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Admiral Adama

FRANKFURTS RULE!!!!!!!!!!
Determined to be different

Cap'n Obvious

Frankfurts?
*Masturbates*
Determined to be same.

kraffft

I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people’s accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man’s failures.
Chief Justice Earl Warren

loufail

Somebody missed “Quotes of the Day” for “Failblog”

Chomu

Anyone realize there was another car fail?

It was on August 29th. Why isn’t this one named “Car Transport Fail?”

Cap'n Obvious

Obviously having too much time on their hands fail.

Spinny

No, it’s having too much time on their hands WIN.

 
 
 
 
Aeternus

Meow. Failures are more funny then accomplishments. We don’t post sports on failblog. (Except trampoline idiots, which is still funny).

 
Mr. Gerbz

…Since when is a retarded sport like football, which is on the sportspages most of the time, not a failure?

“Since it makes several billions of euros a year”

I know. Shut up.

 
 
 
 
 
 
PsychoGenetiX

Counting FAIL! You’re 2nd.

IMACDT

Counting fail and fail correction fail. Zeratul was 3rd.

 
 
 
 
loufail

What is the need for carrying a spare tire in your vehicle if you can carry a spare vehicle?

Prevision WIN

Aeternus

I’d say that this is a definite extreme carpool win.

wailfin

…solving traffic jams one car at the time…

 
 
Brad

It is just the rear end of the car. The vehicle carrying it is often used to transport car parts.

 
 
 
State Your Name

This puts the “Grand” in Grand Theft Auto.

 
 
Liz

*trying to figure out how the car even fits in the van*

WTFAIL is right. Do… not… understand…

 
 
Alin

Looks just like the guy with the UFO in it’s van, from Man in black

 
Jim

Didn’t you realize that “Ring of Fire” was a reference to the alien probes they used on him? And the line “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die” was originally “They shot some goop in my renal area just to watch the dye”.

...

no, i don’t realize that at all.

 
 
 
Wolfram

*SMACK* Use the plural next time, reTARDIS.

 
 
Guy Over Yonder

Well… that’s ONE way to tow a truck. :)

 
 
PsychoGenetiX

You are SO not funny.

Dragonwriter

Homogeneous?
Homogenized?
Homo Sapien?
Homo Loquax?
Homophone?
Homonym?

South of the Border

Probably Homo Erectus.

Urm

That happens to be the stage before the current one in human evolution.

So basically you just called him a slightly less evolved human. Well done.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Humility

The situation is this… Me and my wife are going on vacation, and she insists on taking with us anything we “might need”…
…Damn…

 
 
ripple

Substantial load capacity win.

 
Biff

This kind of logic comes about after prolonged drinking of Butt Water.

Sir Didymus

….and having an orgy with mom…..

loufail

And forgetting to put an sticker on the van that says “this is not a box” (or maybe “this is not a bin”, not sure if the car is in working condition)

ghehorg

this is not my Batman glass

 
 
 
Biff

Nothing like drinking Moms Butt Water straight from the tap during an orgy. One Mom and a cup full of Butt Water.

 
 
 
Slim Shammy

Car thieves find new way to get around immobiliser systems.
They are always ahead of the curve

 
HerHeartIsAMachine

Ooooh
So that’s where I put my car..

Kit

Could you please take your car out of my van? I need it for the 20 motorcycles I’m about to steal from the biker bar.

 
Kit

Don’t tarnish my name with your mediocre sanity.

 
 
 
 
Albano

No one that wonders about getting the car in the other one?

 
Davegsm82

Ford Escort + 270° + Renault van = WIN

ABBeninz

Car name FAIL. That’s a Taurus.

G. DeGroot

Correction FAIL. It really is an Escort.
At least that is what Ford Europe has called it.

 
 
 
 
jesus christ

mendzel pendzel wciaz przeplata troche chuja troche lata

loufail

Do NOT feed the troll. Once he starts eating, nothing will stop him

 
Sara J