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Havent’t this been here before?
It happens too often.
Maybe it was another incident in the same place a month later.
Maybe he was sleeping while the driving teacher was teaching how to park the car.
What happens too often? The duplicate or the parking?
If you mean the parking, well then I think someone needs to get some lessons…
the pic you idiot. It’s been in the blog before. Failblog=fail…ohh the irony.
The fail is strong in this comment string
Jen… I’m your father.
YOU HAD A SEX CHANGE?!
Didn’t you know? I used to be Bob.
mr. bob dobalina ?
Sadly no, Mr. Robert Paulson was my name.
His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson.
Bobby Paulson?
His name was Robert Paulson
Bob Loblaw.
Well atleast you had nice man boobs.
LOL
I am Jack’s total lack of parking skills.
I am Jack’s pink rubber fist.
Absolutley an idiot, no dubt about it. No, sirie.
ever since women got the vote…
Grammar/spelling fail. “Hasn’t this been here before?” Spelling fail because you spelled “Havent’t” which is as fail as the failed parking fail. Fail.
Also, cheeseburgers.
Spelling fail: cheezburgers.
nomnomnom i can haz cheezbrglrz?
I can has cheezburgers?
http://aegis-runestone.deviantart.com/art/Lolcat-Error-92696144
I eat ur cheezburgers. >:3
Spelling fail to you! It is in fact Cheeseburger. LOLcats just proves that everyone is basically turning to cat loving illiterate morons. So fail to you and fail to every other dumb ass people who surround themselves with the obsession of lolcats and other dumb shit. -BUT- Failblog is actually hilarious as hell!!
James: Fail at understanding a joke. Also, win at getting incredibly angry about something that doesn’t matter.
James – playing with fire! Almost got burned!!
Whatever. Go eat a Cheezburger and go cuddle with scratchy. I hope you get a coronary.
A new low in internet communication! J-boy wants someone to die of a coronary over the spelling of grilled ground beef with cheese on top. Bravo!!!
No, ‘get a coronary’ as in ‘get a heart’.
It is just a misunderstanding.
‘whatever’
I just want to point out that this was James the Lesser making those comments.
You want me to get something resembling a crown? How nice! I wonder if it’ll be a tiara, like I’m going to be the Queen… or if it’ll be a halo, like I’m going to be sainted!
*looks forward to being coronated*
You’re already an angel in my eyes.
*flaps wings*
Overreaction WIN!
Calm down you commie bastard.
I think someone has an irony deficiency. I recommend dietary supplements.
supple mints? yum!
Supple mints sounds like something out of Brave New World – A new type of SOMA, perhaps?
my favorite!
Oh my, you need to be around smarter people if you thought this was NOT a joke.
James, when you offered “fail to every other dumb ass people” … I’m curious … why didn’t you give fail to all dumb ass populations, instead of every other one?
You Sourpuss. LOLcats is frekin awesome…
Good taste fail. Lol.
Intelligence fail.
You too!
I kinda thought he was parodying the “Dont’t drink and drive” sign, or whatever that was a while back. (Memory of a sieve, over here.)
yeesh, one could say the same of your comment. i’ll leave it to someone else.
zync zing
Dang you, talon! Now, I WANT a cheeseburger! D:
Trust me, you don’t want him to prepare it for you.
failed attempt to sound cool fail.
i will too bet it was a women driver with bit mellons.
*bites mellons*
*hug*
Where’s my hat?
zoom zoom zoom FAIL!
Yes, it has. In the voting section.
tbh, this is easily done. As a driver of a large car myself, Its hard to judge how far forward into a bay you are.
Then stop driving for the sake of us all…. OR get a damn mini cooper
Seconded. Get a smaller car you disgusting planet-killer.
You drive a large car? Why do you hate America?
I don’t drive a large car or hate America…
Anyone contributing to this thread hates America (including Canada and Central and South America) and drives large cars that are killing the planet. Oh crap. I hate America too then. *Drives off parking structure*
I drive a small Japanese SUV, and its gas mileage is better than American made cars half its size.
