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um… yeah….
What a bummer
very nice
I don’t see it, can someone plea… oh wait… oh… OH… OH GOD NO! OHHHHHHHH!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I’m done.
LOL! that’s funny!
dude forizle
*Masturbates*
Ceiling Cat watches you masturbate…
Let me get you a towel.
Split personalities, Beren? Or were you talking to your right hand?
I just… I can’t…
OMG LOL.
LOL this is so retarded but it’s funny. Yerrr.
It’s like one of those Gestalt-Psychology pictures… One time you see a chinese tower with rising sun, but when finally getting to the second — you cannot get it out of your head any more!! What what? in da butt!
what, what? In your butt! *masturbates*
i didn’t see the chinese building before. now i know what it’s meant to be the comedy is ruined. i hate you.
The really sick thing is that at some point, we all drop to the sickest possible level and do see that.
I never saw the tower… is there something wrong with me? I just saw the butt etc right away =/ Just like the “chef” logo also posted on this site.
Fluffy – I posted, then realised what Lol was on about. Laughed and had to post to show my understanding and appreciation.
BTW Failblog – Not being able to nest Comments SUCKS!
*nests*
Seriously, I just stared at the picture for thirty seconds without seeing anything, then I thought, “This is failblog.Therefore, this image must have a penis in it.”
And lo and behold, there was.
you must be a WOMAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! hahahahaha am I right, fellas?
i don’t know what the fuss about nesting is
AREN”T I NESTING???????????
hahahah!!! it says ERROR! You are posting too quickly. Slow down. hahahahah
i think someone failed to realise that the nesting system broke.
Thank you cum again? ^o^
WIN!
WIN!
Hay, I just failed.
Yes you did.
I agree with Beren, nesting is a good feature. Also the feedom to spam bullshit helped this site build it’s awesomeness but it does need some sort of first filter.
I saw the butt-image *before* I saw the pagoda and the rising sun… I guess that’s what daily viewings of FailBlog do to you
me too… i had to be EXPLAINED the pagoda and sun image…
Failblog definitly= fail. Tried to read some of the old fails, without nesting it gets surreal.
That’s the kind of Chinese restaurant I dream about!
Upon receiving the menu I realized it did not include prices. I asked to see a menu that had prices…this is what I got!!!!
I guess there are no more fails in the world…HUZZAH
Anal sex WIN
I saw the buttsex first. I had to stare for awhile to see that it was supposed to be a building in front of the sun. All I think about is buttsex though, so it is understandable.
Looks like Omega gets it… up the bum.
Hmmmm, grilled cheese
Failblog sucks. Hey! We wanna have fun! Bring back the old format! Pretty please?
“No, I’m sorry, I ordered 69…
you know, the beef with broccoli”
It should be JAPAN restaurant. But that would make it illegal because it’s not pixelated
You Win
Why does ICHC get to keep its nests? This is discrimination against (more or less) proper grammar!
In LOLspeak: i can haz nests back plz????
buttseks?
What did the restaurant people THINK that looked like?
Porn Curry, anyone?
Honestly, I think it’s just perverted
The graphic designer of this logo gets massive props.
Omega’s link is porn, so he fits this thread.
porn logo
@fblog- bring nesting back
I could not tell if it was an anus throwing up… or as you all said. Buttsechs.
Wow. I just… Wow. I didn’t realize it was a tower in front of the sun until I read the comments and then I looked again. But, like, wow.
(Comments won’t nest below this fail)
Nest?
nests
*Nests below Pretentious White Girl*
FAIL!
It’s okay Pretentious
I didn’t see the building right away either lol
Aww. Beren is nesting. *snuggle*
LOVES THIS TYPE OF COMMENTING ,,, NOT!
@fblog– bring back people replying to dumbass remarks from a bunch of dimwits nesting.
This is really old, akshuly.
Exactly! I miss my nesting dimwits!
Just think–they’ve destroyed the dimwits’ nesting grounds. Now where will they lay their eggs?! Failblog has instigated the extinction of the dimwits!!
