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No wonder they went extinct
historical fail
Do you have no sense of humour? -_-
You have a funny name.
What’s so funny about that name?
Probably cause hes “Jurgen Off” a the sight of the those dinosaurs.
lololol
OWNED..haha
Find me a Pachycephalosaurs and prove me wrong
That’s teh ancestor of teh elephant, yeah?
Lolz. Fail.
Jurassic FAIL
How do you know they’re both the same gender?
Neither of them has boobs.
Neither does Keira Knigthley.
Win!
Dear Sara J,
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I may be warm-blooded and ovoviviparous, but none of my youngins are gettin’ any milk out of me — sweater cows haven’t been evolved yet.
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Just a friendly note from one good parent to another,
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The Dinosaur Momma
Dear Dinosaur Momma,
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Thank you for pointing out my error. In the future, I shall endeavor to respect you and your cow-free sweaters.
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Side note: without sweater cows, what do male dinosaurs look at when they’re talking to you?
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Peace to you and yours,
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Sara J
Dear Sara J,
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Since sweater cows have not yet evolved, nor has the male instinct to gravitate towards them. However, if you give them a little tail, they’ll be hooked for life.
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Best wishes from your sister in evolution,
The Dinosaur Momma
This dinosaur is DUMB !
fist specimen of…gay dinosaurs…
Homosexuality is older than expected
omg! there are 2 dinosaurs in one package! FAGS OMGWTFBBQ!
No one said both of them are males
That is true. The green one looks kinda female, and I think the red one is orgasming.
The red one has to be mid orgasm, overzealous, or retarded. Possibly all three.
Someone said no one said both of them are males
Who would say such a thing?
Yabba dabba doo up where you poo?
When you’re with the Flintstones
you’ll have a yabba dabba doo time.
A dabba doo time.
You’ll have a gay old time.
So it’s official, homosexuals were about before homosapiens.
There’s no sign of them being male. Are there two really small dicks which I FAILed to see?
Maybe they were both females? Lickalottapusses to be precise!
How do you know they’re the same gender?
*sigh*
well if you look closely at the right one part of the background may seem to indicate it’s a male lol… But other than that true they arent necessarily male…
Still a fail though, it’s still 2 dinosaurs which appear to be having buttsex and it’s being sold to kids as well
What you think they did it missionary style?
Number of non-human animals that mate in this position: billions
Number of non-human animals that mate in the missionary position: none that I’m aware of
blabla has clearly never had sex doggy-style.
It doesn’t have to involve the butt, blahboy.
Doggy style virgin fail
Dino-style WIN
Unless he can’t reach.
I remember reading somewhere that dolphins have been known to mate face-to-face, although I don’t know if that could technically be considered “missionary position”. Does that count?
After a quick Google search, I’ve found that whales, dolphins, and some chimps mate “human” style. Only chimps have a cigarette afterward, though.
They’ve actually caught video of some apes doing in the missionary position. I wish I remember where I saw that, cause I’d post a link, but I could have surfed into that one on dozens of different sites.
It’s not called the missionary position just because the ape is f**king one.
Bonobo Chimps, also known as “Pygmy” chimps, not only engage in homosexual sex, but also perform the “missionary” position.
Does god know about this?
He invented it, dummy!
I’m concerned that the chimps might be keeping secrets.
Bonobos are notoriously highly-sexed, so I’m guessing they do it in any and every possible position.
Y’know what else they do a lot of…
*masturbates!*
The have sex to relieve stress. Any kind of stress. Excitemet? sex. Got food? sex.
I talked to a former Bonobo keeper at the San Diego zoo. When we walked up to the Bonobo exhibit, the chimps went crazy! They were really thrilled to see an old familiar face, and wham! They all just, started banging each other. It was quite a sight.
*masturbates*
actually, homosexuality is completely normal. its always been around, it just hasn’t been acknowledged because of a piece of crap called the bible
Homosexuality is totally natural. Dude–population control!
Is one of them a makasorass?
First gay dinosaur was called “Megasoreass”.
second
sloppy seconds
If you wait a few months, there’ll be even more dinosaurs. Bargain WIN.
Homosexual sex =/= Babies
What are you basing the homosexuality judgement on? The limp “wrists” of the dinosaur?
No, the testacles…..
I see no testacles
See how tenderly they are playing footsies?
I didn’t realize you were such an expert on dinosaur mating habits to suggest girl dinosaurs do not have the ability to play footsie tenderly. Nerd.
