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*masturbates*
Best.
…
‘First’.
….
Ever.
…
/opens mouth to receive produce of mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e.
Meat is produce??? Ummm I guess that makes me a Vegetarian like Sophie Monk
She’s great as that OCD detective.
mr. sausage sounds tasty !
What bothers me is that I’m from Northern California too.
I ‘m worried that whatever is in the water that affected her so deeply might be seeping into my water supply too!
If my posts stop making sense, you’ll know why!
My brother once made a rainbow while taking a leak, he never was able to duplicate that!
is easy, aim to a wall, make it a high and (somehow) steady pressure, and be sure to be in direct sunlight and TA-DAAA!!! automatic golden rainbow! oh btw, you are gonna wet yourself by doing this, so head to the showers inmediatly after
All that rainbowy water is making me thristy.
Drink some of Mr Sausage manjuice.
gots plenty for everyone:*
Manjuice eh… can I get a glass with a twist of lime?
This is total fail.
I was thinking the same thing… I bet most people didn’t watch all the way to the end to catch how thristy the government is.
and how they want to take away our constituional rights!
I nkwo! freekign Natzeez man!
OMFG…I almost died
gay
The scary thing is she’s probably a registered voter..
I shall dub this clip “deleted scene from ‘An Inconvenient Truth’”
Seriously. The irony here is she probably thinks George Bush is stupid.
it seems to be that stupidity is oozing out of the ground
I, on the other hand, believe this lady has just found the source of all this new-fangled gay pride, then.
and now, it’s happening now! LOL OMG SOOOOOOO f**king funny. “and then when you turn off the water, it disappears” I wonder if she also wrote the intro captions… prodominantly… rainbow’s… jeebus!
They’re probably injecting gayness into all of us with those rainbows
rofl so true it is a conspiracy to decrease worldpopulation, if everyone is gay there wont be lot of pregnancy’s
If you see her other videos on youtube, she apparently is paranoid-schizophrenic. Still, it provides, the LOLs.
Well, she’d have one in the “Right” column then. I think that would give her too much credibility. She’s obviously a Libertarian.
She’s from Cali which obviously makes her a Obama worshiping democrat.
An “Obama worshiping democrat”? Riiight.
I live in California, Yes I’m a democrat, no I don’t worship Obama.
I don’t worship anything. I’m in favor of Clinton actually, but I support Obama over McCain anytime.
I nested below your level. Take that society.
Right on! Fight the power. *approving nod*
California is a big state. They are DEFINITELY not all Democrats.
The lady is from NorCal, which is predominantly Republican, except for in San Francisco. So, don’t stereotype.
AGREED.
clinton is a pimp but thats a republican their the ones always hatin on the government
not everyone in cali is a democrat, take their govinator for example.
don’t you mean governator?
It’s actually grophernater, I live in a crappy town in California
With that accent? She may be in California, but she’s not from California. Besides which, it’s mostly just the greater SF area that’s liberal. Central valley and Sand Diego are conservative, the far north leans towards libertarian.
You mean San Diego not Sand.
HA.Don’t try to pin this lady on the right. Saying she’s from a conservative area doesn’t mean she isn’t drinking green kool-aid. MANBEAR PIG!!! AAAAHHH!!!
Excuse my poor spacing. I’m pretending to write a lab report and am rather distracted.
You should probably get back to your school work,
obviously it is much needed.
Don’t worry about the steriotyping(or my typing), I live in Texas and we think that EVERYONE from California acts like this. Except for the ones we know (well most of them).
That accent sounded like San Joaquin valley to me. so , yes, California.
i think it would make her aN Obama worshiping democrat
u can hear the underlying obama worship in her voice……wait ….yes there it is
agreed!
Everybody knows that rainbows cause cancer and release evil leprechauns
into the atmosphere because of the pots of gold they produce(if you look
close enough you can see it). This video is proof that every year rainbows
are getting closer!! We have to unite and respond to this threat before it’s
too late!!!
She’s american, its normal to be retarded.
Are you sure you want Mr. Sausages Sausage? I hear he is shaped like a tuna can.
()) ?
your mom doesn’t complain.
I’m sorry, I don’t speak english, and I don’t understand you.
But your ugly unkindness is easy for others to see.
It’s making me miss ghouck. I wonder where he’s gone?
U mean gasman?
o.O
are they the same person? I’m post-gasman.
They’re not the same. Gasman became notorious in a sometimes amusing manner by always finding a way to turn anything anyone said, um, around, to create a comment in the form of “B3nd Ov3r and I’ll show you a _____”. Legend has it that he got banned from Failblog, and even today, many posts will not spell out that phrase with the actual letters, lest it risk getting blocked. Ghouck seems a much younger, um, “wit.”
I would’ve loved too meet him. I love the retards. They are fodder.
-to-
great, now I’m retard fodder. Hay.
Generally to pull the thing about not speaking English, you have to say it in like, not-perfect english.
By the way, if you haven’t noticed yet, I don’t speak English either..
he didn’t speak he wrote.
He didn’t write, he typed.
He didnt type, he pyked it into out minds.
DISGUSTING
lol
I can tell her whats oozing… her brain out of her head…
Unicorns are to blame, they shit rainbows.
I thrist for unicorns.
try my uni-corn.
I don’t see any horn. Are you sure you have one?
Unicorns don’t exist, I bet you don’t really have one.
unicorns are just pretending to be narwhals
My GOD – after another 20 minutes this is the best second-hand burn you could come up with?
WIN!
He does have a uni-banana.
Lmao, and right after his dad got one.
yes, I’ve seen one, many times – you got a photo of it as your avatar.
That would be Bob The Salesman.
LOL
you so debonair … deboning that boneless head of air
LMFAO!!
raelait WIN!!!!!!
Lmao.
An insult to “Bob” is still an insult. Damn the Pink Boys!
The Flaming Head of Arnold Palmer shall smite him down.
puny-corn?
Makes sense, as this t-shirt clearly shows that unicorns eat rainbows.
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=5338
Oh, what the merry hell was that? The shirt’s cute, but the tale of Diana-the-soon-to-be-bulemic-unicorn-due-to-low-self-esteem weirds me out. Total advertising fail!
(on the bright side, it did give me one hell of a giggle. DO NOT SPIT IN THE FACE OF DESTINY, JERKFACE!)
All those shirts on shit.woot give me a giggle. Well, most of them anyway.
You know, I never actually read the little story they had on there. I can understand the weirding out. Haha!
Those. BASTARDS.
Not only is it colored, it’s like, fluoressive or something– that has /got/ to be SO bad for you..
I guess unicorns are to blame for the stupidity of the lady in the video too? Because she is so dumb not even the words she is speaking are spelled correctly.
I mean ‘we as a nation’ have got to do something about getting a verbal spell-checker. And pronto before there are any more rainbows leaking from the earth in the form of a garden hose.
“now it’s happening now.”
ROFL terrible syntax…
There’s an auditory dictionary? Shit, no one told me! I’ve been misspelling all my conversations!!
and Care Bears poop clouds
Look, when you live in Care-a-lot, what do you expect. Professor Coldheart will be at your house momentarily.
H-Train—-that was too funny.
I laughed out loud at your comment… The thought of a Unicorn shitting a rainbow is just about too much to take! Thanks for the laugh…
i used to have a unicorn… rainbows everywhere. that’s why i taught him to use a toilet. then i tie dye in the bowl.
haha, i have that picture. “I hate my job” lol
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA – failure of the American education system !!! (roflmao)
It’s how we make gay. Unicorns shit rainbows into a huge vat, and then the vat gets dumped in the water supply. Then people drink the water…or have it in their sprinklers, and POOF!…gay.
Just how stupid are you?
So stupid that he makes Ahnold look like Winston Churchill.
Seriously! How about we keep our comments related to the piece of fail that we just observed. This person obviously never had science in elementary school. She think the same thing about big rainbows in the sky? Dumbass…
She sounds like the rednecks in the Florida panhandle who attept to sound intelligent. Everytime I hear one of them speak, i think to myself “FAIL!!!!” which I’m sure most of them did before finishing high school. Wow, that was kind of uncalled for. Meh, oh well. This video did make me laugh hysterically, over and over and over.
20 years ago you did not have a sprinkler that sprayed a mist, 20 years ago you did not have the current camera technology…sounds like someone is overdue for a lobotomy.
Agreed! Now let’s get back to talking about rainbow farting unicorns.
Well, you know, that’s got some certain sexual connotation, sort of, but I’m not really sure it qualifies as being the f*cking topic.
Sorry, off topic again. How about sexually active rainbow farting unicorns?
I’ve done dome researching and a small study group in Basel, Switzerland has concluded that Unicorns, once on their biannual migration, will prevent me from eating waffles from toaster ovens from this point on.
Seriously, it doesn’t take anytime to make legitimate waffles. It’s cheaper too, and you can modify the recipe to your liking. I like “blueberry waffles”.
I hear that unicorn horn encrusted waffles (with our without maple syrup — your choice!) is good for the wang.
O.K. So I didn’t really hear that. I made it up.
You researched Buckminster Fuller?
Holy Crap. Are you in my class!?
Just kidding. I swear Bucky is following me. My prof
made us look him up the other day if we didn’t know
who he was. Funny you should mention him…
Well, if you’re doing dome researching…might as well look him up
He was one of the world’s first futurists. He made the domes. Now, along with nanotubes are buckministerfullerines, designed after the same shape. I met Dr. Smalley personally, his son Preston was my bffl in Pre-K.
R.I.P. Bucky and Smalley
OMFG SOMEONE SHOOT DAT BEYOCH
You don’t have to shout.
or shoot.
or dat.
or someone.
win
Total fail
or beyotch
or keep telling things he didn’t have to do
Or, as Weird Al would say…..
…she probably uses AOL..
*Insert “in Russia” joke here*
Okay fine.
How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a Soviet Russian?
In Soviet Russia, lightbulb screws you.
California public education system fail.
Poop win.
Are you seriously pissed about not staying on topic? What would that topic be? The fact that the above generic movie/picture is ridiculously stupid like every other movie/picture on this site? Would you be happier if we each all just said, “boy, that sure is dumb!” a hundred times? Of course it’s dumb! Hence, “failblog”! You need to be a little less bent about failblog… wow..
Oh ya, and… Boy, wasn’t that girl dumb?!
AMEN Honey!
i stand for all when i say that was amazing she truly belived that rainows are horrible things when really there just kinda gay
Have you ever been high as f@#k???!!
whoever made this probably needs to repeat the kindergarten water splits light into different colors, kind of like a prism, comprend madam dipshit?
Must be American. Nobody else comes that uneducated.
i think she says “metalicalacized salt in our water…”.
This is a fine example of the effects of crack.
WOW
ya hear the sirens in the background? datz da po-po coming to take her 2 da loony bin
i’d like to ask you something to lady. How can you be so stupid. thats my question…
Its the gays lol
“We as a nation have got to ask ourselves: ‘What the hell is going on?’ ”
And you have to ask yourself: “Where the hell can I get a good psychiatrist?”
*masturbates* who wants white manjuce??
For somone that sounded so intelligent with such big words, she sure is a moron.
Well, she got on pretty well in junior high, it’s just that she failed first grade science.
http://members.greenpeace.org/blog/dboots
She seems to be able to work a computer
Given what I just witnessed on that site, I’m not sure that substantiates your claim…
Had to read her text from that link twice, the first one i got owned by so many grammar fails
“Also their is talk around about hydraulic sewer systems releaseing negative ions”
OMG! Someone get her onto FailBlog so the grammar Nazis can kill her!
And the science nazis. Please.
yeah, im pretty sure there arent any ‘metallic oxide salts’ in our ‘oxygen supply’
That really does depend on what you’re smoking..
Her scientific knowledge comes from Ionic Breeze commercials.
And her brain is ruled by My Li’l Reminder.
ROFLMAO /that’s/ the new failblog, right there.
Static, the enemy of socks everywhere!
amen! That’s what I thought, never had elementary school science! Or didn’t pass it!
If this isn’t a joke, she sure is a moron.
and is masturbating all the time, right ?
oh c’mon, I’ve got two hands ffs
That doesn’t make you diphallactic.
WIN
oh yes.
It wasn’t my point mate… I mean, one hand is for pleasure, and the
other one to do stuff so YES I CAN HAS MASTERBATE ALL THE TIME:*
Masturbate. Dude, you spelled it right the first 300 times. That’s what getting first does to you.
WOT?? I MASTEÓRBEATEZ RONG???? *MASTEÓRBATEZ*
Nice.
*Joins in the masterbation*
*masturbates*
*Master-bates*
What a maths debate for once?
ROFLMAO…pwnd
It’s not a joke. I actually have a client who is a conspiracy theorist and the theories on how the simplest of things are designed to “keep us under control” are mind boggling.
I dunno, television seems to be doing a pretty good job keeping the public lobotomized and lazy…
“of keeping” sorry.
Not a joke:
http://members.greenpeace.org/blog/dboots
OMG!!!
It is true!!! There is something weird in the water (at least, in the water SHE drinks).
Nice
that’s not true, her house is under high voltage power lines and her favorite snack is old paint chips
Perhaps it’s a combination of both.
