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There is one comment.
Rats, now there are 2.
first to reply to second reply
Omg, you are practically a failblog noob!
There’s rats here? Damn lazy lolcats…
they’re being chased by the loldogs
But the loldogs can’t catch them because they’re too crap.
THANKS FOR THE UPDATE, PRIVATE!
UPDATE THE PRIVATES, THANKS!
No, Thank YOU.
.
-The Privates
*Saves Private Ryan*
*Saves Ryan’s privates*
*Paves private road*
what private road?
*paves ryan’s privates*
in soviet russia, privates save ryan
REsurfaces
lolComments
in soviet russia, privates thank you!
in ukraine we thank you privates for killing us!
I NOMinate the rats to be eaten by the lolcats.
I NOMinate you for a shiny award and the lifetime achieve-a-mint award.
I NOWinate you all for the SHUT UP award.
I’m laughing so hard I can’t breath.
you just take my breathe away
imagine the pussy llmao
wow, he must need the jolly green giant to get a handjob
almost as big as mine! haha
wow you’re insecure.
Gay fail.
I’m Captain Weiner, and I approve of this gay photo!
Yes, I *am* happy to see you.
How is it gay?
the man is hugging a penis
Since when has it been gay to hug your own penis? I’m in serious trouble in that case.
Since when has it been “serious trouble” to be gay?
Since when does a person have to be gay to be in serious trouble?
seriously, why display a penis in a art exhibition and why in the world is a gay man posting a gay picture of himself hugging a gay penis in front of a gay cameraman expecting to get some gay comments from some gay people like all of you
…says Valvolgay
thats frightening. you just offended the gay community.
“Since when has it been “serious trouble” to be gay?”
.
I don’t have the shoes for it.
are you retarded? that’s not really his penis. it’s some kind of sculpture. therefore, it’s gay. sheeesh. still not getting it?!? bend over, i’ll show ya
um, duh?
No, he’s implying that it’s his penis by the position of his pelvis… get it right.
*hugs his own penis*
Well, I suppose somebody has to do it.
*shrugs at self-hugger’s autistic license*
how are you doing this? Is it detachable?
no, it’s just enormous.
*sigh*
No worries, he has such bad eyesight (going blind from you-know-what) that he mistakes ants for mastiffs as well.
and still, you are just an ant.
Wow, raelalt…you’re right!
It’s a curse but I deal with it.
wow… thats like actual size for me
he missiled my point, yet again.
No “missile” jokes on 9/11 please. Never EVER NEVER EVER . . .uhh. . what’s the last word?
r u gay huh huh huh huh
Potency win.
Shame he’ll never be able to use it.
Yeah really? Wanna see him dead eh? ‘Cause if that guy got sexually aroused he would surely suffer from exsanguination and subsequently die a veery strenuos death.
no bloody hell
I’ll have a frosty glass of alcohol-free exsangria.
not very potent, look how limp it is. He needs a whole crate of Viagra.
I have seen some loose women also, but none quite that loose. All its good for is screwing whales and perhaps elephants.
Anyone remember the memorable Scary Movie 4 scene related to both this comment and this Fail?
Was anything in Scary Movie 4 memorable? I ask because after Scary Movie 3 I thought there wasn’t any way SM4 could be worth seeing.
please expound
FREE WILLY!
Willi is sad that he has been freed
Sure it’s that big, but what’s the point of it all if you’ve got erectile dysfunction?
Depth finder?
GIRTH!
He rules every cock fight.
I hear he’s been getting rather cocky about it recently.
And quite big-headed.
He has an over-blown ego.
And don’t ever try to sell him anything, because he’ll just try to dicker.
Since I couldn’t reply is the bumper thread, I’d like to point Dragonwriter to the definition of “sarcastic” in the dictionary.
You NEVER, EVER point Dragonwriter to a dictionary. That would be like pointing God to a bible.
Hmm? You mean Dragonwriter would look at the dictionary and say “What in the heck were you thinking when you wrote this in MY name?”
omg. yes.
That has got WIN written all over it.
*Masterbates*
Now it’s got something else all over it.
Yeah, head cheese.
omidragron yes
WMD, dude
____
(*weapons of masterful dragon)
ohmidawg…I cannot tell you how much I’ve enjoyed this thread. You people are amazing and wonderful.
