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dude, look out for that POLE!
Where’s my hat?
Someone stole it last night. That’s what the reporter’s talking about!
Must be a slooooow news day.
“Pole on cranium violence: The Full Story.” They were trying to stay “a head” of the game.
Is being punny your only skill, talonsofpeace?
He’s taken annoying to an artform, that’s for sure.
I must hurt you…badly!!!
Please don’t hurt talons badly. If you are going to hurt him, do it well.
Lack of wit win.
So yes.
Wit fail
Don’t lose your “head!”
I bet he’s got all sorts of submarines with screen doors.
In Soviet Poland, Poles look out for YOU!!
Best reversal joke I’ve heard in a while!
lol clever.
Full of WIN.
Epic!
oh God! “Bongggggggggg”
God?
*masturbates*
You might want to consider a different username, bodhisattva of infinite compassionate wisdom –
because you’re definitely doing it wrong.
Jesus watches you masturbate. Remember that.
Be that as it may, He does kill a kitteh every time someone jacks off, thereby improving the average grammatical aptitude of the world.
Amen to that.
Oh, sorry lolcattus, that was insensitive. Here, have a cheezburger.
KITTEH?!?
*masturbates*
Sounds kind of perverted to watch people masturbate. Is Jesus perverted?
No, just that he watches over all good christians.
And what is that avatar?
So… Masturbating doesn’t mean you’re not a good christian, then. Masturbate away, people! Jesus is watching, but he doesn’t really mind!
I didn’t know Jesus was into that…Maybe I should give Christianity another shot
Yes, and I know that infinite compassionate wisdom is all about feeling good about yourself.
super drôle ! je suis chié dessus ! Et là, merde, ça pue !
Pourquoi êtes-vous parler en français?
Perhaps you’re onto something there, Avalo’.
Just keep a wisdom eye open for Manjushri’s sword.
Sword? Is that some innuendo or am I thinking too much (or too little)?
You can google for images of Manjushri. He typically represents “wisdom” and Avalokitesvara represents “compassion” — the twin paramount virtues in Mahayana Buddhism. Manjushri carries a sword to assist us in cutting through delusion and removing distractions.
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Manjushri is “Monju” in Japanese (文殊 ).
Avalokitesvara is “Kannon” (觀音 — he got a “sex change” in China on her way to Japan.)
Druggie.
Classic. Beautiful. Cinematic magic! I had to watch it 3 times. I laughed, I cried… This is the first fail to make me LOL in a week.
That fail is the stuff of win. Indeed, I had a good LOL.
me too.
Chuck, Chuck, Chuck-Chuck
The FAILHole…
Watch out for that POLE… (bah-dum-dum)
Watch out for that….
….POLE!!!
(with apologies to ‘George of The Jungle’)
Oh, and BTW….
“First!!”
–Flutter
That must mean I’m second. Yippee!
Third? :]
:[[
We’re VERY serious.
*poke*
Second!
meep meep!
*Lays bird seed*
I hope you remembered that Acme is having a sale on bird seed.
Really?
*Dashes off to Acmemart*
Ooh! Buy one get one free for dynamite!
I want one of those strap-on rocket backpacks. Half-Off!
How ’bout a commemorative ACME cup?
Yeah two girls just got one this morn.
…And now, the news.
Two girls were arrested after defecating and urinating with a cup in public. The cup was manufactured by ACME, a company intenent on global domination, and the quickly recalled all cups.
We go back to Chuck Storm, who is live. Chuck, what do you have for us?
::Drops portable black hole (purchased from an Acme store in Geneva) on top of BFF::
Aaaaaaaaaaah…….
*Disappears*
I dropped some spot remover on my dog.
Now he’s gone.
Can we go back to the part where raelalt buys a strap-on…? ‘Cuz I’m STILL laughing at that one.
well guys i have a lamp-post shaped hole in my face,
back to you in the studio.
I seem to have fallen into an endless void, so that’s the end of the news. Have a good evening (in my timezone anyway)
*Shuffles papers business-like*
So.. pretty sure the camera operator and boom man saw the pole coming and decided the reporter fucker deserved to get his face smashed?
Camera guy win!
Don’t think he had time to look, he was probably looking through the viewfinder and couldn’t see the pole out of the corner of his eye. Camera guy win for not failing as hard as Chuck.
hilarious
That was the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
That’s what she said.
Excellent use of a classic, bravo.
*Golf Clap*