Living off nothing but Pepsi products will do that too ya I guess.
did anyone consider the fact that she might be taking the piss … i mean no-one can be that stupid right? … right? … can they?
I was. But then i saw the light.
You can’t see light unless you were to slow down time. You can see because of light.
All we see IS light, light directly transmitted (as in from stars) or light
reflected from an object.
I mean you can’t discern the individual beams of light. Of course you can see light, or else you couldn’t see anything at all.
So, have I covered my ass completely?
*checks out Rogue’s ass*
I think you missed a spot…
Other then the fact that there are no “beams” of light, you’re fairly well covered. Probably that same spot that my Dragon friend mentioned.
Ayup.
Can I call you Doctor Mengele? Because we’re kinda being science Nazis.
reminds me of a song:
Good Golly, Mengele.
You sure like to maul.
Good Golly, Mengele,
You gotta lotta gall.
I see dreams when I close my eyes and lose my religion, I mean,
experience R.E.M.
Go back to your corner and/or spotlight and stop trying
to keep up.
*round of applause* for bringing that song into yet another thread
you’ve said too much.
Per usual, fuzz was being religiously silly in his comment, but he’s also offered an brainy point –
“vision” is actually a neurological event; it does not require the presence of light wavicles. Dreams, of course, activate the visual cortex, and so do a number of meditation techniques, even when the windows of the soul (i.e., the eyeballs) have no light coming through.
TMI — you gots too much “an” and not enough “a brain”; try whole grains next time for your pointy head brand of too much serial. :[
!?
Marcel? Call me!
You don’t need to meditate to realise that. I can close my eyes and see whatever I want to see! *pictures fuzz in a compromising position*
Rule #34?
oh you’d be suprised…
Have you ever heard of scientology?
‘Nuff said.
that’s a very good point
I know… I think this is the first time I have actually *hoped* it’s a fake fail.
Prime example of people who should not procreate.
Please, please, PLEASE let this woman be joking. Please. Otherwise this video is more than a fail, it’s downright scary. I’ll bet she has both kids AND a driver’s license. Eeeekkk!
Anytime the opening and closing scrolling text is spelled wrong, you know the message must be gold. I mean they were clerely two torn up abot it to taek teh tim to spel it rite.
Thank you! I thought I was the only one who caught it.
…really?
Yeah. Until I read the rest of the comments on the page. Scroll button fail.
I thought this was a fabulous sarcasm win, hmm……
haha yea, with all of the people talking about her being smart or not, she can’t even spell. But I guess she doesn’t want to lose her “constituional” right to be retarded. lolol
As un-politically correct as this next statement is, I do not apologise. There appears to be no other word for this woman than ‘retarded’.
‘un-politically correct’ is politically incorrect.
LOL! BURN
LOL! NEWB
LOLLOllLOllLOlLoolLlOolOMGomGOMGggGG!!!!!!1111+shift+your+mom
.
.
Oooookkkkaaayyyy then… move along people, nothing to see here…
Here, I’ll help.
*Places barrier around mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e*
Okay, show’s over folks. If you’d like to step to the side, sir.
hi BondFan, how are you?
Fine, thanks. And you?
good, I tried to ask you last week where you live.
thought you eluded to Japan and wanted to ask what that was like
I’d love to elude Japan. ‘Cause I’m RACIST
You can elude it by always staying today in the today, because there in Japan they’re now the new phenomena of tomorrow there. (But stay away from
Oakland, ’cause THERE IS NO THERE THERE.)
Do you think they can tell us what it’s ike in the future?
A hurricane.
first
I can tell you what it’s like a few hours in the future (assuming you’re American)… it’s very, very interesting… you’ll see what I mean. *mysterious look*
Because of the Patriot Act, the US government probably just read that. Now they can arrest you even though you’re Irish.
In honor of dilettante’s ike; here’s one of
Japan’s most beloved haiku:
____
.
furu ike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto
.
ah, the old pond
a frog jumps in
water sound
.
____
(Bashō, 17th c.)
Basho nowaki shite A banana plant in the autumn gale -
Tarai ni ame o I listen to the dripping of rain
Kiku yo kana Into a basin at night.
The haiku seems to suggest the poet’s awareness of his spiritual affinity with the banana plant.
Word salad, sorry. Yours was prettier.
But yours had more potassium and Vitamin A.
And comes in a convenient wrapper.
Although I bet all the Brits read “shite” wrong.
*giggles*
I knew it!
‘Scuse me a sec, guys…
*squeezes between abstract and Bondfan*
*squeezes Shadow*
Theng-kew! As you were.
hi Dragon. how’s things? any evil rainbows out your way?
get a room
?? go outside and play loser
What’s happening now is. . .now.
what happened to then?
it’s not then yet
it is now?
it won’t let me swear at you even when I self edit, so use your imagination
f…u.. newb how?
But ponder this: ‘politically incorrect’ is, in fact, politically correct. Does that mean we should be using terms that are themselves politically incorrect to describe – well, themselves? “un-politically correct”: I say twisted logic, ontological WIN.
No, that makes people who actually are retarded look really bad. They have a lot more common sense than that. I should know; my mom & I both work with rehab…
I would suggest “ignorant”.
Willfully ignorant if you will.
Abysmally willfully ignorant, mayhap.
Actually, I vote paranoid schizophrenic.
paranoid schizophrenic who is also woefully, willfully, abysmally ignorant and stupid. Almost makes a case for eugenics. Eugenics may be totally evil, but imagine if she was allowed to raise kids!
Eu genius!
relax, they’d probably rebel and get Masters Degrees and work for the CIA.
Hee…!
Is it wrong that I have had sooooo much fun with this particular fail?
If it is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right!
Actually it’s WOEFULLY. *he he* dumbass
Psychotic is, I believe, the proper term. Delusional or paranoid works, too.
The politically correct wording is “differently mentally abled”.
Big words that are misspelled. I figured “bonehead” out of the gate.
This is like calling Hitler a “jerk”.
Well… he was.
You do realize that she was probably being a smart ass to make fun of how the government is going after all sorts of crazy conspiracy’s, right?
That’s your idea of sounding intelligent? Judge of intellect fail.
hahahahaha, her enthusiasm is totally misplaced!
Oh my god I almost cried….and anyway…..what its oozing out of our ground?
not to mention she put “rainbow’s” in her titles…. ..spelling is so overrated.. spelling FAIL.
That’s what I told my mom. Using such big words, but that just makes her looks so stupid.
this woman is an actual tool, god save Americans like her
(not saying Americans are dumb, she is the reason people think that)
The fact that no one can tell if she’s an environmentalist or a nutjob says much about environmentalism as practiced today.
The fact that no one can tell if you are a philosopher or a moron says much about philosophy as practiced today
zing: WIN
FTW!
LAMO!!!!!
Um…I count zero people on this board who are confused by which of the two she is.
Strawman argument FAIL.
is there a difference between environmentalist and nut job? isn’t the word mental hidden right in their own description of their selves?
er… I think an environmentalist would know the difference between a naturally occuring rainbow and a chemically induced lightshow.
This is a nutjob. mos def.
What … how… I… wow.
My sentiments exactly. Just, wow.
Ok, I think I have figured out one of the questions that need to be asked. How does someone that un-observant survive into adult-hood?
I don’t know, but I think she should be arrested and placed in prism!
She does seem fractured.
She’s certainly on a different wavelength.
Bent as well.
*cues “Dark Side of the Moon”*
She’s definitely my-optic.
Well, she’s not too bright, now is she?
Dear…God…pun…overload…
Best post/replies ever.
Best replies ever
Please you three, stay on the f*cking optic!
well personally I think the sun shines out of her arse.
Juno reference win?
Mebbeh not…
No, you should cue The Trial.
Crazy
Toys in the attic, she is crazy
Toys in the attic…
Hahahaha. Win.
maybe then she can see the light
Spelling FLAI
we didn’t have digital cameras or computers in our houses twenty years ago and they’re unatural and i don’t hear her complaining about them
She probably survives on Cheetos and Mountain Dew, too.
That would make her idea of a cooked meal Kraft Mac & Cheese. For a fancy meal she would add cut-up hotdogs.
And a “fancy Italian place” would be Domino’s Pizza.
No, no, Pizza Hut has pasta now, so THAT would be her fancy italian place!
Which is weird. It’s freakin’ Pizza Hut! They only need to serve pizza as their main course. It’s like if Chick-Fil-A were to serve ham.
Eewww. Or if…. nope, that’s pretty strange. I got nuthin.
Did you hear the commercial? They send you THREE POUNDS of pasta. That’s enough for, like, twenty people
How much is that in dollars?
sadly, 5.25894 USD.
I lol’d.
Haha, that’s exactly what I said too. I hope they don’t serve it in those little foil boxes… seems the weight of it plus sauce would just tear through it. How about a bucket… lol
I second “wow.”
This is a case where an abortion was needed…
Win!
Do they allow 163rd term abortions in Northern California?
probably.
else, they should make at least one exception.
They probably will if Obama’s elected.
Don’t bring your political affiliation here, especially if its an unintelligent
joke such as that one, unless its a clever satire on republican
humor, if so well done.
political satire fail
The spectrum.. is rainbow. This can not be natural.
ROFL! xD
What is oozing out of our ground?
sorry i planted that there
Semen of the undead.
This gives me a Bruce Campbell vibe and I like it.
My penis.
Replicating.
Elongating.
I think she should be more concerned with what’s oozing out of her head…her brains!
Of course, it could just be biscuit dough.
That one was funny.. ^ *grin*
We should definitely blame this phenomenon on President Bush!!!!
She’s whinny too. Like, who complains about rainbows?
Evidently horses.
WIN.
And butterflies.
No wait, it could be a moth . . .
NY.
leprechauns?
Leprechauns whinny?
leprechauns complaining about rainbows, cause they point out where the gold
is… STOOPID!!!
How shall I fail thee? Let me count the ways…
tl;dr
lol
People smoking some pot of gold in Acapulco?
No stems, no seeds that you don’t need. Acapulco Gold is badass weed.
And you just had to tell us so that you may look cool.
Here I am, pointing it out, making it awkward.
How many pots have you smoken? Do you not know that was Cheech and Chong?
Yeah, talking about drugs drives me nuts. Do them or don’t, just don’t talk about it if you’re on or off them.
So now we’re not allowed to talk about dead babies or drugs? Damn, all we have left is masturbation discussion.
We could talk about actual sex? Maybe. How old are these failbloggers?
Ya no, the limit age is 13, which I am.
Take 403
Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There’s a land that I heard of
Once in a conspiracy.
nice rhyme.
(don’t tell anybody — i piracy’d most of those words off the internet!)
Yarr! You are banished to the briny deep.
Nightmares.
True. Daymares, however, love rainbows.
Eric Cartman
Don’t you just hate it when they bite the inside of your ass?
LOL! There are so many hilarious things about this video… where to start? “Never happened 20 years ago”? “But now it’s happening now”! Yup, now is now and not some other time, OMG, conspiracy! Conspiiiiiiirrrrrraaaaaaaaacyyyyyy!
because there was no such thing as conspiricies twenty years ago
Or spellcheck.
please… for the love of all that’s good and holy… someone tells me she’s kidding… she has to be, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to breath on her own. or maybe california will tell us that rainbows cause cancer, you never know.
it must be real, because no one would put on this act. even that chick should know that you never go full retard.
First “Tropic Thunder” reference WIN.
Hey, I made a reference to it the day after it came out.
well you win then. *pat pat pat*
This really is a win. That movie should be mandatory.
Pump your breaks son, that woman is a national treasure.
This sounds like she’s on America’s Best Dance Crew.
…never go full retard!
Loves it!!!!!!
Tropic Thunder reference Win!
tropic thunder… amazing
I am a Californian, and I will gladly tell you that rainbows cause cancer. Think about it…the rainbow is a visual result of light refraction and separation. You are seeing concentration of all of the components of sunlight, not just the visible spectrum. There is an invisible band of ultraviolet radiation stabbing at you from every rainbow, flinging fistfuls of melanoma-causing UV at your tender skin.
TREMBLE BEFORE THE INVISIBLE TEETH OF THE RAINBOW, PUNY MORTAL!
I AM OOZING OUT OF YOUR WATER SUPPLY TO KILL AND DISMAY YOU!
I am a Californian and I approved of this message.
Let me speak with the general population with a quick summary of my thoughts on this video.
W….
T…….
F……?
That was very illuminating.
I have a hard time believing that she is serious.
On the other hand, if she is trying to be funny, she fails at that as well. So either way…
She fails on a level similar to ‘Geography Fail’. And that takes a lot of fail.
I think she lives in Georegia, actually.
Think of all the stress she has gone through… the tanks, the bombing, than the refugee camp…
How are you comparing the bombing to the refugee camp exactly? Is it “less than”? “Worse than”? “Greater than”?
not comparing… it’s all stress, AMIRITE?
Dood, I tryes too speek propar Engleash
So why do you misspell “masturbate”?
this makes me a saaaaaaaaad panda… :’(
So stop the sexual harassment, panda.
I approve this message.
AAH! DO NOT WANT!!!!
Same Georgian chick, now with a camera.
