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First!
Would it really have hurt to say something useful?
This is failblog, Nothing being said is going to be useful.
Then why didn’t you do that?
What do you call a cheese that is not your cheese?
Na-cho Cheese!
This is older than the fire hydrant prank.
Truly befitting of a turd.
I wish someone would actually post a comment ABOUT the fail in question instead of this ‘first’ crap.
Ditto.
Keep out!
It clearly says were welcome to keep out.
Not a hospitality fail?
Discuss…..
Disscussion is overrated.
Yeah………oh well.
UNLUCKY
Thank you for coming! NOW LEAVE! Wait … please come back! NOW GO AWAY! No … please … stay with me … teach me how to love again! GET THE HELL OUT! No, wait …
I see dead people
I see dumb people
I seek dumb people
I seek hyle
I see Kyle
sieg heil?
All hail?
Slimey snail
epic fail
Win!!!
I speak for dumb people. Take it as you may…
Do they use sign language?
“Sign” language. Lol I get it.
Go take your pills son.
‘I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.’
kkkk ashhole!
*ignores*
The outer door says keep out, but the inner door says welcome. Clearly, they’re screening their visitors.
Kinda like screening your phone calls? A little less tactful when you’re trying to pretend you’re not home and someone is standing right there on your doorstep.
This one was a sleeper for me. Well done!
Nobody visit Chuck Norris house!
I did. He’s really a nice guy.
Is this like (the) “Winchester Mystery House?”
We WERE welcome.
*ponders* should i come in walking backwards? *gets agitated*
It’s like buttering a slice of toast, strapping it to a cat’s back (butter side on the cat) and dropping the cat to see whether the toast will land butter-side up or the cat will fail to land on its feet. Theoretically, it should just spin.
Oh, I lol’d.
thanks for the image.
You do realize they call that crap ‘dope’ for a reason right?
Erm…shouldn’t that toast be strapped to the cat’s stomach (butter side on the cat)? That way, if the cat lands feet-first, the toast will have violated Murphy(’s law) and landed butter-side up. Not likely; hence, spinning commences.
If the toast lands ‘butter-side down,’ the cat will fail to land on its feet & land on its back. Also not likely and, also, spinning commences.
However, if the toast is strapped to the cat’s back, as in your scenario, the cat will land feet first and the toast will land in a ‘butter-down’ position, fulfilling both cat’s tendency & Murphy. No spinning ensues…
Is your post a logic fail or a joke fail? Or in my case, a geek-out win?
wha??? Hanshiro make brain hurt. OWWW HANSHIRO HURT ME! AND IT STILL HURTS!
Yes
Umm the toast will land butter side up if you butter on the side facing away from the cat’s back. Well, theoretically the cat and toast would spin infinitely thereby creating a black hole.
eleventyfirst
schfityfive
If you get past the screen door, you’re welcome…kinda like some Hollywood A-lister’s club; They make it look run-down to discourage the rabble..
We’re welcome to the premises; just got to stay outside is all.
Hospitality WIN! – Least you know where you stand with these people!
Is that blood or dog shit on the step? This is how I imagine most US houses to appear.
you, sir, have an active imagination
Right. And I’d expect your house to have a big pile of STFU on it.
It did. I swept it all up with my WTFPWNU broom x
where can one purchase such a broom
and you would be sorely mistaken
I should learn a golden rule about forums and blogs…
‘Never make fun of the yanks, they take themselves far too seriously’
no, the golden rule of forums and blogs are that if you’re going to make a sarcastic/facetious comment, make sure that it is so over the top that no one would take it seriously… like how that is obviously gelatinous brain matter. yours in fact XD
Is this so???
I was under the assumption they had an amazing sense of humor.
That was the only explanation I could think of for them to elect Mr. FAIL for president (and then re-elect)
That wouldn’t be a sense of humor. That would make “us” (term used loosely as I did not vote for him) gluttons for punishment.
Well, you can also read “amazing” as “stupefying”
And “dumbfounding” as well, I suppose?
We certainly managed to find the dumb…
He’s not wrong, though.
yes he is.
Ironic win!!!!!
mendzel pendzel wciaz przeplata troche chuja troche lata
twoja stara chujami przeplata:*
Itchy gitchy ya ya da da.
Fail? Possibly for the one who submitted it. More than likely the house is abandoned/not lived in, hence the “no trespassing/keep out” sign. How simple.
I was thinking that this was the entrance to what used to be some sort of business, but it is now someones home. Example Small store in downstairs of house, was turned into an apartment instead of store.
I have a feeling that when you knock on the door, the horseshoe falls on your head. It’s a rather ingenious doorbell.
So the horseshoe knocks you out, your body stays on the porch, and your spirit is welcome to astral travel it’s incorporeal ass into the house.
That’s some invisible shit I’d like to see.
(now if I could just get that apostrophe to disappear from “its” haunt …)
Thats southern hospitality for you, I think its important to note the color surrounding each message.
You best go on back to sleep. We don’t take kindly to your kind coming down here stirring up trouble. (And we’re just apt to send some apostrophes to haunt your thats and its, if you don’t respect how we all is type set in our ways.)
My Roflcopter still goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
Mine goes IOS IOS IOS IOS IOS IOS because it’s upside down.
˙punoɹ puɐ punoɹ suıds uıqɐɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ
˙ןןıʇs uıɐɯǝɹ punoɹƃ ǝɥʇ uo sǝpɐןq ǝɥʇ ‘ǝuıɯ uo
Welcome to our home! Here, have a complimentary stab wound.
You’re welcome to keep out it says.
Auditor trap!
monkey!!!!!!!!
RABID monkey, good sir
you’re welcome to keep out xP