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“I think the text got cut off and it’s supposed to be ‘butter, water,’” suggests submitter Kiwi Lemons.

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  1. Mr. Dino says:

    hurray

    • Mike says:

      In actuality this picture is just cut off. It doesn’t say “butt water” but, rather, something like “Buttered water” or some other word beginning with “butt”. Don’t believe me? Check the other words…

      Emulsif = Emulsified
      Produ = Product

      So really, it seems you guys are the ones failing for not understanding the simplicity of this so-called “fail”

  2. Slim Shammy says:

    HMMM, you know thats good butt water

  3. Noone says:

    Worst fail ever

  4. Slim Shammy says:

    Oh sorry but, I think there may be nuts in your butt water

    • Mr. Dino says:

      hmm.. yummeh??

    • loufail says:

      I suspect they had to add this tasty butt water to mask the taste of BHA, diglycerides, lactylate and reduced iron.
      So I am not sure if this qualifies as a FAIL (What I am sure is that if I want a cake, I will wait to my birthday and hope my grandma still remembers how to cook)

  5. matt says:

    I saw one on Jay Leno once that was this exact same thing except it said “butt honey”.

  6. Juasman says:

    You mean, the water that pours out of my azz when I get enemaz?

    Now I get it.

  7. rwaelde says:

    Butt water, the new High fructose corn syrup.

    • fluffy says:

      I actually googled “butt-water” and found a wonderful device that helps collect it, but I can’t post the link. It’s both very funny and disturbing, and on a site calles gearfuse.

  8. Rdog says:

    Yummy, sounds like diarrhea.

  9. Monkey Magic says:

    Usually ingredients are listed in quantity order so since this is the last ingredient before the topping, there’ll be very little in it. Not enough to get worked up about. Just enjoy the cake, damnit.

  10. Phaet says:

    One of those gay products I guess

  11. Loz says:

    The whole list is just as disturbing as the butt water! Whatever happened to cakes made from flour, eggs, butter and sugar?
    You can shove your “artificial sodium steakoyl lactylate” and your “propylene glycol monoester”.

  12. jesus christ says:

    failblog chuj
    wozi gnoj
    na gumowych taczkach
    pije pali
    konia wali
    w dupie ma robaczka

  13. izzyboy says:

    It’s been ages since I’ve had me some good ol’fashioned butt water.

  14. State Your Name says:

    “Also processes prod[ucts] containing peanuts and other nuts.”
    Holy crap… What “other nuts” are these people putting in their cakes?

  15. Biff says:

    Most products these days are made with reclaimed city water… so I guess you could call it “butt water”.

    • raelalt says:

      Tell me what city you are from so I never go there. In all others (USAian anyway) it is illegal to use reclaimed water as potable and can only be used for irrigation.

      • Biff says:

        Happens all over the USA. It’s called “Unplanned Indirect Potable Use”. Most cities, especially the big ones, get some if not all their water from rivers. These same cities dump their treated water, and often completely untreated water during floods, right back in the same river. That means that everybody down river is drinking their waste. So, unless you are the first city on the river you’re not safe from this. My town used to pull the water from the river, but after several years
        of people becoming ill from upstream waste they constructed large wells that now provide the cities water.

        • raelalt says:

          We (California) get our water from reservoirs whose feeder streams and rivers are closely monitored.

        • Biff says:

          I should mention that a couple dozen cities, at least two major, downstream still pull their water from this river, and my town still dumps their waste in it. That river eventually dumps into the Ohio river. From which even more cities pull water, and contribute waste. Of course a lot more waste filled rivers also dump into the Ohio then just my towns. Then it all goes to the Mississippi where nearly a third of the country gets their water.

        • Kerfuffle Monger says:

          UIPU?

  16. Abacus Maximus says:

    hooray for butt-water? i have personally expended butt-water, and it was not pleasant coming out, so why would i wish to eat something with butt-water in it? although this does raise interesting question, such as how well would something bake when baked with butt-water? hmmmmmm…..

  17. Пендосы сакс! says:

    what should u do, to become water out ur butt?

  18. fokker says:

    mmh. Topped with GOATSE!

  19. Moonie says:

    I think I’d be more frightened of the fact that propylene glycol=ANTIFREEZE. Butt water, tasty or no, is the least of my personal worries with this “confection.”

  20. Avis says:

    What kind of cake is this anyway? I can’t make out the words behind the caption.

  21. thepowerofblue says:

    A cake made with butt water? Let’s hope this cake IS a lie.

  22. Eric says:

    So incredibly obvious that someone took that picture specifically to highlight that exact break in the text .. it did not get cut off, they only took a picture of the left hand side of it.

  23. Snarg says:

    I remember that episode of South Park.
    Anal toothbrush fail!

  24. Kerfuffle Monger says:

    You know if you’re bulimic and you take too many laxatives you get butt water.

    • izzyboy says:

      Actually, I think that’s called flaming butt pee. You also get that if you stop eating food in favor of only drinking booze.

  25. LB says:

    Well, I gues there’s this one….click name.

  26. lexicalsanctuary says:

    I have crackers with “butt flavor” listed as an ingredient. They were the nastiest crackers ever.

  27. ibmetom says:

    Has me thinking about cracked wheat flour now.

  28. Rafael Garcai-Irvine says:

    You dumb shit. Buttered water? WTF?

  29. Anon says:

    watch out…it may contain nuts too.

  30. salma says:

    what?

  31. salma says:

    what im confused?
    see more pwn and owned pictures

  32. prodigy says:

    butt-er? o.O



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