Well…not jurgen–he’s just disgusting and weird. But the rest of you rock.
*hug***
Don’t look now my lovely Dragon,
but it appears you may have a groupie.
“No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.”
~ Robert Burton
“Love…it kills sheep.”
~ William Shakespeare
And really annoys the farmer.
Anyway, thats not normal behaviour…
Lo, I am of the wing.
Hark! the heavens
beckon softly.
O wild west wind,
thou breath of autumn’s being,
receive ol’ me,
this bard of flightless wing.
Let me dance upon your
cloud kissed knees,
Nay! Embrace me with
your bosom breeze!
Lo! I am one with the wind!
Oh rapture!
Lo. I am ruptured.
-Berke Breathed
Must have been his Opus.
“god” didnt write the bible, man did, idiot
He drives me nuts!
Where?
Actually that’s spelled “my”, not “me”.
And “sucks”, not “drives”.
My where sucks?
Someone utters “spelled” and Loz comes crawling from her dark corner.
And yes, your where sucks.
ghouck by ronber
I don’t understand why he won’t call me.
If my work is a ‘dark corner’ then yes, yes I did.
I love ronber, his comments are always so hilarious!
He’s got failin’ arches.
I roffled
His arches need buttressing.
Did you say buttering???
…ooooh. Nevermind.
Honey butter?
My favorite kind…
am i still punished?
Are you stalking my Dragon? Back off!
*protects fiercely*
(I like your avatar, it’s rather vulval.)
No it doesn’t. It doesn’t even have wheels.
.
Oh. Nevermind
*SNORK!* @ raelalt
*HUG!* @ Loz.
…um OK
Swedish boxy car, or female sex organ?
You make the call.
I’ll take the sex, pls
*HUGS* for my fiery friend.
it’s the crest of the sin’dorei
That’s about as obscure as the emblem of the Razgriz (mine, btw).
i changed it
it hasnt werked
The modern day Priapus?
Mean mean stride?
Don’t rush it man.
Why? Why? Z?
so true, so true
That guy is gonna get back problems if he has to carry that around all his life. I’m starting a charity to support men with this affliction.
You can buy your purple “cockstrong” bracelets starting next week.
Do you accept payments in Vietnamese Dong?
Will those be bracelets??… or Rings?
Does it come with a rubber fist?
Or a subscription to OMFG magazine?
Or an overly sharp Samurai Sword?
Or a bacon flavored puppy?
mmmmm..bacon
Mmmmm… puppy.
mmmmm… flavored
mmmmm… or.
mmmm… s.a.u.s.a.g.e
in an non-gay way
not that there’s anything worng with that ;P
dammit but there is with my comments “wrong” fail for me…
…So that’s where I left it… At a public airport… Ooooohh, I’m so silly…
It’s that damn detachable penis problem, you have to use tacks to keep it on. Or pushpins if you are in the office. (I dunno what you would use to keep in on in the orifice so don’t ask!)
That’s what she said …
in The Office
usually, detachable penises (don’t know the plural form) are called strap-ons….they tend to be held on with straps
I knew I should have asked an expert, thanks!
You should know…! You bought one yesterday!
I don’t want to know where he left it…
You’d need a mirror.
You don’t, as you can exactly feel where…
penii
although there aren’t usually multiples in the same group. which is why you don’t know.
Is this in Gardemoen, Oslo?
Gardemoen, I choose you!
Gardemoen, fail statue attack!
It is comments like this rare gem, that keep me coming back to failblog.
Victory is yours!
funny how all norwegians recognize gardermoen <3 spent some amazing time there
sausage sausage! *masturbation attack*
Yeah, I’ve been there.
yeah, everybody has a huge cock like that at some point in their life
Loled
From the picture, it looks like we just missed you
Naaah, dude… It’s not Gardemoen… It you meant Gardermoen on the other hand, then, yeah, thumbs up.
Yes.
now can he get it up?
Imagining the Statue of Liberty nekkid?
By dreaming of the Statue of Liberty disrobed?
That or the Colossus of Rhodes.
Personally, I find the Eiffel Tower to be the most arousing.
What about the Washington monument? Or Cleopatra’s needle (for Londoners)?
Or the statues of no limitations.
Or the… Damn no way I could beat that one.
Not without a giant rubber fist anyway.