Of course, I suppose my purchase of a foreign-made car means I hate America, too. Sorry America… you make a car that’ll last me 300,000 miles and get me more than 25 mpg, and I’ll buy it!
Sorry, I almost forgot.
*drives off the parking structure*
I don’t own a car, so I must hate all industrial nations. I do spend a lot of time in carparks shooting up, though.
*shoots up and walks off parking structure*
actually, i can’t be bothered with the walking bit.
Just sit on the edge and lean back.
Lean back, homie.
Now we livin’ better now, Gucci sweater now.
*kicks self for knowing that lyric*
Now it’s happening now!
I just got off the phone with my relatives, they either drive big, planet killing cars, or foreign imports, so either way they all hate America. *Observes extened family drive off parking structure in mass-suicide*
I don’t own a real car. I just play one on TV.
Fuzz once visited the home of friend whose little daughter playing with a toy telephone on the porch. As he walked up, the little girl looked at him and said, “Is this a real pretend telephone?”
Fuzz, you and the girl have inherited (given by default) the world (parking structure). Do not be tempted by Adam’s auto.
I drive a Subaru with a tree trunk for a bumper.
I lol-ed at that one ^
*wink*
Me too, Dragon. You win!
*hug* one for dragon *hug* one for the asse
*Follows suit and drives off the parking structure*
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Of course, American cars have to be the biggest gas-guzzlers so people will have to buy more petrol to benefit the oil companies.
True enough!
*guzzles some gas*
Maybe if everyone just poured a bucket of seawater down their sink it wouldn’t be such a big problem.
No! That’s exactly what the government wants us to do. And then they can spread their evil rainbow toxins to even more water than before.
and turn us all gay… you forgot that part
Fantastic.
Fabulous.
That would be great, human population growth could do with a slow-down.
If we were all suddenly turned gay, would gay people turn straight? Or would they become “meta” gay. Also, rainbows control the world anyways, so. . .
NO IDIOT…the supplier builds what the customer wants, No one wanted small ugly foreign looking cars 5 years ago so no one made them…Study economics jack off
“Supplier builds what the customer wants.”
Then where’s my flying car? WHERE’S MY FLYING CAR?!?!
Actually, the supplier builds, to a large extent, what the supplier advertises.
The supplier builds what the supplier wants, and then convinces us that we want it too. The whole advertising industry is built around that.
“Supplier builds what the customer wants.”
*mmmhhh…. *
Very well then, but where is my Jet Pack!!??
I have. And who was talking about aesthetics?
Oh and you might want to study English. And anger management.
jack off? Ok. *masturbates*
Masturbate? *jacks off*
If no one wanted “ugly foreign cars”, and no one built them, why are there so many of them? Might I suggest a course in logic?
but america is making the all-electric car that goes 0-60 in less than 4 seconds, goes over 200 miles on a charge, and costs pennies per mile… not any of the big automakers, of course…
I’m excited about that! It’ll be a long while before I can afford it, though.
Let’s try cars that run on natural gas! We’ve got a crapload of it, just layin’ around!
*burps*
See? I just drove three miles on that.
And you owe Loz Corporation $50 for that privilege. Or a cup of tea.
a cup of cold tea…
without milk or sugar…
.
.
.
or tea
So, just water? Meh, I’ll settle for that.
How’s lavender sound to you?
*makes lavender tea*
I have some sourwood honey that’ll go delightfully with your tea.
Um…my honey is NOT sour. Just sayin’.
not on that shirt
my hope is that they make enough money off the many rich people who are lining up to buy it (and they are lining up) that their plans to branch out and make some lower-end models for the rest of us will come to fruition… or at least license the technology to other manufacturers, or sell the drivetrain separately for some of us brave souls to do a homebrew conversion…
YOU don’t, but HE does, ^ ^ him, Jpoel, him up there, AMERICA HATER!!
grrrr….
