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OMFG, after all.
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That woman can’t handle big balls.
She can’t handle big balls
so like, can this woman handle big balls?
I dunno. Ask Failmore.
I dunno, ask Failmore.
He’s too busy handling big balls.
it’s almost like you planed that
Why, is it smooth? Is it one dimensional?
A plane is two dimensional.
Unless you’re flying in one, 30,000 feet up. I’d hope in that case that they’d consider adding an extra one on.
Perhaps two, or you’d never get there.
ZOMG *desperately tries to cover preposition with hand*
And yeah, good point Rogue! Bright spark, you are.
A–HA!!
I saw what you did there.
:p
DAMN IT! I was praying you would miss that.
Don’t love me any less
*cuddles* *puppy-dog eyes*
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
Of course I don’t love you any less. You’re just not allowed to ever, ever, ever, EVER, EVER give me shit about prepositions again.
I haven’t give you shit since you said you think the rule is silly. I respect your views. But I will be extra careful that no tiny bits of shit slip out.
No one likes shit.
You just did it again with “out”, you silly Irishwoman.
I’m taking ‘slip out’ to be a composite verb
yes, the correct term is “out-slip.”
Out-slip? Like how 9/11 9/11 9/11?
I have to turn off CNN. Can’t. . . take. . . .
9/11 9/11
*dies*
coach z, say job.
JORB!
planned fail = win
thats what she said
I nominate for BOTW! Anyone second?
i do!
heh heh, “big balls”
I do
(possibly again, where’s my first comment?)
no
My gawd, I’m seeing double twice over again!
decent doppelgangerin … again
It’s a doppel-gang-bang.
It’s a doppel-gang-bang!!!11!!11!1one!!1
you lost your diacritic umlauts, talons.
insolent fraulein … oh wait … you said diaCRITic
umlauts (ä, ö and ü) are also called “mutated vowels”. This makes me ask myself whether or not you call a, o and u “mutilated vowels” then^^
Yes, I do.
Ok so i left out the ‘umlaut’. I fail. Aber ich kann Deutsch, kanst du auch?
It’s like déjà-vu all over again.
keep talking schmutzig to me, talons…
Mit keinem umlauts, ist das ok?
You can German?
I German every evening while I barbecue.
ok, dieses mal…
Nein, dis is good!
spelled correctly you have to say : Umlaute and not Umlauts
Wait, wait…who should I ask??
failmore
FAKE
Burn!
thank you *bows*
bowing
*masturbates*
Keep bowing, and I’ll show you something….
What a friggin’ disappointment this is. There could have been only ONE perfect “first” post comment here and you ruined it.
Fail win
4th!
omg what huge ball! *masturbates*
masturbates?!
*jacks off!*
Jacks off?!
*rubs one out*
Rubs one out??!?!
*Masturbates*
you people disgust me:/
Hypocrite win.
masturbate?
*jills off*
Wow, I do that a lot here. Maybe this isn’t healthy.
What? When was that?
yeah, i must have missed that
Yeah, I thought the fail was the guy saying “annnnnd, ACTIONZORB!”
ACTION ZORB
Caps fail
Its ok…. I’ve taken balls to the face before!
World’s biggest tea bag attempt?
Ur doin it rong…
The University of Rochester are doing what wrong?
Teaching grammar… apparently
Burn!
LOL. Burn of the Week
Burn of last week.
HEH! Those guys totally set that up on purpose…!
Oh…
Hey…
Sorry…!
*chortle
You know what sucks? Reposts.
You know what sucks more? Morons like you.
Schizo win.
Really? You’re thinking schizo? I’m thinking plain everyday idiot.
You’ve got schizos on the brain today, Bond…
No! How many times do I have to say this? Dissociative identity disorder and schizophrenia are not the same thing! *sobs* Why does nobody listen?
I believe that “schizo” is slang for schizoid personality disorder and not schizophrenia. Which would fit Mech quite well, considering his/her inability to play well with others.
