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B. Hussein Obamalama

Damn, Sarah Palin is stressing me out, I need some cocaine. Do you have any cocaine?

jagjdlk

yes but ul need to snort it out of my ass crack

 
 
Forsaken Billy

that’s 4, dick

RogueThree

No, his name is Dan, not Dick.

 
fuzz on the concept

it’s also death

Dragonwriter

Dick or death??

(Wait…I thought it was cake…)

talonsofpeace

Izzard/ and or Queen. The same really, but I prefer Eddie’s interpretation,

 
 
 
 
 
 
talonsofpeace

Next time you get first, could you at least do it a foreign language that we DON’T understand?

Matt

English (Britain, Australia, America) No
English (America) [informal] Nope
English (America) [informal] Uh-uh
English [Texan] (Texas United States) Naw
English [Michigan slang] (Michigan USA) Nah
English [Michigan slang] (Michigan USA) No way
English [Middle English] (old Britain) Na
English [old English] (older Britain) Nese

Loz

How come I say ‘nah’ and ‘nope’ and ‘no way’ but I’m not American?
I’m clearly the anomaly!

First!

Most people speak in the context to which they are accustomed, but they automatically become an egotistical asshole when America is said context. Amirite?

talonsofpeace

Yeah, you are right. Most of you-mob folks are correct most of the time. Y’all have a good sense of language. You guys are also pretty knowledgeable of linguistics. Youse guys should maybe come up with a really kick-butt “you” plural form. Unless youse don’t want to, of course.

Zerzak

Fail. ‘You’ is already the plural form. What’s no longer commonly used is the singular ‘thou’.

 
!null

Thou haven’t been around very much in the past 400 years or so, have thou?

talonsofpeace

I would love to see you try flexing your power of “thou” in modern discourse, outside of this blog of fail.

 
salana

Thou failest at conjugation.

talonsofpeace

mmm. possibly, but I liek to use teh wtf common discosre sthat ppl unnerstant.d geti menoe?

 
 
 
 
 
Loz

…but America wasn’t the context.
Am I missing the point?

dilettante

Maybe you’re secretly from Wales… :)

 
 
 
 
 
 
satyrPAN

English translation of Prvi! = First!

Youhypocrite

You said you didn’t want to understand…

talonsofpeace

And I don’t understand. I would like to learn what language this is because learning is fucking cool.

e

Croatian or Serbian, from what I can gather on Google.

talonsofpeace

Very similar, of course, don’t say that to a serbian or croat, but I’m gonna ask a very awesome croat about this issue soon. Will report back.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ronber

Fail he does. Stupid link he posts.

BondFan4518

Copying Yoda you are. Fail that is.

talonsofpeace

It’s as if they took Yoda’s lines, translated them into German, than translated them right back into english, those oh-so important verbs at the end of the sentence leaving.

 
Dan

Useless information you give, yes.

 
 
 
 
 
 
hburger

Why? I thought it was quite good… not the best… but still 4 star.

 
big time

Oh, man! That felt awesome! Thanks, video!

 
 
DrDr

It has been going for a little while now.

Still hilarious though.

Anonymous

I kinda believed it until the end, but once it was subbed “Do not want” it was waaaaay to obvious someone did this intentionally. I mean is it just coincidence that a meme slipped into the end at the perfect time? They might as well have had a cut to Weegee being turned into Vader or Pedobear with all the young Padawan kids.

Dork

Any idea where that “do not want” meme came from?

I Can Has Anonymity?

It came from THIS horrifically poor film translation. It’s not that the meme was put into the movie… the movie as put into the meme.

Dragonwriter

I did not know that!

*learns something new*

 
 
Loz

I don’t know, but can make we out?

 
Khaaaaaaan

Very good, give me surprised and pleased.

DrDr

I would, but I am not sure you could take that kind of rectal pounding.

Khaaaaaaan

Reply target response… FAIL

DrDr

It may be a fail, but that comment was full of win.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
=David

You have your cause and effect wrong. This is the SOURCE of the “Do Not Want!” meme. See this blog, which was posted three years ago:

http://winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

 
Rusty

Actually, this is not an isolated thing. I’m in Jakarta right now visiting family. I’ve bought ## DVDs to bring home, and several of them have the most rediculour English subtitles (for English speaking DVDs). Death Race is pretty funny. All of them are really, it’s hilarious. This ONE might be fake, but there are more.

 
 
 
fluffy

Not exactly a ripoff, being that they both belong to ICHC. Lame, tho, posting the same thing twice in sister-sites. Are there not enough fails in this world?