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Bigfoot pee in woods. FIRST
NESTS ARE BACK!!!
Uproar WIN….
Hurray, let’s nest!
b€nd 0v€r and I’ll nest
yay, nesting ftw!
comments WILL nest below this level!
MORE?
Sure, why not?
Let’s keep going.
name says it all
Further the nesting
nestit
N++
Bigfoot have bigweiner?
*masturbates!*
hmm…this is awkward…*masturbates*
Your vobabulary is off:
The correct term would be :mabstabates:
I need to get in on this training…
OMG OMG OMG.. I can reply to your comment!!! Yay!!! Nesting is back!!!!
(I hope it’s back and I’m not just hitting “reply to this comment” buttons for nothing…)
Anyways.. was gonna say… You can come to the woman’s bathroom. We got a hole in the wall, and we check out the training if it’s worthwhile. If it’s a bunch of fat balding accountants, we don’t bother.
Must be some serious shit if it takes a week to teach it for 6 hours each day…
Putting the Seat Down 111
Do they have a graduate course?
Living with my husband and four sons, I can tell you the training is for learning how to AIM!
Nightlyeclipse, don’t you know how dads train their sons? “No boy! You’re waaay too close to the bowl. Stand back, let her loose and start swinging it. FURTHER DAMNIT! You didn’t even hit the curtains!!”
LOL, I’m convinced that goes on when I’m not home!
Wow.!
WIN
That’s when you know your job is going in the toilet. hahaha okay why is nobody laughing???
pity laugh, haha
Comment WIN, but sad that it’s all too true sometimes.
potty training win?
potty training…….. Bah.
It is a waste disposal challenge management training and (lower-)internal motivation solutions integration seminar.
You work for the government don’t you?
In the bowels of bureaucracy.
Flushing our society down the crapper.
Well, seeing as many guys aren’t that good at aiming, that might actually be true
You truly are a wIEner.
*doesn’t masturbate*
bring-your-kids-to-work day WIN
sieg hail!
mendziel pendzel wciaz przeplata troche chuja troche lata
Hey juses.
lol ^
“juses”
*takes of the cap…
*
As you take OFF your juses cap, might want to put the dunce one on.
They were referencing a prior fail blog photo of an “I (heart) Jesus” baseball cap but where Jesus was spelled wrong as “Juses.”
sieg hail!!
“It smells like Bigfoot’s dick…”
Let this forever be remembered as The Great Failblog Fail of 2008.
*wipes a tear*
But.. but.. LOZ! LOOK!!! It’s back!! Nesting is back!!!
(yes, I admit I’m a nerd, getting all excited about comment nesting…)
The fail is a fail no more! It became a win in the blink of an eye!
The Great Comeback from The Great Fail of 2008.
Weeeeee are the champions, my frieeeeends….
I wonder what they’re teaching if it must be done in a bathroom.
I dunno… but it sure must be fun as hell.
Lesson 1: “This is a toilet seat. When peeing, aim to hit the seat and the floor around it. You get no points for any pee that lands in the water”.
*remembers Borat..*
Indeed! It was short-term tolerable, but the increased downtime plus the presence of a crappy FAIL officially brings us into a severe depression.
loz chuj
wozi gnoj
na gumowy taczkach
pije pali
konia wali
w dupie ma robaczka
Fake!
“Oooh, let’s grab the sign off the training room door and tape it to the men’s room. OMG it’ll be the funniest thing EVAR!”
Zzzzzz.
Fake!
“Ooh, let’s grab a lame comment which is the carbon copy of 125,928 before it and post it. OMG it’ll be the smartest thing EVAR!”
Zzzzzz.
I’ve been caught!
I went back and read 125,928 comments from which to base mine, because I couldn’t think of that idea myself in 3 seconds.
P H O TO S H O P ED
why, moron? why?
employing a trainee who has to much time fail
Hmm I’d say it’s a recession for now, we’ve only had two consecutive quarters of negative growth.
In that case, here’s to a positive growth… *masturbates*
agree wit sitboaf. funny, but not fail funny.
Wow, this is actually the perfect “fail” in which *masturbates* fits in.
Guess its the masturbation training facility
17th i almost did this at my office the other day
they had the sign posted on the conference room right next to the bathrooms lol. it was such a temptation
agreed, what else u can train at shithouse? *masturbash00n*
Well, I suppose one could be trained in the custodial arts in the mens room.
