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  1. imgunnapokeyou says:

    Does anyone else want to slap her and show her a first-grade science textbook?

  2. Sliverbane says:

    This video makes my brain hurt over the colossal idiocy of human beings. She really thought she had something big…. Please someone sterilize this woman and all her relatives.

  3. RainbowColouredLlama says:

    The GAY AGENDA!! It’s in the water! RUN!

  4. hamockguy says:

    WTF, is she stupid or something

  5. notyomama says:

    How is it possible that she and all people like her have not yet been ‘gathered’ and sent to a nice, peaceful island to live out the rest of their lives in non-reality. It would definitely save the IQs of those that may aimlessly wonder into her immediate area….

  6. THE BLACK KNIGHT says:

    OMG I think this will never stop being funny, I LOVE DUMB AMERICANS

  7. Edge says:

    these are the kinds of people who should be just euthanized

  8. momto6 says:

    I want so very badly to see a video of that woman when someone intelligent lets her in on the big secret of natural light refraction and her ignorance.

  9. loves_to_spoog says:

    Rainbows: the number one threat to our nations security.

  10. Dave says:

    What’s oozing out of her head?

  11. ramage22 says:

    It’s Dihydrogen monoxide! Careful with that stuff! Too much will kill a person, but so will not enough.

  12. pineapple-express smoker says:

    Basic science fail

  13. Angry says:

    How the hell did someone this dumb figure out how to upload a video.. or even work the cam(era) that recorded it. Was she high? or Just plain dumb. How the hell can you live past the age of 3 and not know spraying water and sun shinning through it creates a rainbow.. “Spray… like.. Moister like.. rain.. ,, and sun.. rain+sun = rainbow. WTF is the difference.. The sprinkler is like artificial rain.. that’s literally it’s purpose.. and wtf is that about it didn’t happen 20 years ago.. omg.. OK, then rainbows didn’t exist then either.. Oh wait.. maybe she wasn’t high in this video but was for the past 20 years!! YEAA THAT’S IT!! SHE JUST SOBBERED UP and saw her 1st man made rainbow! Seriously.. Has she never been near massive waterfalls with the sun shinning. or.. every watch tv or movies.. or seen a sprinkler running in the sun or sprayed a water hose with the sun shinning. oh hell just forget it.. She was probably loaded on crack or something when she recorded this. I hope she’s sterile so she doesn’t spawn herself into the human gene pool.

  14. person says:

    can someone spell H-I-G-H?

  15. hamster says:

    jeez. dont you know that rainbows are used to harvest care bear blood? we should destroy all sprinklers so the necromatic evil will never kill leprechauns again, lest the hamsters start eating humans again.

  16. seb says:

    stop ripping on her. dont you know that her kind fuel the economy with purchases of string and oversized pancakes?

  17. tooth says:

    1/18/09-im scared.i think these “rainbows” are the work of the devil. they have angered god and now hes bringing his wrath upon the earth. there is only one explanation. the rapture is nigh! the treaty between vishnu and the carebears has been broken! the only way to protect ourselves is to bathe in turtle blood and pepper.we must protect all the spaghetti. it is the only hope for survival. it shall fend off the evil bon jovi clones long enough for us to prepare our squirrels and walruses for war. as we speak, the sentient gravy is destroying the sheep stronghold.
    1/19/10- thank god i am alive! although i am out of food. i will finish off what little monkey droppings i have left. i have contracted contagious backfat syndrome. a result of the barbeque gland not receiving enough diet pepsi per month. i fear for my life.

  18. Aimee says:

    wow. “Whats oozing out of our ground?” THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE

  19. wretched34 says:

    What’s oozing out of the ground?????
    my first thought is find out when her brain oozed out her ears…
    as for the government refracting light in our sprinklers, thank god for Obama, he’ll put an end to this!

  20. jamie says:

    it’s magic!!

