Goolie, you have contributed nothing except fail. If you are going to behave this way, at least make your avatar reflect how retarded you are. Oh wait. . .
XD I can do that one-eye-crossed thing too! Except I can also make one eye go in and one eye go down! (Practice a bit, if you can cross one eye at a time, you can do this too, it just takes a bit of time.)
The costs of production may not be negligible, but no cost is passed on to the consumers
Assuming most pple here are consumers, it becomes defined as free
Oh don’t worry, I have come to realise you are quite intelligent. When you want to be :p I didn’t mean I’d have to dumb down, just that I can no longer masturbate over you without being called a paedo.
It’s not a competition or anything, so why do you accuse me of cheating? Besides, how can I ignore you if you use an insult with my name?
And please capitalise.
A’ight, I’ll go slow with you…
You would not notice that he was insulting you with your name. That is because you were ignoring him, so you would not see what he wrote – since… You were ignoring him.
There, you killed a joke, happy now?
Let’s not pull anymore innocent jokes into this, okey?
I love these self appointed content moderators who think that:
1) Their opinions hold sway
2) Their opinions are important.
3) Being moral douches in a blog dedicated to FAIL is “good times”
I love these ignorant, humor-impaired idiots who think that just because they communicate on an online forum they have license to abandon all vestiges of courtesy, respect, and good taste.
Hey, don’t get me wrong, I love those Pierogies! Potato-filled, though. Besides, there were not scores of polack jokes created for no reason. Stereotypes are based on truth.
I laugh when I see evangelical Christians ’speaking in tongues’, where they just make gibberish sounds and look like they’re suffocating.
Do they really think that’s what ’speaking in tongues’ means? Lol.
Yeah, they do.
.
There are many forms of ecstatic transport, from shamanic trance to tantric kundalini to pentacostal rapture. The theologies and vocabularies differ and can be off-putting or even silly. But the underlying experiences and neurological processes are powerful events — better than sex by a long ways.
.
If you’ve never known real ecstatic transport, you don’t understand what you don’t know.
But you see kids as young as 6 doing it, and I’m not in a position to judge but it does seem like they just do it because everyone else is. Maybe seeing the documentary Jesus Camp just made me very disillusioned with the whole thing.
And do they not do it in reference to the ’speaking in tongues’ mentioned in the bible? Which did not mean speaking gibberish?
It’s a complex issue needing nuance, and TMI’s previous post is over-general. Fuzz himself, for one, has direct experience with shamanic ecstasy, Buddhist jhanas, and kundalini states, but not with Pentecostal speaking in tongues (he is acquainted, however, with several Pentecostalists who do).
.
And errors are made on both sides of the issue. People who know nothing about it make false attributions; sometimes those are unrealistically reverent, but more often they are mistakenly dismissive. And some people who do have such experiences can make nutty conclusions about their meaning and purpose, especially under the influence of dogmatic group-think (and sometimes they’re just out and out deluded about having had any ecstatic experience).
.
Authentic ecstatic experience, though, is a distinct reality and an altogether amazing occurrence.
.
And yes, the term “speaking in tongues” comes from the Christian testament description of an event at Pentecost where a group of persons of mixed backgrounds and languages purportedly found themselves in a state of amazing ability to commune with, understand, and experience joy with each other (in the book of Acts). Who knows now what specifics that event really entailed.
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[Fuzz also happens to have some experience with seizures and knows those to be an experience different from raptures.]
That might make sense. Perhaps they actually are speaking other languages but we just can’t decipher what they are.
Pass the invisible scissors and I’ll cut their tongues out. Best thing for humanity.
There are OTHER uses for pictures than to cover with overtly obvious and annoyingly large text, and then have a bunch of bored office workers and school kids laugh at them because they’re so stupid.
Really? Amazing, and to think, all this time I thought London was in France…hmmm, I wonder where Paris is? And you say the Pope is CATHOLIC too? Wow, I learn something new every day.
Just don’t like me too much. I am still a little freaked out to find you are only 14…for goodness sakes, does your mother know you talk like this? If you were MY kid, I would never let you so blatantly misspell words and use such atrocious grammar…:)
his manner of speech is what should have given away his approximate age long ago. But unless you read the posts above, you probobly are completely wrong about my age.
