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God’s Balls! My first FIRST!
Also, that’s why my hubby proposed to me naked in the sack. It’s hard to say no to a guy who just screwed your brains out.
I always say “NO” when a man tries to screw my brains out.
NO NO NO! RAPE! NO!
YES YES YES!
Ooh baby, just like that…
Like babies eh?
Only on ice with a splash of vodka.
yum baby-tini’s!
A vodka baby-tini, shaken, not sti-Oh good god, what am I saying?
*Cries quietly in corner at own sickness*
BABIES! Damn, I’m hungry. Let’s fire up the ol’ BBQ and make some tasty dead baby corpse flambe sirloin rump roast shoulder pork dead animals!
How dare you ignore my James Bond impression!
*Slaps talonsofpeace*
I’ll slap you again if I have to!
A shaken martini waters it down due to the ice chipping off due to the vigorous shaking, whereas a stirred martini is gently stirred and no ice (or very little) is chipped and then melted. Therefore Mr. Bond drinks a wussy drink.
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(WW)
A shaken martini might initially take on more water, but a stirred on keeps the ice in the glass, it continues o melt, and continues to dilute the drink…….think about it
OMG NO! You heretic. The martini must still be strained when poured into the glass.
Oh, Mr. Don Logan reincarnated.
Can’t fuck with jesus…
Tell that to the Roman Catholics.
Or the Romans
Or Walter
Or Waldo.
I FOUND WALDO!!
in other news-waldo Did not find Jesus. And was soon cast into the lake of fire.
I’d toss him into the ring of fire.
(Comments wont dante below this level)
Dante’s Inferno? Anyone?
*Paging Loz and Dragonwriter*
*abandons hope*
Abandoning hope is somewhat sysophysian (sp?). . .
…And we have news that the amount of braincells have just increased with fuzz.
Which ring? What exactally was his crime? I am unfamiliar with the punishment for bad grammer and spelling, but MASTURBATING falls into the fourth or fifth ring….I think;)
The burning ring.
.
Or so says the man in black.
You haven’t read Dante, have you raelalt. Annabellie has, and she deserves to join the Failblog intelect club.
And you don’t know your Johny Cash do you?
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I just wonder how many have actually read “Inferno” instead of just quoting the well known images and phrases garnered by others. Have you?
And you don’t know your Johnny Cash.
.
And I wonder just how many who quote the well known
(to the point of being cliched) concepts of Inferno have
actually read it.
.
Have you?
And you ain’t walked the line, NotACountryWesternBandFan.
Right on. I’m no C&W fan myself, but Cash transcended genre.
Well I bet you don’t have rhythm. Or the cocaine blues. Or stripes, for that matter.
I have read Dante.
And what did you learn?
hell is shiny.
Eight year olds, dude. Eight year olds.
Stop WHINING and be to the point.
Oh damn you, I was SO close to getting this one. You absolute prick
Oh, I sorry. Here, have a failcake.
chocolate fail cake?
Gorramit, I had an appropriate response, but the failblog failed me. In any event:
Super Failcake!
cakewrecks(dot)blogspot(dot)com
Firefly/Serenity reference?
…and may it be your last
That’s ok, at least I’ve achieved one of my last great goals in life. All that’s left on my list is home-ownership and a boob job.
If you need a boob job, I know a guy.
Just call him Dad.
Do you know a guy if I don’t need a boob job?
I’ve never met anyone with a conditional relationship with a guy.
[/demetrimartinwin]
Yeah! Congrats m8!!
Watch her lips as she bends down to speak to him: “DUDE! I’M YOUR SISTER”
Fail!
Burn…
…Baby burn
Yes Yes! Dead babies on fire! Celebrate! Screw Burning Man and their stupid wood armature! Real dead babies are the dead bee’s knees! *Gargles*
Sorry? Are you a member of a new cult? Nice to meet you. How about a free trip to the loony bin.
remember that time I proposed to you infront of those thousands of people at that basketball game and you walked away.- well at least the mascot gave me a sympathy hand job afterwords.
and a beer.
And an ice cream
and herpes
And impreginated you.
And a hair ball
i have two hair balls.
Really? Do you collect them? I’ve heard of stamp collectors, but a hairball collector?
Your mother collects them. /owned
…Um, that is the worst insult I have heard in a decade. ‘Cept for mine.