A shaken martini waters it down due to the ice chipping off due to the vigorous shaking, whereas a stirred martini is gently stirred and no ice (or very little) is chipped and then melted. Therefore Mr. Bond drinks a wussy drink.
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(WW)

A shaken martini might initially take on more water, but a stirred on keeps the ice in the glass, it continues o melt, and continues to dilute the drink…….think about it

OMG NO! You heretic. The martini must still be strained when poured into the glass.

(Comments wont dante below this level)

Dante’s Inferno? Anyone?
*Paging Loz and Dragonwriter*

*abandons hope*

Abandoning hope is somewhat sysophysian (sp?). . .

…And we have news that the amount of braincells have just increased with fuzz.

Which ring? What exactally was his crime? I am unfamiliar with the punishment for bad grammer and spelling, but MASTURBATING falls into the fourth or fifth ring….I think;)

The burning ring.
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Or so says the man in black.

You haven’t read Dante, have you raelalt. Annabellie has, and she deserves to join the Failblog intelect club.

And you don’t know your Johny Cash do you?
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I just wonder how many have actually read “Inferno” instead of just quoting the well known images and phrases garnered by others. Have you?

And you don’t know your Johnny Cash.
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And I wonder just how many who quote the well known
(to the point of being cliched) concepts of Inferno have
actually read it.
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Have you?

And you ain’t walked the line, NotACountryWesternBandFan.

Right on. I’m no C&W fan myself, but Cash transcended genre.

Well I bet you don’t have rhythm. Or the cocaine blues. Or stripes, for that matter.

I have read Dante.

And what did you learn?

hell is shiny.