I am going to tenderly tell you they’re spelled “testicles”
I smell testicles.
Then go wash yourself dammit
Best advice on Failblog, EVAR!
Agree. BURN.
I also agree.
I agree in a non-nested flava.
Teabagging WIN
you mean straight men have no testacles?
sorry, i meant straight dinosaurs of course, of course. and noone can talk to a horse of course….
Well, you CAN talk to them. But if the horse starts to talk back, it’s time to seek medication.
unless it’s the famous mister Ed, of course…
SMARTASS FAIL!
No, the fabulous interior decorating they did to their packaging.
What about Obama?
As in his parents?
A black man and a white man?
Two different coloured “male” dinosaurs
Good reference
What about Obama?
I didn’t see mr. sausage’s comment, btw.
That’s ok, no one pays attention to that wanker anyway.
No, we don’t. *masturbates*
Dino sexface WIN!
Classic.
Jurassic Porn.
I’m not entirely sure these dinosores ar frums teh jurassic periods lolwtfbbq
Many dinossaurs from jurassic park are from the cretacic period.
Geologic nerd fail.
dinosaurs*
cretaceous*
palaeontology* not geology (as you were referring to the dinosaurs)
I knew that.
Plus the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park were based off the Deinonycus which
lived during the Cretaceous period.
Paleontology nerd WIN.
Jurassic Pork.
your all losers….pictures are funny but i have never seen a funny post on this site, kill yourselves
You smell funny.
he totally does.
I think he must be “sensitive”
You mean “sensitive” as in knife-wielding, eye-twitching, homicidal “sensitive”?
Since you can barely cobble a sentence together, it shouldn’t be a problem to just not read the posts.
Effective use of the word “cobble” for ownage of a whining prattler WIN
Effective use of the word “prattler” for complimenting someone who used the word “cobble” WIN
Get a room.
Thanks, I shall!
Can I watch?
Excellent
You didn’t get hugged enough as a child did you? Anger management classes, you might want to look into them.
Nah, he’s just trying to get lulz, let him alone foar teh christsake
He’s doing it wrong then.
I’m gone for ONE DAY and Talons turns into a lolcat?
*tries to be more vigilant*
He’s been a lolcat all along. It was revealed in a previous fail that he has been spotted on ICHC using lolspeak.
I hope he is ashamed. I would be.
Oh noes!
I ar ashamed. *self snorgles*
Maybe he got hugged too much as a child?
Maury Win?
Hugged in the wrong way perhaps.
Hugged like a dinosaur, perhaps?
You really contributed to the humor there, thanks…
I’m funny.
Kill ourselves? How about you show us how it’s done?
Pay attention though, he can only do it once.
Just get him to join the army.
The Army: they’re proud of their privates.
…so he could become an army of none?
…so he could be all the he could not to be?
That is the question.
As Daffy Duck has proven.
Was that supposed to be an insult? Haha!
Now that is a funny post.
The important part is that it is inter species Dino-intercourse!
Quite appropriately, the predator is the one conducting anal excavation.
Hey! Look Again; it’s Not Even gotten to Sex part yet!
It’s just the Beginning of the Saturday Night Mating Ritual!
The dominate reddish male is hittin’ on the young greenish female.
He walks up behind his intended, strokes her side,
steps on her tail and foot to immobilize her and says something like;
“Hey babe, Lookin’ GOOD! I love what you’ve done with the bony protrusions on your head. Can I buy you a drink and perhaps a small fuzzy animal snack?”
I can’t believe you too write all that,
Good point but,
fagosaurus rex.
wait… wouldnt that make it fag-o-sore-ass? self correction.
Rextum?! Damn near killed ‘um!
Yeah, it was a dis-assed-her!
homophobic pun FAIL
This packaging merely suggests what all paleontologists have known for years about dinosaurs … Most were excavated having buttsecks when the asteroid hit…
Ummmm… this makes no sense. Most were WHAT when the asteroid hit?
Innocent Avis. You’ve never excavated having buttsecks?
*has never had buttsecks, wants to keep it that way*
Totally missing out, brah. It’s awesome.
I have to say I’m relieved to see that we have little in common.
Yup. I’m sexually liberated and am loving life, you aren’t?
Liberated… like Iraq?
He’s confused liberated with free. As in cheap.
And to answer him, I am secure in my sexuality, and my love life.
Well then we do have alot in common, you just don’t like anal sex. So be it.
*buttsekses*
You smell funny now.
isnt buttseks already an excavation of sorts?
