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  1. mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

    *masturbates*

  2. pwner of N00bs says:

    For somone that sounded so intelligent with such big words, she sure is a moron.

  3. Ryan Waxx says:

    The fact that no one can tell if she’s an environmentalist or a nutjob says much about environmentalism as practiced today.

  4. Avis says:

    What … how… I… wow.

  5. Spencer says:

    This is a case where an abortion was needed…

  6. krijn says:

    The spectrum.. is rainbow. This can not be natural.
    ROFL! xD

  7. squizan says:

    She’s whinny too. Like, who complains about rainbows?

  8. JetMorgan says:

    LOL! There are so many hilarious things about this video… where to start? “Never happened 20 years ago”? “But now it’s happening now”! Yup, now is now and not some other time, OMG, conspiracy! Conspiiiiiiirrrrrraaaaaaaaacyyyyyy!

  9. Crash says:

    please… for the love of all that’s good and holy… someone tells me she’s kidding… she has to be, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to breath on her own. or maybe california will tell us that rainbows cause cancer, you never know.

  10. Dustin says:

    Let me speak with the general population with a quick summary of my thoughts on this video.

    W….
    T…….
    F……?

  11. Cloral says:

    I have a hard time believing that she is serious.

    On the other hand, if she is trying to be funny, she fails at that as well. So either way…

  12. LIVElearnLIE04 says:

    Oh shit refracted light! when did that start happening

  13. Lardboy says:

    What a moron. Pollution doesn’t cause rainbows.

    Gays do.

  14. Jack says:

    “What is oozing out of our ground?!”

    Umm…water?

    • ReTARDIS says:

      HELLO! HUMOR! YOU NEED A SENSE OF IT TO BE HERE!

      • abstract says:

        ha, he is funny, he was making fun of her……ReTARDIS, maybe you are her…

        • Avis says:

          Do not anger ReTardis, her vengeance can be harsh.

          • Shadow says:

            [popcorn]
            *munchy munch munch*
            [/popcorn]

            :D

            • Dragonwriter says:

              You gonna share that? ;)

              • Kerfuffle Monger says:

                DRAGONWRITER!

                ::masturbates::

                • mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

                  sorry, I can’t – she is too boring.

                  • raelalt says:

                    Ok vienna (you don’t mind if I call you by your fist name do you?) I hope you’re going to replace the irony-o-meter you just broke. It cost me a bundle.

                    • Dragonwriter says:

                      *smooch*

                      *smooches Kerfluffle also, just ‘cuz*

                    • mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

                      my fist doesn’t have a name… should I give it one?

                      • raelalt says:

                        All this time we thought you called it “Wife”.

                        • mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

                          you’re soooooo predictable… no, I don’t call her names…
                          your mom takes all the names

                        • raelalt says:

                          “Your Mom” lines (can’t call them jokes) and I’m the one who is predictable? Ok mr vienna sausage, go back to pleasuring yourself, someone has to do it.

                        • mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e says:

                          ok, go back to your boring conversation with dragonsomething
                          in which nobody (or almost nobody) is interested…

                        • RogueThree says:

                          *loads RPG, passes napalm to Dragon*

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          That’s very sweet of you Rogue…but you don’t use napalm for minor irritants like ants and mosquitoes.

                          You feel free, though, if you feel like some target practice!

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          no need for that stuff, Rogue, realalt just killed vienna boy with royally entertaining pwnage

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          “go back to boring” indeed –
                          that really is funny