Perception fail, all of you! Pwned!
I thought their extinction was already guaranteed due to excessive compulsive masturbation.
wait a second…WE CAN’T REPLY NOW TO THE OTHER PEOPLE POSTS?!
can
This could be China’s responce to those who think their gymnists are underage
THIS IS MADNESS!
Madness? This is Sparta!
samr, you’re doing it wrong! It’s supposed to be as long and annoying as possible.
Ingenius
Failblog lost its main feature. Goodbye failblog. We’re gonna miss you.
LET’S ALL TALK REALLY LOUDLY. HOW ARE YOU, CHINA?
*shouts* I’M FINE AND YOU?
You get extra plum sauce at this joint.
FINE! So, is China your surname, or are you that well known third world superpower?
their special must be the pu pu platter…
Elephant handler fail!
By not nesting, Fail Blog is failing to create a coherent context for the community … so it will FLAI!
/dance
*dodges bullets* wheeeee hooo dum dum dum wheeee hooo
I thought the picture shows what happens after eating there (Montezuma’s revenge)… ? The stream has the correct colour?
Totally saw someone throwing up until i started reading comments, then it was buttsecs, I still can’t see the pagoda, LOL
THIS NEW FORMAT SUCKS
BRING BACK THE NESTS OR HITCHCOCK’S CURSE WILL FALL ON YOU ALL.
stupid’s, it just a simple instruction, show’s how to correctly sit on their “special” chairs in restaurant! – WIN!
oh man… I saw the pagoda first.
Chinese poop ftl
Well, I thot it was massive liquid diarrhea, you know, caused by eating chinese food.
*builds a nest*
*lays an egg*
*shits on failblog*
BRING BACK NESTING!
back
This is actually the logotype for Brazilian Institute of Oriental Studies (or: Instituto de Estudos Orientais). Wonderful logotype. Great seeing an alternative use for it. I can think of a few other businesses in which this logo might fit… Ha, ha.
A pagoda? Where the hell do you see a pagoda?!?!
Yeah, I saw barf…buttsex…diarrhea…then a little building in front of the sun. In that order.
“Your comment is awaiting moderation.” ?? wtf did i SAY?!
Would be even more unfortunate if the color scheme were inversed. On the other hand, I think that would tip the scales and the ambiguity would be lost.
ok, failblog, bring back the nesting, this commenting format sucks…hard core
Chili overdose pooping win!
Aww Pretentious – You managed to Shock FailBlog?!?
(Join in the Demand for Nesting… add this to every post!)
I WANT NESTING BACK
I will continue to set dead babies on fire until the nesting returns.
And I will rape the dead babies While they are on fire!
Is this how China Restaurant prepares its kiddie meals?
Hey! I did that last night! Well, at least on the recieving end. Still can’t walk straight.
best logo ever ^_^
DUPLICATE FAIL
am I the only one who saw the anal fuck before the tower?
no, no you were not
definetly not
I would take a slower loading failblog over this no-nesting bullshit any day.
Avis on Sep. 12, 2008 at 10:59 am says:
I would take a slower loading failblog over this no-nesting bullshit any day.
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It appears to me that it was the loading of the avatars that slowed down the loading process, they could give us the option of not using them on the pages with a humongous number of comments. I would hate to see them go to a paging system. It makes it so hard to track down responses to one own posts, having to do it page by page.
wimple on Sep. 12, 2008 at 7:35 am says:
Well, I thot it was massive liquid diarrhea, you know, caused by eating chinese food.
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Considering my sensitivity to MSG that is what I associate with steam table Chinese Food restaurants.
raelalt on Sep. 12, 2008 at 11:03 am says:
Avis on Sep. 12, 2008 at 10:59 am says:
I would take a slower loading failblog over this no-nesting bullshit any day.
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It appears to me that it was the loading of the avatars that slowed down the loading process, they could give us the option of not using them on the pages with a humongous number of comments. I would hate to see them go to a paging system. It makes it so hard to track down responses to one own posts, having to do it page by page.