It’s ok, America hates him too.
It is a parking conspiracy, what’s happening to our parking lots
We as a country have got to STAND up before they take away our parking rights. Our constituitoinal parking rights.
Dang, all this commenting has me thristy.
Don’t drink the water! The metallic oxide salts can’t be good for the baby!
*wonders whether she should stick to soda, or just die of dehydration*
Oh wait, soda is made using OUR WATER SUPPLY too. Not to mention OUR OXA…OXE… OXYGEN SUPPLY!
*panics*
*Comforts Sara J*
It’s alright darlin, I’m pretty sure it’s safe to drink the water as long as the rainbows stay around the sun and the moon where it’s natural.
The moon is a hologram!
Oh sorry, spelling fail. I meant holigram.
It wasn’t a holigram twenty years ago.
Nope, it was Jem!
You Misfit.
It’s ok. Moonshine is still safe
Hey, I was following your lead and replying to the original poster instead of the poster above me. Unless you meant to call Fat Zero a disgusting planet-killer?
Well no, obviously I was ‘seconding’ Fat Zero’s comment and adding a touch of my own pizazz.
Did someone mention pizzas?
*drools*
Damn it, now I’ve got a craving. *pictures Sara’s head as a big pizza*
*eats own head*
I think I’ve gotten that spam in my email before…
I get ham and jam in my email, too. A lot.
You have an @camelot.com email address?
Soon, Sara J will have to push the pram a lot…
Failblog: it’s a silly place.
On second thoughts, no, it is a silly domain.
Get off my toes, you pretentious white girl!
Play that funky, music, pretentious white girl!
Get out of her post, superfluous comma!
Who put that there??
Oh. I did.
Thanks Rogue. *smooch*
*plays funky music, does a funky dance*
Obviously.
*big, wet, passionate smooch*
*blushes*
Oops, I forgot to ask, are you attractive?
I can offer you some metallic oxidized salts that will make everyone seem as attractive as rainbows.
Loz…you made me *SNORT!* with unseemly loudnessocity.
(Replying to Loz’s question.)
Momma says I’m the most handsomest boy on the block!!
Hahaha, PHEW!
Come here and I’ll wipe Dragon’s snort off you
Hey, I drive a large lifted 4X4 truck and I don’t hate America any more than I hate the rest of the world. I’m seriously not prejudiced, I hate everyone.
*drives over parking structure*
My first thought when looking at the pic was “gee, maybe I shouldn’t have been going quite so fast entering that parking spot.” Stopping fail.
i totally have a mini cooper and i luvs it !
get 40+ mpg. VROOOOOM!!!
WANT!!!
Have. Hoping this admission helps balance out the image of the average Mini owner. Not sure I’ll have the desired effect.
Overcompensating for small weiner with huge car FAIL
see above comment regarding my mini cooper.
*smug look on my face*
*smug look in my pants* lol
Um…..can I qualify my last statement…??? :p
in the greatness of fail blog we have no genders just like marilyn manson
Try opening your eyes and or looking in the rearview mirror…
rearview mirror? how will that improve your judgement when moving forwards?
It helps you look at the moron who doesn’t know how to park.
That doesnt make any sense …
not if the mirror is adjusted correctly..
I had to get a new mirror. My reflection wasn’t doing what I was.
Hahah large car? Please. it’s no bigger than the Jetta next to it. the person just wasn’t paying attention.. probably on their cell phone.. and pressed the wrong pedal.
Maybe he was having problems finding the handbrake?
The driver had a “normal” hand brake, read hand brake fail got confused, then tried all the pedals to find out which one was the hand brake.
A case of fail-blog failing driver after failing to understand handbrake fail, fail.
Maybe the sign said, “Park in Space.”
And they couldn’t hear the audible warning “Danger, Will Robinson!” because the radio was too loud.
You totally Lost me, dude.
So did J.J. Abrams.
I’m guessing that is your car then?