                        • So I had this terrible dream last night where I found myself in this damp and dark basement with blood on my hands and two dead hookers laying crumpled on the ground. I instantly panicked because I didn’t remember doing anything and knew that I was going to be implicated in their murder. I went to go wash my hands when I heard all kinds of noise coming from up above. It turns out that I had thrown a party and people were beginning to show up. I got even more terrified because now at any minute all the people I cared about were going to discover this grisly murder scene, and I didn’t know what to do. I became frantic and starting thrashing about, searching around in the dreamscape nightmare basement of hell, I found a huge container of kerosene, and figured the best way to take care of the situation was to burn the house down, so as to burn the bodies and make a convenient reason to cancel the party before my friends thought the worse of me. As with all anxiety dreams of this nature, the fire failed and burned really slowly. It was enough to drive my friends outside to drink on the front lawn, but not quick or powerful enough to destroy the house. Moments later, the fire department showed up. I had to convince them that I either had the fire under control to make them leave. Ludicrous of course, but one can’t have the fire department put an evidence-killing fire. And of course, since these dreams always persist with the fail, the fire department put out the fire with epic brevity and discovered the corpses in the basement. They forcefully dragged me downstairs and I suddenly had the sensation that they weren’t fire fighters, but some kind if demons. When we got back to the corpses, one of them spoke in this guttural growl about how I had achieved something good. I clearly remember him saying “nice work”. A hidden door opened up in the wall revealing a gaping secret passage. We walked through it single file. We came out to a huge chamber that was lined with all matter of cages, big and small, weirdly shaped. Each one containing a human being of some kind, if you could call them that. They didn’t seem to be in any pain, as painful and torturous as some of their postures were. Some had their eyes sewn open and grinned with eery expectancy, but no trace of discomfort. Others looked like they could mutate on command, shifty translucent skin and webbing. Lizard eyes. I was ushered to the middle of the room and ordered to close my eyes. I obliged only for a moment before I heard a cacophony of iron and chains being unfurled. A 30 foot tall fire breathing Anubis-like being stepped out of yet another hidden portal and bellowed. In the resounding echo more disturbances and other creatures screamed back from within the walls. The demon approached me very slowly, as if walking on wisps. His movements were other-worldly, slow and persistent, but given to a slight forward tilt, his gait scared the shit out of me. His smile revealed multiple racks of hideously tiny teeth and shadows of what looked like beetles scurried through his mouth. The last thing I remember was him holding a giant scimitar high over his head and screaming “WTFLOL” as the blade came down. I woke up covered in sweat and realised I pissed myself. I was initially really troubled by this but upon further inspection, I discovered I had a “wet” dream! That’s the fail of this fail. You can’t look at things too closely or else you discover darkness. A “wet” demon prostitute dream. Staring into a sprinkler and believing the world is snapping apart with rampant sabotage and poisoning. Actually it’s a just a rainbow. Sometimes a pipe is a pipe. And a cigar is a cigar. Sometimes it’s OK to cry during Hugh Grant films. It’s alright out there America. Everything is going to be just fine.

                          *The moar you know*

                        • dilettante says:

                          “cut and pasted from blog*

                        • dilettante says:

                          *I assume, I’ve never gotten past the first sentence*

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          Well, what do you know…? Boring came back to us.

                        • Avis says:

                          ‘Twas only a matter of time.

                        • The time is now. Now is happening. . .now. *facepalm*

                        • Also, Dragon something you should probably know about ants. downstairs, my house has a major ant problem. Luckily I reside upstairs. Nevertheless, once every 5 minutes or so an ant comes trotting along my desk. First I place a coin or another object in its path. This confuses the ant, causing it to run off in a different direction, but my finger is waiting. I block its path with my finger. It runs in the opposite direction, but I anticipate this. Soon the ant is encircled by pens and other barriers, and if it attempts to climb them, swift punishment is issued. The ant remains in my arena. Then I take my knife, and nimbly place the tip onto one of its legs, holding it in place, then I press down hard and chop the leg off. The ant does not run, it merely enters a craze moving all around wildly. I allow it to suffer like this for a minute or so, chopping off another leg if it appears not to be in pain. Then comes a decision. Sometimes I will wait for another ant, and place it in the arena to see what it does. Occasionally it will pick up its comrade, and run off, but this is an offense punishable by death. Other times, I will merely watch the ant until it gives up. It will stop moving all but one leg. At this point I give in and slice the ant in two, putting it out of its misery. I save the corpses in a small pile, and once I have a considerable stack, I scatter them in my arena. This is where the real fun begins.
                          I venture outside to my back yard and find a red ant. This is my gladiator. I return to my room and place him in among the corpses. He wanders, confused. I do not let him leave. I pound the desk near him with my fingers, scaring him. I toughen my gladiator up until another ant comes along. I place the intruder into the arena. The red ant will go after the black ant, and they engage in mortal combat. If the red ant wins, another corpse decorates my arena. If the black ant vanquishes his foe, he wins the prize of life. I carry him in my hands and bring him downstairs and place him among his comrades. If he put up a good fight, I give him a warriors welcome and feed his colony with bread. If he barely defeated the red ant, he receives no food, only the gift of life. This is how i spent my afternoons.

