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nope you’re not
lol
I know you are but what am I?
boring me to death
Hurry up and please die.
well thats not nice…
First time on the Internet? LOL
You have what appears to be a backwards swastika as an icon. -squints-
But then again, pfft like I can talk. Mine looks like a stove top with dance moves around it.
You know… im bored
* starts masticating*
Masticating??
*masturbates*
amidoingitrite?
masturbates??
*amidoingitright*
woot?
Amidoingitrite???
*Woot*
lolol
Woot???
*masticates*
failing. your doing it right.
Failing?
*masturbates*
falling?
*masticate*
*Aims at Jack’s hair*
aaaaand…right in the eye!!!
BOOOM….CUMSHOT!
what you eating?
Please, don’t answer that.
Mmmm Baby keep up that mastication…
I’m sure it’s a mouthful.
it’s funny, i don’t see how this constant *mastubation* is any better than the convo. BondFan and I were having yesterday….
I have to agree. I would think the chafing would be unbearable by now.
Nah not with the right lube.
With all the self-abuse that takes place here, I’m not sure there is enough lube out there to supply you guys.
Isn’t there some “anal lube” in a fail back there a ways…? Maybe they keep using that.
Eventually they’ll have to switch to houshold products like Crisco.
You’ll have to imagine there’s a Trademark symbol next to that, I don’t know how to make one.
The system ate my reply! Perhaps it will show up later.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Sad first comments every day, keep the normal people away
What would you want with a normal person anyway? Are you full of enonugh Fail to want to pick someone up on Failblog?
Mmmm picking someone up on failblog…
*masturbates*
*is available*
[attempts to "privateer" thread]
Is it Lauren??
I guess that’s why we’re still here, eh, J?
love win!
You can’t tell people who to love.
Unless it’s two dudes. That’s blasphamy.
No , tellin god who to love is blasphamy.
Actually referrin to god is blasphamy.
Not capitalasing God is blasphamy. Capital punishment for god!!
spelling “blasphemy” wrong makes God sad inside.
God once said: ):
God’s frowny face is backwards because God is omniscient? and ineffable?
I, personally, like being effable.
effability is underrated
You’re absolutely, effing right!
but I don’t know how I feel being definable, describable, speakable, tellable, utterable and
expressible…
S’okay. I’m gruntled at the moment, so I’m feeling jointed.
I’m mayed! and passionate.
I’m pressed!
That’s turbing and appointing…
Aww…I’ll try to prove. I didn’t mean to make you tressed and pondent.
I am covered and newed!
Whew! That is a controvertible relief!
Ah! You meant im-, not de-! I am more toxicated than I thought…
HAH! Yes, I thought it was pressive. Sorry, I didn’t mean to portune you.
^Gay lovers.
^Bozo with the intellect of a jugged walrus and all the social graces of a potty
not at all. I am barrassed but covering nicely!
late again. Jurgen and his missing “G”s.
*snork*
It has been a most warding experience, changing torts with you.
*clines*
deed!! *laxes*
What’s this bout? I was volved in thing else.
No: God once said οὐ μοιχεύσεις
God speaks in Greek? I thought maybe S/He said something like …
לֹא תִגְנֹב
God and prefixes.