Dear Failblog,
Since failing so miserably, some loyal Failblog users are now visiting the “lesser” sister sites, namely “Icanhascheezburger”. I hasten to add that our collective intelligence is already beginning to plummet, as posting on “Cheezburger” renders a wordsmith into a babbling retahd who no can haz legitamutt discusshionz cuz teh kitteh ppl ARRGH! SEE?
This madness must end, or I start killing laugh out loud cats.
Sincerely,
All of us at Talons of Peace
ORLY?!
’some loyal failblog users’… just you?
no.
Lies. I’ve seen him there. >:D
Avis on Sep. 12, 2008 at 10:42 am says:
Well, I suppose one could be trained in the custodial arts in the mens room.
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There are sekret ritualz that are handed down through generations that must be learned. They must NOT be revealed to wiminkind on threat of death. Such as the “shakin’ of the bacon”, oh noze I must not say any more.
Pfft.. We know all about “he shakin’ of the bacon”, and we also know what men think it’s still a secret (you’re on our list, raelalt).
raelalt on Sep. 12, 2008 at 10:58 am says:
Avis on Sep. 12, 2008 at 10:42 am says:
Well, I suppose one could be trained in the custodial arts in the mens room.
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There are sekret ritualz that are handed down through generations that must be learned. They must NOT be revealed to wiminkind on threat of death. Such as the “shakin’ of the bacon”, oh noze I must not say any more.
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Take that failblog admin! I will do my own threading using cut&paste. Try to stop that!
raelalt on Sep. 12, 2008 at 11:00 am says:
raelalt on Sep. 12, 2008 at 10:58 am says:
Avis on Sep. 12, 2008 at 10:42 am says:
Well, I suppose one could be trained in the custodial arts in the mens room.
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There are sekret ritualz that are handed down through generations that must be learned. They must NOT be revealed to wiminkind on threat of death. Such as the “shakin’ of the bacon”, oh noze I must not say any more.
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Take that failblog admin! I will do my own threading using cut&paste. Try to stop that!
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brilliant!
Okay, who’s responsible for these comment shenanigans?
Sarah J, Failblog just couldn’t keep up with us I guess. And Realalt, we know all about the “shakin’ of the bacon”. What we don’t know is why you guys never put the seat back down.
The same reason women won’t leave the seat up?
Avis on Sep. 12, 2008 at 11:20 am says:
Sarah J, Failblog just couldn’t keep up with us I guess. And Realalt, we know all about the “shakin’ of the bacon”.
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Ah! but did you know:
You can shake it,
You can swing it,
You can beat it
against the wall.
But you have to
Put it in Your pants,
To get the the
Last drop to fall.
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That can ONLY be learned from the ancient runes upon the bathroom wall.
Avis on Sep. 12, 2008 at 11:20 am says:
What we don’t know is why you guys never put the seat back down.
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I don’t only just put the seat down but the lid as well. Who the hell wants to look at the (often not to clean) toilet bowl whilst brushing one’s teeth? Do you do that? If not, don’t complain about the males that don’t put the seat down.
You still didn’t explain the seat deal.
Oh, there it is.
I always keep the lid down, there is a sort of aerosol effect when one flushes, you know. The lid being down keeps the plume of poo away from your toothbrush.
If your toilet causes a ‘plume of poo’ when you flush, you may want to get that checked…….
this new look and feel is sending me into a panic!
Here David, breath into this paper bag.. It’s gone away.. it’s all OK now…
Avis,
What we want to know is why don’t you look before you sit?
OK, I’m not Avis, but I feel qualified to comment – Everything a female does on the toilet involves sitting with the exception of vomiting, when we also likely do put the seat up. Why should we have to look?
And in all fairness, I’m a pro-put-the-lid-down person so EVERYONE has to lift something in order to use the facility.
number one vs number two: compare and contrast
Will there be an essay on the test or just multiple choice and short answer?
Or maybe an open-book test? It is in the “library” – hahaha!
What they’re not telling you is it’s a restroom at a daycare and it’s reserved for potty training.
Doog, I look, but is it really so hard to put the damned seat down? Especially if you are visiting a GIRLS house? Oh, but wait, you’ve never been to one, right?
Excuse me, do you know that way to the Rep. Larry Craig (R – Idaho) seminar?
Oh right here! Thank you.
Loz on Sep. 12, 2008 at 10:13 am says:
Let this forever be remembered as The Great Failblog Fail of 2008.