                          *The moar you know*

                        • dilettante says:

                          GTFO. I’m getting bored just scrolling.

                        • You should try reading instead.

                          *The moar you know*

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          Writing is like fish.
                          .
                          You have your extraordinary works; these are the prime salmon and sushi-grade tunas of the literary world.
                          .
                          Then you have good writing. Halibut, sole, trout. Wholesome, good, versatile.
                          .
                          Mindless entertainment is like canned tuna, or trash fish and bottomfeeders like catfish and tilapia. Harmless, but of an unsavory nature.
                          .
                          And then there is…chum. We do not read the chum.

                        • Avis says:

                          What if you don’t like fish?
                          Not to rain on your parade, I just really don’t like fish.
                          I can has reasonable substitute?

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          *sigh*

                          You rained on my metaphor.

                          :cry:

                        • Avis says:

                          I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to. If it helps, I REALLY don’t like chum.
                          Chum brings sharks. And Sharks are the things of nightmares.

                        • dilettante says:

                          No, Dragon, you cut him to the quick with your barbels.

                        • Malfeasant says:

                          I don’t generally like fish… but I like canned tuna, go figure…
                          has to be solid white, chunk light is crap

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          Heh…I’m actually allergic to fish.
                          .
                          I DO love metaphors, though.
                          .
                          *hugs Avis and dilettante*

                        • Oh crap, look! Sharks! You guys love that chum. Mmm tasty tasty. Nothing like a good chum shot from your pal Mr. Talonsofpeace guy!

                          :D

                        • Avis says:

                          *hugs dragon back*
                          Quick aside, things with the boy couldn’t be better!! I have been introduced to his friends, and have not been found wanting. I guess I can’t ask for better.

                        • how ’bout some batter? *splort!*

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          I’m sooooooo happy for you, Avis!! I wish you nothing but absurd and giddy happiness.

                        • Avis says:

                          *absurdly happy*
                          Awww, thanks!
                          Do you happen to have a harpoon gun? One that can be set for Talons?

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          Hmm?? Whyfor? He’s not even here.

                        • TMI Service says:

                          “In companionship and happiness
                          may you be like milk and honey”
                          ___
                          ~ Rumi

                        • Shhhh. . she’s learning!

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          “A pack of blessings lights up upon thy back;
                          Happiness courts thee in her best array”

                          _____
                          ~ Not Rumi

                        • TMI Service says:

                          Fuzz is considering employing a new tl;dr-type posting message (“tl;dr” = “too long, didn’t read”). He’s going to use “lits” — “life is too short” — as a non-reply to unaesthetic, unfunny, or unkind posts that just aren’t worth the bother.
                          _()_

                        • dilettante says:

                          *hug back, Dragon* Sorry I’m late.

                        • “Fuzz is considering employing a new tl;dr-type posting message (”tl;dr” = “too long, didn’t read”). He’s going to use “lits” — “life is too short” — as a non-reply to unaesthetic, unfunny, or unkind posts that just aren’t worth the bother.”

                          tl;dr

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          You’re not late, sweet dilettante. Not at all.
                          .
                          Drinkie?

                        • dilettante says:

                          Have I already had too much? I offended my beloved fuzzy.

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          Oh, you have not. He’s holding things (erm…I think mostly himself) against you in another conversation, so…I’m pretty sure he’s not offended.
                          .
                          And I DID offend fuzzy once, and he forgave me. So fear not.

                        • dilettante says:

                          That’s a relief. I want him to hold me against him (again). The coffee was a nice touch.

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          *holds once and future dragon with his timeless heart*

                        • dilettante says:

                          Yes, drinkies all around, Dragon. I feel better.

                        • Lolcattus says:

                          Oh, so now I bring in the crate of Vodka?

                        • dilettante says:

                          Crate? Have you been to Delaware or New Jersey??

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          Might be wise, my friend…

                        • dilettante says:

                          You can get one in Scotland too.

          • Kerfuffle Monger says:

            My new name is Kerfuffle Monger. Seems more apropos.

        • Kerfuffle Monger says:

          Yeah, I realize that now. My bad.

  15. dumb says:

    Go back inside lady. Take your meds. It is just a raibow.