Seriously, who had the patience to teach this person to use the interwebs, let alone a digital camera and some sort of editing software… oh yeah… Thanks Apple!
Which was so obviously just trolling.
There are some people who can’t distinguish between Australia and France.
Reminds meh o best o jay leno Jaywalking. Leno asks a guy, “which two countries border the United States?” The man replies,”Aell, we’ve got Australia…and Hawaii…
Oh shit refracted light! when did that start happening
apparently within the last 20 years. maybe global warming caused it!
even though the ancient greeks had (incorrect) theories on it over two thousand years ago
hang on whats more 20 or 2 000?
What a moron. Pollution doesn’t cause rainbows.
Gays do.
I like rainbows.
they even got one on their flag, these SOBs!!!
Thanks Lardboy, that comment got me.
“Thanks a lot, gays, way to steal refracted light.”
We do!!???
I think I have a rainbow deficiency… :’(
*sobs*
That’s going to be my new t-shirt. It will be FABOO! I think there should be some sparkles with bears and unicorns prancing defacating clouds and urinating rainbows.
I’m not Gay, I just really like rainbows.
wow, so thats why there are so many rainbows…
win
“What is oozing out of our ground?!”
Umm…water?
HELLO! HUMOR! YOU NEED A SENSE OF IT TO BE HERE!
ha, he is funny, he was making fun of her……ReTARDIS, maybe you are her…
Do not anger ReTardis, her vengeance can be harsh.
[popcorn]
*munchy munch munch*
[/popcorn]
You gonna share that?
DRAGONWRITER!
::masturbates::
sorry, I can’t – she is too boring.
Ok vienna (you don’t mind if I call you by your fist name do you?) I hope you’re going to replace the irony-o-meter you just broke. It cost me a bundle.
*smooch*
*smooches Kerfluffle also, just ‘cuz*
Thank you!
For you…? Any time.
Just don’t tell the beautiful woman at home.
Pardon? What were you saying about me? Why are you and raelalt alone down here? Now I want the truth now!
Uh-oh. Busted.
my fist doesn’t have a name… should I give it one?
All this time we thought you called it “Wife”.
you’re soooooo predictable… no, I don’t call her names…
your mom takes all the names
“Your Mom” lines (can’t call them jokes) and I’m the one who is predictable? Ok mr vienna sausage, go back to pleasuring yourself, someone has to do it.
ok, go back to your boring conversation with dragonsomething
in which nobody (or almost nobody) is interested…
zing!
*loads RPG, passes napalm to Dragon*
That’s very sweet of you Rogue…but you don’t use napalm for minor irritants like ants and mosquitoes.
You feel free, though, if you feel like some target practice!
no need for that stuff, Rogue, realalt just killed vienna boy with royally entertaining pwnage
“go back to boring” indeed –
that really is funny
“cut and pasted from blog*
*I assume, I’ve never gotten past the first sentence*
Well, what do you know…? Boring came back to us.
‘Twas only a matter of time.
The time is now. Now is happening. . .now. *facepalm*
GTFO. I’m getting bored just scrolling.
You should try reading instead.
*The moar you know*
Writing is like fish.
.
You have your extraordinary works; these are the prime salmon and sushi-grade tunas of the literary world.
.
Then you have good writing. Halibut, sole, trout. Wholesome, good, versatile.
.
Mindless entertainment is like canned tuna, or trash fish and bottomfeeders like catfish and tilapia. Harmless, but of an unsavory nature.
.
And then there is…chum. We do not read the chum.
What if you don’t like fish?
Not to rain on your parade, I just really don’t like fish.
I can has reasonable substitute?
*sigh*
You rained on my metaphor.
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to. If it helps, I REALLY don’t like chum.
Chum brings sharks. And Sharks are the things of nightmares.
No, Dragon, you cut him to the quick with your barbels.
I don’t generally like fish… but I like canned tuna, go figure…
has to be solid white, chunk light is crap
Heh…I’m actually allergic to fish.
.
I DO love metaphors, though.
.
*hugs Avis and dilettante*
Oh crap, look! Sharks! You guys love that chum. Mmm tasty tasty. Nothing like a good chum shot from your pal Mr. Talonsofpeace guy!
*masturbates*
*hugs dragon back*
Quick aside, things with the boy couldn’t be better!! I have been introduced to his friends, and have not been found wanting. I guess I can’t ask for better.
how ’bout some batter? *splort!*
I’m sooooooo happy for you, Avis!! I wish you nothing but absurd and giddy happiness.
*absurdly happy*
Awww, thanks!
Do you happen to have a harpoon gun? One that can be set for Talons?
Hmm?? Whyfor? He’s not even here.
“In companionship and happiness
may you be like milk and honey”
___
~ Rumi
Shhhh. . she’s learning!
“A pack of blessings lights up upon thy back;
Happiness courts thee in her best array”
_____
~ Not Rumi
Fuzz is considering employing a new tl;dr-type posting message (“tl;dr” = “too long, didn’t read”). He’s going to use “lits” — “life is too short” — as a non-reply to unaesthetic, unfunny, or unkind posts that just aren’t worth the bother.
_()_
*hug back, Dragon* Sorry I’m late.
“Fuzz is considering employing a new tl;dr-type posting message (”tl;dr” = “too long, didn’t read”). He’s going to use “lits” — “life is too short” — as a non-reply to unaesthetic, unfunny, or unkind posts that just aren’t worth the bother.”
tl;dr
You’re not late, sweet dilettante. Not at all.
.
Drinkie?
Have I already had too much? I offended my beloved fuzzy.
Oh, you have not. He’s holding things (erm…I think mostly himself) against you in another conversation, so…I’m pretty sure he’s not offended.
.
And I DID offend fuzzy once, and he forgave me. So fear not.
That’s a relief. I want him to hold me against him (again). The coffee was a nice touch.
*holds once and future dragon with his timeless heart*
Yes, drinkies all around, Dragon. I feel better.
*pours*
Oh, so now I bring in the crate of Vodka?
Crate? Have you been to Delaware or New Jersey??
Might be wise, my friend…
You can get one in Scotland too.
My new name is Kerfuffle Monger. Seems more apropos.
Yeah, I realize that now. My bad.
cool, all cool, just say away from those crazy rainbows
Go back inside lady. Take your meds. It is just a raibow.
Yes. Raibow. Mmmhmm.
rainbows in our sprinklers. how dare the goverment. whats next? ice cubs that melt in the sunlight? our world is falling apart.
As opposed to ‘water’ cubs?
Ice cubs melting — that was in An Inconvenient Typo.
looks like a job for Algoreman!
Yes, call Al Gore! This is an inconvenient rainbow.
Water Cubs —FAIL
Baby water bears (tardigrades), maybe?
water cubs = drops?
Picasso’s pioneering baby bear style never caught on.
maybe plants which go yellow if you don’t put water on them
Or perhaps clouds that drop water on our heads! It’s a conspiracy, man!
Raindrops keep falling on my head
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin’ seems to fit
Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling
“There is no gas shortage man. It’s all fake. The oil companies control everything. Like there is this guy that invented this car and it runs on water man. It’s got a fiberglass air-cooled engine and it runs on water. “
Well that explains it, the car emits rainbows from the exhaust, that’s why we didn’t have this problem 20 years ago…
“That 70′s Show” reference?
nice:)
I can read english but i can’t “ear” english! :’( I’m french and don’t understand this FAIL! Whatever I love your comments ^^’
Even translated this would be full of fail. She’s just… wrong. So very, very wrong.
true but she is at least epic wrong^^
Well she certainly didn’t fail halfway. This was a full-blown, done in spades fail!
Shes complaining because theres a rainbow created by the light refracting off the water drops in the sprinkler. And she apparently thinks that its caused by something in the water, or the ground or in the air… and there’s not just rainbows around the moon or in the sky anymore, they’re on the ground now too!! Shes just really really, really stupid. lol
Unnecessary!
If you read the comment she’s replying to you will see that it was not, in fact, unnecessary.
I think Mich was talking about his own comment.
Ahhh! That must be it.
Its written for the French lady who can read english, but can’t translate when hearing english…
I think this explanation is intended for the french guy
Ashley was explaining for wapdoowap, the french person who didn’t understand dboot’s whining about rainbows in sprinklers.
Strange but okay.
The jist of the FAIL is that rainbows are not a result of toxic ground water and somehow this MENSA member figured out how to use a camera to record her thoughts on the matter.
What do you find strange? That someone can’t understand spoken English?
Yes, that truly is unusual.
It’s spelled “gist” anyhow.
I know
Shirley, you jest.
*jesters with a feather towards a dilettante’s rib and just tickle lates better than never*
Late is much better than never.
Don’t call me Shirley.
I am serious…don’t.
:[
Oh, it’s what he says before “Don’t call me Shirley”. Don’t be sad.
I’m not sad. I’m serious!
Another Mai Tai will clear that up with a quickness!
Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!
Maybe dilettante is too new to get the poke reference :[
I missed a poke? I am new. Please explain?
Oh, so you fail at english.
Just like you likely fail at french.
seconded
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again; languages just aren’t taught properly in England
?? EXPOUND
It’s been two hours, nearly, I don’t think he can…
expound = euro
1 euro = 1.40711 USD
Ah but we still have the pound, it will never be an ex-pound!
We will never give in to the inferior euro!
And that’s why you’re the best. I love Ireland. I had the best time there.
Oh vraiment ? Pose tes deux mains par terre et baisse ton pantalon, je vais t’expliquer…
Paedo.
Je ne comprends pas.
He said ‘put your hands on the ground and lower your trousers, i’ll explain’.
This is why I hate going to the doctor’s. I’ve always wondered how he can perform that examination with both hands on my shoulders.
Ewwwwwww! Growdy.
I know, and you don’t even get dinner and a movie.
Djoh, do you win in french ? fail u
Quick summary pour mon ami:
The woman making the video apparently believes that:
a) rainbows in water spray from sprinklers are not natural
b) they only started appearing about 20 years ago
c) they are caused by something in the water
and therefore
d) whatever is in the water was put there by the US Government to experiment on people.
She’s a total idiot, who apparently missed the lesson about refracted light and rainbows that we all learn around age 6.
You are French. Therefore, you are the essence of fail. You need not understand… only check the mirror and the fail is apparent. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SICK BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRNNNN
…*joins in the masturbation*
She isn’t joking… she is failing the first grade, and prolly from California
im French too wolv_ona_gixer…
and French are and will always be better than your country of hill billys (usa)
because France have not been built on a bunch off lies and we dont lives for the biggest lies of all humanity (the American dream)
oh by the way , this women is so dump… the more funny thing about this video is that this video actually exist, she talk with so much passion about the fact that she probably found the biggest conspiracy of all lollllllllllllll
don’t s. h. i. t. on me, I just stuck up for you.
If France is so much better than the United States, why did we have to save your stupid asses from the Germans TWICE???
There’d be no United States without the French, Ninjapoop. How do you think we ever got our scrawny asses through the Revolutionary War??
There would also be no English language. What, you think William the conqueror’s troops only brought syphilis with them from France when he invaded England??
Syphilis: the gift that keeps on giving.
And the STD that causes fewer conspiracy theories than AIDS.
(The government did it, the KKK did it, etc.)
isn’t syphilis a New World disease?
William the Conquerer prolly brought clap or something.
Sure didn’t bring the spelling of his name your way.
It wasn’t called the “French pox” for nothing.
Just to further back up what Fuzz, Dragon, and Raelalt have pointed out, without France we wouldn’t have the statue of Liberty. Which is only one of our country’s most recognizable and esteemed icons.
Maybe so but what we also wouldn’t have is mimes. I guess we have to take the bad with the good.
.
A mime is a wonderful thing to waste.
I couldn’t agree more!
Now that was clever.
Win!
Just like with Canada. They gave us Rush but also Celine Dion.
Now that IS cause for war!
And I knowwww that her head willllll come oooooooff.
They also gave us Joni Mitchell. They get a pass for every artist after that.
Are you trying to say Rush is a positive thing? I’m confused.
I’ve seen Rush in concert three times.
Best. Concerts. Ever.
Oh, honey.
Well, okay. That one Moody Blues concert was better.
“Once the world was new
Our bodies felt the morning dew
That greets the brand new day
We couldn’t tear ourselves away
I wonder if you care
I wonder if you still remember
Once upon a time
In your wildest dreams”
Great, now I had to download this. I was really little when I first heard this and I still know every word. Damnit!
I ♥ the Moody Blues.
You should hang out in MD where I used to live with my whole family. You are welcome. We like to feed people, as a warning…and they play the moody blues at every party.
I’ve seen the Moody Blues as well, fantastic! There was a
science fiction show that had a brief run on British TV
with Justin Hayward signing the into song which was quite
haunting. Can’t remember the show or the song now though.
*to*
wait, nevermind.
I’m not making fun of his English, because it is indeed better than my French, but I’m going to start saying “this women is so dump” all the time now.
sweet dilettante as a little girl = sugar dumpling
a sweet dilettante as a little girl = a sugar dumpling
*getting warm from all this blushing*
*blushes from the double posting*
(“Marcel” was employed for a prior comment [or "not comment"] and I forgot to change the name back; and a new name is another thing failblog likes to mull its time over posting.)
Can it also mull wine?
