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FRANKFURTS RULE!!!!!!!!!!
Determined to be different
Frankfurts?
*Masturbates*
Determined to be same.
I hate school
You rebel
I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people’s accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man’s failures.
Chief Justice Earl Warren
Somebody missed “Quotes of the Day” for “Failblog”
Anyone realize there was another car fail?
It was on August 29th. Why isn’t this one named “Car Transport Fail?”
Obviously having too much time on their hands fail.
No, it’s having too much time on their hands WIN.
i wanna know how they got that car sideways in the first place..
Meow. Failures are more funny then accomplishments. We don’t post sports on failblog. (Except trampoline idiots, which is still funny).
…Since when is a retarded sport like football, which is on the sportspages most of the time, not a failure?
…
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“Since it makes several billions of euros a year”
I know. Shut up.
real nice.
3rd btw
Counting FAIL! You’re 2nd.
Counting fail and fail correction fail. Zeratul was 3rd.
Omg ur an efing idiot fail
he is second
How?
easily.
Explanation fail
What is the need for carrying a spare tire in your vehicle if you can carry a spare vehicle?
Prevision WIN
I’d say that this is a definite extreme carpool win.
…solving traffic jams one car at the time…
It is just the rear end of the car. The vehicle carrying it is often used to transport car parts.
Uhh no. Carpool ftw.
Also door safety win.
This puts the “Grand” in Grand Theft Auto.
No it doesn’t.
*trying to figure out how the car even fits in the van*
WTFAIL is right. Do… not… understand…
Do… not… want
Never say never.
Looks just like the guy with the UFO in it’s van, from Man in black
Johnny Cash had a UFO?
pop reference win!
Didn’t you realize that “Ring of Fire” was a reference to the alien probes they used on him? And the line “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die” was originally “They shot some goop in my renal area just to watch the dye”.
no, i don’t realize that at all.
*SMACK* Use the plural next time, reTARDIS.
Well… that’s ONE way to tow a truck.
i am so not FIRST!
Realisation WIN
You are SO not funny.
you are SO homo
Homogeneous?
Homogenized?
Homo Sapien?
Homo Loquax?
Homophone?
Homonym?
Probably Homo Erectus.
That happens to be the stage before the current one in human evolution.
So basically you just called him a slightly less evolved human. Well done.
homoretarded
Hmmm…
NO YOU!
Parking WIN!
The situation is this… Me and my wife are going on vacation, and she insists on taking with us anything we “might need”…
…Damn…
cuckoldry fail.
Substantial load capacity win.
This kind of logic comes about after prolonged drinking of Butt Water.
….and having an orgy with mom…..
And forgetting to put an sticker on the van that says “this is not a box” (or maybe “this is not a bin”, not sure if the car is in working condition)
or this is not a van
this is not my Batman glass
Nothing like drinking Moms Butt Water straight from the tap during an orgy. One Mom and a cup full of Butt Water.
Just to be clear you can’t have an orgy when its just you and your mum.
Or…
Were you the camera man for my mum, sister and a cup?
AKA 2 girls one cup?
Car thieves find new way to get around immobiliser systems.
They are always ahead of the curve
Ooooh
So that’s where I put my car..
Could you please take your car out of my van? I need it for the 20 motorcycles I’m about to steal from the biker bar.
LOL ahaha. WIN
Don’t tarnish my name with your mediocre sanity.
thief fail?
No one that wonders about getting the car in the other one?
Ford Escort + 270° + Renault van = WIN
Car name FAIL. That’s a Taurus.
Correction FAIL. It really is an Escort.
At least that is what Ford Europe has called it.
True story.
mendzel pendzel wciaz przeplata troche chuja troche lata
Do NOT feed the troll. Once he starts eating, nothing will stop him
Ken Lee… talibu dibu doutchoo…
Lol! Past Fail reference!!!
KEN LEEEE, TALIBU DIBU DOUCHOOOOOoooOO….
Co pan mowi?
Clearly, the car is a compact.
When is a car not a car?
…When it’s a compact!!
*waits for laughter…*
*hears crickets…*
Dangit. I guess the girls are still asleep…but they’d think it was funny.
Haha. *hopes it helps*
*grin*
Whew! Thanks, guys!
I ROFFLED AND SOME TEARS EVEN CAME OUT!
*hugs Loz and wishes her good luck and good drugs today*
Just having some solids now. Thanks for the well-wishings
I got some more solids if you need ‘em.
Man, I HATE it when my diaphragm hurts…it means I can’t…
…Ooooooooh. Nevermind.
*hugs*
And you said I had a filthy mind?
…
*tries Admiral’s solids*
*approves*
I am seriously astonished as to how the van is even moving.
Hehe it’s not, it’s stopped at the lights.
Internal combustion comprehension FAIL
Understanding the joke fail.
How did they even get the car in there??
Farfignookie.
Am I the only one that LOL’d at this comment?
no
Anyway, for all you doubters. I seriously suspect it’s just (part of) the body work that the van is carrying. Prolly a wrecker’s van or a garage’s van or something. Either that or it’s a fullsize prop, but if this is in Frankfurt… I don’t think they got more then a few crappy theatres there, so I dunno what they’d be shorthauling a fullsize prop for.
this is in Salamanca, in Spain (Spain is different…)
I hear that the rain there falls mainly on the plain.
