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first
good for u
bigfoot was your mom’s first too.
First “Ex” you mean?
are you all trying to be the burn of the week? this would be a fail there if i ever saw one.
And so what are you trying to be with that comment?
The voice of the populous who sighed and read the next thread.
No need to be bitter.
I have 2 big feet, one slightly bigger than the other. they have never met yourr mother, but i sure would love to get them both right up her vagina someday.
That’s nice, pet.
*snork*
*hugs Loz*
You rock.
*hugs Dragon*
you rock, too, also.
*sticks a gold star on Loz’s nose for proper comma use*
*vomits*
Now now. Being bulimic won’t make you any more popular with the cool* kids. Be proud of who you are!
*and by “cool kids” I mean the total word-nerds.
*snork*
Well said!!
*masturbates*
PYRAMID OF FAIL
Now now. Just because you’ve been scammed by a pyramid scheme doesn’t mean you can’t also be popular with the cool kids.
*hug* I STILL NEED LOVE!!!
First you have to pull them out of your mouth.
*masturbates*
You’ll go blind if you keep doing that. I have some spare contact lenses you can use in the meantime though.
You do not insult Loz! Ooh, you’ve made one big mistake there, Goolie. Yours will go missing if you don’t shut it.
we have a situation here. Oh guys, you look so bitter today…
As compared to any other day?
FAKE! You’re nothing but a rubber gorilla suit and possum guts.
You like bigfoot foreplay. You paid bigfoot last night.
It’s the really REAL bigfoot! I promise. You can trust me, I’m a cop.
I’m cereal!
I’m out of focus!
(Can you lend me some?)
*lens
*zooms to the rescue with some fresh perspective*
I’m here in the corner
Okay, you like “Losing My Religion”. We get it.
Am I cerulean?
Are you inclined toward depression?
No, but I’m not azure of this as I once was.
Now that’s a blue-ribbin’ pun!
*looks indigonant*
How genteal.
Aren’t you slated to go into the navy soon?
I bet you cyan’t wait!
Not the navy, the (ultra) marines.
*hug*
Yeti another first poster.
Abominable!
Such a sassy squatch.
And Danzilla shall tower over it all… yeah ok, that didn’t work for me either.
I mean, what the heck!
lmfao, that was so funny!
-Hunny,i think there’s water in the carburettor…
- What? you don’t even know where the carburettor is? Where’s the car?
Insert Benny Hill theme here…
do do do dodododododo dododododoo dodododododo do. X4
Also insert chasing women. And small child at the end. Not that there’s any connection between the two, you sick minded pervert.
Uh huh… and these are not the droids you are looking for.
wtf?
How’s Petrov?
I hear he moved to Akademgorod to get seriously into table tennis. But they shut the city down, so he never arrived. It seems he sort of vanished in the process. Bad timing I guess. Not the best predicament for a table tennis buff.
The other day, they had an interview with Luther Blisset about the incident. As usually, he claimed that “It wasn’t me!”. After losing a lot of words on how table tennis is one of the last and most certain signs of imperialism’s impending doom, he remarked on rumours that it was just some sort of silly parking accident.
shut up!
Epic trying too hard fail.
In Soviet Russia, Neoists artstrike you!
3rd!!!
oops, 4th. rofl
BondFan, where are you?
He’s in my basement. Can I help?
yes, we have to go fight crime now. Want to help?
*kills everyone*