Failblog fail indeed! It seems this blessed site has been corrupted by scaremongering (something i never thought i’d see) it is a sad sad day. Anyway there was no nipples at all, it was just side-boob.
yea man! fail blogs censoring this? just a side-boob?? someone musta complained cuz when i looked through all of the fail pics, there was one with a girl sittin in a urinal and they didnt put the black thing there, even tho there was a hell lot more showing then this, idk, maybe they cencored that too, but yea… lets hope failblog doesnt start cencoring other random shit just cuz someone complained, or else the whole website could be covered in black, even if there was nothing naughty
I like tits as much as the next guy, but if Failblog gets banned on the sites in the ’share this’ bar, it kills their click throughs and ad rates and then there is no more Failblog.
It sucks that it’s that way but they gotta make money to keep the site running.
As you said, i like tits just as much as you, Papa Bear, and i CAN’T believe they censored a side boob.
Thats like the biggest crime in the history of humainty… :’(
*[no longer masturbating]*
Sorry, I forgot TWIAVBP. One of the people running for President of the U.S. chose a virtual unknown by the name of Palin (NOT of Monty PYthon fame) as his running mate.
With enough money, you TOO can have that hardly sexual experience. Unless she offered for free. Maybe that little girl is her daughter, and she can’t afford child care because she keeps offering free dances.
Lol, only cause I love the concept of “asshat”. I mean, really, what can possibly be any more useless than a hat for your ass? Is there a better insult out there?
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1324/
Double post, but I thought it needed clarifying that I was referring, of course, to the asshat. I hope you’ll realize that an asshat is very important indeed.
yeah, forget the baby’s clothes, does no one realize that the guy across from the stripper has a stain on his shirt?? its like she peed on him or something. :]
How can you know she’s hot? She might have yellow, meth-rotten teeth, massive pimples, and a nose to rival Barbara Streisand’s. Not to mention a possible horrible personality and the hygiene of a water buffalo. All you see is her body. Not her face or what she’s like. So you don’t know that she’s hot.
Besides, I think we should be focusing on the fact some putz brought his toddler daughter to a stag party!
It looks like another young’un with the cap on (at an age where the sight of boobs inspires a different sort of hunger) and what is that mysterious wet spot on the stripey shirt guy?
I don’t see why this is neccessarily a parenting fail…I mean, sure, there are some women who end up working as stripping because of abuse in their childhood, but there are plenty of women who choose to strip because they’re sexually liberated and enjoy showing off their bodies. It’s wrong to just assume the worst about…what’s that? There’s a baby in the picture? I didn’t see any baby…oh, there’s the baby over on the right. Taking a baby to a bachelor party would be a parenting fail.
In reality, that baby is actually a stripper in a very young age – you gotta start out early you know. Look how she grinds herself towards that man behind her.
More likely than not, the only thing the stripper is making that baby is hungry since it’s still in the boob=food mode. The true fail, in my opnion, is the pre-teen in the black hooded sweatshirt and cap. It almost looks like he doesn’t want to look at the girl, but his curiosity won’t allow him to turn away. That boy is going back to 5th grade as the most popular guy in school.
The fatty in the center is not really security – he is wearing a “die wilden Kerle” sweater which is from Germany and are semi famous children movies about kids playing football with vampires and stuff (I know it sounds seriously random…). As this is aimed at about 8-14 years I guess the “security guy” is actually one of the parenting fail little ones which is not only semi loitering in the corner but probably with his little one also semi standing…
I would’ve loved to be security that age and “standing” in the corner… Now it looks like a bit a dull party for german bankers…
I agree about the baby but why should it harm the kid? If he has not already seen p0rn it will satisfy him for the next few weeks and he doesn’t have to think about the ugly school girls underwear anymore.
Woh!
This must be in Germany.
That guy (girl?) with the Basecap wears a “Die Wilden Kerle”-Sweater.
So this means it must be Germany (Switzerland or Austria maybe) and this guy must be around 14…
Uh… That statement just gives him a giganormous Cock… Unless ofcourse you mean to say, “considering the “tip” of your thingy takes up a good 90% of the entire LENGTH- yes it counts.”
you try to speak aramaic all your life and then switch to some internet english- and then get back to me. I died for your sins remember, I think I can slip up on a little word play here and there huh? maybe I earned it.
