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Rats, now there are 2.
first to reply to second reply
There’s rats here? Damn lazy lolcats…
they’re being chased by the loldogs
But the loldogs can’t catch them because they’re too crap.
THANKS FOR THE UPDATE, PRIVATE!
UPDATE THE PRIVATES, THANKS!
No, Thank YOU.
.
-The Privates
*Saves Private Ryan*
I NOMinate the rats to be eaten by the lolcats.
I NOMinate you for a shiny award and the lifetime achieve-a-mint award.
Gay fail.
I’m Captain Weiner, and I approve of this gay photo!
Yes, I *am* happy to see you.
How is it gay?
the man is hugging a penis
Since when has it been gay to hug your own penis? I’m in serious trouble in that case.
Since when has it been “serious trouble” to be gay?
Since when does a person have to be gay to be in serious trouble?
are you retarded? that’s not really his penis. it’s some kind of sculpture. therefore, it’s gay. sheeesh. still not getting it?!? bend over, i’ll show ya
um, duh?
Potency win.
Shame he’ll never be able to use it.
not very potent, look how limp it is. He needs a whole crate of Viagra.
I have seen some loose women also, but none quite that loose. All its good for is screwing whales and perhaps elephants.
Anyone remember the memorable Scary Movie 4 scene related to both this comment and this Fail?
Was anything in Scary Movie 4 memorable? I ask because after Scary Movie 3 I thought there wasn’t any way SM4 could be worth seeing.
please expound
FREE WILLY!
Willi is sad that he has been freed
Sure it’s that big, but what’s the point of it all if you’ve got erectile dysfunction?
Depth finder?
GIRTH!
He rules every cock fight.
I hear he’s been getting rather cocky about it recently.
And quite big-headed.
He has an over-blown ego.
And don’t ever try to sell him anything, because he’ll just try to dicker.
Since I couldn’t reply is the bumper thread, I’d like to point Dragonwriter to the definition of “sarcastic” in the dictionary.
You NEVER, EVER point Dragonwriter to a dictionary. That would be like pointing God to a bible.
Hmm? You mean Dragonwriter would look at the dictionary and say “What in the heck were you thinking when you wrote this in MY name?”
omg. yes.
That has got WIN written all over it.
*Masterbates*
Now it’s got something else all over it.
Yeah, head cheese.
omidragron yes
WMD, dude
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(*weapons of masterful dragon)
ohmidawg…I cannot tell you how much I’ve enjoyed this thread. You people are amazing and wonderful.
Well…not jurgen–he’s just disgusting and weird. But the rest of you rock.
*hug***
He drives me nuts!
Where?
He’s got failin’ arches.
I roffled
His arches need buttressing.
Did you say buttering???
…ooooh. Nevermind.
Honey butter?
My favorite kind…
The modern day Priapus?
so true, so true
That guy is gonna get back problems if he has to carry that around all his life. I’m starting a charity to support men with this affliction.
You can buy your purple “cockstrong” bracelets starting next week.
Do you accept payments in Vietnamese Dong?
Will those be bracelets??… or Rings?
Does it come with a rubber fist?
Or a subscription to OMFG magazine?
Or an overly sharp Samurai Sword?
Or a bacon flavored puppy?