I fear my age is showing…While I am no longer a teenager, and therefore excused my erroneous ways, I am also not “thirtysomething” and henceforth not as knowledgable of the plethora of nuances inherently ENDEMIC of the English Language.
And as a woman I will not actually name my age, but am not quite blonde enough to think it is a secret either.
I do love learning from my mistakes though…
It’s not the first win… There was the kid looking up the tennis players dress, which was captioned “WIN!”, and I seem to remember a “Structural Integrity Win”, in which a building refused to be demolished.
Although, this could be a marketing fail because people cannot see what they are buying, so they don’t know if they’ve just bought air for 1.29 or not.
Why? People buy water “bottled at the source” for a great deal more than what tap water from their own faucets costs. It wouldn’t surprise me to know there is at least ONE person out there who thinks the “invisible” tape shown above is the next “it” thing to have.
I AM NOT-
Oh, sorry.
I am not a newcomer. I have spoken English for most of my life. How do you think I get about London? Speaking slowly will
a). Prove you are a tourist (even if you aren’t)
b). Make you look like a babbling moron.
I thought the spaces between the letters was what made it hard to read…the spaces between the words are somewhat necessary, as Loz so eloquently pointed out. Thank you Loz. How is your promotion in the Department of Reduncancy Department going for you. Do you enjoy your new position? Would you like us to continue to call you Captian Obvious? Or would you like Ms. Obvious?
*hopes everyone picks up the sarcasm intended for the children in the thread and does not believe me to be picking on Loz.*
Ugh, distention in the ranks…what is the government coming to these days? Captain Obvious is missing and we get stuck with a sub-par leader of the Grammar Nazis…Really, people, what is this world coming to?
Aha, a racist has finally come clean.
Proteus, I brand you a disgusting racist who has no right to insult my country or the cars my country makes. You sir should watch your own mouth.
Well…I’ve noticed that there have been a few malcontents with obvious feelings of inadequacy who feel the need to make themselves feel better by tearing
others down, but even more than that I’ve seen the many voices that have disagreed with them.
I think perhaps the good Dr. may have woken up on the wrong side of the bed today. He seems particularly prone to prattle and pervasive punishment for paltry sins.
Has anyone else noticed that Failblog has been extremely hostile towards us regulars these past couple days?
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yes i have
i know a little chinese, but i can’t read or write it unless it’s in pinyin.I personally think it’s really cool and easy to language to speak. but sorry, i know no japanese even though it an chinese are both beautiful languages
Can’t be accused of fradulant advertising.
Yeah, avoiding-a-lawsuit win!
Win-visible tape!
So…Mac can’t see it?
microsoft win!
Ye, nice win
QFT
Queen’s Film Theatre? Why do people keep mentioning it here? It’s not that good…
Loz, your comments bore me
*is enthralled*
Wow, what insight. Do continue, please!
Goolie, you have contributed nothing except fail. If you are going to behave this way, at least make your avatar reflect how retarded you are. Oh wait. . .
Retarded? Your avatar makes you look like you have down syndrome and you call ME retarded? Oh, the Irony….
Gee that’s not very nice
But it IS funny.
Funny = Win.
Win = Truth.
Truth = Pwnage.
So does that mean…
Funny = Pwnage?
indeed. kinda like when rape is not funny. except ur raping a clown. pwn/fun
When did it go from Down’s Syndrome to Down Syndrome?
When GoolieGooGoo was diagnosed.
He’s a fluffy duck!
i have the Up syndrome
Actually, Kerfluffy, I think it was Down Syndrome before Down’s Syndrome.
I dunno myself, I’m still staring at her avatar.
Comment win.
Bloody hell, how’d it go from “Fail”, to “Win”, to “Retard”, to “your a retard”, to “Down Syndrome”? You all have A.D.D.
Oh a weiner dog!
No, it was up’s syndrome first
It’s Downe Syndrome
How do you get a custom avatar anyway? :S
Go to gravatar dot com. It takes a few minutes.
(It will also take a little time to start showing up here once you’ve set it up.)
Yay, I got it to work!