I don’t believe in Religion, it is just another way to divide humanity. As for Correcting your “internet english” why wouldn’t I? I’m not insulting you, I’m just correcting you. Unless ofcourse you feel that it IS an insult. In this case, you have miscalculated.
No thanks Dork, I prefer not to calculate anyones genitals. I will not even think about MIScalculating them. Although you would like it…wouldn’t you? Fag. Even your avatar is gay.
one of the significant others doesn’t trust her man to behave at a bachelor’s party, so she makes him bring their kid along (to deter debauchery). she seriously miscalculated her man’s porniness.
Prude: a person who is excessively or priggishly attentive to propriety or decorum; especially : a woman who shows or affects extreme modesty
There is nothing horrifying about a naked human.
There is nothing shameful about a naked human.
There is no age limit before which those statements cease to be true.
You are a prude.
Why did you pluralize baby?
When did the overly large black block come in to play? Side boob without a nipple view is fair game. Censorship fail, or is it a censorship win? Either way it’s a good times fail, unlike that party, which looks like a win to me. Does the guy in the back have a forty? Where’s the booze? That stupid baby probably drank it all.
Sadly, there was a wee bit of nipple showing, which my very offended eyes took a few seconds to truly identify… after getting much, much closer to the monitor. Then I decided that you would be scarred if you were allowed to see the same thing I did, so I requested the black bar.
Sad but true… even sadder is the ignorance of any so called vice either by lack of education or lack of experience leads to the highest occurrence of malfeasance in any given vice. Higher incidents of teen pregnancies in American cultures that don’t talk about sex, higher incidents of alcoholism in youths who didn’t grow up with alcohol in the home.
But the greatest tragedy of puritanism in America is Violence is more acceptable than Sex in our media rating systems (movies, video games, magazines etc)…
There is no black bar in the RSS feed. At least there wasn’t when I looked at it. Also, whats up with the 14 year old guy back there? Thats the real fail. The baby wont remember this, but that kid is going to masturbate so hard when he gets home.
oh god, now showing some guy pretty much amputating his foot (video, some time ago) is cool, and a side shot of few square inch of a nice tit (whic was kind of the best side of this quite bland fail) is censure-worthy, blah.
*For those ignorant of history, the reason Polanski hides out in Europe is because he drugged and raped a 14 year old girl. Rather then being a real man and facing his punishment – or doing the world a favor and killing himself as all pedophiles should do – he ran away and makes sure he stays out of countries with extridition treatings with the US.
I came back to this one today only to find the hint of boobs had been covered. There was barely anything showing. What kinda republican, religious nazis are you?
There IS a problem with that, because it’s a STRIPPER doing SEXUAL movements nearby a young, impressionable child. The poor kid is gonna get the wrong idea about what she should be when she grows up, and will think that there’s nothing wrong with the whole purpose of her life to give some dickhead, that she dosn’t even know, a boner.
Hah.. I actually had something similar happen to me.
My aunt thought it would be funny to have a stripper show up to my HS graduation party… at my parent’s house, while my sister, parents and grandparents were there.
Yeah… that’s embarassing.
Worse: My grandfather was a camcorder nut and video taped it.
first?
no, maybe next time…sorry.
Parenting Fail? More like Kid Win!! Although it looks to be a little girl… perhaps shes a lesbian.
Lesbian Kid Win!
OMFG they covered her boobs! yesterday i saw boobs! today? NO BOOBS! FAILBLOG FAIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Failblog fail indeed! It seems this blessed site has been corrupted by scaremongering (something i never thought i’d see) it is a sad sad day. Anyway there was no nipples at all, it was just side-boob.
yea man! fail blogs censoring this? just a side-boob?? someone musta complained cuz when i looked through all of the fail pics, there was one with a girl sittin in a urinal and they didnt put the black thing there, even tho there was a hell lot more showing then this, idk, maybe they cencored that too, but yea… lets hope failblog doesnt start cencoring other random shit just cuz someone complained, or else the whole website could be covered in black, even if there was nothing naughty
yeah .
absurd boob censoring
I like tits as much as the next guy, but if Failblog gets banned on the sites in the ’share this’ bar, it kills their click throughs and ad rates and then there is no more Failblog.
