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First^^
sorry, maybe next time…
*eats saugage*
hmm .. delicious!
mmm…yeah girl, you suck it good…ooh…
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e, what if Sonucais meant ‘to eat’ as in ‘to digest’? How do you now Sonucais is a girl?
Sonucais is as much a girl as Obama’s mum. …apparently.
+15 frickin points.
Obama is mixed race?? :O:O:O:O
Of course. You think most Americans would actually consider allowing a “real” black man into the white house?
And no, this doesn’t reflect my views; far from it. However, it does reflect the views of most of the public, so it seems. Then again, I do live in the south.
I don’t care if he’s black. I care he’s a socialist.
Amen to that.
So you’re against Social Security, free K-12 education, and public utilities too, right? Do you hate having food inspected before it reaches the marketplace? These are all “socialist” programs because the government provides these services to you instead of leaving it to the private sector.
IF you had paid attention while you were availing yourself of the previously mentioned free K-12 education, you’d know that Socialism differs from Communism in that a Socialist government only controls or regulates the most essential services deemed necessary to the welfare of the general populace, whereas a Communist government controls all services. Many western European countries are very prosperous and have Socialist governments.
Blue, the point is that some people define more services to be ‘essential’ than perhaps really are.
Wow more money for our irresponsible gov’t to manage.
Half the money that gets given to them gets spent in an
inefficient wasteful manner sooo lets give them more of
our money and more responsibility so they can increase their
spending and mismanagement of our money. Wow I can’t
wait for a TV Tax (just for owning a TV), a Health Care Tax and
to be told where to go to the doctor. I’m really excited for
them to take 40% + of my income and leave me with less
to spend and less to save. I can’t wait for them to take more of
my already diminishing discretionary income and spend it for
me… YEAH! SOCIALISM!
Last eight years:
Multi-billion dollar airline bailout – check
Billion dollar tax credits to oil, gas, and coal companies – check
Huge tariffs on imported steel – check
Prescription drug coverage added to Medicare with no price negotiation – check
Collapse of Bear Stearns – check
Nationalization of Fannie and Freddie – check
Nationalization of insurance giant – check
Doubling of defense budget – check
YEAH! FREE MARKETS!
Republican Congress 1994-2006
Republican White House 2000-2008
2000: budget surplus
2008: budget deficit (largest ever)
Republicans have controlled the government for the greater part of the last decade, so if our government has been irresponsible, then it’s been Republican irresponsibility. So the solution is…?
The Solution would be for us to kick more ass in afganistan and iraqw, there fore allowing us to safely return all troops not stationed at various embassies, to return home.
Wars cost money, read 1982 by George Orwell.
The US might have been out of Afghanistan by now if our president hadn’t “decided” to go to war with Iraq.
Wars make people rich. I’ve read Orwell. If I bought such a book today it might wind up on a list somewhere.
♫
Why do the babies starve
When there’s enough food to feed the world
Why when there’re so many of us
Are there people still alone
Why are the missiles called peace keepers
When they’re aimed to kill
Why is a woman still not safe
When she’s in her home
Love is hate
War is peace
No is yes
And we’re all free
But somebody’s gonna have to answer
The time is coming soon
Amidst all these questions and contradictions
There’re some who seek the truth
But somebody’s gonna have to answer
The time is coming soon
When the blind remove their blinders
And the speechless speak the truth
♫
… and now playing in Youtubes everywhere:
McCain’s grasp of geographic history — czechoslovakia
I don’t disagree with your point, but before you go and bash someone as you have above, please make sure and check your facts. Communism and socialism are fundamentally different in that one (communism) is a type of government in which, as you stated, the government monopolizes all parts of the economy, and the other (socialism) is a societal structure in which goods and services are owned by each member of the society, and are thus shared between all members. I apologize for sounding egg-headed and maybe waffling on the issue a little bit, but your point does really ring more truly than any other in this entire chain of comments. The main thing that people seem to miss in this chain is that the US government is actually pretty sound. Does it make every good choice it could possibly make? No, of course not. But for all of the people who have commented on the various wastes of money that politicians have made, lets stop and think momentarily about self-interest and government. The politicians that we as Americans elect every 2-4 years are human beings, and as such, will act as human beings do. In order to earn reelection, they pander to their constituents, which is where the “money wasting” comes in. Does it make our government irresponsible? No, it merely reaffirms that the people we elect to Congress are rationally self-interested human beings, just like every other person who has commented here. The biggest difference is that they are subject to constant public scrutiny. If every big decision we ever made was televised and talked about and scrutinized by every member of the American public, then most, if not all of us would probably have to be deemed irresponsible. The point here that I am trying to make is that lets take a moment to review all aspects of the situation before passing judgements and making blanket generalizations.
