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g-g-g-good for you … not
gigitty gigitty gigitty.
Right! You are being tazed!
Don´t taze me, bro!
Do us all a favor and say “FIRST” in a FOREIGN (PL)UCKING LANGUAGE from now on. ALRIGHT?! We’ll be more amused if you do. Seriously.
Primero!
一番！
itchy bond!
最初に!
(Apologies if that is incorrect… online translators are the bane of my life.)
ろずさん、 よくできました。
*blank look*
That was ‘Very good, miss Loz’ in Japanese.
Oh
I pwned that online translator!
*Jumps out of rubbish bin and hurls “Winnie the Pooh” dolls, anime swag, and flaming dead babies at Bondfan, who dies instantly from the assault of poor taste, infantile culture and dead baby fire*
That cop failed pretty dang hard there.
tottaly unrelated but im an aspireing folksinger
and thirdish
Thank God you’re not an aspiring writer.
tottaly.
(songs for littlun’s maybe?)
I can picture the album cover already. “Songs for Littlun’s”.
yea
With a unicorn and a school bus on it.
How wonderful.
*WARNING! TOXIC AMOUNTS OF SARCASM*
Your sarcasm, it burns us!
I warned you…
Did the cop just go ahead and give himself a ticket? I mean, wouldn’t another policeman inform him of his violation before giving him a ticket?
Yes, he was schizophrenic and wrote himself a ticket. Happens all the time.
Fedor by armbar. .
What is fedor by armbar?
seriously, what is that? I’ve been staring at this and I have no idea.
Sheds light on the “Fedor by armbar” phenom. I believe this to be a Soviet Russia reference in which a video was made by Fedor showing how to engage in a proper armbar. That is my guess.
Saying it on every other post means he has Tourette’s.
Uh, , no. . .
Crocop by LHK. .
There, is that better?
…not really.
And don’t you mean he had disassociative identity disorder? Schizophrenia just means you see or hear things that aren’t there.
Dissociative*
And yes, you’re so cute when you’re right
I thought that was spelled wrong. . grr
Now see, I’ve only been in my psychology class two weeks. I don’t exactly know how to spell it right yet…
Yes, but if I posted THAT, most would not get it because most people don’t know what disassociative identity disorder IS, and when you EXPLAIN it, they just say “Oh, you mean schizophrenia”.
Yeah, “schizophrenic” is often used in popular speech to me “split personality,” but you’re right, it’s more about psychosis. Schizophrenia can include hallucinations, like Rogue said, but it can also just include false or bizarre paranoid convictions — like believing others can read all your thoughts — without any visual or auditory hallucinations. (And there’s also catatonic schizophrenia which is just, well, being catatonic.)
you’re worried about people not getting what you mean, Mr. fedor by armbar?
*kisses dilettante all over the place*
… I’m just happy to LOL … and, yes, those are asterisks in my pocket
Paradoxal Fail?
Justice: served.
lol, that cop probably got demoted
for getting a ticket. they’re supposed to give tickets, not get them
Yes, , I’m sure he got demoted. Best story I’ve heard all week.
maybe he didn’t pay the parking meter
even if he didn’t get demoted, he probably got chewed out by the captain
Or eaten out.
gay innuendo win?
Who says the captain is male? Sexism!
Sorry, Emmeline Pankhurst.
i thought it was traffic wardens who gave parking tikets not proper police officers, so maybe oneday a traffic warden so fed up with not having been made a cop decided he’d get back at the system, he who lives by the rules and all that
Metermaids are dicks. Haven’t met one yet that was was worth the salt in my pee.
Probably just another officer messing with ‘em.
if so, that’s a pretty awful practical joke. though i bet if you put an old parking ticket on your car and don’t pay the parking meter, then if a cop comes along and sees you already have a ticket, you wouldn’t get a real one from said cop
actually that works, I used to do that at work. I used an old ticket for two weeks until it was due and then just got another one. They never look.
I keep an old ticket in my car at all times for just this purpose. Saves me $ .35 a day for weeks…that really adds up over time…to just about the cost of the original ticket.
Or you can do like my ex - take the ticket off a nearby car and put it on yours. They get 2 and you get 0.
change the date on it with nail polish remover and you will only have to pay for 1. i learned that on tv
you can also do it with somebody’s old checks. just use nail polish remover to wipe away everything but the signature, but i didn’t tell you that
what channels are YOU watching?!
i learned that on this show called Burn Notice. not sure what channel it’s on. my parents usually record it(now if only i owned some nail polish remover i’d be rich)
Burn Notice:
Your presence here on failblog is entirely at your own risk. You may at any moment be burned alive and we take no legal responsibility for this.
Are you cooking some Kroenen BBQ over here? Smells a little over done.