  16. ally says:

    rainbows in our sprinklers. how dare the goverment. whats next? ice cubs that melt in the sunlight? our world is falling apart.

  17. WapDooWap says:

    I can read english but i can’t “ear” english! :’( I’m french and don’t understand this FAIL! Whatever I love your comments ^^’

  18. lufflaff says:

    WHAT IS OOZING OUT OF OUR OXYGEN SUPPLY?

    I didn’t realize we were given one. what a dumb-ass. someone needs to hand her a prism paperweight and put it up to the sun.

  19. mit sloan school of management says:

    i think she’s a disgruntled leprechaun.

  20. KLINK KLONK says:

    constitutional spelling FAIL

  21. GoolieGooGoo says:

    IS ANYBODY ELSE “THRISTY”??

  22. Ashley says:

    Intelligence fail! Shes giving rednecks a bad name!!

  23. ThinklePeep says:

    We as a nation have got to ask ourselves…what kind of school did this woman attend? We as a nation have got to ask ourselves…who is this woman and how did she earn enough money to get a video camera?

  24. wimple says:

    Nice fence.

  25. pinkdiamond says:

    Wait!!!….What?

  26. Sotarr the Wizard says:

    Lame, no matter HOW you slice it. . .

  27. Samuel says:

    I believe those sirens are coming for her

  28. Evil Bison says:

    She’s right. There is a conspiracy. 20 years ago, there were no rainbows in sprinklers… and dog crap would turn white. These days we got crazy evil water lights and eternally nutty looking dog crap. Maybe the two are related. The rainbow water is keeping dog crap from turning chalky white. Think about it!

  29. Ashley says:

    This fail needs a public saftey warning: Caution, watching this video will lower you IQ by half.

  30. Seth1066 says:

    Gosh, Lady, do you think sprinkler technology is making the water droplets now smaller than twenty years ago?

    “…what is oozing out of our ground?” Too funny. Those sirens in the background are the white coats to the rescue.

  31. noodles says:

    constitutional fail.

    anybody else notice the spelling???

    “constituional”

    lady needs to take her pills. soon.

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      space-time fail, too –
      “Now it’s happenin’ now”
      … as opposed to some other now.

    • bob dole says:

      Exactly what did we do before we had pills for crazies to take? We burned them, right? OMG! That is what caused global warming, witch burning. Since they are magical, that must mean that they continue to excrete carbon emissions, because witches are made from wood. Everyone knows that.

  32. Jenny says:

    “This didn’t happen 20 years ago” umm YES IT DID. Wow what a nutjob.

  33. Tim says:

    No, she’s right.

    Get the straight facts, people!

    http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

  34. jdotcole says:

    Simply more proof (beyond the use of the word “hella”) that NorCal sucks.

  35. mrsd says:

    Wait a minute…I’m in my late 20’s. I remember this “phenomenon” happening when I was a kid. Oh shit! I was in the first wave! My community was among the first to have stuff oozing out of our ground and in our air!!!

  36. mhat says:

    YouTube user dbootsthediva has a lot of different theories; none quite as entertaining as toxic rainbows. the one about her house being shaken by gravity waves from space based weapons platforms was a hoot though.

    I’m waiting for the expose on Unicorn Farts as a greenhouse gas.

  37. Deb says:

    FOUND HER!!! The poster child for Box of Rocks Charities(as in, dumb as).

  38. Stevo says:

    “What is oozing out of our ground”

    ‘WHATS THIS GREEN STUFF PPLE ARE CALLING GRASS”

    “this stuff definatly wasn’t here 20 years ago”

  39. f.mar says:

    Just think, people like this have the same amount of say as anyone else in the upcoming election…

  40. the pun-isher says:

    And people like that are about to vote in the next president of the largest military power on the planet?

  41. killskeptics says:

    And we let people like her vote and reproduce, the true fail is the society that allows that.

    • Killerwit says:

      Yeah, personal freedom should be limited by society…. No, wait, you’re an idiot just like her. My bad.

    • fluffy says:

      Oh yes! Let’s be like the Nazis! Let’s Not allow her to vote and reproduce! That will make our society so much better!

    • btdt says:

      Perhaps you’d be more fulfilled living in a society like communist China? You’re not letting people like her do anything. You don’t even have a say in the matter. In fact, I doubt you’ve ever done anything or taken any risks to earn the freedom and liberty you enjoy and suggest that should be denied to her. She has just as much of a right to be stupid and ignorant, even arrogant and condescending like yourself, as you do.