  21. Aubrie says:

    I take it someone never passed or payed attention it science. lol

  22. lolcatbibleman says:

    WTF is she thinking.rainbows r every ware.salt+water=rainbow.rainbows appear after it rains,so all it has is FRICKEN SALT AND WATER.

  23. rob says:

    this is serious. what really is oozing from our ground?

  24. renochavez says:

    We know 3 things: 1) Intelligence is oozing from this womans
    2) The US population is becoming retarded
    3) This womans school district FAILED her!!!!

  25. Unrequired says:

    What is oozing out of our ground?
    Um…
    Gayness?

  26. yomommajokeFAIL says:

    Well lady, there’s this little thing called refraction, and light rays. Go back to middle school.
    I mean really, how fu*king stupid could you be? What does she think, it’s because of global warming?

  27. Cyndi says:

    OMG…IS SHE REALLY SERIOUS?!
    I LOVE HOW SHE JUST STARTED TO TALK AND TRIED TO MAKE SENSE, BUT THEN SHE JUST APPEARS TO BE A COMPLETE RETARD, ASKING WHAT THE HELL IS IN OUR WATER SUPPLY THAT MAKES RAINBOWS CLOSE TO THE GROUND…FIRST OF ALL, WHO THE HELL COMPLAINS ABOUT A FREAKIN’ RAINBOW?? THEN WHO TRIES TO MAKE LOGICAL SENSE TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO THE PEOPLE HOW THE GOV’T IS MESSING WITH THE SUN AND THE WATER SUPPLY TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN…DID SHE EVER GO TO SCHOOL WHERE THEY TAUGHT HOW WATER ACTS AS A PRISM AND WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HITS THE FREAKIN’ WATER, IT BREAKS UP THE FREAKIN’ VISIBLE LIGHT SPECTRUM TO MAKE A RAINBOW…WHICH BY THE WAY SHE MENTIONS THE FREAKIN’ VISIBLE LIGHT SPECTRUM SO SHE OBVIOUSLY KNOWS ABOUT THAT MUCH…

    WHAT THE HELL?!

  28. CalamitousXCrizy says:

    Please tell me this is a joke. I did not think it was possible for someone to be this stupid without dying from some hideous accident years and years ago. Because if it isn’t a joke, the human race is screwed. These things are **reproducing.**

  29. Devaith says:

    I can’t believe this real.

  30. Naomi says:

    i want what shes smoking.

  31. City says:

    It’s people like that that make me feel utterly ashamed of being american.

    • Sashan says:

      You should be…I’m not American and even though when I was in America I met some pretty smart people, it’s videos like this one that make you look seriously retarded to the rest of the world…

  32. David says:

    pleeeez tell me that this girl is joking… she is a stupid idiot

  33. City says:

    To be honest with you I think even cavemen would think she’s stupid.

  34. nick says:

    what has the world come to

  35. Megan says:

    Wow…what an f-ing idiot.

  36. Mjane says:

    Well, you know. You’ll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they’ll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you’ll be all like, “Hey. Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows.”

    I hate those friggin’ things.

  37. Stan says:

    I am afraid for my neighborhood. These people actually do live among us – and some of them drive heavy machinery!

  38. Chris says:

    Well, she is right about one thing: WTF is going on.. with that epic fail?!?
    :D Loving it!

  39. Jake says:

    I believe this is the most commented fail I have seen yet. My question though is which fail is more Epic, her observational skills or the American education system?

  40. JOYCE says:

    not only is constitutional spelled wrong, but thirst was too (:
    rainbow win, spelling fail. :D

  41. Katy says:

    does this broad not know that god put a rainbow in the sky for noah after the flood? that was WAY more than 20 years ago… (all said in sarcastic voice) hahaha nice.

  42. Bubba says:

    Drugs are bad M’kay

  43. RenegadeWaitress says:

    Our oxygen supply lol

  44. aphexZero says:

    Aww – physics changed a lot since my last visit on earth…

  45. FAILERMOAR says:

    FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
    (__)_)======D~~~~~~~

  46. matt says:

    Wow. That was one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen in my life. And I saw that vid of the woman who took eight minutes to park her car.

