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For those that dare…
There is a guy at the end ready to catch you. So, really, why should it be about courage?
That’s just an alligator in disguise…
Win.
hi, alligator! *waves*
its people like you that make this a crappy site
Why’s that wayne (w/ a small ‘w’)? For referring to a previous FAIL regarding handicapped mobility, the exact subject of this FAIL? Or how about by adding humor and brightening the day of Sara J among possibly others? Get lost, troll.
Brightened my day
*hugs*
And I’m grateful, I’m having an operation tomorrow and I’m nervous
You OK?
Yeah, it’s nothing remotely serious. I’m just nervous ’cause I’ve never had a general anaesthetic before. And I hate hospitals
I’ve had a few surgeries myself, not with general anaesthetic, but still. I hope all goes well.
Thanks *hugs*
*sends dove to Avis*
*hugs*
*snert*
Good lark, sis.
*snork*
Loz, sweets, I have had more surgeries than I can count on two hands, all of which have been with General Anesthesia (a relative of yours, Admiral?). I’ve survived them all…I’m sure you’ll be just fine.
*gooses Loz*
Oh yeah, I forgot he was Admiral’s cousin! (Tell him to go easy on me, Admiral?
)
Thanks, Dragon. I should be grateful that I’ve lasted this long in life without needing one until now.
No fear there…Loz’s wit and charm are inoperable.
Erm…that came out wrong. They operate just fine, they just can’t be surgically…um…
Oh, shit, you know what I mean.
Loz’s wit and charm are indestructible and irremovable.
Aww, you guys!
*wipes a tear*
Have fun, Loz! You’ll do great. General anesthesia is hilarious… just wait until they start to put you under and talk to you to so they know when you’re out… you won’t be able to control the silliness that will come out of your mouth.
It’s like that with whatever they gave me, after the procedure, I told the orderly ( who btw managed to hit every single corner and what was in the hallway) that I would never, ever get into a car with him.
I, apparently, once had an entire conversation with myself (out loud, of course) about “fuzzy mammories” and sang, “MAAAAAAAAM-reeeeees…light the corners of my miiiiiiiiiiiind!” for the anesthesiologist.
I had woken up halfway through my procedure, and they asked me how i was. i told them that I was fine, it might as well have been someone else’s face they were working on. They gave me more of whatever it was.
Part of me thinks it’s even funnier that I wasn’t even having surgery on said mammories.
Were those misty, water coolered, mammories?
That IS funny. My guess is you were punning.
MOI???
Perish the thought.
Here’s thinking of you kid.
We’ll always have perish.
As long as it’s not tomorrow’s “surgery fail” you got nothing to worry about.
Two dollars it is
That was really tasteless.
Thanks. I am a cruel bastard. Sorry
Well, you’re half right in any case.
Glad to hear it is not serious. I’ve had one with general (burst triple A) and the only problem I had with it is that it takes a long time to completely leave your system. It took weeks before I had all my strength back. But I was under a long time for a life threatening procedure, you should be fine.
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Good luck tomorrow.
I don’t think mine will be very long at all. Thanks, that’s reassuring
Just want it to be over!
*HUGS HUGS HUGS!*
Awww. *pats*
Eh, anaesthetic isn’t too bad. Weird dreams, though, if you remember them.
Wait.
You’ve probably already had the operation by now. Auto-fail.
For you to make a comment like that, you must have visited this site many times. So, if you think this is a crappy site, then why do you come here and read the comments? That must mean you like crap. You like crap? Eat it.
Lol
u don’t c it in this pic, but there’s an archer at the top of the stairs just waiting
not necessarely a fail, the picture never shows steps. Could be a ramp with steps in the middle for the people who push the wheelchair. I have seen that a lot.
OR, it could be just a straight drop down! Wheeeee!!!
And I have seen funny monkeys a lot. But this is not a funny monkey.
i think it is a pickle…:-(
SPORK!
ah, sporks. the most awsomely named kitchen utensil
Yeah I thought of that too. But I must admit that it looks pretty steep to be a ramp..
Maybe it’s for those who want to become handicapped.
wow, awesome planning to already have the wheelchair……..
We have other ways…
Ramps as steep as that would still be a fail, barring rocket packs.
Welcome to the handicapped roller-coaster of fun
WHEEEEE!!!!!
damn, was about to say the same thing!
*qstring**num*-
Pardon?
another day of grueling training for the MURDERBALL crew
i may be parapaligic (SP) but i ain’t no p*ssy!
murderball rocks
I’m pretty sure it rolled.
Indeed.
Quite.
Indoubly
In–what??
Gah ….. Indobably. British wording
Still not sure what you’re trying to say.
I think he is referring to my avatar. Not sure.
*snert*
Yup.
Indubitably-Undoubtedly; unquestionably; in a manner to remove all doubt.
The fishes are a-bitin’ today.
Thank you
Intripley
Nice place to live I hear.
If you like maniacal dictatorships.
