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First
fail!!
3rd!
That was easy.
Staple’s Business Depot:
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Stupid poster saying “first”? Check
Another poster trying to spoil his/her fun? Check
Poster masturbating? Check (see avalokiteshvara below)
Moron of a poster saying “second”? Check (see fREEZE below)
All checks passed: failblog entry verified
No! Does not pass.
moron poster claiming “Photoshopped”. NOT Checked
but, i hate that moron
and:
“That’s what she said”
“You stupid Americans”
“You stupid Europeans”
“First!” somewhere in the middle of the page
“You’re so gay”
Grammar police
Also, “that’s so oold”.
I think loufail has finally created the Failblog security system: The real failures are FIRSTS, SECONDS and *masturbators*.
You just described Thanksgiving dinner at my house.
That’s funny!
epic fail!
i wish he made hte jump, he would have been rocketed into the neighbors yard
There was another one of a kind who bounced up and got his leg stuck in a basketball hoop. But watching this…it just makes my testicles want to hide.
That’s what your girlfriend says.
I don’t understand why you douchebags feel the need to announce that, seeing as it’s perfectly obvious to us that you’re first. However, in terms of IQ I’m pretty sure you’re dead last.
They announce it so that douchebags like you will respond to them like you just did.
Your douchbaggary is perpetuating the very thing you despise!
*Clasps hands together*
Irony at its best!
(Oh… rhetorical you say?)
how do you change your avatar?
*blank, noobie stare*
Gravatar dot com, it takes some time, so be patient.
*masturbates first!*
i dont think he’ll be doing that for quite some time…
You don’t think he’ll be doing that for quite some time?? Orly why++
Methinks he qualifies for the Darwin Awards, seeing as he won’t be able to reproduce again.
To qualify for the Darwin Awards you must competly remove yourself from the gene pool. Not just your balls.
Doesn’t that do it rather effectively?
Burn of the week. A most excellent series of comments!
I don’t think he will do *it* ever again after that crash. May need to go in to have the rest of his transformation taken care of surgically.
This is a quote from the Darwin Awards site:
“The Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives.”
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Nothing about the removal of balls.
Are you suggesting that he could participate in the gene pool without them?
He could make a clone of himself.
It’s actually just the ability to procreate. Check out the Darwin award site. If not an award, it’s definately an honorably mention.
From the Darwin Awards website:
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The candidate must remove herself from the gene pool.
The prime tenet of the Darwin Awards is that we are celebrating the self-removal of incompetent genetic material from the human race. Therefore, the potential winner must be deceased, or at least incapable of reproducing. The traditional method is death. However, an occasional rebel opts for sterilization, which allows her more time to enjoy the dubious notoriety of winning a Darwin Award.
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Therefore Floof of Doom would be correct if said trampoline jumper was actually permanently sterilized by his misadventure.
I’m still worried about the potential for cloning — I say we nuke the entire backyard. It’s the only way to be sure.
They can bill me.
I’m sorry but the bird pun thread is down the hall and two doors to the left.
We sorta pigeon-holed it for a while anyway.
Auk, but it was such a Lark!
aye, it is possible to become permanently sterile from complications from such an impact
Haha. Don’t you mean MISS-adventure? Pretty sure he missed his
landing target of mattresses and sofa cushions. A NASA engineer he is not.
not true, the winner a few years ago castrated himself by washing his balls in a golf ball washer
*faints yet again
*me too
Nope, you can get an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards for removing your ability to reproduce.
no worries, i thought it was an awesome comment
Just watching this clip makes your dick hurt doesn’t it? No..? Noone else felt that..? Ouch..
I don’t have the requisite parts and that still made me cringe.
Regardless of your genital configuration, that’s still going to hurt!
Not if you were Iron Man!
(Sorry, I just watched it and it’s all I can think about.)
or super man
having ur balls stuck in one of those springs would hurt……….
*faints
farts
*farts louder*
hehe
Shouldn’t you little farts be in school?
*Farts*
*Eats year’s supply of baked beans and burritos*
*runs for gasmasks*
Too late!
*Moments later, massive explosion heard.*
That was NOT nice!!
indeed, avis, it was not
well at least it beats masturbating to the 10 second previews huh?
Not really. Masturbating to this did not work for me.