Comments on: Trampoline Fail http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:52:47 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Interneta pieslēgums http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-633145 Interneta pieslēgums Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:51:46 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-633145 the fastest sex change ever the fastest sex change ever

]]> By: Matt http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-531691 Matt Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:52:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-531691 just the title of this makes me laugh :3 just the title of this makes me laugh :3

]]> By: R http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-519448 R Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:27:11 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-519448 to Quote Maxwell Smart , "Missed it by that much!" to Quote Maxwell Smart , “Missed it by that much!”

]]> By: Elvis http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-482112 Elvis Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:21:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-482112 he's dead +_+ he’s dead +_+

]]> By: kittehkitteh http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-444048 kittehkitteh Sat, 30 May 2009 16:29:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-444048 rofl oh so true, that poor guy.....got fixed by a trampoline... rofl oh so true, that poor guy…..got fixed by a trampoline…

]]> By: thephantombloggerstrikes http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-434168 thephantombloggerstrikes Sat, 23 May 2009 18:16:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-434168 Unbelievable! The French Judge only gave him a 3.5 so his bronze medal hope is all but gone. What a shame, the last to perform is Jean Pierre. All he needs to to do is stay on the apparatus and he takes the bronze. #151 Unbelievable! The French Judge only gave him a 3.5 so his bronze medal hope is all but gone. What a shame, the last to perform is Jean Pierre. All he needs to to do is stay on the apparatus and he takes the bronze.

#151

]]> By: Streak115 http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-370696 Streak115 Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:28:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-370696 Having children fail. Having children fail.

]]> By: no u http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-369806 no u Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:44:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-369806 ... a deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot the two dead boys. … a deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and shot the two dead boys.

]]> By: no u http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-369783 no u Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:30:11 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-369783 *prick it parts :) *prick it parts :)

]]> By: no u http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-369775 no u Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:25:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-369775 Actually, if you read these comments CLOSER, you'd know that Raelalt already covered this, quoting directly from the "Darwin Awards website" -- that you apparently missed. Actually, if you read these comments CLOSER, you’d know that Raelalt already covered this, quoting directly from the “Darwin Awards website” — that you apparently missed.

]]> By: Alysia http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-362692 Alysia Thu, 09 Apr 2009 05:13:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-362692 Who would be able to get up after that?! Who would be able to get up after that?!

]]> By: one_tarheelfan http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-285673 one_tarheelfan Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:57:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-285673 Hey, do you know the guy on the skateboard? He's a nutless dumbass also. Hey, do you know the guy on the skateboard? He’s a nutless dumbass also.

]]> By: basement cats ssistent http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-226445 basement cats ssistent Thu, 01 Jan 2009 17:07:35 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-226445 basement cat belivs u make a gud lolz!!!! he usd deh littr box rite after he red it!! basement cat belivs u make a gud lolz!!!! he usd deh littr box rite after he red it!!

]]> By: Pawii http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-216498 Pawii Sun, 21 Dec 2008 23:03:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-216498 yaay! smashed balls! yaay! smashed balls!

]]> By: :) http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-185520 :) Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:40:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-185520 NO BABY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO BABY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Joey http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-160517 Joey Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:13:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-160517 Damn, he'll be sterile for quite some time! Damn, he’ll be sterile for quite some time!

]]> By: Kara http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-135545 Kara Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:48:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-135545 Oh man. He's not having kids. Oh man.
He’s not having kids.

]]> By: random fact nazi http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-123443 random fact nazi Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:02:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-123443 No, actually. If you read the qualifications CLOSER, you'd know that a Darwin Award requires the recipient to be "unable to pass on their genes" and thus removing themselves from the gene pool. That means death OR losing the ability to have children by doing something stupid, explaining all the "Living Darwin Awards" that you apparently missed. No, actually. If you read the qualifications CLOSER, you’d know that a Darwin Award requires the recipient to be “unable to pass on their genes” and thus removing themselves from the gene pool. That means death OR losing the ability to have children by doing something stupid, explaining all the “Living Darwin Awards” that you apparently missed.