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Silly ME! Now I realize how they plan on speeding up the loading time of each fail, and it is working fantastic!
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They deliberately change it so that it is less desirable to post, less comments are thus posted, and the pages load much quicker. Notice how fast they are loading now that so few comments are being posted? Brilliant I tell you! Brilliant!
Haha. Sweet :’)
Lol, the first thing I saw was the butt. Just shows what kind of mind I have.
Two girls one logo?
Whoever made that logo, I want to shake their hand…..
Lol!
It also sort of looks like a guy with a mustache, vomiting.
Extra fail.
Oddly enough, I just went to an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet that had that exact effect on me.
Oh, I thought the fail was that it said “China” restaurant instead of “Chinese”.
I don’t get it. Sun, building… sun eating a building.
It seems we’ve solved failblog user obsession with ‘first!!!1!’ and now we’ve moved on to
BRING THE NESTING BACK!!!
Wow, I’m disgusted that it took me a couple minutes to see the Pagoda. Too much interwebs for me…..
FIRST! (to say BRING THE NESTING BACK!)
Thank you, thank you, thank you, for getting rid of the nesting, what a relief.
Before all we got was a personal chat room run by the ohh so witty and clever (at least to themselves) loz, dragon, talon, bondfan, insanus, avis, fuzz, and sara. If you were lucky maybe every twentieth comment might actually mention the fail.
This seems to have changed already and I like it very much. Don’t let the whiners sway you, if they want to leave let them, the blog will be better without them. (at least once it recovers from the damage they have already done in readership levels).
If you don’t like it, don’t read it.
Pllbbbbt.
/being twelve.
Yes, well, get off Failblog if you hate us so much.
Personally, I enjoy the reign of the ones you have mentioned. I like that typos and rude behavior (for the most part) are banned and ridiculed. I like that you need to try and keep up with the witticism, I like that they reference things I have never heard about before. Be it pop culture, religion, or anything.
So yes, sometimes the comments are more of a chat amongst these people who have gotten to know each other through here, and sometimes they are overly personal and irrelevant, but I still think it’s one of the better sites to read, and I do laugh much more at the comments than at the fail.
*hugs fluffy*
We enjoy you, too!
try to* (not “try and”)
Feeling better, sweets?
Much
*wipes brow*
i have this argument with my brother ALL the time. What’s the REASON behind my correct position ( try [u] to[/u] )
Because “to keep” is the infinitive form of the verb that “try” is modifying. Without the “to”, it makes no grammatical sense.
one cold December night back in 1984
a scientist had found himself upon the dance floor
he started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans
at first it looked stupid but the end justified the means
well I know it’s not generally considered very cool
to dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool
but now that’s just a guideline, not a rule
I’ve been making my way through the danceclub scene
been trying it out, it’s my brand new routine
and it’s catching on big, it’s so hot it’s obscene
so get off the wall, stand proud and tall
get out there and dance like an idiot
you know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
get out there and dance like an idiot
you might wanna eat a lotta sugar first
have some caffeinated soda to quench your thirst
then step into the crowd and give it your worst
no matter what you do, you can’t go wrong
you can dance like an idiot all night long
as long as you’ve got no rhythm, you’re going strong
so get off the wall, stand proud and tall
get out there and dance like an idiot
you know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
get out there and dance like an idiot
(are you ready? …yes I am! (here we go))
put your hands on your knees and hobble to the right
then do a 360 with your eyes shut tight
while you’re dizzy get busy and pretend you’re a mime
then make whiny noises and clap five times
hold out your arms, start running in place
try to do the Moonwalk, and fall on your face
get up and stomp around like a big fat lummox
then jump out the window with your hands on your buttocks
like an idiot, like an idiot
like an idiot, like an idiot
(dance) like an idiot, like an idiot
(dance) like an idiot, like an idiot
so get off the wall, stand proud and tall
get out there and dance like an idiot
you know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
get out there and dance like an idiot
get off the wall, stand proud and tall
get out there and dance like an idiot
you know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
get out there and dance like an idiot
Meow
My kitten, my kitty cat.
