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1. Intelligence fail
2. Individuality fail
3. Grammar fail
4. Vobabulary fail
Vocabulary?
Oh cool, a Dutch fail.
Dutch?
Are you druk?
Arrr yu?
*Puts notice-Only fail can post in this nest*
Druk enough to recognize Dutch text when I see it, you Deutsche-sounding name, you.
:’-(
no, I’m not dru(n)k
Wow. “Vobabulary”? Did you just make that word up?
He expanded his vobabulary.
He embiggened his vobabulary.
It’s a perfectly cromulent word.
Don’t feel discombobulated.
“Vobabulary”? Please explain, I’m not into pokemon.
its vocabulary for babies
…or for monkeys.
or for vobabulars
Maybe that’s what it was after the tower of Babel. Or Babylonians.
Reply to Eplekongen- Of course, it’s gotta be a new Pokemon, Babu, babu, Vobabulary!
Cromwell? *hides*
All’s well that Commonwealth’s.
Commonwealth schmommonwealth.
YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE THE WORLD’S BIGGEST EPIC WIN…RUN FOR PRIME MINISTER AND YOU HAVE MY VOTE..TRY TO REPLACE OBAMA, AND I KIIL YOU…
Vobabulary seems to describe the majority of prattle indemic in these blogs. Babble, babble, babble.
*endemic
Sorry, it’s not a common knowledge word and all, but just wanted to help you expand your vobabulary.
Bend over and I’ll show you endemic.
And you complain about our posts?
Actually, I wanted you to say that so I could respond
“No need to be pandemic.”
I’ll give you some vobabulary:
:mabstabates:
mobstabates – a mob gangsta taking time out to enjoy himself.
normanbates – a psycho taking time out to shower.
Masturbates- a time for masters to have fun
I have two masters, and had no fun reading this comment.
I have three degrees, and have no fun paying back my student loan.
i have no degree and have the same job as several people with degrees… not that that says a whole lot by itself, way back when i was a bike mechanic, i worked alongside a guy with a bachelors in english… but this time around my co-workers’ degrees are relevant to the job…
What is thy bidding my Master
THATS WHAT SHE SAID… WIN
Thank you.
Vobabulary, vobabulary, bo-bobabulary,
Banana-fana fo-fobabulary*
Fee-fi-mo-mobabulary
Vobabulary!
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*it’s simply faux-fabulous!
So it’s not fabulous at all, just faking it?
*cries*
*dries virtual tears* — don’t cry, dilly, there’s still hope faux you
How confabulatory!
If vobabulary is not a word, it should be.
*re-applies dillie’s make up mascara*
*Pulls fuzz’s pants down*
I’m not wasting my shit on you.
faux the win!
Yeah, with a big faux of SAUSAGE!!!!
Muhahahahahah
Faux real, sausage-in-you-little-boy?
You’ve just intimated that your phallus is faux and that you have no dick.
Clearly, there’s nothing unreal about your idiocy.
Did not,
is too…
wat je zegt ben je zelf, met je kont door de helft.
Your reply only shows you to have just half an ass to with your half a brain.
Your reply only exposes your incapability of reacting without making up some dumb analyses of the post your reacting on.
Allthough, I have to admit; the last one was kind of clever.
Stop whining dude
go wright a paper and turn it in you “A” student. get off the internet where spelling and grammer don’t matter. A quick thought conveied to those that wish to view it doesn’t need your approval. get a life that doesn’t suck.
*red pen quivers with excitement*
I have an extra gallon of ink here…you go have fun.
Just out of Curiosity, how old are the people on this site? I mean for the most part it’s funny, but some of these people start arguing like a couple of herons fighting over a turd in an irrigation canal.
It’s real cute when complete idiots try to use big words which they don’t know the meanings to, like anonymous adsf up here.
Little bitch :/
quivers with exitement?
…Yes, because we all know that spending all your time on the internet talking crap is a much more worthwhile life. And since when was being an ‘A’ student a bad thing? Oh, sorry, I forgot: intelligence is not cool. Succeeding in life isn’t cool. Oh well.
Oddly enough, despite all the fails, it was not a translation fail, I might not be able to actually read dutch, however, I don’t think “rode” would translate to “blue” it would be too weird if it did.
But it could also be just a design fail, really depends on which of the two where really first, just like: “what came first, the chicken or the egg?”
