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Who doesn’t?
Lol… it reads “Juices”.
“Juices” is an insightful publication. What hat wouldn’t read it?
I was reading it as “Jewses”
You know who DIDN’T love the Juses? Hitler.
No shit.
*gives ronber a laxative*
Thank you Jusus. Now lots of shit.
I *heart* laxatives. And shit.
I heard “laxatives” and shit.
I think you mean shat.
I think you mean an I <3 Juseshat.
Jumpin’ Jehosephat!
Since we’ve spliced hats and laxatives, should the cap be an asshat?
Jumping Jew-Whose-On-First!
You know who likes this thread? Hatler.
You NAZI HAT GROUP!
___
*A hat group is an organized group or movement that advocates hat.
That’s a pretty pithy remark
It bowlered ME over.
If this doesn’t stop, I’ll turban this car around!
Don’t berete me!
toqueoot for words…
Hey…are you a fed-or-a cop?
Okay let’s cap this.
.
(oh do I ever wish I hadn’t started this)
Can anybody find me sombrero to love?
Will I be the one to end this?
*thread stalls*
*gets out, looks under the bonnet*
Apparently not. I’m going hunting…back later!
*stalks deer*
Also, 9/11. May we never EVER EVER NEVER forget.
I agree we shouldn’t forget, but do they seriously have to remind us EVERY SINGLE TIME they talk? It’s kinda in that “How can I miss you if you won’t go away” vein?
I LOL’d!
I love juces
yeah, exactly! lol
I love juice.
I love jews.
I love ji—
I just can’t do it. I could have before, but now it just sounds too much like our friend Vienna Dorkage.
zz.
Everybody type quitely, Loz is sleeping!
Nah I’m not, I just died a small death.
After masturbating?
*masturbates*
Understanding-the-joke fail.
La petite mort…
Yeah I know you failed to get it.
Understanding your joke was irrelevant when you failed to understand the original joke.
… as stated ยง 12, failblog law…
nerd fail
It’s actually masculine, ‘le petit mort’ :p
No, it is not. You fail again.
*wikipedia*
Appears Loz needs a French stickler for her petite mort spells.
Moi? Non!
WIN
Je suis une pamplemousse de France. Keep your eyes closed while you poke me or I might squirt right on up in there.
Oh drats, foiled again by those pesky kids!
Foiled? En guarde!
No, not “En Guarde”. It’s “Right Guard”. Use it.
The bo is strong with this one.
As well as the nunchaku.
As well as 9/11. Never forget.
Forget what?
Jusus.
I cannot type quitely…I can barely type adequitely
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! That was a fun ride!
(When I originally replied to Loz going “zz”, it was at the bottom of the page. Now it’s all the way up here!)
to zz … perchance to experience Rapid Eye Movement references …
(or ones to Juses Just Left Chicago a Top a ZZ)
You kill me.
But I guess everybody hurts, sometime.
Wrong R.E.M. song…
Ooooh, life… is bigger… is bigger than you and you are not me…
R.E.M. references do not discriminate.
Call me when you try to wake her up.
9/11 was the end of the world as we knew it…
And never forget that.
Mel Gibson hates juice.
In Soviet Russia, juice hate you.
In Soviet haberdashery, Juses hat you.
Dem put de fail hat on ya.
The Juice is the man who will not be blamed for nothing.
…or was that the juses?
(language confuses with its many uses = clarity loses)
Vegetarians hate juses.
Well, that’s because most juses are made with gelatin
Juicy Jews rool.
We need you Juses!!!!!
Save us!!!
Juses seavs.
Mmmmm… Orange Juice.
worthless…
Priceless… ^^
free….
uneconomical…
cheap and easy…
fiscally irresponsible
Your mum is ^^
That’s what she said!
I thought he was called Jebus
wasn’t it brian?
and am i the only one who’d buy that cap?
nope.
Brian? He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy.
Now go away.
