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I shall fist you LOL
Not if I fist you first!
HADOUKEN!!
that’ not a cop. it’s the POICE PATROL. They keep the poice. they are poice officers.
hahahaha,
no.
First fail?
Smurf’s took the L!
No need to read or write to be a cop.
Looks like they’ve replaced a door with one from another (differently lettered!) car – see how the drop shadows are different on the two doors? I can just imagine the point where the repair guys stepped back, pleased with their handiwork…
lol
thats not a spelling fail, its the poice team, Police Overusing Injustice for Creating Erections
pretty much, they’re the ones tha beat up innocent people. what the police dont tell you is that the team goes home and *masturbates* about the beatings
No, they’re short of a L of a lot of Policemen!
That’s why cops walk around in pairs – one can read and one can write.
No, one makes general grunting noises, the other translates.
You are right, since cops now paint the lettering on their own patrol cars….
The first shall be last, and the last shall be first.
Then what is second?
Second is sloppy!
That’s funny, I don’t feel tardy.
Ive got my pencil. Now give me something to write on.
You just need to know how to taze or shoot people. Then you can be a poice occifer.
Please don’t taze me, bro!
Beg all you want hippy! You will respect my authoritay! ZAP!!!
haha!
Maybe it is the poice. Did any of you ever consider that?
No, but I do think they may believe patrol fuels their car.
Unlike Avis’ car, which runs on petrel.
(I know you don’t have a car, my friend…I’m using my punetic license!)
It’s a rental.
f**k the poice
I’m really curious as to where you guys live to be posting at this hour.
Berlin. You?
Lucky, lucky person. One of my favorite places in the world.
I live in a place where the Poice don’t carry guns and drinking tea is like a national sport.
Our cops carry guns and drinking beer is our national sport.
That’s where I live!
Except it’s called Philadelphia.
I like cream cheese.
Me too!
I hear it’s always sunny in Philadelphia.
“I hate listening to people’s dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I’m not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don’t care.”
Speaking of turning around a sociopath –
Flip over, philly dilly, and I’ll make a Quaker out of you.
___
(*This may end up being a double-posting; Failblog is holding back a “b3nd over” joke I offered your fine filly fanny several hours ago. Just as well — now it’s time to turn another cheek.)
Bend dare. Donned hat. The comment never appeared in a reply to Dragon and Loz.
Oh, and I LOL’d and what you Penn’d!
I missed a raunchy riposte from my most admirable Admiral?
Phoo.
*pouts*
I’m a sucker when it comes to pouting.
*lets the sensuously full lower lip tremble just a little*
*takes one last glance at packaging fail*
*dims the lights*
Ooooohh…no. I made your package fail???
*heart plummets into shoes*
*tries to explain about dinos in plastic packaging*
*changes tack*
*takes Dragon’s hand*
*shows her solidarity*
Hmm…the lights are awfully dim.
Are we back on the thread with all the tree references?
Vegas here. You can carry a beer on the street, you can carry a gun, but you can’t carry a beer AND a gun at the same time.
much like you can’t carry a tune and a beer at the same time…
You’ve seen me at work?????
heh no i was thinking karaoke
Nevada= California’s cooler older brother
Who is somehow smaller, much like Steve and Joe on Blue’s Clues.
I’m close to you….Q-town
The L is silent
L is for Lambs. That’s why.
Fava beans, anyone?
Are you bringing the Chianti?
Sure….. and lotion.
Good, nobody wants the hose, again.
what about the hose?
We said…. DO NOT WANT!!!!
And now we say it louder, with more feeling.
DO NOT WAaaAAaAaaNNNNT!!
“Goodbye, horses…”
I hop thy dot cach me speding. Tikets suk.
It’s “Po Ice” :p The friendly ice cream “trunk”. Since they sell out of the trunk obviously. And the siren is to attract kids and scare bad people who don’t have money anyway.
“po ice”, while “po” means “butt” in german, is made of “butt water” xD
Po?? That puts a whole new perspective on the Tinky Winky thing… o.O
Just googled this, Fulton county is in Georgia.
In Soviet Russia, Georgia is just a nice place to be invaded on Summer.
Those silly commies, invading their own country. Don’t they know where they USSR?
I’m really not sure what your second sentence is about.
I CCCP what you did there.
Why so cyrillous?
My sense of humor’s been stalin lately.
I still give it high marx
I give it Groucho Marx!
Well, you’ve always been a glasnost-half-full kind of guy …
I dunno, man, I think you’re pushkin the envelope…
Nakitov already!
this is bolshevik!
Chekhov that item from your list, then.
There’s no dis putin the evidence.
