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*masturbates*
Best.
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‘First’.
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Ever.
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/opens mouth to receive produce of mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e.
Meat is produce??? Ummm I guess that makes me a Vegetarian like Sophie Monk
She’s great as that OCD detective.
mr. sausage sounds tasty !
All that rainbowy water is making me thristy.
Drink some of Mr Sausage manjuice.
gots plenty for everyone:*
Manjuice eh… can I get a glass with a twist of lime?
This is total fail.
I was thinking the same thing… I bet most people didn’t watch all the way to the end to catch how thristy the government is.
and how they want to take away our constituional rights!
I nkwo! freekign Natzeez man!
OMFG…I almost died
The scary thing is she’s probably a registered voter..
I shall dub this clip “deleted scene from ‘An Inconvenient Truth’”
Seriously. The irony here is she probably thinks George Bush is stupid.
it seems to be that stupidity is oozing out of the ground
I, on the other hand, believe this lady has just found the source of all this new-fangled gay pride, then.
and now, it’s happening now! LOL OMG SOOOOOOO f**king funny. “and then when you turn off the water, it disappears” I wonder if she also wrote the intro captions… prodominantly… rainbow’s… jeebus!
They’re probably injecting gayness into all of us with those rainbows
rofl so true it is a conspiracy to decrease worldpopulation, if everyone is gay there wont be lot of pregnancy’s
If you see her other videos on youtube, she apparently is paranoid-schizophrenic. Still, it provides, the LOLs.
Well, she’d have one in the “Right” column then. I think that would give her too much credibility. She’s obviously a Libertarian.
She’s from Cali which obviously makes her a Obama worshiping democrat.
An “Obama worshiping democrat”? Riiight.
I live in California, Yes I’m a democrat, no I don’t worship Obama.
I don’t worship anything. I’m in favor of Clinton actually, but I support Obama over McCain anytime.
I nested below your level. Take that society.
Right on! Fight the power. *approving nod*
California is a big state. They are DEFINITELY not all Democrats.
The lady is from NorCal, which is predominantly Republican, except for in San Francisco. So, don’t stereotype.
AGREED.
not everyone in cali is a democrat, take their govinator for example.
don’t you mean governator?
It’s actually grophernater, I live in a crappy town in California
With that accent? She may be in California, but she’s not from California. Besides which, it’s mostly just the greater SF area that’s liberal. Central valley and Sand Diego are conservative, the far north leans towards libertarian.
You mean San Diego not Sand.
HA.Don’t try to pin this lady on the right. Saying she’s from a conservative area doesn’t mean she isn’t drinking green kool-aid. MANBEAR PIG!!! AAAAHHH!!!
Excuse my poor spacing. I’m pretending to write a lab report and am rather distracted.
You should probably get back to your school work,
obviously it is much needed.
Don’t worry about the steriotyping(or my typing), I live in Texas and we think that EVERYONE from California acts like this. Except for the ones we know (well most of them).
That accent sounded like San Joaquin valley to me. so , yes, California.
i think it would make her aN Obama worshiping democrat
u can hear the underlying obama worship in her voice……wait ….yes there it is
Everybody knows that rainbows cause cancer and release evil leprechauns
into the atmosphere because of the pots of gold they produce(if you look
close enough you can see it). This video is proof that every year rainbows
are getting closer!! We have to unite and respond to this threat before it’s
too late!!!
She’s american, its normal to be retarded.
Are you sure you want Mr. Sausages Sausage? I hear he is shaped like a tuna can.
()) ?
your mom doesn’t complain.
Seriously dude, What the Fuck
I’m sorry, I don’t speak english, and I don’t understand you.
But your ugly unkindness is easy for others to see.
It’s making me miss ghouck. I wonder where he’s gone?
U mean gasman?
o.O
are they the same person? I’m post-gasman.
They’re not the same. Gasman became notorious in a sometimes amusing manner by always finding a way to turn anything anyone said, um, around, to create a comment in the form of “B3nd Ov3r and I’ll show you a _____”. Legend has it that he got banned from Failblog, and even today, many posts will not spell out that phrase with the actual letters, lest it risk getting blocked. Ghouck seems a much younger, um, “wit.”
I would’ve loved too meet him. I love the retards. They are fodder.
-to-
great, now I’m retard fodder. Hay.
Generally to pull the thing about not speaking English, you have to say it in like, not-perfect english.
By the way, if you haven’t noticed yet, I don’t speak English either..
he didn’t speak he wrote.
He didn’t write, he typed.
He didnt type, he pyked it into out minds.
DISGUSTING
Unicorns are to blame, they shit rainbows.
I thrist for unicorns.
try my uni-corn.
I don’t see any horn. Are you sure you have one?
Unicorns don’t exist, I bet you don’t really have one.
unicorns are just pretending to be narwhals
My GOD – after another 20 minutes this is the best second-hand burn you could come up with?
WIN!
He does have a uni-banana.
HE HAS A VAGINA.
Vienna hasn;t seen a vagina since the day he was born. Immediately after his mom plastered up hers.
Lmao, and right after his dad got one.
yes, I’ve seen one, many times – you got a photo of it as your avatar.
I bet you have a vagina too, either that or your penis is inside out because I don’t see anything there.
That would be Bob The Salesman.
So, mr vienna sausage, your concept of a vagina is a circa ’50s man smoking a pipe. Seek therapy immediately, before you become one of dboots rainbow sprinkler disciples.
LOL
you so debonair … deboning that boneless head of air
LMFAO!!
raelait WIN!!!!!!
Lmao.