Yes, he’s half NASCAR and half Formula One.
yes, the son of a black MAN from Kenia and a white MAN from Kansas
hah, saugage… nice
that IS one for the history books…
Definately a moment for the history books…
FIRST
almost first
Horseshoes and hand grenades…
And nuclear weapons.
And the famed Big Red Button.
OMG! Barack is adopted! I’m sure McCain’s campaign is gonna use this bit of
knowledge against him.
Yeah word up to that. John McCain is trying to run a smear campaign all on lies and deceit. If he gets voted as president, I am off to canada.
And you’re saying that Obamas campaign isn’t a smear campaign fill with
lies, deceit, and empty promises?
Who cares if that is true, it is better than another term of the same.
Obama and McCain still have to kow-tow to all of the different constituencies in some way or another. To have a presidential campaign, there must be lies, deceit and empty promises, it’s just how it works in this country.
(I voted for Nader in 2000 because he wasn’t espousing the same lies and emptry promises, and all that did was tilt Florida to Bush. Fail.)
You’re waiting till now?! You should’ve gone in 2001.
Dave Bowman: All right, HAL; I’ll go to Canada through the emergency airlock.
HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you’re going to find that rather difficult.
*Imagines a Fuzzy serenade to the tune of “Daisy Bell” aka “Bicycle Built for Two”*
Admiral..”you’re sweet, upon the seat…”
*places hand on dilly’s butt:*
Dilly, your mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. Your mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it
Sorry, but Stephen Harper’s doing the same thing up here. Those wacky conservatives, huh?
If obama gets in I’m off to australia.
These are a few of my fa-vourite things!
What about WMD’s?
Unable to locate.
*scratches head* I could’ve sworn they were around here somewhere…
Stop with the freaking “almost first” shit okay?
Well, there goes MY biology degree. If it was on TV, it must be true.
You need a biology degree to know that it takes a male and female human to procreate?
Not only humans procreate.
Did I say only humans procreate?
*checks*
Hmm, nope, pretty sure I didn’t.
You did specify male and female human.
Of course Loz specified male and female human, because that’s what would be required to create offspring that could run for President. Unless you think Barack Obama isn’t human, then in that case I have to ask: how’s that job at the McCain campaign working out for you?
Well, someone told us yesterday that “even snails have orgies”, so you would never say that.
Why did I have to go AWOL yesterday, of all days…
*snork*
Spork!
Yes you did. You said it takes a male and a female human to procreate. The correct answer would be it takes a male and a female to procreate. So there. Ya did say only humans procreate.
That’s bull – it posted as first…
Like.. there were no other comments on the page.
OMG HAXX!!
ROFLMAO! (do doo do do do)
HOW could that have HAPPENED?
Here’s a small timeline:
- Page loads for other person (no comments yet)
- Page loads for you (no comments yet)
- Other person writes comment
- You write comment
- Other person submits comment (page now has one comment)
- You submit comment (you have second)
Ah, now I get it.
Admiral Aparant, promote the man. Welcome, Sgt. null.
I like this word, “aparant”. Any definitions, anyone?
The act of a father going into a tirade. From “A Pa rant”.
Just your average formicoidea. A par ant.
Do you wear white sox by any chance?
I like this word, “aparant”. Definitions, anyone?
The act of double posting.
It did that by itself, swear to Juses
NO WH!
Yah, way!
*snerk* yes,yes.
LOL <3
it did that to me once… in your case there was only a minute difference between you and the real first, in my case, after i posted, i was still first, and even had maybe 7 replies with me still first in 10 minutes, but then maybe an hour later, all of a sudden there was somebody above me with a timestamp 7 minutes before mine!
but that’s ok, i aspire to bigger things in life than posting first in anonymous fora
Indeed, many bigger things await those who do not seek recognition in a blog dedicated to FAIL.
Ain’t that the truth.
First!
fail
Not first. You must stay after Fail and clap out the erasers.
You want him to give the erasers the clap? Can I watch?
::eraserbates::
I’m chalking this one up in the WIN column!