But after actually doing some research I find I am wrong (about the slang not Mech’s symptoms).
*Gives raelalt the “I’m right, you’re wrong, ha ha” look*
“hangs head with shame*
FTW
multiple personality win!
maybe, but I prefer you sucking;> *masturbates*
Then why do you do it?
Because they don’t try to cuddle with you afterward.
Clap clap.
Hear, hear.
Touche!
It’s spelled DOOSH you douche.
he wasn’t spelling “douche” you douche bag, he was spelling “touche”, pronounced “too-shay”
I bet you love to be touched, é?
Or “Toosh” if you’re in the “Pirates of Penzance” universe.
holy crap that was funny
Wow, the face she makes before they give her the “action” is hilariously disturbing
I know…it looks like she’s dropping a deuce.
I actually thought that’s what this video was going to be about. I was disappointed.
That’s disappointing. There needs to be two girls.
THAT NOT HOW ZORB ROLL
sigh. 2 girls 1 zorb. *imagines*
Is it sushi night again? I’ll get dressed.
Gravity WIN!!!
What’s a zorb?
one of those things
The Zorb is a recreational double chamber sphere device, you get in it and roll down a hill.
Your mother is a recreational double chamber sphere device.
Uh … burn?
*thinks*
Okay, sure. BURN!!!
how’d ya know?
your mom told him.
lol, i love ‘your mom’ jokes
Your mother loves ‘your mom’ jokes.
your mom knows my mom likes your mom jokes
Mum!
That’s the word.
I thought “bird” was the word?!
WORD!
word!
lol, and it comes full circle: “word to your mother”
Your mum comes full circle.
(It’s impressive.)
Your mother is impressive.
It never gets old.
Your mum IS old.
lol, i love your mom
I like the double chamber part. And the fact that you roll around with it.
heeheeheehee
Zorb= A device invented by washing powder companies, for making kids barf, then rolling them in the result.
Sarah Palin is not afraid of Zorb. Zorb is afraid of Sarah Palin.
Your mom is afraid of Sarah Palin’s Zorb.
There is no Sarah Palin, there is only ZORB
Go GhostBusters reference.
awesome.
We should ALL be afraid of Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin is an insult to pitbulls.
Sarah Palin is an insult.
And McCain is an injury.
And when you add them together, you get “OH GAWD GET ME THE HELL OUT OF THIS BLOODY COUNTRY!!!.
“
You could run away to those other countries that don’t have corrupt governments. Oh wait. . .
When did this become political? Its a giant ball thingie! How the hell do you get politics?!?!?!?
He wanted to get all political and stuff to impress Wendy Testeburger.
Well she was a patriot, once.
It was just an act.
Patriot act. *giggles at first, then gets scared and closes the blinds*
talon, why does your avatar look like Timmeh Russert?
It’s a pick of my mother.
No, it’s a pic of YOUR mother! ….wait…*thinking, intens focus draws lines around face*
It’s a pic of your MOTHER!
There are many roads to politics…and one of them apparently has a giant ball thingie.
Sorry! Back to silliness and frivolity, then!
Well some how Soviet Russia jokes became Palin jokes and that got the ball rolling.
And it’s rolling on a Möbius belt.
*hugs the Admiral’s only side, kisses Sunny*
Democrats should be ‘framing the argument’ and labeling Palin “Failin’” so it sticks all the way to election day.
Also, flip-flop.
I approve this proposition. Sarah Failin’ for the rest of her days.
Makes you want to immi, er, emi, er, you know what you mean!
… i just know there’s something grate missing here.
*sways to and from in time with music*
something grate? like a sewar grate, or do you mean great? unsure
*facepalm*
*”Actions!” Zorb*
grate? like a sewer grate?
That was Allie Grater, from down Louisiana way.
oops, sorry for the double, posting delay
we sewar you meant, it’s ok.
??
You could get an Emmy for that performance.
And let’s get Dragon a jeweled Immy for her belly button.
Ooh! My belly button IS an immy!
