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erster
???
i thought we were going for the international “firsts” here? well i tried…
@laerador: indeed it does, there’s nothing you can do about it
Bloody marvelous first. You can haz several thousand +internets points.
*takes points and buys huge ice-cream*
*steals ice cream*
*Trips and falls face first into Ice Cream*
*points and laughs*
Ah, schadenfreude.
Hey, at least he got some ice cream out of it.
my ice-cream!!
*Takes dilettante’s soda and M4sT3r’s ice cream and makes a float*
*calls Chuck Norris which kills everyone, steals points, icecream and scream ”YOU FAIL”*
Chuck norris doesn’t need napkins, he just dares the icecream to melt.
*runs you all over in his car (after making a right turn), takes ice
cream, and drives away*
*makes right turn and runs you over with truck, takes ice cream
and leaves*
and as my head explodes, you gain +18 internets
céad
100? I think you mean “a haon”.
I think it is both
TRANSLATION:
hundred = num an céad + sg
USAGE:
hundreds of = na céadta +sg;
one hundred and fifty = céad go leith;
TRANSLATION:
first = adj céad
first = adv ar an gcéad duine
Hmm, I’m gonna let you win this one. ’cause I barely speak any gaelic.
Kartoffel!
No one expects teh spanush inqwesishun!
O noes! Not teh sopht pilloez!
Talons, perhaps you’d love this:
http://www.michaelpalinforpresident.com/
i lol’d
Very nice.
Haha! I’d die before I let America take Michael Palin for their own ¬_¬
Du hast versagt. (Warum klingt es auf Englisch besser? WARUM?!)
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt
Rammstein rocks!
What, nobody’s going to make a “Mutter” joke?
If you got a Mutter, you always got Butter.
That was worse than I even thought.
I can’t believe it’s not Mutter.
MUCH better. Du hast!
Sie ist ein Model und Sie sieht gut aus… *onaniert*
Sie sieht wie eine Schlampe aus, und das ist Ok mit mir.
Sie sieht gut aus und Schoenheit wird bezahlt.
“You asked me and I said nothing”….that was what that song was saying? I’ve heard it exactly once and got into an argument with a kid who kept saying that the singer was saying “you hate me” in German. I could have won an argument from 10 years ago….
Weil Englisch eine nettere Sprache ist :p
Wat ist das? Da Deutchland spezile?? ZOMG ze germans iz herz!!
There certainly aren’t many Jürgens who don’t speak German.
You’re a unicorn.
why is it that no one remembers the name of Johann Gambolputtydevonausfernschplendenschlittercrascenbonfrieddiggerdangledonglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgrnaderknottyspelltinkle.. . .scheise! Ich habe das total vergessen!
of Ulm.
Because he has no living descendants?
Did they all die trying to pronounce their last name?
youtube.com/watch?v=yYMRjnM6j6w
Heh. Actually one of the few Monty Python sketches I’ve seen before.
My nerdiest moment of all time was committing the Gambolputty sketch to memory. (But hey! John Cleese had to as well. . .so maybe it’s win.)
Um, he got paid for it.
Burned..
du sack, ich wollte als erster da sein! >:|
¡Primero!
oh no… too late. Maybe another day
Let’s start this “international first” trend. At least we will learn something…
Two rights make a left?
Damned if you do, Damned if you don’t…
Whats the blank yellow one for?
Yield?
Maybe I’ll just turn left instead
Upside down yellow triangle? Must be ‘gay pride’…
“YIELD” always makes me giggle. We say ‘give way’ here.
give way just sounds sexier…
Indeed…”yield” sounds more like, “I SURRENDER!”
Which doesn’t sound sexy at all.
unless you are French
lol!^
straight in da face
I did wonder about the rerason for the pearl jam cover… now i know.
Rerason?
Ill cover you in pearl jam.
* Give Pearl Necklace to ghehorg* I think he likes it!
what about a pearl jam necklace?
c’est ci n’est pas une poste..
ceci*
I didnn’t know you were bi………………………………………………………………………………………………….lingual.
didn’t*
Scroll bar FAIL.
Dont’ you mean hand-eye-coordination FAIL
Don’t*
Don’t
You
Ewe
Yieux.
Yeux (’cause we’re being French).
…crank dat Soulja Boy?
superman dat’ ho
Why’s there an apostrophe after dat?
Unable to consummate the “date.”
women fail to get their feeble minds around it.
And ghehorg plummets in poster coolness and funniness!
It’ll take him some serious work to get back up in the ranks, folks! Let’s see what he does next…
*a hush falls over the crowd*
*ducks to avoid being hit by hush*
**pulls out super powered grappling hook, shoots it up and catches on to the top while in mid plummet, hooks onto something and starts swinging upwards, fighting giant lizards and mollusks on the way up, climbs over the top, chooses Door#1, gets 1.00 exactly on the big wheel, and beats Ninja Master level 4.** Hope that did it
Probably not, but if this is a popularity contest, we all fail at life. *Writes a book*
…you forget about me.