Dilettante, what night is mulled wine night?
*chugs another Mai Tai*
Thursday. My comment earlier was *Marcel Marceau cries from hell to hear this*
But I have trouble posting. Maybe ’cause I’m on a MAC
That Mac fail was for fuzzy (he made a snide remark earlier…unless I’m reading it wrong…)
But I’m spicing the wine with cloves and cardamom as we speak.
You can’t have mulled wine when it’s not Christmas! Blasphemy!
I resemble that remark!
(uh, which one?)
(The sweet and spicy one, of course!)
I’ve been through every fail since I started and I can’t find it! I am both wrong, apparently, and very, very sorry…forgive me, darlin’?
Someone else has your avatar, you know…and not just your TMI one.
or…not. *turns emo*
After all we’ve shared through over the years?* I could never hold something like that against you.
But if you need reassurance, just let me know what you would like me to hold against you to make everything feel better all over.
___
*mostly, the berry nice things I mean, mostly
Yes, the berries should be held against me. And the coffee. And you.
*And I didn’t mind the feathers, either*
Fuzz is a softly smiling sleepy mind just now …
*fluffs up the feather pillows*
… and in the closing words of both parts of the book version of 2001, “He wasn’t sure what he was going to do next, but he would think of something.”
*and in honor of this meeting place, hangs a prism in the window, so there’ll be a little rainbow on him and his friend when the sun comes up*
OH. There are bars in space. Night night. I like the rainbows. And that’s no conspiracy.
Is 2001 just a modern remake of 1984?
NO
1984 was a trenchant political commentary in a science fiction format.
2001 is a work of art.
Dilettante is “a lover of an art or science, esp. of a fine art.”
Fuzz on the concept is a lover of lovers of an art or science, esp. of a fine lover.
Hiya go me! My grandparents on my dad’s side are pure Russian, my mom’s are pure Swedes. So mainly, I’ve got Ikea and delicious borsht and other stuff. Unfortunately, people think I’m a hilbilly just because I happen to live in Texas. Sadly, even without the “Dumb South” gene, fail is in my family. My great great uncle’s uncle died by leaning back on a moving saw blade. But that was long ago…
Ignorant f. u. c. k. what is wrong with you? he can’t change his nationality any more than you can. an he is entitled to just as much patriotism arrogant whatever you may be
actually, he can, just needs to move to a different country and file some papers…..
Come live in holland, we have weed, and all the rainbows you can conspire against.
And American tourists falling in canals.
And not very pleasant food.
Sorry, maybe I just went to the wrong restaurants.
shes from north california
San Francisco’s nice apart from the cold and the wind and the fog.
And the black hobo who followed me around for an hour trying to get money from me.
The fog is serious. So are the hobos. But besides that it’s so, so good.
I’m writing this from San Francisco, having either worked or lived here for over 20 years. When it is foggy it is miserable. But the few days of the year when it is sunny it is beyond beautiful. The best time to visit is usually in the fall, the weather is a bit more predictably warm.
The S.F. Bay rocks (and rolls — can’t forget the temblors).
There’s that much variety.
If you’re in a fog spot, you can just travel 5 miles and and find a different climate (though finding a parking spot might still be a challenge). Fuzz once heard a television weather reporter there say, “Today highs in the Bay Area will be between the upper 60′s and the lower 90′s.”
That’s like Ireland, it can go from being hot and sunny to rainy and windy within the space of an hour. Bipolar weather.
I spent a week touring Ireland with a rental car several years back and the weather was exactly what I was used to back in SF. Just like in SF it didn’t matter how warm it was you never left your coat behind.
This is exactly right. Except it’s 70 degrees (F) in February in SF and 30 in Ireland.
About 3 months ago I moved down to San Jose and commute to SF. It is not uncommon to have a 20 degree difference in temperature from point to point. I do like my warm evenings now.
yo fail at burning… i would suggest tha you sto trying before you fail yourself to the same degree as rainbow retard there XD
Basically Wap what happened is the lady speaking on the video is freaking out because she thinks that the government is putting some sort of chemical in the water supply that causes it to come out…rainbow…hmmm…you know, i think she’s right. The government is putting WATER in our water supply! How dare they not pollute our water this way!!
There’s this crazy lady who thinks that rainbows are caused by some sort of pollution, and she uses big words whose meanings she does not know to try to sound smart.
WHAT IS OOZING OUT OF OUR OXYGEN SUPPLY?
I didn’t realize we were given one. what a dumb-ass. someone needs to hand her a prism paperweight and put it up to the sun.
I know what’s oozing out of her–about 50 proof!
why not just give her a magnifying glass to hold up to the sun…. that would solve the problem
my eye! my eye!
ROFL
shed probably flip out and throw the prism out because she thinks its cancer in a triangle
i think she’s a disgruntled leprechaun.
WIN
constitutional spelling FAIL
IS ANYBODY ELSE “THRISTY”??
No, but I think that my sister was just kidnapped by Buddha, Bigfoot, and an alien.
Please send her my regards. Buddha’s do actually exist, you know? They live mainly under garden ‘hosage’, with Al Gore, Sheryl Crow and Ronald MacDonald.
Hey! Don’t forget Elvis, Amelia Earheart and Nessie. Oh, and Lord Lucan (for those English failbloggers).
I am Scottish, live in Inverness and Nessie lives about 5 miles from my house. That is what the government want me to believe anyway! I beg to dither, I think the HAARP has got to me! This women is absolutley, annoyingly INSANE. You must check her (dboots) youtube channel! Hilarious.
n00b. Nessie exists, I saw her. She had a pink fist.
*ahem*
Slightly used. Not by Nessie.
Kinda stained, though.
“Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection, the conspiracies, the schizoids and meeeee. Tralal lala lala dee dah.”
I saw her too. She kept asking me for three fifty.
You could maybe go ask Nessie if she saw JD’s sister.
HAARP? The High frequency Active Auroral Research Program?
The very one. That or the recent live album by Muse…
Or the large stringed instrument…
Hmmm, more apt to be an Irish Lager.
Or one of the Marx brothers. Just not Karl. I never liked Karl.
Or one of them bird women in Greek mythology
(get it? har p har har?)
oh, dear.
And a yucky, cheap lager it is, too.
Not compared to the mass produced swill sold over here as beer.
Though I do prefer just about any Czech pilsner to any other.
If you go to her youtube profile (her name is dbootsthediva), you can find out all kinds of things that HAARP is doing to us. How HAARP waves and gravity waves are causing the price of gas to double… or something…
gravity waves?
::waves back::
Hey thanks! I just had to go and look. Unfortunately, this video is just a sample of her craziness.
http://es.youtube.com/user/dbootsthediva
Intelligence fail! Shes giving rednecks a bad name!!
yeah, y’all, shesh
and and i’d go hit her if there wasn’t a poisonous rainbow nearby.
We as a nation have got to ask ourselves…what kind of school did this woman attend? We as a nation have got to ask ourselves…who is this woman and how did she earn enough money to get a video camera?
Sarah Palin?! What are you doing here?
Being an idiot. (Sorry, but she really is.)
No apology necessary. We’re agreed. Well, some of us anyway.
The pit bull has gotten McBush, er I mean McCain ahead in the polls!
GRRRRRRR!
The last thing the US needs is Bush Admin II.
It can’t last. Please, God, it can’t last.
You share the thoughts of millions around the globe.
Hopes. Not so much the thoughts. We’re working on the thoughts.
If McCain wins, I’m SERIOUSLY thinking of immigrating.
You and me both!
emigrating*
im·mi·grate /ˈɪmɪˌgreɪt/ [im-i-greyt] -grat·ed, -grat·ing.
–verb (used without object)
1. to come to a country of which one is not a native, usually for permanent residence.
2. to pass or come into a new habitat or place, as an organism.
One “emigrates” from and “immigrates” to a place. Both are
acceptable.
So bite me. :p
Yes but you didn’t specify where you would ‘immigrate’ to, it was a general ‘I’m leaving here’ statement. Therefore it really should have been ‘emigrate’. But I love you too much to split your hairs.
You’re making a faulty assumption. Just because I didn’t specify a location does not mean that I didn’t have one in mind. And, in fact, using the word I did should have indicated to you that I did.
I was actually thinking of “immigrating TO” England when I wrote that–not “emigrating FROM” the U.S.
Oops. I have a split end. *snip*
Lol, ok ok, I retract my correction if you insist you had somewhere in mind when typing the comment. Does the biting offer still stand? I like a nibble.
If McCain wins, Jen’s panties will get all wet.
Depends.
… but only 44% of the voting population.
to confuse McCain and Bush is a blatantly obvious mark of a misinformed and incredibly ignorant man. or woman, sorry don’t want to be non-PC. McCain is so incredibly liberal that most conservatives I know are afraid of him winning. Ann Coulter said that she would vote for Hillary before McCain back before the primaries, and she is an outspoken conservative. Bush is not nearly as liberal as McCain, however, he did have more experience than anyone running today at being an executive rather than a legislator. So don’t go trying your stupid generalized scare tactics to get people to think the way you want them to think. Bush and McCain are in no way the same. Please hide your ignorance little better next time.
Nobody likes a know-it-all.
Damn liberals and their stupid logic and knowledge and all that useless bullsh*t…
*throws popcorn at Shadow*
:p
Bush’s experience with anything executive was in how to make it fail on a grand scale. His executive experience is of the kind we DO NOT WANT.
talons makes a commendable comment for once! *applauds*
IMACDT, I think you should stop talking. You’re cluttering up valuable Internet room.
bush is a retard mcain is a retard.
i realised this standing on the iraq pakistan border
also while talking to president puitn of germany
You mean Putin?
From Russia?
sigh…
Yeah, this frightened me.
Err, his joke was that McCain mentioned an ‘Iraq-Pakistan’ border, despite the fact they do not border each other lol. So I’m guessing the Germany part was a joke as well.
I resent this comment I have two half boxer/half pit bulls and they are not Alaskan nutty wolf-from-helicopter-shooting c*nts. Please pick a different word. That is all.
*comma*
You sound like a commanist, YOU IDITAROD RACIST!
Selling meth.
Truly, this is a most perturbing set of questions!
Nice fence.
Wait!!!….What?
Lame, no matter HOW you slice it. . .
I believe those sirens are coming for her
I believe she dialed 911 to report the oozing metals!
She probably said something along the lines of “please help, I think we’re dead”.
I wonder if it was those Brownies? Or maybe those bananas I sent her.
Problem is, she dialed 999 instead and ended up talking to a disabled toilet repair shop.
Which had unsuitable wheelchair ramps at its entrance!
Then went out and bought a penis balloon, but drove into a flooded hole while parking.
She realized the flooded hole was oozing the very same substance that prodiced the rainbows she so feared.
*produced, too.
Obviously, there are rainbows in her water, she’s probably ingested some of the gay herself before realizing the conspiracy.
Although can you give her enough credit to know what sirens *really* are?
I love this, BondFan.
She’s right. There is a conspiracy. 20 years ago, there were no rainbows in sprinklers… and dog crap would turn white. These days we got crazy evil water lights and eternally nutty looking dog crap. Maybe the two are related. The rainbow water is keeping dog crap from turning chalky white. Think about it!
The ramifications are too horrid to think about.
When Sarah Silverman showed the picture of feces, it disrespected you and your mother.
Cookie party…
This fail needs a public saftey warning: Caution, watching this video will lower you IQ by half.
Yes… it will definitely “lower you IQ”. Oops! Too late!
Yep already taking effect apparently.
It didn’t lower me IQ, did it lower you IQ?
0 / 2 = 0
2 / 0 = ??? I don’t know!!!!
Oh, NO!!!!! It’s TRUE!!
must….get…..IQ….back… =’(
It didn’t lower mine THAT much.
Just enough to make me dumb enough to watch it a second time.
Gosh, Lady, do you think sprinkler technology is making the water droplets now smaller than twenty years ago?
“…what is oozing out of our ground?” Too funny. Those sirens in the background are the white coats to the rescue.
Haha, exactly what I was thinking…
oh no they’re to try and stop her spreading her conspircy and embarassing the country (or maybe because she was telling the truth)
I thought those sirens were looking for her too.
Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot ???????
Who says there aren’t flashbacks?
radio: “Roger, Fox, Dog. Roger Fox Dog. Do you read me?”
Soldier1: “Whose that?”
Soldier2: ” I dunno, but he’s sure saying some mean things about Roger.”
Whose Roger?
My Roger.
Roger is MINE!
Now now, there’s more than enough of me to go around
“10-4, dumbass! You’re ugly, do you copy?”
constitutional fail.
anybody else notice the spelling???
“constituional”
lady needs to take her pills. soon.
space-time fail, too –
“Now it’s happenin’ now”
… as opposed to some other now.
Yes!!! the “Now it’s happenin’ now” line was my FAVE!!!
HOW STUPID ARE YOU!!!
Exactly what did we do before we had pills for crazies to take? We burned them, right? OMG! That is what caused global warming, witch burning. Since they are magical, that must mean that they continue to excrete carbon emissions, because witches are made from wood. Everyone knows that.
“This didn’t happen 20 years ago” umm YES IT DID. Wow what a nutjob.
No, she’s right.
