Tasty Fail
“I think the text got cut off and it’s supposed to be ‘butter, water,’” suggests submitter Kiwi Lemons.
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HMMM, you know thats good butt water
Not that cheap butt water which tastes like shit?
my cat has a really bad case of butt-water right now.
Worst fail ever
I don’t know about the fail, but the comments are on track to be among the worst ever on failblog. Unfortunately, I didn’t make the “clever people” list, so I guess it’s up to the likes of Loz, Dragonwriter, fuzz on the concept, et al to redeem this comments page.
I think it’s a lost cause, blue
The troll who called us “witty people” was a douche who should not be taken seriously.
Then I still have a chance of getting to hang out with the smart kids?
Well you can hang with me any time
*hugs* And I’m sure the others he mentioned feel the same.
I’m stalking you, Loz…
What a boring life you must have!
Yep, hang out anytime! But the like Loz said, don’t take trolls seriously.
Agreed! You’ve made me lol more than once, blue, so if it makes you feel any better, you’re on MY clever person list.
Did you make that swastika avatar yourself? Out of butt water, like the originals?
Oh sorry but, I think there may be nuts in your butt water
hmm.. yummeh??
I suspect they had to add this tasty butt water to mask the taste of BHA, diglycerides, lactylate and reduced iron.
So I am not sure if this qualifies as a FAIL (What I am sure is that if I want a cake, I will wait to my birthday and hope my grandma still remembers how to cook)
I saw one on Jay Leno once that was this exact same thing except it said “butt honey”.
Honey = butt water from bees. (Not Boo-bees, though.)
Milk = butt water from boo-bees?
ooh! I can do that!! Great party trick!!
*ahem*…I prefer a different definition of honey, theng-kew-veddy-much.
*winks at the Admiral*
Actually watching Leno? Fail.
Hm. So you spend all your time on this site and then criticize me for watching Leno. Fail indeed.
Oh, go watch Conan.
a barbaric suggestion
You mean, the water that pours out of my azz when I get enemaz?
Now I get it.
Butt water, the new High fructose corn syrup.
I actually googled “butt-water” and found a wonderful device that helps collect it, but I can’t post the link. It’s both very funny and disturbing, and on a site calles gearfuse.
Yummy, sounds like diarrhea.
Usually ingredients are listed in quantity order so since this is the last ingredient before the topping, there’ll be very little in it. Not enough to get worked up about. Just enjoy the cake, damnit.
Yeah, and the main ingredient is sugar. The true American way!
Hmm, I don’t want to argue because I completely agree with this stereotype…but you Brits eat more chocolate than anyone in the world…and I cried the first time I went into a grocery store there because I was vegan and couldn’t eat, every aisle was full of chocolate, pork, sugar, and alcohol. But yes, yes, we’re fat, it’s actually true.
Sounds like an amazing shop!
We Americans invented chocolate covered bacon. Enough said.
Okay, I’ve heard of bacon vodka and bacon ice cream
But chocolate covered bacon?
I’m a little ashamed about living here now :[
It is actually very tasty. Unfortunately it is also quite expensive. Think about $8 for a regular sized bar.
Bacon ice cream? I think the Canadians have the market on that one.
I was at what I guess is the biggest ice cream store in the world in Vancouver… they had something like 168 homemade flavors, including bacon, brussels sprouts, liver and onions, and other tasty offerings. I stuck with lavender. It wasn’t bad!
Bacon Vodka makes fantastic Bloody Marys. You can coat the rim with bacon salt for extra bacon-y goodness.
Bacon salt?
*arteries spontaneously clog*
Haha! Well the Scots invented the battered mars bar… you guys can’t be blamed for that one.
The thought of chocolate-coated bacon makes me want to vomit.
Oh, thank God. I thought we invented that one, and I was just about to share it. Maybe the Scots invented it, but WE were the ones that made whole restaurants dedicated to batter-dipped and deep-fried food… including fried Mars bars and fried Snickers and fried peanut butter cups for dessert. Classy!
It’s more like a chocolate bar with little chunks of bacon in it. And chunks of sea salt. Made with really high quality chocolate.
Sorry for using the word “chunks”
*retches a little*
Maybe the Scots didn’t invent it then… but they’re the ones who claim it as a ‘national delicacy’. Hah.
‘Scuse me a moment…
*has a spontaneous heart attack from merely reading this thread*
I’ve never heard fried Mars bars associated with
any peoples other then the Scots (but then I don’t get out
much). I turned down the chance for one in Edinburgh,
and have not regretted that decision yet.
Ditto, I felt obliged to try one in Edinburgh but I just couldn’t bring myself to lower my life-expectancy so dramatically with one bite.
The Scots have not only deep-fried Mars bars, but deep-fried PIZZA. I did not partake.
No kidding. I felt my arteries harden just by walking into the cafe.
I prefer chocolate strawberries from a Dilettantessen.
*feeds one to fuzzy*
*steals one and runs… rather, waddles… away*
^ soon to be tottering from her delicatessen condition
You Tolkien’ to me?
I always thought us Scots did the deep-fried Mars Bar first. We do deep-fried Creme Eggs. Actually, anything you want, we’ll shove it in the deep-fat frier. The spongier the better
Well I guess it beats having to eat haggis.
Amen.
Oh deep-fried everything is big now a days.
Deep fried Twinkies is the one thing that makes me feel ill merely from the sound of it.
I’ll stick to the classics, thanks
(Sara, though, will gobble most everything up, with her little butterball in the oven.)
Yes, I’m Tolkien’ to you, hobbletin’ gobbler.
Deep-fried haggis.
Ohhhh yes!!!
You never know, that might actually make it palatable.
This little gobbler’s a real yam.
Nuts and gum, together at last!
I suggest we put Monkey Magic in charge of marketing.
“Just enjoy it, damn it!”
Great slogan
It’s no “let them eat cake,” though.
I accept the position.
The advert would have a child reading the ingredient list and saying, “butt water??” and the mum saying, “stop your whining and eat your damn cake or there’ll be no Jeremy Kyle watching for you today!”