  47. Robert g says:

    If anyone can contact this person pleas tell them to kill themselves.

  48. Sephius says:

    wow

  49. homicidaltoast says:

    she might be so worried about that, but look how much water she just wasted. anyways thats how its done down south. the evil rainbow water is rarely found anywhere else, and may be the cause of homosexuality. WE MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS EVIL WATER! IT WILL BE THE END OF MANKIND! (Sarcasm)

  50. o wow says:

    my gosh does she fail. FAIL.does she not know science? water reflects the sunlight, therefore creating such colors? like regular rainbows? what an idiot.

  51. Bwggy says:

    Oh No! The Rainbows are coming to get me!

  52. Plastiks says:

    She says we used to have rainbows arround the moon xDDDD

  53. angryfrenchpastry says:

    rainbows are nice

  54. John says:

    Someone has been passing notes during science class!
    Notice how she even uses words she doesn’t know the meaning of to try to sound smart.

  55. Boyah says:

    I love the way she tries to articulate herself in a smooth way, but fails because she us just some random stupid American. HOW I HATE THIS EXTREME IGNORANGE! Ok, so we are all ignorant on certain matters, but then STFU ABOUT IT.

  56. Kevin says:

    It is unfortunate that I can not favorite this fail.

  57. Lotus Faerie says:

    They force people like this to take birth control right?

  58. Rob says:

    The closing was hilarious!

    “…our never ending thrist…”

    DOUBLE FAIL

  59. homicidaltoast says:

    I get the vibe this was filmed in Texas.

    • Trozei says:

      It’s says “Northern California” in the video twice, you dipshit.

      • Qwaz says:

        Hey, buddy.
        This goes against my standards of not talkin to people like you, but could you tone down your retarded talkative-ness? You’re plaguing my “Recent comments section”.

  60. Bob Jenkins says:

    HOLY SHIT…… IT’S LIGHT!!!!

  61. xforgetmenotsx says:

    oh god
    oh god
    oh god
    this person is soooo off her rocker
    I wonder what she think of prisms
    if those are just a ploy by the government as well
    or would she think our air is polluted too by America’s depravation of human rights?

  62. Pat says:

    Sun on water droplets cause rainbows….is she an idiot or what

  63. Joe says:

    If you read this woman.You are Dumber than a box of rocks!!!

  64. ben says:

    wow… she’s mentally handicapped. I’m 13, and even i know that works.

  65. ben says:

    wow… she’s mentally handicapped. I’m 13, and even i know how that works.

    sorry for my grammar fail

  66. Nicole says:

    OMG, I can not believe how stupid this person is!
    don’t you people learn this kind of thing at school or are all Americans this stupid?

  67. Heyo says:

    Shit, she’s from Northern California she’s a liberal.

    • thescott says:

      I’m from Northern California, and believe me. The only parts of California that are liberal are the ones near the water. The rest of the state has one foot in the Midwest and the other foot in the Deep South.

  68. matt says:

    *sighs* some people are soo stupid

  69. SARAH says:

    I THINK IT IS JESUS IN THE WATER. JESUS PUT THE RAINBOWS IN HER WATER SUPPLY.

  70. nope says:

    THE VISUAL SPECTRUM IS COMING! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES~!

  71. Ness says:

    My daughter just showed me the fear mongering of this incredibly stupid woman. She thinks she is saving us from the government?! How to we save our government from such idiots? She still gets to vote!!!

  72. Rainwise says:

    OMG such a idiot… Is this kind of ppl aloud to live in the world?

  73. Lee says:

    I’m pretty sure this video was intended as a parody. Nobody’s that stupid.

  74. Sami says:

    WTF!? I don’t think it has anything to do with the water or air, I think it has to do with the drugs she’s on!