That club only meets in the mornings.
Of course, it IS morning. At least is where I am.
Well, I am. And this is my coming out.
I am bi……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..lingual.
Yo tambien!
Y tu mama?
Yo tampoco.
I suck at Spanish.
I don’t speak Spanish either
French and German are far better!
If you live in Europe, maybe. Here in the States, it’s actually very useful…
Another reason for you to move to Canada!
As opossed to me.
El Español es mi lengua madre. La mas hermosa de de las Lenguas Romances
(precedida por el francés, portugués, rumano e italiano)
English is scantily my second
But you used the word “scantily” so nicely. You’re an honorary English speaker.
ein glück, ich lebe nicht in dieser Stadt, den ich mach Fahrschule grad^^
yellow sign says that u r not on the main road and that those who are on te main road have the right of way here.Dunno how to describe it better anyway.
That’s what “yield” means.
definition WIN
pangaea! *reminisces of better times when the whole world was united*
I KNOW you’re not THAT old!!!
Count my rings and see for yourself
I wood love to take you up on that offer.
Oh, leaf her alone! She’s been through enough already.
Oak-kay, I’ll trunk-ate any fir-ther attempts at in-yew-endo.
Are we branching out and sprucing up our replies? I can’t cedars any reason for that.
its not a matter of life or limb
I just wanted to inpress an alder lady.
As the elder ones in this nest, I’ll need to conifer with Loz and get her oPinon on the subject. I don’t want to be Bamboo-zled.
Sounds treesonous somehow.
And next time yule log in from the beech?
Willow need to root out any traitors who remain at larch.
I see someone below who is pine-ing to be birched. Or maybe he’s just barking mad.
He’s a sad sapling who can’t get twig the program.
I think he’s aspen to be beaten to a pulp, the scrub.
Well, that’s plank to see.
He’s kinda like a mesquite-o, maple he left though.
These joaks are so hêtreful I might just have to leave.
This discussion needs to be trunkated. I need to conifer with the others to see if we can do it.
Maybe I could be the one to end it, birch-ance?
Nope.
I can’t decide-uous. Stumping on tree puns make me want to branch out to new vistas. . . . .
TIIIIIIIMMMMMBEEEEERRRRRR!!!! Now that that ones been cut lets just call it of now.
Sap
These comments leaf me board, you sap.
This looks like Newark, New Jersey.
it’s Lodz, Poland.
lolz, Poland
Loz, Poland
In Soviet Russia, Poland makes jokes about you.
In Soviet Russia, Poland isn’t allowed to make jokes.
amen.
What about in Modern Iran?
In modern Iran everyone runs and hides from the imminent bomb threat from the US.
Ditto. It’s sad that we (USAians) are thought of in this way by so much of the world, but we can hardly blame them for thinking that way. Hopefully we can change that attitude come January 20th, the (possible) end of an error.
*crosses fingers really, really tight*
If Obama wins and the madness ends? I’ll have renewed faith in our democracy. The U.S. is too damned backwards and racist. We shall see. This is the litmus test. If McCain wins, I’m moving to Europe.
*crosses fingers until they start bleeding*
Oh SHIT.
:p
Don’t worry Loz, it’s a big continent. Your island may be safe.
até o momento, apenas um comentário em inglês! Modo Babel ativado.
Legal! Vamos conversar em português agora!!!
Puta que pariu, tinha certeza que apareceria mais alguém falando português! E pelo ‘legal’, deve ser brasileiro também!
Ja, en dan die natte dot vol blaffen met but! Heerlijk!
niet aardig, Bratenboy
Ludzi pogięło
International page, stick to english please. Auch wenn ich Deutsch spreche et français aussie…
I was trying to work out your comment for ages, wondering how Australia came into it. Then I realised you meant ‘aussi’.
Aussi, aussi, aussi, Oy, oy, oy!
LOL <3
damn
you are right ty
sieg zeon
Oh Juses!! He came to save failblog!
He already did when he brought back the nest thing.
(Yes it was jesus !)
We have juses to thank for everything good in the world, and we have satan to blame for everything bad in the world.
God forbid we should take credit/responsibility for anything.
^ the devil made her say it
My prophet! Turn right and I shall follow!
God wills it.
Juses Fails!
Hail Satin!
Hail Satin? No, no, no, it wrinkles too easily.
Haha, I’m watching Sally Jessy Raphael (don’t ask) and she has gay men on who have supposedly ‘turned straight’ for ‘god’.
She started quoting bible passages to them that said ‘you should sell your daughters for slaves’, ‘you should take slaves from neighbouring nations’, ‘you should be killed if you work on the sabbath’ and ‘you should not eat shellfish’.
It was hilarious how they were unable to respond.
I’ve tried pointing that stuff out to the family. They say times change. I wonder why they change for those things but not the others.
Yeah haha. You should see how worked up the audience got when the gay baptist minister came out.
