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sort of a big solid bag then?
I’m wondering what’s in this “box”. Looks like some sort of trouser-press, and it’s apparently expandable! Genius idea…
I think there is a mime inside.
C’mon, don’t you recognize a transmogrifier when you see one?
What? A transformer that transforms in a box???
So thats why it says it’s no actual box ^^,
haha calvin and hobbes WIN!
Calvin and Hobbs WIN
Calvin & Hobbes reference win! You are the MAN!
too many replies stating the same thing=fail
+1. Especially as they were all late after it happened below! Reading fails all around.
Solid Snake is in the box.
ORLY?
(^I had to reply to that, and that was all I could think to say. Don’t kill me. XD)
snake?… snake!… snaaaaaaaakkkkeee!!!!!!!
*gun shots*
im shure the gun shots would come BEFORE “snake?… snake!… snaaaaaaaakkkkeee!!!!!!!”
A big solid bag…
Could some sort of snake fit inside?
THE BOX IS A LIE!
Thinking outside the box WIN!
It’s actually a bin.
No, it’s a pipe.
Damn you! It takes me a minute to remember how to say “box”… anyway. N’est-ce pas un boîte.
And it was worth the wait…
Schroedinger meets Magritte…
Hehe, I roffled.
you should clean that up
IS there a cat? And are we sure it is a cat?
It’s not an actual cat
But what if we look inside to see?
There is no inside. It’s not an actual box.
Oh yeah. I sorta forgot that. But….. what is it then?
mobius cardboard
Like Fuzz’s belt? Cool.
Fuzz’s belt is cardboard? Like his mailbox?
Yes. Like his mailbox, if there were a cat in it.
There’s a cat in a Möbius strip?
Not an actual cat.
Ce n’est pas un chat. Cette une dessin d’un chat.
*strips*
Have you any shame, fuzz?
*Covers eyes*
WooHoo!! Yeah Baby!!
“I am nowhere a somewhatness for any one, and nowhere for me is there a somewhatness of any one.”
~ Visuddhi Magga
fuzz, you’re lucky lolz likes you
Surely Loz?
I’d worry about what she thinks of YOU, since you keep misspelling her name.
wait… what.. we’re not watching fuzz strip?
oh, we’re watching.
how do you stuff dollar bills down his mobius thong?
*feels free*
you cannot actually see, whether or not it is a box, but in the moment the photo was taken, it symbolized both the box and the not-box. it is the superposition of the box/not-box.
Yeah, chez always seems to have problems with my name. Three little letters.
I don’t even get his/her point about me liking fuzz…
(I think it was the plethora of non-words and your twitchy red pen…)
Oh, haha. Well no one would dare correct fuzz, it’s nothing to do with liking him or not! (Although I do, of course, have a fondness for the fuzzness.)
… especially when he’s offering a direct quotation of scripture regarding the inherent insubstantiality of any compounded existents beneath the clothing of our fuzzily constructed concepts. _(
)_
The cat is a lie.
No, it’s a series of tubes.
Where does the cat fit in?
cat? :-/
So no-one has let the cat out of the basket yet?
Nope. And we’re all going to hell in a handbag.
I can hardly contain myself!
don’t forget a fan
*purses lips in exasperation*
*clutches Avis while laughing uncontrollably*
*totes Dragon around*
*pokes Avis*
I wonder how long we can carry-on?
Dunno. But did you see the purse Loz is carrying around??
I really wanna haversack.
(Okay, I didn’t know how to do that one without sound dirty…)
That might satchel back a bit.
*pouches*
Wallets not gonna be cheap!
These puns are getting so sporran-dic, I can hardly keep track of them anymore.
I have no idea what you just said, but just in Case, I’ll reply.
???
This is reticule-ous.
I think we lost one. It’s a shame, ’cause we can usually pack ‘em in.
I’ll stop if you will.
Deal.
*hug*
*hug*
That WAS fun though.
