Eventually they’ll have to switch to houshold products like Crisco.
You’ll have to imagine there’s a Trademark symbol next to that, I don’t know how to make one.
Looks like Khaa,etc.n is taking care of himself.
You me and Loz should perchance take us a trip to the French Quarter, down the warm Mississippi delta way.
I don’t think my delta converges in that manner. I am strictly an equalateritarian. I like to eat my veggies rather than my vaggies. Nothing against those who do, it’s just not my game. My love for the female species is strictly platonic (except for the occasional snuggle or hug)
I am aware that some of you plebes like to make little cutesy with your clearly amazing knowledge of my mom’s asciii.
She, though, finds your “romance” the source of comedy.
I only read the comments on the most spectacular of the Fails, thay seem to bring the best comments. With the exception of the chronic *Firsters* and *masturbaters*.
I’m surprised nobody has pointed out the unusually long back and small wheel of the white figure that is supposedly behind the yellow one. Just try to visualize it without the yellow symbol covering it up, and it looks all wrong.
I would simply like to say that the number means something. maybe a new position, because it isn’t 69. I shall name this though, the position 43, wheelchair optional.
nope you’re not
lol
whats the fail? thats more like a hadicap win go yellow guy!
I know you are but what am I?
boring me to death
Hurry up and please die.
well thats not nice…
First time on the Internet? LOL
You have what appears to be a backwards swastika as an icon. -squints-
But then again, pfft like I can talk. Mine looks like a stove top with dance moves around it.
hehe that made me giggle for like ten minutes
mine looks like a crane shot of a confetti shop exploding. lol.
life’s not nice
neithers the head your mother gives
You know… im bored
* starts masticating*
Masticating??
*masturbates*
amidoingitrite?
masturbates??
*amidoingitright*
woot?
Amidoingitrite???
*Woot*
lolol
Woot???
*masticates*
failing. your doing it right.
Failing?
*masturbates*
falling?
*masticate*
*Aims at Jack’s hair*
aaaaand…right in the eye!!!
BOOOM….CUMSHOT!
^ eyesores
no pun
failing. you’re spelling it wrong
hmmm Amidoingitright…sounds like some rare mineral
We just call it condominium ore.
what you eating?
Please, don’t answer that.
Mmmm Baby keep up that mastication…
I’m sure it’s a mouthful.
^_^
it’s funny, i don’t see how this constant *mastubation* is any better than the convo. BondFan and I were having yesterday….
I have to agree. I would think the chafing would be unbearable by now.
Nah not with the right lube.
With all the self-abuse that takes place here, I’m not sure there is enough lube out there to supply you guys.
Isn’t there some “anal lube” in a fail back there a ways…? Maybe they keep using that.
Eventually they’ll have to switch to houshold products like Crisco.
You’ll have to imagine there’s a Trademark symbol next to that, I don’t know how to make one.
The system ate my reply! Perhaps it will show up later.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
They set us up the parking spot.
Move all handicaps.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Sad first comments every day, keep the normal people away
What would you want with a normal person anyway? Are you full of enonugh Fail to want to pick someone up on Failblog?
Mmmm picking someone up on failblog…
*masturbates*
*is available*
[attempts to "privateer" thread]
Is it Lauren??
I guess that’s why we’re still here, eh, J?
love win!
You can’t tell people who to love.
Unless it’s two dudes. That’s blasphamy.
No , tellin god who to love is blasphamy.
Actually referrin to god is blasphamy.
Not capitalasing God is blasphamy. Capital punishment for god!!
spelling “blasphemy” wrong makes God sad inside.
God once said: ):
God’s frowny face is backwards because God is omniscient? and ineffable?
I, personally, like being effable.
effability is underrated
You’re absolutely, effing right!
but I don’t know how I feel being definable, describable, speakable, tellable, utterable and
expressible…
S’okay. I’m gruntled at the moment, so I’m feeling jointed.
I’m mayed! and passionate.
I’m pressed!
That’s turbing and appointing…
Aww…I’ll try to prove. I didn’t mean to make you tressed and pondent.
I am covered and newed!
Whew! That is a controvertible relief!
Ah! You meant im-, not de-! I am more toxicated than I thought…
HAH! Yes, I thought it was pressive. Sorry, I didn’t mean to portune you.