I think it means:
When the asteroid hit (assuming this killed the dinosaurs instantly?)
All the dinosuars were having buttsecks
And now that explains why all dinosaur remains that have been excavated were apparently having buttsecks?
Still doesnt make much sense though
You’re right it doesn’t. ALL the dinos were having buttsecks? Seems unlikely.
Plausible not impossible
Not exactly probable though.
Are we calling this one busted
Are you asking a question?
Sorry I left out the ? on my bad Mythbusters reference
I think we can call it busted. Even though we have no real proof either way.
There it is.
*points at the pudding*
It’s in the bucket.
The METEORITE did not kill them instantly. Flaw in the theory!
Loz, that was the least of the issues with the original post!
Oh? I thought the sex part was pretty plausible…
Maybe that’s just me…
I was more flummoxed by the sentence structure. Or lack thereof.
That’s what got me, too.
Socratic method WIN
If you can get a couple hundred country boys and girls out on the dance floor doing the stationary cha-cha in perfect unison just by playing “Neon Moon”, you can probably get a fair number of dinosaur couples to have buttsecks at the same time.
it does make sense: god hates fags.
Where is Jesus Christ now?
We could get a definitive answer on this
So, because everyone on failblog now is assuming all the dinosaurs were gay, you say the reason the astroid hit is because “God hates fags?”
And since “Fag” is a derogatory term, you’re insulting dinosaurs you’ve never met?
Mmhmm.
Do you by chance not like dinosaurs?
I enjoy a good dinosaur myself
Ooh… Bad for your lungs, those things.
no, God hates Cigarettes- he is British
So he doesn’t smoke. That explains nothing.
lawl: it does make sense: god hates fags.
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Then why did he make so many of them? Must mean he f**ked up, huh?
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What happened to all that omnipotence then?
LOL.
On the other hand, god did create (all) man (forgot the exact date though)
Wasn’t it 6,000 years ago.
Yeah that’s what I read in my textbook when I was home-schooled.
It’s a great book called the bible, tells you all you need to know!
I always wondered why it didn’t mention dinosaurs though… maybe it’s because they’re apparently ‘homosexual’. Sinners.
Yeah, and why let a little thing like carbon dating get in the way of a good story.
Exactly! It’s like my mom always says, I bet carbon couldn’t get a date if it tried! *high-five!*
Guys, guys, guys. Meteorite, not asteroid.
technicality WIN
I thought it was a comet.
Srsly?
Well size does matter…
Nope, it doesn’t. So you can stop beating yourself up over it.
Don’t worry, I take my anger out on others.
Dad?
I wouldn’t rule it out…
Is that not pretty impossible given your inconceivably small penis?
Promiscuous IVF treatment hasn’t exactly taken off yet…
Meteoroid. A meteorite is what is left over after the collision.
I’m sorry, but you’re wrong. It’s a meteoroid when it’s outside our atmosphere.
Nope, it becomes a meteoroid when it enters the atmosphere,
before that it is just a piece of an asteroid or comet or some other form
of space debris. And a meteor is the visible representation of that entry.
visible or tangible?
Please forget I said this. I realized as soon as I hit Add comment my mistake.
Oops, first part it partially wrong. A meteor is a type of space debris
determined by it’s size and is a meteor both in interplanetary space as
well as when it enters the atmosphere.
Oh god now I correct the correction. I meant meteoroid not meteor.
And Metroid is a type of time debris.
___
*recovering member of Metroid’s Anonymous*
Homie don’t play that game.
Main Entry:
me·te·or·oid
Pronunciation:
\ˈmē-tē-ə-ˌrȯid\
Function:
noun
Date:
1865
1 : a meteor particle itself without relation to the phenomena it produces when entering the earth’s atmosphere
2 : a meteor in orbit around the sun
.
.
Main Entry:
me·te·or·ite
Pronunciation:
\ˈmē-tē-ə-ˌrīt\
Function:
noun
Date:
1824
: a meteor that reaches the surface of the earth without being completely vaporized.
How does that differ with what I have written?
a lot because I mixed up the two terms when I wrote the original comment:
“Meteoroid. A meteorite is what is left over after the collision.”
Honest, I just can’t seem to get my fingers, eyes, and brain to work
together this morning.
.
I was getting all technical when you called it a meteorite, when it
would have been the meteoroid that would have done the damage
as it would only become a meteorite (if one even existed afterward)
after the collision. From the first keystroke though I have been nothing
but fail in my transcribing.