You’re right rode doesnt mean blue… I am dutch and the actual translation would be: “Push on the red button of your choice”
Wait that means it is still a translation fail… they forgot to say “on”
I know a little bit of German and in a VERY round about way, most languages are similar, so it doesn’t really matter mostly what language you’re coming from, you should be able to tell the rode can’t be blue at all.
Jerone, remember one thing when it comes to translations, no matter what language something it’s from, almost 100% of the time, you won’t get the translation you should, so to accommodate to what it should be, it needs to be tweaked a little bit so that it makes the most sense for the people that insist on being literal from the language, in this case it would be English. So yes, the translation is a little off, but it’s so that it is in our grammar and what ever else, but now I don’t care because I’m gone for bed. Gute Nacht for anyone that knows any German (yes I know that the little accent marks are most likely missing, however, I don’t care.)
err… wat is a vobabulary????
Invert Colors Win. You’re all retarded.
Youjustfailedbigtime ^.
While inverting the colors cannot work (I mean… just invert them back, it’s definitely not real), it could be a false color program, which would work very well with the grayscale wall and plate the buttons are on.
Or somebody forgot some English vocabulary.
Tis a Red vs Blue reference, not fail. Obviously Sarge switched out the sign so that no one would push the blue buttons, and walk all the way to the other base and press the red ones, thus scoring him points in the war on buttons. (I bet it’ll be season 7 =))
First!
Not so much, no.
Oh no you’ve said so much … that’s no you in the corner.
Damn! Now, what did I do with my religion…?
Here, use my spotlight.
I have another embarrassing story. Tonight in work Shiny Happy People came on the radio and I thought of Failblog again.
Let’s hold hands in the spotlight.
Wait, though, I am trying to keep an eye on you…are you laughing, singing, trying?
I’m trying to shine.
Oh, she can be very trying…
*ducks and runs*
*cries alone*
Oh stop. You know I love you and was just going for the pun.
*gives Loz a cookie*
Bend 0ver and I’ll show you going for the pun-ani…
(finds a camera)
(lolicons wont stack below this level)
google them
*nosebleeds*
How can you be alone if we are both here in the spotlight? You know, losing our religions…
It musn’t be my religion I’m losing, as I didn’t have one to start with.
I wonder what it is that I’m losing?
Your mind?? Your Sanity?? Your spare cash?? Your inhibitions??
(Delete as applicable)
I-I think I just lost my religion.
*cries*
Crying?
*masturbates while eating grilled cheese*
>-O
Look in the bottle?
*tips glass and toes to intoxicanting altitudes*
oh I get it. You tried to be first and when you weren’t you just attacked the actual first thread. haha, you get a sad man award, and a personality fail:)
Double first fail. Two fails for the price of one.
Second, btw.
“Second, btw”? I’s confusion.
Actually, you’re third.
^^Maturity FAIL
and… er… where’s the red button? :-\ Accurate description FAIL
…
That’s why it’s a fail…
Am I missing something here?
not at all, I was actually commenting on the picture… I know it’s a strange concept on here XD
Oh, you must be the new Captain Obvious.
Here to save the day from his nemesis, the wicked Dr. Obfustication.
I’m sure I speak for all of us when I say thank you for your timely intervention, Captain.
I love this “obfustication.” It’s nearly impossible to pronounce.
Not to mention hard to spell.
lets put it in a spelling bee
I’m going to put you somewhere worse than a spelling bee if you don’t stop going in after the fact and posting adolescent replies to the end of every nest!
Every adolescent reply at the end of this comment wont nest!
I mean it this time!
Rebel without a nest.
For a sponge, you don’t suck up knowledge at a very quick rate… Suck, however, you do.
red? blue? who cares…. only ultraman care about blue/red button… ^___^
McCarthy cares about red and blue too.
All politicians do, actually.
I have never been a member of the red or blue party.
Me neither. I find the “red or blue” party to be too indecisive.
Ultraman had a limited variety of attacks. Why did he always waste his energy with the attack that didn’t work, only to have to fly off to recharge? This troubled me as a little boy. “Do the other one!”
Are you sure there isn’t a red button? How do you know the camera wasn’t color blind? You people are so insensitive.
It’s from the bomb disposal team.