An insult to “Bob” is still an insult. Damn the Pink Boys!
The Flaming Head of Arnold Palmer shall smite him down.
puny-corn?
Makes sense, as this t-shirt clearly shows that unicorns eat rainbows.
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=5338
Oh, what the merry hell was that? The shirt’s cute, but the tale of Diana-the-soon-to-be-bulemic-unicorn-due-to-low-self-esteem weirds me out. Total advertising fail!
(on the bright side, it did give me one hell of a giggle. DO NOT SPIT IN THE FACE OF DESTINY, JERKFACE!)
All those shirts on shit.woot give me a giggle. Well, most of them anyway.
You know, I never actually read the little story they had on there. I can understand the weirding out. Haha!
Those. BASTARDS.
Not only is it colored, it’s like, fluoressive or something– that has /got/ to be SO bad for you..
I guess unicorns are to blame for the stupidity of the lady in the video too? Because she is so dumb not even the words she is speaking are spelled correctly.
I mean ‘we as a nation’ have got to do something about getting a verbal spell-checker. And pronto before there are any more rainbows leaking from the earth in the form of a garden hose.
“now it’s happening now.”
ROFL terrible syntax…
There’s an auditory dictionary? Shit, no one told me! I’ve been misspelling all my conversations!!
and Care Bears poop clouds
Look, when you live in Care-a-lot, what do you expect. Professor Coldheart will be at your house momentarily.
No no, dog shit is to blame. Let me explain.
Remember back in the day when dog shit turned white? It doesn’t anymore, and all of that “whiteness” has seeped into our ground, contaminating our ground water and turning it rainbow coloured.
Oh, and the gays. Blame them too. Fucking rainbows. How dare they want equal rights? It’s a conspiracy, I tell ya!
Just how stupid are you?
So stupid that he makes Ahnold look like Winston Churchill.
H-Train—-that was too funny.
I laughed out loud at your comment… The thought of a Unicorn shitting a rainbow is just about too much to take! Thanks for the laugh…
i used to have a unicorn… rainbows everywhere. that’s why i taught him to use a toilet. then i tie dye in the bowl.
haha, i have that picture. “I hate my job” lol
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA – failure of the American education system !!! (roflmao)
It’s how we make gay. Unicorns shit rainbows into a huge vat, and then the vat gets dumped in the water supply. Then people drink the water…or have it in their sprinklers, and POOF!…gay.
Just ONCE can a comment ON something be ABOUT the subject? Seriously? Please? STAY ON THE FUCKING TOPIC!
Agreed! Now let’s get back to talking about rainbow farting unicorns.
Well, you know, that’s got some certain sexual connotation, sort of, but I’m not really sure it qualifies as being the f*cking topic.
Sorry, off topic again. How about sexually active rainbow farting unicorns?
I’ve done dome researching and a small study group in Basel, Switzerland has concluded that Unicorns, once on their biannual migration, will prevent me from eating waffles from toaster ovens from this point on.
Seriously, it doesn’t take anytime to make legitimate waffles. It’s cheaper too, and you can modify the recipe to your liking. I like “blueberry waffles”.
I hear that unicorn horn encrusted waffles (with our without maple syrup — your choice!) is good for the wang.
O.K. So I didn’t really hear that. I made it up.
You researched Buckminster Fuller?
Holy Crap. Are you in my class!?
Just kidding. I swear Bucky is following me. My prof
made us look him up the other day if we didn’t know
who he was. Funny you should mention him…
Well, if you’re doing dome researching…might as well look him up
Are you seriously pissed about not staying on topic? What would that topic be? The fact that the above generic movie/picture is ridiculously stupid like every other movie/picture on this site? Would you be happier if we each all just said, “boy, that sure is dumb!” a hundred times? Of course it’s dumb! Hence, “failblog”! You need to be a little less bent about failblog… wow..
Oh ya, and… Boy, wasn’t that girl dumb?!
AMEN Honey!
Seriously! How about we keep our comments related to the piece of fail that we just observed. This person obviously never had science in elementary school. She think the same thing about big rainbows in the sky? Dumbass…
She sounds like the rednecks in the Florida panhandle who attept to sound intelligent. Everytime I hear one of them speak, i think to myself “FAIL!!!!” which I’m sure most of them did before finishing high school. Wow, that was kind of uncalled for. Meh, oh well. This video did make me laugh hysterically, over and over and over.
20 years ago you did not have a sprinkler that sprayed a mist, 20 years ago you did not have the current camera technology…sounds like someone is overdue for a lobotomy.
OMFG SOMEONE SHOOT DAT BEYOCH
You don’t have to shout.
or shoot.
or dat.
or someone.
win
Total fail
or beyotch
Or, as Weird Al would say…..
…she probably uses AOL..
*Insert “in Russia” joke here*
Okay fine.
How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a Soviet Russian?
In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws you.
California public education system fail.
Poop win.
i stand for all when i say that was amazing she truly belived that rainows are horrible things when really there just kinda gay
Have you ever been high as f@#k???!!
whoever made this probably needs to repeat the kindergarten water splits light into different colors, kind of like a prism, comprend madam dipshit?
Must be American. Nobody else comes that uneducated.
i think she says “metalicalacized salt in our water…”.
This is a fine example of the effects of crack.
WOW
ya hear the sirens in the background? datz da po-po coming to take her 2 da loony bin
i’d like to ask you something to lady. How can you be so stupid. thats my question…
I think I am more concerned about what was in her water supply 20 years ago.
Its the gays lol
“We as a nation have got to ask ourselves: ‘What the hell is going on?’ ”
And you have to ask yourself: “Where the hell can I get a good psychiatrist?”
