Comments on: Safety Fail http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 07:22:01 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Interneta pieslēgums http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-633973 Interneta pieslēgums Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:30:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-633973 OWNED OWNED

]]> By: Elle http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-633968 Elle Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:14:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-633968 OMG, I can't believe I used to park with them in Kuala Lumpur.. Soooo awesome to have a picture from home and now I'm based in Seattle.. This is funny.. OMG, I can’t believe I used to park with them in Kuala Lumpur.. Soooo awesome to have a picture from home and now I’m based in Seattle.. This is funny..

]]> By: killsatan http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-551253 killsatan Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:52:54 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-551253 I love to make my mama cow very crippled! I love to make my mama cow very crippled!

]]> By: rocket29 http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-429787 rocket29 Thu, 21 May 2009 00:08:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-429787 wait... ive seen this here before wait… ive seen this here before

]]> By: Swatch-it http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-152915 Swatch-it Sun, 02 Nov 2008 10:43:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-152915 Kuala Lumpur! i should've taken those pics ages ago, those signs are all over the place Boleh-land has alot of fail, lets try to take more pics. Kuala Lumpur! i should’ve taken those pics ages ago, those signs are all over the place
Boleh-land has alot of fail, lets try to take more pics.

]]> By: Bob http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-118629 Bob Tue, 30 Sep 2008 01:37:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-118629 Will you fold my clothes while you're at it....wait, why are you out of thekitchen? Will you fold my clothes while you’re at it….wait, why are you out of thekitchen?

]]> By: mister tingles http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-104108 mister tingles Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:26:11 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-104108 *ahem* *ahem*

]]> By: Leeden http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-94239 Leeden Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:52:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-94239 Is that in Portland? Is that in Portland?

]]> By: decoy http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-93094 decoy Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:40:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-93094 lucky bastard.. lucky bastard..

]]> By: decoy http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-93092 decoy Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:39:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-93092 I think Ive had sex with that sign before I think Ive had sex with that sign before

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-92111 Admiral Apparent Fri, 05 Sep 2008 18:28:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-92111 You get three parking space numbers when you enter a Park Safe lot. --- Park Safe Instructions [printed on the back of your ticket] 1. Drive around the lot clockwise, passing the main entrance twice, stopping at the first parking space indicated on front of ticket (there will be a vehicle in this spot). 2. Now drive counter-clockwise around the lot, and when you pass the main entrance, go to the second parking space indicated on front of ticket (there will be a vehicle in it). 3. Finally, drive clockwise around the lot, again passing the main entrance, and park at the last space indicated on front of ticket (it will be available). --- This process take so long, a Park Safe lot can actually hold 20% more cars than their nearest competitor. You get three parking space numbers when you enter a Park Safe lot.
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Park Safe Instructions [printed on the back of your ticket]
1. Drive around the lot clockwise, passing the main entrance twice, stopping at the first parking space indicated on front of ticket (there will be a vehicle in this spot).
2. Now drive counter-clockwise around the lot, and when you pass the main entrance, go to the second parking space indicated on front of ticket (there will be a vehicle in it).
3. Finally, drive clockwise around the lot, again passing the main entrance, and park at the last space indicated on front of ticket (it will be available).
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This process take so long, a Park Safe lot can actually hold 20% more cars than their nearest competitor.

]]> By: Jessicat http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-91760 Jessicat Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:37:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-91760 Well played. I fold. Well played. I fold.

]]> By: Anonymous http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-91680 Anonymous Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:04:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-91680 This seems strikingly similar to another fail... though I can't place which one, as I'm too lazy to look it up at this ungodly hour. This seems strikingly similar to another fail… though I can’t place which one, as I’m too lazy to look it up at this ungodly hour.

]]> By: ilovesat http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-91531 ilovesat Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:49:46 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-91531 like sucking a ... delicious lollipop!... that you would normally lick! like sucking a … delicious lollipop!… that you would normally lick!

]]> By: Jurgen http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-91130 Jurgen Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:57:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-91130 Bus? *Doesn't masturbate* Bus?
*Doesn’t masturbate*

]]> By: Jurgen http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-91128 Jurgen Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:56:19 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-91128 1 hour here, 1 there and one next year! 1 hour here, 1 there and one next year!

]]> By: Steven Wright http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-91061 Steven Wright Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:04:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-91061 It is open for 24 hours ... just not all in row. It is open for 24 hours … just not all in row.

]]> By: You've Got Fail http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-91031 You've Got Fail Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:34:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-91031 Matt Groening "Love is Hell" reference WIN! Matt Groening “Love is Hell” reference WIN!

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-91028 Admiral Apparent Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:31:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-91028 Has anyone seen my hat? Has anyone seen my hat?

]]> By: Admiral Apparent http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-91025 Admiral Apparent Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:29:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-91025 Yeah, in Soviet Canada, eh? Yeah, in Soviet Canada, eh?

]]> By: Lucius Maximus http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90917 Lucius Maximus Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:06:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90917 LOLZ! Yeah it is from KL, Malaysia. Classic Bolehland FAIL! LOLZ!

Yeah it is from KL, Malaysia.

Classic Bolehland FAIL!