Yonder’s Guyvater.
looks kinda furry …
maybe fuzzy and furry should sharpen their focus and cosplay somewhere
I tried to fix it, but I’ll have to wait until the old one expires. :/
please tell me fuzz isn’t a furry…
not into to furry lions,
i just likes blurry lines
Furry loins….?
*reads again*
Oh.
Really? I would never have thought it.
*crosses eyes at Loz*
*is jealous* I can’t cross my eyes
Me neither. It’s nice to meet a fellow non-eye-crosser.
I can also make one eye go straight and the other go crossed, and then reverse them. In other words, I can haz a Ph.D. and still look like a fool.
Dayum. Now that’s talent!
♪ Fool glorious fool,
What is there more handsome? ♪
XD I can do that one-eye-crossed thing too! Except I can also make one eye go in and one eye go down! (Practice a bit, if you can cross one eye at a time, you can do this too, it just takes a bit of time.)
Ahh… much better. My Shadow Gravatar looks much cleaner now.
funny
Proper punctuation fail.
No generic “first” win.
Yeah thats actually a win. It clearly states “invisible” tape.
quite ironic.
uh, yeah, ‘cos we didn’t get that from looking at the picture
WIN indeed!
At least it says what it is…
$1.29 for cardboard.
dude, didn’t you read? is $1.29 for invisible tape not just cardboard, the cardboard is a freebie!
How do you know where it is?
Did it say you can’t feel it?
No, you can see it, feel it nor taste it, but it says its there.
more to the point: how do you know where the end is? it’s tough enough with visible tape.
Free cardboard?!?!?! ZOMG that IS a win!
Comes with baby girls and chunks of concrete.
The cardboard isn’t free, anyone that has a knowledge of business will know that.
Good God ppl! it’s free cardboard PLUS INVISIBLE TAPE for $1.29 plus applicable taxes. that’s the entire point of it!
The costs of production may not be negligible, but no cost is passed on to the consumers
Assuming most pple here are consumers, it becomes defined as free
and various free items
1ST
wtf….1.29 I’d rather go buy regular tape. xD
fail
“First” is always a fail, whether true or not. Very not, in this case.
5th
Oh BondFan, dragging down the tone as always
How old are you, by the way?
I’m
*Whispering very quietly*
14…But don’t tell anyone!
You’re a child! I’ll have to watch what I say to you from now on…
Yes, but do not underestimate my intellect. I may be 14, but my thoughts go much above that age.
So there is no need of dumbing down. Like the BBC.
You’re british, aren’t you?
Yes…Is there a problem with that? Is it because I spell words right?
I thought you were Japanese, living in London?
So are you a 14-year-old with the intellect of a 30-40 year old?
Hey, I’m only seventeen, actually. Strange that Bondfan and I seem to outsmart a lot of the twentysomethings on this site.
Yeah, but we thirtysomethings still give you something to which you can aspire.
*winks at Loz*
Happy now???
Well done Dragon.
Can I aspire to your heights also? I feel you have much to teach me.
Correct use of punctuation would be a good place to start.
Well, annabellie…I AM very tall!
:p
Why wink at me? You have no idea what age I am
Oh I get the wink now, lol. And yes, it pleases me greatly
damn I knew i wasn’t the youngest on this site
lolz mudkipz
actually, you will learn that at your ages, you know nothing.
And hopefully in some-odd years you’ll realize and say:
I can’t believe I was that
And i know what my name says, I’m not stupid.
I didn’t notice any intellect from BondFan4518, I only noticed that he is arrogant.
Observation fail.
Who, me or RogueThree?
Thank you for proving my point for me.
Glad to be of assistance. I am not sure what I proved to you, but I am glad to help.
Dragonwriter: 2
DrDr: 0
If you didn’t realise that I knew who she was referring to, you fail.
Dragonwriter: 2
DrDr: -1
LOL score!!
DrDr doubled down
hey that’s me!!
but i still love you
It’s “correctly” moron, not “right”. English speaking coorect English FAIL!
I am half Japanese, half British. And you just cooed there. Are you a pigeon?