Well-Hung Gardens of Babylon
Not an actual building – FAIL!
Not even a monument or a statue or one of the wonders of the world — FAIL!
oh, and … this dick has no PEER AMID us:
____
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my dick, ye mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
lkol
penis
Stuck, don’t touch.
Previous fail reference win!
…mighter than the sword!
haha! *golf clap*
Got the clap from playing golf? … Yer doin it wrong.
LOLZ
Not playing it wrong, just playing with the wrong person.
Well, now that you’ve got it, I’m afraid you’ll have to take a penalty stroke.
Last time I played golf I broke 70.
Last time I played, I broke 3.
… 2 Irons and a Putter …
.. badump-CHING!
Last time Nancy Drew played golf she got sand in her trap.
*summons golf cartman*
keene wit?
And that’s a lot of clubs.
Raelalt was a true diamond mind in the rough,
who had the wit to call a spade a sand wedge.
I’ll always *heart* his fair ways.
Not to some Samurai Swords, it’s not.
i can get away with saying that word on this occasion? ;D
Look, he has a ;D. Does that mean he is flirting with me?? Or is he just a tease? I shall find out….
and the saga continues.
.. How is this a fail? I mean that individual clearly intended to walk up to that statue and pretend it was his “ho-ha” . And by the look on his face wanted his picture taken while doing it.
If anything this is a “Attempt at making a statue that doesn’t look Phallic Fail”
This Fail is Fail at Fail.. Triple negative FTW
it’s obvious it’s not the person that’s failing, but the statue.. so yeah, an “Attempt at making a statue that doesn’t look Phallic Fail” if you will
But a fair bit of art is actually sexual in nature, either phallic or yonic (vaginal). So the artist might have been trying to make a non-obscene penis, and the guy was trying to salvage the left-over obscenity by posing with it.
It is an amusing picture but I do not think it is a fail.
How about a maturity fail?
Hells yeah. I bet this guy had to line up behind all the other frat boys to take this picture. Every one of them thought it was sooo damn clever.
Yes, it’s your penis. It’s very large. Ha ha ha. I am amuse.
Now, go take out the garbage.
… and get a job while you’re out there…
and move out of your parents’ basement.
I don’t think it can be considered a maturity fail unless he was trying to be mature. which is clearly not the case. I agree with the grandparent, the fail blog has one again failed to recognize humor.
it is supposed to be a penis, trust me, art major here
Agreed! It is a penis. Baiter Master Here.
seems more like a penis major
soft serve.
comment win
a score of mental age 15 love
I’d score that 15-love.
How’d you know I was talking to you love?
Love in tennis is zero.
That’s exactly how much I love tennis … ZERO
I thought you liked balls flying at your face…
I believe we call that a BURN!
Was pretty lame to be called a burn.
And what’s your mental age, love? 15? 30? 45? 2ce?
I felt bad adjusting the aim on your well-placed shot. I thought it was a little high.
I <3 Deuses!
Watch out for that backhand, Lob.
It’s ok, I got new (zorb) balls.
I feel bad for the guy. He’ll have major back problems from carrying that thing around all his life.
I’m starting a foundation. Get your purple “cockstrong” bracelets here.
i think i’ve seen this before…
Yep – and I replied to it. It’s up there ^^ hope you lol.
Error: Insufficient funniness levels. Unable to achieve LOL.
Meh.
LOL achieved
There’s nothing to see here, folks. Move along…
Dude, that bridge is going nowhere — thanks but no thanks.
Don’t mention that to the pit-bull.
Especially the one with lipstick.
A pig’s snout without lipstick is Palin comparison.
I thought she was a barracuda? I’d like to see someone put lipstick on a barracuda.
This seems apropos:
If the real thing don’t do the trick
You better make up something quick
I knew sonething about her smelled fishy….
Burn it to the wick there, Admiral.
loooooooooooooooooool
Penis enlargement WIN!!!
And I actually used to believe that all those ads I keep receiving by email were a scam. Sceptic fail.
He obviously knew it wasn’t a scam
And popped those pills like Skittles
Large dick win…
Cheney reference flops.
Are you here to warn us about penile warming or an inconvenient droop?
I think he’s here to shoo us all out of his invention.
It’s not a big phallic work; more like a series of shoo’s.
