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84 Failures in Communication »

Gorgonzola

Would it really have hurt to say something useful?

FacialTurd

This is failblog, Nothing being said is going to be useful.

Gorgonzola

Then why didn’t you do that?

Admiral Adama

What do you call a cheese that is not your cheese?
Na-cho Cheese!

dilettante

This is older than the fire hydrant prank.

 
 
 
 
 
Anon...

Truly befitting of a turd.

 
Guy Over Yonder

I wish someone would actually post a comment ABOUT the fail in question instead of this ‘first’ crap.

 
 
 
Gorgonzola

It clearly says were welcome to keep out.

Not a hospitality fail?

Discuss…..

Cereal

Disscussion is overrated.

Gorgonzola

Yeah………oh well.

 
 
 
 
YouveBrokenApeLaw

Thank you for coming! NOW LEAVE! Wait … please come back! NOW GO AWAY! No … please … stay with me … teach me how to love again! GET THE HELL OUT! No, wait …

loveloveshine

I see dead people

 
IMACDT

I speak for dumb people. Take it as you may…

jluve82

Do they use sign language?

Lawl

“Sign” language. Lol I get it.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Insanus

Go take your pills son.

 
Steven Wright

‘I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.’

 
 
 
thepowerofblue

The outer door says keep out, but the inner door says welcome. Clearly, they’re screening their visitors.

fluffy

Kinda like screening your phone calls? A little less tactful when you’re trying to pretend you’re not home and someone is standing right there on your doorstep.

 
Admiral Apparent

This one was a sleeper for me. Well done!

 
 
Mamaa Miaa

Nobody visit Chuck Norris house!

PiTEOUS

I did. He’s really a nice guy.

 
dilettante

Is this like (the) “Winchester Mystery House?”

 
 
 
TheFox

*ponders* should i come in walking backwards? *gets agitated*

Khaaaaaaan

It’s like buttering a slice of toast, strapping it to a cat’s back (butter side on the cat) and dropping the cat to see whether the toast will land butter-side up or the cat will fail to land on its feet. Theoretically, it should just spin.

mergaloki

Oh, I lol’d.
thanks for the image.

 
Sir Didymus

You do realize they call that crap ‘dope’ for a reason right?

 
Hanshiro

Erm…shouldn’t that toast be strapped to the cat’s stomach (butter side on the cat)? That way, if the cat lands feet-first, the toast will have violated Murphy(’s law) and landed butter-side up. Not likely; hence, spinning commences.

If the toast lands ‘butter-side down,’ the cat will fail to land on its feet & land on its back. Also not likely and, also, spinning commences.

However, if the toast is strapped to the cat’s back, as in your scenario, the cat will land feet first and the toast will land in a ‘butter-down’ position, fulfilling both cat’s tendency & Murphy. No spinning ensues…

Is your post a logic fail or a joke fail? Or in my case, a geek-out win?

jenny

wha??? Hanshiro make brain hurt. OWWW HANSHIRO HURT ME! AND IT STILL HURTS!

 
 
Brood

Umm the toast will land butter side up if you butter on the side facing away from the cat’s back. Well, theoretically the cat and toast would spin infinitely thereby creating a black hole.

 
 
 
 
 
Hanshiro

If you get past the screen door, you’re welcome…kinda like some Hollywood A-lister’s club; They make it look run-down to discourage the rabble..

 
Lizard Lava

We’re welcome to the premises; just got to stay outside is all.

Hospitality WIN! - Least you know where you stand with these people!

 
ripple

Is that blood or dog shit on the step? This is how I imagine most US houses to appear.

sir pudding

you, sir, have an active imagination

 
Khaaaaaaan

Right. And I’d expect your house to have a big pile of STFU on it.

ripple

It did. I swept it all up with my WTFPWNU broom x

sir pudding

where can one purchase such a broom

 
 
 
abstract

and you would be sorely mistaken

ripple

I should learn a golden rule about forums and blogs…

‘Never make fun of the yanks, they take themselves far too seriously’

IMACDT

no, the golden rule of forums and blogs are that if you’re going to make a sarcastic/facetious comment, make sure that it is so over the top that no one would take it seriously… like how that is obviously gelatinous brain matter. yours in fact XD

 
loufail

Is this so???

I was under the assumption they had an amazing sense of humor.

That was the only explanation I could think of for them to elect Mr. FAIL for president (and then re-elect)

Avis

That wouldn’t be a sense of humor. That would make “us” (term used loosely as I did not vote for him) gluttons for punishment.

loufail

Well, you can also read “amazing” as “stupefying”

Avis

And “dumbfounding” as well, I suppose?

Dragonwriter

We certainly managed to find the dumb…

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
dilettante

He’s not wrong, though.

 
 
 
 
jesus christ

mendzel pendzel wciaz przeplata troche chuja troche lata

mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e