Garlis, when you are correcting someone on their misuse of
vocabulary it is wise to use spell check.
people that correct spellings and grammer on the internet is retarded!
mind your own business
Actually, unless it’s a site where that’s the norm, you should try to speak (or type) properly.
correct only has one o
Sam, dude, what are you doing?
That was pointed out, twice, 11 hours ago.
Most kids think like that.
Oh don’t worry, I have come to realise you are quite intelligent. When you want to be :p I didn’t mean I’d have to dumb down, just that I can no longer masturbate over you without being called a paedo.
Whoah Whoah! TMI, Loz!
Thank you. It is kind of you to call me clever.
*mastur…*
dammit.
lolz loz
salons talons
go ahead. do it
sam, go ahead, sftu.
hell yeah us 14 year olds gotta stick together
Hot Topic’s still open for another hour…
damn straight but a hurricane just hit my town andthat part of town is flooded completeley
are you OK?
or are you joking
i’m ok and i’m not joking
i thought you sounded like a teenager(figuratively of course)
incidentally, i am also 14
me too
Explains a lot.
*loogie*
btw i mentioned this 5 fails ago
I’m only 13.
but it probably shows. xD
me too
FIST
Get with the times, the rubber fist was many fails ago. This one is invisible tape, see?
Can’t see the fail.
That’s because YOU’RE the fail.
tl;dr
Thallium;Doctor?!
The man’s insane!
boooring…stfu already.
Very well then. I shall ignore you permanently.
Good idea, everyone else has.
yeah,everyone:P
did someone hear a faint whisper or was it the wind?
My bad. I farted and thought no one would notice.
Your name suits your present feeling.
*cough cough* OH MAH GOD IT’S CAPLSOCK CAPSLOCK! *choke wheeze*
used, with light stains
I believe it was ’slightly used’ with ‘minimal stains’.
I should know…
Washed per eBay standards.
which are very low at the moment
Wow!
I want one of these.
I have the feeling Loz with the fancy colors is going to reply to this comment.
Premonition FAIL
really, I can’t see the fail.
Of course you can’t see it. It’s invisible.
WIN!
I’M A FAIL?!
That’s something to come from someone who only comes here to masturbate.
you said you would ignore me… you cheating bastard!
It’s not a competition or anything, so why do you accuse me of cheating? Besides, how can I ignore you if you use an insult with my name?
And please capitalise.
You wouldn’t notice he was insulting you with your name because you were ignoring him maybe?
Please explain. My brain has suddenly stopped working. It will resume after a few minutes.
A’ight, I’ll go slow with you…
You would not notice that he was insulting you with your name. That is because you were ignoring him, so you would not see what he wrote – since… You were ignoring him.
There, you killed a joke, happy now?
Let’s not pull anymore innocent jokes into this, okey?
*okay* or *OK* are acceptable ways to spell the expression. “Okey” is replete with fail so you fail, really, really hard. How’s your humility now?
And in this case it should have been ‘any more’ rather than ‘anymore’.
Great post! Epic win!
Thus quoth the raven, “I am bored.”
Nevermore!
Lenore? spoken softly by Ms. Annabell Lee…
*poe*
:[
Please don’t tell me my obscure Poe reference was missed by Fuzz? Have you never read Annabell Lee?
Why do you think I keep calling you Ms. Poe-etic?
*blushes*
Not many people “get” it.
Why do you think I’m serious about *poeing* you?
For the beam never moons without bringing you
spoons … the better to appreciate your pie with.
And he IS seriousl.
:[
I think he is druk…
He is still required to py.
But it’s an irrational requirement.
that would be pi
*facepalm*
These are the kind of self serving threads that got my precious nest temporarily taken away. Lets move on from the douche bag, please.
Alright. I’ll stop replying to this thread…NOW!
I love these self appointed content moderators who think that:
1) Their opinions hold sway
2) Their opinions are important.
3) Being moral douches in a blog dedicated to FAIL is “good times”
Let chaos reign.
yay! chaos!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 *maaaaasturbates*
Damn it, talons.
“you’ve got to press it on you
you just think it
that’s what you do, baby,
hold it down, there”
I love these ignorant, humor-impaired idiots who think that just because they communicate on an online forum they have license to abandon all vestiges of courtesy, respect, and good taste.