Gay baptist minister. How…. I mean where…. Uh… is that possible?
Was it the Crystal Methodist, Reverend Ted Haggard?
it all comes down to old testement vs. new testement (imminent spelling errors abound herein) B.C. vs. A.D. under the law v.s above the law……..classic Christian paradox
Actually, abstract, it really doesn’t come down even to that. It’s a pick and choose moral hermeneutics all the way through (in other words, the specific interpretations of commanded rules are always selected by one’s culture and situation). Paul in the New Testament, for instance, says women need to cover their hair and men need not to — but very few Christians follow that rule. (Paul himself mentions that different Christians followed different interpretations of that even back then.)
Paul was a misogynistic, self-righteous mother’ucker. ’nuff said.
Describes a fair amount of Christians, actually.
“Dear Corinthians, as you can tell from my preamble, it’s gonna be quite a long letter. Here we go: Don’t do bad things, only do good things. Always treat your neighbour like someone who lives near to you. Never put a sock in a toaster. Never put jam on a magnet. Never throw your Granny in a bag. Never suck all the juice out of a vampire. Never lean over on Tuesday…”
Amen…
Don’t make me bust out my Gundam!
Early comment.
Ponitless comment
No ponit anywhere.
*turns left*
Drives straight over sign leaving a trail of impending FAIL for all following
*giggle*
Is that in Poland?
wypadek!!
Yes, captain. Right away.
wikipedia*
pediafile
fail post: forbiden to turn right but you have to turn right the road AFTER, a fail would have been a straight white arrow ->
Comprehensible road sign fail.
股市大跌3只救市股 哪里变了？ 新宝来亮点抢先看
“The crotch city large 跌 3 merely rescuing city crotch 哪 village 变 Ryo? Watching ahead new treasure coming Akira point 抢”
This is what Yahoo makes of your comment. Could you be a little more specific?
Crotch??? Not sure if this is a Yahoo fail or my Chinese classes were an epic fail!!
Crotch essentially means fork, right. So, intersection.
I love it when you talk dirty.
Interesting. My translator widget came up with “Where did the stock market greatly fall 3 to rescue city stock to change? New valuably comes the luminescent spot to forestall to look
Engrish FAIL
Kurwa ja pierdole co za naród, to przecież w Łodzi jest, róg Kościuszki i 6 sierpnia. I nie bede pisal po angielsku sram na tych leszczy z innych krajów, niech sie masturbują jak nie kumają:P
I have absolutely no idea what you just said little man but I did notice something…
*masturbująes*
Actually, the guy said that this picture was taken in Poland, in the city of Lodz. And then he said he doesn’t want to speak English and added some unpleasand things about people from other countries who don’t speak Polish. I’m sorry aboutt this guy, some of my compatriots are idiots.
*insert Polish stereotype*
Ironically, according to Polish sterotypes, they wouldn’t be smart enough to be able to insert a Polish stereotype.
aren’t polish stereotypes about drinking?
tell me, i’m curious ;p
That’s what your mama said afterwards.
ja kumam:* *masturbates*
in this thread the internet comes to realize, that it is indeed international, or just full of fakers
I believe you believe in Flat Earth theories
*lip trembles* about….to……
The Polish Department of Transportation obviously has the only guy with SCHIZOPHRENIA in charge of the street signs..
the moment u turn that corner u will divide yourself by zero
*turns the corner*
*finds self on a Möbius strip*
Is that a type of mall?
*snert*
Nooooo…but it IS a really convoluted kind of pole dance.
This is the one that Fuzz does isn’t it?
Yup…he strips and strips, but it never seems to end.
I’ll bring the popcorn!
Wheeeeeeeeeee!
*gives way*
*gives some back*
*straight arrows*
With or without giant ants crawling on it?
An’ git in that kitchen and make me some Pie!
I can’t make pie right now, I have two black eyes.
Then put on some glasses.
And take off your damn watch.
TMI, don’t you be talkin like that!!! I outta slap you upside your over-educated noggin’!
*slap’s dilly’s ass instead — just cuz*
Both of you, shut up and make me a drink.
That’s more like it… here’s the next round, I’ll make them:
Scorpino:
lemon sherbet+
vodka+
limoncello+
prosecco
*imbibes*
You are welcome to imbibe. They are deliciously tart.
*puckers*
Dammit, Fuzz! When are we going for drinks? You won’t return my phone calls!
fuzzy fell down some stairs, he’s busy….
Łódź kurwa
Turn left.
Phagish’s comment is just as useful as the sign. Except, his fails more. Love the sexism, keep it up, you’ll go far in life, trust me.
LOL! SIGN FAIL!!!! epic
Lol, The city of Lodz. I knew it’d make it to FAILblog sooner or later…
rammstein is the best!
Hey, where was this picture taken? I thought I recognized it as Prague…?
^^.POP KSA DLUOHS UOY ,HANNAH
looks like u can’t make an american right turn… but you ***can*** make a european right.