Fail, Owned and Pwn moments in pictures and videos. Share fails, pwns, and owns with the world on FAIL Blog.

More Lolz: Lolcats Loldogs Lol Celebs Funny Look-Alikes Lol News & Politics Fun With Charts Fail Pix & Vids Engrish

Send Fail, Pwn and Owned pics and vids to failpictures@gmail.com All posts are user-submitted. (To add text to your image, use the lol builder, then email it.)

Click to see G-Rated Pics and Movies Only

 

« Previous Proposal Fail | Grocery Store Fail Next »


Safety Fail

fail owned pwned pictures

Submitted by Twentydur

Incorrect credit?

Add this to your blog:
(Copy & paste code)

53 Failures in Communication »

thepowerofblue

Public transportation WIN!

Reverb

Yes i got stuck outside a parking garage that said 24 hour parking, my car was in it

Steven Wright

It is open for 24 hours … just not all in row.

Jurgen

1 hour here, 1 there and one next year!

 
 
 
Mouse

People get beheaded on the bus.

Malfeasant

people get crushed to death in their own cars all the time, what’s that got to do with the price of pork bellies?

Beren

Yeah but at least you are only sitting in your own bodily fluids in your car.

 
 
 
thepowerofblue

You fail for making me remember that that happened.

 
Admiral Apparent

Yeah, in Soviet Canada, eh?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Jim

Maybe it’s implying that your car will be safe but the rabid weasels lurking in nearby trees will gnaw you to death.

Mouse

At night, the ice weasels come.

Beren

BADGER KEEP YOU SAFE!

Badger badger Badger badger Badger badger Badger badger Badger Mushy Mushroom badgerBadger badgerBadger badgerBadger badger

SNAKE!

Lol

Congratulations Beren, you discovered the “badger badger badger” animation, are now a level 2 internet user.

Beren

Lol - It seemed the only correct response to an Ice Weasel. The Badger being the largest and fiercest of the mustalids.

All I have actually done is proved that I am at least a level 2 internet user…

raelalt

“The Badger being the largest and fiercest of the mustalids.”
.
I see your badger and raise you one Wolverine.

Bob

Will you fold my clothes while you’re at it….wait, why are you out of thekitchen?

 
 
 
 
Adoni

You either left out the word YOU after your comma, or if you had not used a comma, the word AND would also work. You are now demoted to level 1 Grammar user

Lol

I know. I noticed it after I posted. However, unable to edit, and not lame enough to repost with the correction, I let it be.

Adoni

ahh yes. let sleeping fails lie…
understandable. haha

Beren

Well at least it meant you missed my Grammar fail(s)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
You've Got Fail

Matt Groening “Love is Hell” reference WIN!

 
 
 
DeVir

Ambiguity win… and fail

 
hmm

maybe it’s a park that’s actually safe. but the park’s parking is pretty dangerous lol

 
ilovesat

like sucking a … delicious lollipop!… that you would normally lick!

 
 
 
ronber

That place looks scary. Mr Norman Bates’ valet service will take care of your car.

 
 
 
Wasabi

Now is the time on Sprockets when we park at our own risk.

 
Admiral Apparent

Has anyone seen my hat?

 
 
Klishu

“Please park safely at your own risk.”

 
oopsmybad

Winner, “didn’t think it all the way through” category.

 
Ashley

That would be hilarious if the sign had an arrow pointing the other way under “Park safe” lol!

 
 
wailfin

I went to Park Safe once, parking there wasn’t easy.

Admiral Apparent

You get three parking space numbers when you enter a Park Safe lot.

Park Safe Instructions [printed on the back of your ticket]
1. Drive around the lot clockwise, passing the main entrance twice, stopping at the first parking space indicated on front of ticket (there will be a vehicle in this spot).
2. Now drive counter-clockwise around the lot, and when you pass the main entrance, go to the second parking space indicated on front of ticket (there will be a vehicle in it).
3. Finally, drive clockwise around the lot, again passing the main entrance, and park at the last space indicated on front of ticket (it will be available).

This process take so long, a Park Safe lot can actually hold 20% more cars than their nearest competitor.

 
 
pronaz

lolz i recognise that! it’s from Malaysia! Park Safe is a company that operates a bunch of parking lots heheh…

Lucius Maximus

LOLZ!

Yeah it is from KL, Malaysia.

Classic Bolehland FAIL!

 
 
Anonymous

This seems strikingly similar to another fail… though I can’t place which one, as I’m too lazy to look it up at this ungodly hour.

 
decoy

I think Ive had sex with that sign before

 
 
Swatch-it

Kuala Lumpur! i should’ve taken those pics ages ago, those signs are all over the place
Boleh-land has alot of fail, lets try to take more pics.

 
  Go to Top
Name (required)
E-mail (required - never shown publicly)
URI
Your Comments (smaller size | larger size)