It would be easier if I had a thesaurus or knew of one on-line. It’s not all that easy to just come up with them.
Google thesaurus. I’m sure you can find one.
I do like the fact that I can keep up without one.
LOL. I love you guys. Dragon, you can havemysack anytime
I especially liked the sporran reference, haha.
Sporran and reticule? Lauds a mercy, Dragon.
Lauds a mercy, dilly?
Hey! Hey…..come on
Hey! Hey….he’s tight…out of sight…
Come on. Hey! Hey!
It ain’t no drag –
Papa’s gotta brand new bag!
*screams*
Does Papa have a new Prada bag?
*screams*
*throws grapes into Fuzz’s open mouth*
Targeting practice… wonderful.
I hope you peeled them!
Of course… only the best for Fuzz.
Of course its all well and good until someone loses an eye….
….then it’s just fun.
How about some water?
How about some “Butt-Water”?
Previous fail reference win?
ur a dumbass
not first.
Honesty win.
SO photoshopped… Not even funny…
The Symphoney Orchestra is photoshopped?
They’re so phoney, they don’t even play their instruments!
Gah! Being corrected on Failblog is a worse fate than death!
*Hangs head in shame*
*kills* you should thank me for that^^
That’s what’s being implied. The Symphoney Orchestra was all orchestrated as a hoax.
Yes it is photoshopped, but those stickers do exist
Do they really? What are they used for?
They’re used by terrorists when they plant bombs in boxes and put them on planes.
Shouldn’t they say “not an actual bomb”?
No more than this should say “Not an actual reply”.
Believe me–it was NOT photoshopped. I’m the one who photographed it. It was an order I’d placed online for luggage. The illustration of the luggage on the box was different than the luggage I ordered and received. After puzzling about it, I decided that maybe the sticker was supposed to be telling the warehouse workers that what was pictured on the box was not what was in the box. My family had a great laugh over it, and I thought I’d share the humor.
I didn’t realise luggage could be used as a synonym for suitcase. Thank you, I feel smarter!
Great job at not reading.
It’s a box with a suitcase inside. So yeah.
It’s a time machine!
If this is a Calvin and Hobbes reference, I love you.
I thought it was a transmogrifier.
It goes “boink!”.
I thought the cloning machine went “boink!”.
and the cloning machine is on its side.
the transmogrifier is upside down silly
It’s just a jump to the left.
*boinks Loz*
I don’t usually do this but since lolz in involved: *masturbates*
Now, now; this is unacceptable behavior from a computer psychologist. Get in the box.
Don’t mind if i do! lube anyone?
stfu
otfd
zxcv
hufd
bjrn
look! i can post random 4 letter combinations too!
that was ópen the f***ing door actually
um, dude, xyz
samr is a little random letter generator
dile is a f*cking genius, and when I say genius, I mean a lot of f*n
f*n right, dude.
it means shut the f*** up
juses f*n christ…I don’t think samr could get a clue during clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if he smeared his body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
I like Clue
Okay…that one actually made me laugh. Point to you.
Case and point.
I feel like I’m listening to an Ozzy Osbourne conversation!
I think you should really watch your f*cking mouths. Swearing is f*cking bad.
hypocrite
That’s it. This is an emergency case for the Institute for the Humor Impaired.
*dials 999*
Hello?
Is it me you’re looking for? I can see it in your eyes
Holy f*ckin’ j*ses, samr is tainting our pretty failblog!
I now have conflicting and awful earworms. This is not good.
867-5309
cum on eileen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ7yPbi-vOI
AARRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!
*brain asplodes*
I’m not clicking on Fuzz’ link, but I have a feeling I’d be rolling if I did.
fuzz, you are a cruel and sadistic person.
*takes stand and makes concessions –*
It’s just fuzz with S & M taped on his concept
And a step to the right.
Dr Who had to downsize his tardis
… self-fail
Too bad I’m no longer ReTARDIS or this would be a WIN for me!
