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Hm…Haven’t I seen this post a gazillion times already?
oh…. so is not the FIRST time??
Press the button to post faster than the monkey and win a Britney Spears ringtone.
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You—-(O)—-The Monkey
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You lost, the monkey posted FIRST !!
6th! I’ll get you, monkey boy!
Thread Etiquette Fail! When declaring sequential order on such threads you must spell out your numerical position rather than stupidly using a number where you do not know how to spell.
6th-wrong
Sixth-right
P.S. seventh
SECOND
ah sorry
had to
You had to? So there’s someone with a gun to the back of your head yelling at you to post “Second” otherwise he’s going to spray your brains all over your 15″ monitor?
No?
I didn’t think so…
Good job to annoy Lol, rayray. You happy now? ARE YOU??
You had to. There’s someone with a knob to the back of your anus yelling at you t o post “AArrgHH!”, otherwise he’s going to spray your back and all over your 15″ wang.
No?
I defs think so..
Good job to complete.
My wang is 15″. If you start at the baldder…
bladder*
your wang is 15″ if you start from the ground, shortcake
im 5’10 jackass, you just told me my penis was approx. 2-2.5 ft. you got me good.
heh, but you’re still american.
Even if that truly bothered me, you are still dimwitted. at least i was born this way. There is no one to blame for your stupidity but yourself…
if it didn’t bother you, you wouldn’t have replied. No need to be defensive, brother. I try so hard not to be stupid. We all bleed red. Except predator. and the prime minister of NZ.
you both fail
threads like these are unfunny blog eyesores
Pissing contest = two losers.
Yes, but we’re funny.
:p
haha, so now you are STARTING a pissing contest with me?
haha. All i can say is im only on here to waste these ten hour shifts at work. Whats your excuse?
and if it is a pissing contest, im betting id win with my penis apparently being 2ft long…
and we have pretty ideas and witty eyes
… and no more time to waste on you.
Relax, Adoni…I was just funning you. I have nothing to prove.
im jsut having fun as well.
bein a pain in the ass is fun to me…
Sorry folks…
Make up time?
Then I recommend more shiny sparkles in our wits and less cheesy kid stuff on our wangs.
“You fight the beast long enough, you will become it”
You argue with stupid people, the argument will be stupid.
no better way to say it really. having an intelligent debate with a dumbass is like reasoning with an infant.
I won’t argue with that.
What the sign does not say : there is a crocodile waiting in the disabled toiled bowl.
I thought the crocodile was at the bottom of the stairs. Or was it a slope?
Previous fail reference win!
I do not see the fail here. Someone help me. I know it’s probably something obvious but I don’t see it.
Kinda hard to climb stairs with a wheel chair.
The fail is that the arrow is point up as if someone wouldnt know the roof was above them. its kinda silly actually…
the arrow is point up. roof above. me hungry. seek limb now.
No no no, dumb dumb. Think about it if you were in a wheelchair – how the hell is someone in a wheelchair supposed to go up the stairs?!
Well, if they put a ladder on top of a tractor…
no shit that was the fail. i was messing with them, but thank you for the all too obvious explanation. and so you know, there are wheelchairs that CAN climb stairs. they are awesome. like a crippled cyborg
There’s rooftop parking for wheelchairs, and the toilet is disabled (= broken) ?
Sigh… yet again… Disabled toilet is the way Handicap Bathrooms or whatever are referred to in certain countries, eg. Australia. We had this problem with people getting the complete wrong fail the last time there was a similar fail…
Disabled irony. FAIL!
in soviet russia, irony leads to your disablement.
in your disablement, irony leads to soviet russia.
You mean like an irony deficiency?? There are nootrishunal supplements for that, you know.
There’s also probably a Visine for that.
Cause why permanently label a broken toilet…
Another case of failing to find fail. I guess you can say they fail?
………. Wow, are you serious? I just explained it. Calling the toilet “disabled” is NOT a fail, because they are not saying it’s broken… they are saying it is for handicapped people…
Disabled irony FAIL again!!!
“disabled” is not politically correct. The proper term is “physically challenged.”
Or maybe it’s because the sign shows the toilet for people in wheelchairs is up a flight of stairs.
I always use the wheelchair toilet. It’s not a parking space.
that is so dumb tho. id rather be called disabled than physically challenged. climbing a mountain is physically challenging. having NO LEGS is disabled.
Technically, having no legs is a pain in the ass.