It’s just a lot of pounding until a white substance is produced.
ghey
Ghello.
is there something to celebrate or why are you gay?
damnedgamer, I am not gay. I simply said hello with a g at the start. Why do you falsely accuse me of being homosexual?
Hmm… I think Sigmund Freud would have something to say about your response, as he wasn’t talking to you.
ID WIN! EGO FAIL!
Even if he is a bum-bandit, who cares?
I for one, fully support homosexuals. Go team gay!
Me too, but apparently, bondfan is not yet aquainted with his “rainbowy flag” self.
lol Barack has two fathers
So not only could he be the first black US president, but he could also be the first black son of a gay couple president! His daddies must be proud.
(I think he should win cause I cant stand McCain but, I bet he will lose just cause hes black. Ahh its a sad, sad country)
Actually, he’s only half-black. He can’t be the first black president.
I don’t like him because he’s a Democrat. Democracy is only one step from Communism.
Socialism is one step from Communism. Sociology FAIL
So Democracy is two steps from Communism?
Democracy = Communist two-step.
Understanding sarcasm FAIL
and for teh record Canadians are not Socialists
Uh, just general -ology fail.
Yeah. As if there were any difference between US “parties” aka straw men.
There is no difference between communism, democracy, republicanism, fascism and clan societies. There’s always an asshole on top who got there by manipulation. It is insane for anybody, to think that such a person would care for the people! It’s not even a conflict of interest. He got there *because* he cares only for himself.
Your whole topic is small-minded and so far down on the scale of understanding the world, that you are basically a puppet in the hands of these people. You have no will and no power. You act like they indoctrinated you to act, and give everything to gain nothing. If I’d try to kill them to save you, you’d kill me to save them.
Man… you have to admire the beauty of it.
Kafka couldn’t have envisioned a more perfectly corrupt system. Vote Cthulu ‘08!
why settle for a lesser evil..?
Cthulu eats the heads of babies. Is that the kind of man you want as President? Juses ‘08. Chagne we can beileve in.
Palin’s Juses’ voice on earth. She eats the heads of moose though.
We are all delicious in Cthulhu’s eyes.
*sigh* Rogue, I won’t fall for your trap. But I might still write in Cthulu.
That just about sums up the world today.
Uh… topic fail.
Go team dictatorship?
LOL OMG I get it now! Thanks!
first?
no
First!
On another note, yup, that’s a pretty impressive moment for the history book.
you fail
Another impressive moment for the history book was when it almost broke it’s spine.
wow First!!!
Why are there so many first fails?
Lemmings.
Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA!
because this is the “fail blog”
srsly?
why so srs?
failness
so i guess he means, they gave it their all.
I didn’t know the Democrates were só in favor of gay people…
Democrates was my favorite Greek philosopher…
Also, I love the accent on “so.” Very fancy…
Bo, don’t listen to Art. After all:
A good man pays no attention to the reproofs of the depraved.
– Democrates
Wait a second…
Iz necessary to be a speakerz of da trufz, and not to be lolcattus.
– Democattes
Decmocrates was the son of Testicles
And Breasticles…
I’m feeling a little Nausiphanes…
I can’t follow the Plotin this.
youre Putin me on.
You know in France, “Putin” is actually one of the few words the French will alter so it does NOT sound French? True story. If you say his name “correctly” in France, you are saying “whore”.
How’s Russia doing? Whore-ible.
lol. Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Nazis can march in the shade.
*sigh* I lol’d. Haven’t heard that in a looong time.
You know they’re planning to take the red and blue off the Tricolor. Then it’ll be even easier for the French to surrender!
woohoo, testicles and the sack of rome!
Sound and Fury reference WIN!!!
They aren’t. They’re just sexually secure enough to not feel threatened by gay people. Where as republicans are threatened by anything and everything.
Gays, black people, young people, heavy metal, marijuana . . .
You see those retarded bible beaters protesting Marilyn Manson concerts? Yeah, those are the same 27% of Americans that think Bush is doing a fine job as president.
homosexual win?
Turning a fail into a win of opposite meaning is not funny.
Your comment is a humor fail. Or a boring win. Take your pick.
sure, you can win too. We dont discriminate.
Obama has nothing to offer this country. He’s an empty suit with an appeal that’s a hundred miles wide and an inch deep. It’s a moment for the history books, all right; it means that truly anyone can sway the crowd and bypass the issues without scrutiny.
*yawn*
Please go to Pundit Kitchen, they will just looove you there. Now, go away, you bore me.
