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M4sT3r

i thought we were going for the international “firsts” here? well i tried…
@laerador: indeed it does, there’s nothing you can do about it :-|

talonsofpeace

Bloody marvelous first. You can haz several thousand +internets points.

M4sT3r

*takes points and buys huge ice-cream*

Guy Over Yonder

*steals ice cream*

Sm0k3y

*Trips and falls face first into Ice Cream*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
laerador

Du hast versagt. (Warum klingt es auf Englisch besser? WARUM?!)

Slim Shammy

Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

dilettante

What, nobody’s going to make a “Mutter” joke?

m00_teh_fishz0r

If you got a Mutter, you always got Butter.

dilettante

That was worse than I even thought.

dilettante

MUCH better. Du hast!

 
 
 
 
 
 
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

Sie ist ein Model und Sie sieht gut aus… *onaniert*

talonsofpeace

Sie sieht wie eine Schlampe aus, und das ist Ok mit mir.

mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

Sie sieht gut aus und Schoenheit wird bezahlt.

 
 
 
 
Loz

Weil Englisch eine nettere Sprache ist :p

Jurgen

Wat ist das? Da Deutchland spezile?? ZOMG ze germans iz herz!!

ronber

There certainly aren’t many Jürgens who don’t speak German.
You’re a unicorn.

 
talonsofpeace

why is it that no one remembers the name of Johann Gambolputtydevonausfernschplendenschlittercrascenbonfrieddiggerdangledonglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgrnaderknottyspelltinkle.. . .scheise! Ich habe das total vergessen!

thepowerofblue

Because he has no living descendants?

raelalt

Did they all die trying to pronounce their last name?

Loz

youtube.com/watch?v=yYMRjnM6j6w :D

RogueThree

Heh. Actually one of the few Monty Python sketches I’ve seen before.

talonsofpeace

My nerdiest moment of all time was committing the Gambolputty sketch to memory. (But hey! John Cleese had to as well. . .so maybe it’s win.)

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Пендосы сакс!

du sack, ich wollte als erster da sein! >:|

Juasman

¡Primero!

oh no… too late. Maybe another day :(

Let’s start this “international first” trend. At least we will learn something…

 
 
 
Sm0k3y

Damned if you do, Damned if you don’t…

 
 
Slim Shammy

Whats the blank yellow one for?
Yield?
Maybe I’ll just turn left instead

Man... or AstroMan

Upside down yellow triangle? Must be ‘gay pride’…

 
Loz

“YIELD” always makes me giggle. We say ‘give way’ here.

ghehorg

give way just sounds sexier…

Dragonwriter

Indeed…”yield” sounds more like, “I SURRENDER!”

Which doesn’t sound sexy at all.

 
 
 
 
culprit

I did wonder about the rerason for the pearl jam cover… now i know.

 
ghehorg

Ill cover you in pearl jam.

Sm0k3y

* Give Pearl Necklace to ghehorg* I think he likes it!

 
 
 
 
Bratenboy

c’est ci n’est pas une poste..

thepowerofblue

I didnn’t know you were bi………………………………………………………………………………………………….lingual.

thepowerofblue

didn’t*
Scroll bar FAIL.

Winfail

Dont’ you mean hand-eye-coordination FAIL

 
thepowerofblue

…crank dat Soulja Boy?

Sara J

Why’s there an apostrophe after dat?

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fuzz on the concept

Unable to consummate the “date.”

 
ghehorg

women fail to get their feeble minds around it.