*masturbates* who wants white manjuce??
For somone that sounded so intelligent with such big words, she sure is a moron.
Well, she got on pretty well in junior high, it’s just that she failed first grade science.
http://members.greenpeace.org/blog/dboots
She seems to be able to work a computer
Given what I just witnessed on that site, I’m not sure that substantiates your claim…
Had to read her text from that link twice, the first one i got owned by so many grammar fails
“Also their is talk around about hydraulic sewer systems releaseing negative ions”
OMG! Someone get her onto FailBlog so the grammar Nazis can kill her!
And the science nazis. Please.
yeah, i concur. i cringed when i heard “what the heck is in our oxygen supply,” and “the metallic oxide salts.”… what the fuck IS that?!
yeah, im pretty sure there arent any ‘metallic oxide salts’ in our ‘oxygen supply’
That really does depend on what you’re smoking..
Her scientific knowledge comes from Ionic Breeze commercials.
And her brain is ruled by My Li’l Reminder.
ROFLMAO /that’s/ the new failblog, right there.
Static, the enemy of socks everywhere!
amen! That’s what I thought, never had elementary school science! Or didn’t pass it!
If this isn’t a joke, she sure is a moron.
and is masturbating all the time, right ?
oh c’mon, I’ve got two hands ffs
That doesn’t make you diphallactic.
WIN
oh yes.
It wasn’t my point mate… I mean, one hand is for pleasure, and the
other one to do stuff so YES I CAN HAS MASTERBATE ALL THE TIME:*
Masturbate. Dude, you spelled it right the first 300 times. That’s what getting first does to you.
WOT?? I MASTEÓRBEATEZ RONG???? *MASTEÓRBATEZ*
Nice.
*Joins in the masterbation*
*masturbates*
*Master-bates*
What a maths debate for once?
ROFLMAO…pwnd
It’s not a joke. I actually have a client who is a conspiracy theorist and the theories on how the simplest of things are designed to “keep us under control” are mind boggling.
I dunno, television seems to be doing a pretty good job keeping the public lobotomized and lazy…
“of keeping” sorry.
Not a joke:
http://members.greenpeace.org/blog/dboots
OMG!!!
It is true!!! There is something weird in the water (at least, in the water SHE drinks).
Nice
that’s not true, her house is under high voltage power lines and her favorite snack is old paint chips
Perhaps it’s a combination of both.
Living off nothing but Pepsi products will do that too ya I guess.
did anyone consider the fact that she might be taking the piss … i mean no-one can be that stupid right? … right? … can they?
I was. But then i saw the light.
You can’t see light unless you were to slow down time. You can see because of light.
All we see IS light, light directly transmitted (as in from stars) or light
reflected from an object.
I mean you can’t discern the individual beams of light. Of course you can see light, or else you couldn’t see anything at all.
So, have I covered my ass completely?
*checks out Rogue’s ass*
I think you missed a spot…
Other then the fact that there are no “beams” of light, you’re fairly well covered. Probably that same spot that my Dragon friend mentioned.
Ayup.
Can I call you Doctor Mengele? Because we’re kinda being science Nazis.
reminds me of a song:
Good Golly, Mengele.
You sure like to maul.
Good Golly, Mengele,
You gotta lotta gall.
I see dreams when I close my eyes and lose my religion, I mean,
experience R.E.M.
Go back to your corner and/or spotlight and stop trying
to keep up.
*round of applause* for bringing that song into yet another thread
you’ve said too much.
Per usual, fuzz was being religiously silly in his comment, but he’s also offered an brainy point –
“vision” is actually a neurological event; it does not require the presence of light wavicles. Dreams, of course, activate the visual cortex, and so do a number of meditation techniques, even when the windows of the soul (i.e., the eyeballs) have no light coming through.
TMI — you gots too much “an” and not enough “a brain”; try whole grains next time for your pointy head brand of too much serial. :[
!?
Marcel? Call me!
You don’t need to meditate to realise that. I can close my eyes and see whatever I want to see! *pictures fuzz in a compromising position*
Rule #34?
oh you’d be suprised…
Have you ever heard of scientology?
‘Nuff said.
that’s a very good point
I know… I think this is the first time I have actually *hoped* it’s a fake fail.
Prime example of people who should not procreate.
Please, please, PLEASE let this woman be joking. Please. Otherwise this video is more than a fail, it’s downright scary. I’ll bet she has both kids AND a driver’s license. Eeeekkk!
Anytime the opening and closing scrolling text is spelled wrong, you know the message must be gold. I mean they were clerely two torn up abot it to taek teh tim to spel it rite.
Thank you! I thought I was the only one who caught it.
…really?
Yeah. Until I read the rest of the comments on the page. Scroll button fail.
I thought this was a fabulous sarcasm win, hmm……
haha yea, with all of the people talking about her being smart or not, she can’t even spell. But I guess she doesn’t want to lose her “constituional” right to be retarded. lolol
As un-politically correct as this next statement is, I do not apologise. There appears to be no other word for this woman than ‘retarded’.
‘un-politically correct’ is politically incorrect.
LOL! BURN
LOL! NEWB
LOLLOllLOllLOlLoolLlOolOMGomGOMGggGG!!!!!!1111+shift+your+mom
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Oooookkkkaaayyyy then… move along people, nothing to see here…
Here, I’ll help.
*Places barrier around mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e*
Okay, show’s over folks. If you’d like to step to the side, sir.
hi BondFan, how are you?
