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First =p
i hate you.
h
-ate?
procreate
no you shut up, fag
Self-reply ultrafail.
Understatement fail!
You’re all fail in my mind. XD
Even me.
Conversation fail
your mom fails
(Comments wont nest below this level)
tailgate?
I hate to masturbate at a tailgate, Sam I Am
lol
Pirates?
Irate pirate hate?
Late irate pirate hate?
ballerina pirou’atte?
show off..
*remonstrates*
Defecate
Berates ballerina for eating Pirou foie gras.
She claims she was forced to.
Fail comment..
First!
Damn it.
haha, fucking loser – can’t even be first at a failblob…
fukkin’ loser…
I second that motion
comment loser — can’t even stop yourself from posting the same asinine replies over and over
the same? what do you mean? *masturbates*
It’s means your insults are redundant, old and repetitive. Get some new material.
I like the bling you added to your name MS! You wear it well. *masturbates*
I like how you speel. It’s verry funnnnny.
But seriously, wtf were they going for with that sign?
They were saying they been making the Whopper for 50 years.
(Not that it makes the statement any more appetizing).
I’ve not been in a fast food joint (and actually eaten something out of it) in over 10 years.
Best 10 years of my life
But you’re saying you HAVE eaten something out at a fast food joint. Hope she wasn’t 50…
*golf clap*
You’re using those clubs wrong.
drive-thru?
fail.
Where’s my hat?
Where ever you put it.
Botulism kicks!
Well, at least the cheese seems fresh
It always does, its made of plastic.
made of fresh plastic
Which, as Al Gore keeps reminding us, is the only kind of plastic there is.
First!
11th
Learn to count its 12
12
I do understand you failed to learn how to count and that once you pass 2 it becomes incredibly difficult, but please just for us give it a really good go.
Learn to use grammar correctly. You need to use punctuation after “count”. Also, your “its” should be “it’s” as it is a contraction and technically there should be a “that” after “I do understand.”
So fuck you Mr High and Mighty.
Your period after “understand” should be outside the inverted commas as it is not part of the quoted phrase
Your comment should end with a period as it is part of the stated phrase.
Plus, the punctuation rules for full stops inside and outside quotation
marks are different between the U.S. and Britain.
999.
That smiley look pretty, punctual.
The smiley face turned up on time. That is most pleasing to hear.
not funny
Not funny but still amusing to watch the following grammatical and punctuational errors correct and the corrections corrected etc, etc.
Dove Dive Dave got you by the balls there, Epic.
Epic, Fail.
Two seperate ads.
‘Try nobbing a Quinquagenarian!’
‘Crappy burger….now with cheese!’
I can has crappy cheezburger?
You could try my whopper with cheese!
Although I don’t really know why you’d want it with cheese.
Is it a whopper? Is it really? I’m decidedly average
self burn…why?
His whopper is a lie.
No, you’re thinking of the cake.
Nope, the word whopper is often used to indicate a lie. As in : “He told us a whopper!”
playing portal fail
Actually I’ve completed it
Playing Portal win!
Dude, I KNOW the cake is a lie, I was just…. Oh forget it.
you simply flew over their heads, avis bird
I got it and lol’d.
And I’ve even played Portal.
*smooch*
Who hasn’t played Portal?
your icon even kind of resembles the aperture science logo
Eeewwww!! Smegma!
I was saying it was my first comment here lol
Hahahahahahahahahaha you should be a comedian…
¬_¬
Whoah! My sarcasmeter is going off the scale!
is that anything like a sarcasmatron?
(a woodie reference)
That’s a real sleeper of a movie, though.
Don’t these comments belong over on Banana Fail?
12th, and I actually counted correctly. j/k happy monday everyone
Awsome! Happy Monday to you too! And to all, a good Monday.
It’s Tuesday in Japan. YOU RACIST.
Ok, that was awesome.
Maybe they were talking about next Monday.
its probably the first whopper they ever made. they’re just trying to get rid of it.
i mean really… what else would you do with a 50 year old burger besides sell it to the unknowing public?
They should auction it on ebay. Maybe there’s a image of Jesus on the bun. Or in the mold.
Aged to perfection…win?
I liked it.
I didn’t.
Oh no you didn’t.
If that’s a Mercenaries 2 reference, then you deserve a win.
Advertise it on a huge billboard and sell it to the knowing public.
win!
Mmm…. really old burger…. *drools*
/Homer Simpson
Seriously, though? Ew.
I’ve got a 40 year old whopper if you want it!!
40 year old virgin whopper?
i’ll take it! AND its virginity! (twisted american pie joke gone wrong win)
You cant self win, its like marking your own exam paper!
“suck my dick, fag”
my bad. i just didn’t know if anyone else would know what i was getting at.
Does that mean that a Whopper has the shelf life of a twinkie? (((shudders)))
Nop, but your comment means that your brain has the shelf life of an Ipod battery.
Nop, Mateo obviously doesn’t know iJack about twinkie technology.
I think most McDonald’s food has the shelf life of a twinkie.
Hell, most McDonald’s food has a HALF life!
*shoots headcrab*
Yes…I’m a gaming-girl geek.
do you play WoW?
Never woulda guessed…
You can pick up your order at the gagger counter.
Yeah but this is Burger King…
This is not a fail.
.
Truth in Advertising: WIN!
So an advertising fail?
Come on, who actually is honest with their adverts?
Reading comprehension: FAIL.
.
I can haz 50 yirz old lolcat refferenzes?
(akshully, 1 iz quiet enuffs, akshully)
oops i too manys wrong buttonz replied
Take your meds, honey.
I CAN HAZ MEDS!?
Don’t lick the funny stamps.
In their defense that really should say _15_ year old whopper and the cheese is only 2 years old.
Be fair if the asians can have “hundred year old eggs”, I don’t see the harm in 50 year old Whoppers, probably no difference in looks and consistancy (though the eggs probably tast better).
*hands the pun-isher a silent “e”*
You’re probably right.
thanks I ndd that, got any mor ?
Sure, including two “e”s that are NOT silent. And a few commas for good measure.
Trying to go easy on the commas, just one would be sufficiant, thanks all the same.
OK, you get one more “e”, but not for free. You’ll have to trade me the a hiding out in “sufficiant”.
Damn! I’ll also need some quotes to put around the “a” in my last post…
Deal, one “e” for an “a” and 2 “. If you send some coffee I might get a post together without an error.
*lends pun-isher an ’s’ and a comma for the dependent clause*
Coffeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
How’s it tast?
*Hands fuzz an E*
*hands DarkSyde a map to the beginning of the thread*
50 year old whopper?!? So THATS what’s leeching into our soil and causing all this rancid rainbow water!!! Someone tell the conspiracy chick quick!
Yikes, leeches?? Where?! I don’t need to be bled today.
It’s more likely than you think.
*buys Band-Aid stock*
Those old burgers are always the best. Give them some good time to rot.
Ew.
Hello.
OWILE = old whopper i’d love to eat
NOOO I WON’T LET THEM EAT MY DAD…. WITH CHEESE D:>
ewww~ 50 year old whopper xDDDDD
How’d they manage that?
A 50-year old cheezburger for a 50-year old LOLcat. It’s only right.
even if it was meant to be separate…that’s just wrong
burger king sucks.
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