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    • fuzz on the concept says:

      g-g-g-good for you … not

      • Loz says:

        gigitty gigitty gigitty.

        • Kris says:

          What isn’t noted in this picture is that the cop was doing his duty by parking in a handicap spot. This act required a woman to park further back in the parking lot and to get to her destination she used her mobility scooter. On her way in the scooter she drove into a ditch. After a while, and many people looking and snapping photos, she was helped out. She had to drive her scooter up a ramp, that wasn’t even complete, and crawl into the scooter store which, ironically enough, had a sign hanging that said “Walk-ins welcome.”

          • brewski says:

            Complicated explanation FTW

          • ThyGoblinking says:

            You are comprised of pure win

          • Webby says:

            This picture is ironic enough.

          • matt franklin says:

            to kris: boo hoo. every time some whiner like you runs your mouth, i decide to respond to your emergency a little slower. so keep yakking it up!

          • duni says:

            My husband is a booter for our city, and he has often had to boot cop cars, because – DUH! – being a cop does not make you above the law. Cops have to follow the same rules of parking as anyone else. The lot where he boots the cop cars is right outside the courthouse, and they seem to think if they’re on duty or there on official business, they can park wherever they want, but they have their own underground parking garage that is actually closer. Cops with this god-complex make me nervous for society.

          • rwill says:

            Only problem with that is the picture is on a street in New York city, not a parking lot. And I didn’t know they had ditches along the streets in NYC.

          • MrTT says:

            and if she parked 10 feet closer to the store, she would NOT have driven her scooter into a ditch? not had to crawl? not had to deal with a bad access ramp? and not had to deal with onlookers? and not had to deal with the irony?
            hint: the answer is that she would have had to deal with all of that anyways.

            that all being said, the cop should not have parked at a handicap spot.

        • RogueThree says:

          Aw-wight!

    • BondFan4518 says:

      Right! You are being tazed!

    • ENG says:

      Do us all a favor and say “FIRST” in a FOREIGN (PL)UCKING LANGUAGE from now on. ALRIGHT?! We’ll be more amused if you do. Seriously.

      • South of the Border says:

        Primero!

        • BondFan4518 says:

          一番!

          • Loz says:

            (Apologies if that is incorrect… online translators are the bane of my life.)

            • BondFan4518 says:

              ろずさん、 よくできました。

              • Loz says:

                *blank look*

                • BondFan4518 says:

                  That was ‘Very good, miss Loz’ in Japanese.

                  • Loz says:

                    Oh :D I pwned that online translator!

                    • *Jumps out of rubbish bin and hurls “Winnie the Pooh” dolls, anime swag, and flaming dead babies at Bondfan, who dies instantly from the assault of poor taste, infantile culture and dead baby fire*

                      • Ancurio says:

                        「最初に」 fails cuz it’s “in the beginning”. Don’t trust google guys

                      • BondFan4518 says:

                        Look, this ‘dead baby’ on-running gag really isn’t funny any more, so could you please shut up and let the rest of the world get on with their lives?

                        • Bane of babies says:

                          Thou faileth.

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          I was actually going to agree. Perhaps it might not be a bad idea to remind certain Failblog denizens that the mention of dead babies might cause a great deal of real pain to some folks in these here parts.

                        • Whom says:

                          Do these dead babies know how to say “first” in a foreign language other than Japanese or are they as dull-witted and asinine as the rest of you dead baby haters?

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          “Whom” — have you any idea what you just did? Or are you utterly unconscious in your obscenity?

                        • evilpoo says:

                          jeezus somone gotta understand the pain words cause

                        • *Proudly presents living babies that are in good health for the crying fail community that winces over mere words*

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          Mere words? Mere words? Do you have any idea the power that words carry?
                          .
                          Words are the currency of our lives, coins falling from our lips and fingers. And far too many of us spend them without thinking, on things that are meaningless or harmful to ourselves and others. Such language becomes bankrupt, until all the spendthrift can do is mouth empty, worthless noise.
                          .
                          Those who spend the currency of their lives wisely can accomplish amazing things. Just with words.