Well omg and bless my bone, ReTRAD got herself a ReTRED.
Zorb
how did this get to the front page?
baahh
Humbug, Mr. Scrooge?
Duh, it’s made in china. obvious fail.
What have you got against China? A decade ago they probably made everything in your house.
well, put it this way: some governments regulate business to ensure quality. China’s government makes sure none of the good stuff leaves its borders.
And your government doesn’t regulate everything it imports from China, either.
precisely. Bush and Hu are made for each other. We’ll boot ours out and hopefully theirs will be victims of their own policies.
we may, and we may not boot ours out. We might be bringing another one in.
Well, Loz, I don’t mean to be anti-Chinese, but their products *are* a bit dodgy. In Japan, some people almost died from poisoned frozen food products made in China. Toys from China have high lead in them, and sandals give you rashes.
Sandals give you rashes? I’ve never had a sandal-rash… do you by any chance have a foot-fetish?
I think (and hope) the rash was on his foot.
I know a box when I see one.
are you sure?
And you, sir, are no box.
This sounds really dirty to me…
“Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher. The tires popped, and the shocks broke, but that truck kept bouncing. Some say it bounced clean over the moon, but whoever says that is a goddamn liar.”
~ Jack Handy
I’m afraid of clowns. I think this goes back to that time when I was little and went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
that’s not what your woman said….
… it just plays one on T.V.
haha! excellent.
It’s obviously a roflcopter that goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
My fists will go WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP if you don’t shut up.
Why so serious?
May contain: SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
Looks like an actual box to me.
It’s a transformer…. you cant see it?
No, because they’re more than meets the eye.
I can’t believe it’s not box!! wow… that came out wrong….
Visual illusion. Will get you every time.
lol someone could just stick that sticker on the box…
They can’t if it’s not an actual box…
Wait, didn’t they?? Actually?
*sticks*
(oops, this was not may actual fake name)
*noms fuzz’s plume”
(lol … that tickles me … but don’t let mergaloki catch you talking like that!)
Who is nomin’ da plumes around here? Dragon?
*runs away to lolcats, (oh there’s a lot a cats there) runs back, hides behind screen and watches*
Isn’t a cat in a box kinda redundant? And physically impossible?
I just don’t know — some mobius yabyumyoniyogi partners are pretty amazing.
*noms yums*
you may, actually.
Can I June as well?
Sorry NOvember.
*springs eternal*
they do realize it’s photoshopped, right? they didn’t even bother to warp the text..
I know what this is:
Box 2
may contain Snake.
No it’s not a box that means it’s Raiden
It’s always incredible to see what humans are about to create.
Perhaps this box is the key to all secrets in the universe!
Epic imagination win!
There are actually two boxes, each containing a parallel universe, and if you look inside one of them while you’re supposed to be guarding it, you fall into the other and find out your double is there, but her hair is red instead of purple. And your robot is gold. And then you pull the boxes inside one another, restore the equilibrium, and keep the resulting box next to the couch.
“Bite my shiny metal ass!”
Futurama reference WIN
Are both these universes in my fingernail?
To see a World in a Grain of Sand
And a Heaven in a Wild Flower,
Hold Infinity on a nail of your hand
And Eternity in an hour.
~ Willaim Blake [mostly]; “Auguries of [Mostly] Innocence”
I think that if humans realise the meaning of the box, it will collapse and a new one will arise in its place.
Unless the Vogons destroy it first to build a super highway.
Hell’s Bells!
As long as they’re not reading poetry to me.
But Vogon poetry is the most beautiful in the universe!
Read me the one about the green armpit putty again…pleeeeeease??
I can’t, the pages are too sticky :s
Oh freddled gruntbuggling,
Thy nacturations are to me
As plurdled grabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my footing turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly binglewurgles,
For otherwise, I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don’t!
Why, that ’twas brilliant, and …
.
the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
You’re cute for a frumious Bandersnatch.