^Gay lovers.
^Bozo with the intellect of a jugged walrus and all the social graces of a potty
not at all. I am barrassed but covering nicely!
late again. Jurgen and his missing “G”s.
*snork*
It has been a most warding experience, changing torts with you.
*clines*
deed!! *laxes*
What’s this bout? I was volved in thing else.
No: God once said οὐ μοιχεύσεις
God speaks in Greek? I thought maybe S/He said something like …
לֹא תִגְנֹב
God and prefixes.
wrong place!
43?
kama sutra position for disabled people?
Can someone look this up please?
Disable people own 69.
43 = <3
FAIL
43 is very obviously greater than 3
<3 is a heart
you fail.
Basic iconograph based humour fail!
I am aware that some of you plebes like to make little cutesy hearts with your clearly amazing knowledge of the ascii set.
deliberate misinterpretation is the source of the comedy.
besides I don’t like smileys
Now 69 would be so much better than 43
Why?
69 is not less than 3.
True, but 3 can be more fun than 69…
3 can be fun, for 69 I’d need a much bigger bed though!!
can you 69 with 3?
Δ
(delta-chain)
The best way!
That image warmed me up enough to forego using my cervix mitten today…
Cervix mitten?
*masturbates*
Looks like Khaa,etc.n is taking care of himself.
You me and Loz should perchance take us a trip to the French Quarter, down the warm Mississippi delta way.
I don’t think my delta converges in that manner. I am strictly an equalateritarian. I like to eat my veggies rather than my vaggies. Nothing against those who do, it’s just not my game. My love for the female species is strictly platonic (except for the occasional snuggle or hug)
*snugglehug!*
*snugglehugs Dragon right back*
*invites Loz and Fuzz to join our platonic orgy*
a sexy hexahedron platonic parking win
Its a 69 sammich. And parking suggestion WIN!!!!
darqmann very obviously gets no romance
That’s not what your mom says
* masturbates*
I am aware that some of you plebes like to make little cutesy with your clearly amazing knowledge of my mom’s asciii.
She, though, finds your “romance” the source of comedy.
Is English your first language?
Is it yours?
Any evidence to the contrary?
*finds darq humour’s English a source of tragedy
*
or tradgey.
lol … that’s both trad and gey
Gey?
*trads*
trads?
*matriculates*
IM UR MOM<3 LOVE YOU
Burn of the week material!
no heart burn
Well done!
I don’t have heat burn either.
hahahahah!!! Fuzz got TOLD!
hahahahah!!! Very obviously basic comprehension based humour fail!
You Fail
“43 = <3″ != “43 <= 3″
No
as you say
Forty-three equals less-than three is not equal to 43 less-than or equal to three, being able to read means that I know this.
either 43 is still not less-than OR less-than or equal to 3, it is, in fact more than three.
are replies screened or should they appear immediately?
Depends® on the incontinents of the post.
Because North America and Europe are the in-continents. The rest of you need to get bent. Especially Australia. F#%@ing kangaroos.
Leave the aussies out of it, what have they ever done?
No really, what have they done? *ponders*
I have a dream that one day Aussies will be judged not by the furriness of their skins but by the incontinence with their marsupials.
Leave the aussies out of it, and I’ll leave it out of the aussies.
If Chris Crocker were Australian…
He’d sound like this: Laaaiivve Brreitnaaii Allloooone… …mate.
Shortly before a stingray stabbed him in the heart.
Rotate the photo 180 degrees and you have the Aussi (and chinese) version of 43
¿ εh Jo uo!sja^ …
… (asau!yc pue) !ssnV ay+ a^ey noh pue saajbap 081 o+oy& ay+ a+e+oä
Now all my blood is rushing to my head from trying to read that.
Maybe you should consider just moving to Australia.
They are only screened if you are an impatient user with deferred gratification issues.
42 = the ultimate answer to life, the universe, everything.
I really doubt that Adams had Cripple-sex in mind when he wrote that.
43 is handicapped sex. Pay attention!
So that would make 42 handicapped masturbation… because you’re missing one…
Awesome. Simply Awesome.
wow. that’s just what I thought. You must be clever, sexy and gorgeous
Want to hook up for some 43? a/s/l? lol
What’s your paralysis? Para- or tetraplegic?