In Soviet Russia, puns laugh at you! XD
And the city of Atlanta is in Fulton County. There are companies which specialize in setting up police cars for duty (lights, lettering, cages, etc.). Clearly, whoever did this one was a graduate of Atlanta or Fulton Cty Schools.
Waste of time win!
Reading below the picture fail!
Wow, I just got owned.
Yo, Loz, let me buy her off you. I wrecked my dishwasher.
Indentured Savant.
Or perhaps endentured?
I’ll be endentured soon, at this rate…
Do you perhaps have a shiny metal asse?
Fulton County is the underfunded red-headed stepchild to Atlanta.
The whole “Submitted by John from Atlanta, GA” might have given that away.
FAIL.
… and it being in Georgia, this is the least of the failures that can be found.
*matubates*
Yeah, that pic’s a real turn on.
Bęnd óver and I’ll show you a turn on.
DO NOT WANT!
Hasselhoff!!!!
I’ve been looking …
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! im first
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! i doubt it
Ouch. That’s a ninth degree burn (that’s right I counted).
If they’re gonna drop the ‘L’, might as well lose the ‘O’, and the next letter in the ‘I..C’ set is ‘G’. Say it like it is, puercos.
(‘C..E’ set, that is. Whiskey fail.)
Oooh, is it Jameson’s?
Wild Turkey – with the silent ‘L’.
∫éñ∂ ø√é® and I’ll show you a wide turkey…
Irish whiskey FTW
(Although I secretly prefer JD)
Poison maybe?
poisson
pamplemousse
poubelle
I looked into the dustbin (Google) and found this ad:
The Poubelle Twins Bibi and Fifi welcome you to their world of French Maids and Mexican Wrestling.
That’s….. unnerving. I don’t want to know anymore about it. The intersection of those two things has got to be a hot mess.
*boggle!*
I… I… Je… Ya…
(is speechless)
*masturbates in 3 languages*
probably.
Raise your poice!
“Give poice a chance!”
That’s all I’m sayin’.
I’m pro-poice.
it looks like a por-poice to me
They aren’t related to the color “puice,” are they?
“Puice” would be puce juice. Puce is a color. Juice is a fruity liquid. Get them straight.
In Georgia this is an undercover police car, it’s not supposed to be recognizable…
Somebody’s stealing L’s…call the poice!
It’d really hurt if they took Palin’s.
Haha win!
Bravo.
::golf claps::
my hat is off to you, sir.
You have hat hair.
Just sayin’.
Now Playing: Poice – Message in a botte
Coming up next: The Who — Momma’s got a squeeze boîte
Followed by: Adam & the Ants — Goody deux chaussures
Subtle innuendos follow
That was goodly.
With the budget cuts going on ’round here, that’s probably where the ‘L’ went. That car must’ve got it’s pink slip right before work!
Just so you know, due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I like little fluffy things, mixed with sausage and lots of sauce and gravy. Also I enjoy the company of shemales for good conversations. You don’t have to react to any of this: I can’t read.
what did you say?
I like little fluffy things, mixed with sausage and lots of sauce and gravy. Also I enjoy the company of shemales for good conversations. You don’t have to react to any of this: I can’t read.
You can: repeat.
Hey, join the green party, vol.2!
Somehow I got a green icon, even though my screen name is thepowerofBLUE.
Then again, my favorite footy team’s colors are green and blue, so I don’t mind too much.
bęnd óver and I’ll give you sausage with lots of sauce.
hey steve… this means you.
Most probably that police car was in a crash and had the door(s) replaced from another police car, where the word “police” was put on a little bit more to the front/back, depending on which door(s) were replaced.
Fake – obvious Photoshop – I could do better. Hell, Sarahcudda could do better
Thank you for bringing sanity to this thread. Is there any way to vote out or delete bogus ‘fail’ pics on here
Sadly, I live in Georgia and (before reading the subtitle below the pic) I immediately wondered if it was Ga’s Fulton County….sadly I’m correct…. :~/
Futon County. (sounds like a subsidiary of IKEA.)
Haha, <3 futons.
I have relatives in Atlanta. I mock their accents when they come back here at Christmas.
Georgian ties= yummy
Thank you for bringing sanity to this thread. Is there any way to vote out or delete bogus ‘fail’ pics on here
Feeling save now? The least they’ll do is protect you from the spe**ing bee.
You’re gonna need some protection, friend, the way you’re feeling.
He’s a bit deficient in the suave department. He better go with salve.
That won’t solve it.
But it could stave it off for a while.
You’re such a slave to convention.
I strive for perfection. I don’t always get there…..
This is obviously Photoshopped. They moved the ICE over on top of the L.
I hate cops too, but this just insults my own intelligence.
