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Scare Fail

Submitted by Tom M

Incorrect credit?

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GoolieGooGoo

this one has been on the failblog youtube page for ages

*yawn*

BondFan4518

Yawning is rude!
*Scolds Goolie but gives cookie later*

 
 
 
 
Sm0k3y

What Moment? You were not the first commenter, you were not even the first reply to the first comment, about the only first you got was the first person to fail at being first on this particular fail, so maybe we ought to give you your moment, First Fail Congrats!

BondFan4518

Well that’s the end of that then.
*Sweeps up talonsofpeace’s shattered cranium*

Pretentious White Girl

That happens on this page, too? I thought headz asploding wuz more of a cheezburger thing.

Loz

talons is from ICHC. Does that explain it?

talonsofpeace

Wrong wrong wrong.
1) In ICHC the comment would read *head asplodez*. Spelling fail.
2) It’s an expression I’m taking back from other places on the internet.
3) As it is an expression, I’m clearly not dead. If my head exploded, that might be newsworthy, and I wouldn’t be posting posthumously.
4) I wasn’t born in ICHC, I didn’t “come” from ICHC. I don’t even find laugh out loud cats all that funny.
5) ??????
6) PROFIT!

Get it now?

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Loz

Well you certainly aren’t posting-humourously…

 
BondFan4518

*Ba-dum tish!*

 
talonsofpeace

Nice one, I set that up and wasn’t sure if anyone would take the bait. +45 internet points for you.

 
Loz

You’re American, you’re not allowed to put the first ‘t’ in the word ‘internet’.

 
BondFan4518

Good show, old bean.
*Golf claps and sips tea*

 
 
BondFan4518

*Hands plate of fish and chips, topped off with Ribena*

 
talonsofpeace

I presume this is because all American’s speak with a long, drawn out southern accents. We also are so uneducated that we gloss over consonants whilst speaking?
*Gulps down budweiser, belches, throws can out of window into yard full of car parts and trash, eats some fried food then gets into monster truck and drives over to a clan rally*

 
RogueThree

Well, if Cockneys can get away with not pronoucing “h” as the first letter of a word, we can get away with not pronuncing “t”. Or just changing it to a “d” sound, like how we say “bottom” more like “boddom”.

 
 
BondFan4518

Our colonial friend has finally got something right!

 
Loz

American is speak! ;)

 
RogueThree

Well, it’s not putting my comment up, possibly because I included the word for an accent which includes a vulgar word for a man’s genitals.

 
RogueThree

Never mind…

 
Loz

Ah, failblog really hates the word c o c k. Sexists.

 
talonsofpeace

I love the English, you guys are @%@#$ hilarious.

 
Loz

*is not English*

 
RogueThree

Uh, Loz is Irish, I’m pretty sure…

 
Loz

and… Rogue gets the cookie! :)

 
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

B’dum - b’dum

 
 
RogueThree

Why is your heart typing, Sausage?

 
Khaaaaaaan

Because his weiner is busy doing other things…

 
BondFan4518

And is probably stuck in a pipe.

 
 
 
 
 
BondFan4518

*Dumps pieces of shattered head into incinerator*

 
talonsofpeace

It is considerate that you folks like to keep the place tidy. I’ve died on this forum many many times, it won’t be the last.

squizan

We can only hope…

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Jim

Might even be an extra-spatial sensational interracial facial. Or not.

 
 
 
david

oldest old that ever olded.

Bratenboy

Tyrone can kick some ass!

 
 
Loz

I know your mother is, but I don’t discriminate.

 
foobarbaz

that’s so old, i remember laughing so hard that i fell off my dinosaur!!

RogueThree

Because the toy manufacturers told us so.

 
salohcin

Oh, so that’s why they all died off!

 
 
 
 
 
DrDr

“Thats knockout win”

‘That’s a knockout win!’

 
 
 
james

*insert FALCON PUNCH reference here*

thepowerofblue

I think you just did.

 
 
Robert

Not only a big FAIL, but also PWNED!!!

 
kreativf

i wonder if getting knockouted was in his contract. I think it’s not a scare fail but a not-being-scared WIN!

 
Fate

Or at the very least recycling.

 
 
Sara J

That guy should have called the Poice.

ghehorg

previous thread reference WIN

 
RogueThree

They happen to be a good band. My favorite song of theirs is “Messge in a Bttle”. Although Stig’s solo stuff was generally not that great.

Loz

Really? I preferred Don’t Stand So Cose To Me and Every itte Thing She Does Is Magic.