Get the straight facts, people!
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
That is hilarious!
nice to know that but….water droplets and sunshine cause rainbows not some mysterious chemical that is supposedly in everything…
DHMO is water, shit-for-brains.
di-hydrogen monoxide or H2O
excuse me…i never heard it called that before and the website he sited sounded more doom and gloom conspiracy crap i was misled! nice of you to point out my mistake but you could have been a bit more nice about it…
BLAHAHAHA
Blarg, i have died laughing.
I think you took a wrong turn at ICHC.
Please, tell me this is sarcasm.
dboots? Is that you?
That ‘mysterious chemical’ Dihydrogen Monoxide is H2O. Also know as WATER. That website is hoax. Way to fail 5th grade science!
That ‘mysterious chemical’, Mensime, is H2O, more commonly known as water. Way to fail basic science.
………….. please tell me you didn’t think that website was for real.
fail?
Uhh…yeah, Dihydrogen Monoxide, wonder what that could be. Maybe H2O, otherwise known as WATER!!!
Major chemistry FAIL!
Reply Fail!
Dihydrogen Monoxide is practically as dangeous as Sodium Chloride, which contains both poison and explosives!
Consider: Di- means two hydrogen, mono- means one oxygen
therefore: 2H,1O or H2O
wait, that’s everywhere, we really are going to die!
chemistry FAIL
nope, that chemical Is in everything, and its name is (drumroll) water. dihydrogen monoxide, if y’all took chemistry, is water. if y’all already know this, then i’m just stating the obvious.
This is just about the funniest shit I’ve ever read. And I love that if you don’t know what Dihydrogen Monoxide is you might actually get freaked out! Genius!
Dear God, please let someone send that to her. It’s another FAIL video waiting to happen.
Hooray water!
LOLLL ! I knew about the dihydrogen monoxide conspiracy (that has been involved in the tsunami in 2004 too) I thought of that too. i’m gonna send her the link.
She also thinks that “waves” you get when shooting a stripped surface with a video camera are magnetic shockwaves (caused by government secret research), also are light shakes in a video movie shot with a tripod in windy weather. She also shot mysterious halos around flag poles and greek letters in clouds (lookup dboots in youtube).
She’s not just a retard, she’s really paranoiac. That’s almost not so funny.
Simply more proof (beyond the use of the word “hella”) that NorCal sucks.
As does anyone who says ‘NorCal’.
Wait a minute…I’m in my late 20′s. I remember this “phenomenon” happening when I was a kid. Oh shit! I was in the first wave! My community was among the first to have stuff oozing out of our ground and in our air!!!
K?
What happened to K? Where is she?
She’s tending her banana fields.
Need I continue a thread on past fails?
YouTube user dbootsthediva has a lot of different theories; none quite as entertaining as toxic rainbows. the one about her house being shaken by gravity waves from space based weapons platforms was a hoot though.
I’m waiting for the expose on Unicorn Farts as a greenhouse gas.
FOUND HER!!! The poster child for Box of Rocks Charities(as in, dumb as).
“What is oozing out of our ground”
‘WHATS THIS GREEN STUFF PPLE ARE CALLING GRASS”
“this stuff definatly wasn’t here 20 years ago”
“It’s people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They’re making our food out of people. Next thing they’ll be breeding us like cattle for food. You’ve gotta tell them. You’ve gotta tell them!”
Bad sci-fi movie reference WIN!
Just think, people like this have the same amount of say as anyone else in the upcoming election…
Yep, as if the last eight years weren’t enough proof.
Amen.
And people like that are about to vote in the next president of the largest military power on the planet?
Rest easy in the thought that this woman probably does not vote. She probably thinks that the voting machine is rigged. And that it emits harmfull and toxic fumes meant to brainwash her.
Uhhhh… nope. Doesn’t make me rest easy. And the voting machine IS rigged. Otherwise how could someone who lost in the election eight years ago still be president?
FINALLY someone has made me laugh about sad, sad affair.
I’m in your debt, fluffy one!
Gives us non Americans the warm fuzzies doesn’t it?
Only if the warm fuzzies are the feeling you get then you’re scared shitless. “I’d rather have them inside the tent pissing out……..”
Yes, because schizophrenia only ever occurs in the US and not in any other democracy in the world… Must be something in our water.
So the woman was right, there is something in your water!
Just when you thought it was safe to drink your water…
*Da-dum. Da-dum*
That’s why I drink beer instead.
beer makes my concepts fuzz
I think I’ll just take a little trip to the Cape…
I thought it was Mai Tai night? *consults schedule* Yep. Are you disappointed,we can Cod it if you like.
*space bar fail*
Crap, question mark fail! And replying to myself fail! Forgive me, it’s Mai Tai night.
Is Mai Tai on straight?
…..I think I need another. Pass the booze, plz, and we can Tai one on.
Here you go!
What’s all this talk about a Vietnam War massacre? Oh, sorry, that’s My Lai. My bad.
*consults drink menu, looks up and asks*
They have bars in space now?
YES. “My God, it’s full of stars!”
Bueller? Bueller?
My favorite quote ever. (And Ferris is fun, too.)
And we let people like her vote and reproduce, the true fail is the society that allows that.
Yeah, personal freedom should be limited by society…. No, wait, you’re an idiot just like her. My bad.
The freedom to be limited is an Act of the Patriot.
Oh yes! Let’s be like the Nazis! Let’s Not allow her to vote and reproduce! That will make our society so much better!
Perhaps you’d be more fulfilled living in a society like communist China? You’re not letting people like her do anything. You don’t even have a say in the matter. In fact, I doubt you’ve ever done anything or taken any risks to earn the freedom and liberty you enjoy and suggest that should be denied to her. She has just as much of a right to be stupid and ignorant, even arrogant and condescending like yourself, as you do.
facism ftw…
There’s more: search youtube for “dbootsthediva”
You can fill a whole month of fail with that material
endless thrist. ENDLESS THRIST!!
I’m sorry but I just can’t get over this fear I now have for an ‘endless thrist’. I don’t even know what it is, but it sounds terrifying.
…
I’d be scared enough if there was a plain old ordinary thrist, which had an end and everything, but this ‘endless thrist’ is something else. Does it even have a beginning? Is it a beginningless-as-well-as-endless thrist?
…
I just have an image of it, in my head, being all ‘thristy’.
doesn’t matter anyway … the end of the world is on wednesday … just thought i’d warn you just so you can start praying and all that
*tongue tied in a mobius knot*
Wait your tongue is as long as a belt? I like Fuzz more everyday!
A Mobius strip is naturally as long as a belt? Whose belt?
Um, dilettante, sweetheart, there are one or two non-finite things in my past you may not have read about.
*admires Sunny’s fashion sense*
…
Sorry, quite a few fails ago Fuzz mentioned wearing a Mobius belt, when he mentioned a Mobius tongue… *blush*
One side fits all.
How did I miss that? Must be utter retardation
Well, my tongue’s long enough to whip most people into a frenzy. *nyuk nyuk nyuk*
Maybe it’s a trick to get people to drink salt water and lower the sea level, beats pouring it down the drain.
also solves the over-population and housing issue
sure would make gas prices go down…
It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.
That’s some mad strange love, doctor.
Movie quote identification WIN!
It took me a while to like this movie. Now I love it and think it’s “the bomb”.
Sorry, I know it’s lame.
If you want to watch a good satire on the cold war, it’s slim pickin’s.
It also has Peter Sellers in it, and George C. Scott, and Peter Sellers, and James Earl Jones, and Peter Sellers.
“You can’t fight in here! This is the war room.”
You can’t fight in here! This is a war room!
Dammit. You were NOT there when I posted this, raelalt.
Sssssssssssnap!
Beat you by two minutes, just goes to show: sick minds think alike.
It’s such a great line, it didn’t lose anything upon seeing it twice.
Black and white makes me nervous and uncomfortable. But, in the spirit…”Well, I’ve been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.”
That’s why I stick to rainwater and grain alcohol. Anything else makes you shit rainbows.
methinks alcohol was definitely involved in the creation of this little cinematic gem.
More like misfiring synapses.
No…I think s/he’s right. Alcohol–consumed by this woman’s mother during pregnancy.
Or crack. Crack explains it, too.
Oxycontin perhaps? She’s talking really strangely.
lolz. misfiring synapses? more like misfiring BRAIN.she IS a misfiring synapse.
You really need to watch out for the metallic oxide salt. and that women better hope what is oozing out of the ground is her brains
Sounds like that women may be a multiple personality(s).
Metallic oxide salt…you mean like sodium chloride? Man, that stuff will kill you dead, if you get too much in your system. No word of a lie.
She is wrong. Twenty years ago, I noticed the whole new spectrum of pains much more than I notice them now. Two years ago, someone approached me in a tavern and told me that I would be introduced to said new spectrum…well, two years have passed, and I am still waiting on that one. I was told their would be 13 chances for me to notice these spectrum, mostly occurring on Sundays after Dethklok:Metalocalypse. Guess what? NOTHING! NADA! ZIPPO!
She is wrong.
Oh man, you miss-heard That was rectum NOT spectrum.
That’s speculumation.
Your screen name is killing me.
My brain hurts – can I go now?
Only if you can help me find the door. *blinded by ignorance*
What’s WRONG with you people??? Can’t you see the danger? I was perfectly happy 20 years ago when rainbows were only around the moon where they should be. But having those toxic bastards coming out of a sprinkler?!? What if your kids were thristy and drank some of that water??? Think about that.
Oh no! The rainbows in the water are making people gay! 8P
Yeah, but where’s my hat?
I’ve heard you can also see a rainbow when mooned by a unicorn.
ZOMG raindrops are falling on my head!!!1!!
getitoffmegetitoffme!!!!!
Rain on a bow head.
I don’t know what’s “oozing out of the ground”, but there sure as hell isn’t any brains oozing out of that skull of hers.
Absolutely right: her brains finished oozing out a long time ago.
im dumber for having listented…….
Water wasting win. Moron.
Yeah, this lady is either nuts or hilarious. Her youtube channel (dbootsthediva) has lots more videos about naturally occurring phenomena she blames on this or that.
Does this scare anyone else? I’ll bet you anything that this grown woman–who spells more words wrong than she spells right (uh, unlike ANY of the previous comments), who from her accent (or lack of) grew up in the United States, who has opinions strong enough that she feels the need to share them with the world — is an outspoken advocate of strong immigrant control.
Of course, it would me more personal for her, since Mexicans who work for minimum wage or less are lowering her chances of finding a job. “I cain’t get no more work cuz them Mexicans is takin’ all the good jobs at Taco Bell. And they can’t even talk American!”
This is truly scary.
You means she’s really Sarah Palin – OMG
I hate when people say things like “she doesn’t have an accent so she’s from the United States”. Do you not realise that everyone has an accent, including Americans? And in all languages?
We’re just so desensitized to it, I guess…
that and so much else.
Everyone is desensitised to their own accent, but that shouldn’t mean you don’t realise it is one.
It’s pretty easy, you just slow everything way down and raise the pitch at the end of every sentence, as if every statement is a question?
I do a great American accent
I didn’t know we did that?
Yeah, what?
Huh. Must be where I live, but there isn’t a single Hispanic person employed at the Taco Bell I work at….
I think this is what the Dead Milkmen feared, when Stewart was asked what the queers were doing to the soil.
awesome reference
+1
O…M…G. I live in northern California. I’m ashamed to be living in the same vicinity as her. /me slits wrists
O…M…G. Big Emo.
Come on you guys. Give the woman a break. In our free society everyone is allowed to be stupid.
But of course, everyone else is allowed to make fun of it.
So, please carry on, since I just contradicted myself. Social morality fail.
Under the current administration, limiting your mind is patriotic.
You’d be a poor politician. You point out your own contradictions.
“You’d be a poor politician”
.
What a nice thing to say.
Thanks. I find that the best compliment one can give.
You are allowed to be stupid…if you dare!
Sure everyone is allowed to be stupid… but she’s just abusing the privilege.
…ow my head.
Love the camera turn at the end. BAROOO?
:[
Did you just poke the pie, Mister Bond?
No I ated it
I think your reference was a little to obscure to anyone to be able to decipher your reference. Good thing you can always claim it was your cohorts idea.
She appears to be serious (or else she’s doing a good job mocking the real nuts)…she also thinks that the Earth shine on the moon is some kind of conspiracy too, among other things… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaAX4adkMBk
Fortunately, the Skeptics Guide to the Universe has addressed her claims on a few occasions….
http://www.theskepticsguide.org/skepticsguide/podcastinfo.asp?pid=160
and
http://www.theskepticsguide.org/skepticsguide/podcastinfo.asp?pid=162
The poor thing has a real youtube channel too (just type dboots at channel search
)
I wonder if she has disable comments on it ‘yet’.?
just tell her about the pot of meth at the end of the rainbow
i’m sure she’ll come round
yes she has, not for every videos though.
Under the influence FAIL
now yall technically she’s PARTIALLY right… that isn’t natural… Natrually you should really only see a rainbow in the sky when there’s some sort of water vapor in the air. The sprinkler creates that vapor much closer to the ground resulting in the rainbow.