Or I shall taunt you a second time!
Have i got a big nose?
Stop thinking about sex!
I’m Brian and so’s my wife!
Biggus Dickus and his wife Intercontinental Buttocks!
Sooooo,
how much was this?
whats this doing all the way up here?
i posted a reply at the bottom
Absolutely not.
You know who else absolutely would not buy this I love this Juses hat? Hitler you bastard you killed kenny hi Sara how are you you NAZI asse.
Nazi asse?
*luftwaffes*
*luftwafflecopters*
trying to post in german FAIL
so, there should be jesus?
Is this a rhetorical question? A philosophical musing? A pining-after-religion utterance?
I lost my religion, here in the corner.
I can see you! In the spotlight!
You’re dreaming.
I thought that I heard you laughing?
eric clapton? he’s here?
I thought that I herd you sing.
So what did we hear?
I think it must’ve been one of us crying.
That would be me, over the fact that five people took the time to continue the song’s lyrics as if they are being clever…
Oh lighten up.
Did somebody try to give us a R.E.M.’ing?
I wasn’t even HERE and I feel reamed.
*picks up scattered loose leaf sheets*
We do this every waking hour.
or just masturbating; *masturbates*
Wait ’til Biggus Dickus hears of this! He wanks vewy highly in Wome, dont’t you know?
He has a wife you know…
Stop now, you’ll incur the wrath of Khaaaaaaan
*shudders*
Not more. I can’t take any more. The lack of humour is too strong with this one!
There is no humour on 9/11.
I think I thought I saw you try.
Pining for the fjord?
I thought he was called the virgin of guadalupe
Nah, I’m pretty sure they called him King of the Jewses.
I lol’d
Wait, we didn’t capitalize His Holy Pronoun!
Damn straight.
Nooo, according to Juses it’s the gays who are damned.
(And dragons in no way, shape or form endorse or approve this message.)
He doesn’t say they’re damned, just that it is an abomination. I prefer to interpret that as merely a cultural value rather than God’s law.
It is humourous that, in the same passage, he mentions that it is an abomination to eat shellfish. Oysters, anyone?
let’s all go rastafari and say that most of what juses said (in the bible) was bybalon trying to corrupt jah, and supress the black man. therefore; gays are not damned, just opressed along with the blacks.
also, smoke pot, lots of pot.
Ye gods, woman, I was making a joke. You mean you actually have READ the book of Juses?
I knew you were making a joke :p
*sigh* let us untangle our wires once more.
And no, I haven’t read the book of Juses, I only know the general plot. Great story it is, too!
I heard they made a movie out of it!
The book was better.
Nah, too long and there was no happy ending.
Okay, you guys are obviously talking about a different book.
In the Book of Juses, there are explosions, car chases, pole dancing, and beer. I believe Michael Bay is slated to direct the movie version.
And gratuitous sex scenes. Can’t leave those out.
Gratuitous sex scenes in the most unlikely of locations. Airplane hangers amongst the parachutes for instance.
I SAID NO MORE AIRPLANE HANGERS!
*smacks Christina Crawford on the back several times*
mommy/mummy… no
wire/wired… no
dear/dearest/dreary… no
.
Damn, I got nothin’.
hangar*
And that has strangely now become a goal of mine…
hanger/hangar
Have you ever met a virgin named Guadalupe? Aren’t they normally about 13 years old and walking the streets?
XDD Jusus
I would actually buy that hat and wear it everywhere I went just to see what people say. ;D
hehe yeah
Juses saves
Gretzky shoots… He scores!!!
I heart the Juses, the Cathlickses, the Morminses, the Presbuttonhereiuses…
It’s a statement in support of the people of Israel, or as the cap maker would spell it, Isreal. You no, the juuuuuuuuuuuuuses.
failspell of “jebus”, that’s for sure!
Why is there a giant hook? snake? on the cap.
