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Nice.
Sweet.
This must be the stair to the disabled toilets. Crutches, don’t fail me now! *cue Rocky theme*
Wait, that makes little sense.
Ouch…
Nevertheless… very funny *golf clap*
*shoves 7iron square up date*
burnt toast is your date?
This was more than likely made by under-paid illegal immigrants. Therefore Fail x2
Dude.
*Borat*
very nice
FAIL.
Borat says “it’s nice”
firzt
NO NO NO NO NO!……..YOU BACK YOUR CAR UP THE RAMP, AND UNLOAD ON THE TOP…..THEY JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DON’T THINK YOU CAN CHEAT IF YOU ARE NOT DISABLED.
hell yea thats the first thing i thought of but besides that, epic fail
I KNEW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THINKING OF SKATING THIS!
Now if only we knew where it was…
teach a man to fish…
YES, this would be the SHIT
It sure would! I would love to skate that spot
very nice
for skateboarding, maybe.
Hell yeah, I could skate that for hours.
Totally.
First person to say first even though I know I am not the first person to post in the thread.
shut up.
Help I’m being Repressed!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
I’m your King
How can you tell?
because he doesn’t have shat all over him.
*whimper* I NEED A HUG *looks for dragon*
*hug*
*hugs*
hmmm it doth appear that i cannot change names
Perfect skate spot.
True that, looks like something out of a skate park.
It looks like something from a difficult video game. Just add a boss monster and we’ve got Zelda.
If you don’t get it, you’re an idiot.
Don’t want to be an (American) idiot!
with enough speed the wheelchair user would sail over the three steps, what’s the problem?
The problem, of course, is going UP the stairs.
*fits thrusters to wheelchair*
Thrusters?
*masterbates*
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
*masturbates*
DAMN!!!!!!
masterbates?
*thrusters*
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Sorry damn obvious beating masturbatory thrusters?
*resists*
(This was funnier in my head. Now that I read it, I sound like a dork)
^ self-burnt toast
lol!
The problem is most likely the alligator hiding in the toilet at the top of the stairs . . .
I thought the alligator was at the bottom of the ramp.
alligators… they’re everywhere…
Correction: the RAPTORS are everywhere
And its all your fault! How often did I tell you not to shut down the power of the Velociraptor-enclosure?
Now I have to go out there and play cat-and-mouse. Damned!
Croiky!
Lolcattus is a beaut!
Heck, could YOU finish with that alligator running around? It’s not very manly to pull out, but I don’t want to lose my nuts.
We (me and my classmates) never new what came first: The ramp or the stairs… We had the theory that the ramp came all the way up and then they though the ramp was useless (since there’s another ramp access across the building) they decided to add the steps…
We never knew the truth though
it be more interesting then to watch the hurdle run in the paralympics…
I think it’s really more of a rest area. Stairs are hard.
hard?!
*masturbates*
there’s your cum-back!
If I’d wanted a comeback, I’d have got it off your mother’s chin.
An oldie but a goodie
Like your mum Simnos
*chuckles to self*
What would we do if not for these stock comebacks? Imagine if we were
expected to come up with something original and interesting each time…
that’s not a world I want to live in!
OMG this is soooo true! It allows even the most unoriginal social reject to participate like a fully contributing member in an open forum! What a great thing for society and the Internet at large! w00t!!!
…
…
B3nd 0v3r & I’ll show you a comeback…
L33t!
But did you get your quarter back?
masturbates?!
*hard*
there’s your back-cum!
Just don’t forget to hold on to the failister when you go up the ramp, err, stairs. Both? Forget it…
loool, really good FAIL
Maybe it’s just for fat people? They can wheel themselves to the top of the ramp and then they only have a few stairs to walk.
*waddle*
*waddle*
*Falls*
*down*
*stairs*
**Le Splat*
Hey! Should be great to skate!
And: “Loosin my religion” as it should be in every FAIL! It’s the FAIL-Song!
Hey, you, zip up! Don’t go loosin your religion around here. (It makes the dragons testie.)
It is not a option.
:: nervously rolls D20::
You fail your will save. You are now under my control.
Bwuuahahahahaha.
Magic Missile!
Yes, there are girls here.
roll the dice to see if I’m getting drunk
[blushes] I was saving vs. charm!
Hee!
Nerdgasm!!!!
funny i thought dragon was a girl…no testies…
I don’t see any aligators! So it’s not a FAIL!!!
