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thepowerofblue

3…2…1… NOT FIRST!

corey

first to reply to second reply

 
thepowerofblue

There’s rats here? Damn lazy lolcats…

NO IQ

they’re being chased by the loldogs

Loz

But the loldogs can’t catch them because they’re too crap.

 
 
 
Guy Over Yonder

I NOMinate the rats to be eaten by the lolcats.

Cloral

I NOMinate you for a shiny award and the lifetime achieve-a-mint award.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Captain Weiner

I’m Captain Weiner, and I approve of this gay photo!

brewski

Yes, I *am* happy to see you.

 
Captain Weiner

the man is hugging a penis

raelalt

Since when has it been gay to hug your own penis? I’m in serious trouble in that case.

Danus

Since when has it been “serious trouble” to be gay?

Jurgen

Since when does a person have to be gay to be in serious trouble?

 
 
Captain Weiner

are you retarded? that’s not really his penis. it’s some kind of sculpture. therefore, it’s gay. sheeesh. still not getting it?!? bend over, i’ll show ya

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
State Your Name

Shame he’ll never be able to use it.

 
Pootick

not very potent, look how limp it is. He needs a whole crate of Viagra.

I have seen some loose women also, but none quite that loose. All its good for is screwing whales and perhaps elephants.

BondFan4518

Anyone remember the memorable Scary Movie 4 scene related to both this comment and this Fail?

Cloral

Was anything in Scary Movie 4 memorable? I ask because after Scary Movie 3 I thought there wasn’t any way SM4 could be worth seeing.

 
 
 
 
 
 
State Your Name

Sure it’s that big, but what’s the point of it all if you’ve got erectile dysfunction?

 
ronber

He rules every cock fight.

Gorgonzola

I hear he’s been getting rather cocky about it recently.

 
Dragonwriter

And don’t ever try to sell him anything, because he’ll just try to dicker.

Biff

Since I couldn’t reply is the bumper thread, I’d like to point Dragonwriter to the definition of “sarcastic” in the dictionary. :)

BondFan4518

You NEVER, EVER point Dragonwriter to a dictionary. That would be like pointing God to a bible.

Khaaaaaaan

Hmm? You mean Dragonwriter would look at the dictionary and say “What in the heck were you thinking when you wrote this in MY name?”

 
raelalt

That has got WIN written all over it.

Jurgen

*Masterbates*
Now it’s got something else all over it.

Henny Youngman

Yeah, head cheese.

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fuzz on the concept

omidragron yes
WMD, dude
____
(*weapons of masterful dragon)

Dragonwriter

ohmidawg…I cannot tell you how much I’ve enjoyed this thread. You people are amazing and wonderful.

Well…not jurgen–he’s just disgusting and weird. But the rest of you rock.

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fuzz on the concept

He’s got failin’ arches.

 
Admiral Apparent

His arches need buttressing.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Fate

That guy is gonna get back problems if he has to carry that around all his life. I’m starting a charity to support men with this affliction.

You can buy your purple “cockstrong” bracelets starting next week.

State Your Name

Do you accept payments in Vietnamese Dong?

 
x-bert

Will those be bracelets??… or Rings?

 
Loz

Does it come with a rubber fist?

BondFan4518

Or a subscription to OMFG magazine?

Guy Over Yonder

Or an overly sharp Samurai Sword?