Snake snake ohohohohohohoho snake, badger badger badger badger
/misses the fail and notices the irrelevant
closer inspection and realization of plastic bit win
self-esteem lose
Feel free to esteem yourself, because now I’ve got that stupid song in my head.
isn’t dat be teh most awesomingestest?
When Weebls-stuff had a World Cup version of it out I let the score run to 200-0 HA.
If anyone knows what I’m talking about..
footy footy footy footy england england
dude, me too…
Nah nah nananah
nah nah nananah *bangs*
Okay, how about this one…
We like the moon
coz it is close to us
we like the moooon!
but not as much as a spoon
’cause that’s more use for eating soup
and a fork isn’t very useful for that
unless it has got many vegetables
and then you might be better off with a
chop-stick
unlike the moon
it is up in the sky
it’s up there very high
but not as high
as maybe
digibles or zeppelins
or lightbulbs
and maybe clouds
and puffins also I think maybe
they go quite high too
maybe not as high as the moon
coz the moon is very high
we like the moon
the moon is very useful everyone
everybody like the moon
because it light up the sky at night
and it lovely
and it makes the tide go and we like it
but not as much as cheese
we really like cheese
we like zeppelins
we really like them
and we like kelp and we like moose
and we like deer and we like marmots
and we like all the fluffy animals
we really like the moon
Which firm’s song is THAT?
It represents the serpent from the Garden of Eden, duh!
mushroom MUSHROOM
a-badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
It’s like a cross between Jesus and Judas, which is a little disturbing.
I’m a little disturbing!
I’m not sure which one of your split personalities I’m replying to, but, yes you are
Both of yuses.
You are the cross we have to bear.
(Put a hat on — don’t tempt the angels with your ursinine bear head.)
Women must wear head coverings in temple so not to tempt the angels and produce more nephalim. I think a bear head would do just fine.
I love the smell of nephalim in the morning.
Um, hopefully AFTER they’ve showered. PHEW!
very nice. it’s called engrish.
It’s called Festivus.
It’s called poetic juses.
here, have a pun medal, and a food, and loads of LOLz
Another bear head — have a hat and a warm hug and stay away from Steven Cold Bear.
How about Steven Cold Beer?
Then I’d be inclined to put my lips to your frostie mug.
That would be a good way to taste my bubbly personality.
Shocking….
There there…you’ll understand when you’re older.
Technically this isn’t a fail if you live in the redneck South, where everything is spelled, or pronounced, screwy. This fail is making my diabeetus act up.
Let’s have an insulin party, baby.
I’ll bring the frosties.
Previous FAIL ref FTW!!!
Subsequent kissing reference for a frostie biting!
*Eskimo kisses*
Do Juses save?
Do they love me?
We need to know!
Little minds to him belong.
They are fail and spell it wrong.
You’re tickling me far too much today fuzz-san.
… and ร la franรงaise no less … *still toying with Loz*
Oh you tease :p
When my son was three I asked him if he knew the story of Jesus and he said sure – Swiss Jesus has holes in it, cheddar Jesus is orange..
Baby Jesus comes wrapped in red wax.
That’s awesome. I worship Stilton Jesus…
Swiss Jesus isn’t the only Jesus to have holes in it
True, the real Jesus had holes in him, too.
Are you implying that the Swiss Jesus isn’t the real Jesus?
Yes. Never trust the Swiss. They’re just too… nice.
Oh, you are *so* going to a place that doesn’t exist to live the rest of eternity among beings that don’t exist who will pretend to torture you until you don’t cry out in agony.
LOL. I think I love you.
Don’t stigmataze me, bro.
I lol-ed at that one ^
Err… who?
fur sur dis not made in Mexico. “hay suse” def knows how to spell his name.
dis r falt for keepn wurk in mareeca.
What? I believe in “hoo sayse”!
I can’t believe it, I just ran “juses” on Answers dot com and the return was phenomenal ! Lots of misspelling in the titles.