Fine, thanks. And you?
good, I tried to ask you last week where you live.
thought you eluded to Japan and wanted to ask what that was like
I’d love to elude Japan. ‘Cause I’m RACIST
You can elude it by always staying today in the today, because there in Japan they’re now the new phenomena of tomorrow there. (But stay away from
Oakland, ’cause THERE IS NO THERE THERE.)
Do you think they can tell us what it’s ike in the future?
A hurricane.
first
I can tell you what it’s like a few hours in the future (assuming you’re American)… it’s very, very interesting… you’ll see what I mean. *mysterious look*
Because of the Patriot Act, the US government probably just read that. Now they can arrest you even though you’re Irish.
In honor of dilettante’s ike; here’s one of
Japan’s most beloved haiku:
____
.
furu ike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto
.
ah, the old pond
a frog jumps in
water sound
.
____
(Bashō, 17th c.)
Basho nowaki shite A banana plant in the autumn gale -
Tarai ni ame o I listen to the dripping of rain
Kiku yo kana Into a basin at night.
The haiku seems to suggest the poet’s awareness of his spiritual affinity with the banana plant.
Word salad, sorry. Yours was prettier.
But yours had more potassium and Vitamin A.
And comes in a convenient wrapper.
Although I bet all the Brits read “shite” wrong.
*giggles*
I knew it!
‘Scuse me a sec, guys…
*squeezes between abstract and Bondfan*
*squeezes Shadow*
Theng-kew! As you were.
hi Dragon. how’s things? any evil rainbows out your way?
get a room
?? go outside and play loser
What’s happening now is. . .now.
what happened to then?
it’s not then yet
it is now?
it won’t let me swear at you even when I self edit, so use your imagination
f…u.. newb how?
But ponder this: ‘politically incorrect’ is, in fact, politically correct. Does that mean we should be using terms that are themselves politically incorrect to describe – well, themselves? “un-politically correct”: I say twisted logic, ontological WIN.
No, that makes people who actually are retarded look really bad. They have a lot more common sense than that. I should know; my mom & I both work with rehab…
I would suggest “ignorant”.
Willfully ignorant if you will.
Abysmally willfully ignorant, mayhap.
Actually, I vote paranoid schizophrenic.
paranoid schizophrenic who is also woefully, willfully, abysmally ignorant and stupid. Almost makes a case for eugenics. Eugenics may be totally evil, but imagine if she was allowed to raise kids!
Eu genius!
relax, they’d probably rebel and get Masters Degrees and work for the CIA.
Hee…!
Is it wrong that I have had sooooo much fun with this particular fail?
If it is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right!
Actually it’s WOEFULLY. *he he* dumbass
Psychotic is, I believe, the proper term. Delusional or paranoid works, too.
The politically correct wording is “differently mentally abled”.
Big words that are misspelled. I figured “bonehead” out of the gate.
This is like calling Hitler a “jerk”.
Well… he was.
You do realize that she was probably being a smart ass to make fun of how the government is going after all sorts of crazy conspiracy’s, right?
That’s your idea of sounding intelligent? Judge of intellect fail.
hahahahaha, her enthusiasm is totally misplaced!
Oh my god I almost cried….and anyway…..what its oozing out of our ground?
not to mention she put “rainbow’s” in her titles…. ..spelling is so overrated.. spelling FAIL.
That’s what I told my mom. Using such big words, but that just makes her looks so stupid.
this woman is an actual tool, god save Americans like her
(not saying Americans are dumb, she is the reason people think that)
The fact that no one can tell if she’s an environmentalist or a nutjob says much about environmentalism as practiced today.
The fact that no one can tell if you are a philosopher or a moron says much about philosophy as practiced today
zing: WIN
FTW!
LAMO!!!!!
Um…I count zero people on this board who are confused by which of the two she is.
Strawman argument FAIL.
is there a difference between environmentalist and nut job? isn’t the word mental hidden right in their own description of their selves?
er… I think an environmentalist would know the difference between a naturally occuring rainbow and a chemically induced lightshow.
This is a nutjob. mos def.
What … how… I… wow.
My sentiments exactly. Just, wow.
Ok, I think I have figured out one of the questions that need to be asked. How does someone that un-observant survive into adult-hood?
I don’t know, but I think she should be arrested and placed in prism!
She does seem fractured.
She’s certainly on a different wavelength.
Bent as well.
*cues “Dark Side of the Moon”*
She’s definitely my-optic.
Well, she’s not too bright, now is she?
Dear…God…pun…overload…
Best post/replies ever.
Best replies ever
Please you three, stay on the f*cking optic!
well personally I think the sun shines out of her arse.
Juno reference win?
Mebbeh not…
No, you should cue The Trial.
Crazy
Toys in the attic, she is crazy
Toys in the attic…
Hahahaha. Win.
maybe then she can see the light
Spelling FLAI
we didn’t have digital cameras or computers in our houses twenty years ago and they’re unatural and i don’t hear her complaining about them
She probably survives on Cheetos and Mountain Dew, too.
That would make her idea of a cooked meal Kraft Mac & Cheese. For a fancy meal she would add cut-up hotdogs.
And a “fancy Italian place” would be Domino’s Pizza.
No, no, Pizza Hut has pasta now, so THAT would be her fancy italian place!
Which is weird. It’s freakin’ Pizza Hut! They only need to serve pizza as their main course. It’s like if Chick-Fil-A were to serve ham.
Eewww. Or if…. nope, that’s pretty strange. I got nuthin.
Did you hear the commercial? They send you THREE POUNDS of pasta. That’s enough for, like, twenty people
How much is that in dollars?
sadly, 5.25894 USD.
