I have bandages that can be Raptor round the wound if you need them.

As long as they don’t give me thrush…

Y’all are drivin’ me batty.

Stop being in such a fowl mood.

Here, let me take a Gander at that.

I’m quite partridge to a nice gander.

that sounds quite pheasant.

It’s nicer with the heron.

Are you sure that’s not just poppy-Cock?

Sure, but only wren it’s summertime.

I’m so storked that you’re participating in this pun-thread with me.

It’s fun but Albatross-ting you to help keep it going.

Now I feel under pressure to keep the larks going.
Your responses are certainly very swift!

You’ve been keeping up Tit for tat, you Roc!

You’re starling to scare me! *swallows*

Sorry I can be a bit of a loon sometimes. I’ll try to stop.

…was that you pigeon my bum?

I would never goose you!

I dove you, Avis.

*ducks head and blushes* awwwww.

Ibis isn’t dove, I don’t know what is.

I like boys, not gulls. But I appreciate your condor.

I’m laughing so hard my eyes are puffin!

I hope you’re not mocking[bird] me.

Three can play this game just as well as Toucan.

Threesome? *quails with fear*

Y’all are a bunch of turkeys.

As far as punsters go, Loz, you are the real Macaw!

Aw thanks! You have nice Boobies.

There you go Raven about ‘em.

I pelican keep up. (a stretch, I know)

That wasn’t Ostrich at all!

Hmm, I do egret it a bit, though.

Swan-na Sparrow the the rest and take a break?

Someone hater might come alongo and give you both a good flamingo.

O-sprey! *stretches*

sittin here widgeon I could join in….

You’d be a lyre to think you could keep up with Loz and Avis.

Wow, quite the bower we have here! I hope nobody grouses about it.

You’re right Fiosh. I was just bunting in. But we are clearly not all created eagle.

By the way - pun run WIN! *golf clap*

*grouses*

*crows with laughter*

At least we didn’t squab-ble about anything.

Were you too chicken?

Nah, just didn’t want to ruffle any feathers.