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And for once I second your point of view, politically correct sucks.
haha, its usually more of a pain in the stumps ( depending where they are lopped off at )
and to further my point from before, i would want to punch someone if they called me a “physically challenged veteran” ill take disabled veteran any day
but then again, i wouldnt hit someone because im a nice guy
Hey, I’d like to try taking a disabled veteran too, must be fun. All the talk without the walk
no no, that’s Kanye west
As the sister of many disabled siblings, I think “disabled” is fine.
dissibling: the act of disrespecting a disabled sibling
(turns out mine were just dissembling, so I’m dissassembling their shameless simulation)
sara J??? Sara Jones?????? its addie from camp!
But what kind of people challenges disabled people physically?
Shame on you (that kind of ppl, not you Adoni, unless you are one of them)!
Actually i am a disabled Veteran ( combat medic, hooah ) but anyway, i know of groups of disabled vets that go kyaking and fly fishing and some of my ex-inlaws were involved in the disabled X games ( won a bunch of gold medals too haha, they were both disabled vets as well, kind of odd really ) and im getting back into rock climbing. so yes, i am one
woah. killed that conversation buddy.
its a good thing you weren’t a part of that conversation then, isn’t it?
Go suck your name.
go lick your mum’s adoni
haha. Your just full of wit aren’t you? you fail at life.
In the event of poor wit, i troll.
BURN
Adoni, I want to thank you for your service to our country. That might not mean much posted in the failblog comments, but thank you anyway.
I second that and it’s probably not even my country. I’m just in awe, since I have a comparatively small problem with my health and it impacts my life quite badly, and you dudes are doing all these awesome sports – I’m impressed and inspired.
I have disabled many a toilet
I’m not white, I’m Racially Challenged!!
it’s not over until the circumferentially enhanced lady sings.
*sings*
I’m not tall, I’m vertically abled!
My head’s not fuzzy, I lack focus!
TITLE FAIL
The fails lately are not as epic as they used to be. Give us some REAL fails! The kind that has men doubling over, clutching their balls! Give us stupid-oh-no-he-didn’t fails! Crashes and burns! Not ambiguous photos with so-so-he-might-have-meant-something-else fails! We wanna see pain! We wanna see the next Darwin Award winners!
Give me the courage not to write it…
We wanna see the next Darwin Award winners! : burnt toast ?
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Oh god, I failed again.
Yeah… where are the good old fails we used to see? Some of these are humourous but I’ve not seen something truely hilarious for a week now…
Also, burnt toast is old news. Try ‘Volleyball Faceplant’ or something similar. >_>
*prepares for flaming with fireproof suit*
If the toilet’s disabled, why would go there anyway?
To make fun of it.
ARGH! Stop the ignorance! The fail ISN’T the fact that it says “Disabled”, because that means it’s a toilet for people who are disabled… the fail is that it’s up a flight of stairs…
Take a joke. It’s obvious what it means, but why can’t people use a play on words?
And besides, wouldn’t it have been easier to just fix the disabled toilet then to re-design the signage, have it printed, then have it posted?
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Efficiency: FAIL!
I read on wikipedia that not all disabled people use wheel chairs.
Sounds like witchcraft to me!!!!!!
yes, some people are severely mentally handicapped, like wikipedia users for example.
I looked up your comment on Wikipedia, and it says you’re wrong.
Yeah, if you look really closely at the video for “Weird” Al Yankovic’s White and Nerdy where he’s editting a wikipedia page by typing “YOU SUCK!!!” in huge letters, the page he’s editting is the wikipedia for chez.
Wow, that was a long sentence. I probably violated a few grammar rules.
*runs from grammar police*
The sentence COULD have been better constructed, but it wasn’t too bad. The only real problem is that you spelled “editing” wrong. That’s okay, though. We’ll let you off with a warning this time. Just keep your seatbelt on and type safe, okay?
*hands Sara an extra ‘ly’*
The enceinte are notoriously adverbially challenged.
*takes extra ‘ly’ gratefully*
Ahh, thank you, Dragon. Have you noticed that the grammar police always feel like the laws don’t apply to them?
Could say the same of the Encient Régime,
nests pas below this level?
If a disabled person weighs less than a duck it is a witch.
She turned me into a newt!
Don’t keep us hanging…did you get better?
I got better.
Are you Gerry Mander’s sister Sally?
Their relations are a bit amphibious.
Nothing like seeing
an axolotl,
To drive you back
Inside the bottle.
Yeah I smarted off to a disabled woman and she turned me into a newt. I got better.
The toilet lost a leg in Vietnam. Respect our veterans.
Respect are veterans?
spek teh english
the toilet has “special needs”
Double fail if this sign isn’t in a parking garage.