To be honest, I don’t like it very much.
I’ve gotten used to it. I figure it comes with the territory, like “first”ing, no? I just can’t figure out why they bother.
Having a life fail maybe?
9 times out of 10
That’s because is not a fail, but a win!
A Win on a FAILblog…? OH THE HUMANITY!!!
The first Win on FailBlog ever. (~_^)
I think you need to see an optician for those eyes.
It’s a revolution… In a very, very small scale.
It’s happened before…
mendzel pendzel wciarz przeplata troche chuja troche lata
How disappointing.
The saviour finally appears, and we can’t work out what the heck he’s saying.
It makes perfect sense when you’re wearing an I Love Juses cap.
maybe he doesn’t want you to understand.
What he is saying is nonsense in Polish (and even with one mistake, should be “wciaz”, not “wciarz”).
I think what you meant to say was “What he is saying is nonsense even in Polish” because we all know it’s a stupid, made-up language, anyway.
Hey, I’m of Polish descent. Watch it.
Hey, don’t get me wrong, I love those Pierogies! Potato-filled, though. Besides, there were not scores of polack jokes created for no reason. Stereotypes are based on truth.
*sigh*
You disappoint me.
Oh, so then because the other side of my family is French, I wear berets, eat croissants, and am extremely effeminate. Is that it?
You left out “made-up,” ma femme de chambre.
Yes, that would be correct.
OH COME ON, PEOPLE!
Eww, no. I will not come on people.
Oh, sorry, didn’t see that comma there.
Speaking in tongues FAIL.
I laugh when I see evangelical Christians ’speaking in tongues’, where they just make gibberish sounds and look like they’re suffocating.
Do they really think that’s what ’speaking in tongues’ means? Lol.
Yeah, they do.
.
There are many forms of ecstatic transport, from shamanic trance to tantric kundalini to pentacostal rapture. The theologies and vocabularies differ and can be off-putting or even silly. But the underlying experiences and neurological processes are powerful events — better than sex by a long ways.
.
If you’ve never known real ecstatic transport, you don’t understand what you don’t know.
But you see kids as young as 6 doing it, and I’m not in a position to judge but it does seem like they just do it because everyone else is. Maybe seeing the documentary Jesus Camp just made me very disillusioned with the whole thing.
And do they not do it in reference to the ’speaking in tongues’ mentioned in the bible? Which did not mean speaking gibberish?
It’s a complex issue needing nuance, and TMI’s previous post is over-general. Fuzz himself, for one, has direct experience with shamanic ecstasy, Buddhist jhanas, and kundalini states, but not with Pentecostal speaking in tongues (he is acquainted, however, with several Pentecostalists who do).
.
And errors are made on both sides of the issue. People who know nothing about it make false attributions; sometimes those are unrealistically reverent, but more often they are mistakenly dismissive. And some people who do have such experiences can make nutty conclusions about their meaning and purpose, especially under the influence of dogmatic group-think (and sometimes they’re just out and out deluded about having had any ecstatic experience).
.
Authentic ecstatic experience, though, is a distinct reality and an altogether amazing occurrence.
.
And yes, the term “speaking in tongues” comes from the Christian testament description of an event at Pentecost where a group of persons of mixed backgrounds and languages purportedly found themselves in a state of amazing ability to commune with, understand, and experience joy with each other (in the book of Acts). Who knows now what specifics that event really entailed.
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[Fuzz also happens to have some experience with seizures and knows those to be an experience different from raptures.]
stfu
*ecstatically transports sam off the blog*
Maybe they have invisible tape stuck to their tongues?
That might make sense. Perhaps they actually are speaking other languages but we just can’t decipher what they are.
Pass the invisible scissors and I’ll cut their tongues out. Best thing for humanity.
Then you will not know of that which they do not speak.
jesus christ using word CHUJ? loliees
B€nd 0v€r and I’ll show you ‘chuja’
win? *masturbates*
failblog fails with a win
In Soviet Failblog, win fails you!
wrong
FUNNY! Hahahaha. Sorry. But that was funny. Okay. I’m done now.
I thought this was FAILblog, not WINblog.