                        • Words! Yes, I enjoy them too. I find them helpful in negotiating day to day tasks, as well as helping to inform and educate my brethren. I am a friend of words, you see. But I would point out that in this blog of fail, so replete with the fail that it is, one must expect a certain amount of off-coloured humour.

                          To the pain!

                        • dilettante says:

                          +1. I’m new but even I didn’t like “crying fail community.” I like these people. they can spell. Do you know how rare that is online? Do not anger the spelling winners. (dk)

                        • dilettante says:

                          (the plus one was for Dragon)

                        • Loz says:

                          *welcomes dilettante with open arms*

                        • dolt says:

                          by “in this parts” you mean this little plannet

                        • talonsofpeace says:

                          This tiny, little planet.

                        • Ahem. I’d like to point out that while grammar/spelling nazis are a fun and enjoyable reality in fail-land, content nazis are a drag. You mean to tell me that in fail-land, certain subjects are taboo?

                          Having said that with the power of mere words: Dead babies. On fire. Lots of them.

                        • Malfeasant says:

                          shockingly, i agree with talons on this subject. i think it silly that people will pick and choose what they find “too far” in the realm of humor. my grandma died of a rare form of lung cancer, my dad has survived prostate cancer, my mom has survived colon cancer, given these circumstances, it is statistically very likely that i will someday have cancer of some sort. the fact that i smoke doesn’t help the odds much. nevertheless, i can appreciate a good cancer joke as much as the next guy.

                          don’t take life too seriously, you never get out alive

                          or… it is better to laugh when nothing is funny than to cry when nothing is sad

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          I agree as well. I’d like to point out that I never once asked anyone to stop talking about anything.

                          I merely agreed with Bondfan that a certain subject was unfunny, and pointed out that for some, including myself, it is actually painful.
                          .
                          I can laugh at myself with the best of them and I can’t imagine many would think I take life too seriously…I hope I’ve proven that here more than once. And you can go ahead and call me thin-skinned if you like, but I’m not quite at
                          that place in life where constant reminders of my loss make me laugh rather than cry. I just wanted talons to keep in mind that his words may have unseen and unforeseen (to him) consequences.
                          .
                          If he chooses to continue, that is his decision and I won’t say a word. I just thought it was important for him to know that for some of us, this is more than an abstract idea.

                        • McFail says:

                          This is the most spectacularly serious thread I have ever read on Failblog.

                        • Needs some marshmallow topping, or a fudgey bottom. Either way it’s sweeter now.

                        • USArules! says:

                          um… i like words too. my favorite is “gurgle”. i say it alot sometimes.

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          Hee…!

                          My two favorite words are PICKLE! and SPORK!

                        • dilettante says:

                          Is “spork” considered a portmanteau, Dragon? I can’t recall.
                          The only word that disturbs me is “moist.”

                        • USArules! says:

                          but seriously tho? dragon? must you try to hard
                          to be mature amongst people in a failblog thread?
                          must you squeeze cheap respect out those who also
                          think they are above dead baby jokes? neigh brother..
                          it is our duty to NEVER let the world forget these obsessions
                          that the pioneers of internet humor have handed down
                          to us. III like to believe there is a time and a place for
                          everything.. and the internet provides us with both of those.
                          God bless Al Gore for giving us such s precious gift.

                        • No.Youfool. says:

                          oh god spork is a good one. dude. USA is a douche.

                        • Dragonwriter says:

                          *sigh*

                          Okay, okay. I get it. I fail. Dead baby jokes for everyone, and I’ll try to extort respect at a higher price from now on.

                          *gathers favorite words to her heart and departs*

                        • USArules! says:

                          oh dear.. i do believe ive gone and made an ass of myself
                          haven’t i. – 100 points for usa.

