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Damn right.
Amen.
PAIN is in there too lol
it also says love (things to do to your mom, make love!) XD
and and maybe its paint…..
also, SIN
Which is kind of necessary to make SING, but still
and RAVE
LOL
nice rofl
Somebody else has probably posted this comment, (I’m too lazy to check), but it also says RAVE on the second line from the top.
Anyone else see lie cos thats always fun.
Oh dear. I bet it’s intentional, though.
Incest, Its a family game
Woody dames indeed.
Just like Family Feud!!! LOL
Or family Freud as it were.
More like Family Freud…
oh u mean sigmund feud?
Damn. Peregrine wasn’t there when I posted.
He was just falcon’ around…
Are we taking another Tern at this?
Just Robin’ the rich to give to the poor.
Let me know when you finch.
You’ll know from my ‘owl of pain.
I have bandages that can be Raptor round the wound if you need them.
As long as they don’t give me thrush…
Y’all are drivin’ me batty.
Stop being in such a fowl mood.
Here, let me take a Gander at that.
I’m quite partridge to a nice gander.
that sounds quite pheasant.
It’s nicer with the heron.
Are you sure that’s not just poppy-Cock?
Sure, but only wren it’s summertime.
I’m so storked that you’re participating in this pun-thread with me.
It’s fun but Albatross-ting you to help keep it going.
Now I feel under pressure to keep the larks going.
Your responses are certainly very swift!
You’ve been keeping up Tit for tat, you Roc!
You’re starling to scare me! *swallows*
Sorry I can be a bit of a loon sometimes. I’ll try to stop.
…was that you pigeon my bum?
I would never goose you!
I dove you, Avis.
*ducks head and blushes* awwwww.
Ibis isn’t dove, I don’t know what is.
I like boys, not gulls. But I appreciate your condor.
I’m laughing so hard my eyes are puffin!
I hope you’re not mocking[bird] me.
Three can play this game just as well as Toucan.
Threesome? *quails with fear*
Y’all are a bunch of turkeys.
As far as punsters go, Loz, you are the real Macaw!
Aw thanks! You have nice Boobies.
There you go Raven about ‘em.
I pelican keep up. (a stretch, I know)
That wasn’t Ostrich at all!
Hmm, I do egret it a bit, though.
Swan-na Sparrow the the rest and take a break?
Someone hater might come alongo and give you both a good flamingo.
O-sprey! *stretches*
sittin here widgeon I could join in….
You’d be a lyre to think you could keep up with Loz and Avis.
Wow, quite the bower we have here! I hope nobody grouses about it.
You’re right Fiosh. I was just bunting in. But we are clearly not all created eagle.
By the way – pun run WIN! *golf clap*
*grouses*
*crows with laughter*
This whole thing is just a cardinal sin.
At least we didn’t squab-ble about anything.
Were you too chicken?
Nah, just didn’t want to ruffle any feathers.
You know, we should owl get back to work.
I’m somewhat eagle to see this continue….
My son got a ticket for jay walking.
Caught my son jay walking. Guess I should chick up on him more often.
Win!
incest: fun for all the family!
Haha, awesome.
And I see “sin” and “rave” too. Wholesome family fun!
I can see pain there too, the family that S&M together, stay together!
I can see “pretend”
Rave
Sin
Orgy
Pain
Spurt
Giz
VD
Keen eyes, dirty mind! Keep looking!
what on earth is a VD?
Valentine’s Day.
Or…. Venereal Disease. Which is always better to keep in the family, I say.
I suppose it is meant to be venerial disease.
It’s that itchy, burning feeling you get after porking the slutty fat chick with the lazy eye in class. You should know.
Hey! you talkin’ ’bout my mom agin?
Oh, so it was your mum porking me? Glad we cleared that up.
Well, at least she has good tastes.
Some of those look like they’re in there on purpose actually, since they’re part of other words.
Rave = Travel
Pain = Paint
Sin = Sing
Are you implying that “Orgy” is not on purpose?
Nobody’s not implying that, but it’s certainly possible, since the O and the R are from the end of “color”, so when they proofread the final letter matrix, they didn’t even see the word “orgy” in there because they saw the O and the R as part of the clue word “color.” So how they read the line might be something like this (with letters in clue words capitalized, filler letters in lower case):
COLORGys
(The G, of course, being part of the clue word “sing”.)
I think it’s funnier, and more of a FAIL, if it was unintentional. If it was intentional, then there’s probably some jack*ss out there who thinks he’s oh so clever for putting a naughty word into a children’s word search puzzle.
hzikögfpötj hlöhvc tuddhfxkhzsykmhjgvcgjn vhjv
Gasundheit.
I believe it’s Gesundheit.
Unless of course it’s supposed to be somekind of pun relating to the German’s habit of gassing people.
historical insensitivity WIN!
Nothing so sinister — I think it means “flatulent doggity”.
You won that round.
also feelin’ dank!
Damn… That is almost like being a black jew during the Holocaust…
They proofread these things????
Then it is true, the proofreader syndicate is infested with infiltrated agents of the FAIL organization (just like this blog, btw).