When she’s content she purrs.
She thinks the house is hers.
But you won’t like her when she’s angry.
No, you won’t like her when she’s angry.
Angry, angry.
She’s cuddly.
She’s lovely when she’s in a happy mood.
She loves her kitten food.
But she’s got such an attitude…
Completely rotten attitude.
Rotten attitude.
Kitten is angry, kitten is offended.
Fur standing out and little claws extended.
Darting around and meowing quite a bit,
and throwing such a hissy fit.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Don’t touch her.
Don’t look at her.
My kitten knows TAE KWON DO.
She can take you out, I know.
I’ve seen it before and it’s not pretty.
She’s really one ferocious kitty cat now.
(Oh no.)
She’s deadly.
She’ll hurt you.
She’ll show you endless pain.
Her little whiskers are stained with the blood of those that she has slain.
Believe me, she will go insane.
She will go insane.
Kitten is angry, kitten is offended.
Fur standing out and little claws extended.
Darting around and meowing quite a bit,
and throwing such a hissy fit.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Kitten is angry, full of discontentment.
Wildly attacking random pieces of lint.
Darting around in a psychotic blitz,
and throwing all these hissy fits,
but I still love my kitty cat to bits!
Delicious copypasta.
the kitty one is my original
*thumbs up vote*
you forgot me
You DO realise your comment has just done what you hate so much: changed the topic to not be about the fail. Nice work hypocriman.
Why thank you for including me in the ranks of those obviously smarter than you. If you couldn’t keep up, it wasn’t our fault.
Hee…but not in ANY way smarter than you, sweets.
Aww, gee, thank you! This was another one that I just couldn’t let pass. Not because he insulted me (or tried to, in his mind) but because he seemed to think he was smarter than EVERYBODY. That was an awfully high horse he was riding there, I had throw in a road-block.
Well…in my experience, smart people know enough to come in out of the rain and to not read blogs they don’t enjoy. So I don’t blame you one bit!
I found him quite amazeingly confidant in useing the nesting-fail to vent his insecurities.
He’s probably not even going to respond. I think he fled when the site un-failed.
We can only hope. Although, he made a great target.
He said we have damaged readership levels? I would beg to differ. Failblog has been prospering!
Seriously. Just look at all the comments on Conspiracy Fail.
All anyone had to do was compare the number
of “Recent Comments” that were added between
hits on the refresh button. During the Great Failblog
Nesting Failure of ‘08 I could take a pee break, come back,
hit refresh, and hardly any new ones were added.
.
Now I couldn’t even run to the chocolate bowl and back before
they were completely replaced with new ones.
Granted, half of ‘em are us, but…
And it feels great, doesn’t it?
Not being able to keep up with all the new comments. This is the life!
Are we over here now? *puff, puff*
I like taking your breath away!
Lol, does anyone actually read ALL of the comments… what a way to spend your life eh?
I DO!!!!!!!
You can call me a geek all you want cus I am a geek! A total geek!In fact, I just like saying the word geek!
geek geek geek geek geek geek geek geek geek geek geek geek
of course now this just makes me a dork
dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork
I get high on life
Make sure that’s all you get high on, little Kroenen…stay in school.
@Avis
I’m not here to ‘read’ your social interactions, this is not a chat room. Perhaps if even 10% of what you collectively had to say as a group even referred to the fail supposedly being discussed it would have been tolerable. Alas, such was not the case.
Nesting disappeared and instantly most comments are actually about the FAIL all the sudden, amazeing huh?
Why not come up with something witty to say about the fail instead of useing this blog to preen yourselves in front of others? I thought that was the point of this site after all?
BTW….I’m fairly confidant that I am smarter than you, just not quite so needy.
I wasn’t aware that we ‘run’ this ‘chat room’. But if that’s so… I hereby outcast you. Muahaha!