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          Um, USArules, I’m afraid your reading comprehension isn’t any better than your spelling and composition. It’s hard to tell what you mean by “squeeze cheap respect.” And it’s hard to tell why you referred to Dragon as “neigh brother” (?!).
                          .
                          But to make it simple —
                          .
                          Dragon just told us that she lost a baby. She told us that without being shrill, without calling for “cheap” sympathy, and without even asking anyone to censor their failblog content.
                          .
                          She did that as a FAVOR to those who post here who would actually want to be aware of the fact that sometimes ill-considered words can bring unintended hurt.

                        • USArules! says:

                          ahoy. first off I’m drunk.. so maybe the neigh brother
                          could have just sounded cool to me at the time. BUT.
                          I do reread what ive said. it it still makes sense to me.
                          and i did understand what dragon said.

                          to put what i said simple-
                          dont ask so much from internet bloggers.
                          is asking him not people not to tell dead baby jokes going to
                          make an impact on his life and realize all the hurt he has
                          caused?
                          =o NEIGH BROTHER.
                          why bother getting on peoples asses for a crude sense of
                          humor over the internet where it will NEVER do an
                          ounce of good to BE mature to an immature person.
                          i stand behind what i said.
                          and dragon. im sorry for your loss. i have lost a little brother
                          in child birth.. and while it most likely wasnt the same
                          i have seen the devistation is caused to my mother.

                          (how do you spell devistation?)

                        • USArules! says:

                          drunken failblogging ftw

                          getting pwnd by sober points of view ftL

                        • Loz says:

                          devastation :)

                        • fuzz on the concept says:

                          devastation :cry:

                      • Jamieteevee says:

                        Babyboomorangatang goes FTW (which no longer means F#*%ing Third Worlder) WIN!!!

              • Jesus says:

                Translate server Error

        • Guy Over Yonder says:

          Dang it! I was going to use Spanish! :(

      • Assgrab says:

        _
        Forst

      • munch says:

        .i li pa

      • phider says:

        tie-hh’ellaer

        Apparently this is Romulan. I would have used Klingon but I was too lazy to find a working translator (the first one in google had an SQL error, and I stumbled on this one along the way).

    • nurploid says:

      Another explanation: someone got a ticket, was pissed about it, and stuck the ticket on the next available cop car they sw…

    • Bob says:

      For every new ticket…..some poor ticket writer looses their jobs. Tax money at work…

  1. Dan2025 says:

    That cop failed pretty dang hard there.

  2. Venomrocks says:

    tottaly unrelated but im an aspireing folksinger

    and thirdish

  3. Dan2025 says:

    Did the cop just go ahead and give himself a ticket? I mean, wouldn’t another policeman inform him of his violation before giving him a ticket?

  4. Zerkos says:

    Paradoxal Fail?

  5. n says:

    Justice: served.

  6. Kroenen says:

    lol, that cop probably got demoted
    for getting a ticket. they’re supposed to give tickets, not get them

  7. Suellen says:

    Probably just another officer messing with ‘em.

  8. dilettante says:

    *yawn* Cops get tickets all the time where I live. I think they all hate each other.

  9. teh penguin of doom says:

    That doesn’t look like a ticket to me. BUT I HOPE IT IS!

  10. fluffy says:

    Naw.. it’s not a ticket. It’s a flier from the doughnut shop.

  11. annabellie79 says:

    My husband once got a ticket from a bicycle officer for riding his bike on the sidewalk, whilst the officer was riding his bike ON THE SIDEWALK! My husband argued that because the officer had had to ride HIS bike onto the sidewalk to issue the ticket, it should be null and void. He lost.

  12. lixxy says:

    im kinda picturing a disgruntled ticketee (that is now a word because i will it to be so) taking the ticket off his (or her) own car and placing on the cops vehicle as a means of protest. leastway id totally do that. yeah yeah i know id still be responsible for it, but i think it would be worth it for the reactions.

    • RogueThree says:

      You said “id” twice. Are you a psychoanalyst?

