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101 Failures in Communication »

Tom

Hm…Haven’t I seen this post a gazillion times already?

foo bar

oh…. so is not the FIRST time??

MrDan

Press the button to post faster than the monkey and win a Britney Spears ringtone.
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You—-(O)—-The Monkey
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You lost, the monkey posted FIRST !!

ronber

6th! I’ll get you, monkey boy!

 
 
 
 
Lol

You had to? So there’s someone with a gun to the back of your head yelling at you to post “Second” otherwise he’s going to spray your brains all over your 15″ monitor?

No?

I didn’t think so…

ronber

Good job to annoy Lol, rayray. You happy now? ARE YOU??

WANG

You had to. There’s someone with a knob to the back of your anus yelling at you t o post “AArrgHH!”, otherwise he’s going to spray your back and all over your 15″ wang.
No?
I defs think so..

Good job to complete.

Adoni

My wang is 15″. If you start at the baldder…

 
WANG

your wang is 15″ if you start from the ground, shortcake

Adoni

im 5′10 jackass, you just told me my penis was approx. 2-2.5 ft. you got me good.

WANG

heh, but you’re still american.

Adoni

Even if that truly bothered me, you are still dimwitted. at least i was born this way. There is no one to blame for your stupidity but yourself…

WANG

if it didn’t bother you, you wouldn’t have replied. No need to be defensive, brother. I try so hard not to be stupid. We all bleed red. Except predator. and the prime minister of NZ.

fuzz on the concept

you both fail
threads like these are unfunny blog eyesores

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Dragonwriter

Pissing contest = two losers.

 
Adoni

you two complain and yet you are on here HOW OFTEN? quit bitching….

 
Dragonwriter

Yes, but we’re funny.

:p

 
Adoni

haha, so now you are STARTING a pissing contest with me?
haha. All i can say is im only on here to waste these ten hour shifts at work. Whats your excuse?

 
Adoni

and if it is a pissing contest, im betting id win with my penis apparently being 2ft long…

 
fuzz on the concept

and we have pretty ideas and witty eyes

 
fuzz on the concept

… and no more time to waste on you.

 
Dragonwriter

Relax, Adoni…I was just funning you. I have nothing to prove.

 
Adoni

im jsut having fun as well. :) bein a pain in the ass is fun to me…

Sorry folks…

 
fuzz on the concept

Make up time?
Then I recommend more shiny sparkles in our wits and less cheesy kid stuff on our wangs.

 
Adoni

“You fight the beast long enough, you will become it”

You argue with stupid people, the argument will be stupid.

no better way to say it really. having an intelligent debate with a dumbass is like reasoning with an infant.

 
fuzz on the concept

I won’t argue with that. :)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
MrDan

What the sign does not say : there is a crocodile waiting in the disabled toiled bowl.

Karen

I thought the crocodile was at the bottom of the stairs. Or was it a slope?

Sara J

Previous fail reference win!

 
 
 
Jurgen

I do not see the fail here. Someone help me. I know it’s probably something obvious but I don’t see it.

ronber

Kinda hard to climb stairs with a wheel chair.

 
Adoni

The fail is that the arrow is point up as if someone wouldnt know the roof was above them. its kinda silly actually…

WANG

the arrow is point up. roof above. me hungry. seek limb now.

 
Nacey

No no no, dumb dumb. Think about it if you were in a wheelchair - how the hell is someone in a wheelchair supposed to go up the stairs?!

Jim

Well, if they put a ladder on top of a tractor…

 
Adoni

no shit that was the fail. i was messing with them, but thank you for the all too obvious explanation. and so you know, there are wheelchairs that CAN climb stairs. they are awesome. like a crippled cyborg

 
 
 
Toris

There’s rooftop parking for wheelchairs, and the toilet is disabled (= broken) ?

Lol

Sigh… yet again… Disabled toilet is the way Handicap Bathrooms or whatever are referred to in certain countries, eg. Australia. We had this problem with people getting the complete wrong fail the last time there was a similar fail…

m00_teh_fishz0r

in soviet russia, irony leads to your disablement.

mr sausage

in your disablement, irony leads to soviet russia.

Pretentious White Girl

You mean like an irony deficiency?? There are nootrishunal supplements for that, you know.

daemonmcrae

There’s also probably a Visine for that.

 
 
 
 
 
GoodLord

Cause why permanently label a broken toilet…

Another case of failing to find fail. I guess you can say they fail?

Lol

………. Wow, are you serious? I just explained it. Calling the toilet “disabled” is NOT a fail, because they are not saying it’s broken… they are saying it is for handicapped people…

loufail

Disabled irony FAIL again!!!

 
 
 
 
 
VOLcano

“disabled” is not politically correct. The proper term is “physically challenged.”

Or maybe it’s because the sign shows the toilet for people in wheelchairs is up a flight of stairs.

I always use the wheelchair toilet. It’s not a parking space.

Adoni

that is so dumb tho. id rather be called disabled than physically challenged. climbing a mountain is physically challenging. having NO LEGS is disabled.

MrDan

Technically, having no legs is a pain in the ass.
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And for once I second your point of view, politically correct sucks.

Adoni

haha, its usually more of a pain in the stumps ( depending where they are lopped off at )

and to further my point from before, i would want to punch someone if they called me a “physically challenged veteran” ill take disabled veteran any day
but then again, i wouldnt hit someone because im a nice guy :)

MrDan

Hey, I’d like to try taking a disabled veteran too, must be fun. All the talk without the walk :D

chez

no no, that’s Kanye west

 
 
Sara J

As the sister of many disabled siblings, I think “disabled” is fine.

fuzz on the concept

dissibling: the act of disrespecting a disabled sibling
(turns out mine were just dissembling, so I’m dissassembling their shameless simulation)

 
 
 
 
PigPillow

But what kind of people challenges disabled people physically?
Shame on you (that kind of ppl, not you Adoni, unless you are one of them)!

Adoni

Actually i am a disabled Veteran ( combat medic, hooah ) but anyway, i know of groups of disabled vets that go kyaking and fly fishing and some of my ex-inlaws were involved in the disabled X games ( won a bunch of gold medals too haha, they were both disabled vets as well, kind of odd really ) and im getting back into rock climbing. so yes, i am one

WANG

woah. killed that conversation buddy.

Adoni

its a good thing you weren’t a part of that conversation then, isn’t it?
Go suck your name.

WANG

go lick your mum’s adoni

Adoni

haha. Your just full of wit aren’t you? you fail at life.

WANG

In the event of poor wit, i troll.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Sara J

Adoni, I want to thank you for your service to our country. That might not mean much posted in the failblog comments, but thank you anyway. :)

Nacey

I second that and it’s probably not even my country. I’m just in awe, since I have a comparatively small problem with my health and it impacts my life quite badly, and you dudes are doing all these awesome sports - I’m impressed and inspired.

 
 
 
 
 
Cash--

I have disabled many a toilet