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  1. warlord says:

    First^^

    • mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

      sorry, maybe next time…

      • Sonucais says:

        *eats saugage*
        hmm .. delicious!

        • mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

          mmm…yeah girl, you suck it good…ooh…

          • BondFan4518 says:

            mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e, what if Sonucais meant ‘to eat’ as in ‘to digest’? How do you now Sonucais is a girl?

            • Loz says:

              Sonucais is as much a girl as Obama’s mum. …apparently.

              • MEH. says:

                +15 frickin points.

                • Jurgen says:

                  Obama is mixed race?? :O:O:O:O

                  • Neard says:

                    Of course. You think most Americans would actually consider allowing a “real” black man into the white house?

                    And no, this doesn’t reflect my views; far from it. However, it does reflect the views of most of the public, so it seems. Then again, I do live in the south.

                    • Rob says:

                      I don’t care if he’s black. I care he’s a socialist.

                      • Bigman says:

                        Amen to that.

                      • thepowerofblue says:

                        So you’re against Social Security, free K-12 education, and public utilities too, right? Do you hate having food inspected before it reaches the marketplace? These are all “socialist” programs because the government provides these services to you instead of leaving it to the private sector.
                        IF you had paid attention while you were availing yourself of the previously mentioned free K-12 education, you’d know that Socialism differs from Communism in that a Socialist government only controls or regulates the most essential services deemed necessary to the welfare of the general populace, whereas a Communist government controls all services. Many western European countries are very prosperous and have Socialist governments.

                        • Bubba Hotep says:

                          Blue, the point is that some people define more services to be ‘essential’ than perhaps really are.

                        • FreeMarketFriend says:

                          Wow more money for our irresponsible gov’t to manage.
                          Half the money that gets given to them gets spent in an
                          inefficient wasteful manner sooo lets give them more of
                          our money and more responsibility so they can increase their
                          spending and mismanagement of our money. Wow I can’t
                          wait for a TV Tax (just for owning a TV), a Health Care Tax and
                          to be told where to go to the doctor. I’m really excited for
                          them to take 40% + of my income and leave me with less
                          to spend and less to save. I can’t wait for them to take more of
                          my already diminishing discretionary income and spend it for
                          me… YEAH! SOCIALISM!

                        • Admiral Apparent says:

                          Last eight years:
                          Multi-billion dollar airline bailout – check
                          Billion dollar tax credits to oil, gas, and coal companies – check
                          Huge tariffs on imported steel – check
                          Prescription drug coverage added to Medicare with no price negotiation – check
                          Collapse of Bear Stearns – check
                          Nationalization of Fannie and Freddie – check
                          Nationalization of insurance giant – check
                          Doubling of defense budget – check

                          YEAH! FREE MARKETS!

                        • thepowerofblue says:

                          Republican Congress 1994-2006
                          Republican White House 2000-2008
                          2000: budget surplus
                          2008: budget deficit (largest ever)

                          Republicans have controlled the government for the greater part of the last decade, so if our government has been irresponsible, then it’s been Republican irresponsibility. So the solution is…?

                        • Joe Schmoe says:

                          The Solution would be for us to kick more ass in afganistan and iraqw, there fore allowing us to safely return all troops not stationed at various embassies, to return home.

                          Wars cost money, read 1982 by George Orwell.

                        • Admiral Apparent says:

                          The US might have been out of Afghanistan by now if our president hadn’t “decided” to go to war with Iraq.

                          Wars make people rich. I’ve read Orwell. If I bought such a book today it might wind up on a list somewhere.


                          Why do the babies starve
                          When there’s enough food to feed the world
                          Why when there’re so many of us
                          Are there people still alone

                          Why are the missiles called peace keepers
                          When they’re aimed to kill
                          Why is a woman still not safe
                          When she’s in her home

                          Love is hate
                          War is peace
                          No is yes
                          And we’re all free

                          But somebody’s gonna have to answer
                          The time is coming soon

                          Amidst all these questions and contradictions
                          There’re some who seek the truth

                          But somebody’s gonna have to answer
                          The time is coming soon
                          When the blind remove their blinders
                          And the speechless speak the truth

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          … and now playing in Youtubes everywhere:
                          McCain’s grasp of geographic history — czechoslovakia

                        • Random Task says:

                          I don’t disagree with your point, but before you go and bash someone as you have above, please make sure and check your facts. Communism and socialism are fundamentally different in that one (communism) is a type of government in which, as you stated, the government monopolizes all parts of the economy, and the other (socialism) is a societal structure in which goods and services are owned by each member of the society, and are thus shared between all members. I apologize for sounding egg-headed and maybe waffling on the issue a little bit, but your point does really ring more truly than any other in this entire chain of comments. The main thing that people seem to miss in this chain is that the US government is actually pretty sound. Does it make every good choice it could possibly make? No, of course not. But for all of the people who have commented on the various wastes of money that politicians have made, lets stop and think momentarily about self-interest and government. The politicians that we as Americans elect every 2-4 years are human beings, and as such, will act as human beings do. In order to earn reelection, they pander to their constituents, which is where the “money wasting” comes in. Does it make our government irresponsible? No, it merely reaffirms that the people we elect to Congress are rationally self-interested human beings, just like every other person who has commented here. The biggest difference is that they are subject to constant public scrutiny. If every big decision we ever made was televised and talked about and scrutinized by every member of the American public, then most, if not all of us would probably have to be deemed irresponsible. The point here that I am trying to make is that lets take a moment to review all aspects of the situation before passing judgements and making blanket generalizations.

