’s a lot of laughing!
Is it just me, or are the “oops” girl’s hands really big?…..
(ok, so there’s only 1 hand, but one would assume that they hopefully match)
This hand is your hand,
This hand is my hand,
Oh wait its your hand…..
No wait its my hand.
It is nobody’s hand. It is PHOTOSHOP HAND.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, HAND PHOTOSHOPS YOU!
Friends WIN
Woody Guthrie loss.
It’s just you.
Well, you know what they say about people with big hands…
She has a big penis?
I believe its something like big gloves
Or all the better for feeling you with?
Is that you, Michael Jackson? :O
FIST!
That’s the “Oops” right there.
BALLGAME!!!!
If your hand can fit over your whole face, it means you are going to be rich…
Damn I cant remember how that gag goes
I heard about people being retarded, 1f 7h31r h4nd5 c4n f17 0v3r 7h31r wh0l3 f4c3…^^ 0r 7h3y u53 numb3r5 45 l3773r5 zomfg
Well, I guess I’ll be poor forever, but at least I’m not a retard.
Questionably retarded avatars aside, *High Five*
Now thats just anoying
o rly?
It ends a lot like scare fail.
Well, you know what they say, if your hand is bigger than your face, you’ve got cancer
Slap lol
*facepalm*
Oops.
If your hand is bigger than your face you’re retarded….
She’s stoned!
Whoah, I have giant hands, man.
Ctrl + Z
Ctrl + Z
Ctrl + Z
Did you Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V that?
I think s/he needs to do us all a favour and hit Alt + F4.
If s/he has a big ol’ manhand like chick in the fail, then that stunt should be easy…
That chick is the most well hung lipstick lesbian I’ve ever seen…
Hopefully she’s not a proctologist. ” jeez lady, you are trigering my gag reflex!!”
“For the ‘End of the World’ spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete.”
This one is pretty damn funny. I bet the editor did it on purpose just for some cold hearted shits and giggles. I would have.
Yes. I believe you are correct.
WOOT
NO PIC
wheres the picture ????
all i can say is.. oops!
today’s “Get Your War On” comic by David Rees:
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“Sarah Palin says Alaska produces 20% of America’s domestic energy. It actually produces 3.5%.”
“Oh, why split hairs? At least both figures are percentages. She’s a champ!”
“I swear to God, if that woman gets within tanning distance of the White House, I’m relocating to Alaska and joining the secessionist movement.”
Haha! Funny that she was a member of that secessionist political party (can’t remember the name right now). Conveniently, she is a member no longer.
hahah…. you said “longer” and “member”
So, if the only difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull is lipstick, does that mean Sarah Palin has six nipples? … What a dumb bitch.
bonus nipple WIN
Sarah Failin’ is already becoming increasingly transparent. The new-ness of her nomination has faded, and now the colossal amount of dirt/frightening sound bites/voting record, are all coming out. It’s just a matter of time.
Also: “thanks but no thanks” means, I’ll keep the dough but veto.
on the plus side, she DOES look like Tina Fey. Grrrrowl.
Yeah, the first time I saw her I actually thought she was Tina Fey… I don’t follow American politics much but I’ve seen Saturday Night Live a few times, so it’s an easy mistake to make… mmm?
Apparently a very easy mistake, I’ve been told that there was a magazine some years ago that featured John McCain on the cover with. . . TINA FEY! Don’t know the context, just know it happened. Anyone have a link?
Accept Tina Fey doesn’t have to lay on her side while she feeds her brood.
Accept it!
Except! Words that sound the same fail.
Homophones! Accept it!
Im homophonebic
Homonyms, Homo nymphs
Actually, she was never a member. Her husband was!
what do you know about her husband’s member?
It’s probably with his balls. Inside Sarah’s bathroom cabinet.
Oh, and she contradicted her own running mate on the issue of whether or not to send troops into Pakistan to hunt down al-Qaeda.
I hope I don’t live to see the development of Fail Oops. Where then would I go with my smug condescension?
to the smug condescension convention.
Where you’ll meet lots of people with anal retention.
that get sent to the house of detention
Where they receive an honorable mention.
before beginning their descension
are they pulling a pension?
only through deception
necessity is the mother of all invention.
Did you just make a mom joke by intention?
For me, there is no redemption.
That’s it. I’m staging an intervention.
That’s my contention.
I cant handle all this tension
We can give you an extension.
I wish your parents had all used contraception.
Pay no attention. ↑
What about std prevention?
Lol did a rhyme scheme circumvention.
I accidentally circumcised myself
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Oops!!!
Heh… a truly American irony. Only here does it seem like we go through such ridiculously public convulsions to get RID of varying groups of brown-skinned people while simultaneously killing ourselves to BECOME brown-skinned people.
Haha, good point.
Every Eminem wannabe included.
English language fail!
Her sister did not accidentally kill herself, an accident pertains to a singular event. It would be more correct to say that her sister ‘inadvertently’ killed herself or possibly ‘unwittingly’ killed herself.
Pointless information fail, congratulations! (:
Yeah, what does he think he is, a TMI service?
I have this magazine and I’ve been laughing at it for a long time – it’s a few years old… he he he…
omg, classic
I don’t see anything….AdBlock WIN!
“If only she’d known about how important hair color was beforehand…”
That’s a win right there…
If only there was someone who could proofread for PR.
This is not even funny, but great FAIL.
YAY! I contributed to failblog (sort of)!
I spotted that ad placement and shot that photo a year or so ago!
This made my morning!
I acidently killed this refrence. OOPS!
not to mention the OOPS woman’s hand seems rather large…
I fail:
I don’t get it XD
hehehe clasic.
suicide win
fail? thts mor like a win!