Actually they’ll hate him because he doesn’t drink the Kool-Aid.
I wish he would…
Sarcasm just doesn’t translate all that well to print, now does it?
Guess not.
It does if you accent the “so” (see about ten posts up) as in:
“Your sarcasm translates SOOOOOO well to print, doesn’t it?”
But I DID add the extra O’s to love, so it should have worked to some extent.
I guess then we’ll have to fault the lack of capitalization or insufficient number of added O’s, but your heart was in the right place.
It helps to vary the capitals, too, thusly:
loooOOooOOOOoOOOOOooove!
You get that Steve Martin effect that way!
Or you could use italics. I don’t know how the other skilled internet people do it here, some HTML is used. Italics always seem to give the added sarcasm so often needed in threads like this.
Yeah, right, like italics convey sarcasm.
Wow, that REALLY worked well…
Not as well as YoUrS!
Wow, this thread is getting really intelligent.
semantics WIN
Are you sure it’s not syntax??
(This is a reference from a million fails ago, and I think I fail because I remembered it.)
That was the one you submitted! ::has good memory for SoooOOOooome things::
Heeeeee!!
(I can’t believe you remembered that!)
Why so sarcastic?
why so srs?
LOL
Are you from Fox News by any chance?
Wow, you’ve got such ingrained stereotypes you’re practically a neocon.
Irony Win
I had an ingrained stereotype once. It was very painful, and cost nearly a thousand bucks in surgery to get it fixed. And I still walk a little funny…
*snork!*
Take it to the Pundits Kitchen, but you’re an Idiot… and yeah McCain is so much better, I would rather have another 4 years of Bush’s failed policies than someone who actually has the possibility of helping our nation make a positive change in the world.
Screw it… I am not going there…
McCain has a very bad running mate.
but now I see why he’s all for drilling in Alaska
Underage drilling didn’t exactly help his cause though.
Or Palin’s daughter
Captain Obvious? Is that you?
McCain/Failin’
^^ Copy and paste this on bumperstickers, Republican/Democrat forums, do eet!
Are you Kidding me?!??! Nothing to offer?
He has two fathers for God’s sake!!! That’s a big something!!!
Sometimes I wish we had let the South secede…
Yeah… I second that. We’ll integrate the north half into the United States of Canada and let the rest be Jesusland.
Ohio St. fans would be happy with that too.
Jusesland?
Is that where they will respect are country and not let in any morans?
Yeah, you’re only allowed in if you wear one of their ’secret caps’.
It’s white and pointy isn’t it?
That’s the one
I luvs my peeps.
I just realised, the KKK have spelling fail. It should read KKC. But they fail alot so it could be KFC.
It’s a plot!
you just realised? wow…slow
It took me all of two minutes to determine an insidious (and highly unlikely) connection between Kentucky Friend Chicken and the “Clan”. I’d say that’s pretty fast.
My friend from Kentucky is also a chicken, actually.
What made him roost there?
Too late, Rick Morans is already here.
No! You can’t leave me at the mercy of the army of inbreds…
Were in your breds… stealing your army.
Were you? When?
Apparently your appeal is about 2′ x .25″
Right. Palin fills out a suit much more nicely. With… um… substance and stuff.
I wanna see her substance, maybe get pics too.
and he’s a nigra!
cant you see that that man is a nit….?
sorry wrong person.
No, dadblame it, I said the sheriff’s a n… DONG!!!!
… i don’t get it.
Having gay parents fail.
Governor Palin’s sex education plan has been working really well.
Almost as well as it did for her daughter.
Ooooh, my candidate for Burn of the Week
your sister gave me the burn of the week, but only when I pee.
Mum-joke fail!
Original joke win!
What the hell is that freaky Max Headroom glitch-twitch he spasms out with at 0:05? o_O
Looks like some sort of video error.
Um…explanation win?
So the son of a man and a man is an Alpha Male, an Uberman, Megaman, he-man or wtf?
you coment is gay
I be no gay
Why we talk in simple words?
Good question, especially when you are extremely intelligent for your age.
he’s just adopted…
by two gay parenets.
Parenets= the two fathers of the internets?
paranets= what I catch butterflies with
Nice, do you keep them? Or do you loose them in the keeping of good hunting sport?
tag and release.
no, not really
O RLY??