It sucks that it’s that way but they gotta make money to keep the site running.
As you said, i like tits just as much as you, Papa Bear, and i CAN’T believe they censored a side boob.
Thats like the biggest crime in the history of humainty… :’(
*[no longer masturbating]*
i know! they show failed penis shaped objects like water fountain fail! why not the side boob!
I like side-boob! It’s still boob!
fail for blocking out the tittays
YAAAYY!
WTF? when i looked at this one after it went up there was no black bar, someone goofed or complained.
I’m feeling very sorry for you. I also don’t like the bar, you can’t see the fail when the picture is like that.
I want side-boob back.
*signing petition*
*holding angry sign against censorship*
*getting pushed aside by Mrs Palin*
Now if McCain had selected MICHAEL Palin he might have had a chance.
I totally would have voted for Michael Palin. He’s actually been around the world a few times, you know.
Yeah, but Mrs. Palin has been around the block a lot more.
I think Miss. Palin has done so as well.
What does Palin have to do with anything? Is Palin Derangement Syndrome the new neurosis on the block? ;_;
Sorry, I forgot TWIAVBP. One of the people running for President of the U.S. chose a virtual unknown by the name of Palin (NOT of Monty PYthon fame) as his running mate.
are you sure the bar isnt part of her outfit?
OMG, Our childern our being introduced to sexual experiences way to younge :shakes head:
*masturbates*
Wait… Can this be construed as child porn?
awww man thats f.uck.ed up. I say some pretty dumb sh.its but u crossed the line. *hopes u get run over*
Yes, and your comment counts as dumb.
Well, there’s the Burn of the Week.
Whenever I see Jurgen, for some reason, I think of hand lotion. *masturbates*
and that’s where the parenting FAILED.
i think you guys were a little hard on piteous… that was pretty funny
Well you can look at the kid all you want, I’ll look at the stripper.
*masturbates heavily*
Yes. Yes it can. Not good.
pedo-fail
children*
too*
young*
You forgot:
are*
FAIL
and NAME FAIL
xD
Paying some overtanned/fake breasted/greasy woman to rub on you is hardly a “sexual experience”
omg i want that hardly sexual experience
Oh, you just wish you could be hard.
Wow, nicely played Orygunner!
*jumps in bed with M@ and Orygunner*
Who’s rimming who first?
Well, this is awkward… *leaves room*
Waaaaaaaaay ahead of you…
“Awkward” seems a bit mature to describe those posts — they strike me as more “on the brink of adolescence” or “pre-pubesy.”
*joins Khaaaaaaaan*
*Bones fuzz*
*Security grabs Jurgen and throws him off of a bridge.*
Stay away from the fuzz.
*Bones security*
*Security’s security throws Jurgen in front of a semi truck with no escape.*
Stay away from the security.
Really, people?
Parenting fail is right… all you have to do is read this set of comments!
sweetness, Tiamat.
With enough money, you TOO can have that hardly sexual experience. Unless she offered for free. Maybe that little girl is her daughter, and she can’t afford child care because she keeps offering free dances.
I dunno. That could be right, as this looks to be in the south and she is blond.
That completes my perfect fantasy!
Does this mean you’re gay? Because it really sounds like it.
Where’s your pink tutu asshat?
Lol, only cause I love the concept of “asshat”. I mean, really, what can possibly be any more useless than a hat for your ass? Is there a better insult out there?
…it’s his name…
Asshat?
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1324/
Asshat?
explosm dot net/comics/1324/
I’d pay someone to add “Hoopla” into a conversation. (I nicked this from another convo xD)
This hoopla is absurd.
My original use of the word “hoopla” is causing quite a…stir.
I wonder if I should form a new band called Mott the Hoopla.
I’m even willing to bet that it is her kid, and the guy holding her is the baby daddy.