    • ella says:

      facism ftw…

  42. FipZ says:

    There’s more: search youtube for “dbootsthediva”
    You can fill a whole month of fail with that material

  43. mrdobalina says:

    endless thrist. ENDLESS THRIST!!

  44. Darb says:

    It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core Commie works.

  45. thisismyusername says:

    methinks alcohol was definitely involved in the creation of this little cinematic gem.

  46. netdigger says:

    You really need to watch out for the metallic oxide salt. and that women better hope what is oozing out of the ground is her brains

  47. Korgoth Of Barbarian says:

    She is wrong. Twenty years ago, I noticed the whole new spectrum of pains much more than I notice them now. Two years ago, someone approached me in a tavern and told me that I would be introduced to said new spectrum…well, two years have passed, and I am still waiting on that one. I was told their would be 13 chances for me to notice these spectrum, mostly occurring on Sundays after Dethklok:Metalocalypse. Guess what? NOTHING! NADA! ZIPPO!

    She is wrong.

  48. Lightbringer says:

    My brain hurts – can I go now?

  49. Blackshoe says:

    What’s WRONG with you people??? Can’t you see the danger? I was perfectly happy 20 years ago when rainbows were only around the moon where they should be. But having those toxic bastards coming out of a sprinkler?!? What if your kids were thristy and drank some of that water??? Think about that.

  50. Moska says:

    I don’t know what’s “oozing out of the ground”, but there sure as hell isn’t any brains oozing out of that skull of hers.

  51. phoenix says:

    im dumber for having listented…….

  52. Djoh says:

    Water wasting win. Moron.

  53. Art Vandalay says:

    Yeah, this lady is either nuts or hilarious. Her youtube channel (dbootsthediva) has lots more videos about naturally occurring phenomena she blames on this or that.

  54. 4ndyman says:

    Does this scare anyone else? I’ll bet you anything that this grown woman–who spells more words wrong than she spells right (uh, unlike ANY of the previous comments), who from her accent (or lack of) grew up in the United States, who has opinions strong enough that she feels the need to share them with the world — is an outspoken advocate of strong immigrant control.

    Of course, it would me more personal for her, since Mexicans who work for minimum wage or less are lowering her chances of finding a job. “I cain’t get no more work cuz them Mexicans is takin’ all the good jobs at Taco Bell. And they can’t even talk American!”

    This is truly scary.

  55. AustinSlacker says:

    I think this is what the Dead Milkmen feared, when Stewart was asked what the queers were doing to the soil.

  56. Big Ego says:

    O…M…G. I live in northern California. I’m ashamed to be living in the same vicinity as her. /me slits wrists

  57. Bo says:

    Come on you guys. Give the woman a break. In our free society everyone is allowed to be stupid.
    But of course, everyone else is allowed to make fun of it.
    So, please carry on, since I just contradicted myself. Social morality fail.

  58. quebmb says:

    …ow my head.

  59. Buttnuggets Galore says:

    Love the camera turn at the end. BAROOO?

  60. rbt says:

    :-| why so serious? :P

  61. Cat's Staff says:

    She appears to be serious (or else she’s doing a good job mocking the real nuts)…she also thinks that the Earth shine on the moon is some kind of conspiracy too, among other things… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaAX4adkMBk

    Fortunately, the Skeptics Guide to the Universe has addressed her claims on a few occasions….
    http://www.theskepticsguide.org/skepticsguide/podcastinfo.asp?pid=160
    and
    http://www.theskepticsguide.org/skepticsguide/podcastinfo.asp?pid=162

  62. rbt says:

    The poor thing has a real youtube channel too (just type dboots at channel search :P )

  63. MythReindeer says:

    just tell her about the pot of meth at the end of the rainbow

    i’m sure she’ll come round

  64. Dill says:

    Under the influence FAIL

  65. Northy says:

    now yall technically she’s PARTIALLY right… that isn’t natural… Natrually you should really only see a rainbow in the sky when there’s some sort of water vapor in the air. The sprinkler creates that vapor much closer to the ground resulting in the rainbow.