Although I’m guessing you’ll leave now anyway, now that your dreaded nesting is back
*preens!*
*joins in on the preening*
Let’s preen each other! If it’s good enough for the gorillas…
There are plenty of nits to pick here.
*hugs Admiral*
*hugs Dragon and everyone else*
I love these group hugs
It’s like we’ve all survived some terrible disaster and are just grateful to be alive and together again.
And you had the gall to accuse me of breaking failblog last night.
.
Sowwy. What can I do to make amends?
Hah, I knewed you was kidding. And you thought I fell for it.
Well didn’t we?
I didn’t. By the way, I had a doctor take care of the zombie thing, so no more mind-munching.
Well thank gawd for that. Sorry for squishing you, btw.
That’s okay, I died, but that was it. Could’ve been worse.
Yeah, you could have been turned into a Newt.
Well, I’d get better either way.
…well I got better.
)
(Feels good to be quoting MP again
No one gets better after being turned into Newt Gingrich.
It’s kinda terminal.
*cuddles Rogue*
Comment buddies!
Help, help, we were being repressed!
…under the other system. See the violence inherent in it.
I feel sooooooo much better.
Bloody peasant.
(I’m eagerly waiting for my first opportunity to correct some spelling/grammar. It’s been too long… *twitch*)
*hleps Loz*
It’s spelled ‘helps’ :p
Hmm… need… more…
*clutches at straws*
’so’ only has one ‘o’, Dragon!
(Psst, this is where you prove me wrong
)
Nah…I’ll let you have this one. It’s been a stressful day.
:p
I’m having visions of the old Mary Tyler Moore show.
*flings hat in the air*
Maybe we’re gonna make it after all.
Maybe, maybe not. I’m just glad I’m not the one making brash uncomplimentary statements about failblog and its denizens. Long live words!
*eats the Admiral’s brain* Whoops, sorry, zombie now, can’t help it sometimes.
*eagerly awaits the first ‘comments won’t nest’ appearance*
YAY!
You have powers!!
I started reading just prior to the “return to the nest” (RTTN proposal), and the last thing I read was you indicating that this won’t last. And it didn’t!
Well duh, who are you, Admiral Apparent?
Ah, thanks Loz! *hugs*
So… many… nests.
Cannot… contain… excitement!
*explodes*
*HUG*
And these last few comments have been about the fail at hand?
Again, if you couldn’t keep up, not our fault.
As to being smarter than I, you’re sure about that?
@Ausador: It’s nice to know you’re fairly “a close friend or associate to whom secrets are confided or with whom private matters and problems are discussed” than Avis. Confident ≠ Confidant.
Aside from that: I like their banter. The incessant n00b bashing is one of the more giggle worthy features of failblog. A lot of the fail of fail blog happens in the comments, and as failbloggers, is it not our duty to laugh at those who fail?
I’ll be interested to see how they manage to do the burn of the week now.
jeff on Sep. 12, 2008 at 1:06 pm says:
Whoever made that logo, I want to shake their hand…..
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Just be sure they wash it first.
LOL its VOMIT!!!
ausador…truly, your intellect is “amazeing”. I feel smarter already having read your posts.
….Wait….nope. It was just gas. It’s passed now.
Dragonwriter
September 12th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
ausador…truly, your intellect is “amazeing”. I feel smarter already having read your posts.
….Wait….nope. It was just gas. It’s passed now.
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A dragon passing gas. That must be the ultimate achievement in lighting farts.
Sorry raelalt, I have to underscore Ausador’s “amazeing” spelling fail. Wow. What fail.
WIN
i only saw a penis and butt until i read the comments and realised what it was supposed to be.
I guess we each see what we want to see.
I saw a statue of the Empire State Building being inserted (or was that the Statue of No Limitations). You’re going to need a rubber fist to remove that!
this is a fake logo that’s been floating around the internet for awhile now.
It looks like it’s landed
Sigh…back to the same old semi-intellectual twits entertaining themselves, albiet shallowly.
Let the really impressive dorm-room dating scene comments commence.