HOOPLA
Do you read explosm??
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1324/
Double post, but I thought it needed clarifying that I was referring, of course, to the asshat. I hope you’ll realize that an asshat is very important indeed.
With the censor strip, you can’t even be sure that that’s a woman you’re looking at. That could be a guy with some homo hairstyle, for all we know.
Child: Daddy, why doesn’t mommy give you lap dances?
Dad: Well, honey, because it disturbs me when mommy’s breasts slap into my shin-
Mom: -and most women expect to be paid for putting up with your daddy, honey.
Spell Check Fail
Mmm, I wonder if that baby will remember that later on in life?
I will assume that baby is female (Pink Cloths) though it seems it could also be male…
IF FeMale that baby will have the training it needs to be an adult!
IF Male then that baby will eternally understand itself..
Other than the fact that I signed a petition to get rid of you..
I agree with one of the things you said.
O? and which 1 of those did you agree with?
That the baby has pink cloths.
All the better for it to help soak up that stain on the striped guys shirt.
OHH RIIIGHT! I said cloths instead of clothes…… iFail.
lol burn.
yeah, forget the baby’s clothes, does no one realize that the guy across from the stripper has a stain on his shirt?? its like she peed on him or something. :]
OR like he jizzed in his pants. He must be quite easily stimulated. THAT must be how the baby was made!
She’ll probably only remember how cold and dark it was in the trash bin with all those empty beer bottles.
o.O
That’s horrible…
I know! Right? Empty bottles should go in the recycling bin!
Win
ooooh yeaaaah…. *masturbates rapidly*
=|
Damn she’s hot!
Failblog traffic increase WIN.
How can you know she’s hot? She might have yellow, meth-rotten teeth, massive pimples, and a nose to rival Barbara Streisand’s. Not to mention a possible horrible personality and the hygiene of a water buffalo. All you see is her body. Not her face or what she’s like. So you don’t know that she’s hot.
Besides, I think we should be focusing on the fact some putz brought his toddler daughter to a stag party!
*masturbates*
You realize that you are masturbating to the lamest stag party ever, right?
I mean…four limp balloons, a streamer, and one greased-up stripper.
Wheeeeeeeee.
I think he got excited by all the guys there.
Yeah the bored teenager leaning against the wall is a win.
Well said.
“She” could totally be a guy.
I guess the baby also enjoys watching boobs…
boobs=food for him, so ain’t that obvious?
=|
…
There’s no fail here. This was taken on Bring Your Child to Work Day!
BRING YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY!!1!ELKLEVEN
LOLLOLOELOROTFLMmFAOBYASFAO!
“food for him”?
Gender Identification FAIL!
it’s true, babies love the shit out of some boobs.
Boobs are not where shit comes from. Biology knowledge fail!
stfu, stfu.
David, stfu. stfu, David.
I’m glad you met.
group hug!!
He meant it as a slang/figure of speech. slang knowledge fail!
Watching? For babies,
boobs = OM NOM NOM NOM MMMMMMM GOOOD
NOM NOM NOM!
*masturbates at increased velocity*
Um… Wow. I just… wow.
Please, somebody tell me this is photoshopped. Somebody tell me there’s a color change or a pixelated “seam” around the baby. Please.
Or at least tell me that kid didn’t grow up to be one of my students. That would explain a lot.
Hey! Don’t hate, them fella’s tipped me real good, mmhmm. And that baby sho’ was cute, but it spit up on my favorite g-string
*slaps the hoe*
Ho = lady in picture above
Hoe = gardening tool
Guy on the far left:
“Stripper grease stain on the shirt fail”
Sorry to disappoint you, but that’s not grease.
How the fuck do you know?
Grease tastes better.
strippers are the greasiest people around. It’s just science.
you’ve never been in McDonalds then
I’m sure he has, isn’t it one of the plagues he predicted?
i think it represents at least three
It looks like another young’un with the cap on (at an age where the sight of boobs inspires a different sort of hunger) and what is that mysterious wet spot on the stripey shirt guy?
His spleen got overexcited, maybe?
That’s where the stripper farted when she was giving him a lap dance.
