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  1. Michael C says:

    first?

  2. Statler says:

    OMG, Our childern our being introduced to sexual experiences way to younge :shakes head:

  3. ButhedaBunzai says:

    Mmm, I wonder if that baby will remember that later on in life?

  4. mr sausage says:

    ooooh yeaaaah…. *masturbates rapidly*

  5. grond says:

    I guess the baby also enjoys watching boobs…

  6. Lee says:

    Um… Wow. I just… wow.

    • lemongirl says:

      Please, somebody tell me this is photoshopped. Somebody tell me there’s a color change or a pixelated “seam” around the baby. Please.

      Or at least tell me that kid didn’t grow up to be one of my students. That would explain a lot.

  7. jinx says:

    Hey! Don’t hate, them fella’s tipped me real good, mmhmm. And that baby sho’ was cute, but it spit up on my favorite g-string :(

  8. Matt says:

    Guy on the far left:

    “Stripper grease stain on the shirt fail”

  9. Kaldeko says:

    It looks like another young’un with the cap on (at an age where the sight of boobs inspires a different sort of hunger) and what is that mysterious wet spot on the stripey shirt guy?

  10. I live in a Failer says:

    ***Girl in the black***
    Bodyguard FAIL!

  11. star says:

    Future strippers of America training course.

  12. thepoweofblue says:

    I don’t see why this is neccessarily a parenting fail…I mean, sure, there are some women who end up working as stripping because of abuse in their childhood, but there are plenty of women who choose to strip because they’re sexually liberated and enjoy showing off their bodies. It’s wrong to just assume the worst about…what’s that? There’s a baby in the picture? I didn’t see any baby…oh, there’s the baby over on the right. Taking a baby to a bachelor party would be a parenting fail.

    Nevermind.

  13. Cuddle Me? says:

    Wow….I’m guessing the baby is a girl because of the pink, so would this count as her first lesbian/bi experience?

  14. ripple says:

    The guy in the striped shirt has a damp patch on his shirt…

    and wtf is the girl/dude in the truckers cap doing in the back?

  15. Frank says:

    Red and white heart balloons?! Valentines Day win!

  16. Humility says:

    In reality, that baby is actually a stripper in a very young age – you gotta start out early you know. Look how she grinds herself towards that man behind her.

  17. Cookie says:

    More likely than not, the only thing the stripper is making that baby is hungry since it’s still in the boob=food mode. The true fail, in my opnion, is the pre-teen in the black hooded sweatshirt and cap. It almost looks like he doesn’t want to look at the girl, but his curiosity won’t allow him to turn away. That boy is going back to 5th grade as the most popular guy in school.

  18. superfresh says:

    Did anyone think that the baby belongs to the stripper? If so, that only makes this photo more awesome on so many more levels.

  19. chain failure says:

    who’s the fatty in the center? security?

  20. hoopla says:

    w00t.
    Sick and Wrong.

  21. joe says:

    parenting fail but bachelor party WIN

  22. dissimilitude says:

    Either it was “Take Your Children to Work Day” or the stripper’s babysitter canceled at the last minute. Yeah, parenting fail….

  23. Somebody says:

    not a fail. baby sees breasts all the time. won’t remember anything and doesn’t get what sex is anyway.

  24. k8 says:

    I’m more worried about the 13-year-old kid on the left. The baby won’t remember anything; she’s just thinking *lunch*.

    • Blanka says:

      I agree about the baby but why should it harm the kid? If he has not already seen p0rn it will satisfy him for the next few weeks and he doesn’t have to think about the ugly school girls underwear anymore.

  25. YvesPaul says:

    Female Objectification Training Win?

    Or

    Brainwashing To Ensure Son’s Not Gay Win?

  26. Ashley says:

    Meh… if that baby remembers seeing a stripper when she grows up, Ill be surprised. More surprised if she has a subconscious liking for boobs. hehe

  27. durr says:

    clearly this is just a one year old’s birthday party and it’s snack time.
    cake and ice cream is bad for kids you know.

  28. Anthrax says:

    Woh!
    This must be in Germany.
    That guy (girl?) with the Basecap wears a “Die Wilden Kerle”-Sweater.
    So this means it must be Germany (Switzerland or Austria maybe) and this guy must be around 14…

    • ronber says:

      Redundancy fail

      (Guru
      September 3rd, 2008 at 7:51 am

      The fatty in the center is not really security – he is wearing a “die wilden Kerle” sweater which is from Germany…)

  29. Bääm says:

    btw: this is a childhood memory of a pussycat doll.. now we know how it all started.. dam, thats sexy

  30. kamui says:

    life fail

  31. iseejou says:

    lol@dykeinthebackground.

