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And without knocking it over or breaking it too! Maybe this is a Semi-trucker joke. Get a fork lift, lift someone’s payload and put it in an odd place?
Or, , get a FAKE FIRE HYDRANT! You guys aren’t too bright, are you. oldest joke in the book. The thing is crooked FFS.
The only fail is by those that fell for it. LOSERS!
A fake fire hydrant is the oldest joke in the book?
Have you read the Bible? Moses tried to put out the burning bush with a fake fire hydrant.
So? Not every person is religious
And not every religious is a person.
In Soviet Russia religion worships YOU!
orthodox soviet win
A Russian goes to the dentist and…
Oh sorry, thats ‘orthodontics’.
What do you call a Russian with a cold?
Ivanoffil Chestikoff.
Its going to take a lot of I can’t believe its not better to squeeze that one out
ffs they are ATHEIST.
The official party line of the Soviet Socialists was of course atheistic, but there was, and very much still is, a continuing Russian Orthodox church, along with other religious groups, including many U.S.S.R. Muslim communities.
Ugh… talk of religion makes me Sikh.
Say wat? You make me wanna throw a Tantram, left-handed.
Hang in there Sara J, don’t lose it.
Left handed? Why, that’s a crappy way to look at things.
*fans her holy book piously after tucking it into bed*
It ain’t sinister when it’s right.
*consults his many-handed consort piously outstanding in her bed*
I’ll bar your sinister actions, and your father’s too. If you will kindly point me in his direction, I’ll be on my way…
Oh wait…
you don’t know either.
*giggle giggle*
that must be the book of very old jokes that no-one else bought except ghouck.
win
Yes, a win for stfu’s ignorance. It definitely got the best of him/her/it.
I am ignorant to your purchasing history, forgive me. Perhaps i’ll come with you to the really rare bookshop where they sell individual books on subjects no-one else would read. Is that what the shop is called? ‘Except ghouck’?
♬ “Be cool, smell a flower
Make love, not war, and shower
Kiss the world and be groovy
Go ahead and make a ghouckie!” ♬
Is that a euphemism for making a dookie?
He needs to stop spending his allowance in the joke catalogue.
Shure, who never did that with a fake fire hydrant?
Yes, , , my grandfather talked about pulling that joke and he retired 40 years ago. Yes, , it’s a old joke, sorry you all live such sheltered lives you’ve never heard of it. Some day you’ll all move out of your parent’s basement.
Your comma key is a little sticky…I don’t want to know why.
ok wait… the only comeback you had for “some day you’ll all move out of your parent’s basement(s)” was “your comma key is a little sticky” ? FAIL
You’ve never been rendered speechless by utter retardation?
dilettante is full of dilecttable win, both with what she uttered here and with her uncommaly astute observation regarding ghouck’s little sticky
wordplay will get you everywhere.
And YOUR only comeback was “FAIL”?
Yes, I am sorry aswell… sorry that my grandfather is not a Red-Neck truck driver with no friends because he plays shitty jokes on them. Indeed, I am sorry.
The more I look at this comment, the weirder it gets.
That’s because you’ve lived such a sheltered life. I mean, really! How can you call yourself a well-educated woman of the world when you haven’t heard of fire hydrant/semi truck pranks?
What’s not to understand? –
Hydrant by truck tire.
Grandpa by retire.
Fedor by retard.
Oh! They used an armbar to get the fake fire hydrant wedged in there.
I’m also sorry that none of us here are old enough to have retired 40 years ago too when this, now legendary, really old joke book was still funny.
Actually, I did have a dog that had a rubber fire hydrant, and he retired 40 years ago in dog years.
Maybe it was your dog who created this fail?!? Is that your dog’s fire hydrant?
:O
No, but it is his truck.
Correction, it’s his series of tubes.
You mean fuzz’s dog is actually ghouck’s grandfather???
Ohmigosh, isn’t this a small world!!
Why do you bother making false assumptions just to try to “prove” that you are right?
It’s just a joke.
Hmmm, my family had a pretty wide range of humor sense over the years - from plastic puke to whoopie cushions. Fake fire hydrants? Not so much.
How is it in your reality? Does Elvis still live there? Or is that you are so enraptured by the attempt to be condescending that you’re out of touch with the rest of the world?
Could be a fake, but the two uprights are common on the yard hydrants.. and just because the things is crooked doesn’t mean it’s a fake.
I see no sign of it being fake.
Anyone who lives in the city has surely seen crooked fire hydrants.
Not to mention the weathered paint on the hydrant matches the weathered paint on the bollards (”two uprights”) very well.
I’m going with the forklift theory.
As for “fake firehydrant”? WTF. Fake bollards too?
crooked, because it was bumped by the tires perhaps?
Bendover and I’ll show you a fake fire hydrant.
That looks like grass…. most hydrants are placed on paved areas. I don’t think it’s against code to put a fire hydrant in a grassy area, but it sure isn’t standard practice.
I see them on grass all the time
i see them there all the time
LOL! You must live in an urban area.
Ever seen a flatbed train car with two truck trailers on it? Some places they drive a semi up to each trailer, and tow it off. This requires ramps and drivers and takes a while. Other places, they use a crane or a forklift.
My guess is that the truck trailer was taken off of a flatbed railcar, and placed in the wrong spot.
or maybe he was going so fast that when braked and tried to turn to avoid hitting what was in front of him it skidded sideways and the wheels slipt past the fire hydrant
Simple, he just drifted the trailer into position.
Somebody’s been taking parking lessons from Angelina Jolie.
(WANTed!)
Angelina Jolie’s been taking parking lessons from the Blues Brothers.
*masturbates*
Angelina Jolie, parking lessons and the Blues Brothers? That’s the strangest fethish I’ve ever heard!
*fetish
Hetfish is my favorite type of seafood.