Ted Stevens would be rolling in his grave. Oh, wait. We aren’t that lucky.
*masturbates* – WIN!
Floppy?
*can’t masturbate*
I’m sure thats some type of new chair coming out from IKEA this fall…
I’m not sittin on that
butt fail?
inable to sit fail?
So, you sit on penis ?
Try it, you’ll like it.
Closet exit WIN.
Like it? you’ll try it.
nice try, ‘gunner, i like it
there’s obviously something in the water, why is the government allowing this to happen
Referring to previous post WIN!
Weird and laughable balls I must say, but the dick seems okay…i mean, who gets erection at an airport?? in these days the security will think boners are guns!!
I think the security men who keep glancing down in that region are wrong!
Maybe he’s trying to have a child with a statue. Priceless.
human biology fail
Viagra fail
Priapism FAIL!
BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING!
So a guy walks up to a piece of art shaped like a penis and says …
… “B3nd ov3r and I’ll show you a piece of art shaped like a penis.”
Fuzz, have you finally become schizophrenic?
No, he’s got a personality disorder resulting from a fire-hydrant prank gone horribly wrong.
I could have been those brownies.
if you were those brownies, i would eat you.
I think I’m dead.
Please help!
*cries*
Time is moving really really slow…
*cuddles Rogue*
It’ll be ok, I won’t let you die.
*takes advantage*
*calls 999 on a phone with only three numbers, none of which are a 9*
Oh no, she picked up the tin can with a string. I’m screwed.
Arch de Triumph. Not so triumphant.
Arc de Triomph.
Yeah, I knew I hadn’t gotten it quite right.
Don’t worry, we all make mistakes.
You could drive a Triumph over that arch.
So a rich heiress walks up to a piece of art shaped like a penis and says, “Ivana Trumph.”
“The hair on that piece of art is magnificent, I must have it for my husband!”
“You’re HIRED!”
*ahem*
Since Loz doesn’t seem to be here, please allow me to step into her
shoes for one moment.
It’s “Arc de Triomphe”, in point of fact.
This has been a public service announcement. We now return to our regularly scheduled hilarity.
“Walk this way.”
^ both a sharp wordsmith and a pointed arrowsmith
If I could walk THAT way…
I’d displace my hip.
My friend’s hip went out doing the Macarena — no one considered him hip after that.
rofl!
Hmmm…
Is that a walk, really? Isn’t it more of a meander? Or maybe a sashay? It’s not a scuttle or a clomp…maybe a mosey?
Where’s John Cleese when you need him??
dragon catches python cachet
::stamps approval of fuzz’ comment::
Thanks for that Dragon, you got my back, dude!
It would have been alot better with a girl bending down to “lick” it or something… I’ve used that thing when tying my shoelaces before just for the lulz.
Anyways, regarding those who think this is a failed fail, you fail.
I mean, apart from maybe for guys who’s got an erection problem, that is a failed statue. Or you could look for the deeper meaning, which I’d rarther not attempt and instead just laugh at the huge sloppy cock. (What else could you do whilst in a que waiting for check in??)
“Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts?”
What’s for breakfast?
We should form a club.
How did I forget about you!?
(I’ve such a simple mind.)
I can’t. I have detention.
Poor guy. That must drag on the ground when he walks.
Gives a whole new meaning to “rug burn”. Ow.
ROTFB!
(rubbing on the floor burn)
So, I rubbed the lamp, and out popped a genie. He granted me my one wish. And since I already had a giant piano, I asked for an 18 foot PIANIST….
You’re gonna have to get that lisp fixed.
*wonders what Jon’s grand baby looks like*
gardermoen flyplass ftw \o/
gayizm win! Hell, didn’t knew so many fag’s here!
I can’t see any cigarettes.
Glad you feel so at home here.
Hell hath no knewy like a grammar scorned.
More like “boner fail”.
my penis is so big if i put it on a key board it would go from A to Z
Copying a fail on the voting page win, but originality FAIL!
i thought it was pretty funny…at first i couldn’t remember where i first saw the comment
mine goes from ` to -
mine goes from ENTER to kthxbai
Mine goes from insert to eject. And then to repeat. And then Esc.
Mine goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI, whatever that means.
It means the roflcopter is coming!
please 2 forgive me kthxbai
(psst, you’re getting kinda creepy, cool it.)