Damn, must scroll all the way through before writing (see below)
Sign written by a color-blind man.
never hire a colorblind electrician
Also never hire a color blind bomb technician.
“Red, no blue! AAAAAAGGHHHHH…”
Push the blue button? THEY’RE ALL BLUE! ….. dear lord that was terrible.
they did something like that on TV:
-cut the red wire
-they’re all yellow
“they”? “on TV”? How cryptic.
What is that device?
Willy Wonka’s lift/elevator, perhaps?
no
♫
Come with me and you’ll be
In a world of pure obfustication
♫
some kind of crude selection device to allow some instructions to be read out to the user in their choice of language
Ah. Makes sense. “NL” for Dutch, “GB” for English, “D” for German, and “F” for French. I get it.
*golf clap*
That seems to be going around. Some antibiotics should clear it up.
Certainly not as bad as tennis crabs.
Badminton syphilis is the worst.
Yea, shuttlecock chancre — do not want!
um, no… hockey AIDS is deadly… look at all that blood on the ice
That’s not blood. It’s lipstick.
Sarah? That you?
Oink.
It’s a language selector, presumably in a museum. Press the appropiate button and you get a bit text in the language of your choice, in this case either Dutch, English, German or French.
NESTING IS BACK!!!!
Can’t sneak anything past you.
Governmental control win? This is how they get you to make their choices. It does tell you to push the red button of YOUR choice. So choose wisely.
Seems to be a voting device for the euro lot. Holland, Britain, Germany and France. Elitist gits!! wot about the rest of the euro trash countries?
We don’t care about the rest of them
I thik the perso who desigd this sig was druk.
Ids nod a big druk, ids a series uf doobs.
no more taquila for you
WIN
Oh shit, *hic*, I left out an “e”.
*hic*
You left out an-e WHAT?
Was that “n” “e” you left out?
*needs a drink too…is feeling particularly picked on today*
I’d give you one, but I don’t think fuzz left out an-e booze for us.
The big druk.
Ah, but there’s no absence of absinthe, my fairily demented inspirations, with which to quill your literary thirsts.
*toasts, toes and kisses*
Well thak you an-e ways.
arggh… nohbdy tricked me!!!
The perso who desigd this sig iznt as thik as yu druk he iz.
in communist russia, button chooses you
I hope a horrible industrial accident involving your genitalia occurs in the next few hours.
In Soviet Russia, that might happen.
I really lol-ed one that one.
it’s in Soviet Russia
Thus quoth the raven, “Nederlands more.”
’tis the failblog, nothing more
“Neo, Push the red button, you see how far the rabbit hole goes and become a complete Bamf, Push the blue button, you turn into my bitch.”
“I don’t see any red button”
Blue it is then my boy!!
*poof*
hay
umm, this will sound really stupid, but, wheres the fail?
Well, I guess that if you’re colorblind you won’t see the fail.
The sign says to push the red button of your choice, but all the buttons are blue.
Don’t worry, I’m sure there has been a moment for every FAIL Blog reader whereby they miss a fail. Even the great RogueThree & BondFan.
Wow…that horse just doesn’t get any deader when you keep kicking it, does it?
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”
Was the person saying that being sarcastic?
No, horses don’t get “deader” when you keep kicking them, because they are already dead.
C’mon, Dr. Does-Little. Finish the quote.
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence”
Now there’s a quote of a different complexion.
Do not tangle with Dragon, she’ll roast you.
And things get really hot when she coils and curves.
I didn’t quote the other half, as I don’t think it’s correct.
And that, children, is how laws get passed!
No, it is how you get a journalism degree.
Well, that explains the state of our media today.
Hah, is that critique of the media I hear?
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No? Oh, well that is sad …
Lawls!
Oh, laws-a-mercy…!
She’s a real fire-breather.
You can’t win, Doc. If you strike her down, she will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Maybe she should brush her teeth more often.
“Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup”
and then eat you
*starts chant*
FOOOM-age! FOOM-age! FOOM-age!
*gets burned instead because dragons don’t take requests*
Ouchies…that plan sure backfired.
I think Wilde was being sarcastic. Irony lost?
Considered to be vastly superior to the follow-up, Irony Regained.
“Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.”
Not any ‘deader’ but definately more tender.
Haha! BTW, can everyone who can’t spell please get Mozilla Firefox, download UK or US dictionary, right-click on the textbox, and select ‘Check Spelling’.
