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Parking Lot Fail

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233 Failures in Communication »

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Bigfoot

bigfoot was your mom’s first too.

Nowhereman

First “Ex” you mean?

failurefailurefailure

are you all trying to be the burn of the week? this would be a fail there if i ever saw one.

Lol

And so what are you trying to be with that comment?

Dan

The voice of the populous who sighed and read the next thread.

 
 
 
 
 
GoolieGooGoo

I have 2 big feet, one slightly bigger than the other. they have never met yourr mother, but i sure would love to get them both right up her vagina someday.

Loz

*hugs Dragon*
:) you rock, too, also.

Dragonwriter

*sticks a gold star on Loz’s nose for proper comma use*

Dragonwriter

Now now. Being bulimic won’t make you any more popular with the cool* kids. Be proud of who you are!

*and by “cool kids” I mean the total word-nerds.

Avis

*snork*
Well said!!

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vi-chuckles-iv

*masturbates*

 
Mihaz

PYRAMID OF FAIL

 
Dragonwriter

Now now. Just because you’ve been scammed by a pyramid scheme doesn’t mean you can’t also be popular with the cool kids.

 
 
corey

*hug* I STILL NEED LOVE!!!

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raelalt

First you have to pull them out of your mouth.

Dan

You’ll go blind if you keep doing that. I have some spare contact lenses you can use in the meantime though.

 
 
 
BondFan4518

You do not insult Loz! Ooh, you’ve made one big mistake there, Goolie. Yours will go missing if you don’t shut it.

Insanus

we have a situation here. Oh guys, you look so bitter today… :|

Dan

As compared to any other day?

 
 
 
 
 
 
State Your Name

FAKE! You’re nothing but a rubber gorilla suit and possum guts.

Bigfoot

You like bigfoot foreplay. You paid bigfoot last night.

 
nytshad

It’s the really REAL bigfoot! I promise. You can trust me, I’m a cop.

fuzz on the concept

I’m out of focus!
(Can you lend me some?)

Dragonwriter

*zooms to the rescue with some fresh perspective*

 
 
 
Gorgonzola

I’m here in the corner

RogueThree

Okay, you like “Losing My Religion”. We get it.

 
 
Admiral Apparent

Am I cerulean?

fuzz on the concept

Are you inclined toward depression?

Admiral Apparent

No, but I’m not azure of this as I once was.

fuzz on the concept

Now that’s a blue-ribbin’ pun!

Dragonwriter

Aren’t you slated to go into the navy soon?

I bet you cyan’t wait!

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annabellie79

Not the navy, the (ultra) marines.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Admiral Apparent

Yeti another first poster.

Dan

And Danzilla shall tower over it all… yeah ok, that didn’t work for me either.

 
 
 
 
 
abstract

lmfao, that was so funny!

rade

-Hunny,i think there’s water in the carburettor…
- What? you don’t even know where the carburettor is? Where’s the car?

 
 
 
missionpants

Insert Benny Hill theme here…

titmonger

do do do dodododododo dododododoo dodododododo do. X4

BondFan4518

Also insert chasing women. And small child at the end. Not that there’s any connection between the two, you sick minded pervert.

Dan

Uh huh… and these are not the droids you are looking for.

 
 
 
 
MontyCantsin

I hear he moved to Akademgorod to get seriously into table tennis. But they shut the city down, so he never arrived. It seems he sort of vanished in the process. Bad timing I guess. Not the best predicament for a table tennis buff.

The other day, they had an interview with Luther Blisset about the incident. As usually, he claimed that “It wasn’t me!”. After losing a lot of words on how table tennis is one of the last and most certain signs of imperialism’s impending doom, he remarked on rumours that it was just some sort of silly parking accident.

 
 
Michael K

In Soviet Russia, Neoists artstrike you!