Yeah, he gives me the willies.
(I’m reeeeaally glad I’m not the only one who feels that way, guys.)
Well, he’s been put on notice.
If he continues in this vein he is far game.
And you know how much we like fresh meat around here.
Juses, Rogue’s been possessed!
but i thought you were a girl
So what’s your point?
Girls can rape, too.
You do realize that a and z are next to each other on a keyboard
technology fail?
ok then from ` to \
Sure it does. knowing that Z come right before A on that keyboard. that a bout half a inch !
I don’T get it
+1
F-
OMG its a penis!
… That model was SO made on purpose.
indeed, it was…for a fact
weird that the norwegians would place at this stuff at oslo airport. but we’re pretty liberal over here
He needs Manhood Teabags with Broomrape.
Did you see that guy’s balls? Yeah, they were weird-looking!
Well Mr. Craig, that explains your W I D E stance.
haha! Good one. I’d give you the *golf clap* but I already gave it to someone else.
Some Women like my dick because its four feet… others complain that is just to damn wide.
But they complain because all those toenails need trimming.
LOL
When is a dick not a dick …
… when it’s four feet
… when it’s your mama
… when it’s four feet.
Had to post it here, too … because some Women like my feet messages.
this Women is so dump.
’ssuh ’ssuhweet
Oh Juses…it’s catching. And now it has fuzz!!! NOOOOOOOooooo!!!
Must be the golf clap.
Complete this sentence:
A quadruped is a quadruped…
♪ … but who ever heard of a talking bear?
Unless of course it’s the amazing four-left-footed
Smokey in the double-wide! ♪
FAILic statue?
Now THATs quite the manly statue ;>)
Here come Dr.TRAN!!!
Is it just me or has the threading gone haywire?
You broke it! :p
seriously, all the comments are in chron order with no threading.
its buggin’ me
I’ve never used this computer on failblog before but it uses Firefox just like at work so I don’t understand wassup. ICHC’s threading still works for me
Fail Blog said they were trying to fix the browser crashing problem…I’m guessing that this is the result of the “fix”.
Whew! Thanks thought I was going crazy (ok, crazier). Hope this isn’t a permanent fix. Oh well, off to other stufff. Talk to you tomorrow if this is fixed by then anyway.
*wave**raspberry*@ dragon “i’m gonna watch dinner tv”
This is definitely at Gardermoen (Oslo Int’l Airport). I refer to it as “the Viagra ad”.
the next big thing in body modifications
Where in the name of Carroll Spinney happened to all the nesting??!!!
Ive been in this airport
saw lots of statues like it…
Let’s change direction. Is this an enormous circumcision or what?
Is this thing real? If so what it is supposed to symbolize besides a giant limp cock? I cant imagine that shit being approved to be put in display in a public place.
Artist – hey can i put giant big cock of my craftsmanship somewhere where international travellers can see it?
Administration – sure thing go ahead pal
This huge cock thingy is located @ gardemoen airport in norway!
it brings joy to travlers.. lol
You should see the one that replaced this one! good thing the roof is high!
No one really put a lot of thought into the “art” at Gardemoen (Norway)…
Hey that’s the airport in oslo! Norwegian fail!
This is NOT a fail, this is a WIN!!
This guy is the man. This should be deemed win.
this is a fail cause da damn statue(<– is it a statue?) loox like a co..sorry…di….err…penis
Thats at the norwegian airport Gardemoen!!!!
WIN
go norway!!!
ØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØØ
DROP A DEUCE.
this isn’t actually a guy with a big penis.
it’s a big penis with a large genital wart.
LOL oh thats funny
That’s from “Gardemoen” in Norway. Viva la Proud Norwegian =)
Hey we have matching sizes! what aa qiwicidinc
wow lol who would do that ……………..
me
wow lol who would do that……………………………
probably me
Lol, ive been there.
Its at the Gardemoen airport in Oslo Norway
did you visit the humongous penis attraction while you were there?
i am numer 78678765434567 to comment
i am the best betrter sjh lol hahah noobs
WHERE is this …? I need to go and erm… research…
ooh, one lucky lady ; )
hmm… why does that white guy have a brown penis? poor guy. someone should really have him checked out.
EPIC WIN.
Not as big as MINE