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Lol

Lol… it reads “Juices”.

Hee Haw

“Juices” is an insightful publication. What hat wouldn’t read it?

 
izzyboy

I was reading it as “Jewses”

Sara J

You know who DIDN’T love the Juses? Hitler.

thepowerofblue

*gives ronber a laxative*

ronber

Thank you Jusus. Now lots of shit.

brewski

I *heart* laxatives. And shit.

ronber

I heard “laxatives” and shit.

fuzz on the concept

I think you mean an I <3 Juseshat.

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Sara J

Jumpin’ Jehosephat!

 
Kerfuffle Monger

Since we’ve spliced hats and laxatives, should the cap be an asshat?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dragonwriter

I love ji—

I just can’t do it. I could have before, but now it just sounds too much like our friend Vienna Dorkage.

thepowerofblue

Everybody type quitely, Loz is sleeping!

Loz

Nah I’m not, I just died a small death.

ronber

After masturbating?
*masturbates*

Loz

Understanding-the-joke fail.

ronber

La petite mort…
Yeah I know you failed to get it.

Sara J

Understanding your joke was irrelevant when you failed to understand the original joke.

ronber

… as stated § 12, failblog law…
nerd fail

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Loz

It’s actually masculine, ‘le petit mort’ :p

 
ronber

No, it is not. You fail again.

*wikipedia*

 
fuzz on the concept

Appears Loz needs a French stickler for her petite mort spells.

 
French Stickler

Moi? Non!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Quit jerkin' my merkin

I cannot type quitely…I can barely type adequitely ;)

 
 
thepowerofblue

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! That was a fun ride!
(When I originally replied to Loz going “zz”, it was at the bottom of the page. Now it’s all the way up here!)

 
fuzz on the concept

to zz … perchance to experience Rapid Eye Movement references …
(or ones to Juses Just Left Chicago a Top a ZZ)

 
 
 
ronber

In Soviet Russia, juice hate you.

fuzz on the concept

In Soviet haberdashery, Juses hat you.

 
 
Quit jerkin' my merkin

The Juice is the man who will not be blamed for nothing.

Quit jerkin' my merkin

…or was that the juses?
(language confuses with its many uses = clarity loses)

 
 
Admiral Apparent

Vegetarians hate juses.

 
 
 
Kerfuffle Monger

Juicy Jews rool.

 
 
 
 
 
Noaksey

That’s what she said!

 
Martinez

I thought he was called Jebus ;-)

Alastair

wasn’t it brian?

and am i the only one who’d buy that cap?

 
State Your Name

Brian? He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy.

thepowerofblue

Or I shall taunt you a second time!

State Your Name

Stop thinking about sex!

Outback Jon

I’m Brian and so’s my wife!

 
 
 
matt

Sooooo,
how much was this?

matt

whats this doing all the way up here?
i posted a reply at the bottom :(

 
 
 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

You know who else absolutely would not buy this I love this Juses hat? Hitler you bastard you killed kenny hi Sara how are you you NAZI asse.

 
 
 
 
 
Alex-X-x

so, there should be jesus?

K

Is this a rhetorical question? A philosophical musing? A pining-after-religion utterance?

Loz

I lost my religion, here in the corner.

ripple

I can see you! In the spotlight!

 
fuzz on the concept

You’re dreaming.

Loz

I thought that I heard you laughing?

Huggy Bear

eric clapton? he’s here?

 
Gorgonzola