]]> By: raelalt http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90913 raelalt Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:03:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90913 "The Badger being the largest and fiercest of the mustalids." . I see your badger and raise you one Wolverine. “The Badger being the largest and fiercest of the mustalids.”
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I see your badger and raise you one Wolverine.

]]> By: pronaz http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90884 pronaz Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:18:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90884 lolz i recognise that! it's from Malaysia! Park Safe is a company that operates a bunch of parking lots heheh... lolz i recognise that! it’s from Malaysia! Park Safe is a company that operates a bunch of parking lots heheh…

]]> By: wailfin http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90870 wailfin Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:48:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90870 I went to Park Safe once, parking there wasn't easy. I went to Park Safe once, parking there wasn’t easy.

]]> By: Cheesy http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90867 Cheesy Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:46:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90867 Choose wisely, my son. Choose wisely, my son.

]]> By: Ashley http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90845 Ashley Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:31:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90845 That would be hilarious if the sign had an arrow pointing the other way under "Park safe" lol! That would be hilarious if the sign had an arrow pointing the other way under “Park safe” lol!

]]> By: Wasabi http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90803 Wasabi Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:55:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90803 Now is the time on Sprockets when we park at our own risk. Now is the time on Sprockets when we park at our own risk.

]]> By: oopsmybad http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90784 oopsmybad Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:18:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90784 Winner, "didn't think it all the way through" category. Winner, “didn’t think it all the way through” category.

]]> By: Klishu http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90782 Klishu Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:10:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90782 "Please park safely at your own risk." “Please park safely at your own risk.”

]]> By: Beren http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90777 Beren Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:05:19 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90777 Well at least it meant you missed my Grammar fail(s) Well at least it meant you missed my Grammar fail(s)

]]> By: Adoni http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90769 Adoni Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:47:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90769 ahh yes. let sleeping fails lie... understandable. haha ahh yes. let sleeping fails lie…
understandable. haha

]]> By: Lol http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90768 Lol Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:41:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90768 I know. I noticed it after I posted. However, unable to edit, and not lame enough to repost with the correction, I let it be. I know. I noticed it after I posted. However, unable to edit, and not lame enough to repost with the correction, I let it be.

]]> By: Adoni http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90764 Adoni Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:32:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90764 You either left out the word YOU after your comma, or if you had not used a comma, the word AND would also work. You are now demoted to level 1 Grammar user You either left out the word YOU after your comma, or if you had not used a comma, the word AND would also work. You are now demoted to level 1 Grammar user

]]> By: Beren http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90756 Beren Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:17:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90756 Lol - It seemed the only correct response to an Ice Weasel. The Badger being the largest and fiercest of the mustalids. All I have actually done is proved that I am at least a level 2 internet user... Lol – It seemed the only correct response to an Ice Weasel. The Badger being the largest and fiercest of the mustalids.

All I have actually done is proved that I am at least a level 2 internet user…

]]> By: Lol http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90739 Lol Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:06:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90739 Congratulations Beren, you discovered the "badger badger badger" animation, are now a level 2 internet user. Congratulations Beren, you discovered the “badger badger badger” animation, are now a level 2 internet user.

]]> By: Lol http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90736 Lol Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:05:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90736 Pubic transportation WIN! Pubic transportation WIN!

]]> By: Luna http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90705 Luna Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:17:11 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90705 Safety Dance! Safety Dance!

]]> By: Porka http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90690 Porka Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:05:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90690 Safety fail? Safety fail?

]]> By: Porka http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90689 Porka Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:05:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90689 Fails every time. Fails every time.

]]> By: Rolelaying God http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90688 Rolelaying God Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:04:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90688 Nope, Oxymoron win! Nope, Oxymoron win!

]]> By: culprit http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90679 culprit Thu, 04 Sep 2008 10:03:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90679 FailSafe! FailSafe!

]]> By: z0cker03 http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90677 z0cker03 Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:59:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90677 god damn thats fail :D god damn thats fail :D

]]> By: aNdreW http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90670 aNdreW Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:26:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90670 makes me sick... makes me sick…

]]> By: ronber http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90665 ronber Thu, 04 Sep 2008 09:20:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90665 That place looks scary. Mr Norman Bates' valet service will take care of your car. That place looks scary. Mr Norman Bates’ valet service will take care of your car.

]]> By: thepowerofblue http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90658 thepowerofblue Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:49:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90658 You fail for making me remember that that happened. You fail for making me remember that that happened.

]]> By: phil http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90657 phil Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:48:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90657 fail on a stick fail on a stick

]]> By: Beren http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90656 Beren Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:40:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90656 Yeah but at least you are only sitting in your own bodily fluids in your car. Yeah but at least you are only sitting in your own bodily fluids in your car.

]]> By: Malfeasant http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90655 Malfeasant Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:39:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90655 people get crushed to death in their own cars all the time, what's that got to do with the price of pork bellies? people get crushed to death in their own cars all the time, what’s that got to do with the price of pork bellies?

]]> By: hmm http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90653 hmm Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:31:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90653 maybe it's a park that's actually safe. but the park's parking is pretty dangerous lol maybe it’s a park that’s actually safe. but the park’s parking is pretty dangerous lol

]]> By: DeVir http://failblog.org/2008/09/04/safety-fail-4/#comment-90652 DeVir Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:28:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=4406#comment-90652 Ambiguity win... and fail Ambiguity win… and fail

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