                  • Jean says:

                    Yes, he’s half NASCAR and half Formula One.

                  • hymens says:

                    yes, the son of a black MAN from Kenia and a white MAN from Kansas

        • Spazzmin says:

          hah, saugage… nice

    • ash says:

      that IS one for the history books…

  2. x-bert says:

    Definately a moment for the history books…

    FIRST

  3. Sean Blue Eyes says:

    First!

  4. obstreperuss says:

    ghey

  5. Nemjit says:

    lol Barack has two fathers

  6. Aaron says:

    First!

    On another note, yup, that’s a pretty impressive moment for the history book.

  7. Ed says:

    wow First!!!

  8. jivesamurai says:

    failness

  9. nintendogs says:

    so i guess he means, they gave it their all.

  10. Bo says:

    I didn’t know the Democrates were só in favor of gay people…

  11. me says:

    homosexual win?

  12. John Jude Farragut says:

    Obama has nothing to offer this country. He’s an empty suit with an appeal that’s a hundred miles wide and an inch deep. It’s a moment for the history books, all right; it means that truly anyone can sway the crowd and bypass the issues without scrutiny.

  13. ink says:

    … i don’t get it.

  14. Anthony Marin says:

    Governor Palin’s sex education plan has been working really well.

  15. grey kid says:

    What the hell is that freaky Max Headroom glitch-twitch he spasms out with at 0:05? o_O

  16. Juasman says:

    So the son of a man and a man is an Alpha Male, an Uberman, Megaman, he-man or wtf?

  17. Briggs says:

    Woot, a soul is a biological thing? Son of a black and a white man? Wtf. History books…yea this one is definately for some kind of book…the internet FAILBLOG history book.

  18. shedreamsinred says:

    I’m pretty sure the man who just gave birth would yawn at this.

  19. Jacklyn says:

    And that was a moment for the FAILbooks.

  20. abstract says:

    sorry to be a bother, but i have no speakers. could someone tell me at least the jist of what is being said?

  21. Me says:

    Let’s see if I can get all of the other cliche comments out of the way for everyone …

    This is photoshopped.
    B3nd over and I’ll show you gay.
    In Soviet Russia, president becomes Obama.

    I’m sure I’m missing one, but that gets those 3 out of the way.

  22. Wolfram says:

    Go figure. ABC/Disney is pro gay marriage.

  23. Fate says:

    I thought they frowned on that type of thing in Kansas.

    • izzyboy says:

      Not everyone in Kansas frowns on it. People that do frown on it in Kansas just happen to be the ones that make national news, like the Westboro Baptist Church. That place got recently burnt down by some unknown hero.

  24. mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

    Boob!!! *masturbates*

  25. Big Gay AL says:

    2 interracial fathers… Bone of Democrat politics… I love every word

  26. Пендосы сакс! says:

    this fail, is most pwning fail i’ve seen at failblog fail! anyway this fail – win!!!

  27. Kels says:

    A black man from Kenya and a white man… What a moment.

  28. B3llit0 says:

    Fake. Watch from 4:00 to 6:00 and you’ll see his head abruptly change position. Someone edited two pieces of video together that makes them sound a little funny. Hee hee. Next.

  29. And The Fail Award Goes To! says:

    Somebody never had that chat with their mommy and daddy when they were little.
    You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other enough, the stork comes and bangs your mom… and thats how you were born.
    Then what did daddy do?
    He paid the hospital bills.

  30. izzyboy says:

    Butt baby WIN!!

  31. dropofkim says:

    First!

    *wait for it*

    I’m as first as Palin was first for VP choice!
    Hah!

    Now I am suddenly sad, as I made a funny that I think only I will find funny.

  32. Gollum says:

    “Moment of Zen” ripoff fail

  33. skeeter says:

    If McCain wins, I will help those that want to move to Canada pack. I’ll even give you a few bucks for gas.

  34. Loz says:

    *insert burn of the week joke*

  35. Allie says:

    now you know why his last name is Moran

  36. Katz says:

    ROFL! The son of a black man and a white man :D

  37. Tim says:

    Two men successfully pro-created, this is a woman fail.

  38. Totema1 says:

    It sure is a moment for the history book.

  39. verxintRising says:

    Yep. That’s a moment for the history books. Never actually happened before.

  40. Andrew says:

    This makes me smile

    :-D

  41. Red D says:

    See!
    Even in Obama’s world, a black man has to take it in the ass. Yeah, that’s real change!

  42. !null says:

    What happened to capping the comments at 300? Is that over with already?

    Everybody always does “first” posts so I was looking forward to doing a “last” post ever-so-much!

  43. Ashley says:

    LMFAO

    A black man from kenya and a white man from kansas…

    *dies*

  44. phagIsh says:

    black and white tits?
    well as long as they are big :)

  45. Z says:

    Now THAT *would* be a moment for the history books.

  46. i hate obama says:

    i hate obama, he is so freaking gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  47. AHHHHH...Jugular says:

    see now do we really want a president with 2 fathers and no mother?????

  48. Trozei says:

    No shit that’s a moment for the history books!

  49. Shlepper says:

    wow this really is a moment for the history books the united states president has no apparent mother and is the product of two fathers one white one black lol thats a fail lol the homosexual people of america r gonna have a field day with this

  50. David says:

    Whoopsie…that would be one for the history books I can tell you :)

  51. Duck'a'tack says:

    I see communism fail all over the place. If I say “proletarian dictatorship” do I open a gate to a new dimension?


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