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First^^
sorry, maybe next time…
*eats saugage*
hmm .. delicious!
mmm…yeah girl, you suck it good…ooh…
mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e, what if Sonucais meant ‘to eat’ as in ‘to digest’? How do you now Sonucais is a girl?
Sonucais is as much a girl as Obama’s mum. …apparently.
+15 frickin points.
Definately a moment for the history books…
FIRST
almost first
Horseshoes and hand grenades…
And nuclear weapons.
OMG! Barack is adopted! I’m sure McCain’s campaign is gonna use this bit of
knowledge against him.
Yeah word up to that. John McCain is trying to run a smear campaign all on lies and deceit. If he gets voted as president, I am off to canada.
And you’re saying that Obamas campaign isn’t a smear campaign fill with
lies, deceit, and empty promises?
Who cares if that is true, it is better than another term of the same.
Obama and McCain still have to kow-tow to all of the different constituencies in some way or another. To have a presidential campaign, there must be lies, deceit and empty promises, it’s just how it works in this country.
(I voted for Nader in 2000 because he wasn’t espousing the same lies and emptry promises, and all that did was tilt Florida to Bush. Fail.)
You’re waiting till now?! You should’ve gone in 2001.
These are a few of my fa-vourite things!
Well, there goes MY biology degree. If it was on TV, it must be true.
You need a biology degree to know that it takes a male and female human to procreate?
Not only humans procreate.
Did I say only humans procreate?
*checks*
Hmm, nope, pretty sure I didn’t.
That’s bull - it posted as first…
Like.. there were no other comments on the page.
OMG HAXX!!
ROFLMAO! (do doo do do do)
HOW could that have HAPPENED?
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First!
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ghey
Ghello.
is there something to celebrate or why are you gay?
damnedgamer, I am not gay. I simply said hello with a g at the start. Why do you falsely accuse me of being homosexual?
Hmm… I think Sigmund Freud would have something to say about your response, as he wasn’t talking to you.
ID WIN! EGO FAIL!
Even if he is a bum-bandit, who cares?
I for one, fully support homosexuals. Go team gay!
lol Barack has two fathers
So not only could he be the first black US president, but he could also be the first black son of a gay couple president! His daddies must be proud.
(I think he should win cause I cant stand McCain but, I bet he will lose just cause hes black. Ahh its a sad, sad country)
Actually, he’s only half-black. He can’t be the first black president.
I don’t like him because he’s a Democrat. Democracy is only one step from Communism.
Socialism is one step from Communism. Sociology FAIL
So Democracy is two steps from Communism?
Yeah. As if there were any difference between US “parties” aka straw men.
There is no difference between communism, democracy, republicanism, fascism and clan societies. There’s always an asshole on top who got there by manipulation. It is insane for anybody, to think that such a person would care for the people! It’s not even a conflict of interest. He got there *because* he cares only for himself.
Your whole topic is small-minded and so far down on the scale of understanding the world, that you are basically a puppet in the hands of these people. You have no will and no power. You act like they indoctrinated you to act, and give everything to gain nothing. If I’d try to kill them to save you, you’d kill me to save them.
Man… you have to admire the beauty of it.
Kafka couldn’t have envisioned a more perfectly corrupt system. Vote Cthulu ‘08!
LOL OMG I get it now! Thanks!
first?
no
First!
On another note, yup, that’s a pretty impressive moment for the history book.
you fail
wow First!!!
Why are there so many first fails?
Lemmings.
Lemming, Lemming, Lemming of the BDA!
because this is the “fail blog”
srsly?
failness
so i guess he means, they gave it their all.
I didn’t know the Democrates were só in favor of gay people…
Democrates was my favorite Greek philosopher…
Also, I love the accent on “so.” Very fancy…
Bo, don’t listen to Art. After all:
A good man pays no attention to the reproofs of the depraved.
– Democrates
Wait a second…
Iz necessary to be a speakerz of da trufz, and not to be lolcattus.
– Democattes
Decmocrates was the son of Testicles
And Breasticles…
I’m feeling a little Nausiphanes…
I can’t follow the Plotin this.
youre Putin me on.
homosexual win?