Lovely. XD
***Girl in the black***
Bodyguard FAIL!
Sorry to disappoint you, but that’s not a girl…
Everyone attack!
And it turned into a ballroom blitz.
Future strippers of America training course.
WIN!
I don’t see why this is neccessarily a parenting fail…I mean, sure, there are some women who end up working as stripping because of abuse in their childhood, but there are plenty of women who choose to strip because they’re sexually liberated and enjoy showing off their bodies. It’s wrong to just assume the worst about…what’s that? There’s a baby in the picture? I didn’t see any baby…oh, there’s the baby over on the right. Taking a baby to a bachelor party would be a parenting fail.
Nevermind.
I love how people post /anyway/.
Seems a shame to waste all that text, I suppose…
Getting the joke FAIL.
You thought I was being serious? lol.
Ironic backtracking joke fail
Ahahahahaha.. oh man, that’s great.
Yeah, really.
I mean, there’s no reason for a baby to ever see a bare breast, right?
Wow….I’m guessing the baby is a girl because of the pink, so would this count as her first lesbian/bi experience?
Naw man, it’s just the most exciting moment of her life so far–she’s always wanted to meet Barbie!
Err, the baby isn’t the one getting the lapdance. So, no.
Not yet, it seems she is next in line though…
Squeezing her entire body through her mom’s vagina after nine months of working up to it would be her first lesbian experience.
The guy in the striped shirt has a damp patch on his shirt…
and wtf is the girl/dude in the truckers cap doing in the back?
Fake! (Tits that is)
Red and white heart balloons?! Valentines Day win!
they could be medical tablets
If that’s what they are supposed to stand for that’s great!
Shove one up your ass and lets see if it cures your capitalization issue.
And… they really look like hearts anyways.
capitalization’s for noobs.
Agreed. The cool kids capitalise.
no, the cool kids capitalice.
It is physically impossible for a person to be cool, and a noob at the same moment in space… therefore, capitalization is for winners.
Wouldn’t the two properties cancel each other out and
therefore the person would cease to exist?
Nah, they would exist twice in the same place at once
How can you be in two places at once,
when you’re not anywhere at all?
Only the Doctor can answer that one.
*Doctor Who theme*
Or Nick Danger, Third Eye.
Third Eye? Davros? Is that you?
*waves hand in front of Third Eye and gets no response*
Nope, it’s Stephen Jenkins.
@BondFan
Doctor Who reference WIN.
No, it’s quantam physics!
My body temperature is 97.1 instead of the average 98.1 Does that make me cool?
No. Just abnormal.
Ah, zee Germans know how to party!
In reality, that baby is actually a stripper in a very young age – you gotta start out early you know. Look how she grinds herself towards that man behind her.
That was disturbing.
dude…wtf.
NO.
More likely than not, the only thing the stripper is making that baby is hungry since it’s still in the boob=food mode. The true fail, in my opnion, is the pre-teen in the black hooded sweatshirt and cap. It almost looks like he doesn’t want to look at the girl, but his curiosity won’t allow him to turn away. That boy is going back to 5th grade as the most popular guy in school.
That is a GIRL you dumb shit. She probably arrived with the stipper and is there to make sure the men don’t get out of hand.
Thats an ass ugly girl.
“Dumb shit”? Anger management FAIL. That is a little boy and you probably shouldn’t take yourself so seriously. Buffalo bitch
That is one tough cookie.
WIN
That is one funny response.
Total WIN. =)
…And it was good…
Did anyone think that the baby belongs to the stripper? If so, that only makes this photo more awesome on so many more levels.
I’m with you there.
“Hey, can you hold my daughter while I give dudeface a lap dance?”
“Sure!”
“Thanks, you’re next and yours is free!”
Bring you child to work day, WIN!
who’s the fatty in the center? security?
That’s me in the corner.
That’s you in the spotlight…
Losing your religion? Or finding new foudn faith that there is indeed a God?
found*
How does that song manage to work its way into every fail?