(As opposed to an Audi.)
lol sound alike WIN
Etc., etc.
OMG SARAH PALIN IS SO OLD !!!!!
Chuck Norris joke inserted her.
Missing ‘e’ FTW!!!!1!
I don’t know it’s funny with no “e” too.
That’s exactly what he just said.
OMG I am still laughing!
(I hear Chuck Norris has laughed to infinity, twice.)
Have you noticed that if you take a Chuck Norris “joke” and replace his name with Palin’s, it is actually funnier?
You know, Chuck Norris’ skeleton is missing. Just… gone. He’s reduced to a blob of jelly. They don’t know how it happened.
On the bright side, baby Trig is going to have a really badass xylophone.
I KNOW, right?
Right.
Where’s my hat?
Not in here
over near the windmill, watch out for falling objects…
lol, watch out for failing objects
Argh! The schizo disease has spread to abstract!
That sounds terrifying.
you must cure me, but first you must tell me what this disease is
is that the one where i repeat my self? first post says “falling” second says “failing”
Wow. Observantness fail for us. Subtle little cleverness win for abstract.
you should ask yourself that
Cheers, Matty!
In Soviet Russia, Zorb rolls around on you!
Stop making bad jokes. They’re bad.
It would appear then that this was filmed in Soviet Russia.
No…In Soviet Russia Zorb rolls over you!
Please! In Soviet Russia, you absorb Zorb.
And breakaway republics.
And dead babies eat you.
My second favourite thing of the universe: Flesh eating zombie babies.
And you are poisoned by sushi.
No, no, YOU poison the Sushi. And then you feed it to a journalist.
Shouldn’t it a “Zorb Win” or “Dodge Fail”?
Yeah, she obviously failed her saving throw.
again, again!
Clear Round Hulk SMASH!
I can’t decide if the best part is when the unsuspecting woman was run over by a giant ball while cameraman watched, or the constipated facial expression said unsuspecting woman is making at the beginning of the video…
Dude, that’s mean! That’s just the way Asian people look like! Do some research!
That is so wrong in just so many ways.
As an Asian myself, I agree totally. Ten years in prision for racism charges for Marquizzo!
*Acts judge-like*
OMG! Is that… Lance Ito!??
wow, I must have really bad resolution on my screen, but she didn’t look Asian to me……then again, I have no sound on my computer.
WTF! She wasn’t Asian you dumbass!
She was squinting, the sun was bright. Lsten to her accent! Shes American.
That was slightly racist, many Asians have American accents. But take a close look at her face, she is not Asian.
Also: self-correcting fail
Also also: Self-fail fail
Hear some of the crew giggling. No one said “look out!” or “Move!”.
Crew – 1. Mean girl – 0.
Mean girl? How do you know she’s mean?
Indiana Jones win
INDY Fail
And that’s why women shouldn’t be in television.
I agree. They could get claustrophobic by being trapped in such a small box after a while.
And especially with those new-fangled thin ones, one would have to be anorexic for that.
I always thought that all hot-slim-woman that appear on tv. were anorexic.
hahah! win!
rofl!
Women getting hit with balls is one of the only reasons they SHOULD be on television.
that zorb was missing a fat kid inside. that really would’ve sold this one
And then after getting hit by the fat kid in a zorb, she walks into a pole.
Maybe she’s related to that ‘pole’ guy??
I hope that thing had enough beating one of us humans as warning. I hope we have learn the lesson. I hope that peace with the ZORBs is still possible
Peace with Zorbs is possible. But peace with the DALEKS is not! Exterminate! Exterminate!
You will be assimulated . . .by a Zorbite
You’re obviously not a Doctor Who fan, are you, FailedOnce.
Nope, does that make me FailedTwice?
Yes. You could have at least looked up what a Dalek was.
It does make you FailedTwice.
Oh me.
==masturbates==
The Zorb is NOT a Dr. Who entity, just ask #6.
And to whom are you replying to?
(BondFan will become inquisitive below this level)
#6 I hazard is Doctor Who, the sixth.
