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  1. Jpoel says:

    the guys trying not to look. haha

  2. Cairis says:

    One of many reasons to not get married on a nudist beach…

  3. State Your Name says:

    Just when the groom thought things couldn’t possibly go wrong, he turned around to see his bride’s mother for the first time…

  4. Chandd says:

    Haha!, this is probably the best wedding picture there is. xD
    They should be so happy when they see they didn’t end up like those fat bastards.

  5. Slim Shammy says:

    Quick someone call the coastguard, it looks like a whale has washed up in shore

  6. lucyinthefknsky says:

    I was trying to figure out why the black bar was there. Then I realized that was not a man, and this lady’s breasts are quite sadly placed. She is obviously pissed off by this and taking her spite out on the young well proportioned couple.

    Oh, envy.

  7. ormet says:

    why is she marrying her dad?

  8. Rdog says:

    That would be a horrible sight for your wedding…

  9. tailspin says:

    i think the bigger fail is that nasty pink netting and flowers and crap that the poor guy has to stand under.

  10. HumanParadox says:

    “What’s that daddy?”
    “Why son, that’s the planet Mercury, although why it’s down by the beach I haven’t the foggiest..”

  11. Winfail says:

    They’re not actually bikin bottoms whe’s wearing? It looks like her body ate a full swimsuit and is yet to digest the rest…
    Either way in this case I protest “less is more”, please for the love of god and the health of peoples’ eyes and minds COVER UP!

  12. Notorious says:

    no top in the world could hold those whammies.

  13. jesus christ says:

    mendzel pendzel nie ma chuja
    mendzel pendzel gwalci wuja

  14. lindz says:

    note to self, hire guards to block off both sides of beach for a wedding….

  15. jinx says:

    I love that you can tell the young couple is trying to ignore it, but the look on his face is priceless. Did someone neglect to tell these poor folks that typically the topless on topless beaches are rather hideous and/or old?

  16. PsychoGenetiX says:

    Holy shit, of course he’s trying not to look! WHAT’S THE MOON DOING ON EARTH!?

  17. ripple says:

    After the ceremony the couple danced together to the sounds of ‘Thanks for the mammaries’

  18. monkeywrench says:

    It looks like they should have been more specific with their minister about the dress code.

  19. Jamieteevee says:

    Have none of you noticed that the moonwhale is flipping the bird to the “Happy couple”? Take THAT Matrimony.

    • fluffy says:

      Uhhh, no. She’s not flipping the finger, she’s running her hand through her hair because… wait for it…. she wants to LOOK GOOD in the photos!
      (haha… I kill myself…)

  20. oh_My_Dog says:

    He’s thinking “God, I hope she doesn’t taste the little bit of throw-up in my mouth when we kiss.”

  21. Blåbär says:

    classy!

  22. Raemid says:

    Isn’t this guy a bit old to be marrying someone so hot?

    Maybe that’s Salt Lake in the background…

  23. david says:

    i don’t see the fail in a majestic whale passing through your wedding photo.

  24. dzh says:

    Horizon line is not straight, double wedding photo fail…

    • Winfail says:

      What are you babbling on about?
      “Mr/Mrs Photographer, we can’t use that photo because the horizon isn’t straight…”
      Photographer: “Ok, we shall discard that one”

  25. Sorsha says:

    Photo bombing WIN!

    Failblog FEAR!

  26. joe says:

    Really? Is that the only fail? Or, isn’t there a WIN? like…Pedophilia WIN

  27. mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

    Where’s Greenpeace when you need them??

  28. Avis says:

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.
    *shudders*

  29. missionpants says:

    This is really a picture of the elusive Vacationus Manatteeii… You can see them in their natural habitat, along any american seaboard where there is plenty of sun, beer and buffett..

  30. Whynot says:

    Haha! I think they’re going to look at this photo later and laugh. How often does an accidental wedding photo like that happen? Hilarious. They can just photoshop the women out of the pic, so no harm.