*vorpals a little*
*chortles*
My all time favorite poem!!!
that ’twas brillig.
O frabjous day!
calooh, callay!!
::glundercrowtches::
Is it just me or does that “not an actual box” sign look fake?
It looks like not an actual box sign to me.
This comment was just an win
so it’s not an actual “not an actual box” sticker?
I also think it’s fake ;p
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT STICKER!
Apparently, the quantity is one Police Constable.
Or one Politically Correct.
And one Postal Code.
Palin?
Her daughter, you mean.
pragmatic, not pregnant. and even if it were, Palin is a surname and would be her daughter’s too. you fail.
I failed once. You have failed three times in one comment to capitalise.
I never capitalize on the misfortunes of others. Spot the fail in both our comments.
*lip sticks*
Note that she is expandable.
Well, I guess Jack finally went crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one’s faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko…
Stargate?
Forever
failblog chuj
wozi gnoj
na gumowych taczkach
pije pali
konia wali
w dupie ma robaczka
wow, jesus really doesn’t speak english! O.O
…so how did he write the bible, idiot?
ouch…
Actually, Jesus didn’t write the bible. It was written after his death.
English wasn’t around yet.
samr gets one Common Sense point. The bible was originally in Hebrew. The King James version is the one we all know.
One quote I love about the bible: “Its the longest science fiction book in history!”
longest sci-fi-zombie book in history.
And jam-packed with sex, violence and treachery.
Actually, the New Testament was originally written in Greek.
And things like, “Be kind to one another.”
And, “Be silent and know that which is divine.”
Well, in actuality (because I didn;t want to start a second post with “actually) each book was written separately. Matthew was written in Hebrew, mos of the rest were written in Greek, and they were all combined because of the Nicene Creed. So, yeah…
Aramaic, Greek, English, Gibberish…it’s fiction in any language.
*<3′s that which is before words*
samr officially wins the Dumbass Who Doesn’t Understand Any Joke award.
Not An Actual Sticker WIN
suckerpunch a bulldyke
hey LOZ! when did you put your house on the market?
Hey! You don’t insult Loz!
Not without a first aid kit handy, you don’t!
Nice one, Avis.
*Golf clap*
Her red pen is so much mightier than your puny little sword…
To correct or not to correct…
Oh, and if you remove the space between ‘pen’ and ‘is’…
*Childishly giggles*
grow up
Why spoil my fun? Fun-spoiler.
But is it stuck?
The ink in her red pen is the blood of those she has slain.
*licks nib*
mmmm…
i’ll do what i damn well please
I think that neatly summarises Bush’s policy on Iraq.
i feel sorry for anyone who actually believes that retraction palin did about the iraq war NOT being gods plan. i have to call bullsh*t. i saw the speech she gave in a church about it “being gods plan” kiss my ass you plastic witch.
*agrees with proteus despite his attempt to slander*
OMG I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A PLASTIC WITCH FOR HALLOWEEN! Does she have a bobble head?
Ask McCain.
Don’t forget your bullet-proof vest.
i think they are implying that the actual item is not this box and it is actually wrapped in a box type packaging, DON’T BE FOOLED! When i got packages it took me a hell of a long time to figure out that i must open it… would have saved me some time
This gets more mystifying the more I look at it…
a mystery wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a not actual box…
Seriously, did you read this? I can’t tell what the hell she’s talking about.
ok, seriously? I think she’s saying two things:
One is philosophical – the item pictured in this photo is not an actual box, but a wrapping around another item, which is the “real” box.
The second thing is a joke, saying that she herself has gotten packages which were wrapped in such box-like wrappings, and she didn’t know that she was supposed to open these box-like wrappings in order to get to the item inside.
Phewww.. hate ‘splaining jokes…
You’re creeping me out, too….and I guess humor fail for me, I was about to post it was brilliant, earlier, but lost my bearings.
no shiny presents?
*cries*
don’t cry, fuzzball. Your shiny presence is enough.