It does, and it’s such a pain.
So is McCain.
i am a pony, stroke my mane?
McCain is mainly on the Palin.
And we all come back to failin’.
yeah, but they aren’t bailin’
Rhyme scheme WIN!
From the boat in which they’re sailin’.
did you guys read these in a mailin’?
Against the GOP I’m railin’
… but in your comment, failing.
I’m 30th!! LOLs!
happy birthday
How the heck did they get it in there? Anyone?
lots and lots o’ lube
mmm… *masturbates*
HASSELHOFF!!!
*hopes to god it works*
Well, you see, when two car love each other very much…
cars*
I think it involved a ramp.
Its a cheap remake of Knight Rider
More like McGuyver.
Hey everyone gather round we are about to witness the wonder of a white van giving birth
According to the other thread, a white MAN can give birth.
I’m sure this is Spain. There there is a stereotype about the “Gypsy’s Van”, because lots of gypsies wander all over the country with shabby vans filled with useless stuff. They do crazy things like this.
Ahh, and don’t mess with them. Their vehicles are never insured and they are the most unfriendly people you can encounter (trust me).
Yeah, a real FAIL.
unfriendly to you maybe, because you’re so condescending to them to begin with?
No, It doesn’t feel unfriendly, since I expected the PC brigade to bash me instantly.
I’m not condescending. And I’m not implying that ALL the gypsies in Spain are like this. I have neighbors that are gypsies and have pretty normal lives.
But lots of gypsies are out of the society, won’t discuss why, behaving pretty much like outlaws, doing stuff like this with their uninsured vans, trading with drugs, assaulting, harassing (and I’ve seen really close all this things I’m talking about). Just check the ethnicity charts of spanish prisons and you’ll see what I’m talking about.
This doesn’t apply to the US, so if you are american you may not understand this problem to its fullest extent, but this is Europe, a different place.
Other discussion is “why thi?”. But that’s another topic, and we are not at Punditkitchen.com
…menstruation FAIL
I agree, fuckin’ gypsies are a problem in Europe, esp. eastern/southern…:/
Europe is a different place than America? Hope my passport is still good….
I’m still trying to figure out where the Russians are… I live in Atlanta but I haven’t seen them.
Nah, the car in the van has no license plate, I’m quite positive that car is part of the van’s body, just as a ornament or something there to be funny.
…Just as AN* ornament…
self correct WIN
So for a car to be an actual car, it must have a license plate?
Im registered therefor I am.
You, ghehorg, are full of WIN!
I want to know what kind of van that is. The chasis hasn’t sunk to the pavement and it seems to be operating just fine, I’ll buy that brand.
I Beleive its a “Renault Traffic”, it might not look like its dragging along the ground, but thats because they have such high suspension anyway. They roll round corners like a football!
Wow! The car owner’s version of a hot dog.
Haha goes to show, Owning a private car = automatic FAIL.
Hey Bubba, you can’t buy food for you because you have to feed your car?
Well, tough luck!
Bwahaha.
Automatic fail? Mines a manual
Hee hee hee…more winitude.
*hugs ghehorg for not saying ’stick’*
Loz, you’re hugging ghehorg’s stick?
I’m just glad the rope’s there, otherwise this would be really unsafe
I still think this is unsafe.
Let me guess… you have not been in Bangalore or New Delhi. After staying there for two weeks, “safe” and “unsafe”, when related to traffic, will never be the same in my mind.
So for me, a rope is safe as far I am back in Europe
No, I have not had the opportunity to go to either of those places. It does not change the fact that using a rope to tie down a car is not the safest choice. But neither is putting a car in the back of a van. Sideways. It may be RELATIVELY safer to be tied down, but that’s a whole different story.
You convinced me!! Safety FTW. Next week I will put brakes on my car, and will replace the chewing gum I use to keep the engine inside the trunk for proper glue
rear engined car WIN
Spy Hunter “Weapons Van” fail.
Classic video game reference and Peter Gunn theme stuck in head WIN!
This is a Spanish Gipsy Car Fail xD (Im from Spain an this FAIL image it’s old here)
Perhaps there is a motorbike in the car’s boot.
With a log on its bumper?
The photo was made in Salamanca, spain
this guy obviously was too lazy to get a tow truck so he bought a van instead
one question: Why?
Why ask why?
See, you stuff a car in a van, then stuff the van inside of a turkey and bake for 3 hours: Turvancar.
I got one better. A car, in a van, in a big SUV, in a plane. I call it a Jetsuvancar.
Isn’t that a country?
what ? the van ?
If it works, it works.
Well, if you can come up with a better way to drive a car across town, I’d like to h–oh, wait.
this sucks
This happened in my city, I’m surprised to see it here!!!
Salamanca, Spain
Who puts a car in a car?
Honestly?
10 ways to steal a car
#1:…
basement cat belivs u make a gud lolz!!!! he usd deh littr box rite after he red it!!
basement cat belivs u make gud littr box sissy
This is how we roll in Europe.
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