Since you obviously don’t know how to park
Once you hit the railing, you’ve gone too far
Once you hint at failing, you’ve gone too far
Please mind the fail-rail.
Or you might go to jail. Fail.
Maybe when he was trying to park in space he said,
“Where am I to go now that I’ve gone too far?
Help I’m parking inside the twilight zone.”
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~ “When the failboat hits the bone”
Anyway, like i said earlier, owning a private car = automatic fail.
Keep shoveling that money in the fire, dude!
I’d think the driver would have known that he’d driven just a bit too far when he noticed the thick metal pipes of the retaining fence bending outward.
EXTREME PARKING!
You’ll pay for the whole space, but you’ll only need the edge!
Not a dry parking space in the house.
Sara J was better than ‘Cats.” I will see her again and again.
I liked her singing with David Letterman …
♪ “Midnight, when the kitties are sleeping,
downstairs in the basement …” ♪
win!
Yes… it’s my car… and some a**hole pushed it over the edge…
It’s not a parking fail…
Well since I was obviously there, that a**hole musta been me.
Newton’s 1st & 3rd Laws of Motion WIN!
How dare you leave out the 2nd. It is equally as valid and now you’ve given it self-esteem issues!
No, Newton’s Second Law of Motion, don’t do it! You have so much to live for!
Yes, don’t worry about that Special Relativity bully, he’s too fast for you anyway.
Zoom zoom zoom!
Parking fail? That’s just one point of view. I see it as a
SUICIDE FAIL!
Just think, if it had been rear-wheel drive, he might have made it over the edge!
Most likely a female driver Har har har *runs*
Yeah, trying to listen to her stupid husband’s banter about this and that. He probably made her want to commit suicide.
Probably said some thing about there being another nine inches…
I am ashamed to say I have that same exact car. Gets 30 MPG though, which is good!~
Why ashamed? Its got wheels, I’d drive it!
Plus 30mpg sure beats my old 88 crown vic’s nearly 7mpg, I imagine the pinhole in my highpressure fuel line doesn’t help matters.
Are you a cop? Only cops drive Crown Vics anymore, and they’re starting to switch to Dodge Chargers.
Ooooh…the ’68 Charger is my FAVORITE muscle car…!
Psshht no cop here, but I play one on tv!
WHERE’S DRAGONWRITER?!
::masturbates::
*hides*
oooh … showin’ some scales?
*hubba hubba’s*
Hmm, Dragonhide would make a lovely pair of gloves.
Oh please…I wear much more interesting leather than that.
And SSSHHHHHHHHH!! I’m hiding…I don’t want to cause a kerfuffle!
*quietly* bless you…
ooh do tell *hug*
OH NOES!!
We broke the iinternets.
fo’ realz???
See? SEE???
An extra “i”. As if I would ever do that.
look 4 comments up and answer
I’ll take that “i”.
Since the Management Fail, and all the other recent fails are closed to comments, *I* would like to apologize for unwittingly perpetuating any stereotypes regarding women in positions of management. If you knew me better, you’d know that was not one of my many faults.
The salve is working, but I look silly in these novelty Groucho Marx glasses.
Oh, most admirable Admiral…I didn’t for one second think you were actually upholding any stereotypes. My comment was all in good fun and there was no real *FOOOOOOM!!!*age involved.
*smooch*
Then what happened to my d@mned eyebrows?!
Well…I didn’t say I wasn’t smokin’ hot all my own self…
::Note to self::
::Don’t look tattoo directly in the eyes::
FAAAAWIING!!!! Frost bite beat that
nah i’m jk i do however forge my own knives
In ur comments, crashin ur browser.
Major fail to Failblog for forgetting to blur the license plates!
I see the VW driver next to him/her was able to park correctly. No surprise there.
I did that once, good thing I’m rear-wheel-drive. Only damage was I broke my exhaust pipe.
A parking fail is a skateboarder’s win….
We all know what gender was driving this car