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I picked a bad day to cut down on caffeine.
But your definition quote is somewhat misleading if not incorrect.
From hubblesite.org:
A meteor is the flash of light that we see in the night sky when a small chunk of interplanetary debris burns up as it passes through our atmosphere. “Meteor” refers to the flash of light caused by the debris, not the debris itself.
The debris is called a meteoroid. A meteoroid is a piece of interplanetary matter that is smaller than a kilometer and frequently only millimeters in size. Most meteoroids that enter the Earth’s atmosphere are so small that they vaporize completely and never reach the planet’s surface.
If any part of a meteoroid survives the fall through the atmosphere and lands on Earth, it is called a meteorite. Although the vast majority of meteorites are very small, their size can range from about a fraction of a gram (the size of a pebble) to 100 kilograms (220 lbs) or more (the size of a huge, life-destroying boulder).
“If any part of a meteoroid survives the fall through the atmosphere and lands on Earth, it is called a meteorite.”
So it becomes a meteorite the moment it hits Earth, and therefore that is the cause of the K-T extinction event. It is only a meteoroid when it is in the atmosphere. No?
I read it as a meteorite is what is left over after the collision.
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In other words if there is any debris left over after the impact then what was once a meteoroid is now a meteorite.
.
So..
A meteoroid enters the atmosphere but is still considered a meteoroid. It hits the ground and the resulting impact creates devastation. Once the smoke clears the lone survivor picks up a bit of interplanetary debris left over which is now a meteorite.
..
In conclusion, it is the meteoroid that causes the devastation due to its rather rude contact with the earth. The meteoroid is just what is left of it afterward.
Yet again you messed up your words! (In the last sentence).
I think we’ll have to agree to disagree on this one
Yes I did. should be meteorite.
*hugs* I still love you.
Thanks, I needed that…
what about an unladen asteroid?
So that’s WHY they went extnct…. They were too busy having buttsecks to notice the meteor.
Soooo liek. I herd u guys liek dinokipz? I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOoOOOVE Dinokipz. That and eating man chowders. When can I has meteorz pls? I wants to get killed while I hasing buttsechs.
go back to ichc, kthx.
They don’t want him back. It’s ok, we can maybe sell him off to loldogs.
We’d have to pay THEM to take him.
Dinosaurs died because of vulcanic activity according to recent research.
Those damn Vulcans! Live long and prosper, my ass!
Comment winnery.
they gave them all the death grip.
roflmfao!!
I get iridiumated when that happens.
Say Fuzz, you wanna go grab drinks after work?
Seriously, though, why is every sex picture fail?
surely sex = win!
Why does the giver look more surprised than the taker?
When they are childrens’ toys, it is a little disturbing…
how experienced is your kid with sex?
Any kid who sees these toys will say “OOOH! DINOSAURS!”
They will not say “OH! ME SO HORNY! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!”
Is that last one what you said when you first saw it?
it’s what he said when he first saw his mom
Look Again; it’s Not Even gotten to Sex part yet!
It’s just the Beginning of the Saturday Night Mating Ritual!
The dominate reddish male is hittin’ on the young greenish female.
He walks up behind his intended, strokes her side,
steps on her tail and foot to immobilize her and says something like;
“Hey babe, Lookin’ GOOD! I love what you’ve done with the bony protrusions on your head. Can I buy you a drink and perhaps a small fuzzy animal snack?”
I can’t believe you took time to write all that.
Look Again; it’s Not Even gotten to Sex part yet!
It’s just the Beginning of the Saturday Night Mating Ritual!
The dominate reddish male is hittin’ on the young greenish female.
He walks up behind his intended, strokes her side,
steps on her tail and foot to immobilize her and says something like;
“Hey babe, Lookin’ GOOD! I love what you’ve done with the bony protrusions on your head. Can I buy you a drink and perhaps a small fuzzy animal snack?”
Nice, I’m feeling the mood.
*feels the mood*
I you wanna get down with a bird
This is the way you do it
Walk up and rap to her
Put your hand on the lower level
(Come on now) you know
This is what you rap to her
I mean, come on like you should
Come on with your come on
Gimme, gimme your thing
(What you say) gimme
(What you say) gimme my thing
(What you say) gimme
(What you say) gimme my thing
(What you say) feels so good
(What you say) let’s get it on
(What you say) gimme
(What you say)
Make it stone to the bone
(What you say) gimme my thing
(What you say) gimme
(What you say) gimme my thing
(What you say) baby
Got just what I want, ow
the first word should be “If”. IFail.
