Police Fail
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LAST!
I shall fist you LOL
Not if I fist you first!
HADOUKEN!!
No need to read or write to be a cop.
Looks like they’ve replaced a door with one from another (differently lettered!) car - see how the drop shadows are different on the two doors? I can just imagine the point where the repair guys stepped back, pleased with their handiwork…
lol
That’s why cops walk around in pairs - one can read and one can write.
No, one makes general grunting noises, the other translates.
You are right, since cops now paint the lettering on their own patrol cars….
The first shall be last, and the last shall be first.
Then what is second?
Second is sloppy!
That’s funny, I don’t feel tardy.
Ive got my pencil. Now give me something to write on.
You just need to know how to taze or shoot people. Then you can be a poice occifer.
Please don’t taze me, bro!
Beg all you want hippy! You will respect my authoritay! ZAP!!!
haha!
Maybe it is the poice. Did any of you ever consider that?
No, but I do think they may believe patrol fuels their car.
Unlike Avis’ car, which runs on petrel.
(I know you don’t have a car, my friend…I’m using my punetic license!)
It’s a rental.
f**k the poice
I’m really curious as to where you guys live to be posting at this hour.
Berlin. You?
Lucky, lucky person. One of my favorite places in the world.
I live in a place where the Poice don’t carry guns and drinking tea is like a national sport.
Our cops carry guns and drinking beer is our national sport.
That’s where I live!
Except it’s called Philadelphia.
I like cream cheese.
Me too!
I hear it’s always sunny in Philadelphia.
“I hate listening to people’s dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I’m not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don’t care.”
Speaking of turning around a sociopath –
Flip over, philly dilly, and I’ll make a Quaker out of you.
___
(*This may end up being a double-posting; Failblog is holding back a “b3nd over” joke I offered your fine filly fanny several hours ago. Just as well — now it’s time to turn another cheek.)
Bend dare. Donned hat. The comment never appeared in a reply to Dragon and Loz.
Oh, and I LOL’d and what you Penn’d!
I missed a raunchy riposte from my most admirable Admiral?
Phoo.
*pouts*
I’m a sucker when it comes to pouting.
*lets the sensuously full lower lip tremble just a little*
*takes one last glance at packaging fail*
*dims the lights*
Ooooohh…no. I made your package fail???
*heart plummets into shoes*
*tries to explain about dinos in plastic packaging*
*changes tack*
*takes Dragon’s hand*
*shows her solidarity*
Hmm…the lights are awfully dim.
Are we back on the thread with all the tree references?
Vegas here. You can carry a beer on the street, you can carry a gun, but you can’t carry a beer AND a gun at the same time.
much like you can’t carry a tune and a beer at the same time…
You’ve seen me at work?????
heh no i was thinking karaoke
Nevada= California’s cooler older brother
I’m close to you….Q-town
The L is silent
L is for Lambs. That’s why.
Fava beans, anyone?
Are you bringing the Chianti?
Sure….. and lotion.
Good, nobody wants the hose, again.
what about the hose?
We said…. DO NOT WANT!!!!
And now we say it louder, with more feeling.
DO NOT WAaaAAaAaaNNNNT!!
“Goodbye, horses…”
I hop thy dot cach me speding. Tikets suk.
It’s “Po Ice” :p The friendly ice cream “trunk”. Since they sell out of the trunk obviously. And the siren is to attract kids and scare bad people who don’t have money anyway.
“po ice”, while “po” means “butt” in german, is made of “butt water” xD
Po?? That puts a whole new perspective on the Tinky Winky thing… o.O
Just googled this, Fulton county is in Georgia.
In Soviet Russia, Georgia is just a nice place to be invaded on Summer.