True. Canada is worse…..
At least Canada doesn’t have a gap-toothed, goat-roping,
interbred hillbilly as president
Again True and who else?
Bureaucrat. :p
life fail =]
Darwin WIN
nasty WIN^^
lulz
That’s why there’s two handrails…someone in a wheelchair can use both handrails to guide their chair down, even over steps.
This fail is a fail!
You’ve obviously never had to use a wheelchair. Even with the handles to “guide their chair down” there is NO way you could get a chair down those steps. Unless you do what I did a few times: get out of your chair, sit on the ground, fold your chair up, lay it in front of you, hold onto it with one hand and scoot your ass down the steps. When you reach the ground level, you unfold your chair, haul yourself back into it (hoping you remembered to set the brakes), ignore the folks staring at the show and go your merry way.
This fail is right on.
I wouldn’t get too upset, we all fail here. This is failblog. Post meaningless, banal, sometimes amusing comments, sometimes at the expense of others and move on
Maybe it’s Jus’ Mee…
really? re-think that please
*masturbates while waiting for someone to construct a lift*
Seriousity fail…
I agree. x_X
Vocabulary fail…
Maybe he should expand his vobabulary.
*call Dragonwriter for help*
*puts on professor cap*
“Seriousity” is not a word.
It should be “seriousitude”.
…Woops. Wrong hat.
That was the juses cap, duh!
As an English major, I admire you, Dragonwriter. :p
for other languages, we use the bible babel fish xD
HTML
FAILWIN!Time to ROLL down these stairs!
Praised be stupidity for giving us so many things to laugh at.
It looks kinda like a escalator, maybe it lowers the wheelchair? Anyone see?
Look at the arrows.
my father’s penis in bigger than yours
immaculate conception?
more like inconceivable idiot
inseminated zealot?
inscrutable hanger-on?
inadequate messiah
insufferable moron.
inconsolable reject.
insufficient intelligence.
incompetent failure
“in bigger” ass of the dumb form
infunny neologism
Inept imbecile.
Nimrodic moron.
^ babe, it’s got to start with “I”
(I wonder how you spell “^” …?)
I wonder how you spell “carrot”, bunneh. So did that start with “I” enough for yo??
No, that would be a dingleberry.
I should hope so. My father’s dead.
blaspheamer
your soul will burn in the eternal fires of hell
more likely, you’ll just get burned on failblog lol
that is the trump taj in atlantic city and why have i never noticed that
Because you’ve been too busy disregarding capital letters and punctuation?
Good eye. That’s exactly where I took this picture.
HI
Comment fail?
Maybe it’s just me.. but this looks like a photoshop job to me. Someone changed the arrow on the right side in photoshop.
I assure you this was not photoshoped. I took the photo at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City. The two signs really do point down the stairs.
nesting is back
best monday gift ever
You’re a day or two late!
you are correct, that is why i said best monday gift ever…..i only go on at work
no internet in the great abstract palace
zomg, how do you live? *overreacts*
well, it sucks when i want to go somewhere and can’t use mapquest….
and when i want to look something up realy fast, look for phone#’s, or talk to my awesome frineds on failblog
You can only find such awesome frineds on failblog!
Funny…I only get off at work.
…
Oh, that is SO sad. And wrong. And sad.
*masturbates*
*works it*
“Let me hear you scream if you want some more
Like ahh
Push it, Push it
Watch me work it
I’m perfect”
Feeling a bit bored, Ms. Dilly-Pickle?
Do you ever sleep Dragonwriter, or do you have some sort of cerebral implant?
Heeee…I’m a night person. This is when I write.
Fortunately, I get to sleep in the mornings!
Too bad in a way. The implant idea had a decided sci-fi interest to it. Are you noveling again? How do you concentrate on your writing and think up pithy remarks and observations?
Goodnight Dragonwriter. Bonne écriture.
Oh yes, coyote…always noveling! And I’m always looking for stories and inspiration…you’d be surprised how much I find here.
*hugs*
G’night.
*heads of to bed*
Maybe that platform about midway down is a platform that acts like a elevator, but diagonal. I’ve seen those, but most have guardrails.
Nope. If that was the case, the handrails wouldn’t be horizontal at that point.
I think these stairs were made for HandyMan. Like he always said, “Never underestimate the power of the handycapped!”
Ouch, that looks painful. They should put some cushions at the bottom.
C’mon Ganny!!! Use that upper body strength!!
MOVE IT!
MOVE IT!!
FYI – it’s most likely a stair lift – a platform that resides at the bottom when not in use. Mostly used in ADA retrofit situations.
Darwinism at its finest…
fat people-YAY ELEVATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone else-yay elevator!!!!!
Thus the unused stairs…….except by that one guy………that poor lost soul..
I think my FAIL is that I can’t imagine any way that this might be a mistake! Could management be trying to send a message?
I’m just sayin’.
#150
Thats not so strange, i push handicapped people down the stairs all the time.