Travel is not on the word list, so it very well could be rave.
Many words aren’t on the word list.
There’s PRETEND, TRAVEL, WALK, PLAY, PAINT…
Ther’es also “LIE”, which is great fun, no matter what the preposition.
i never could lie to my mom… or rather i could, but she wasn’t fooled, so i learned it was best not to…
The word list could have continued below, but been cropped out of the image.
And Play, which is not on the list!!!
Three words:
Ultimate low blow.
I dont see those in the wordsearch…
They described it…
You blow your mom?
I likw the wors SHARE underneath ORGY
I’m having a hard time finding words in your post.
He uses uneek spelling.
(But the entertainment in your post, Hee Haw, was a mini pearl!)
You’re not leaving me many crumbs, buck-o!
* buck-o-wince *
Fat fingers ikkle keyboard
Eesh, they must be huge. And you know what they say about guys with fat fingers…
Big gloves?
needs pencils to dial for pizza?
Howdeeee! I’m jest so proud to be here!
As you should be — you’ve already contributed some quality cornpone wit. Come have a seat here next to my heart … heart … heart.
Orgy’s with your mom are great though. It’s a win.
I don’t think you spend your spare time doing crosswords
Nah. Some guys get bored while at an orgy….
I prefer a good word search myself
My mom or yours?
Could be both. It’s an orgy, after all.
Man, that’s like shooting handicapped fish in a barrel.
But yes, orgies with your mom are pretty awesome.
Orgies with one’s mom in general, however.
, well, that’s something else.
Premature posting fail :/
Is this another Sarah Palin in a helicopter reference?
She goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI?
what does it say under the fail? can anyone read that?
Looks like it might say “What”
That too…
WHAT!
Heartbeat 15 days!
“Fail” or “orgy?”
Kinda disappointed that poledance isn’t on there, not gonna lie.
A real shame….
Your mom does a great poledance
stfu!
K!
Now that’s the kinda fightin’ I come here for!
Lemme just add some black to these blues.
(And, dilettante, you stay outta this — you’re ass already got told twice in one day.)
She is not asse! You’re thinking of Sara J.
Don’t tell me what to do! *slaps dishwasher*
Why? Does Dilettante have two black eyes?
*cries*
I..I…fell down some stairs….
Hush your crying, before you really get something to twist and shout about (… which might be kinda hard with both feet tied to the stairs).
How can I do the dishes with both feet tied to the stairs? *sniffle*
Just gimme somethin’ to eat, woman!!
*feels good and slap happy, just ‘cuz*
Wouldn’t be prudent.
In White House family orgy,
flagpole salutes more than one bush.
Being monogamous my flagpole only salutes one bush.
I think its a phone number
Its how you meet all the best people
Wow! They found a word search from ancient Greece! Strange that it is in English…
‘The Oedipus Big Book of Wordsearches!’
The Ancient Greeks were way against incest: just read about Oedipus.
Everything else, short of murder, seemed like it was ok, though. Funny.
there were some that were against pederasty… not nearly as many as were for it apparently…
Oedipus is what I was referencing, actually…
failblog chuj
wozi gnoj
na gumowych taczkach
pije pali
konia wali
w dupie ma robaczka
transtation for sinners:
failbog is a dick
i drives shit
on rubber wheelbarrows
it drinks it smokes
it jacks of
it have a worm in it’s ass
wtf?
Shhhhhh
Thanks, I’ll file that away…
The Lord hath spoken. Thanks be to God!
And before I forget,
Get a life. You’re a disgrace to Poland or wherever you came from.
Did you mean train station for sinners? All aboard the fail train!
looks like someone fell off the wagon
I have issues…. with your grammar…
It’s fail BLOG, not bog.
either IT DRIVES shit,
or I DRIVE shit.
I think you mean “it jacks OFF”.
It HAS a worm in ITS ass.
Okay? Now, try it again, with the corrections.
Write it out a hundred times before sunrise, or I’ll cut your balls off!
And then you can mail them to the hawk-doctor.
What a quack!
*flies the coop*
OFFS this is Johnny Rubbishpants.. I WANT GOOD FAIL, i’m reeeeally bored!
Hi Johnny Rubbishpants
LOL
This really goes without saying, but still:
*masturbates*
What? You can do that in orgies as well.
Masturbates? *masturbates*
JESUS CHRIST! All our base are belong to him?
*masturbates*
Could be, ZIG is in the crossword…
Masturbating at an orgy?? You’re really, really doing it wrong.
Nah, you can do it while doing other things… or while waiting your turn. It’s not wrong! It’s NATURAL!!!!
Oh, and even snails have orgies, so nyah.
Elfnugget, look again at those particular little boys who were doing the masturbating. They can’t do it right even when their mommas help.
you were WATCHING? You mean you can see through our monitors? Oh the shame!!!
Didn’t have to — their moms told me all about it.
It’s as natural as rainbows in garden sprinklers.
Wait, what the hell do snails having orgies have to do with masturbation?