It is guite REMarkable.
quite*
Thats me in the spotlight
failing
The fatty in the center is not really security – he is wearing a “die wilden Kerle” sweater which is from Germany and are semi famous children movies about kids playing football with vampires and stuff (I know it sounds seriously random…). As this is aimed at about 8-14 years I guess the “security guy” is actually one of the parenting fail little ones which is not only semi loitering in the corner but probably with his little one also semi standing…
I would’ve loved to be security that age and “standing” in the corner…
Now it looks like a bit a dull party for german bankers…
in the movie they play soccer
American/European equalization fail.
w00t.
Sick and Wrong.
w00t.
despicable and heinous.
w00t.
Appalling and grotesque.
Break it up, kids.
(͡๏̯͡๏)
parenting fail but bachelor party WIN
Either it was “Take Your Children to Work Day” or the stripper’s babysitter canceled at the last minute. Yeah, parenting fail….
not a fail. baby sees breasts all the time. won’t remember anything and doesn’t get what sex is anyway.
Thank you for killing the joke. *rolls eyes*
True, but not enough to kill my erection.
Possible win?
I’m more worried about the 13-year-old kid on the left. The baby won’t remember anything; she’s just thinking *lunch*.
I agree about the baby but why should it harm the kid? If he has not already seen p0rn it will satisfy him for the next few weeks and he doesn’t have to think about the ugly school girls underwear anymore.
Considering that he’s the stripper’s son, seeing mom lapdance while baby sis gets hungry being teased.
Female Objectification Training Win?
Or
Brainwashing To Ensure Son’s Not Gay Win?
Meh… if that baby remembers seeing a stripper when she grows up, Ill be surprised. More surprised if she has a subconscious liking for boobs. hehe
clearly this is just a one year old’s birthday party and it’s snack time.
cake and ice cream is bad for kids you know.
Woh!
This must be in Germany.
That guy (girl?) with the Basecap wears a “Die Wilden Kerle”-Sweater.
So this means it must be Germany (Switzerland or Austria maybe) and this guy must be around 14…
Redundancy fail
(Guru
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:51 am
The fatty in the center is not really security – he is wearing a “die wilden Kerle” sweater which is from Germany…)
Actually it’s redundancy win, as they were redundant.
But yes they do fail
btw: this is a childhood memory of a pussycat doll.. now we know how it all started.. dam, thats sexy
life fail
lol@dykeinthebackground.
lol@yourface
lol@dykeinthebackground.com?
What no one realizes is that the baby is the stripper’s agent, and is only there to ensure quality control.
The only fail here is the angle of the photo.
i agree
Wait, there’s a kid in this picture?
You guys keep taking about a baby in that picture. What baby? I see the babe…………
what babe?
wow, boobs!
I wonder what state THIS is ^^ *nudge-nudge, know what I mean?*
*Slaps with fish*
*Slaps with SPAM*
*Slaps with killer rabbit*
Don’t forget the herring and shrubbery!
Thats Grmany! The fat boy is wearing a pullover with a print of a german football-film
Photograph angle obscuring all inappropriate body parts win.
My word! that woman isnt wearing any clothes!
Actually she is wearing really small booty-shorts.
That baby is giving a HORRIBLE lap dance. I wouldn’t have tipped her at all.
and she’s still wearing clothes!
Racist.
yes I’m a baby racist- the worst kind of racist ever! you coon
Does it count as penetration if it’s just the tip?
considering the “tip” of your thingy takes up a good 90% of the entire lower half of your body- yes it counts.
you’re hung like a smurf- that’s all I’m saying
They generally don’t hang smurfs these days, its lethal injection and all that sstuff nowadays
*loling till my smurf hut rocks*
Ain’t many of us around anymore. Racists.
Uh… That statement just gives him a giganormous Cock… Unless ofcourse you mean to say, “considering the “tip” of your thingy takes up a good 90% of the entire LENGTH- yes it counts.”
you try to speak aramaic all your life and then switch to some internet english- and then get back to me. I died for your sins remember, I think I can slip up on a little word play here and there huh? maybe I earned it.
Sheesh! with an attitude like that no wonder
people keep nailing you to a cross.
Win
wow.