    • Malfeasant says:

      i’m willing to bet there’d be no reaction, i’m sure you’re not the first to think of it. Something like working a callcenter job where you’re required to ask at the end of the call, “is there anything else i can do for you?” and the caller says, “yeah, have you got the winning lottery numbers?” or “a million dollars?” or “fix the damn problem!” when it has already been established that their problem is with something else other than what you have control over… –deep breath, begins meditating–

  13. Whut? says:

    MY ROFLCOPTER STILL GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI

  14. Jpoel says:

    Why is this a fail?
    The police can break the law just as much as we can.
    Infact, they are, obviously, expected to be MORE law-abiding than everyone else.
    He probably parked his vehicle where he wasn’t supposed to.

  15. clevo says:

    Mc Hammer rules. Tunafish sandwich.

  16. jess says:

    lolz
    this pic was taken 2 blocks from my place. i go to the pharmacy in the background all the time.

  17. greybob says:

    Photo-copped?

    • fuzz on the concept says:

      cool, greyroberto … now check out what you just inspired on Banana Fail from yours truly (should be at the bottom, in flattering imitation of this ‘un)

  18. has never seen an NYC parking ticket says:

    Is that seriously what a parking ticket looks like in NY? That’s huge! It looks like a freakin netflix envelope!

  19. Alex-X-x says:

    omg some idiot just put ticket from own car, in to police 1, yes maybe it’s a FAIL, but an epic WIN for dude, who put this ticket there… doh

  20. Juicius says:

    Happens more often than you’d think, especially if the cop has to drive out of his jurisdiction to testify in court or some hearings. In my fair city of Atlanta, for example, the mayor decreed that the previously acknowledged “professional courtesy” of allowing other jurisdictions’ police vehicles to park without paying the meter to be abolished, and they started to ticket cop cars parked around the county courthouse that did not feed the meter.

  21. Freeman Z says:

    Why should it be noteworthy that a cop car gets a ticket? Is it assumed that cops have immunity to commit offenses?

    • Biff says:

      Cops do have immunity. In my home town a cop was speeding in his patrol car at dusk, without lights or siren and while not on a call, and ran a stop sign and hit a kid on a bike. Killed the sixteen year old and all that his department did was make him retire, with full benefits! After three years of the parents raise hell they finally went to court, and the judge took away the cops pension. That’s it! He then went and got hired by the county, as a cop! He now patrols the the same town as part of his area, just in a county car instead of a town one.

      • Malfeasant says:

        and justice for some

      • effingwthu says:

        I am from the same town and remeber reading about it, and I’m pretty sure the kid had it coming, so you can’t really blame the cop

        • Malfeasant says:

          you’ll have to elaborate on why you think the kid had it coming…

          • monkey poo says:

            Actually cops just think they have immunity. If you approach the situation the right way you can really make their life hell. Just wait until you see one doing something really stupid, call dispatch, ask for the traffic supervisor, give car number, location, and complaint. They should live up to their motto of “protect and serve.”

  22. AL says:

    lolz. a ticket, for a person who normally writes the ticket! how silly.

  23. Biff says:

    229th! YES!!! Damn those “first” dorks suck.

  24. cymraig says:

    Why has no-one said ‘masturbates’ yet for this stream?
    *masturbates*

  25. Fail Funnies says:

    I totally LOLd on this one.

  26. jinx says:

    This is so a win in my book.

  27. shelli says:

    YEA! It’s SO nice to see that cop cars can’t ALWAYS get away with shit!

  28. airigh says:

    How the hell did that happen?

  29. wow, so much for enforcing the law…

  30. Duhmee says:

    ahahahhaah his penis is stuck in the copier!

  31. Photog says:

    This is a WIN

  32. Andrew Smith says:

    JUSTICE!!!

  33. rickCa says:

    HA HA HA!!!!! FINALLY ;-)

  34. Nick-I-Think says:

    When they said they were going to ticket everyone… they weren’t kidding.


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