    • IMACDT says:

      It actually appears that they photoshopped her into it. Notice as dzh said that the horizon is not straight… could be there is a crease in the ocean, but more likely this has been clever splicing… but could be. I’m not going to go saying “PHOTOSHOPPED!!” unless I’m positive it has been, which I’m not.

      • crxmanpat says:

        I say not a fake. The horizon actually is straight (hold a straight edge up to the screen). It just looks off because of the camera angle.

        Unfortunate timing WIN!

  31. Dehsart says:

    save the whales harpoon a fat chick

  32. HerHeartIsAMachine says:

    Okay
    I may not be the skinniest chick around, but at least I dress appropriately.
    I just threw up a little. *shudder*

  33. notus says:

    LOL!
    What if the moon-whalebeast is a “friend of the family” that didn’t get an invite?

    “I’m so pissed, I think I’ll go walk through their wedding naked!”

    • missionpants says:

      La.. La… La.. La…

      “OH! Uncle Larry! What are you doing here? Me? Oh I’m ALWAYS here with my top off.. Hey, is this a wedding your having…? Umm.. No, I didnt get the invite…”

  34. pottednote says:

    she looks 14. he looks 30. Ickier than the boobed one in the back.

  35. ubr says:

    thanks god for that black line.

  36. Annerz says:

    Wanting to gouge my own eyes out WIN…?

  37. Ashley says:

    Talk about ruining a wedding picture… yuck. It should be against the law for fat people to go naked like that.

  38. Cloral says:

    “Dad, what’s that?”
    “Why that’s Mercury, closest planet to the sun. What it’s doing down here I haven’t the foggiest. We should probably ask a scientist.”

  39. Danyell says:

    OMG, is she also giving the finger? That lady rules.

  40. Danyell says:

    Oops, sorry. Forgot to make a fat joke to mask my own self-hatred. I’ll get it next time, I swearz.

  41. sanDmAN says:

    proof that having weddings in France is decision-making FAIL

  42. Pixmoney says:

    ok, am i the only one who is also disturbed by the fact that the groom looks about thirty years older than the bride?

  43. RaisaRose says:

    The bride looks awfully young.

  44. Anonymous says:

    Champagne! Champagne for EVERYBODY!

  45. yofo says:

    Anyone notice her(his?) sexy tattoo on her leg?

  46. P-Drizzle says:

    Just one more reason not to get married!

  47. Kevin says:

    What a beautiful wedding!

    What a beautiful wedding says the bridesgroom to the waiter

    Yes but what a shame

    What a shame a fat lady came into the pictures.

  48. I don’t know what’s more disturbing: A topless femwhale or that the black bar is down by her navel.

  49. McGuinness says:

    They’re *not* naked. It’s pretty clear that it’s a topless beach, seeing as the woman is wearing a bikini bottom, and her companion is wearing shorts.

    All of you fail at commenting about naked people.

  50. fredajo says:

    Does she do bar/bat-mitzvahs as well?

  51. Daibach says:

    Could be his ex-wife in the background

  52. Becky says:

    Don’t know if anyone else pointed this out, but…

    Is it just me, or does that topless woman look like the God Warrior lady from “Wife Swap”?

  53. Mandi says:

    I’m that fat *nods*….

    Might want to lay off the cheetos…

  54. tiffzent says:

    Wow, didn’t know nipples could go that looooow… was there a limbo contest?

  55. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I like died when i sam this……………..not that anyone cares about the actual picture…………..

  56. clutch says:

    lol jajajaja the photos are forever

  57. thephantombloggerstrikes says:

    VOMIT WIN!!!
    im205

  58. Boyah says:

    She really failed with the tanninglotion this time.

  59. Partease says:

    Oh no, that poor couple! I guess that’s the risk you take when getting married on a public beach… and a topless one at that!

  60. :P says:

    save the whale

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  62. I’m just surprised this photo actually leaked out of from the photographer. you would think that he or she’d delete it long before it could make it anywhere. but perhaps it was one of the guests at the wedding who took this wedding photo.
    as a montreal wedding photographer i would want to make sure this didn’t happen to me :)


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