“The Prisoner” reference WIN!!!!!
(That’s for raelalt, btw)
What? Not intended but awesome.
#6!! HOT CYLONS!!!!
I am not a number.
Who is number one?
Jonathan Frakes aka William Riker
He looked like number 2 to me.
Right on Q.
So that makes me six of eleven…
i’m getting a gray mini-pug and I am going to name him Capitain Picard
I’m borged.
Insouciance is futile
Do you have ennui suggestions of things we can do?
Did eat at The Swedish Chef?
Pork?
That’s “Bork!” Learn Swedish! :p
Designed fjords?
awards?
Pork swords.
(abhors)
Is abhortion legal??
It is in the UK.
I love how it takes her 3 seconds to release that he said “Action!”
ARRRRGGH. *realize* Spelling fail on my part.
What is she releasing?
Sorry, couldn’t help it.
She looks like she’s releasing something, at the beginning.
The first “action” was for the zorb, not the girl.
Lol Listening and Comprehension Fail!
“Action Zorb!”
(3 seconds)
“Action Zalee!”
The director was triggering two different on-set activities with different Action directions.
OH!, really!??
* heavy sarcasm added for over-dramatic pusposes only *
ORLY?
* mynahs transported across state lions for immortal porpoises (only) *
FAIL. When he says “ACTION ZORB”, the order was not aimed at her.
LIVE BREAKING NEWS: her Boyfriend, Chuck Storm, is rushing to the hospital to visit her.
Bonk!
Chuck Storm?!
*masturbates!*
They’re an awesome couple. Their kids shouldn’t be allowed to leave their zorbs.
zorb in action http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6-2wk7T48Q
92nd!!
SHEER JOY.
I wouldn’t mind having crazy wild sex with her.
It looks like the zorb beat you to it.
lol
I second that lol!
It’s the Zorb’s way of saying, “HI HI HI HI HI!”
It’s Photoshopped
so is your mom
How does one photoshop a video?
good question…lol, but his mom is photoshoped…in photos
hmm, I’ve seen her in quite many videos;> *masturbates*
juses, I think she deep throated that mic on impact. O_O
I’m part Irish and I approve this proposition upon a part of myself.
Which part?
Which do you suppose?
my shillelagh
…has a first name. It’s O-S-C-A-R.
I lol’d!
Loud! (ly)
I love a man who can handle his shillelagh…
I thought you liked the clay more…
I have equal amounts of l’amour for both the pestle and the mortar.
I didn’t know you liked Scottish swords, Loz!
if you dont respond i’ll reveal you secret identity
hahaha awesome. “look at me i’m hot” pwned!
who cares?
Why, yes, that would be his handle.
B3n d0ver and I’ll show you a handle.
….
…I can’t believe I just said that.
It’s Gasman! He’s come back from the dead and possessed Dragon!
And ‘Whut’ has possessed you with his soi sauce. It feels good being the sane one.
*masturbates*
…oh shit…
LOZ…..!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
*falls to knees and covers face with hands*
Ok. I don’t know you guys…
And now raelalt has amnesia!!
WHAT’S GOING ON AROUND HERE???
The Zorb.
I seem to be chronically one post late.
Failblog is going to hell, that’s what. I blame Gasman’s ghost.
Only one guy here. The others are ladies.
*exchanges a look with Loz*
Erm…”women”, certainly, but…”ladies”?
Agreed. “Ladies” is debatable…
Just trying to be courteous, is all.
Oops, I’ve forgotten your gender.
I’m a dude…
Playing a dude…
Disguised as another dude.
That wasn’t possession, that was me mocking him/her/it.
Man, the only thing missing would be for the guy running off-screen in the back to pump his fist in the air and shout “SPARE!”
Cheers Matty!
This is what happens when you try to pass without my permission!
It’s a Rover win as she was trying to escape the village.
Pssst…I left you a response about this up there^^!
Oh man. How could I have missed that? It’s amazing how many repositories
of obscure information reside within this blog.