  32. Faeshard says:

    What no one realizes is that the baby is the stripper’s agent, and is only there to ensure quality control. :P

  33. Dude says:

    The only fail here is the angle of the photo.

  34. K2M says:

    Wait, there’s a kid in this picture?

  35. RickS says:

    You guys keep taking about a baby in that picture. What baby? I see the babe…………

  36. elaxor says:

    wow, boobs!

  37. Blaanam says:

    I wonder what state THIS is ^^ *nudge-nudge, know what I mean?*

  38. LightDisciple says:

    Photograph angle obscuring all inappropriate body parts win.

  39. Starlogic says:

    My word! that woman isnt wearing any clothes!

  40. Jesus says:

    That baby is giving a HORRIBLE lap dance. I wouldn’t have tipped her at all.

  41. snolly g says:

    women who aren’t clever enough by a half:

    one of the significant others doesn’t trust her man to behave at a bachelor’s party, so she makes him bring their kid along (to deter debauchery). she seriously miscalculated her man’s porniness.

  42. Ishii says:

    Well hey, I reckon the parents just want to introduce their youngin’s to the natural state of human beings!
    *cough*

  43. TehShay says:

    It’s probably the kid’s mother.

  44. huauhauhauhahu WTF!!!

  45. docMON says:

    Look honey when you grow up, you too can do this too! A you get to hang out with loosers like your dad

  46. Omega says:

    Little baby knowing early how the life is

  47. Dani says:

    This is absolutely horrifying!! I am not a prude by any means, but those babies are way too young! SHAME ON THEIR PARENTS!!!

    • Mouse says:

      Prude: a person who is excessively or priggishly attentive to propriety or decorum; especially : a woman who shows or affects extreme modesty

      There is nothing horrifying about a naked human.
      There is nothing shameful about a naked human.
      There is no age limit before which those statements cease to be true.
      You are a prude.
      Why did you pluralize baby?

  48. Seth1066 says:

    Looks like the kid’s mother is holding the kid. Double fail…

  49. Scott says:

    When did the overly large black block come in to play? Side boob without a nipple view is fair game. Censorship fail, or is it a censorship win? Either way it’s a good times fail, unlike that party, which looks like a win to me. Does the guy in the back have a forty? Where’s the booze? That stupid baby probably drank it all.

    • evanbraugh says:

      Sadly, there was a wee bit of nipple showing, which my very offended eyes took a few seconds to truly identify… after getting much, much closer to the monitor. Then I decided that you would be scarred if you were allowed to see the same thing I did, so I requested the black bar.

      Yes, it was magnificent.

  50. raccoon1 says:

    WHY THE HECK did the BOOBS get CENSORED?

  51. streetrepair says:

    my kid has those same pink pants

  52. Rick says:

    Wtf? I saw this one about five seconds before it got a VERY redundant censoring.

    Her arm was doing more than a good enough job.

  53. Omega says:

    Hey, who put a black rectangle there?!

    FREE TIBET and FREE BOOBS!!! \o/

  54. RogueThree says:

    “Num-num. Num-num.”

  55. kenji says:

    so that black bar is a demonstration of american prudery

    The woman shouldnt be able to have any (negative) influence on that baby at that stage of developement, so we have more prudery here.

    But i dont think, that such a party is good for it…

    • Chevalis says:

      Sad but true… even sadder is the ignorance of any so called vice either by lack of education or lack of experience leads to the highest occurrence of malfeasance in any given vice. Higher incidents of teen pregnancies in American cultures that don’t talk about sex, higher incidents of alcoholism in youths who didn’t grow up with alcohol in the home.

      But the greatest tragedy of puritanism in America is Violence is more acceptable than Sex in our media rating systems (movies, video games, magazines etc)…

  56. F3nNec says:

    FAILblog.org censor FAIL
    piss off with *censored*

  57. clm says:

    There is no black bar in the RSS feed. At least there wasn’t when I looked at it. Also, whats up with the 14 year old guy back there? Thats the real fail. The baby wont remember this, but that kid is going to masturbate so hard when he gets home.

  58. Dekin says:

    I just think it’s funny as hell that the guy looks confused as to what he’s suppose to do with a stripper giving him a lap dance.

  59. nobuddy says:

    Well….Alan Alda turned out pretty well. Maybe there’s hope for this kid.

  60. evanbraugh says:

    Censored?!?!!!

    …well, my evening’s shot.