You’re right, it is photoshopped. I have the original. It’s actually a picture of baby lion in the Serengeti. They painted out the lion, pasted in a picture of a checkered cab, recolored it, lettered it, and then modeled all the roads and building and stuff in POVray. You can totally tell it’s the same picture though, because the sky is exactly the same, except for the clouds, which they had to ’shop in too.
Self-deprecation WIN. Duh people have spoken.
*hands out aloe vera to the Duh People to treat the 3rd-degree burns*
Ah, Spaghetti Junction fail.
Spaghetti Junction is ALWAYS a fail.
The L must’ve gotten caught in the door when they closed it.
This is possibly the worst attempt at a joke I have ever seen on failblog.
Only because the constant masturbating is too pathetic to be considered to be jokes.
*wanks*
Colonel Mustard?
No. From my experience playing that game, it’s usually Mrs. White. I don’t know why that happens when I play. Maybe something like “The butler did it!”
Did anybody else who played that game totally want to bang Miss Scarlet?
No, because she’s a plastic game piece and has no genitals.
like your girlfriend.
Actually, I don’t have a girlfriend. So I feel no need to feel insulted by your predictable little burn attempt.
it was a controlled burn, for future burn mitigation
Backfired.
Don’t listen – it’s funny.
i thought it was funny
O @ Goody!
(would’ve been “LOL,” but something I got caught up in a couple things … )
oh atlanta…
Oh Mylanta…
… for hotlanta burn.
What size shoes are you wearing?
Aw man. I live in Atlanta. How embarrassing!
However, I think the “Fulton County Police” mostly handle business outside the central areas of the city, which is patrolled by the APD (whose cars are not lacking in L’s)
This is what happens when you let government school educated kids write your signage.
that’s clearly photoshopped!
I’m so glad I’m moving away from Atlanta. Tomorrow, in fact. That is a WIN for me.
I saw this car! I took a blind cell fone picture of it, but it didn’t turn out this well…
That’s probably because your cell phone is blind.
He shouldn’t have taken that beach wedding photo first.
I’m pretty sure the camera cried.
Fear not, citiens! The Poice are on their way!!
=( Wow. I live in Atlanta…we sure are a clever bunch.
Fuuton means wind in Japanese methinks ^^
That’s pretty funny, actually, given the quantity of beans that I eat and the fact that I sleep on a futon.
The poice in town hides behind this sign
watch out for them poice officers…they’ll run you over if given the chance
Check it out – website design fail, too! Black text on black background, at least in Firefox.
http://www.fultonpolice.org/
Firefox fail.
Indeed. It’s black text on white background in IE6.
black to black also happens on Google Chrome!
Hm. All the other police cars in town with that livery are spelled right.
That car is sitting underneath an I75/85 ramp, the building in the distance is the dormitory I lived in last year…
Wow. I wish I didn’t live in Georgia. Sometimes when I’m in really bad areas of Atlanta I see cops asleep in their patrol cars. I hate the south……
so did the slaves
The answer is simple, really. Someone told them to get the “l” outta there, so they did.
Poice, like “poisse” means “bad luck” in french
Oh jeebus…I live in fulton county too. I feel so safe right now.
This is the Barney side of the car!!! Andy is on the other side!!!!
Oh hell… I live in Fulton County, too. >.< then again the county police don’t do too much up in the northern section where I live…
And Spaghetti Junction (where this is located) really is one gigantic mass of FAIL. It makes you want to cry every time you have to go through it one way or another.
Truth. I hate Spaghetti Junction.
No wonder Fulton County public schools lost their accreditation…
haha the sad thing is that i live in Fulton
Yeah. I live like 5 minutes away from there!
fail, because you spelled “spelling fail” correctly. You missed a possible ironic humor addition. *asplode*
lol!! makes me proud to be from Atlanta! haha
Has it occurred to anyone that the image may be photoshopped? It wouldn’t be all that hard at all…
It never occurs to anyone to photoshop the Spanish Inquisition.
That’s the car we let the Rookies drive
OMG NO
It’s the poice!
I’d be more surprised, but I’m actually from around there. I’m so sick of apologizing for my state.
It’s likely that the door is from another Police car. This car probably got in an accident, destroying the door on this side, so they pulled the door off another car. No news here. Move along.
I have seen one of those cars, because I live near Fulton. It was hilarious
i saw this “Poice” car. Lol!
Heo, pioce? someone stoe my purse
WHAT THE HELL!
HURRY! HURRY! Call the Poice!! Someones robbin mah house!
AAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I live in Atlanta. VERY close to Fulton county. FAILFAILFAIL
i would love to see this car sometime. I’ll look for it now when I’m up there.
poice fail “DDD