Failblog FAIL
Or Winblog WIN
There are OTHER uses for pictures than to cover with overtly obvious and annoyingly large text, and then have a bunch of bored office workers and school kids laugh at them because they’re so stupid.
Yeah, there’s porn for bored teenagers living in their parents’ basement to masturbate over.
There is porn on the internet?
Yes, it’s amazing. Not only that, but the Pope is Catholic and London is in England.
Really? Amazing, and to think, all this time I thought London was in France…hmmm, I wonder where Paris is? And you say the Pope is CATHOLIC too? Wow, I learn something new every day.
I like you, annabellie. Your riposte was oozing sarcasm.
Just don’t like me too much. I am still a little freaked out to find you are only 14…for goodness sakes, does your mother know you talk like this? If you were MY kid, I would never let you so blatantly misspell words and use such atrocious grammar…:)
his manner of speech is what should have given away his approximate age long ago. But unless you read the posts above, you probobly are completely wrong about my age.
No, your spelling and grammar gave you away as a teenager long ago.
*His*
*probably*
*beginning a sentance with “but”*
*But, unless you read…*
*sentence*..
*facepalm*
Annabellie has handed down her own sentence.
I fear my age is showing…While I am no longer a teenager, and therefore excused my erroneous ways, I am also not “thirtysomething” and henceforth not as knowledgable of the plethora of nuances inherently ENDEMIC of the English Language.
And as a woman I will not actually name my age, but am not quite blonde enough to think it is a secret either.
I do love learning from my mistakes though…
Me, too.
I must have missed it.
Talking about Paris, I think she is right now at NY.
Yes, perhaps if you Google it, you might be able to find “some” porn. There are just a “few” websites that specialize in it….
I heard that if you Google Chinese culture, you may find some.
It’s not the first win… There was the kid looking up the tennis players dress, which was captioned “WIN!”, and I seem to remember a “Structural Integrity Win”, in which a building refused to be demolished.
Although, this could be a marketing fail because people cannot see what they are buying, so they don’t know if they’ve just bought air for 1.29 or not.
Why? People buy water “bottled at the source” for a great deal more than what tap water from their own faucets costs. It wouldn’t surprise me to know there is at least ONE person out there who thinks the “invisible” tape shown above is the next “it” thing to have.
T h a t i s f u n n y
P u t t i n g s p a c e s b e t w e e n w o r d s i s h a r d t o r e a d.
Soyouliketoreadlikethis?
NO. YELLING VERY SLOWLY HELPS NEW COMERS TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE HEAR AND INTERPRET THE WORDS CORRECTLY. DEAD BABIES ON FIRE.
I AM NOT-
Oh, sorry.
I am not a newcomer. I have spoken English for most of my life. How do you think I get about London? Speaking slowly will
a). Prove you are a tourist (even if you aren’t)
b). Make you look like a babbling moron.
WASN’T DIRECTED AT YOU, PROPER ENGLISH PERSON.
I prefer live babies engulfed in flames. The sweet, sweet melodic screams of anguish…
Seek mental help. Please
toddlers roasting on an open fire…
Why hasn’t “NEW COMERS” attracted the mastubators?
Too obvious, perhaps? I dunno.
Doesn’t really apply to them. Sausage and Co. are the ancient masters of masturbation.
I thought the spaces between the letters was what made it hard to read…the spaces between the words are somewhat necessary, as Loz so eloquently pointed out. Thank you Loz. How is your promotion in the Department of Reduncancy Department going for you. Do you enjoy your new position? Would you like us to continue to call you Captian Obvious? Or would you like Ms. Obvious?
*hopes everyone picks up the sarcasm intended for the children in the thread and does not believe me to be picking on Loz.*
I wish I was as cool as Captain Obvious. Where is he these days? Admiral Apparent appears to have taken over.
It’s the Apparentivic Revolution! A new regime has deposed Captain Obvious.
Ugh, distention in the ranks…what is the government coming to these days? Captain Obvious is missing and we get stuck with a sub-par leader of the Grammar Nazis…Really, people, what is this world coming to?
Are you talking to me?
You had better NOT be talking about my admirable Admiral!