.
(cue “Secret Agent Man” theme for Prisoner segue)
a Mr McGoohan not seeing
\m/ d(-_-)b \m/
omfg, i failed at spelling on my 1st comment, let me be banished 2 hell 4 this travesty (probably spelt that wrong as well), *digs own grave
aww, not graves, you stay, someone burn you sooner or later
What is that stupid dance she is doing?
You mean the “getting knocked over and squished by a giant ball thingie” dance?
It’s very popular with the kids these days.
I’ve seen this before, but I can’t remember where.
You weren’t obzorbant enough.
lol, nice word play
*abzorbs compliment*
That’s an exzorbitant amount of flattery, don’t you think?
Nah, he’s just keeping up with ego inflation.
Well, just so long as he doesn’t get all puffed up…
*hug* like mah new avatar?
an inflated fuzz is a horripilate thing
PUN WIN
bored with zorbs, need new pic or vid to comment on
4 hrs 45 min later…..still waiting
You don’t just swallow fine wine. Let the comments develop first.
Or fine…mead?
*breathes*
I’ll be right over.
It’s Thursday, Dragon, it’s mulled wine night!….but we can make an exception today, honey beer.
Sorry, but…I think I have other plans tonight…
*cries*
Hey dilly dilly if the mead maid is being made busily tonight … how about some strawberry liqueur?
Yes, please?
kk … i’ll bring the bottle and something to eat …
you haz fruit and some novel utensils?
kthxcyathere
mmm…strawberries and chopsticks……kthxbai!
Well considering her incredible awkwardness I am convinced that it has to be Mother Nature changing the laws of gravity for a brief moment to maintain cosmic balance.
It’s so funny at 0:08 when she moves a little to her left and you suddenly see the zorb rolling towards her
Epic face smush at the end. Super hit out of nowhere FAIL.
wtf?…
Zorb bowling….spare! (picked up the standing “2″)
WTF!!!
APPLE PWER
lol
I have two arms.
replies are gone
WTF, failblog, now comments won’t nest at any level?
*tries to make sense of de-nested comments*
Gah! I keep loosing track of who was responding to whom!
*head goes all ‘splodey*
Loosing is not a option.
i like this a little bit better than the recent Reporter Fail because the girl got it from behind.
Bubble vs Bubblehead… The Ultimate Battle!
I daresay gents, the young maiden hath been owned.
I don’t think they would have kept that take anyway, since she can’t even read the word “matey” from a cue card.
argh! weird new comment layout is making the responses go wrong! What do we do??!! *panics*
Kaaaaaaaaaaay.
that girl is suck
Huh huh. You stated your name.
Ouch! Poor lady got the third dimension knocked right out of her.
ROFL! When she was just standing there like a moron after “action” I thought it was pretty funny, but then she gets run over with a giant hamster ball and I nearly choked on my coffee.
And I love how after she gets knocked to the ground the guy is like “ooooh shit..” cuz thats exactly what I said.
*for
She looked like she was about to sneeze before getting hammered
Zorb is an Australian invention… Americans steal everything
>:[
It’s in New Zealand. Area knowledge FAIL!
obliterating the annoying, ugly presenter WIN
It took me three views to remember that this is from Nickelodeon GAS. I was like, what movie has zorbs in it? Anybody else remember Mati Moralejo and the Rocket Power: Island of the Menehune flick?
Zorbing: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/the-day-i-got-a-life-things-inoti-to-do-before-you-die-917882.html
glad that happened. i wouldve had to hit her myself eventually.
gee, such…american…stuff…just sucks!!
i dont mean the fail
Oh, she’s fine. After all, it only hit her head – nothing important.
Bowler win! [s]Singer[/s] Bowling pin fail!
Zorb WIN
Zorb win!
Just out of curiosity, does anyone know what this crew was attempting to do? Did they perhaps think that an empty Zorb is light enough to bounce off the anorexic chick WITHOUT knocking her over???
Watch this video on youtube without the ads. ^_^