I wanna you get down with a bird.
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THIS IS RELATED TO THE FAIL — birds are modern-day dinosaurs.
I wanna you know that.
maybe dinosaurs are just earlier-day birds, quit being to era-centric
Too, even!
Too, too? Oh that’s two to you.
Too true, too true.
You sound too cantric.
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THIS IS RELATED TO THE FAIL — it’s about fruity dancing birds.
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THIS AIN’T RELATED TO THE FAIL — I think you mean “two” cantric.
What trick can your Toucan do?
The toucan can can
Speaking for birds everywhere, I don’t recommend trying this. Otherwise you will be saying “ow”. In a somewhat higher octave than you used to.
are you telling me the godfather of soul has mislead me?
If you’re putting hands on lower levels without a green light, and demanding things, things might not go as you desire them to go.
Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good,
I wanna you knew that I would, now
well, i just tried it, and you were right. it sounds so much better coming from james brown.
No. I’m telling you that your English teacher misled you.
they are one and the same hee haw, one and the same.
Speaking for birds everywhere- tweet tweet hoot tweet, po-to-weet…..
You walk up and raptor her?
Procreation WIN
Dinosaur Win
they had Gay Dinosaurs 400 years ago? I think we should ask Palin about this.
why do you think they are gay?
They look pretty happy to me.
I believe she believes they were around 4000 years ago.
I guess the Jesuits have yet to missionize these two.
they are going to try missionary next
Ignatian exercise.
Don’t you mean the Jusewicz?
They’re Polish?
.
(waxing philosophically)
Fail Fail? I mean how many other ways could both these dinos fit in the packaging?
hahah… dino package…. **giggles**
Dinosaur win, surely?
yes it is a win, but dont call me Shirley..
Yes, it is a win, but you spelled my name wrong.
Now THERE’S a win.
OMG a Shirley!
You can’t be serious!
Those popping green eyes disturb me
I think it is testimony to just how sheltered and sex-deprived most of the people on failblog are that they think only gay people have sex in that position.
Well said, Loz
*Golf claps*
you just gave Loz the clap.
I totally see it as a mixed sex couple doing the tergo.
*less deprived & more depraved*
They’re obviously in a congo line.
Overshare win?
I hate myself for saying this because the joke seems a little to obvious, but…
B3nd over, and I’ll show you non-gay people having sex in that position!
Ugh, I feel dirty now. I need to take a shower…
“to” in the first line should be “too”
Hmm, you fail a bit because I’m not non-gay.
or that gay people have sex only in that position
Loz: I think it is testimony to just how sheltered and sex-deprived most of the people on failblog are.
.
Most!? I think you can narrow down that generalization a bit.
Oh sorry, did I hit a nerve?
The only nerves you are hitting are awfully good ones.
I’m sex deprived.
*sexes*
::masturbates::
This is what happens when Fred wins the fight and the dinosaurs stay out for the night.
No it’s not!
That’s the sound of Bratenboy’s childhood being defiled.
Haha, burn of the week!
Do not want. There!
Tyrannosaurus regina?
In honor of what I see you did there:
ohhhh Momma Mia!
Mama mia, big dino! Magnifico!
I want to f*ck you like a small plastic dinosaur that is not even anatomically correct/I want to feel you from the inside/I want to f*ck you like a small plastic dinosaur that is not even anatomically correct/my whole extinction is flawed/you get me closer to juses.
This might be something you can never have.
I am the knight who says NIN!
Uh-oh, now you’re down in it!
…with stale incense, cold sweat and lies, lies, LIES!
Which, by-the-way, is a line from a Clive Barker novel.
Wich one? Novel that is.
Oooh…I wanna say it was THE GREAT AND SECRET SHOW. But I’d have to look into that.
Okay, I lied. It’s “In the Hils, the Cities” from BOOKS OF BLOOD.
I have a new name*!
*subject to change.
Hey, I thought Juses was a sharp!
Its a Humpasaurus and a Shagaplodicus
Smoove T-Rex
Bang-a-gone species.
They danced themselves right into the tomb.
Natural Selection WIN!
/pulls out his copy of family fodder’s dinosaur sex
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A megasorass.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotapus.
FIRST to first!!!
prehistoric win
It looks like they are packing it right. ^__-
these dino’s are called mega-saurus
i would buy this toy 8=====D
the newest dinosaur: Mega-sore-ass!