My apologies, appearently a rogue “b” inserted itself into my description, I meant to say a super leader of the Grammar Nazis…
The Admiral is our leader? *fears for the future*
Am I supposed to *sulk* here? I’m just content that Loz talks to me.
yes
Why, I talk to you all the time, Admiral. I love you like a brother
My thoughts exactly, sister. I enjoy a good barb from a friend. The sting only lasts a second, but the ensuing smile lasts much longer.
How cheesey, I love it!
*smiles longtime*
I think your right. Where is he??
Conspiracy??
Captains Obvious are always busy. The Internet is in much need their services.
^of
soiheardyoulikemudkips?
yousickpervertwhyareyouonfailbloganyway?
youaresoboringwhydoyoukeeppostinghere?
doublebarrelbungholelollapalooza?
therapistfinder.com
cannothasdoesnothasrapin’todo
ああ、めんどくさい。日本語で書こっと。
watch your damn language you dirty jap or i shall make you eat your own damn honda
Aha, a racist has finally come clean.
Proteus, I brand you a disgusting racist who has no right to insult my country or the cars my country makes. You sir should watch your own mouth.
“You sir”
Actually it should be:
“You Sir”
I absolutely, unequivocally disagree. protitties does not deserve the capitalization.
But he still lost some commas! Those are my favorite ones, too.
“favorite” should be “favourite”.
racist.
not all japanese are dirty, you presumtuous ass. i just said that you were.
get yo shit straight, huganut.
The fact that you called him a “dirty jap” makes you a racist.
If you called him a “dirty excuse for a human being”, that would be
A-Okay.
i don’t hate the japanese. i just hate him. is that okay?
*submits form with proper documentation*
You still called me a ‘j*p’. That is extremely racist and I demand an apology.
On the ‘tinternets!?! Fat chance.
Save it for the cross-burning, Adolf.
Oh, my bad. Hitler LIKED the Japanese. Meaning you, proteus, are worse than the most evil man who ever lived. Give yourself a round of applause.
I quote:
“Hey, I’m only seventeen, actually. Strange that Bondfan and I seem to outsmart a lot of the twentysomethings on this site.”
You might want to retract your statement.
And then again, he might not.
Has anyone else noticed that Failblog has been extremely hostile towards us regulars these past couple days?
Well…I’ve noticed that there have been a few malcontents with obvious feelings of inadequacy who feel the need to make themselves feel better by tearing
others down, but even more than that I’ve seen the many voices that have disagreed with them.
*feels warm and fuzzy*
Woops…sorry, fuzz!
*isn’t really sorry*
Apologize to warm, too.
I think perhaps the good Dr. may have woken up on the wrong side of the bed today. He seems particularly prone to prattle and pervasive punishment for paltry sins.
*winks*
but warm liked it;)
DrDr, it should be “on t’internet”. As a contraction of ‘the’.
Often shortened to “t’int” in my part of the world.
RogueThree
September 13th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Has anyone else noticed that Failblog has been extremely hostile towards us regulars these past couple days?
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yes i have
Hey, why does Corey’s comment get scroll bars? I have no scroll bars…does this mea I fail?
I thought a “jap” was a Jewish-American Princess”, anyhoo.
Oy.
…….wow……..
Proteus, I would listen to you if you would not mangle your sentences with ghetto language. Both Webster and Johnson are rolling in their graves.
gracious! i thought my vernacular was quite ghettofabulous in that context! i say!
Ithinkyoumeant:
ああめんどくさい日本語で書こっと。
Thank you fuzz. Only you and Loz understand the beauty of my country’s language.
take that back!
*cough*
Remember to put your hand to your mouth.
why should he/she
i know a little chinese, but i can’t read or write it unless it’s in pinyin.I personally think it’s really cool and easy to language to speak. but sorry, i know no japanese even though it an chinese are both beautiful languages
(If you believe that I can read or write Japanese, I’m sorry to have to disappoint you
)
Wins are always way better than fails. It doesn’t take much for something to be a fail, but to be a win, it needs to raise the bar!
Yeah but this ain’t “winblog”
winbag
windbag
Boreass
Pundit
Punster
*awards punitive damages*
Would you like some burn with that fail?
*administers punishment
*smacks DrDr with a shellacked hallibut*
shellelackbut
that reminds me, how is your shillelagh?