Anyone else find it disturbing that “love” is on a list of what to do “with” your mom?
Mutual love is disturbing? You must be so, so lonely. ;_;
My mother was a saint!
So is Mary Magdalene and she was, supposedly, a whore in Christian mythology.
I think that’s kinda cool, actually.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
It’s easy.
Love IS all you need.
“Love” spelled backwards is “evol.”
I see “leap” and “sod” as well. In that order I suspect.
Pretend is there too,
I assume it means pretend none of the other stuff happened?
More likely to be pretend she’s a bad lady, and needs to be punished.
plus spurt
Something we’ve all done to our moms on occasion – lie
no no no not TO!!
WITH!!
lie WITH your mom!! Get it right!!!
“orgy” = word to your mother
Piece, out.
Also, either add an “it” or take out the “to”. Whichever works for you.
Reading fail! Ignore, people.
I’ll have a round to it for you.
Um, later.
there’s a PRETEND too -not so disturbing, but in a context of ORGY, hmmm…well
As long as you bought her those condoms for Mother’s Day…
reference to another fail win!
I found PRETEND.
anyone?
I think the word list was truncated.
There’s also “GAS” which is funny if your mom also has it.
Two rows above it says “pain”… This is a messed up crossword puzzle.
This Wordsearch Scares me, i’ve found the words “Pain” (two rows above Orgy) and “Sin” (Just above the G of Orgy)
Subliminal Message Win?
Your lack of intellegence scares me.
Sin + g = ?
(Hint: It’s on the word list!)
your lack of sense of humor scares me, more than the Wordsearch
I had already noticed that but still, i still find it funny the fact there are so many “Hidden” words in this Wordsearch for babies, don’t you?
Also next to Pain there’s a T (and Paint is not on the word list, or probably is but it’s not shown in the caption)
If searching for naughty words in a children’s puzzle is your idea of a sense of humor, your sense of humor scares me.
subliminal adult humor in children’s activities is perfectly acceptable to me- generally it goes right over the kids’ heads, yet entertains the parents on a different level- providing an incentive for parents to be involved with their children rather than leaving them alone with their tv/internet/book/whatever else as a babysitter
It would be worse if the v and d in the bottom right were switched. “Share a VD”
in a word search it is perfectly ok to go backwards.
Nevermind, I just saw what you meant.
West Virginia Style Win – WVSW.
How about spelling fail. “Mom”?
As opposed to Mawwwwm?
Anybody relelized there is the word PAIN too?
No way… No one else saw that!
(that must hurt)
It pains me to lelize some things. Why would I want to relelize them.
Okay, in the same row as the “Y” in orgy, two letters up begins the word “LEAR.”
WTF!?!?!?!?!
Would that be King or Norman?
*wicked grin*
It spells ‘Learn’…
Which is in the word bank.
What is the fail in a word like orgy? Or are you a conservative southern guy that thinks all words that have something to do with sexuality are bad?
Woah. Did you not see the childrens bear next to it and the line stating ‘Fun things to do with your Mom’?
I am concerned about your relationship with your mom. Wanna talk about it? You can’t touch me when we talk, though. Especially in my special place.
*masturbates* DONT WORRY COSMO, I LIKE YOUR MOM!!!
Well…. The headline is “Fun things to do with your mum” … just think a sec
wow am i the only one that doesnt find this funny finding different words in crosswords… REALLY?.. failblog you dissapoint me!
Here, let me clear something up for everyone. When you start your comments with “Am I the only one” or some such variant, the answer is always no.
Am I the only one who thinks K is the bomb most the time?
Most the time? Yes.
Anybody else see “Pain” and “Rave” in there?
I see spurt
Well I definetely will do some orgy with YOUR mom provided she is hot . MILF like (Sarah Palin – ok )
….the Aristocrats!
Oedipus WIN
Greek mythology reference WIN!
Play is also in there, someone’s having a fun mother’s day.
Yeah, because play is always sexual.
Probably been said, but incest win?
I found travel in the puzzle. Maybe that was a mistake, but it does kinda fit with the puzzle name.
hahaha. rave.
*cough cough*
Ahahaha! I knew these computer-generated wordsearches would lead to something funny/embarrassing someday!
Pedophile 101
This would never happen if you spelt things the English way XDD
I love finding things in word searches that just shouldn’t be there.
Lol. A few lines above it. it also says RAVE
I see Rave, Run, Pain, Sin. Might be more but I don’t wanna look anymore.
rave is also there. go rave wit ur mom LOl
a fun thing to do with your mom is pain
it also says rave
and walk
and kit
What do we all think it says under the word FAIL? I see something written in red pen with an arrow coming from it.
Looks like the bear didn’t get an orgy from mommy.
Rave is there too
…Only iin america (and for those of you wondering why it’s american, it’s COLOR, rather than the colour that british people spell)
i wonder what state your brain is iin
pain is near orgy. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT
too bad it isn’t Boggle. you could get so much more out of it with boggle. like “gore”. it’s always fun to gore your mom.
Oh, those halcyon days of youth, where does the time go.
#149
play is there too Ô_ô