She just failed to realise that because she seems to be convinced that the government is out for their own gains and doesn’t really give a damn about the rest of us, which to an extent that’s true, people like her just blow it all out of proportion. There’s actually a show on the discovery channel concerning government conspiricies. Pretty interesting if you’re bored.
Ok ramble mode disengaged now! Haha
Also ever since I stayed at the hyatt and used their internet connection I’ve been seeing advertisements for them everywhere from failblog to msn to neopets! It’s the Hyatt conspiricy yall! They’re taking over the internet!
Naturally you should see a rainbow in vapor at any height. Provided of course that the sunlight was at the right angle.
And moonlight. At Cumberland Falls in Kentucky there is a moonbow. My mother went there on her honeymoon 1940 and “dragged” my dad & I there in 19??. When the moon is full it reflects enough light to produce a haunting rainbow in the fall’s mist. Lovely…even if it is a conspiracy. I think there’s a moonbow at Angel Falls, too.
I find it odd that people choose to label anything as “unnatural”. Everything is natural, including this effect. Just because something is caused by mankind doesn’t mean that it is “unnatural”. Is a beehive unnatural? I think not. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
And, by asking if a beehive was unnatural, I was drawing a parallel between the creations of other creatures and humanity. I know that people don’t make beehives…. except eccentric hair stylists.
this is a question i have often asked as humans are natural so surly everything we make is natural too, it being part of our natural development. but on the other hand if anything affected by humans is unatural then that is everything
Well, I kind of think the square root of negative one is sort of unnatural, but maybe that’s just me being unimaginary.
Nah…just artful.
If I put a beehive in my pipe and smoked it, I imagine my tongue would be rather sore from all those stings.
no they’d fall asleep from the smoke, don’t worry.
TL; DR
somebody failed science class… it’s scary to think that people at that intelligence level can vote.
How about the ones we vote FOR???
win.
or fail, depending on how you look at it…
Rainbows only around for 20 years? Has she been on another planet or smoking crack? Maybe she needs to learn some EARTH science. What a Nuckin-Fut case!!
DBOOTS is right! Do not mock her! The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) are real! If you only knew what I know.
DHMO is the principal component of acid rain, after all.
not to mention tumours.
real if totaly exxagurated
Come on. Really?
Yur exxagerating.
Don’t worry scrote. There are plenty of ‘tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was ‘tarded. She’s a pilot now.
Holy Crap !
Turn off the watering dudes ! It’s freakin’ dangerous, don’t you understand ?
Those damn rainbows.
so… we should definitely have a poll…
is this chick on:
1. meth
2. acid
3. peyote
4. shrooms
5. really f—ing good weed
6. a combination of all of the above…
this is a tweaker delusion all the way…
The Shadow People are doing it.
It was the underpants gnomes!
she does seem to have a ready supply of “dope”
What. The. Hell.
That video made me hurt inside. It reached into my soul and, did things… inappropriate things. That was without a doubt the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet.
You should see her youtube channel. genius
Your browser must be broken.
OMG! She is right!
Well… except what’s oozing out obviously affects intelligence, not rainbows.
What concerns me the most is not that The Big Gay Conspiracy has introduced these rainbows to our fragile ecosystem. It’s obvious that the leprechauns have decided, in response to this “rainbow proliferation,” to go on strike. The economic consequences could be disasterous, but the value of gold will skyrocket!
YEAH! We gotta stop them CONSTITIONAL RIGHTS robbing RAINBOWS!!!!
When you turn the camera sideways, the rainbow is still a rainbow, she on the other hand is just a retard.
Sorry, lady. My unicorn seems to have farted in the water supply.
*sheepish*
Please don’t take this craziness as proof that global warming doesn’t exist or that there aren’t places that have been grossly polluted by government and large corporations. Some people take it to far but that doesn’t mean our world is perfect.
Oh right, and I suppose you believe hurricanes are real, too.
There’s some land I’d like to sell you in Florida … oh wait, it’s gone.
She’s obviously a Kucinich voter.
whahahaha!!!!! kuchinich is a crazy idiot and i fear he makes people from Ohio look dumber than what we might be lol.
I don’t think so.
He may be one to look a bit odd, but he ain’t dumb.
Di-hydrogen oxide is LETHAL. This poor suburbanite is ALREADY suffering from being in the proximity of it.
Lethal stuff that di-hydrogen oxide. Sad, really.
Ground mini-rainbows are a new promise from God that he WILL flood us…. with ignorance about naturally occurring phenomena.
Killer, I truly believe your exegesis is off this time. The rainbow is God’s sign the flood — and this gal is a testimonial that it’s already happened.
whoa … that was meant to say after the flood …
some holy ghost is messing with the messenger
Fiction can be fun. ::)
You down with G-O-D?
Yeah, you know me!
When being stupid should be illegal…!
…it should at least hurt sometimes.
THIS IS NOT A RAINBOW
IT IS A LEPRECHAUN PORTAL
TO BRING IN THE TROLL OVERLORDS
GOOGLE TROLL OVERLOADS AND CHIPMUNK OPPRESSORS TO FIND OUT MORE!!
Stop shouting. You’re hurting my ears.
I never saw a rainbow around the moon.
You might want to try looking from more northern latitudes and gazing full-moon-ward on a relatively cloudless night
And drink some lead paint.
And eat some policeman brownies.
It’s called a moon dog, high altitude ice particles instead of liquid water
I can hear the Oxycontin and malt liquor in her voice
i, as a person, have to ask what the hell is she on?!
Video.
She should really get into a career in politics.
xD
“That’s not natural.”
ORLY.
Dumb people scare me.
wow…i facepalmed five times and…wow…just wow
Oh my GAWD! That must mean that the little rainbows I see right before a migraine are caused by pollutants in my head! Well, okay, I do have pollutants in my head, but that’s a whole ‘nother story.
Wow – she can work a camcorder, wax poetic about government conspiracies, and provide evidence of the failure of the US public school system all at the same time! Betcha she’s even balancing a Camel and a Milwaukee’s Best, too.
I hope she gets e-coli from her television.
“Where imagination is sucked out of children
by a cathode ray nipple”
It never rains in California, but girl, don’t they warn ya, it pours dipshits, man, it pours dipshits.
Big words, small brain.
What big words, exactly?
salt-metal-oxides in our oxygen system. highly scientific.
And now for my last contribution to the world.
*dies of brain aneurysm from stupid people who are terrified of the prism created by light passing through water droplets*
(yes it’s very involved.)
TLI Service, is that you?
no shit! are people really this stupid?
CRAP! they’re putting rainbows in our water supply.
I hope you’re being sarcastic.
BTW, your comic owns. Good job.
DUPLICATE FAIL
OMG … I thought this country has free public school … She needs to attend one … for the sake of the rest of us …
Aaaaugh! she’s spraying rainbow juice all over her lawn!
I prefer Jesus Juice.
My parents taught me to refer to grape Kool-aid as Guyana Juice. Little did they know, my kindergarten teacher lost a daughter in all that mess.
Oooooooooohhhh…………crap.
Luckily I never brought it up in her presence. It was something of a close call though.
I asked my first-grade teacher if she was pregnant. AND SHE WASN’T. She hated me after that. Rightly so.
She probably shouldn’t have been teaching elementary school then if innocent remarks by children offend her.
DBOOT’S REPORT CARD
English… Fail
Logic… Fail
Elementary Science… Fail
Basic Observation Skills… Fail
*facepalm*
‘…….now its happening now’. does anyone know this lady? make sure she’s registered to vote!
Basic Physics… FAIL
Quick, we need to search San Francisco for the WMDs (Weapons of Mass Diffraction).
Sorry, can’t help — too much distraction from the colors in my mind.
Epic fail.
I love conspiracy fails. I feed off them.
This one is such a fail it’s almost a win.
Almost…
I know what I saw.
It said this was filmed in northern cali. Even the sprinklers are gay in california!
People like this undermine the principals of universal suffrage … Perhaps we need an IQ test to determine who is qualified to vote.
Or to live.
That’s cruel. We don’t need to kill the morons, just sterilize them.
Check out her profile on YouTube… dbootsthediva
this is what she has to say about the books she likes to read…
Books: I used to love to read, now I don’t understand why I don’t read like I use to anymore. It sucks to have the person that you were taken from you. That is one of the things those EVIL COWARDS have taken from me in their quest to rule us.
Nut WIN!
I do love the stupidity of people, I bet she votes for Obama Bin Laden.
It’s people like you who voted for Bush…TWICE!
At least I was old enough to vote.
You can’t even reply to my comment!
Technically a reply, but not to the content of Bondfans comment. Can you?
Thus is your problem you live in a miserable part of the country. Move to Texas it is best.
*throws semicolons at Jen*
Being an engineer I feel semicolons are worthless. I feel no effect of your assault.
1. Semicolons are suprisingly useful
2. I like the whole “Don’t need a license
to carry a gun” thing about Texas, but
otherwise, no thanks.
3. You’re NOT the best.
4. No one I know of voted for Bush twice.
How he got elected twice, no one knows…
1. I do math not Grammar.
2.Actually you need a conceal and carry licence in order to have a concealed weapon in Texas. That will run ya a chunk of change but if Obama gets elected I will definately invest.
3. I never said I was the best just that it is best to move to Texas.
4. I know no one who voted for Kerry (he looked like a retarded prune).
“(he looked like a retarded prune).” This is your reasoning for not voting for someone? Then, wow, how could you possibly validate yourself for voting republican in THIS election?
Yes that is exactly why I didn’t vote for him. Please do me a favor and move out of your mother’s basement.
Because he, in your esteemed opinion, looked like a “retarded prune”? This was the basis for your choice for leader of the free world. For the man in charge of the red button? Because of LOOKS? Get out of Texas before the poison is irreversible!
Choose someone for their integrity, not their appearance.
Wow you really dont get sarcasm do you. Let me explain. Sarcasm is basically like opposite day…
Jen, you are an idiot of the first order. Congratulations.
That is all.
Just a question…
Are you actually going to vote for mcain?
If so please dont ever come to the uk,
as an engineer myself i dont want the chance of
meeting you at a confrence or somthing.
Also so what if you do maths?
I like to think that putting a scentance together well
makes us a easyer to understand person to everyone else.
(maybe semicolons are a bit far though)
I thought your misspelling was purposeful until I read your other comments. Now I’m not so sure.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
Lionel trains don’t count.
F-T-W!
Do Bachmann trains?
Just asking…
No..but perhaps the Turner Overdrive does.
Texas is most emphatically NOT the best. They should just secede already.
Please show me another state that can legally fly the state flag at the same height as the American flag, yet doesn’t out of respect.
Your anecdote does not pertain to my comment. Please try again.
She’s a Republican. They don’t have to stay on topic.
They certainly don’t try, do they?
Republicans have money we do what we want.
Because money gives everyone the right to do anything they want.
And Democrats don’t have money? I’d say a good chunk of Hollywood disagrees.
How does it not? And I repeat myself move to Texas it is best.
I moved AWAY from Texas to get away from all the nut-jobs. Your comment was, at best, trivial. It did not in any way prove or support your claim of “best”.
“How does it not?” It’s the randomest
thing I’ve ever heard.
You have to exceed in a lot of things
to be the best, not just one thing.
Argument FAIL.
Of the many places I have lived and all 4 corners of the US, TExas is the best by Pharr.
Texas recently passed a law making it illegal for persons of the same gender to marry there … when it was already illegal for persons of the same gender to marry there. The great state of gay hate.
Looks to me like you’re perfect for TexASS.
Wait, there’s internet in Texas?
And apparently many logical fallacies.
Yeah, but you have to have a tin can and a string to connect.
That’s their phone service, too, I think.
Oh and you need a ho-made mailbox too. Preferrably fashioned from a beer box.
Hey, tin cans and strings work a heckuva lot better than Windows. I should know!
P.S., here’s an idea for you Avis, move from Texas to Austin (it’s awesome!).
Austin is the only good part of Texas. This much is known. I did live in Texas after all. And I do agree, they do seem to be separate don’t they?
A little blue in the middle of the red, Loz:)
Yea Hippie Hallow!
It’s “Hippy Hollow,” darlin’. And I’ve been there — appropriately dressed for the occasion, too!!
WOW. I know what you mean
Ooh, always good to have a bit of blue in the red. Balances the craziness. I’ve
never visited Texas but Hippy Hollow sounds too good to pass up!
Phooey, I typed it that way but the spell checker said no, should have gone with my memory. We dressed for the occasion too. ;-P
I will not check “Freakin”. And why did you suddenly turn Australian?
“Im not even going to dignify myself with a response to that” Officer Rod Farva Spurberry Police
Jen: “Im not even going to dignify myself with a response”
.
It will take a lot more then that.
Hehe. Although ‘mate’ isn’t only common in Australia, it’s used a lot in the UK too… usually by the more unsavoury types.
been savoring many types lately lolz?
*High-fives*
Seriously, Senator McCain, we know it’s you.
That man shouldn’t even be driving!
Neither should this woman.
I second that. All in favor?
Me
At the end, the thing about “to not be guinea pigs for our governments in their never ending(sic) thirst for energy sources” floored me. What do sprinkler rainbows have to do with the oil companies? Unless…
Oil slicks make rainbows too. Maybe the government is putting crude oil in our sprinklers! It’s a conspiracy!
they wouldnt doo that they know the price of that stuff
oftherwise they wouldnt invade oil affluent countries!
