Comments on: Hospitality Fail

By: Alexis Pandaan

Alexis Pandaan — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 05:00:13 +0000

Keep out!

By: Steven Wright's dog

Steven Wright's dog — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:51:11 +0000

*ignores*

By: chunks

chunks — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:07:11 +0000

you’re welcome to keep out xP

By: theguy

theguy — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 14:56:58 +0000

RABID monkey, good sir

By: andrew dadoun

andrew dadoun — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:38:41 +0000

monkey!!!!!!!!

By: airigh

airigh — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 23:59:34 +0000

Ditto.

By: Wild Goose

Wild Goose — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:32:25 +0000

UNLUCKY

By: Brood

Brood — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:08:30 +0000

Umm the toast will land butter side up if you butter on the side facing away from the cat’s back. Well, theoretically the cat and toast would spin infinitely thereby creating a black hole.

By: Marcelo

Marcelo — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:07:43 +0000

kkkk ashhole!

By: phobos

phobos — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:19:13 +0000

Auditor trap!

By: sir pudding

sir pudding — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:41:17 +0000

yes he is.

By: sir pudding

sir pudding — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 10:40:01 +0000

where can one purchase such a broom

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:20:34 +0000

Itchy gitchy ya ya da da.

By: someone

someone — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 08:07:29 +0000

You’re welcome to keep out it says.

By: corey

corey — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:02:16 +0000

schfityfive

By: corey

corey — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:00:16 +0000

Win!!!

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:45:48 +0000

˙punoɹ puɐ punoɹ suıds uıqɐɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ
˙ןןıʇs uıɐɯǝɹ punoɹƃ ǝɥʇ uo sǝpɐןq ǝɥʇ ‘ǝuıɯ uo

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:36:39 +0000

This one was a sleeper for me. Well done!

By: lolavocado

lolavocado — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:44:33 +0000

Welcome to our home! Here, have a complimentary stab wound.

By: Guy Over Yonder

Guy Over Yonder — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:20:48 +0000

I wish someone would actually post a comment ABOUT the fail in question instead of this ‘first’ crap.

By: RogueThree

RogueThree — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:31:03 +0000

Mine goes IOS IOS IOS IOS IOS IOS because it’s upside down.

By: Whut?

Whut? — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:28:45 +0000

My Roflcopter still goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:24:35 +0000

You best go on back to sleep. We don’t take kindly to your kind coming down here stirring up trouble. (And we’re just apt to send some apostrophes to haunt your thats and its, if you don’t respect how we all is type set in our ways.)

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:17:02 +0000

(now if I could just get that apostrophe to disappear from “its” haunt …)

By: Overslept

Overslept — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:15:09 +0000

Thats southern hospitality for you, I think its important to note the color surrounding each message.

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:14:00 +0000

So the horseshoe knocks you out, your body stays on the porch, and your spirit is welcome to astral travel it’s incorporeal ass into the house.
That’s some invisible shit I’d like to see.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:13:50 +0000

He’s not wrong, though.

By: dilettante

dilettante — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:13:16 +0000

Is this like (the) “Winchester Mystery House?”

By: dilettante

dilettante — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:10:42 +0000

This is older than the fire hydrant prank.

By: Steven Wright

Steven Wright — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:03:04 +0000

‘I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.’

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:02:21 +0000

I have a feeling that when you knock on the door, the horseshoe falls on your head. It’s a rather ingenious doorbell.

By: Mikebeat1

Mikebeat1 — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:47:34 +0000

Yes

By: jenny

jenny — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:44:41 +0000

wha??? Hanshiro make brain hurt. OWWW HANSHIRO HURT ME! AND IT STILL HURTS!

By: someone

someone — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:30:23 +0000

I was thinking that this was the entrance to what used to be some sort of business, but it is now someones home. Example Small store in downstairs of house, was turned into an apartment instead of store.

By: Lawl

Lawl — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:23:36 +0000

“Sign” language. Lol I get it.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:46:20 +0000

We certainly managed to find the dumb…

By: WangChung

WangChung — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:20:10 +0000

Fail? Possibly for the one who submitted it. More than likely the house is abandoned/not lived in, hence the “no trespassing/keep out” sign. How simple.

By: mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:23:19 +0000

twoja stara chujami przeplata:*

By: Avis

Avis — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:32:17 +0000

And “dumbfounding” as well, I suppose?

By: loufail

loufail — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:30:28 +0000

Well, you can also read “amazing” as “stupefying”

By: THC

THC — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:24:30 +0000

epic fail

By: Hanshiro

Hanshiro — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:14:53 +0000

Erm…shouldn’t that toast be strapped to the cat’s stomach (butter side on the cat)? That way, if the cat lands feet-first, the toast will have violated Murphy(’s law) and landed butter-side up. Not likely; hence, spinning commences.

If the toast lands ‘butter-side down,’ the cat will fail to land on its feet & land on its back. Also not likely and, also, spinning commences.

However, if the toast is strapped to the cat’s back, as in your scenario, the cat will land feet first and the toast will land in a ‘butter-down’ position, fulfilling both cat’s tendency & Murphy. No spinning ensues…

Is your post a logic fail or a joke fail? Or in my case, a geek-out win?

By: PiTEOUS

PiTEOUS — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:03:35 +0000

I did. He’s really a nice guy.

By: jluve82

jluve82 — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:54:08 +0000

Do they use sign language?

By: jesus christ

jesus christ — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:53:22 +0000

mendzel pendzel wciaz przeplata troche chuja troche lata

By: Avis

Avis — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:47:21 +0000

That wouldn’t be a sense of humor. That would make “us” (term used loosely as I did not vote for him) gluttons for punishment.

By: loufail

loufail — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:43:30 +0000

Is this so???

I was under the assumption they had an amazing sense of humor.

That was the only explanation I could think of for them to elect Mr. FAIL for president (and then re-elect)

By: IMACDT

IMACDT — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:41:37 +0000

no, the golden rule of forums and blogs are that if you’re going to make a sarcastic/facetious comment, make sure that it is so over the top that no one would take it seriously… like how that is obviously gelatinous brain matter. yours in fact XD

By: IMACDT

IMACDT — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:37:22 +0000

I speak for dumb people. Take it as you may…

By: ripple

ripple — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:21:22 +0000

I should learn a golden rule about forums and blogs…

‘Never make fun of the yanks, they take themselves far too seriously’