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At last, an advantage to being in the UK…
Posting as first has passed its expiration date as well. Get behind the sign ass hat.
“Ass hat”?
Clothing WIN!
I don’t have a hat with ass sign on it…?
Tit Pants!
Willy scarf.
boner bonnet
Pussy boots. (Not to be confused with Puss In Boots, of course.)
Chinderwear!
and a dick toupée?
Sweater Puppets
muff muff
Left-Nipple Sock
Bra Bags
@Shadow
I think you missed the point here somehow…
nose pants.
I thought we were saying random words. I went to a random word generator
Fail.
Did you really need to go to a random word generator to think up bra bags!?
You cervix mitten!
*hands fail bra to shadow*
A cervix mitten should be a new type of contraceptive.
We have the technology to make this happen..
Loz, you could definitely become filthy rich with that idea of yours
Well I’ve already got the filthy part
OMG!!! I love you guys…you all came up with the most wonderful “ass-hat” replacement insults. I think though that left nipple sock and cervix mitten are my favorites though…I am so proud
Testicle trilby.
Anus anorak
Fist rubber.
Willie Whellies
willie whelies
Nope, nope. Left-nipple sock and cervix mitten are still the best…”left” because that has always been my favorite nipple. Often overlooked, the left is actually more supple and firm.
And “mitten” cause it gives me a warm, fuzzy (no pun intended) feeling deep down in my…
*blushes*
OMG
Genital Gloves
annabellie…I found something for you. Click on my name!
Curiosity got the best of me. I may never be the same now.
Hah. Most men say that after they meet me.
I don’t doubt that one bit.
Thanks!
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…..Wait…was that a compliment??
Yes, it most definitely was.
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*reminds self of the beautiful woman at home*
Awww.
Tanks.
I will have to get myself a pair of purple ones…Thanks for the tip. Now I can keep my nipples AND my cervix warm and fuzzy…again, no pun.
Warm-hearted Fuzz is right-handed, which could come in (no pun), um, right handy, should you care to display some firm favoritism.
These cervix mittens are quite fantastic, aren’t they?
I’ve never felt so cosy… and protected. Are they one-size-fits-all?
They had better be! I don’t think I want to go back for repeated fittings if they are custom ordered.
I like the blue ones! Those are seriously silly.
Are these still all directed at me?… coz if they are.. Number of insults win!!!
You mean it isn’t the dental plan.
yippie! among the first-ish posts…maybe.
No, You Fail
gosh. It’s starts shacking again….. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O rly?
XD
This is the least funny failpic I’ve ever seen.
Failblog fail
I agree, Whats funny about it?.
Help! I don’t see the joke.
neither do i….understand fail
may because some of the sea food is on both sides of the point of expire
The fail is supposed to be that grocery stores can’t sell products beyond their expiration date.
But this is obviously a thrift store, and not a grocery store and will sell out of date and/or damaged goods cheap. Since most items ‘out of date’ are actually still quite safe and tasty, and now cheap as well, this is another win and not a fail at all.
I totally agree, the words Seafood+ Past expiration date sounds tasty as hell. A definite Gastrointestinal Fail
Yummm… food poisoning, the way mom used to make it.
It’s in an Airtight container, what could go wrong?
Don’t worry if it’s green inside. Penicillin comes from mold, you know.
I’m allergic to penicillin.
Well…then it’s all right for YOU to worry!
Botox anyone?
“Airtight” means nothing gets in or out. The problem is, there’s stuff already in it.
My mom always served it with a side of botulism…
You had it lucky. My mother only ever gave us cold listeriosis.
Subtle Monty Python reference WIN!
I agree with that, it’s a win actually, since the store made a confession ’bout the expiration date. And for these instant noodles (seafood flavor) which I can see here, and some chips, nothing to be worried ’bout. Expired or not, the taste will be almost the same.
People who shop at thrift stores don’t win, that’s why they shop at thrift stores.
not true in all cases. sometimes you can find some very awesome stuff at a thrift store. its amazing what some people get rid of. if you can get a silk blouse with a designer label that looks new for $2 why would you be retarded and pay $75 for the same thing? Also shopping at a thrift store helps the environment. Even with getting it cleaned it will still be cheaper than buying it at the store.