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Hello, Is that the Breakers Yard?
Yeah I’m looking for a car door….
What 60 quid for a door of a wreck?
Eh no I dont want one now,
One other thing though have you got any broken slide bolts?
Might as well lock it with duct tape.
works great to keep your kids from falling out, though…. mostly.
some of their women should try it on themselves…
As a sort of chastity bolt?
In sub-saharan Africa, they do, Mr. Sausage, they do.
yes–if you are into kidnapping children.
That’s what I was thinking… CREEPY! It’s what those psycho men who drive around offering candy to children would have on their car.
well the poor and stupid psychos.
this is why the psycho women just use electronic locks and tasers.
but at least they are getting out in the dating scene.
they mostly come out at night…. mostly
“No bad dreams in there.” “That’s because she’s plastic.”
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
why not lock it with invisible tape? it’s much better.
you can never tell where you put it.
Just place it on the Invisible Fence and you’ll know where it is… unless you forget where that is.
Styrofoam, paper, eggshells, all sorts of white trash.
Occupant hazard win!
also, pantry imitation win
A novel way of locking your passenger into the car.
My thoughts exactly. Why pay extra for automatic child-locks? Just install one of these….
(Actually… sometimes… you gotta lock someone in the car, you know? Sometimes you want ‘em to hold still while you smack them… or maybe they’re suicidal and have a tendency to try to throw themselves out of a moving vehicle on the highway at 70 mph on Christmas in front of the children….. Personally I think he should have let her, but that’s another story.)
Uh.. o.o
These are hijacking locks, you can’t open from inside the car.
So… how do they prevent hijacking exactly?
Don’t prevent it – you get in, and pray someone hijacks you so that you can get out…
that seems silly.
Not only seems
lockpick-proof
But otherwise, it’s in pretty good shape. Any buyers?
¡Primero!
Auto-Fail.
Multo failo.
Extremamente falhado
sieg fail
Redneck WIN
This is why car thieves have resorted to loading cars into vans
The Fort Knox of cars…
… is full of gold(en arches).
hehe good reference to another fail…
Seems like a creepy way to lock someone IN the car, not the other way around.
in soviet Russia car locks you.
Poor Calibra, what have they done to you?
*ejaculates*
No bPawn!! Here we just say *masturbates*. None dare use the *e* word. *busts a nut*
That is a moron’s version of a child-proof door opor open “safety”.
Or a moron’s repair of a FAILed door latch mechanism.
The idea must have been born in a public stall at the local TGI Fridays.
just like you were.
Buuuuuurn!
Hmm… maybe their car is in such bad shape, this is the only way they can keep the door from flying open when they are driving down the road.
Since when do we apply logic to Failblog?
You’re right, let’s go back to masturbating…
*eagerly opening zipper*
Yours, that is.
That’s not really what I meant.
We seem to apply logic to failblog when:
1) Someone is trying to figure out just what the hell the fail is about
2) Folks get sand up in their private areas
3) ???????????
4) PROFIT!
Agreed – it doesn’t need to lock because no one in their right mind would attempt to steal such a piece of crap.
I’d say it’s a WIN!
um, i’ll bet it IS just to hold the door on. if the lock is on the outside….you do the math
oh, my bad, didn’t see what you were replying to. *embarassed
Its OBVIOUSLY there to keep the kid from running out, screaming bloody hell for the nearest policeman, when you’ve just lured them in with candy–
Uh.. well.. umm.. thats… just what someone told me…
*whistles*
Kid tested, pedobear approved.
for all your diddling needs
It’s mor of a Mr Bean reference win if you ask me…
Mr. Bean imitation fail!
I thought the same
.
Now I hope a TANK overruns that car
I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembers Classic Bean. At least he had a padlock though . . .
Nah, don’t worry. They keep on repeating classic Bean ALL THE TIME here at the lousy basque regional TV. They’ve been doing that for years, so now everyone knows even the tiniest details.
*more
eFail
Redneck fix!
I glued a Nintendo DS with Elmer’s glue.
???
judging from that comment I would say it was model airplane glue
That’s a WIN sir or madam as the case may be.
BRILLIANT!
Hey Bubba, what other bright ideas do you have besides using a latch as a door lock? Using your corn to fuel your scrap heap you call a car?
Oh, wait, all of your friends and family are already doing it? With the help of government subsidies!? What a bunch of friggin’ losers! Bwahahahaha!
Owning a private car = automatic FAIL
Owning a car with standard transmission = stick fail?
I bet this guy also has a mailbox fashioned from a beer box.
some of us have to dear. we don’t all live in cities of have public transportation we can count on daily or appropriate to or schedules and needs
If an action exists, humanity is going to do it at LEAST once.
definitely not something you want to see when getting picked up on a first date, and if you do then you should run back into the house and call the cops…..
if this is what you see when getting picked up on a first date, chances are good that you’ve already been on COPS.
WIN
“Officer! I have not been huffing paint!”
*has paint all over head*
faillock is ready to secure!
Mr Bean approves.
Is there a bolt-action rifle in there?
Yeeeeahhh, I don’t know where I was going with that one…
No, but he is locking the coupe after the chickens have flown.
THAT IS SO SAFE!!!!!!!
I NEED TO ADD THAT TO THE CAR!!!!!!!
I had the same problem with my T-bird, as well. I bet you that’s a ‘93.
…You might be a redneck
Lern tu spel yu noubs.
heh reminds me of Mr. Bean
Thats how the single mom strippers keep thier kids in the car when thier on stage. No baby sitter? No problem!! 1800-Inventalock
hey, at least you can’t lose that — unlike the “door latch” one of my kayaking buddies has on his truck. it’s one of those plastic clamps, and he has to leave the window open to clamp it, which kinda sucks cause kayakers tend to be out on rainy days . . .
thats like leaving a coat hanging in your car incase you lock your car keys in
lol. mr bean.
this is great! I was in Memphis a few months ago and when we FINALLY found a place to park it was right by a car that had this same type of lock on it! The only thing we could figure out was that they had put it on there so the door would stay shut while they were driving! haha!
Mr. Been style
I can’t say anything negative, I definitely had a slide bolt on the driver’s door of my first car. The passenger door wouldn’t open, so passengers had to slide through the window!
Do what you can, right?
Who would want to stole this car anyway?
Looks like someone’s watched too much Mr. Bean.
Like my dad taught me…locks are to keep the honest people honest.
Now really is this the way of the future for car security. This is really funny
Mr bean style without the lock wat an idiot
it’s to keep the princess locked in