It’s the answer to the ultimate question, 42 is.
It’s what you get when you multiply six times nine.
Uh…. I am terrible at math, but I don’t think this is correct.
It is when you multiply in base 13
23
69 would have been better.
-1 obvious joke
… but harder to balance.
Why, because that’s the maximum number of neurons you employed to come up with that witty comment?
42?
MATHS FAIL. 42 > 3.
I used to visit Failblog to watch the Fails and remind myself how truly stupid people can be. Now I just read the comments. Thank you all.
I only read the comments on the most spectacular of the Fails, thay seem to bring the best comments. With the exception of the chronic *Firsters* and *masturbaters*.
*masturbators
I bet you love the grammar/spelling nazi comments
HEART FAILURE.
So that’s why I can taste copper???
Wheelchair orgy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well, maybe a wheelchair’s 69 !
So, it’s a Parking Suggestion WIN?
This is what was painted at the bottom of the handicap ramp.
someone’s spine’s getting tapped
I’d ramp that.
I’m sorry, you’re going to need a Handicap sticker to enter this orgy.
For a wheelie good time ….
I thought we bin having a wheelie good time…
ummhmm … with some wheelie good back rubbin’ and a pun time tongue twistin’
WOW> i’m very impressed. Where do you get these ideas? You are the pun MASTER in my book.
TIMMAY!!!
Gobbles?!?
That is hil-fukin-larious!!!
is ‘43′ wheelchair speak for ‘69′?
Yeah I can visualise that.
it looks like an instruction for buttseks though.
Your point being?
if its buttseks its most likely not 69.
It is where I come from.
They’ll need cutting equipment to get them spokes apart.
Jaws of life….. LOL
If I was handicapped I’d drive around the lot until that spot was open.
thats what your doing with drunk girls.
?
driving around the lot till the spot is open. you know what i mean.
ok, thanks…I need more coffee
I told you: the ice cream has no bone.
Just as long as it’s chalk flavored thirteen…also…
photoshopped?
nah, they just forgot to paint black over the old stencil before they put the new one down. union workers….
5 will get you 10, some smart guy did it on purpose.
I’m surprised nobody has pointed out the unusually long back and small wheel of the white figure that is supposedly behind the yellow one. Just try to visualize it without the yellow symbol covering it up, and it looks all wrong.
A little more than half of 69.
Kama Sutra pos.#43….wheelchair sex
Rule 43.
Oh yeah, at least someone got it
Rule 43: If it exists, there shall be porn of it!
at least one funny fail for this week.
everytime I think of something witty to type I get distracted by those damn fine ’snorg tees’ girls
*masturbates*
*lactates*
HandiCapable Sex WIN
Either that or extreme in-your-face Murderball!
(Murderball — a form of wheelchair rugby — is full of win.)
Cool. I knew what 69 was…
Now I know what 43 is! Handicapped Seated Lapdance position!
You beat me to it.
Also looks like two E.T.’s on segways getting it on?
Ouuuuuuch.
I’m sorry, is this the new paralympic games logo?
*cough, cough* really *cough* epic *cough* fail *cough, cough*
Just swallow and get over it.
Tell me if you can swallow a cough.
Are you trying to ruin the gag?
You’d be amazed what your body can do sometimes.
The worst ingredient in any situation like that is a mouthful of $fluid..
Hey look, it’s Steven Hawking and his wife.
2 wheelchairs + anul lube = a damn good time?
Can you say 43 elur?
WIN.
exactly!
I would simply like to say that the number means something. maybe a new position, because it isn’t 69. I shall name this though, the position 43, wheelchair optional.
If you look closely, it’s EPIC CIALIS WIN.
xDDDDDD hilarious
Actually i’m pretty sure for white weelchair dood this is win.
43
similar to 69
but for handicaps
not fail. success. big success.
Is just like that episode in Family Guy with the disabled couple…
OOOHHH So that’s how they do it!!!
Rule 43?
I’d call this a win.
because 69 is just too much…
Handicapped people need sex too.
Lol, theres one exactly like that at my school
They just wanted to show us that 2 handicaped people can have sex properly.