*wipes a tear*
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And so, as all good things must, Failblog eases into decline. People once captivated by outrageous Fails and the ensuing biting wit of the commentary return to their ho-hum jobs. Productivity increases. The economy slows, then reverses, its recent downward spiral. Children begin to laugh and play again. Families spend quality time together. And finally, the Internet is closed due to lack of interest. The End.
Hey, he’s just got a wide stance! ; )
Sara J on Sep. 12, 2008 at 11:15 am says:
Okay, who’s responsible for these comment shenanigans?
“I swear, I’m going to pistol whip the next person that says, “Shenanigans.”"
Ummmm… i just went and looked at the comments for past fails, and well, it’s all fucked up. It’s sad and out of order for responses. It’s by order of time. And no longer makes much sense. Please, PLEASE, return us to our known and loved format!!!
wondermutt on Sep. 12, 2008 at 12:13 pm says:
Sara J on Sep. 12, 2008 at 11:15 am says:
Okay, who’s responsible for these comment shenanigans?
“I swear, I’m going to pistol whip the next person that says, “Shenanigans.””
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self whip?
Now it tells me my comment is awaiting moderation. Hmmph!
yeah, and my last few just up and disapeared…
n/m, self fail. lol! I posted on the other pic.
One of mine disappeared after staying up there for a little while. So, that’s where we’re at now. Quite frankly, I found the comment threads the best part of this page as the posted content has progressively gone downhill since I first discovered the page. I’ve laughed at a lot more references than I have pictures. But hey, if this is how you want to do it, be my guest. The only fail remaining will be the number of daily hits this page gets in a couple of weeks.
meow…
Sara J on Sep. 12, 2008 at 11:15 am says:
Okay, who’s responsible for these comment shenanigans?
“I swear, I’m going to pistol whip the next person that says, “Shenanigans.””
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Hey, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Applebees…
Bennigans?
Shillelaghans.
Thank God It’s Shenanigans.
i don’t have enough flair to understand this.
“One of mine disappeared after staying up there for a little while. So, that’s where we’re at now. Quite frankly, I found the comment threads the best part of this page as the posted content has progressively gone downhill since I first discovered the page. I’ve laughed at a lot more references than I have pictures. But hey, if this is how you want to do it, be my guest. The only fail remaining will be the number of daily hits this page gets in a couple of weeks.”
Agreed!
Sara J on Sep. 12, 2008 at 12:39 pm says:
Sara J on Sep. 12, 2008 at 11:15 am says:
Okay, who’s responsible for these comment shenanigans?
“I swear, I’m going to pistol whip the next person that says, “Shenanigans.””
***
Hey, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
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hmm, were in the U.S. we call it applebees or T.G.I. Friday’s foiled yet again mwwhahahahahhaaaa (maniacal laugh)
Sara J on Sep. 12, 2008 at 11:15 am says:
Okay, who’s responsible for these comment shenanigans?
“I swear, I’m going to pistol whip the next person that says, “Shenanigans.””
Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
FailBlog Comments nesting fail… someone, no EVERYONE take a screen shot and submit it… failpictures@gmail.com
oops, meant to say *well, here not *were
Sara J on Sep. 12, 2008 at 11:15 am says:
Okay, who’s responsible for these comment shenanigans?
“I swear, I’m going to pistol whip the next person that says, “Shenanigans.””
Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
FailBlog Comments nesting fail… someone, no EVERYONE take a screen shot and submit it… failpictures@gmail.com
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awesome idea, thanks….um emarased, *hangs head in shame*… how do i do that screen shot thing?
Houlihans has a bunch of goofy shit on the walls too.
Sara J on Sep. 12, 2008 at 12:39 pm says:
Sara J on Sep. 12, 2008 at 11:15 am says:
Okay, who’s responsible for these comment shenanigans?
“I swear, I’m going to pistol whip the next person that says, “Shenanigans.””
You mean Shenanigan’s?
Dammit Beaten by a minute, due to my own Shenanigans
Hmmm… my blocked comment said something to the effect of: The comments in previous fails have been effected by the new format. It now makes no sense. It has been re-formatted to appear in order of time, not relavence. Failbllog, please, PLEASE, return us to the old format!!!
for those who don’t know:
open failblog. press alt + print screen/sysrq. paste into photoshop (or whatev). point out the epic nesting fail it whatever way you desire.
ffs a bunch of emo kids here, yes failblog HATES u! Now go cry…
emo?? *pulls out the gun*
abstract Says
awesome idea, thanks….um emarased, *hangs head in shame*… how do i do that screen shot thing?
