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first?
die
IM IMMORTAL
OBLITERATION!
Oh thanks, Insanus. My burn was perfect until you butted in.
See insult below.
So Internet Messaging really is immortal.
I shall kill you
I think you to are going too far. I suggest tazing would be the worst punishment for crying ‘first’.
*two
lol at self correction fail
Well, Me, most people could tell which word I am correcting. Unless they are missing half a brain.
Don’t get too worked up
This isn’t the only person who is “wrong on the internet”
Fine, but if tazing don’t teach ‘em, just don’t get in my way……
Alrighty.
*Stands back*
Don’t say “First,” bro! Don’t say “First”!
…And in other news, RogueThree became the first victim of tazing on this thread. He said first twice, so he got burnt twice.
*writhes in pain*
Hang on, I said fi-
AAAAAAAAAGH!
*Twitch*
Fat Pockets indeed
Too many Hot Pockets lead to stubborn fat pockets.
Good one! [If I may]
Too many Hot Pockets lead to two stubborn fat pockets.
And to tutus.
Fat pockets and tutus do not go so well together.
Et tu, tutus!
I lol’d!
So, if I’m less than 20 lbs. overweight, this brand of liposuction will keep me the same weight but make me black?
Well, black is a slimming color.
And, from what I understand, if you try it you’ll never go back.
Pshhh…. tell that to michael jackson. Hehe
Have you ever seen Micheal Jackson fat..?
I rest my case. lol
Sorry I don’t know any “Micheal”s.
I know a Michail, but he was ex -president of Russia. Gorby, they called him.
“Micheal” is an Irish name (sometimes written “Mícheál”).
“Michael” is comes from Hebrew, and can been translated, “Who is like God?” (El is one of the Hebrew words for “God”).
“is comes” is a fuzzlation
TMI, dude.
rofl!! slimming color
Bravo! You have great comedic fashion-sense. A nice sequins of lines there!
It seems you also have a fashionable sense of humor
LMAO… ow… lol… ow my sides. <3
Only in America…
Yes. This only happens in America.
KFC= Kentucky Fried Cellulite
Possibly the most disgusting comment I’ve ever read on failblog. Congratulations.
Why, thank you you’re too kind.
Doesn’t make it any less funny
Are you serious? o_o
Why so serious?
We’re serious. :[
Srsly.
Orly?
Side effects may include:
Fail
pubic hair loss,
dorito tongue,
encephalopathy,
vagina.
clean underwear?
Melanism…
negativity
Smoking laser holes.
disillusionment,
lip o’ dissolve,
sickle-cell anemia,
afterimages,
tighty whiteys,
Anus and Nose Diarrhea,
New Genes
Insanus post diarrhea,