Well-planted of late.
And how is your toy?
Strawberry Shortcake? She’s fabulous.
Ah, how sweet.
*smacks lips*
Wow, that was great! Did you labor much in your efforts?
It’s not called winblog, but it might as well be. A lot of the truly good “fails” here are just wins with the word “fail” mistakenly attached to them.
COOKIE!
Do gnomes eat cookies?
Who doesn’t?
Very true. Do the cookie crumbs get caught in your beard?
No, crumbs don’t stick to plastic.
As in the rivets in the plastic.
This conversation is riveting. (..)
Actually. I don’t have a beard. I’m a 3$ replica gnome.
Hey, Sextuplets!
or they were
My guinea pig, Sweetums, loved Nilla Wafers.
When a gnome eats a cookie, does is sound like “gnom gnom gnom”?
Win?
Win.
*Golf claps Outback John*
Lol, nice cross-over humor…there is much potential in this new comer…
Is there anything you don’t apply an ellipsis to?
Why? Does it bother you? I usually include them in postings meant to be references to something else, or else those steeped in sarcasm…
Ellipses… are… fun… after… all…
*is a huge fan of ellipses…*
*and m-dashes–*
M-dashes-?
I do believe that is what I said. If you don’t know what it is, go look it up.
Oh, ellipses, now I know what they are called…I was wandering around in circles trying to figure out the name of those little dots!
Oh, ellipse, now I know what the section formed by the intersection of a plane and a dunce cap is called.
Do you like my hat?
It should try the pastries at the Café de 2 Moulins.
I hear their Améliemazing.
No, is doesn’t.
a baker’s doesn’t
Is that six of one, half dozen of the other…with one extra just for fun?
You’re thinking of “do nots”.
True Advertising WIN!
Although, if i bought that product i’d be worrying about losing it as soon as i put it down… Realistic usefulness FAIL
(Hey Bondfan, finally, another English guy, it’s not just me!)
Hi UkSponge, nice to meet you.
and you Bandfan, England and St George and all that…
Shame they’ve got the times all messed up on here, it’s ten past 6 in the evening… (yes i know, but i thought it might make a topic of conversation)
I believe it’s BOndfan, as in 007.
And I’m pretty sure there are other English folks around here somewhere…
Who knows, they may even be as arrogant as BondFan4518.
Yeah… it’s called a typo
England is the lesser of the 4 constituent countries
I think it is actually BondFan4518.
I wanted to put some invisible tape on my friend’s mouth, but I couldn’t see her talking to me after that.
You would be able to see the condensation form on the tape.
Doctor, doctor, doctor. Always the buzzkill, huh?
‘Mr Buzzkill’ to you.
Hello Ms Buzzkill
That’s some dense observation.
*watches the condescension form*
This tape comes with a Lasso of Truth,
and an extra comma,
Wow! Two free commas!
and bulletproof bracelets,
Damn.
*hangs comment from dilettante’s Wonder Woman reference*
*pwns Dragon’s jewels at Linda Cartier’s*
That’s one less dragon capable of reproduction.
noooooooooooooooooo
focus FAIL
The first non-fail fail on failblog.
What about the mouse shooting fail? Also the mice escaped unharmed win.
…wow. xD
iWonder if that’s like the red tape the Palin camp cut through when they broke the law?
http://faqnews.wordpress.com/2008/09/12/palin-interview-real-or-faq/
You people fail at talking about the fail.
Can I pay with invisible money?
everyone in the voting page is trying to copy the “WIN” idea,ive seen 3 already. >.>
Looks like something I would do. WIN
Why do some people put wins where fails should be and visa versa?
You morons! This is an optical illusion!
im english too. and im the youngest cos im 12. and we dont speak posh that’s just wot u americans think.
ps. here r sum other stuff u get wrong…
1.lift not ‘elevator’.
2.bin not ‘trash can’ or ‘garbage can’.
3.holiday not ‘vacation’.
omg, somone at the store wanted to company to not get sued
If anybody is the youngest I am. im nine
I’m two, so go f*ck yourself
i can see it. what are you guys talking about. i also see dead people
It’s a tape ninja!!!!
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