No shiny present, but here’s a really big not actual box for you to play in..
There sure was, but Failblog put a censor bar over that gal’s breasts, so now it’s like ok.
That isn’t a Winston Churchill quote about the Russians.
not an actual comment
No see when the guy mailed himself as a gift to his girlfriend he put that sticker on there so not to get stabbed with a butcher knife. Learning from Lou Reed song win!
*looks to take a walk on the wild sunny side of life*
And the coloured girls go
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)
Yeah, they doo that a lot.
Oh no you di’nt!
Obvious photoshop is very, very obvious.
Yes, obvious. too many authentic comments, IMO.
Not referring to you.
other side says “I”m not still bitter about you divorcing me after sleeping with my best friend. There is no bomb inside…just candy….delicious candy.”
looks like a photofail
the sign that says “Not an actual box” is photo shopped onto the picture. its too clean and too distinct to be real.
*hugs fellow Irishperson*
*hopes they’re actually Irish and not American*
*has nothing against Americans*
…
*is enjoying asterisks too much*
Can I borrow one? I missed one in another post.
i am most definitely Irish. born and raised in Ireland.
Then I welcome you with open arms, brother
At least they took care to cover up the “cover.”
coming from a web designer, that ‘not an actual box’ is photoshopped.
LAME FAIL.
This ‘box’ was also made in China. :O
Look out for lead.
FAKE fail
It’s not a box… it’s a 3.5 star resort for a homeless pigmy.
MSPAINTED. TSSS.
Not an actual repeat of a previous comment.
I guess it varies on your definition of box (Look up “box” on urbandictionary)
Yes, we are all aware of the other meaning of ‘box’.
Well I just thought I’d point it out. Plus there may be someone who isn’t.
Yo, jordan, look up “fail” while you’re it.
*at*
although it works as it is, too.
*tagged!*
“Let us what is IN the box!”
*lifts ‘box’*
“…. nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupid! You’re so STUPID!”
Is this a UHF reference? Bad-ass.
Yes it is!
LOOK!
It’s Not Photo Shopped!
I ran my Anti-Photoshop Algorithm on the picture using 17 different filters and by golly…
It’s just a stupid sticker on a damned box! The biggest Fail here is all of your——–
Never mind, continue arguing, being weird, odd and otherwise enjoying yourselves.
—
Carry On!
I agree. I tire of those who yell ‘photoshoped!’ at every opportunity.
Than stop submitting photoshoped shit and we won’t call you’re dumb ass on it.
That’s right, it’s NOT a box!!! You’re looking at a picture of a box. This is not a reply, it’s a picture of a reply created by your monitor. O_o o_O
I’ll bet there’s a d!ck in it.
A duck?
A dock? A deck?
oh my god. “cut a hole in the box, put your junk in that box…”
*sings Battle Hymn of the Republic*
Glory hole anyone?
hallelujah, you missed your cue
Chuck Norris-in-a-box! At last!
The box is a lie!
Obi-Wan: “This is not an actual box you’re looking for.”
Oh god that is so edited.
Umm… Why do I have a pink picture?
you have an automatically generated avatar. Go to gravatar dot com to make a custom one.
If the avatar fits…
It looks like a fake!
Better have used PS instead of Paint…
bucket of deciept!
I think the sign was taped over the CHECKbox to say it wasn’t an actual checkbox?
Very Magrittesque.
what the hell is in that box, it’s staining
This is not an actual comment
it is a box….
There is no spoon, there is no box, lol
what is it then?
Ceci n’est pas une pipe.
The first thing I thought about when seeing this post.
Please forgive me, Mr.Matisse.
Everyone! Look at the sticker that says this is not an actual box carefully. Doesn’t it kind of look like it was photo-shopped in? I think it does!
Its edited obviously…
sucks…:P
Edited much?
everything i know is a lie. lmao
THE BOX IS A LIE!
Misinformation
no no no its a ninja in disguise
This is not an actual comment.