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[Insert obligatory anti-"First!" rant here.]
[Obligatory anti-"First!" rants wont nest below this level].
[Rants that deny your non-nesting reality will nest below this level].
[Obligatory comment as set up by brewski: "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"]
At least say “first” in a foreign language next time!
Your name means “tight” in German.
*masturbates*
You say that every single time. Why?
Sorry, pourquoi?
yeah, porque?
Pork?
Pork, eh? No.
*rolls eyes*
yeah you could’ve made more of an effort there, I am disappointed frankly.
fifth
the guys trying not to look. haha
Yeh, hehe :P. He fails!
And so does the guy in teh BG! Nice1!
One of many reasons to not get married on a nudist beach…
You sure there aren’t three or four reasons there?
If its a nude beach, y are they wearing clothes?
If it’s a nude beach, the wedding camera man is a PERV.
Well, at least we can be certain the ceremony is not taking place on Betazed.
dont betaze me bro!
Understanding the joke fail!
You dont understand the joke?
Pervs, weddings, whaleboobs, don’t taze me bro, this is an epic joke of epic proportions. Now to figure out how to tell it. . . .
Missing the Star Trek TNG reference FAIL!
Doesent watch Star Trek WIN
At least someone got it. Thank you Sir Didymus.
I sensed your pain.
This thread needs to end… Make it so, number one.
Aw crap…
Engage!
Ensign, what are these tribblesome Feringue doing?
one of the many reasons not to have an open bar with the in laws around.
Just when the groom thought things couldn’t possibly go wrong, he turned around to see his bride’s mother for the first time…
… his bride in 20 years time. Next week on failblog: a video of him, realising his fate, puking in her face.
Haha!, this is probably the best wedding picture there is. xD
They should be so happy when they see they didn’t end up like those fat bastards.
Quick someone call the coastguard, it looks like a whale has washed up in shore
That whale is fully beached, it’s no use!
And seemly caught in some multicolored whaling net. At least the oil from her carcass will heat close to a thousand homes for one winter.
someone call the japanese don’t let it go to waste
I dont think they will want it,
I’d say its been there a while,
It looks all bloated and swollen,
Even for a whale
haiku fail.
I was trying to figure out why the black bar was there. Then I realized that was not a man, and this lady’s breasts are quite sadly placed. She is obviously pissed off by this and taking her spite out on the young well proportioned couple.
Oh, envy.
Her escort looks shapely enough, judging from what little I see.
Meh, who can tell? He may very well have a face equally deserving of censorship for all we know.
Thats why you get married indoors or at least hire the whole beach (if its an option)
I’m glad she carries that black card with her
hahah! ahhh thats good, well done!
Black bar WIN!
I don’t think that’s a WIN for the black bar. I definitely wouldn’t want to be that black bar…
Uh!, I thank that this black bar was inserted by blog admin in order to prevent a masturfeast frenzy here (seems to me standards for that are quite low)
BTW, first time in my life I agree with censorship!!!
Masturfeast?!
*masturbates*
but the black thingy is inserted below the whaleboobs, like maybe the liver or sht?
Oh well… *masturbates*
Whaleboobs?
*Fingers self furiously*
I didn’t know you were into incest.
Incest definition fail.
*sighs* I was insinuating that “Whaleboobs” was his sister.
no, it was just her nickname in High School
Actually, both of my sisters died of leukemia. lols.
Thread killer’s win…
Masturfeast? If I could do that, I’d never leave the house…
house?
*masturbates*
???
“???” ?
*masturbates*
*tries again*
HASSELHOFF!!!
no photo, trick no workee&#