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You can use printscreen on your keyboard and then paste it into whatever pic program you have or download something like mwsnap, I think its either free or shareware, it takes custom screen shots and works pretty well
I am merely asking for a format that allows coherent, relevant conversation. You with the Cyrillic letters, go learn some manners. And please refrain from lolspeak, this isn’t ICHC.
Пендосы сакс!, your new name is stupid. shut up, stupid.
failblog hates me? Wuuaaaaaaahhaaaaahahaha
old failblog come back!
david on Sep. 12, 2008 at 1:00 pm says:
Пендосы сакс!, your new name is stupid. shut up, stupid.
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u don’t even know anything about my name, so how u can know it’s stupid or not?
@stupid: stfu
And you’re sure about that?
david on Sep. 12, 2008 at 1:03 pm says:
@stupid: stfu
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u almost got it, but u never’ll get it to 100%
stupid on Sep. 12, 2008 at 1:05 pm says:
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you just don’t get it, do you stupid? i’ve christened you stupid. that is now your name.
shit, now i look stupid…
i wish the old failblog was back.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-sm0k3y/lolz
Comment Fail Pic
david on Sep. 12, 2008 at 1:08 pm says:
stupid on Sep. 12, 2008 at 1:05 pm says:
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you just don’t get it, do you stupid? i’ve christened you stupid. that is now your name.
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and now, shoul’d i be happy about that? Maybe some kind of ritual dance or smt?
Пендосы сакс! on Sep. 12, 2008 at 1:09 pm says:
david on Sep. 12, 2008 at 1:08 pm says:
stupid on Sep. 12, 2008 at 1:05 pm says:
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you just don’t get it, do you stupid? i’ve christened you stupid. that is now your name.
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and now, shoul’d i be happy about that? Maybe some kind of ritual dance or smt?
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how about ritualistic suicide??
Here I sit all broken hearted,
tried to $hit and only farted.
Then one day I took a chance,
tried to fart and $hit my pants.
harakiri? I wiah i would be a samurai, so i could do like that!
i mean i wish
(Comments won’t nest below this level)
(Comments WILL nest below this level)
(Comments won’t nest below this level)
Go look at “vote” LOL
(comments will never nest again)
fail!
i did the alt + print screen thing, and it didn’t do anyhting. my comp. is lame. everyone else do it for me, please
oops… I ment,
Gone to look at “vote”..
No reason to look here anymore. without nesting this place is a mess
# david on Sep. 12, 2008 at 1:03 pm says:
@stupid: stfu
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How rude!
Larry Craig must be running the conference.
stfu, stfu. wait, déjà vu. it happens when they change something.
abstract: the alt printscreen thing is like ctrl-c. you have to paste it afterwords. anyway, i’ve already submitted mine.
Err, I’ve never had to press alt, just print screen. What ancient computing device is this you are using?
How did david get his hands on the ENIAC?
print screen alone does the whole screen however Alt+print screen captures the active window
abadmammerjammer, i’ve never heard that before. i lol’d.
Have faith! Failblog will return to it’s original glory agan… at least I hope so.
Pendulous cocks, you’re busted.
Oh c’mon! Some people need to learn to pee. So they need training. My granfather is 86 and he haven’t learned how to do it properly (he’s wearing a diaper).
Yes it’s a peeing class.
Maybe Failblog is experimenting with dadaism, and that’s the secret reason why they took out the nesting capabilities of the comments? It’s like, non-conversation + illogically connected stream of consciousness! Viva La Revolución!
I submitted a fail about this threading fail but I doubt it will be accepted:
http://www.cosmoslair.com/photos/Misc/FailedAtThreading.jpg
(if link doesn’t work copy&paste to browser)
whoops URL doesn’t work, standby
Merit on Sep. 12, 2008 at 2:25 pm says:
Maybe Failblog is experimenting with dadaism,
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My heart belongs to Dada
raelalt on Sep. 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm says:
Merit on Sep. 12, 2008 at 2:25 pm says:
Maybe Failblog is experimenting with dadaism,
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My heart belongs to Dada
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Man, Ray of Sunshine you aren’t.
Please help me! I am having withdrawals from Failblog. Must seek rehab.
No, no, no!
Blogging fail.
*twitch*
*twitch-twitch*
…..I MISS MY PUNNY FRIENDS!!!!!
We wheely miss you too!
I’m really up in the air about this…
Dragon, click on my name, you can pun all you want.
avis, gothed-out librarian is too generic. how about hunter s. thompson?
I’m a girl for one thing.