*rolls eyes*
dead /dɛd/ adjective, -er, -est, noun, adverb
–adjective
1. no longer living; deprived of life: dead people; dead flowers; dead animals.
2. brain-dead.
3. not endowed with life; inanimate: dead stones.
4. resembling death; deathlike: a dead sleep; a dead faint.
Pay special attention to definition 2…and check your facts before you presume to “correct” someone.
I was referring to:
“Not any ‘deader’ but >>>definately<<< more tender.”
Perhaps you should pay more attention.
I was referring to the fact that you and mergaloki put “deader” in quotation marks in your response to me, indicating that you felt that I had used this word wrong in some way.
You got me all right, and I thought I had you pinned!
Who’d have thunk it, ‘deader’ is actually in the dictionary.
it’ thought not thunk
it’ intentional idit’
hey! my s vanished
soooo boring… nice private conversation corner:P
I hate to take Doc’s side, but I think he was talking about “definately”.
I burned Dragonwriter, HUZZAH!
I will now end my reign of cynicism, sarcasm, and plain negativity.
Wow. So by losing, we won…
LOL — a comment full of win from Rogue.
I’m sorry, when did your reign begin?
Shhh
let him/her have his/her moment… OF FAIL
Promises, promises.
Scrap that, I didn’t get the burn.
I am cognizant, however, of the compliment you paid me. So thank you for that.
My apologees to your stunning intelligence.
*tips hat*
I usually scribble so no one can read my spelling, but it is just so hard to scribble here.
Stunning intelligence? That can only be achieved by RogueThree and BondFan.
Ahhhhhh! Someones gonna say dead horse again!
*runs away afraid, tail feathers still smoking*
Dammit. Now mergaloki is beating it.
No, just in my pond, cooling the feathers and waiting for the rain to end.
ew. I turned a little pink, sorry.
oops, might be from the john waters.
Would explain the color and the fabulous design…
or, could be having female trouble…
sounds Divine
moment of silence
Great, now I’m having RHPS songs running through my head.
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that Rock and Roll,
sorry I thought I was divine…
That’s a dirty shame.
Aw, I like clean shame.
*washes up for some divine dirty dancing*
I see fishnet stockings!
fuzz is my time-warp buddy
Time warp! It’s just a jump to the left.
But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you off trek.
*the greenness would hit me and the birds would be calling*
…and a step to the rii-ii-iii-iii-ght…
What does this have to do with a bunch of blue buttons?
Well, I guess that if you’re humor blind you won’t see your fail.
I’ve gone humor blind!
*puts hands on hips*
sorry. I’m just going to sit in the corner now
Do you want a hat?
shoowiee! … that comment’s got a shape of wizardry; my hat’s off to mergaloki.
Do you like my hat?
*fits*
That’s me in the corner, losing my dignity (in this hat).
Thou last great prophet of tautology:
Even I, a dunce of more renown than they,
Was sent before but to prepare thy way …
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~ Dryden, “Mac Flecknoe”
get off
^ appears to be one of those of less renown
I am not a dead horse, Dragon. I’m not sure Mister Bond is either.
Despite your foray into zombie-hood last night? I’m glad to hear it!
‘E’s not dead yet!
No, but I thought ‘e’ was missing earlier.
‘Ope, ‘e found ‘em…but not “n” yet. “N” is still o’ the loose. Wreakig havoc ad causig mahem.
*seize ahem!*
*grabs a ham, looks aroud puzzled*
LEGGO OF MAHAM! … before I wreak havoc upon your skirtishness.
*goes to mixalot of drinkies*
*drops ham* ahem.
It’s not a skirt, it’s tail feathers.
*raises glass to a hem*
*… and bows to boas*
Why are you on the floor?
Just having a very short constriction fit.
(Just don’t accuse me of looking up … ahem.)
And where’s my drink? If I have to see a fit like that at least give me a drink.
*wings at mergaloki pinking, offers absinthe for a delightfully colorful impression and nothing Toulouse*
How did I again miss the drinks?
But le track.
American or European absinthe?
Offers a glass full of green stuff to anna…
I am fairyly certain it does not matter the origin of the drink, only that it is shared and consumed in good faith and friendship. In which case, I thank you for whatever it is I am about to drink…finally.