I lol’d.
Haha, that’s exactly what I said too. I hope they don’t serve it in those little foil boxes… seems the weight of it plus sauce would just tear through it. How about a bucket… lol
I second “wow.”
This is a case where an abortion was needed…
Win!
Do they allow 163rd term abortions in Northern California?
probably.
else, they should make at least one exception.
They probably will if Obama’s elected.
Don’t bring your political affiliation here, especially if its an unintelligent
joke such as that one, unless its a clever satire on republican
humor, if so well done.
political satire fail
The spectrum.. is rainbow. This can not be natural.
ROFL! xD
What is oozing out of our ground?
sorry i planted that there
Semen of the undead.
This gives me a Bruce Campbell vibe and I like it.
My penis.
Replicating.
Elongating.
I think she should be more concerned with what’s oozing out of her head…her brains!
Of course, it could just be biscuit dough.
That one was funny.. ^ *grin*
We should definitely blame this phenomenon on President Bush!!!!
She’s whinny too. Like, who complains about rainbows?
Evidently horses.
WIN.
And butterflies.
No wait, it could be a moth . . .
NY.
leprechauns?
Leprechauns whinny?
leprechauns complaining about rainbows, cause they point out where the gold
is… STOOPID!!!
How shall I fail thee? Let me count the ways…
tl;dr
lol
People smoking some pot of gold in Acapulco?
No stems, no seeds that you don’t need. Acapulco Gold is badass weed.
And you just had to tell us so that you may look cool.
Here I am, pointing it out, making it awkward.
How many pots have you smoken? Do you not know that was Cheech and Chong?
Yeah, talking about drugs drives me nuts. Do them or don’t, just don’t talk about it if you’re on or off them.
So now we’re not allowed to talk about dead babies or drugs? Damn, all we have left is masturbation discussion.
We could talk about actual sex? Maybe. How old are these failbloggers?
Take 403
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There’s a land that I heard of
Once in a conspiracy.
nice rhyme.
(don’t tell anybody — i piracy’d most of those words off the internet!)
Yarr! You are banished to the briny deep.
Nightmares.
True. Daymares, however, love rainbows.
Eric Cartman
Don’t you just hate it when they bite the inside of your ass?
LOL! There are so many hilarious things about this video… where to start? “Never happened 20 years ago”? “But now it’s happening now”! Yup, now is now and not some other time, OMG, conspiracy! Conspiiiiiiirrrrrraaaaaaaaacyyyyyy!
because there was no such thing as conspiricies twenty years ago
Or spellcheck.
please… for the love of all that’s good and holy… someone tells me she’s kidding… she has to be, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to breath on her own. or maybe california will tell us that rainbows cause cancer, you never know.
it must be real, because no one would put on this act. even that chick should know that you never go full retard.
First “Tropic Thunder” reference WIN.
Hey, I made a reference to it the day after it came out.
well you win then. *pat pat pat*
This really is a win. That movie should be mandatory.
Pump your breaks son, that woman is a national treasure.
This sounds like she’s on America’s Best Dance Crew.
…never go full retard!
Loves it!!!!!!
Tropic Thunder reference Win!
tropic thunder… amazing
I am a Californian, and I will gladly tell you that rainbows cause cancer. Think about it…the rainbow is a visual result of light refraction and separation. You are seeing concentration of all of the components of sunlight, not just the visible spectrum. There is an invisible band of ultraviolet radiation stabbing at you from every rainbow, flinging fistfuls of melanoma-causing UV at your tender skin.
TREMBLE BEFORE THE INVISIBLE TEETH OF THE RAINBOW, PUNY MORTAL!
I AM OOZING OUT OF YOUR WATER SUPPLY TO KILL AND DISMAY YOU!
I am a Californian and I approved of this message.
Let me speak with the general population with a quick summary of my thoughts on this video.
W….
T…….
F……?
That was very illuminating.
I have a hard time believing that she is serious.
On the other hand, if she is trying to be funny, she fails at that as well. So either way…
She fails on a level similar to ‘Geography Fail’. And that takes a lot of fail.
I think she lives in Georegia, actually.
Think of all the stress she has gone through… the tanks, the bombing, than the refugee camp…
How are you comparing the bombing to the refugee camp exactly? Is it “less than”? “Worse than”? “Greater than”?
not comparing… it’s all stress, AMIRITE?
Dood, I tryes too speek propar Engleash
So why do you misspell “masturbate”?
this makes me a saaaaaaaaad panda… :’(
So stop the sexual harassment, panda.
I approve this message.
AAH! DO NOT WANT!!!!
Same Georgian chick, now with a camera.
Seriously, who had the patience to teach this person to use the interwebs, let alone a digital camera and some sort of editing software… oh yeah… Thanks Apple!
Which was so obviously just trolling.
There are some people who can’t distinguish between Australia and France.
Oh shit refracted light! when did that start happening
apparently within the last 20 years. maybe global warming caused it!
even though the ancient greeks had (incorrect) theories on it over two thousand years ago
hang on whats more 20 or 2 000?
What a moron. Pollution doesn’t cause rainbows.
Gays do.
I like rainbows.
they even got one on their flag, these SOBs!!!
Thanks Lardboy, that comment got me.
“Thanks a lot, gays, way to steal refracted light.”
We do!!???
I think I have a rainbow deficiency… :’(
*sobs*
That’s going to be my new t-shirt. It will be FABOO! I think there should be some sparkles with bears and unicorns prancing defacating clouds and urinating rainbows.
I’m not Gay, I just really like rainbows.
wow, so thats why there are so many rainbows…
win
“What is oozing out of our ground?!”