Not alligators, Velociraptors! And duh you don’t see them because they are standing behind the photographer. Actually the people who posted this had to look through the excrements of the raptor for days to find the camera. Fortunately the HD was not destroyed, so they didn’t had any problems to show that picture of an Velociraptor-attack here on Failblog.
Based upon that theory, the real fail is not the ramp but the stupidity of the photographer to take pictures in an Velociraptor-enclosure. Darwin Award anyone?
The Ramp actually is totaly correct, its a runway for the Raptor to be able to jump on stupid photographer. The 3 steps over the ramp are just a sign to point out the end of the runway. In that case a Raptor used the ramp, jumped over the wall behind the stairs. But as you know from some documentations like Jurrassic Park, Velociraptors allway are hunting in a pack, therefore the Raptor who jumped over the wall (and thats why you can’t see him anymore – the Raptors didn’t want to leave any traces in the picture) was a red herring.
Got it?
Nom nom nom nom
*burps*
You weren’t supposed to see me, bub.
I see you, though.
Come on, a few more unwitting steps and then it’s nom time!
You’re not supposed to see the aligators…they’re hiding. (Duh.)
Where the L are all those iGators?
in UR ass!
^ screamed like a little chURL
You were so close. Let me class-up your comment a little:
in UN doh!
There! That’s better. I wouldn’t sign my name to it, but you can have it.
cewl for skateboarders
i pinch, roll, pinch harder till i get tears in my eyes, and cream right back in my eyes. hey have you ever done this thing where you plug your anus with a testicle? when you fart it goes ……*** wwww.._—TTTTOooooooo***** !!!!
I have no idea what any of this means, but you wrote it so enthusiastically so I suppose I must support it.
***wwww.._–TTTTOoooooooo*****!!!!
Gets you there most of the way, but challenges you to make the last few feet through effort. I like it. It’s EXTREEEEEEEEEME CRIPPLAGE!!
(I have just guaranteed that next week my legs will be crushed by a bus)
Lazy work WIN
I wonder where that’s at? Sick skate ledge.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSING MYYYYYYYYYYYY RELIGION!”!!!!! YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!
still capping your own ass with your loose screwing
This (r)amp goes to seven!
*spontaneously combusts*
I’m going to guess that this is a renovation of existing stairs to add a ramp and they aren’t finished yet. A ramp can’t be above a certain steepness which is why the top part ends on stairs. The next step will be to cut out that section of stairs so that the ramp can be continued till it reaches the top.
Well… this completely logical redition of what most likely happened ruined the experiance for me. Up until now I had a self-righteous grin on my face just picturing the moron that messed up a ramp even I could make. Now I have nothing…
*Searches for something*
The paint on the side of the ramp is too old and scuffed to be recent work awaiting completion.
The ramp clearly continued on, and it is the stairs that have been added in — Shopped! (Look at the poor use of cloning tool on the filled in stairs, and there was some reason to use the smudge tool on the back wall.)
The stair that starts the next level up is suspicious looking, the right side previously showed the next ramp section.
I know who did it! Their names are Jay and Peg Compression if i remember them correctly.
I can take another picture and post it here if you really don’t think that’s real…
Ain’t that one suspicious looking stair. I wonder what it’s up to?
That would be a reasonable explanation.
The only problem is that I took that picture 5 years ago, and no progress has been made since then.
The 3 steps are still there!!
skating win?
Pogo stick super-win
good skate spot
First!
bytheway
wheres that at i wanna skate it
an epic win for a fellow skater.
Photoshopped obviously, copystamp tool. Look at the chipped area of the top step, the one below it has the exact same chip.
i would skate that all day long
Disabled can do tricks too, why only skaters have all the fun.
Mmmm i think this is in the UDLA university at Cholula, Puebla.
hey this just a skatepark almost all parks that a built these days r like that
Actually this is at a campus in Managua, Nicaragua.
No photoshop, this is real.
If you think about it, the reason that the top section of the ramp doesn’t go all the way up is that the pitch of the ramp would then be too high for a non-powered chair, and one would be unable to control the descent.. clearly meant to be used going down, not up. So I wonder what the “up” side looks like?
heh, I might be the only one here who has been both a skater and a wheelchair user, and it looks great and horrible simultaneously!
Get onto the local council, mate!
Skateboarder win!
win for skaters, failure for wheelchair users