NO WEH!
no…the son of a man and a man is: BARACK OBAMA (so he’s almost as cool as Chuck Norris…Alpha Male, Uberman, Megaman, he-man are nothing against him)
Woot, a soul is a biological thing? Son of a black and a white man? Wtf. History books…yea this one is definately for some kind of book…the internet FAILBLOG history book.
History books will work. They’re filled with lies and embellishments as it is, why stop now?
amen, read 1984
I’m pretty sure the man who just gave birth would yawn at this.
That’s not a man. It’s a woman who is attempting to become something reminiscent of a man via hormones. S/he still has female parts, thus still being a woman.
lol
And regardless of how many surgeries that person has, their DNA will always be male. We as people have learned how to manipulate science, but we’ll never be able to change it.
um… female… I suck at life… and typing….
And that was a moment for the FAILbooks.
That was funny.
sorry to be a bother, but i have no speakers. could someone tell me at least the jist of what is being said?
2 gay fathers? idk….
” …Barack Obama, son of a black man from Kenia, and a white man from Kansas…”
Interesting spelling, mr sosidge.
OH MOY, AYM TAREBLEY SOREY FOR THUT MEESSPELEENGH, EET SHOOD BE
K-E-N-Y-A. *masteurbaytes*
I masteurised your mum’s milk. With my dear friend Louis.
He says “Barack Obama: The son of a black man from Kenya, and a black man from Kansas. Now, no matter what your politics, that is a moment for the history books”
Are you checking Failblog from work?
from work…you know it. thanks for the help
Risky business, this. I’ve nearly gotten HR write-ups for accidentally leaving a couple “less colourful” fails open on a desktop.
haha that’s why i like working nights, hr forgets we exist so we get away with a lot
“…Obama, son of a black man from Kenya, and a white man from Kansas…”
too many answers to one question FAIL
? whatever
oh, i get it, thanks. lol, true enough
eventual comprehension WIN
lol, goes to get coffee
The announcer is talking about Obama’s background and instead of say “son of a black man from Kenya and a white woman from…” he says “son of a black man form Kenya and a white MAN from…”
Do you have people sit next to you and make “Bang! Boom!” sounds when you play video games or watch movies? Or do you post on forums to have people tell you what you should have heard?
let’s see, most of failblog is just photos…….i have no speakers at work…….jerk off
Thanks! Don’t mind if I do!
ready? go!
Basic computer hardware FAIL!! Get a $1 and go to Goodwill.
you go to good will with you monolpoy money jackass…i’m at work, i have no speakers. if you don’t want to help, then don’t. f*** off
Grammar FAIL. Spelling FAIL. Knowledge of what is legal currency FAIL.
…you’re the one who said “a $1″ and used multiple exclamation marks.
So what, I fail too. I’m not gonna get all worked up about it though. Also, I”m a white man in Kansas who actually does fuck men in the ass.
And you haven’t been burnt at the stake yet? Win!
lol, *hugs loz you make my
into 
I couldn’t just stand by and watch that n00b be a dick to my abstract friend.
Yes, indeed I do win.
High five to you, izzyboy!
*Breaks out the lube*
*High fives back*
Anal sex for the win.
I know a Black guy from Kenya who would like to meet you! can I give him your IP?
I’ve already met him. You should have seen our son in Colorado. People were trying to sell kidneys just to get tickets to see him.
*choke*
I can’t hear the GIST of the story, either.
thanks, hey, me (i see you below this comment) here is your gramar police
Let’s see if I can get all of the other cliche comments out of the way for everyone …
This is photoshopped.
B3nd over and I’ll show you gay.
In Soviet Russia, president becomes Obama.
I’m sure I’m missing one, but that gets those 3 out of the way.
There’s one about Chuck Norris and no fathers or mothers, or something…
In Soviet Russia, your mom bends over and becomes president.
In Soviet mom, your becomes over bends and president.
sweet!
ROFL of the week, thanx.
you forgot “first”
Note that I said “other.” First had already been done eleventy billion times on this fail.
Go figure. ABC/Disney is pro gay marriage.
…and that’s wrong because?
Because it means that Palin’s “Pray away the Gay” isn’t working!
Palin can suck my right tit and make the left one jealous. What a hosebeast.
then why do you want her sucking your tits?
Cuz it still feels good?
He didn’t explicitly say it was wrong, just perhaps that the usual bias may result in the twisting of a fact here or there
Gotta say, two gay men making a baby is like.. the virgin mary except totally not.
….I’m going to stop analyzing that immediately..