…red…pen…so…hard…to…resist…
It was once said that “We shouldn’t have a law against stupidity, we could just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself”.
We’re gonna need a law for this lady. I mean, shit.
She was dbootsthediva originally on YouTube, she took down the rainbow video and someone reuploaded it under the name dboots.
She’s on Flickr too:
http://flickr.com/photos/rbootdboot/
Apparently she sees energy patterns in soy “sause” stains, and energy waves on KMarts … otherwise known as Moire Arrays, but I’m too scared to tell *her* that.
Hahaha, whatttt. She’s awful.
Yes the rainbows did happen 20 years ago and longer i’m 41 and i remember getting them from a sprinkler when i was a kid.
That vid is just bullshit.
Golly, really? Thanks for clearing that up. And here we all were praising this woman for alerting us of this health hazard and governmental coverup.
Do you mean that I didn’t have to get my water service turned off after all?
“Yes the rainbows did happen 20 years ago and longer”
That you thought you had to tell us that is as scary as the video.
you fail at understanding the purpose of failblog. please explode now.
oh… oh no… please no… not my “constituional rights”! nooooo!!!!
oh, and I especially like the part when she turns the camera on it’s side… you know, because looking at the sprinkler like that changes what you see…
It makes it look more like she is being abducted by Aliens.
Cinematic Genius! (Note the sarcasm)
Kyle: Hey Stan. Did you see that rainbow this morning?
Stan: Yeah. It was huge.
Cartman: Eh. I hate those things.
Kyle: Nobody hates rainbows.
Stan: Yeah. What’s there to hate about rainbows?
Cartman: Well, you know. You’ll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they’ll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you’ll be all like, “Hey. Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows.”
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I’m talking about rainbows. I hate those friggin’ things.
Kyle: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up after a rainstorm.
Cartman: Oh. RainBOWS. Yeah, I like those. Those are cool.
Stan: What were you talking about?
Cartman: Huh? Oh nothing. Forget it.
Kyle: No. What marches in, crawls up your leg-…
Cartman: Nothing.
Kyle: …and starts biting the inside of your ass?
Cartman: Nothing.
<3 SouthPark
omg, I remember that. That rocks
Soooo…What DOES march in, crawl up you leg, and start biting the inside of your ass?
Wow. That woman is an IDIOT.
I didnt think there was any way anyone could be this dumb… till I noticed that the person was from California
Damn! I’m sure this is related to Aliens… Damn aliens!!!
They even stopped the XFiles series to stay undercover!!!
At last she discovered water… ^_^”
SEE!!!
IF THE SUPREME COURT DIDN’T CHOOSE BUSH TO BE PRESIDENT, AL GORE COULD’VE PREVENTED THIS!!!
Speed kills
Agreed!
Well, at least you don’t have to travel far to find the pot of gold…was there anything on the other side of the Rainbow? A leprechan…a quarter…anything…
science sucks.
Are those bullet holes in that fence?
MR SAUSAGE IS A DOUCHE!
Oh wow, you sure heightened your self-esteem with that statement… I’m shocked.
And i’m sure she has offspring to pass that profound intelligence onto.
*masturbates*
*Looks at above post and thinks: hmmm*
Do you think maybe she’s like this because she’s been drinking the water?
I think shes been drinking the peroxide honestly
Radiator coolant is better.
Kool-aid
I wonder what she thinks of the Rainbow Coalition and the homosexuals who put rainbow stickers on their cars.
Well, they’re the starting point of this, definitely (ironic).
At least, being on drugs may prevent her from counting how many colors a real rainbow has.
This is an Alien-Homo-Care-Bear coalition. They want to drive us nut to feed on our brains!!!
horsegirl?
That video is gone now.
I’m sure she had a couple hundred thousand people tell her “it’s refracted light from water vapor.”
WIN
And I’m sure she promptly replied: “That’s what they WANT you to think…. ”
Dun-Dun-DUUUUUHHNNN
Awesome
I mean, isn’t it just?
except maybe { }
Education System Fail
Paranoid Schizophrenic… Win?
(I guess you cant exactly ‘win’ with schizophrenia…)
I can’t with schizophrenia, but everybody else seems to! DAMN IT!
Pa! Come quick! Ah think ah figgered out whats been turnin’ all the neighbors queer! Its this here water supply see!? Praise be that ah ain’t drank nuthin’ but beer since I was but a youngin’
hillbilly edumacation FTW
hahaha wicked! more US educational system fail
How about public school fail?!!
I’m a science communicator. In this instance, I fail!
…I don’t get it
effing liberals
I really hope these people don’t vote.
they do and guess for which party
Have to say, this woman is very probably neither an Obama-Biden voter, nor a McCain-Palin voter. Neither of them will git down to the bottom of these here conspiracies.
There’s much wing-nuttier people out there to worry about who run for public office (and I don’t mean Ralph Nader, either).
Hint: he’s not from a major, or even a major-minor party.
Nother hint: LL
LL Bean is running for president? I thought he liked snow, not water?
Lindsay Lohan?
shes retarded. and she has way too much time on her hands. when i was in school, i had a teacher who thought the women in the elizabethan times were aliens because of the layers of clothes and poofy dresses they wore were to cover up extra limbs and heads and shit. that was her only explination for their wardrobe.. maybe this video was made by ms finch….
at the end of the video you see “Northern California.” there is your problem.
with the rash of rainbow toxin put in the water supply by Alcaida the US military will dwindle due to the dont ask policy in a matter of months
Please tell me you didn’t mean to say ‘Al Qaeda’. Worst misspelling ever.
I thought it was pretty funny myself.
I thought, Alcoa. It made more sense. They even have a Superfund site in… Texas.
who cares how you spell it they are nothing but a bunch of camel jockeys any how . Besides that hows the Fuhrer doing there word Nazi
I am the Führer.
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Regarder Mission ALCAIDA sur Dailymotion Partagez vos vidéos.
I see what you mean now about your French being poor.
I see what you mean about your French being poor
It scares me there are people THAT stupid roaming the earth.
one of them is even president. how is that peace treaty with the fish coming along anyways?
It’s “the gays” and you all know it.
The secrets out. First they steal our women to go shopping with, now this!
help help, my lawn is flaming!
Oh dear… are some people really that stupid??
Each randrop acts as a prism, and splits (or ‘Refracts’) the white light into it’s basic elements, known as the ‘spectrum’ of light, the ranbow you can see is the visible portion of the light. It’s nothing to do with the atmosphere (except prehaps when it rains when it’s also sunny and causes the same effect)
It’s a common phenomenon (well, not here in England. we’re lucky if we get a handful of sunny days a year) i’m sure CA gets plenty of sun.
Thank God for your explanation of the video. I could never have figured out why it was posted on failblog just from the title “Conspiracy Fail” alone….
Running through a field of sprinklers. Paranoia, paranoia! Egads, now the aliens are putting rainbows in our sprinkler systems?! Oh, the horror!
Isn’t it obvious, you sheeples?! The gay lobby in the government stole rainbows and put them on the ground to sekritly turn us all gay!
Dammit! Now if I start singing show tunes please, please, somebody shoot me.
Not a chance, realalt — we wouldn’t know how to quit you.
No musicals, please…I get enough of that at work.
I didn’t read all that comments, but did anyone even CONSIDER this might be a parody of all the conspiration theories? If the creator of this is making more, could it ALL be parody?
I didn’t read this comment.
Did you mean “constipation theories”? Sorry, your comment is read all that distracting.
Did you ever stop to consider that this woman can’t even spell the word PARODY? How would she even know what it means?
…………. dramatic
Rainbows aren’t natural…HAH! I love that part the most
This has to be a joke, right? She was making a parody video… Right? (If not, I’m worried.)
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Is this the same lady that wanted us to pour a bucket of ocean waterdown the sink so we could lower the water level?
This is a fail beyond all fails in the universe. *facepalms* What the heck…? How… how is it possible to have such ignorant people on our planet?? T_T;
Makes me cry.
Makes me want to move to Mars.
It HAD to be a Californian… Should I continue to claim that I was raised in California?
Wow, this is almost up to the level of Wii Fail and nobody’s getting humped.
California? BIG SURPRISE
Next up, 9/11 Truthers…
How ironic, I was just thinking about this video earlier.
Epic *masturbates*
…But now is happening now…
Heh.
Oh No! It’s DHMO! The Government is putting DiHydrogen MonOxide in the water system again! Visit http://www.DHMO.org for more details about how this menacing chemical was almost banned by a city council in California… (Which just happens to be where this video is from….)
Ha, last April Fools someone put those warning notices on all the water fountains at my school.
Wow, that’s a hell of an acid trip she must be on, parody or not!
WHAT THE HELL!! was that omg monster!!!
if this lady is for real California needs to break off from America…
Her simple knoweledge of prisms FAIL.
no, America needs to break off from California.
Really, it’s for the best.
And then, perhaps some tactical nuclear weapons?
Well, when that long-overdue massive earthquake on the San Andreas fault comes along… you’ll probably have your wish!
Lex Luthor’s been working on the problem for years, but for some reason superman keeps stopping him.
Simple understanding of prisms FAIL.
It’s true, in some parts of America, people have actually started mating with Vegetables.
so what happens when the lady in the video waters her kids?
I didn’t read every single word above, so forgive me please if this is a repeat …
Yes, this woman in the video is an idiot. However, I’m now wondering if she’s ever seen those rainbow swirls in oil slicks in the street. Maybe she’s associating the normal rainbow that happens with water on a sunny day with that type of slime??? I’m just saying …
But yes, I believe she’s still an idiot.
And yes, I know it’s still light refraction in the oil slick as well.
..YouTube Fail?
Yes.
And DAMN this has a lot of comments. What, did someone get into a religious, political, AND mac vs pc debate all at once?
It’d probably help if I knew what video they were talking about. :-/
YouTube WIN.
Enjoyment fail.
It’s truly an astounding discovery. People who don’t know about rainbows can work video cameras and update videos on the internet. I’ll be sure to update all scientists pronto.
P.S. RAINbow. Rain. As in, temporarily airborn water droplets. Dumbass…
Yeah i think some of that dihydrogen monoxide got into the water system…
yeah, it seems to be reacting with the metallic oxide salts…
And then she voted.
you win madame.
Fail, Fail.
Rainbows are optical illusions and meteorological phenomena that cause a spectrum of light to appear in the sky when the Sun shines onto droplets of moisture in the Earth’s atmosphere.
Stupid ass lady..
This is a serious problem. We have got to stop the gays from getting into our water systems.
Either that or God is trying to tell us he isn’t going to flood the earth again. – We hear you God, just stay away from our water!
This woman needs a late abortion.
Instead of a coat hanger, there needs to be a crowbar.
*blinks* either I have an alter-ego that I’m not aware of or someone stole my name… *wanders off to see if I’ve formed any fight clubs recently* >>
CnH2n+1OH.
thats whats in her drink
It would do the world a great favour if it was.
ROFL!
and people ask me why i think Americans are stupid.
That’s gotta be fake, nobody is THAT stupid.
bwahahaha surely nobody is that stupid?
Proof that some are: Ron Paul has a political career.
Ron paul will stop the irs!!! and then the country will go flat broke. yup, so full of fail that one.
Maybe she’s just a redneck. Though it makes me wonder, what is wrong with these people??
Her hilbilly right was to go to school and learn basic physics. She onviously didn’t. She grew up and her daddy died. Not having to cater to his sexual pleasures anymore, she had to go out and find new occupations. This is probably the most productive one – in the sense that she actually took the time to make the video for all of us to laugh at. Her dad would be proud.
Careful, shoeontheotherfootsy, you done come close to saying “enviously” — you got any slip-on Freudianisms goin’ on there, Billy Bob?
Moron.
A rainbow.
Two rainbows.
The rainbow’s color.
The two rainbows’ colors.
Learn English, then use it.
Lighten up pal. Don’t you have some work to do? Is that what you do is you read all the comments just to find a few mistakes and then call that person a moron. You sir are the moron with too much time on your hands. Do us all a favor and jump in front of a bus today please.
Or delusional from childhood traumas.
More conspiracy fail:
http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?p=r&user=dbootsthediva&page=1
The last in a long list of things to finally convince me to get the hell outta California.
So, so, sad…
When i went on holidays to usa i talked to alot of people around this iq =s
then i suggest u to visit soviet russia! There are many hot chick’s with high iq!!
Don’t you mean many high IQs with hot chicks?
they talk quite a lot don’t they? don’t worry, most of us know better.
Haha! That was so idiotic! Don’t Americans study at least a tiny bit of physics in school? Really now, how stupid can you be? That was funny, but the sad part is there’s lots of such people out there.
I think that chick is dehydrated or something
ROFL no one tell her that water is in any drink, and fruit and veggies… and pretty much everything for that matter… she’d really lose it.
Someone please tell me that woman is joking before I completely lose my last shred of faith in humanity.
is talonsofpeace a bot from Dragonwriter, or Dragonwriter is a bot from talonsofpeace?
