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Uno!
+4
Draw two, bitches.
Pedwar
paedobear???
Dos!
Damn, Sarah Palin is stressing me out, I need some cocaine. Do you have any cocaine?
yes but ul need to snort it out of my ass crack
Shi!
that’s 4, dick
No, his name is Dan, not Dick.
it’s also death
Dick or death??
(Wait…I thought it was cake…)
Izzard/ and or Queen. The same really, but I prefer Eddie’s interpretation,
Next time you get first, could you at least do it a foreign language that we DON’T understand?
English (Britain, Australia, America) No
English (America) [informal] Nope
English (America) [informal] Uh-uh
English [Texan] (Texas United States) Naw
English [Michigan slang] (Michigan USA) Nah
English [Michigan slang] (Michigan USA) No way
English [Middle English] (old Britain) Na
English [old English] (older Britain) Nese
How come I say ‘nah’ and ‘nope’ and ‘no way’ but I’m not American?
I’m clearly the anomaly!
Most people speak in the context to which they are accustomed, but they automatically become an egotistical asshole when America is said context. Amirite?
Yeah, you are right. Most of you-mob folks are correct most of the time. Y’all have a good sense of language. You guys are also pretty knowledgeable of linguistics. Youse guys should maybe come up with a really kick-butt “you” plural form. Unless youse don’t want to, of course.
Fail. ‘You’ is already the plural form. What’s no longer commonly used is the singular ‘thou’.
^nerd^
Thou haven’t been around very much in the past 400 years or so, have thou?
I would love to see you try flexing your power of “thou” in modern discourse, outside of this blog of fail.
Thou failest at conjugation.
mmm. possibly, but I liek to use teh wtf common discosre sthat ppl unnerstant.d geti menoe?
…but America wasn’t the context.
Am I missing the point?
Maybe you’re secretly from Wales…
Prvi!
English translation of Prvi! = First!
What language is that anyways?
You said you didn’t want to understand…
And I don’t understand. I would like to learn what language this is because learning is fucking cool.
Croatian or Serbian, from what I can gather on Google.
Very similar, of course, don’t say that to a serbian or croat, but I’m gonna ask a very awesome croat about this issue soon. Will report back.
First!
Fail he does. Stupid link he posts.
Copying Yoda you are. Fail that is.
It’s as if they took Yoda’s lines, translated them into German, than translated them right back into english, those oh-so important verbs at the end of the sentence leaving.
Spelled then it is.
Useless information you give, yes.
Do Not Want!
That made the entire 2 1/2 minutes worth it…
Defintely
I totally agree.
Ditto.
that sucked big time
Why? I thought it was quite good… not the best… but still 4 star.
Oh, man! That felt awesome! Thanks, video!
Engrish ripoff FAIL
It has been going for a little while now.
Still hilarious though.
I kinda believed it until the end, but once it was subbed “Do not want” it was waaaaay to obvious someone did this intentionally. I mean is it just coincidence that a meme slipped into the end at the perfect time? They might as well have had a cut to Weegee being turned into Vader or Pedobear with all the young Padawan kids.
Any idea where that “do not want” meme came from?
It came from THIS horrifically poor film translation. It’s not that the meme was put into the movie… the movie as put into the meme.
I did not know that!
*learns something new*
I don’t know, but can make we out?
Get a room.
Very good, give me surprised and pleased.
I would, but I am not sure you could take that kind of rectal pounding.
Reply target response… FAIL
It may be a fail, but that comment was full of win.
not the one I read
You have your cause and effect wrong. This is the SOURCE of the “Do Not Want!” meme. See this blog, which was posted three years ago:
http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html
Actually, this is not an isolated thing. I’m in Jakarta right now visiting family. I’ve bought ## DVDs to bring home, and several of them have the most rediculour English subtitles (for English speaking DVDs). Death Race is pretty funny. All of them are really, it’s hilarious. This ONE might be fake, but there are more.
Not exactly a ripoff, being that they both belong to ICHC. Lame, tho, posting the same thing twice in sister-sites. Are there not enough fails in this world?
Maybe double posting IS the fail.