I don’t believe in Religion, it is just another way to divide humanity. As for Correcting your “internet english” why wouldn’t I? I’m not insulting you, I’m just correcting you. Unless ofcourse you feel that it IS an insult. In this case, you have miscalculated.
miscalculate my balls.
No matter how many times you calculate them,
they will always add up to zero.
No thanks Dork, I prefer not to calculate anyones genitals. I will not even think about MIScalculating them. Although you would like it…wouldn’t you? Fag. Even your avatar is gay.
women who aren’t clever enough by a half:
one of the significant others doesn’t trust her man to behave at a bachelor’s party, so she makes him bring their kid along (to deter debauchery). she seriously miscalculated her man’s porniness.
Well hey, I reckon the parents just want to introduce their youngin’s to the natural state of human beings!
*cough*
It’s probably the kid’s mother.
huauhauhauhahu WTF!!!
Look honey when you grow up, you too can do this too! A you get to hang out with loosers like your dad
Little baby knowing early how the life is
part 2
This is absolutely horrifying!! I am not a prude by any means, but those babies are way too young! SHAME ON THEIR PARENTS!!!
Prude: a person who is excessively or priggishly attentive to propriety or decorum; especially : a woman who shows or affects extreme modesty
There is nothing horrifying about a naked human.
There is nothing shameful about a naked human.
There is no age limit before which those statements cease to be true.
You are a prude.
Why did you pluralize baby?
Looks like the kid’s mother is holding the kid. Double fail…
Thats definately a dude… Gender Indentification FAIL!
When did the overly large black block come in to play? Side boob without a nipple view is fair game. Censorship fail, or is it a censorship win? Either way it’s a good times fail, unlike that party, which looks like a win to me. Does the guy in the back have a forty? Where’s the booze? That stupid baby probably drank it all.
Sadly, there was a wee bit of nipple showing, which my very offended eyes took a few seconds to truly identify… after getting much, much closer to the monitor. Then I decided that you would be scarred if you were allowed to see the same thing I did, so I requested the black bar.
Yes, it was magnificent.
WHY THE HECK did the BOOBS get CENSORED?
Probably to stop all the masturbating that was going on in the comments.
which epic failed
If only they had blacked out the baby and the overweight androgynous thing.
my kid has those same pink pants
Wtf? I saw this one about five seconds before it got a VERY redundant censoring.
Her arm was doing more than a good enough job.
Hey, who put a black rectangle there?!
FREE TIBET and FREE BOOBS!!! \o/
I just threw up at the sight of the black bar
yeah, that fail fails in a horrible new way now.
Yah…and it’s SO difficult to find pictures of breasts on the Internet…
no it’s not, it’s way easy.
Whooosh…
To say the least…
He certainly has an uncanny grasp of the obvious.
Now it leaves the question “How long is that stripper’s armpit hair?” up to the imagination.
Now you know how the rest of us feel at the sight of you.
“Num-num. Num-num.”
so that black bar is a demonstration of american prudery
The woman shouldnt be able to have any (negative) influence on that baby at that stage of developement, so we have more prudery here.
But i dont think, that such a party is good for it…
Sad but true… even sadder is the ignorance of any so called vice either by lack of education or lack of experience leads to the highest occurrence of malfeasance in any given vice. Higher incidents of teen pregnancies in American cultures that don’t talk about sex, higher incidents of alcoholism in youths who didn’t grow up with alcohol in the home.
But the greatest tragedy of puritanism in America is Violence is more acceptable than Sex in our media rating systems (movies, video games, magazines etc)…
FAILblog.org censor FAIL
piss off with *censored*
There is no black bar in the RSS feed. At least there wasn’t when I looked at it. Also, whats up with the 14 year old guy back there? Thats the real fail. The baby wont remember this, but that kid is going to masturbate so hard when he gets home.
I believe that’s a woman.
General consenious is it’s a teenage girl.
concensus*
Are you two Jamuses?
right?
so am i. heh heh.
I just think it’s funny as hell that the guy looks confused as to what he’s suppose to do with a stripper giving him a lap dance.
Well….Alan Alda turned out pretty well. Maybe there’s hope for this kid.
Censored?!?!!!
…well, my evening’s shot.