HOLY CRAP. My son’s name is Ethan and when he was little, we used to joke about him being a little girl and we called him “Ethana”! How funny.
…and how it explains so very much…
I thought they frowned on that type of thing in Kansas.
Not everyone in Kansas frowns on it. People that do frown on it in Kansas just happen to be the ones that make national news, like the Westboro Baptist Church. That place got recently burnt down by some unknown hero.
Ha ha. Fags.
Boob!!! *masturbates*
A fag is actually what was stacked to burn witches. Also, it’s what they call smokes in every english-speaking country but the USA.
Language fail.
also used to burn homosexuals, that is where the slang came from…fag
*insert burn of the week joke*
I saw what you did there!
Sergeant Sarcasm.
2 interracial fathers… Bone of Democrat politics… I love every word
this fail, is most pwning fail i’ve seen at failblog fail! anyway this fail – win!!!
“Fail” usage win!
A black man from Kenya and a white man… What a moment.
Twenty bucks says the white guy is the wife.
My thoughts exactly!
FIRST!
I know how you feel right now – I thought I was your mom’s first…
I hate sloppy seconds.
The difference being, I’m actually first.
you were your mom’s first?
fists
If your name Panda Sacks? lol.
Who knows, but I was definitely first to post on this Biological Fail.
nope, you have lag check your time stamp
I think there’s an ointment you can get for that…
Post lag — you get that in Norwegian airports, right?
No, thats ludafisk
That fiske is a farse.
I was about to tell you my people invented the lutefisk, but looked it up, and you are also correct, despite you being kind of a weirdo. So carry on.
Fake. Watch from 4:00 to 6:00 and you’ll see his head abruptly change position. Someone edited two pieces of video together that makes them sound a little funny. Hee hee. Next.
Not fake. It was on The Daily Show during the convention and they never fake anything.
‘The Daily Show’? Originality fail!
It wasn’t fake, if you look at the background, you will see people in the same places, especially one who was moving and then leaned on something.
Yes, all pundits can travel through time, so sometimes when they talk, it LOOKS fake.
No, I think it’s actually fake. His mouth is off…
Somebody never had that chat with their mommy and daddy when they were little.
You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other enough, the stork comes and bangs your mom… and thats how you were born.
Then what did daddy do?
He paid the hospital bills.
Butt baby WIN!!
Turd burglar win!
Posterior Housebreaker triumph!
First!
*wait for it*
I’m as first as Palin was first for VP choice!
Hah!
Now I am suddenly sad, as I made a funny that I think only I will find funny.
It’s called throwing myself to the wolves….
go ahead…have at me.
No mercy!
mercy WIN
The quality of mercy is not…
AAAUUGGGHHH!!!!
…Sorry. I just strained something.
::Pours some koala tea::
Would you like some honey for that?
Lemon will be fine. Thanks
*snork*
No offense, but I wouldn’t share my honey with you anyway. I don’t even know you!
Dragon has class. She waits till the second date!
Begging for burn FAIL
Your post isn’t relevant enough to warrant burning.
Go fail at your PUMA convention.
Thats a convention for sports shoes?
No, he just doesn’t know how to spell N.A.M.B.L.A.
“Moment of Zen” ripoff fail
If McCain wins, I will help those that want to move to Canada pack. I’ll even give you a few bucks for gas.
Thanks
i may take you up on that offer… but who will help me sell my house for what i owe on it?
now you know why his last name is Moran
ROFL! The son of a black man and a white man
Two men successfully pro-created, this is a woman fail.
Totally epic win for gays! Add this to the gay marriage argument. Hah!
It sure is a moment for the history book.
Yep. That’s a moment for the history books. Never actually happened before.
This makes me smile
See!
Even in Obama’s world, a black man has to take it in the ass. Yeah, that’s real change!
What happened to capping the comments at 300? Is that over with already?
Everybody always does “first” posts so I was looking forward to doing a “last” post ever-so-much!
LMFAO
A black man from kenya and a white man from kansas…
*dies*
black and white tits?
well as long as they are big
Now THAT *would* be a moment for the history books.
first!
i hate obama, he is so freaking gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
see now do we really want a president with 2 fathers and no mother?????
No shit that’s a moment for the history books!
wow this really is a moment for the history books the united states president has no apparent mother and is the product of two fathers one white one black lol thats a fail lol the homosexual people of america r gonna have a field day with this
HAHAHA reporter fail
Whoopsie…that would be one for the history books I can tell you