    She just failed to realise that because she seems to be convinced that the government is out for their own gains and doesn’t really give a damn about the rest of us, which to an extent that’s true, people like her just blow it all out of proportion. There’s actually a show on the discovery channel concerning government conspiricies. Pretty interesting if you’re bored.

    Ok ramble mode disengaged now! Haha

    Also ever since I stayed at the hyatt and used their internet connection I’ve been seeing advertisements for them everywhere from failblog to msn to neopets! It’s the Hyatt conspiricy yall! They’re taking over the internet!

    • Avis says:

      Naturally you should see a rainbow in vapor at any height. Provided of course that the sunlight was at the right angle.

      • Motas says:

        And moonlight. At Cumberland Falls in Kentucky there is a moonbow. My mother went there on her honeymoon 1940 and “dragged” my dad & I there in 19??. When the moon is full it reflects enough light to produce a haunting rainbow in the fall’s mist. Lovely…even if it is a conspiracy. I think there’s a moonbow at Angel Falls, too.

    • Killerwit says:

      I find it odd that people choose to label anything as “unnatural”. Everything is natural, including this effect. Just because something is caused by mankind doesn’t mean that it is “unnatural”. Is a beehive unnatural? I think not. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

  66. annony-mouse says:

    somebody failed science class… it’s scary to think that people at that intelligence level can vote.

  67. Obie says:

    Rainbows only around for 20 years? Has she been on another planet or smoking crack? Maybe she needs to learn some EARTH science. What a Nuckin-Fut case!!

  68. paulie3sticks says:

    DBOOTS is right! Do not mock her! The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) are real! If you only knew what I know.

  69. exigent says:

    Don’t worry scrote. There are plenty of ‘tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was ‘tarded. She’s a pilot now.

  70. Mateo says:

    Holy Crap !

    Turn off the watering dudes ! It’s freakin’ dangerous, don’t you understand ?

  71. Marnie says:

    Those damn rainbows.

  72. ubr says:

    so… we should definitely have a poll…

    is this chick on:
    1. meth
    2. acid
    3. peyote
    4. shrooms
    5. really f—ing good weed
    6. a combination of all of the above…

  73. tommy says:

    That video made me hurt inside. It reached into my soul and, did things… inappropriate things. That was without a doubt the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet.

  74. catmama says:

    OMG! She is right!

    Well… except what’s oozing out obviously affects intelligence, not rainbows.

  75. Gollum says:

    What concerns me the most is not that The Big Gay Conspiracy has introduced these rainbows to our fragile ecosystem. It’s obvious that the leprechauns have decided, in response to this “rainbow proliferation,” to go on strike. The economic consequences could be disasterous, but the value of gold will skyrocket!

  76. knob says:

    YEAH! We gotta stop them CONSTITIONAL RIGHTS robbing RAINBOWS!!!!

  77. stlnyc says:

    When you turn the camera sideways, the rainbow is still a rainbow, she on the other hand is just a retard.

  78. Sara J says:

    Sorry, lady. My unicorn seems to have farted in the water supply.
    *sheepish*

  79. Voice of Reason says:

    Please don’t take this craziness as proof that global warming doesn’t exist or that there aren’t places that have been grossly polluted by government and large corporations. Some people take it to far but that doesn’t mean our world is perfect.

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      Oh right, and I suppose you believe hurricanes are real, too.
      There’s some land I’d like to sell you in Florida … oh wait, it’s gone.

  80. YumYum says:

    She’s obviously a Kucinich voter.

  81. kugelblitz says:

    Di-hydrogen oxide is LETHAL. This poor suburbanite is ALREADY suffering from being in the proximity of it.

  82. kugelblitz says:

    Lethal stuff that di-hydrogen oxide. Sad, really.

  83. Killerwit says:

    Ground mini-rainbows are a new promise from God that he WILL flood us…. with ignorance about naturally occurring phenomena.

  84. Rich says:

    When being stupid should be illegal…!

  85. durr says:

    THIS IS NOT A RAINBOW
    IT IS A LEPRECHAUN PORTAL
    TO BRING IN THE TROLL OVERLORDS
    GOOGLE TROLL OVERLOADS AND CHIPMUNK OPPRESSORS TO FIND OUT MORE!!

  86. Fate says:

    I never saw a rainbow around the moon.

  87. LJD says:

    I can hear the Oxycontin and malt liquor in her voice

  88. laiqalasse says:

    i, as a person, have to ask what the hell is she on?!