Umm…water?
HELLO! HUMOR! YOU NEED A SENSE OF IT TO BE HERE!
ha, he is funny, he was making fun of her……ReTARDIS, maybe you are her…
Do not anger ReTardis, her vengeance can be harsh.
[popcorn]
*munchy munch munch*
[/popcorn]
You gonna share that?
DRAGONWRITER!
::masturbates::
sorry, I can’t – she is too boring.
Ok vienna (you don’t mind if I call you by your fist name do you?) I hope you’re going to replace the irony-o-meter you just broke. It cost me a bundle.
*smooch*
*smooches Kerfluffle also, just ‘cuz*
Thank you!
For you…? Any time.
Just don’t tell the beautiful woman at home.
Pardon? What were you saying about me? Why are you and raelalt alone down here? Now I want the truth now!
Uh-oh. Busted.
my fist doesn’t have a name… should I give it one?
All this time we thought you called it “Wife”.
you’re soooooo predictable… no, I don’t call her names…
your mom takes all the names
“Your Mom” lines (can’t call them jokes) and I’m the one who is predictable? Ok mr vienna sausage, go back to pleasuring yourself, someone has to do it.
ok, go back to your boring conversation with dragonsomething
in which nobody (or almost nobody) is interested…
zing!
*loads RPG, passes napalm to Dragon*
That’s very sweet of you Rogue…but you don’t use napalm for minor irritants like ants and mosquitoes.
You feel free, though, if you feel like some target practice!
no need for that stuff, Rogue, realalt just killed vienna boy with royally entertaining pwnage
“go back to boring” indeed –
that really is funny
So I had this terrible dream last night where I found myself in this damp and dark basement with blood on my hands and two dead hookers laying crumpled on the ground. I instantly panicked because I didn’t remember doing anything and knew that I was going to be implicated in their murder. I went to go wash my hands when I heard all kinds of noise coming from up above. It turns out that I had thrown a party and people were beginning to show up. I got even more terrified because now at any minute all the people I cared about were going to discover this grisly murder scene, and I didn’t know what to do. I became frantic and starting thrashing about, searching around in the dreamscape nightmare basement of hell, I found a huge container of kerosene, and figured the best way to take care of the situation was to burn the house down, so as to burn the bodies and make a convenient reason to cancel the party before my friends thought the worse of me. As with all anxiety dreams of this nature, the fire failed and burned really slowly. It was enough to drive my friends outside to drink on the front lawn, but not quick or powerful enough to destroy the house. Moments later, the fire department showed up. I had to convince them that I either had the fire under control to make them leave. Ludicrous of course, but one can’t have the fire department put an evidence-killing fire. And of course, since these dreams always persist with the fail, the fire department put out the fire with epic brevity and discovered the corpses in the basement. They forcefully dragged me downstairs and I suddenly had the sensation that they weren’t fire fighters, but some kind if demons. When we got back to the corpses, one of them spoke in this guttural growl about how I had achieved something good. I clearly remember him saying “nice work”. A hidden door opened up in the wall revealing a gaping secret passage. We walked through it single file. We came out to a huge chamber that was lined with all matter of cages, big and small, weirdly shaped. Each one containing a human being of some kind, if you could call them that. They didn’t seem to be in any pain, as painful and torturous as some of their postures were. Some had their eyes sewn open and grinned with eery expectancy, but no trace of discomfort. Others looked like they could mutate on command, shifty translucent skin and webbing. Lizard eyes. I was ushered to the middle of the room and ordered to close my eyes. I obliged only for a moment before I heard a cacophony of iron and chains being unfurled. A 30 foot tall fire breathing Anubis-like being stepped out of yet another hidden portal and bellowed. In the resounding echo more disturbances and other creatures screamed back from within the walls. The demon approached me very slowly, as if walking on wisps. His movements were other-worldly, slow and persistent, but given to a slight forward tilt, his gait scared the shit out of me. His smile revealed multiple racks of hideously tiny teeth and shadows of what looked like beetles scurried through his mouth. The last thing I remember was him holding a giant scimitar high over his head and screaming “WTFLOL” as the blade came down. I woke up covered in sweat and realised I pissed myself. I was initially really troubled by this but upon further inspection, I discovered I had a “wet” dream! That’s the fail of this fail. You can’t look at things too closely or else you discover darkness. A “wet” demon prostitute dream. Staring into a sprinkler and believing the world is snapping apart with rampant sabotage and poisoning. Actually it’s a just a rainbow. Sometimes a pipe is a pipe. And a cigar is a cigar. Sometimes it’s OK to cry during Hugh Grant films. It’s alright out there America. Everything is going to be just fine.
*The moar you know*
“cut and pasted from blog*
*I assume, I’ve never gotten past the first sentence*
Well, what do you know…? Boring came back to us.
‘Twas only a matter of time.
The time is now. Now is happening. . .now. *facepalm*
Also, Dragon something you should probably know about ants. downstairs, my house has a major ant problem. Luckily I reside upstairs. Nevertheless, once every 5 minutes or so an ant comes trotting along my desk. First I place a coin or another object in its path. This confuses the ant, causing it to run off in a different direction, but my finger is waiting. I block its path with my finger. It runs in the opposite direction, but I anticipate this. Soon the ant is encircled by pens and other barriers, and if it attempts to climb them, swift punishment is issued. The ant remains in my arena. Then I take my knife, and nimbly place the tip onto one of its legs, holding it in place, then I press down hard and chop the leg off. The ant does not run, it merely enters a craze moving all around wildly. I allow it to suffer like this for a minute or so, chopping off another leg if it appears not to be in pain. Then comes a decision. Sometimes I will wait for another ant, and place it in the arena to see what it does. Occasionally it will pick up its comrade, and run off, but this is an offense punishable by death. Other times, I will merely watch the ant until it gives up. It will stop moving all but one leg. At this point I give in and slice the ant in two, putting it out of its misery. I save the corpses in a small pile, and once I have a considerable stack, I scatter them in my arena. This is where the real fun begins.