*drinks*
Holy shit, do I really come across as stuffy and pretentious as sounded in that last posting?
ah, wormwood vs no wormwood, definItely a difference. But, a little insanity among friends is always worth it…
No. Actually, it sounded as if you were already a little bit druk.
*as I sounded*
I must find a good China Resturant, my vowels are sticking…
No, if no one offered me a drink, I would be demonstrative (scribble scribble because I am not using spellcheck) in attitude.
Wll thnk y bth…dmn t!!! whr s th cnnd r? wh mstrbtd n m kbrd?
Ok, I think I am better now.
Well thank you both, Dragon for mixing a lot of drinks, and Mergaloki for…well…understanding.
It has definatly bin a wheely hard day. Mayhaps I should of stayed in bed.
I have faux american absinthe to make the heart grow truly fond, and real contemplative european Chartreuse for knowing all things divine. Both are vert good for finding ways to lose le track and have the spells.
Ooh, I am green with envy. Just don’t let my flattery jade your views of us Americans. We can be verde good people.
And we have good chrome-osomes.
I was going to abstain tonight but can’t…resist….pass the Chartreuse?
Gesundheit.
Spamalot
mendzel pendzel wciarz przeplata troche chuja troche lata
Jesus sucks
butterycornholetatooine?
Uh, I’ll take the purple pill called Nexium.
My stomach hurts.
Should’ve taken the blue pill, dude.
Except all the pills are red.
Nice one.
Where’s neo
whose neo
button, button, who’s got the button
Me!
If you’re that color-blind, you may want to consider your career options a liiittle more carefully….
Wow……
.woW…… sı ɯoW uʍop ǝpısdn ɹnoʎ
rrrrrrrrrr…..
*sǝıɹɔ*
I see what you did there.
me to
ƃuoɹʍ “ooʇ” pǝןןǝds noʎ
’sɐɯ ou ‘ʎǝɥ
soe what
how do you do that any way
First, you have to not be a failure. So… sorry.
yeah,how did you come up with the upside-down “d”?
it’s called a p
wooooow, hooooow brilliant!!!!! OMG!!!!! You are soooooo clever!!!!!!
OMG! lack of gravity type!
Someone ground down proteus.
These are grave times.
where’s the cemetary
I don’t know, but the cemetery is right over there *points*
Ask not for whom the belle points, she points for thee.
Does no else care that there are two ROWS of non-red buttons from which to choose? Upper? Lower? I am pondering.
no, no one even cares
who wants an extra ‘even’?
where is the PANIC button???? AAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
found it
It’s like the cold intro of that episode of family guy where Meg is supposed to cut the blue wire but they’re all blue.
Brrrrrrr.
Grrr Brrrrr is baby food talk.
The quality of your mercy is not strain’d.
But it is well apportioned.
You are not shy, though you hide behind those beautiful locks of hair.
First!
FAIL!
image : adjustments : hue/saturation : reds : +180
upload to failblog
be pleased with self
wonder what’s the point, though, really…
Not FAIL, but FAKE
The original’s picture’s hue has been modified, i just tried to set it back on photoshop > ctrl+U then push the first bar to the left end, and the red buttons are back…
maybe i’m being picky, but it spoils the fun when it’s so oubviously a fraud
You *do* get that if you adjust the hue from blue to red, blue turns red *whether or not* the image had already been doctored, right? The fact that you were able to adjust the image to turn it red doesn’t mean that the original was red. Maybe it’s fake, maybe not. but you haven’t really proven anything.
The translators are definitely good at both English en Dutch, there isn’t any translation fail!
dude, the buttons are blue
Oh rilie?
It’s quite possible that all the red buttons have been pressed already in quick succession – thus, turning them blue.
Like in an elevator.
Though I do admit, listening to four languages at once might be a little head-hurting.
I think this is in the Sex Museum in Amsterdam… where the giant story-telling roll is. Can anyone confirm?
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dutch is SO funny!
if you know german you’ll know what i mean
he cools dutch, i’m dutch. we know how to fail to:)
I was kind of waiting for a Dutch fail to show up.
But didn’t expect there’d really be one. When I’m outside, I always try to find them, but when I see one by accident I’m not carrying a camera with me.
(Saw one yesterday: a brand that was called ‘BJ’… something.)
did he die?
im pretty sure thats in the sex museum in amsterdam!
It wouldn’t help the colorblind either way