I had never heard of anyone naming his ejaculations before.
WTF! Black Bar of Censorship?!?!
Bring back the sideboob!
That guy’s nose is HUGE. O_O
Or maybe it’s just me…
No, the real fail is the kid in the back wearing a black sweatshirt.
It’s not fail, it’s german.
Whoa, the other guy in the chair has a wet spot under his left nipple. Did he get so excited he lactated?
oh god, now showing some guy pretty much amputating his foot (video, some time ago) is cool, and a side shot of few square inch of a nice tit (whic was kind of the best side of this quite bland fail) is censure-worthy, blah.
language fail.
Censor, not censure. Look it up.
The U key is close to the O key. More likely he hit the wrong key which is common over the internet since noone is reviewing our spelling.
……… Something …Fail.
The kid’s just hungry….
245th
Prove it.
I think we need to have a special failblog fail for this one. Both because they censored the side-boob, and because they took so long censoring it.
=.=p
Stupid harlots censoring the strumpet. That’s sexist of strumpets!
Drats! I meant towards, not of. I was so focused on getting the word strumpets in there. (\(OvO)/)
Why is Al Gore getting a lap dance?! I thought he was gay…
that’s an inconvenient truth
Let’s see the baby giving a lap-dance. That’s when the party really gets started
Only if you’re Roman Polanski.*
*For those ignorant of history, the reason Polanski hides out in Europe is because he drugged and raped a 14 year old girl. Rather then being a real man and facing his punishment – or doing the world a favor and killing himself as all pedophiles should do – he ran away and makes sure he stays out of countries with extridition treatings with the US.
Of course, they US could have prosecuted him on French soil, but they chose not.
I cried. It’s so nice to see these things still happenning.
Why cover the boobs? You couldn’t even see any nipples =/
It’s in Germany
. “Die Wilden Kerle”(Shirt) is a Movie from Germany
Ah, yes germans are strange look for the child programm Kika Pferde xD.
Failblog FAIL.
I came back to this one today only to find the hint of boobs had been covered. There was barely anything showing. What kinda republican, religious nazis are you?
yeah you could barely seem them nipples
i can only hope that’s mommy dancing for daddy at the family reunion.
…mom?
damn hot sexy girl
Sick.
child is still breast feeded – no problem
Little girl is -so to say- looking at the menu.
There IS a problem with that, because it’s a STRIPPER doing SEXUAL movements nearby a young, impressionable child. The poor kid is gonna get the wrong idea about what she should be when she grows up, and will think that there’s nothing wrong with the whole purpose of her life to give some dickhead, that she dosn’t even know, a boner.
no side boob? :’[
That parent is a sex offender!
Censoring fail.
Someone send me the link to the real pic!
Hah.. I actually had something similar happen to me.
My aunt thought it would be funny to have a stripper show up to my HS graduation party… at my parent’s house, while my sister, parents and grandparents were there.
Yeah… that’s embarassing.
Worse: My grandfather was a camcorder nut and video taped it.
weel she is just too fucking sexy to have that black bar there
take it off!
what is this who thing apose to be anyway?
There is a small, impressionable child next to a stripper. You’re a fail for not realising that there’s nothing wrong with that.
Stupid Parent fail
I THINK I KNOW THE GUY IN THE BLUE SHIRT…
YOU SEE HIM…?
THE ONE WITH THE HO…?
That’s some hot stripper.
The only fail I see here is the black rectangle instead of boobs =/
This is what is wrong with our country, the people get dumber every day.
in soviet russia coutry gets dumber everyday.
no a-fence to anyone one in soviet russia
Man…that is just wrong! The censoring I mean.
yes the censoring is wrong,just awful
One Word: Oops
HaHa look at the little baby there!
This is in germany! The blck pullover of the boy is a fan-print od a german film!
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-parenting-stripper-fail.jpg
WIN
learn the art of googleing people.
has anyone noticed the guy looking through the window on the right side of the photo?
free show!!!
just askin cause i havent read all the comments…
Psst, uncensored verion? jkjk ima perv sry… well… ya sry
File not found… where’s the pic?
idiots …