I venture outside to my back yard and find a red ant. This is my gladiator. I return to my room and place him in among the corpses. He wanders, confused. I do not let him leave. I pound the desk near him with my fingers, scaring him. I toughen my gladiator up until another ant comes along. I place the intruder into the arena. The red ant will go after the black ant, and they engage in mortal combat. If the red ant wins, another corpse decorates my arena. If the black ant vanquishes his foe, he wins the prize of life. I carry him in my hands and bring him downstairs and place him among his comrades. If he put up a good fight, I give him a warriors welcome and feed his colony with bread. If he barely defeated the red ant, he receives no food, only the gift of life. This is how i spent my afternoons.
*The moar you know*
GTFO. I’m getting bored just scrolling.
You should try reading instead.
*The moar you know*
Writing is like fish.
.
You have your extraordinary works; these are the prime salmon and sushi-grade tunas of the literary world.
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Then you have good writing. Halibut, sole, trout. Wholesome, good, versatile.
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Mindless entertainment is like canned tuna, or trash fish and bottomfeeders like catfish and tilapia. Harmless, but of an unsavory nature.
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And then there is…chum. We do not read the chum.
What if you don’t like fish?
Not to rain on your parade, I just really don’t like fish.
I can has reasonable substitute?
*sigh*
You rained on my metaphor.
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to. If it helps, I REALLY don’t like chum.
Chum brings sharks. And Sharks are the things of nightmares.
No, Dragon, you cut him to the quick with your barbels.
I don’t generally like fish… but I like canned tuna, go figure…
has to be solid white, chunk light is crap
Heh…I’m actually allergic to fish.
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I DO love metaphors, though.
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*hugs Avis and dilettante*
Oh crap, look! Sharks! You guys love that chum. Mmm tasty tasty. Nothing like a good chum shot from your pal Mr. Talonsofpeace guy!
*masturbates*
*hugs dragon back*
Quick aside, things with the boy couldn’t be better!! I have been introduced to his friends, and have not been found wanting. I guess I can’t ask for better.
how ’bout some batter? *splort!*
I’m sooooooo happy for you, Avis!! I wish you nothing but absurd and giddy happiness.
*absurdly happy*
Awww, thanks!
Do you happen to have a harpoon gun? One that can be set for Talons?
Hmm?? Whyfor? He’s not even here.
“In companionship and happiness
may you be like milk and honey”
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~ Rumi
Shhhh. . she’s learning!
“A pack of blessings lights up upon thy back;
Happiness courts thee in her best array”
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~ Not Rumi
Fuzz is considering employing a new tl;dr-type posting message (”tl;dr” = “too long, didn’t read”). He’s going to use “lits” — “life is too short” — as a non-reply to unaesthetic, unfunny, or unkind posts that just aren’t worth the bother.
_()_
*hug back, Dragon* Sorry I’m late.
“Fuzz is considering employing a new tl;dr-type posting message (”tl;dr” = “too long, didn’t read”). He’s going to use “lits” — “life is too short” — as a non-reply to unaesthetic, unfunny, or unkind posts that just aren’t worth the bother.”
tl;dr
You’re not late, sweet dilettante. Not at all.
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Drinkie?
Have I already had too much? I offended my beloved fuzzy.
Oh, you have not. He’s holding things (erm…I think mostly himself) against you in another conversation, so…I’m pretty sure he’s not offended.
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And I DID offend fuzzy once, and he forgave me. So fear not.
That’s a relief. I want him to hold me against him (again). The coffee was a nice touch.
*holds once and future dragon with his timeless heart*
Yes, drinkies all around, Dragon. I feel better.
*pours*
Oh, so now I bring in the crate of Vodka?
Crate? Have you been to Delaware or New Jersey??
Might be wise, my friend…
You can get one in Scotland too.
My new name is Kerfuffle Monger. Seems more apropos.
Yeah, I realize that now. My bad.
cool, all cool, just say away from those crazy rainbows
Go back inside lady. Take your meds. It is just a raibow.
Yes. Raibow. Mmmhmm.
rainbows in our sprinklers. how dare the goverment. whats next? ice cubs that melt in the sunlight? our world is falling apart.
As opposed to ‘water’ cubs?
Ice cubs melting — that was in An Inconvenient Typo.
looks like a job for Algoreman!
Yes, call Al Gore! This is an inconvenient rainbow.
Water Cubs —FAIL
water cubs = drops?
Picasso’s pioneering baby bear style never caught on.
maybe plants which go yellow if you don’t put water on them
Or perhaps clouds that drop water on our heads! It’s a conspiracy, man!
Raindrops keep falling on my head
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin’ seems to fit
Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling
“There is no gas shortage man. It’s all fake. The oil companies control everything. Like there is this guy that invented this car and it runs on water man. It’s got a fiberglass air-cooled engine and it runs on water. “
Well that explains it, the car emits rainbows from the exhaust, that’s why we didn’t have this problem 20 years ago…
“That 70’s Show” reference?
nice:)
I can read english but i can’t “ear” english! :’( I’m french and don’t understand this FAIL! Whatever I love your comments ^^’
Even translated this would be full of fail. She’s just… wrong. So very, very wrong.
true but she is at least epic wrong^^
Well she certainly didn’t fail halfway. This was a full-blown, done in spades fail!