I guess I need a life
*goes to eat worms*
By the way, it’s spelled wurm in German. And Worms is a German town. Don’t eat it.
Like the Diet of Worms. Which made me snort out lout in grade 12 history. Yup.
You snorted out a lout??? Holy CRAP that must have been painful!
*snorts:* “LOUT!”
Much more painful to have let Mr Vienna Sausage reside up there.
BETELJUSES! BETELJUSES! MRSAUSAGES!
DRAGON HIDE YOUR EGGS
Now aren’t you getting just a wee bit personal there?
no young dragons= wyrms
That thing you tools think is a snake is a hook to hang the hat on a sales rack with.
That thing you think is a hook is a tool to hang yourself from the sales rack with.
Oh noes! Is that a preposition on the end of your sentence?
In Soviet Russia, snake hangs YOU on sales rack…
She loves ‘em
Swear she does it on purpose to taunt me.
You guys are killing me. Either you have all become humor impaired, or I’m just not as funny as I think I am.
Uh oh. According to Occam’s Razor…
*sobs*
I’m sorry, it had to happen one day.
Here, I’m feeling generous, you can borrow some of my mojo
No thanks…I’ll just charge the batteries.
Remember to turn down the intensity after installing new batteries.
behind the iron curtain batteries change you
You are the funniest dragon alive and I love you unconditionally for that. Don’t worry, boo-boo. Come snuggle in my bosom and I will calm your soul.
behind iron curtain souls calm bosoms
I made a preposition at the end of my sentence and they added five more years.
I’m still skeptical. So kill me.
This comment thing that looks like a tool was supposed to be a’hooked with killskeptics’ post.
*hangs head on a sales rack*
bad joke anyways, not worth it
So kill me already.
Who the hell to you think you are anyway, Juses?
Hell? Juses?
*head asseplodes*
I praise Cheezus.
I praise cheezus’s Weezus
Im just wondering who Juses is… Jesus retarded kid brother? O.o
BLASPHEMER!
He made a Jesus joke, and got struck by lightning. Best post I’ve ever seen. And it helped my faith.
If you read it backwards, our ever-present annoyance Vienna might like it. Still misspelled, but whatever.
wouldn’t sujes anyone read it sideways.
Oh would sujes stop it? Liver alone, cheese with me.
Hey Juses, don’t let me down …
Remember to let her proofread your hat,
Then you can start to make it better.
Na, na, na, na na na na. Na na na na, hay-soos.
Jusie, Jusie, Jusie, Jusie, Jusie, Jus-OWWWW!
WHERE’S YOUR DOG NOW??!?!?
FIRST!!!!!!
Another piece of bargain FAIL
Jesus saves after he passes each level. Juses won’t save anything, crap!
jesus saves hepasses to noah he shoots HE SCORES!!!
But, seriously,
Watt Wood Juses Dew?
Well, Jesus was a Jew. Maybe the hat maker wanted to express that fact?
wow. i want in the “i can be another ironic stupid hipster too” kind of way.
juses loves you, everyone else thinks you faileded
SAVE ME JEESUB!
/Simpsons geek
It’s mine, my own…. my Juses….
God I’m sleep deprived
He goes by the name Hesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Hesus can I borrow your crowbar?
I heart jusus too. Jusus loves me this I know ;>) Engrish FAIL.
For the Bebli tells me so.
Juses loves you.
Jebus Christ, that’s the greatest hat I’ve ever seen!! If this was in fact at a dollar store, I can’t belive this guy didn’t buy this awesomeness at that unbeatable price!
Are you kidding me?!
THAT HAT IS OBVIOUSLY A HUGE DOLLAR STORE WIN.
What’s the matter with you people anyway, for Chirst’s sake?
Holy psychic twins, Batman!
Isn’t that Blasphemy, somehow…
Doesn’t matter. Blasphemy in itself is already FAIL!
Somebody PLEASE tell me where I can buy this hat XDDD