Does anyone else get the pop-up ad for some travel something-or-other at the top of their screen? And if so, have you looked at it closely? Their spelling of Asia is …. interesting.
I thought I was the only one that noticed…. lol… Acia????
*giggles*
i figured you were a girl. i think it’d be awesome, but whatever. i’m dressing as manny calavera (to the best of my abilities).
I’ll display my ignorance, who?
ever heard of grim fandango?
Uh, no. I remember the movie Fandango. My dad rented it when I was a kid, but grim fandango? Nope.
that’s a shame.
Ok, having just googled it, and seen a picture, I MIGHT have seen that before. I did date a gamer about 10 years ago. So much that we went to Gen-Con. 10 years ago. God, I feel old now.
I have an embarrassing announcement to make, so I think I’ll do it now while the comments are messed up in the hope that few people will see.
Yesterday in work Losing My Religion came on the radio and I thought of Failblog.
*erases previous comment*
Move along, guys.
I spend time wondering what you all are doing when I am not online? Are you also not online? Are you here? What am I missing? Then I log on again and feel relieved that I haven’t missed much…How do a random group of anonymous people become friends in a random website in the vast expanse of the World Wide Web? I truly feel like I have met like-minded individuals for the first time in my life…I have said it before, and I will say it again, “I love you guys!”.
I think, too, I have also overdone the punctuation in that last post.
I love you too, annabellie
*warm fuzzies*
*wonders what annabellie is doing right now…*
Loz on Sep. 12, 2008 at 4:03 pm says:
I have an embarrassing announcement to make, so I think I’ll do it now while the comments are messed up in the hope that few people will see.
Yesterday in work Losing My Religion came on the radio and I thought of Failblog.
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I think we need to start a support group.
I saw what you did there.
I didn’t see.. ;-(
what was it?
*naïve*
I have the best fail to send in, but I don’t see the point until they fix this. It’s maddening. Anyone think they CAN fix this?
dilettante, I doubt this is a permanent change. They’re likely just updating the site structure and it’s temporarily set the comments out of whack.
raelalt… yes please
thanks, Loz, I feel better. +1 on the support group, fuzz stuck that damn song in my head for days. better than everybody hurting though.
*everybody cries*
Sometimes…
cuz everybody are emo!
Dragon, if you go to the restaurant fail you’ll see that somehow, someway I got added to the list of those thought witty. Talons did too so that’s not saying much. But I am honored to be thought of in the same ranks as you and Fuzz and Loz and all the rest. Also this person seems to think the format change is a good thing as now he can get a word in edgewise.
OMG. *kisses reply button*
(Sorry Avis, not much to say in response to your post lol. I’m considered ‘witty’? Dear lord…)
Oooh, thanks for pointing that out, Avis.
And of course you are witty, and it is we who are lucky to have YOU.
*hug*
aww, *cuddles* It’s like one big dysfunctional family
Full of fail and proud of it!
And we’ve achieved quite the renown, haven’t we? There are people who despise us…! The epitome of fame!
Oh, and…
*hugs Loz*
GROUP HUG!!!
*hugs*
*zombie hugs*
People despise us! We have achieved the ultimate in fail-fame! *high-five*
Jealousy isn’t pretty, eh? Hehe.
But it’s pretty damned amusing.
I kind of feel sorry for him though, he sounded genuinely upset as if we’d been excluding him like kids in a playground. Bizarre.
Does this mean we won?
Yes, we won. The war is over. Mission Accomplished.*poses on a carrier*
Can I join the “witty” club????
Please, please… Pretty please???
It’s BACK!!!
Prove your worth, mortal!
Hey, do my “photo-punned” comments get me on the witty list? Look, I’ll do it now: “photo-mopped?” Ho ho.
Everybody cries too.
IT’S BACK IT’S BACK IT’S BACK!!!
YAY!!!!! OMG!!! THANK GOD!!!
I KNOW!!!!
*hugs the reply button*
I’m so happy I could just *mast….
…naw, but close
*hugs raelalt*
I’m back, too…
Coincidence? Yeah, probably.
*hugs Rogue*
Being… crushed… by dragon… can’t… breathe…
*dies, then comes back to life for unexplained reasons*
Woohoo! Easter, anyone? Let me roll back that big stone for you, Rogue.
Oh, my head… I feel like I’ve been dead for ten minutes, or perhaps three days. Why do I have a sudden urge to eat brains?
…Juses??? Is that you??
YAY the replying doth be back (but the WoW forums are broke)
Corey, I think God is trying to teach you to not be such a big nerd.