  89. Mich says:

    She should really get into a career in politics.

  90. waffles says:

    xD
    “That’s not natural.”
    ORLY.

  91. bengalcolt says:

    Dumb people scare me.

  92. zch says:

    wow…i facepalmed five times and…wow…just wow

  93. ReTARDIS says:

    Oh my GAWD! That must mean that the little rainbows I see right before a migraine are caused by pollutants in my head! Well, okay, I do have pollutants in my head, but that’s a whole ‘nother story.

  94. alicia says:

    Wow – she can work a camcorder, wax poetic about government conspiracies, and provide evidence of the failure of the US public school system all at the same time! Betcha she’s even balancing a Camel and a Milwaukee’s Best, too.

  95. sbd says:

    I hope she gets e-coli from her television.

  96. Kerfuffle Monger says:

    It never rains in California, but girl, don’t they warn ya, it pours dipshits, man, it pours dipshits.

  97. madgamerpl says:

    Big words, small brain.

  98. esergone says:

    And now for my last contribution to the world.

    *dies of brain aneurysm from stupid people who are terrified of the prism created by light passing through water droplets*

    (yes it’s very involved.)

  99. Dr. McNinja says:

    CRAP! they’re putting rainbows in our water supply.

  100. noyb says:

    DUPLICATE FAIL

  101. SomeDude says:

    OMG … I thought this country has free public school … She needs to attend one … for the sake of the rest of us …

  102. Perceptive in Parry Sound says:

    Aaaaugh! she’s spraying rainbow juice all over her lawn!

  103. rachel says:

    DBOOT’S REPORT CARD

    English… Fail
    Logic… Fail
    Elementary Science… Fail
    Basic Observation Skills… Fail

  104. Annerz says:

    *facepalm*

  105. suprfinesunshine says:

    ‘…….now its happening now’. does anyone know this lady? make sure she’s registered to vote!

  106. BAReFOOt says:

    Basic Physics… FAIL

  107. Gollum says:

    Quick, we need to search San Francisco for the WMDs (Weapons of Mass Diffraction).

  108. Pumpkiny says:

    Epic fail.
    I love conspiracy fails. I feed off them.
    This one is such a fail it’s almost a win.
    Almost…

  109. kyle says:

    It said this was filmed in northern cali. Even the sprinklers are gay in california!

  110. Ack! says:

    People like this undermine the principals of universal suffrage … Perhaps we need an IQ test to determine who is qualified to vote.

  111. jimthebrit says:

    Check out her profile on YouTube… dbootsthediva

    this is what she has to say about the books she likes to read…

    Books: I used to love to read, now I don’t understand why I don’t read like I use to anymore. It sucks to have the person that you were taken from you. That is one of the things those EVIL COWARDS have taken from me in their quest to rule us.

    Nut WIN!

  112. Jen says:

    I do love the stupidity of people, I bet she votes for Obama Bin Laden.

  113. RogueThree says:

    At the end, the thing about “to not be guinea pigs for our governments in their never ending(sic) thirst for energy sources” floored me. What do sprinkler rainbows have to do with the oil companies? Unless…
    Oil slicks make rainbows too. Maybe the government is putting crude oil in our sprinklers! It’s a conspiracy!

  114. Mike says:

    It was once said that “We shouldn’t have a law against stupidity, we could just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself”.

    We’re gonna need a law for this lady. I mean, shit.

  115. Nikki Lamb says:

    She was dbootsthediva originally on YouTube, she took down the rainbow video and someone reuploaded it under the name dboots.

    She’s on Flickr too:
    http://flickr.com/photos/rbootdboot/

    Apparently she sees energy patterns in soy “sause” stains, and energy waves on KMarts … otherwise known as Moire Arrays, but I’m too scared to tell *her* that.

  116. Cherub says:

    Yes the rainbows did happen 20 years ago and longer i’m 41 and i remember getting them from a sprinkler when i was a kid.

    That vid is just bullshit.

  117. thatotherguy says:

    oh… oh no… please no… not my “constituional rights”! nooooo!!!!

