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Thank you.
Thank you too, for not saying “FIRST!”
Fluffy and I would prefer that you say “FIRST!” in a foreign language (“Primero!” or “Ichiban!” for example) if you feel like you MUST.
Actually, no. I prefer that word completely left out of the dialogue.
What about ‘frist’ in the style of the Conspiracy Fail?
lol! I still think we need a filter for the word, which replaces it with something embarrassing to the poster. The first “victim” could be an honourary burn of the week.
*masturbates* ummm who wants white manjuce?? i can make more!
Eww, thats not funny, that’s just immature.
And this is fake. If you don’t see it, you fail.
Look at the surrounding boxes. They all say “My lovely pets”.
Photoshop-fail.
uh… they say “My lovely Pig” so you fail
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You mean those arn’t puppies?
I think they are those new bacon-flavored genetically enhanced puppies from japan…
Yummy
Can’t decide if they’re bunnies, piggies or rats. Whatever they are, they ain’t lovely.
By the way, are those bacon-flavored genetically enhance puppies high in cholesterol? I need to watch my diet.
it’s manbearpig
half man, half bearpig…
half man half bear half pig… 3/2
and welcome to the third half of our show
SEA BEARS?!??!!!!! WHERE ?!??!?!!?!
Not until 2010. Lock up your sushi.
arn’t they? arn’t they? I don’t know.
7th! win!
Nope. The 1st wins.
The 7th wins nothing.
The first doesn’t win either. All of the number posts are fails.
due to the fact that his is the 4th post not including replys
and now there are more replys he is now just one big fail
Nth!
degreed!
Swine!
Schweinhund?
No, Dachsund
(I think I spelled that wrong)
Yeah, you did.
That was constructive! Just tell him he failed but don’t tell him how it should have been spelled. Leave him guessin’.
It’s spelled b-a-d-g-e-r–h-o-u-n-d.
*masturbates*
How constructive! Just tell him he failed but don’t tell him how it should have been spelled. Leave him guessin’
and he was really close, I should have acknowledged that. you and Bre are owning me.
He was close, he deserves a cookie for that at least.
*bakes a whole batch*
Just make sure this doesn’t end up like ‘Cop Fail’.
I think we’re dying.
mmmmmmmm…puppy
or sWINe!
Ingenious!
Not you.
Too True
Cool, right?
NO
I want a PLT…mmmmmm
Where’s my hat?
You dare call a rabbit a puppy?! YOU MUST DIE!!!
…… its a pig
wait, it isn’t a horse? damn! I wanted a pony…
BTW, it’s a puppypig, or a pigpuppy. Like a baby horse can also be called a horsepuppy. Nothing wrong with that…
*yawn* Boring Fail.
Or I guess boring win. whatevs.
agreed. NEXT!
where are you? It’s 5:30 am where I am and I never sleep…are you in Japan??
Me? No, i’m in England.
Lucky.
lucky lucky, I should be so lucky LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY! Heh.. lucky looks funny when you repeat it… luckyluckyluckyluckyluckylucky… *sigh* I need a hobby..
Yeah? Wanna swap?
Yes, yes. Schweinfleisch.
Bless you.
Thank you!
Ok, seriously, who voted for this retarded fail? I’ll find out if you don’t tell me.
This actually isn’t that bad as far as fails go, it just looks bad after that failicious conspiracy fail.
Ticket fail bored me too. I don’t know where these are coming from. Conspiracy fail was pretty good, it got 1000 comments, but I miss the argumentative retards. Only spectacular fails can get them back.
We had argumentative retards about 10 seconds ago. They’ll be
back. If you post it, argumentative retards will come…
There’s nobody who will tell you pigs called dogs are the oldest joke in the book. I want that back so much.
ghouck has a book with that joke in.
I miss ghouck so much. The utter nonsense was fodder for us all.
You miss ghouck? That little ‘trad came and went like a fart in the wind.
Okay, dilettante…no more coffee (and no more whatever you put IN that coffee) for you.
I actually googled ‘joke fire hydrant’ and ‘fake fire hydrant’ after reading his claims. There are actually plenty of fake hydrants for sale, but none seem to be marketed as jokes, especially not riotous classic jokes. Hmmf.
I did, too! All the fake fire hydrants I found were props for theater (thetre, Loz
)or movies. Not pranks.
*theatre*
I’m more interested in the fact that they are priced $349 marked down from $499.75.
I think “P” is probably Peseta or something.
Well, My Lovely Puppypig anyone?
Ok: Philippines pesos: 499.75 JPY=4.62350 USD
Portugal escudos 499.75 PTE= 3.53710 USD
There’s Peru and Poland with P’s, but each it would be over $150.
Pakistan rupees 499.75 PKR = 6.52628 USD
These are the only ones that start with “P”
Economic win?
Economic win for Peru and Poland!
Fail for the U.S.
Yesterday Andy Murray, at the press conference after the U.S. Open final, joked
that his $1m prize was worth about £10. Ho ho.
Ok not the top one. I accidentally did Japan. the Phillipenes pesos are
499.75 PHP=10.6741 USD
*Phillippines*
Guess I’ve got Penes on the brain.