Just make sure to never ever comment about the fail picture, cause then you won’t be cool enough for ‘FailChat’.
Havn’t you guys ever heard of messenger?
How, exactly, is your comment about the picture? Please explain this.
I would also like to point out that absolutely none of ausador’s comments had ANYTHING to do with the fail picture. Hello Pot, this is Kettle.
Damn. You mean I have to get TWO PhDs in order to be considered a full-fledged intellectual? That’s just too much bloody work.
And you have three spelling mistakes and two punctuation mistakes in your post, genius.
im me at corey be crazy for aim
Uh-oh. PhD. Serious business.
naw, it’s just Piled Higher and Deeper.
You are NOT lying, my friend!
All too human I guess, gee I make mistakes?, I guess I am going to hell then. LMAO
Who actually gives a fuck except for you twits…didn’t know failblog had paid spelling/punctuation nazis on staff?
I’se has a collidge degre too. Masters or some racist shit like that there….
Excuse me for not obtaining my degree in spelling and punctuatating posts on the web correctedly enough to suit your prejudiced ass. (j/k, sort of)
Seriously, I just stared at this picture for thirty seconds and couldn’t see what was wrong with it except for you twit.
Oh, we don’t get paid, it is a purely voluntary position.
Ohhhh…I am so impressed. I have a masters degree in electrical engineering, and have been working in that field since 1985. What exactly is your PhD in…spelling/punctuation correction on web site posts?
I just…*sniff*…feel so unworthy of my degree now that you have pointed out how obviously uneducated I am. Of course I suppose I could have gotten a degree in one of the soft mushy arts like yours with a lot less math and effort.
I could have written my thesis about spelling and grammatical errors on failblog instead about heat loading and transfer loss.
My loss I guess.
Okay…do you want to show me where I “pointed out how uneducated” you are? I read my post over and over and…well, you know, I just couldn’t find where I had said that. In point of fact, I wasn’t even talking about you. And…this is funny…if you’ll recall, YOU were the one who called ME semi-intellectual, and my post was solely in response to that. I fortunately have absolutely zero interest in impressing you, since my self-esteem and sense of self worth in no way rests on what you think of me.
I just thought you were being a raging hypocrite for insulting the intelligence of others’ posts when you couldn’t even form a proper English sentence yourself.
ooohhh, I’m waiting for the ‘dorm-room dating scene comments to commence’.
And remember folks, ya can’t have Geek with out the EE!
*high five!*
I agree. *holds up hand*
My favorite part is ‘albiet shallowly’. It goes so well with the un-smiley face…
*high-fives mergaloki*
Can I book an alarm call.
Seriously, why am I always the LAST? Is this win or fail?
Yes.
Thank You. 16.08
Do you make babies or just deliver them?
Do you do ‘Japanese’?
Let me’splain.
I don’t know if you can book an alarm call.
I don’t know why you are last.
This is a win and a fail.
You’re welcome.
Yes, I have made a baby. Yes, I have delivered them.
I do not know how to answer your last question.
The avatar is not a stork.
“Ausador is phono-unaesthetic.”
~ J.R.R. You Ain’t Tolkien To Me
I saw a variety of bad things…
Damn. Who forgot to empty the troll traps?
Woops. My bad.
has anyone noticed that it also looks like an ass shooting diarrhea and a man with a moustache being sick?
What does?
LOL!!!!
I saw diarrhea, THEN buttsex, then after looking at the title figured out it was a building.
that was wrong!
*mastracates*
I don’t understand what’s going on. I don’t see a rising sun. I just see what I’m not supposed to see.
I see your mom
I get it – that’s the flag of Japan!
It doesn’t even have any balls.
It has pixel balls.
LOL BUMAGE
CHINA: Screwing its citizens one anus at a time.
didnt read all the comments . . . but yeah this is what happens to me when i ear bad chinese food
clearly a logo for the shi tea restaurant
I saw explosivew diareha first, then sun, and had to read comments 2 see buttsekz
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