Shes complaining because theres a rainbow created by the light refracting off the water drops in the sprinkler. And she apparently thinks that its caused by something in the water, or the ground or in the air… and there’s not just rainbows around the moon or in the sky anymore, they’re on the ground now too!! Shes just really really, really stupid. lol
Unnecessary!
If you read the comment she’s replying to you will see that it was not, in fact, unnecessary.
I think Mich was talking about his own comment.
Ahhh! That must be it.
Its written for the French lady who can read english, but can’t translate when hearing english…
I think this explanation is intended for the french guy
Ashley was explaining for wapdoowap, the french person who didn’t understand dboot’s whining about rainbows in sprinklers.
Strange but okay.
The jist of the FAIL is that rainbows are not a result of toxic ground water and somehow this MENSA member figured out how to use a camera to record her thoughts on the matter.
What do you find strange? That someone can’t understand spoken English?
Yes, that truly is unusual.
Plus, “jist” sounds really porny.
It’s spelled “gist” anyhow.
I know
Shirley, you jest.
*jesters with a feather towards a dilettante’s rib and just tickle lates better than never*
Late is much better than never.
Don’t call me Shirley.
I am serious…don’t.
:[
Oh, it’s what he says before “Don’t call me Shirley”. Don’t be sad.
I’m not sad. I’m serious!
Another Mai Tai will clear that up with a quickness!
Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!
Maybe dilettante is too new to get the poke reference :[
I missed a poke? I am new. Please explain?
Oh, so you fail at english.
Just like you likely fail at french.
seconded
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again; languages just aren’t taught properly in England
?? EXPOUND
It’s been two hours, nearly, I don’t think he can…
expound = euro
1 euro = 1.40711 USD
Ah but we still have the pound, it will never be an ex-pound!
We will never give in to the inferior euro!
And that’s why you’re the best. I love Ireland. I had the best time there.
Oh vraiment ? Pose tes deux mains par terre et baisse ton pantalon, je vais t’expliquer…
Paedo.
Je ne comprends pas.
He said ‘put your hands on the ground and lower your trousers, i’ll explain’.
This is why I hate going to the doctor’s. I’ve always wondered how he can perform that examination with both hands on my shoulders.
Ewwwwwww! Growdy.
I know, and you don’t even get dinner and a movie.
Djoh, do you win in french ? fail u
Quick summary pour mon ami:
The woman making the video apparently believes that:
a) rainbows in water spray from sprinklers are not natural
b) they only started appearing about 20 years ago
c) they are caused by something in the water
and therefore
d) whatever is in the water was put there by the US Government to experiment on people.
She’s a total idiot, who apparently missed the lesson about refracted light and rainbows that we all learn around age 6.
You are French. Therefore, you are the essence of fail. You need not understand… only check the mirror and the fail is apparent. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SICK BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRNNNN
…*joins in the masturbation*
She isn’t joking… she is failing the first grade, and prolly from California
im French too wolv_ona_gixer…
and French are and will always be better than your country of hill billys (usa)
because France have not been built on a bunch off lies and we dont lives for the biggest lies of all humanity (the American dream)
oh by the way , this women is so dump… the more funny thing about this video is that this video actually exist, she talk with so much passion about the fact that she probably found the biggest conspiracy of all lollllllllllllll
don’t s. h. i. t. on me, I just stuck up for you.
If France is so much better than the United States, why did we have to save your stupid asses from the Germans TWICE???
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</There’d be no United States without the French, Ninjapoop. How do you think we ever got our scrawny asses through the Revolutionary War??
There would also be no English language. What, you think William the conqueror’s troops only brought syphilis with them from France when he invaded England??
Syphilis: the gift that keeps on giving.
And the STD that causes fewer conspiracy theories than AIDS.
(The government did it, the KKK did it, etc.)
isn’t syphilis a New World disease?
William the Conquerer prolly brought clap or something.
Sure didn’t bring the spelling of his name your way.
It wasn’t called the “French pox” for nothing.
Just to further back up what Fuzz, Dragon, and Raelalt have pointed out, without France we wouldn’t have the statue of Liberty. Which is only one of our country’s most recognizable and esteemed icons.
Maybe so but what we also wouldn’t have is mimes. I guess we have to take the bad with the good.
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A mime is a wonderful thing to waste.
I couldn’t agree more!
Now that was clever.
Just like with Canada. They gave us Rush but also Celine Dion.
Now that IS cause for war!
And I knowwww that her head willllll come oooooooff.
They also gave us Joni Mitchell. They get a pass for every artist after that.
Are you trying to say Rush is a positive thing? I’m confused.
I’ve seen Rush in concert three times.
Best. Concerts. Ever.
Oh, honey.
Well, okay. That one Moody Blues concert was better.
“Once the world was new
Our bodies felt the morning dew
That greets the brand new day
We couldn’t tear ourselves away
I wonder if you care
I wonder if you still remember
Once upon a time
In your wildest dreams”
Great, now I had to download this. I was really little when I first heard this and I still know every word. Damnit!
I ♥ the Moody Blues.
You should hang out in MD where I used to live with my whole family. You are welcome. We like to feed people, as a warning…and they play the moody blues at every party.
I’ve seen the Moody Blues as well, fantastic! There was a
science fiction show that had a brief run on British TV
with Justin Hayward signing the into song which was quite
haunting. Can’t remember the show or the song now though.
*to*
wait, nevermind.