Comments on: Fruit Fail

By: Ai no Inazuma Senkou

Ai no Inazuma Senkou — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:19:41 +0000

You have some very weird tastes…humor fetish fail…

By: rickCa

rickCa — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:36:43 +0000

fruits contains sugar may keep you fat

By: Serenity

Serenity — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:44:00 +0000

Five days fail. Recommended intake is 3 serves of fruit a day. Nutrition knowledge fail.

By: Airin

Airin — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:24:15 +0000

Wait…that has purple. Purple is a fruit.

By: Alicia

Alicia — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:52:36 +0000

We New Zealanders are brilliant, aren’t we

By: ErickB

ErickB — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 13:02:11 +0000

test test test

By: Fail Funnies

Fail Funnies — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 02:54:01 +0000

hmmm…looks like it would not be good for my teeth.

By: dolt

dolt — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 19:48:37 +0000

what? oh! juses has returned!

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:26:54 +0000

Now, K, you know it’s not politically correct to call them fruits.

By: kris

kris — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:32:21 +0000

It’s not You, it’s PMS.

By: kris

kris — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 16:31:43 +0000

chole not= Chloe, liebe Jurgen. Craving for a vagin (a), instead of craving for veggies?

By: fuzz on the concept

fuzz on the concept — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:41:48 +0000

I’m someone who became a teen during the second decade of my life, and I get K confused with a joke.*
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*I used to confuse K by not including footnotes with my jokes. But now I can’t tell the difference between K and some candy.

By: K

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:06:11 +0000

Your mom is a huge virgin, you mean.

By: K

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:05:51 +0000

I’m a pre-teen in Ukraine and I get this joke.

By: greybob

greybob — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:19:26 +0000

This is fail FAIL

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:06:21 +0000

There be blind squirrels in that jungle.

By: lostprophet

lostprophet — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:17:23 +0000

shut the hell up

By: Jurgen

Jurgen — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:51:35 +0000

It’s both. Do you have a vagin oh wise Chloe?

By: Jurgen

Jurgen — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:50:41 +0000

I’m not a GM, so I can’t eat fruits. ):

By: mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:50:12 +0000

don’t diss his mom… I like her that way;)

By: Jurgen

Jurgen — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:49:57 +0000

In the jungle
The mighty Jungle
Jurgen runs astray

Ahh Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

By: mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:49:00 +0000

vagin? *masturbates* with chef’s special ingredient;)

By: Jurgen

Jurgen — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:48:11 +0000

Your mom has a huge vagin. DONT DISS MY COUNTRY, YOU CAGIN VUNT.

By: Jurgen

Jurgen — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:46:25 +0000

here have a vagin sandwitch.

By: Jurgen

Jurgen — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:45:17 +0000

*puts ‘fruity’ lolly in abstracts mouth’

By: Jurgen

Jurgen — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:43:44 +0000

..and too old to squint.

By: chole

chole — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:42:45 +0000

Is it just me or is failblog getting worse and worse?

By: dolt

dolt — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:30:29 +0000

i’m a teenager in the Uk and i get this joke

it’s not very funny

i don’t think i know anyone who could get fruit and sweetes confused

By: dolt

dolt — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:29:20 +0000

i fail to follow your logic

By: dolt

dolt — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:28:35 +0000

they have to be fist-sized portions

By: Jamie

Jamie — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:27:01 +0000

so if it is marketing it can’t be a fail? someone has been sucked in by the marketing machine

By: dolt

dolt — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:27:00 +0000

here have a honney sandwitch

By: dolt

dolt — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:24:51 +0000

Biff is right … what looks like fruit is actually pictures from another advert

By: mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:14:40 +0000

Why are you talking to yourself? And stating the obvious…

By: K

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:13:38 +0000

Nah, that's my seed on the far right.

By: K

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:11:57 +0000

DIAL 999 RETARD.

By: K

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:10:28 +0000

Actually, I’d imagine you’re enjoying something else when you’re feeling Randy.

By: K

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:09:10 +0000

Candy: America’s Fruit!

By: K

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 12:08:11 +0000

That’s what I was thinking.

By: ronber

ronber — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:40:13 +0000

I have a sneaking suspicion it’s from Rotorua, Captain Redundant.

By: Kiwi Dude

Kiwi Dude — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 06:37:37 +0000

Good ol’ Alison Holst

By: hooplapunta

hooplapunta — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:58:29 +0000

So new zealand has fruits disguised as candies eh? Nice.

By: South of the Border

South of the Border — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:29:13 +0000

Ladies and Gentlemen, a true genius posts among us.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:14:41 +0000

At least he/she picked an appropriate name.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:13:43 +0000

Damn Columbian fruitlords…Chiquita is a cartel!

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:11:49 +0000

That’s a fruit I enjoy when I’m feeling randy!

By: TheMuntaMan

TheMuntaMan — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:30:42 +0000

Heh, Awesome. This shot was taken in a New World Supermarket in New Zealand:D

By: mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e

mr s.a.u.s.a.g.e — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:05:17 +0000

This is not a fail. It’s called GM food…

By: Marc

Marc — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:44:55 +0000

Okey. I took the picture here (and didn’t expect it to make front page!)

Some things to set straight:

The entire rack is sweets, there was NO fruit on offer above or below.

The picture was taken in New World, Rotorua, New Zealand, go have a look if you’re really upset about it. They have a cool luge.

You should eat five fruit/veg a day. Get off the internet and eat your greens, you won’t look like a World of Warcraft hero with a gut full of cheezburgers and hotdogs.

So ‘five fails a day’ is a play on ‘five fruit a day’. I’m sorry if you’re incredible minds don’t get this. I didn’t want to cause this much heartache.

I guess it is more of a success/win.

Forgive me.

By: Kris

Kris — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:16:14 +0000

5 olives from martinis count?