]]> By: Dehsart http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103504 Dehsart Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:37:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103504 lol mr sausage u should try skiing( hands on both sides going up and down) one time .........lmao lol mr sausage u should try skiing( hands on both sides going up and down) one time ………lmao

]]> By: fuzz on the concept http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103468 fuzz on the concept Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:53:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103468 Ingenious en langues doublés. ↑ Ingenious en langues doublés. ↑

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103467 Avis Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:51:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103467 No, but thank you for the offer. I'm not sure I would make the best mom. No, but thank you for the offer. I’m not sure I would make the best mom.

]]> By: Guy Over Yonder http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103466 Guy Over Yonder Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:50:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103466 That's what she said! That’s what she said!

]]> By: Guy Over Yonder http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103465 Guy Over Yonder Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:50:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103465 That's a lot of staples. That’s a lot of staples.

]]> By: annabellie79 http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103463 annabellie79 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:47:32 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103463 You can have one of mine if you would like...I tried to get rid of them on Craigslist, but no one bid... You can have one of mine if you would like…I tried to get rid of them on Craigslist, but no one bid…

]]> By: NiMip http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103462 NiMip Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:46:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103462 Thank you for saying 'almost'. I swear no woman will ever know the feeling of being hit in the nads. At least child birth has an upside: the child. Thank you for saying ‘almost’. I swear no woman will ever know the feeling of being hit in the nads. At least child birth has an upside: the child.

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103461 Avis Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:43:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103461 Well it appears annabelie has had enough of 'em for me. She can make up for the ones I won't. Well it appears annabelie has had enough of ‘em for me. She can make up for the ones I won’t.

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103460 Admiral Apparent Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:39:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103460 His father was a mudder. His mother was a mudder. His father was a mudder. His mother was a mudder.

]]> By: mergaloki http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103459 mergaloki Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:38:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103459 Birth is never pretty. It is kinda slimy, bloody, smelly and really makes you wanna take a nap. Birth is never pretty. It is kinda slimy, bloody, smelly and really makes you wanna take a nap.

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103457 Avis Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:32:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103457 So glad I will never do that. You're not painting a pretty picture here. So glad I will never do that. You’re not painting a pretty picture here.

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103456 Admiral Apparent Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:31:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103456 Entendrenue ↑ Entendrenue ↑

]]> By: annabellie79 http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103455 annabellie79 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:30:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103455 I think the epidural should begin at the first positive pregnancy test and be removed at High School graduation. I think the epidural should begin at the first positive pregnancy test and be removed at High School graduation.

]]> By: mergaloki http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103450 mergaloki Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:26:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103450 ...then take care of it after 52 hours of labor, 2nd degree tear and a broken tail bone, then tell ME about pain. The epidural only lasts until the baby is out. …then take care of it after 52 hours of labor, 2nd degree tear and a broken tail bone, then tell ME about pain. The epidural only lasts until the baby is out.

]]> By: annabellie79 http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103448 annabellie79 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:22:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103448 I take that back, I don't actually want to SEE it, I just want to know it happened ;) I take that back, I don’t actually want to SEE it, I just want to know it happened ;)

]]> By: annabellie79 http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103445 annabellie79 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:20:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103445 I want to see a man pass an 8lb 5oz kidney stone. I want to see a man pass an 8lb 5oz kidney stone.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103443 Dragonwriter Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:13:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103443 I understand that, cali. My comment stemmed from the fact that the whole "first" thing has been going on for so long that John's question seemed to indicate that he doesn't actually spend much time here. But there are plenty of "about the fails" here for you to read! :) I understand that, cali. My comment stemmed from the fact that the whole “first” thing has been going on for so long that John’s question seemed to indicate that he doesn’t actually spend much time here. But there are plenty of “about the fails” here for you to read! :)

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103440 Avis Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:07:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103440 Then only read about the fails. It should only take a word or two to figure out if the comment is about the fail. Also, please, you have to think this is better than all the FIRST and masturbates comments. Then only read about the fails. It should only take a word or two to figure out if the comment is about the fail. Also, please, you have to think this is better than all the FIRST and masturbates comments.