  75. Kalipto says:

    intelligence or being high fail

  76. glindasgal says:

    I think her brains are oozing out of her head…

  77. rovzx says:

    roflroflrofl.. copter any1??

  78. Shlepper says:

    … wat this lady is crazy so apparently there weren’t any rainbows 20 years ago, geez lady go back to school this is a lesson to everyone stay in school or u’ll be like this woman

    • Knightyme says:

      What she is saying I think is that you (well she) didn’t see any rainbows at ground level 20 years ago.

      I guess she didn’t play with water or the sprinklers she used were of large water droplet type and not fine droplet type as in the vid, which makes a bit of a difference in seeing clearly the rainbow.

      There were still rainbows with larger droplets, you just cant see them as clearly, try it yourself on the next sunny day, get a hose of running water and experiment with droplet size. And thus ends today’s science (shock) lesson.

  79. Fails lol says:

    lol dumbass ^^

  80. it did happen 20 years a go

  81. YOU FAIL AT LIFE says:

    all i can say is wwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

  82. ginger says:

    Metallic Oxide Salts… lolz

  83. cheesebrrgrr says:

    wow. MAJOR fail.

  84. Paula says:

    Instead of asking, what is oozing out of our ground, I’d like to know – what is oozing out of her brains? I believe it’s called stupidity.

  85. Paula says:

    She should also be arrested by the English language police for grammar and spelling abuse!

    …”rainbow’s” near the ground.

    …never ending “thrist” for power?

    I didn’t see one sentence go by that wasn’t totally screwed up in its spelling or grammar.

    Unbelievably stupid!

  86. mac says:

    wat a freakin MORON!!! holy sh*t is she that darn stupid or are the rest of us that much smarter? i think we all know rainbows occur when the light from the sun hits the water

  87. dslo says:

    And this is how George W. Bush was elected not once but twice. Thanks rural Merica!

  88. Garret says:

    And THAT, gentlemen, is why we should ignore feminists!

  89. Krazykokonut says:

    Logic FAIL.

  90. FailedFailer says:

    on hot days the sun reflects different colour light through moisture in the air so the person is so dumb

  91. ward says:

    This lady deserves a giant punch to the ovaries so that her offspring never roam the earth in search of rogue rainbows

  92. Sambolina says:

    What is oozing out of your head? Is it your brain? That wouldn’t have happened 20 years ago

  93. KayliFail says:

    Yes, what the hell indeed. Them damn government people putting rainbows in our water. How dare they. FAIL FAIL FAIL

  94. harry says:

    oxygen surply

  95. harry says:

    oxygen supply

  96. jack says:

    wtf she is so dumb this just goes to show when you give a nerd a camera thell tell you everythings a conspiracy aliens,the moon landing ,everything that nasas ever done im sick of every one sayin this conspiracy s*** and everyone know that a rainbow is formed from water going in the air like a prisim effect she needs a education epic fail

  97. Mr Slapper says:

    I just want to slap her!

  98. Anteezy says:

    I am genuinely scared.

  99. clay says:

    she has never had a science lesson ever, it is known as the effects of refraction, im 14 and i can explain it, but i cant be bothered. for some reason it has annoyed me that this women is so stupid.

  100. LOLS says:

    U ever been to school?

  101. well_duh says:

    She must be a Glenn Beck fan…

  102. kanadjin says:

    must be the gays… They’re everywhere now too! :P

  103. Poppaguy says:

    *clap* *clap*

  104. Connor7395 says:

    If rain produces rainbows, so do sprinklers, idiot :P

  105. Pixel91 says:

    “Everywhere we look, the visible spectrum is rainbows”

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  106. Foxystuff says:

    THAT WOMANS RIGHT… WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH

  107. Pedro says:

    ” what the hell is going on??” ,i tell you what’s going on , the LSD is kicking in and you don’t eaven know it !!

  108. žogi says:

    failing is sad


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