  61. TheAmishElectrician says:

    WTF! Black Bar of Censorship?!?!

    Bring back the sideboob!

  62. peace35 says:

    That guy’s nose is HUGE. O_O
    Or maybe it’s just me…

  63. BirthfParadise says:

    No, the real fail is the kid in the back wearing a black sweatshirt.

  64. Vorrin says:

    oh god, now showing some guy pretty much amputating his foot (video, some time ago) is cool, and a side shot of few square inch of a nice tit (whic was kind of the best side of this quite bland fail) is censure-worthy, blah.

  65. Mugg says:

    The kid’s just hungry….

  66. WnL says:

    Prove it.

  67. Ashley says:

    I think we need to have a special failblog fail for this one. Both because they censored the side-boob, and because they took so long censoring it.

    =.=p

  68. Tiamat Ruler says:

    Stupid harlots censoring the strumpet. That’s sexist of strumpets!

  69. Boob says:

    Why is Al Gore getting a lap dance?! I thought he was gay…

  70. Tchom says:

    Let’s see the baby giving a lap-dance. That’s when the party really gets started

    • Jami says:

      Only if you’re Roman Polanski.*

      *For those ignorant of history, the reason Polanski hides out in Europe is because he drugged and raped a 14 year old girl. Rather then being a real man and facing his punishment – or doing the world a favor and killing himself as all pedophiles should do – he ran away and makes sure he stays out of countries with extridition treatings with the US.

  71. MEEE says:

    I cried. It’s so nice to see these things still happenning.

  72. Boob says:

    Why cover the boobs? You couldn’t even see any nipples =/

  73. DoveofWar says:

    It’s in Germany :D . “Die Wilden Kerle”(Shirt) is a Movie from Germany

  74. Eric says:

    Failblog FAIL.

    I came back to this one today only to find the hint of boobs had been covered. There was barely anything showing. What kinda republican, religious nazis are you?

  75. rosewoodblues says:

    yeah you could barely seem them nipples

  76. doodlebug says:

    i can only hope that’s mommy dancing for daddy at the family reunion.

  77. Hugustus says:

    …mom?

  78. bootymaster says:

    damn hot sexy girl

  79. Oliver says:

    child is still breast feeded – no problem
    Little girl is -so to say- looking at the menu.

    • Alice says:

      There IS a problem with that, because it’s a STRIPPER doing SEXUAL movements nearby a young, impressionable child. The poor kid is gonna get the wrong idea about what she should be when she grows up, and will think that there’s nothing wrong with the whole purpose of her life to give some dickhead, that she dosn’t even know, a boner.

  80. katie says:

    no side boob? :’[

  81. Sudnem says:

    That parent is a sex offender!

  82. Xos says:

    Censoring fail.

    Someone send me the link to the real pic!

  83. Miguelito says:

    Hah.. I actually had something similar happen to me.

    My aunt thought it would be funny to have a stripper show up to my HS graduation party… at my parent’s house, while my sister, parents and grandparents were there.

    Yeah… that’s embarassing.

    Worse: My grandfather was a camcorder nut and video taped it.

  84. ok....... says:

    weel she is just too fucking sexy to have that black bar there
    take it off!

  85. ok....... says:

    what is this who thing apose to be anyway?

    • Alice says:

      There is a small, impressionable child next to a stripper. You’re a fail for not realising that there’s nothing wrong with that.

  86. Mandi says:

    Stupid Parent fail

  87. My Prius says:

    I THINK I KNOW THE GUY IN THE BLUE SHIRT…

    YOU SEE HIM…?

    THE ONE WITH THE HO…?

  88. Matt says:

    That’s some hot stripper.

  89. adas says:

    The only fail I see here is the black rectangle instead of boobs =/

  90. kobytrees says:

    This is what is wrong with our country, the people get dumber every day.

  91. awsomepie says:

    in soviet russia coutry gets dumber everyday.

  92. awsomepie says:

    no a-fence to anyone one in soviet russia

  93. Ranajay says:

    Man…that is just wrong! The censoring I mean.

  94. Moo says:

    One Word: Oops

  95. Daliddlkid says:

    HaHa look at the little baby there!

  96. fuzzy says:

    This is in germany! The blck pullover of the boy is a fan-print od a german film!

  97. RANDOM DANCERS says:

    has anyone noticed the guy looking through the window on the right side of the photo?
    free show!!!

    just askin cause i havent read all the comments…

  98. Jamie says:

    Psst, uncensored verion? jkjk ima perv sry… well… ya sry



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