How could anyone be so stupid…
Not anylonger around the moon and sun… now its happening now…
What a unbelievable stupid woman!
When the hell did rainbows become something unnatural??? Obviously someone didnt quite make it through 5th grade science. What a complete moron.
Congratulations on reiterating what 1000 comments above you have already stated.
I shall crack the 1000.
OVER 9000!!!!!
Possible explanation?
If she did indeed miss that science lesson as so many have mentioned above… I can see a certain ‘logic’ where one might think the water coming out of the sprinkler is contaminated. If you walk through a parking lot after a light rain you will see many puddles with a rainbow on them created by the thin film of oil floating on the top of the water. Who hasn’t noticed this? Not knowing how the rainbow is created (different wavelengths of light being bent different amounts by the change in the speed of light as it passes from one medium to another…), one could easily make the incorrect assumption that the rainbow from the sprinkler is created the same way as the rainbow in the parking lot puddle – oil (contamination) in the water.
She’s still a couple sandwiches shy of a picnic though.
A couple of watts short of a dim bulb.
Epic endless discussion WIN!
Did you notice, that since 2 1/2 years, the colors “pink” and “brown” are missing in the rainbow?? That is really making me crazy
wtf…..
While we’re at it, WHAT IS IT WITH THINGS FALLING DOWN?!?!?!?
WTF?
They never used to fall donw twenty years ago, now did they? They call it “gravity” but we KNOW its a goverment conspirasy. Rite your Congressmen NOW!
arrg I deal with people like this lady every day at work. The internet and its vast amount of info and resources is not always a good thing. It has the potential to make some people more knowledgeable its true, but it has a slightly different effect on stupid people. Such as they are still a little slow on the uptake but now armed with a slightly larger vocabulary and tons of other useless information (which can be cool) and add that in with some other persons crazy ranting quoted as fact and you get something like this “I just wonder what the hell is in our water that forms a rainbow”!!! And – “don’t tell me its light refraction!!!! “That’s a government LIE”
further the conversation would inevitably contain a reply to science facts as “the same people that invented the light refraction theory told us we landed on the moon”!
Sounds like you’re speaking from experience, and I don’t mean the people you encounter at work either.
EPIC FAIL at life; she should prolly kill herself (jk), or face likely assassination for uncovering the FAILBOW. I’m gonna go outside now and check to see what’s oozing out of our ground…
Yea! I’m 1040th!
They played the audio for this fail on the radio and I lmao’d. A lot.
Wow… this is like half of my customers I deal with at work. In fact, I think she just bought a cellphone from me yesterday. o_O
Very funny when people talk crap about this person and at the same time believe in the moon hoax or a 9/11 conspiracy.
Comments fail.
It must be the terrorists hidng in the grass!
That, ladies and gentleman, is your average California environmentalist, or Barack Obama supporter.
I am from Northern CA and an Obama supporter, and let me tell you that a person who obviously has some sort of deficiency is not the “average” of anything. Please try not to show people how stupid you are by spouting things that are clearly not true.
One-Thousand Sixty-Eighth!!!!!
gosh..she has great vocabs but turns out to be stupid..lol
(Please skip reading this if you are expecting another burn on this woman)
I wanted to wait until the comments on this fail had slowed down before making this one as I didn’t want to appear as a wet blanket on the fun…
I actually feel sorry for this woman. She is obviously very ill with schizophrenia, a disease that has no cure and the treatments are questionable at best. She is destined to either live a life of hell or under so much medication that it will seem like no life at all. Check out a movie titled “Revolution #9″ for an idea of what these people go through, warning: it is rather depressing.
Unfortunately for her, our modern technological age has given her the tools with which to broadcast her symptoms around the world and making her an object of ridicule instead of giving her the sympathy she deserves.
That is all.
Don
Well said. That was my first thought on seeing this video. Checking out her others on youtube only confirmed it. She is seriously ill.
That video of the “shaking house” is incredibly sad.
a schizophrenic, would be too paranoid to upload this to you tube, I should know, my brother suffers from it! There are meds to help the symptoms and calm you down a bit, and they do work, go do your damn homework, you toss bag!
There are many manifestations and degrees of schizophrenia heather, if that’s your REAL name.
Sorry to break it to you, but that stuff hasn’t been happening for 20 years.
It’s been 110.
http://www.burbia.com/node/1251
guess someone didn’t pay attention in kindergarten…
In my opinion, this is a hoax designed to get attention. I don’t believe for a second that this woman is sincere-she’s making this up to be silly. It’s a joke, don’t take it seriously – just get your giggles and move on. (or if you don’t find this sort of thing funny, just skip the giggling part).
Maybe, but I’ve searched and searched and as far as I can tell, this lady’s serious. Check some of the links.
See her new video about the moon:
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=yaAX4adkMBk&NR=1
LOL
Conspiracy fail. Apostrophe abuse & gross misspellings win.
Fooking hell!!! what an epic long thread on a epic fail topic
WTF was she doing with the camera?
reptilian rainbow spies!!!
millions of them…
green ones, yellow ones, red ones, blue ones… OMG we’re all gunna die!
Somebody call the COPS!!! White girl down a well!!! White girl down a well!!! We gotta get Rainbow bright outta the well!!!
(dunno if anyone said anything like this, hope not, ill look like an ass if soemone did)
Fail?!?! this ia a WIN! she totally wins at being a retard!!
I… she… how…
-.-
It’s really depressing that people like this exist. It should be legal to euthanize people like this.
No, no, they can provide entertainment in small doses. Better to just sterilize them.
FIRST
Did anyone notice that this woman didn’t know what she was talking about?
just another liberal…………..whats the big deal
Wow, she must be related to the tree hipsters, note I said hipsters not hippies as hippies are considered from the 60s and actually protested for rights that were well thought out and rational while the hipsters are just ignorantly cool and trendy
“But Now is happening Now!”
Is it really ?! I thought it was happening Now, no wait… NNNNOW… no, no…. NOW!
omg soo many comments
*epic facepalm*
wow lotsa comments here..
It’s a troll!
There is definitely something to this conspiracy. I became concerned after watching this video and checked my own sprinkler… yes these things are in my water as well! I think they have been termed “rainbows”? I also found them in my motor oil and my Windex bottle! I ran and hide in my empty back bedroom in fright after discovering that. Who knows where else these contaminants may lurk? Unfortunitly, I had to flee the empty room when I noticed the crystal wind chime hanging outside the window was some how projecting these things in at me! I think this is some kind of organized attack. After three hours spent crying in my dark hall closet, I finally came out very cautiously and peeked out the front window. I saw two guys walk past my house holding hands and they had “Rainbows” on their shirts! And across the street and one house over I observed a little girl playing with a pony and a red haired doll, both toys were branded with rainbows! I’m really scared now. Are these people the ones behind this insidious attack? Or are they simply the branded victims of it? I think we may have a “pod people” situation here folks.
fuktup
man, rainbow are our friend noting bad!!
Do not be afraid of the pretty rainbows. Gaze upon them and feel joy. Its better this way… don’t fight it.
what a moran
morON? moron FAIL!
did somebody say air supply?
Here’s to the drunk and ignorant chicks of the world! That child definitely got left behind. Or dropped on her head. What a dingleberry!
I think she’s confusing the rainbow in her sprinkler for the sheen thats on the government “Meat Product” she gets from the local Salvation Army…
One Thousand One Hundred and Sixty First!
You are right there has to be something oozing out of the ground and seeping into a many of stupid peoples heads. GET A GRIP!
Wow… I never thought that someone can fail at figuring out a rainbow… Well, there’s a first for everything. >.<
There MUST be something in the water! Otherwise she can’t be that stupid…
(we know that, that is happening now!!!)
You have to act as a nation against rainbows!!
Ahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Clearly there is a failure in the education system. We need a “No Adult Left Behind” act, like the “No Child Left Behind” act, except for adults and actually works.
Wow are you seriously that retarded? Did you even go to school? Even if you did i think you should go again for many many years even if you are 40 something. You are the one and only NEWB!
I love all the people that had to leave comments here to explain the rainbow phenomena. Seriously guys, none of us are as stupid as this lady. Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Have a medal, half-wit.
Needs more comments.
Holy shit, I just pissed my pants!
Lol. This is funny. And no wonder. People just seem to become more stupid every day…. I wonder why? And people like her just feed the stupidity.
Science in our education system FAIL
HA HA HA OMFG LOL
The DUMB is strong in this one.
This is what happens when we allow Intelligent Design be taught in science class instead of such scientific explantions of that blasphemic light refraction.
Which we all know is against god’s will. Who’s with me!
Let’s go burn science books and take away knowlege from the peasants….er I mean public! Down with science! What has it ever done for us? (That’s called being facetious go look it up.)
It’s the female Dale Gribble!
What is wrong with people? 20 years ago we didn’t have such stupid people noticing rainbows in sprinklers(maybe cause everyone was too busy to sit all day and stare at a sprinkler, only kids noticed the rainbows…) Where do these people come from and what is oozing out of women’s wombs these days?
She sounds drunk. lol. Love how she rotates the camera for added effect! lmao
“We as a nation have got to ask ourselves what the hell is going on.” With rainbows? Really? I can’t believe this. Even this exceeds what I previously knew as “stupid.” I think to myself, “Nobody can be this stupid. Nobody.” But alas, here we have it, folks- a newer and dumber breed of moron roaming the earth.
A wise man once said, “The only reason some people are alive is because it’s illegal to shoot them.” Indeed.
I’m sorry i’m sure someone has already said this, and I am well aware that it it is over used… but:
Edumacation: She has it! She learned her a book!
Government Agent: Ma’am i’m with the Department of Homeland Intellegence. Your going to need to come with me.
Nutjob Lady: But what are you going to do with me?
GA:If your lucky we’ll shoot you in the head, if your unlucky we’ll ship you to Wyoming
NL: Oh, my family comes from Wyoming.
GA:Well that explains alot.
what a dumbshit…lol. wow…to think that this wasn’t actually a joke. Its sad people can be so dumb…”lets ask ourselves…whats in our water!”
this is an epic FAIL
One thing that is not oozing out of our ground, that we apparently need more of, is chlorine for the gene pool.
It’s like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
This is why people with IQ’s under 75 should not breed!
Are you kidding? Breeding is all they can do.
can u say american?
wtf? honestly? who is this person?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the head of the 9/11 “Truth” Movement.
Those kind of people are the ones who support McCain :p
i can’t believe it’s just coming out now that water didn’t refract light 20yrs ago….
its a lil sump’n sump’n called difraction and its really natural…..
WAs she DRUNK?!?
It takes you 4 seconds to turn off a video?
Proof positive that you, too, can one day become President.
ok seriously, is it not painfully obvious that shes faking retardism…
um…. what’s this lady’s name? I forgot how to spell retard. :/
CONSTITUTION fail!
what a couple of idiots! the lady, AND the person MAKING FUN OF the lady!
these people are the reason i wake up screaming in the middle of the night lol jk but she is funcshaly reaterd peice of crap wait stupid crap yes stupid crap d(>-<)b
“What is in our oxygen supply…”
Oxygen
What’s in OUR water supply?
What’s in HERS?
What the sweet lord?!
I’m going to go off myself now. The sheer stupidity of this woman makes me want to down a bottle of Tylenol and go to sleep forever.
This is a big “Stay in school, kids” if ever there was one.
EPIC FAIL
i like how she turns the camera sideways.
you have to be kidding me….
OK this women needs to take a basic physics class..or politics..
of all things to have
Conspiracys about you do rainbows.
and she probably voted Obama
What is oozing out of our ground that allows this type of effect to happen? Um…water, maybe? Combined with sunlight, perhaps?
wow, now THIS is what I call…
STUPIDITY
not only that…she knows how to operate a camera w/ THAT level of intelligence? wow
Man this chick sounds like a stoner.
Oh wait, “It’s about 4:30….”
10 minutes after 420? Coincidence? I think not.
SMOKE WEED. DISCOVER RAINBOWS IN YOUR BACKYARD.
OMG! It’s the rainbows in the water! Its’ the water that turned me gay!!!
wow… What makes a rainbow after a rainstorm??? MOISTURE!! WATER VAPOR!!! What is your sprinkler spraying? MOISTURE!! WATER VAPOR!!!
This is fail
So is your mom.
I’d rather call it “Physics fail”. Sir Isaac is so sad…
K.
I’ll tell her whats in our water/oxygen supply, water, and oxygen….. WATER MAKES RAINBOWS
4got to say, i think she was just looking for something completely stupid to argue about, or she is a complete and total idiot
Is it possible to be that stupid i mean really, is it? that woman better not have been serious or humanity is screwed
I’m old and computer illiterate and just found this site. Is this lady American?
Did she go to school in America? When was that? I’m stoopid and I knew rainbows come from fairy farts, or prismatic reflection from water droplets. wher u been woman?
omfg, epic epic fail.
I want to punch this woman in the face.
Gee, I wonder how many times your parents would’ve said that to you.
the scary part is her youtube channel has a bunch of people that agree with her.
I weep for humanity.
Education fail
she is saying intelligent things lke spectrum, but she seams to have the iq of a retarted lightbulb
you retard
Those goddamn rainbows!!! It’s the work of all those homos.