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Banana on the cob, anyone?
SECOND! ALMOST FIRST! FIRST TIME I DID A FIRST POST. Oops, not first post. Damn. Where’s the gents, I’ll have to mop up?!
You just failed so hard.
Failed SO hard - about as hard as a banana
Comparison fail
Innuendo win?
A fail fruit stand?
Or a fail vegetable stand.
…and the problem was to reallocate staff work schedules so that everyone was guaranteed at least one day off in three whilst guaranteeing normal production…which was one hell of a problem…yes?
This fail stinks. There could be bananas right below the frame.
I thought your name was Jacques Derriere.
Did someone call an asse?
really?
Long story, ‘poo, full of furry foxiness and frenchy filosophy.
And you could have two brain cells to rub together. But, until you actually show us evidence of that, we have to work with what we see.
Burn!!
Nice post there, McFly!
…you aren’t making any sense…yes?
That reply was for ineverfial, not Marty.
Thank you. I try to be unpredictable, because bananas are everywhere. Better watch out for them.
…and it’s Martin. As soon as you say, lost men of the assembly section, you had to ensure you had sufficient manpower to tide you over the hole three-day-period without any noticable shrinkage in labour effictiveness.
Alan Aykbourn - Between mouthfuls pretty much predictable^^it’s damn too late in the evening
Watch out for dancing bananas when it’s PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!1!
bananas are a herb
*an*
Spelling correction fail!
Seconded.
Although in the US they pronounce it ‘erb’ for some bizarre reason. So perhaps they’re justified in their ‘an’.
Yeah, because no OTHER country would ever drop the aitch at the beginning of a word! :p
(”In ‘Artford, ‘Ereford, and ‘Ampshire, ‘urricanes ‘ardly HEVER ‘appen!”)
But yes, in the US we do use an “an” there.
dill is a spicy potential etymological aunt
(and not to be confused with a bland actual entomological ant)
He failed so hard
Cause he took too long
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
Maybe he did fall
Who cares at all?
In the end
It doesn’t even matter.
That’s just my (hybrid) theory.
shitty band reference fail
It just doesn’t matter!
It just doesn’t matter!
…
Maybe I’m amaized at this photo.
Maybe you’re a man in the middle of something he doesn’t really understand.
Here, let me take your hand …
*cue Tibetan Steely Dan Kinks Beatles remix*
no he was right in the first place… maybe he was aMAIZEd at the photo
Maybe you’re a fruit standing in the middle of some lyric wit you don’t really understand; you don’t seem to know the right place to “no.”
)
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(P.S. I have some Native American ancestry — my people know all about what you people call “corny.”
Corny jokes. I LOVE it!
Oh I get it now <_<
This is a corny picture
*ba-dum-tsh!*
You know, even as a kid I thought the Banana Splits were corny. Hanna-Barbera meets Sid and Marty Krofft indeed.
“And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more plantainful than the risk it took to blossom.” — Anais Nin, mostly
*musas about the variations of fine poetry*
I don’t Zea your point.
IF this is a banana, how the hell have I been making popcorn ?? * gasps *
You haven’t; that’s why everyone has been complaining that your popcorn is a disgusting goopy mess!
Mmmmmm….fried bananas…mmmmmmmm….
bannas should be grilled with chocolate buttons and marshmallows
I will ignore “bannas” if you explain wtf a “chocolate button” is. Is this a British thing? I’ve seen some bizarre chocolate over there.
Cadbury’s chocolate buttons are simply small discs of chocolate.
Disgusting and goopy do not belong together in the same sentence.
Remember trick or treaters, don’t accept any bananas that aren’t in a wrapper.
But wait, bananas are always in a…. excuse me, I’m going to go stick my head in the microwave.
By wrapper, did you mean chlorophylactic?
( Always use protection when you’re treated to a trick …
especially from a ho that mrdobalina do know … )
won’t that turn you into a super-villan
Ho do we know that the sign is for the fruit and veg BELOW it, and just below the bottom of the picture is a lovely basket of ripe bananas?
Huh? HUH?!
Eee gads Buzz Killington, you’re right! You should probably go investigate and you know, be somewhere other than here!
No, YOU shuddup!
Would you consider changing your name to “mrsensitive”?
Would YOU consider changing your name to wanker?
…
Oh wait. Good choice, sir.
Would YOU consider sucking a penor?
…
Oh wait. Good choice, sir.
What…Is you looking in a mirror?!
Talking about yourself, are we?
That’s not a nice way to talk about your mother.
Yeah! Is you? IS YOU?
[Travis is trying his guns on the mirror ]
Huh? Huh? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
there’s a simple rule i use when offending people or defending an offence… if you can’t think of anything good to say … DON’T it’ll only make you look more stupid
“I don’t mind people thinking I’m an idiot, I just don’t like giving them proof”