The reply button is awesome, but also? The Go to top button!
*hugs Dragon for good measure*
You have a “go to the top” button??? How did you manage to get one?
Dude, it’s between the bottom comment and the randomly generated Google advertisements bar.
It is not a button “State Your Name” (if that REALLY is your name).
Avis
September 12th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Dragon, if you go to the restaurant fail…
…this person seems to think the format change is a good thing as now he can get a word in edgewise.
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Yeah, but then he didn’t have anything to say.
Hee…I did respond, btw.
I saw it, good response, (or was it a reaction)
Nope, Admiral, we’re over here now! C’mon, catch up already!
*snork*
I hope he has his inhaler :s
Well, I made it, but now it looks like comments aren’t updating timely.
Fears there is some kind comment/time limiter in place. All my friends appear to have gone silent. This may be my last comment for awhile.
look
l
l/
Perhaps everyone just collapsed from the subsiding euphoria.
I know I’m ready for a nap…
Did I miss the party?
Well, you know there will always be another one.
Ah, Annabellie is here! *Hugs* Goodnight to you and the dreamy Dragon. Someone say “Hi” to Fuzz for me if he makes it.
*dreams*
look at my post below
then tell me the game and it’s most famous quote
The game is Zero Wing. Its most famous quote is “All your base are belong to us”.
This was a triumph
I’m making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
we do what we must because we can
for the good of all of us except for the ones who are dead
but there’s no sense crying over every mistake
you just keep on trying until you run out of cake
and the science gets done and you make a neat gun
for the people who are still alive
I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
even though you broke my heart and killed me
and torn into pieces
and threw every piece into a fire
as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a wonderful line
and we’re out of beta, we’re releasing on time
so I’m glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned for the people that are still alive
go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you’ll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it’s so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there’s science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I’m not you
I’ve experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive
and believe me I am still alive
I’m doing science and I’m still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I’m still alive
While you are dying I’ll be still alive
and when you’re dead I’ll be still alive
STILL ALIVE, still alive
i’m still alive too, so what’s the big deal?
it’s a song
Er… is this a BeeGees song?
no its from portal’s end credits glados
Really?A cookie for the detective. This song has the words *gamerfagdorkpieceofshit* tattooed all over it. Go cry in a bucket, and remember, just because the cake is a lie doesn’t mean your parents don’t hate you.
lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! juses smite him
Er-HEM! *is a gamer*
I am, too, Rogue…ignore the philistine.
Meow
My kitten, my kitty cat.
When she’s content she purrs.
She thinks the house is hers.
But you won’t like her when she’s angry.
No, you won’t like her when she’s angry.
Angry, angry.
She’s cuddly.
She’s lovely when she’s in a happy mood.
She loves her kitten food.
But she’s got such an attitude…
Completely rotten attitude.
Rotten attitude.
Kitten is angry, kitten is offended.
Fur standing out and little claws extended.
Darting around and meowing quite a bit,
and throwing such a hissy fit.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Don’t touch her.
Don’t look at her.
My kitten knows TAE KWON DO.
She can take you out, I know.
I’ve seen it before and it’s not pretty.
She’s really one ferocious kitty cat now.
(Oh no.)
She’s deadly.
She’ll hurt you.
She’ll show you endless pain.
Her little whiskers are stained with the blood of those that she has slain.
Believe me, she will go insane.
She will go insane.
Kitten is angry, kitten is offended.
Fur standing out and little claws extended.
Darting around and meowing quite a bit,
and throwing such a hissy fit.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Kitten is angry, full of discontentment.
Wildly attacking random pieces of lint.
Darting around in a psychotic blitz,
and throwing all these hissy fits,
but I still love my kitty cat to bits
I am a gamer as well, just not of this variety. Capisci tutti?
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Seriously, corey, stop making really long or ASCII-pic posts, please.
*raspberry*phbbbbt
Then, corey, just go away. Seriously.
oh that is seriously cool
there is no cake.. and i certainly isn’t in this restroom. FIN WAIL
anainski jalap, qutainski, la la la qutami yala!
Paruresis is not funny (at least not for the affected ;D)
The male stick figure looks like he is doing the potty dance
a failed fail. they probably just cordoned the area off of urinalyses because they didnt want people stashing clean pee for later. common practice in corp.
My first thought was that it might be potty training.. then it’s only for men, so might it be the training that 40-year-old virgins need? XD
omg it is fart training so people can’t hear you
wtf… really?
Wow! Some company really got ripped off when they booked their room.