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Vagabond

Got to love those mistakes

Loz

Dirty protests aren’t acceptable in civilised society.

talonsofpeace

Now it’s getting interesting. *Breaks out the lube*

 
lolipop

the majority of your comments are largely unnecessary and irritating.

Admiral Apparent

You would make an excellent captain, methinks. I have a vacancy opening up. It’s on a good ship.

Dragonwriter

Its a night trip into bed you hop…

*winks at the admirable Admiral*

 
 
talonsofpeace

Thanks for that lolipop. I’d hate to contribute something “unnecessary” or god forbid “irrititating” on a forum dedicated to FAIL.

South of the Border

Gosh. Who would have ever thought someone here would be accused of being irritating. She didn’t even say first.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

You Frist that? You diagnose, from the floor of the US Senate, the health of a woman in a vegetative state by watching a video of her?

BondFan4518

I think Loz should not DeLay her diagnosis.

 
Khaaaaaaan

She turned me into a Newt!

fuzz on the concept

*newt gin wretch*

Dragonwriter

*retches*

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Alex-X-x

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i was about to be fyrst!!!!!!!!!1

Gorgonzola

Luckily good taste got in before you.

 
ripple

I’m really upset for you. Can you tell?

Alex-X-x

yes? or no? Who cares?

 
 
ronber

17 minues late, so close… NOT!

ronber

Hey, this thread is a green party!

Loz

Just here to ruin the fun.

ripple

There was fun here?? Balls, I missed it :(

 
 
 
Alex-X-x

wtf, does it mean, we all are aliens??? Craaap, run away!!!

 
ronber

Moisty, Bobby, join the party!

bobby

Moisty? I’d say I have more of a healthy sheen.

(Missing the comma intentional fail.)

Jlcb

Hey green party!!! WHOOOO! YEAH!
*gets in corner of the room*

State Your Name

I’m in your party, drinking your shots.

abstract

all your shots are belong to us

 
 
BondFan4518

Environmentalists! Quick, everyone, hide your SUVs!

moisty

i don’t want to be green. i like my petrol. just as much as that sign.

 
 
 
 
fluffy

joining the green party!

 
 
stfu

I feel so exposed in all my blueness.

fuzz on the concept

and now we’re black and blue … but here comes the power …

Dragonwriter

Did someone call for power??
.
Sincweard (my dragon’s name) is black, but she has blue, green, and purple jewels underneath her.

dilettante

Anne McCaffrey? I thought you were dead!

Loz

Gone to meet your maker? *cries* Come back!
*bashes head off the counter*

 
 
 
Dragonwriter

Sinc = treasure
Weard = guardian
.
*is an Old English geek*

Loz

Aww come on, you’re not that old! ;)

Dragonwriter

Heeeeeeee…

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Loz

Or English, for that matter. You’re nothing but a big liar!

 
fuzz on the concept

No … she’s just a literary fiction … an’ a sometimes my fantasy.
*breath of fire kundalini*

 
 
 
fuzz on the concept

Dragonwriter = treasure

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Dragonwriter

Aww….shucks.

:oops:

*scuffles the ground with toe*

 
Loz

You fought the ground?! Did you win?

 
Dragonwriter

Amazingly enough, once again, words often have more than one meaning.

scuf·fle /ˈskʌfəl/ -fled, -fling, noun
–verb (used without object)
1. to struggle or fight in a rough, confused manner.
2. to go or move in hurried confusion.
3. to move or go with a shuffle; scuff.
–noun
4. a rough, confused struggle or fight.
5. a shuffling: a scuffle of feet.
6. Also called scuffle hoe. a spadelike hoe that is pushed instead of pulled.
7. (in tap dancing) a forward and backward movement of the foot.

 
Loz

I was only trying to be funny :(

 
 
Dragonwriter

(Though, in my defense, it is sometimes very difficult to tell when you are being funny and when you are just telling someone they are wrong…but here’s another *hug* for my mistake.)

 
Loz

orly? that’s the price we pay for t’internet communication I guess.
*hugs*

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
thepowerofblue

You fail at failing.
That’s not a double negative.