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103437 Avis Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:03:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103437 Taste like Skittles? Taste like Skittles?

]]> By: caligirl http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103436 caligirl Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:03:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103436 While I see the points of the two of you. I do read about half the stuff on here and I'd really rather hear about the fails. Like... "Omfg I think if he didn't break his pelvis his nuts are at least gone." While I see the points of the two of you. I do read about half the stuff on here and I’d really rather hear about the fails.

Like…

“Omfg I think if he didn’t break his pelvis his nuts are at least gone.”

]]> By: Sara J http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103434 Sara J Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:01:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103434 *drinks a rainbow* A delicious, delicious government conspiracy! *drinks a rainbow*
A delicious, delicious government conspiracy!

]]> By: Whisper http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103433 Whisper Tue, 16 Sep 2008 02:00:59 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103433 It’s a good thing I can’t read, I’m sure I was bound to make that same mistake eventually It’s a good thing I can’t read, I’m sure I was bound to make that same mistake eventually

]]> By: mergaloki http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103431 mergaloki Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:54:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103431 Childbirth and kidney stone? You go through all the pain of delivery -but you never have to take care of a kidney stone after all the pain. Childbirth and kidney stone? You go through all the pain of delivery -but you never have to take care of a kidney stone after all the pain.

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103430 Avis Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:53:46 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103430 I suspect you are correct. I suspect you are correct.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103429 Dragonwriter Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:50:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103429 I don't think John's actually been <i>reading</i> this blog... I don’t think John’s actually been reading this blog…

]]> By: annabellie79 http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103427 annabellie79 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:49:19 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103427 I have heard that also. My husband tried to tell me that broken bones hurt more than childbirth...untill I offered to break four of his bones to compare to the four children I birthed. He backed off. I have heard that also. My husband tried to tell me that broken bones hurt more than childbirth…untill I offered to break four of his bones to compare to the four children I birthed. He backed off.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103424 Dragonwriter Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:47:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103424 But...but the rainbows are a government conspiracy! But…but the rainbows are a government conspiracy!

]]> By: annabellie79 http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103423 annabellie79 Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:47:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103423 I labored out four children (one without any drugs of any kind) and remember it quiet clearly as anything BUT rainbows and sunshine and puppies. But, SaraJ, you will do just fine. I recommend drugs, and plenty of them. As many as they will give you. As often as they will give them to you. For as long as they will give them to you. I labored out four children (one without any drugs of any kind) and remember it quiet clearly as anything BUT rainbows and sunshine and puppies.
But, SaraJ, you will do just fine. I recommend drugs, and plenty of them. As many as they will give you. As often as they will give them to you. For as long as they will give them to you.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103422 Dragonwriter Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:47:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103422 I thought only women had vag issues... :p And I've heard the two experiences are fairly comparable, as far as pain is concerned. I thought only women had vag issues… :p

And I’ve heard the two experiences are fairly comparable, as far as pain is concerned.

]]> By: Avis http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103420 Avis Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:43:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103420 We did comment on the fail, a few times. We move on in conversation, as conversations are wont to do. We did comment on the fail, a few times. We move on in conversation, as conversations are wont to do.

]]> By: jagjdlk http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103419 jagjdlk Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:41:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103419 like your mom like your mom

]]> By: John http://failblog.org/2008/09/15/trampoline-fail/#comment-103418 John Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:41:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4547#comment-103418 When did commenting start being about getting the first one and stop being about the goddamn subject? Seriously, pay attention. Do you dudes have down syndrome? Trampoline fails are always so painful... xD When did commenting start being about getting the first one and stop being about the goddamn subject?

Seriously, pay attention. Do you dudes have down syndrome?

Trampoline fails are always so painful… xD

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