  118. shinobi says:

    Kyle: Hey Stan. Did you see that rainbow this morning?
    Stan: Yeah. It was huge.
    Cartman: Eh. I hate those things.
    Kyle: Nobody hates rainbows.
    Stan: Yeah. What’s there to hate about rainbows?
    Cartman: Well, you know. You’ll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they’ll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you’ll be all like, “Hey. Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows.”
    Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
    Cartman: I’m talking about rainbows. I hate those friggin’ things.
    Kyle: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up after a rainstorm.
    Cartman: Oh. RainBOWS. Yeah, I like those. Those are cool.
    Stan: What were you talking about?
    Cartman: Huh? Oh nothing. Forget it.
    Kyle: No. What marches in, crawls up your leg-…
    Cartman: Nothing.
    Kyle: …and starts biting the inside of your ass?
    Cartman: Nothing.

  119. vonniebe says:

    Wow. That woman is an IDIOT.

  120. bobby hill says:

    I didnt think there was any way anyone could be this dumb… till I noticed that the person was from California

  121. A no nimous says:

    Damn! I’m sure this is related to Aliens… Damn aliens!!!
    They even stopped the XFiles series to stay undercover!!!

    At last she discovered water… ^_^”

  122. thanatos says:

    SEE!!!
    IF THE SUPREME COURT DIDN’T CHOOSE BUSH TO BE PRESIDENT, AL GORE COULD’VE PREVENTED THIS!!!

  123. beef says:

    Speed kills

  124. kace says:

    Well, at least you don’t have to travel far to find the pot of gold…was there anything on the other side of the Rainbow? A leprechan…a quarter…anything…

    science sucks.

  125. kuei says:

    Are those bullet holes in that fence?

  126. Chronos says:

    MR SAUSAGE IS A DOUCHE!

  127. H4t3.d3pt says:

    And i’m sure she has offspring to pass that profound intelligence onto.

  128. Haldane says:

    Do you think maybe she’s like this because she’s been drinking the water?

  129. Dana says:

    I wonder what she thinks of the Rainbow Coalition and the homosexuals who put rainbow stickers on their cars.

    • A no nimous says:

      Well, they’re the starting point of this, definitely (ironic).
      At least, being on drugs may prevent her from counting how many colors a real rainbow has.
      This is an Alien-Homo-Care-Bear coalition. They want to drive us nut to feed on our brains!!!

  130. Ha says:

    That video is gone now.

    I’m sure she had a couple hundred thousand people tell her “it’s refracted light from water vapor.”

  131. berg says:

    Awesome

    I mean, isn’t it just?

    except maybe { }

  132. EngKiat says:

    Education System Fail

  133. Kathleen says:

    Paranoid Schizophrenic… Win?

    (I guess you cant exactly ‘win’ with schizophrenia…)

  134. Overslept says:

    Pa! Come quick! Ah think ah figgered out whats been turnin’ all the neighbors queer! Its this here water supply see!? Praise be that ah ain’t drank nuthin’ but beer since I was but a youngin’

  135. who cares says:

    hahaha wicked! more US educational system fail

  136. seisa says:

    How about public school fail?!!

  137. Emma says:

    I’m a science communicator. In this instance, I fail!

  138. Theresa says:

    …I don’t get it

  139. Rhawk187 says:

    effing liberals

  140. Horison says:

    I really hope these people don’t vote.

    • shinobi says:

      they do and guess for which party

      • Feit C Taj says:

        Have to say, this woman is very probably neither an Obama-Biden voter, nor a McCain-Palin voter. Neither of them will git down to the bottom of these here conspiracies.

        There’s much wing-nuttier people out there to worry about who run for public office (and I don’t mean Ralph Nader, either).

        Hint: he’s not from a major, or even a major-minor party.

        Nother hint: LL

  141. Budchey says:

    shes retarded. and she has way too much time on her hands. when i was in school, i had a teacher who thought the women in the elizabethan times were aliens because of the layers of clothes and poofy dresses they wore were to cover up extra limbs and heads and shit. that was her only explination for their wardrobe.. maybe this video was made by ms finch….

  142. angrycat says:

    at the end of the video you see “Northern California.” there is your problem.

  143. Starscream77 says:

    with the rash of rainbow toxin put in the water supply by Alcaida the US military will dwindle due to the dont ask policy in a matter of months

  144. Cookies28 says:

    It scares me there are people THAT stupid roaming the earth.

  145. Keith says:

    It’s “the gays” and you all know it.