Who doesn’t?
Well, it IS Tuesday.
Coincidentally, I was asked to spell Phillippines at work today.
Currency conversion knowledge win! Where do you find out about that
stuff?
Also, admitting your own mistake on the Internet before someone else
points it out to you and calls it a fail, win!
I try, I try. It’s on Googs, it’s under currency converter. You can find out what you’re worth in turkish lire.
*Turkish*
Now you’re just showing off.
PS? I love you.
Come on, Failblog, what’s with this new wave of “identification fails”? They are nothing but nitpicking and not at all funny – they’re really dragging Failblog down to a crappy level. Don’t go there, I want to stay subscribed to the masterpiece I signed up for a year ago!
Photoshop?
The rest of the boxes display “My Lovely Pets”.
Thinking the same thing… Totally shopped… Thought I only noticed it!!!
yea noticed it to has to be photoshopped
When it grows up it is obviously destined to become a sheep pig.
How it is possable to be first, i visit this 1 every 5 minutes, and there are already more then 20 comments before me, any “FIRST” tips for me? And yeah btw lame fail picture…
AMG HOWS IT POSSABLE!!!???? I MUST KNO!!
you should be FIRST to be eaten when there’s famine in your village.
hm, any address where i can buy drugs, u take?
Give us yours and we’ll drop some round. Mr sausage has a large, warm pessary for you.
That’s disgusting.
…and it’s a miracle drug
*gives a sample*
I know what a pessary is, and you’re nasty. Go away.
Be careful what you wish for, my friend.
*pat pat pat*
oh my god, that’s even worse than being a first poster. A wannabe first poster?! You’ve got to be kidding me. Stick with post number 702, pal.
yes! Cuz First posters are in fact epic WINERS!!!!
No. No, you are not.
Or epic whinneyers.
I’m the epic Weiner
You’re a loser. And you know it. It saddens me.
I know you are a loser – got nothing to say and you are stalking me…
This is the first time I’ve bothered talking to you. And I wish I wasn’t. I’m still sad you’re so sad. I hope you feel better.
It’s not…you are obviously drunk, so you should go to sleep… should
drink some water and take vitamins before… :*
I did. You were right.
Every five minutes? Really?
yes! Cuz i pwn!
OK NOBODY COMMENT ANY MORE ON THIS BORING FAIL AND THEY”LL GET THE PICTURE. Sorry to shout but this crap has to go.
k.
Yes?
alright then.
By the way, I love you, stfu.
I love you more, random internet person.
starting with you
Starting with you, masturbator.
As long as we finish together, I don’t care who starts first.
I mean it. There better be nothing underneath this post.
Muahaha
Bwahahahaha…
You’re four hours ahead, you evil girl. HOW DARE YOU
BWAHAHAHA >:D
Five* at least.
Five* at least. By Eastern time it’s roughly 8.20am, no?
Indeed.
Is that five? No wonder I always have such rough jet lag.
Haha. Yeah you’re GMT-5. Feel special.
*peeks in*
*posts*
:p @ dilettante
bwuaahahaaa
Nah, these are really puppies, they’re just mutated because of the stuff oozing out of our ground.
MAYBE IT’S THE RAINBOWS. now stop commenting.
Or maybe it’s the unicorns that shit rainbows. AND WHO ARE YOU TO THINK THAT YOU HAVE POWER OVER ME TO MAKE ME STOP COMMENTING. BUT I WILL ANYWAY BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. GOOD DAY.
Don’t be mad, I’m sorry. It wasn’t aimed at anyone in particular.
drunken apology post FAIL *makes coffee*
I’m gonna make coffee in about three hours if I’m not puking. I’m skipping work ’cause I hate it and I have a cold so there’s an excuse. I wish Bre would get back to me.
was it really that much of a fail?
I’ll answer this. Yes, it was.
I enjoyed your put down to be honest
is it actually 6am in dilettante land then?
8:47 am. And I just called work and told them I wasn’t coming.
I hate having to do that, it always fills me with guilt.
But the feeling of relief, coupled with the knowledge of a full day off more than makes up for it!
The rest of the boxes all say ‘My Lovely Pets’ not ‘My Lovely Puppy.’
Noticed that. But the box is also slimmer, so did someone put it there as a joke?
That’d be my guess. Set-up fail = fail fail
if im gonna pay 349 and change for a pig i had best be able to turn the thing into ham
You obviously didn’t notice that it is not 349 dollars. Fail.
Starscream77 didnt use any currency symbols, so misplaced fail fail!
Perhaps they should hang out with the guy who things a butterfly is a horse.
Reference win.
You’re whinny!
nice photoshop attempt
I went to this branch of toys r’ Us on this same day that they sold those plushie piglets..xD hahahahha
Taxonomy fail.
does it matter that i can see the word pig on the other box’s?
my two friends and i were looking through the pics when we came across this one. we all finish laughing and i spastically point out the obvious. its a pig. my friend looks at me and says “i thought it was a bunny”
Here I thought it was a horse.