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mr sausage

no, maybe next time…sorry.

Pootick

Parenting Fail? More like Kid Win!! Although it looks to be a little girl… perhaps shes a lesbian.

Lesbian Kid Win!

 
 
Me

WTF? when i looked at this one after it went up there was no black bar, someone goofed or complained.

Ineverfial

I’m feeling very sorry for you. I also don’t like the bar, you can’t see the fail when the picture is like that.

tinascratch

I want side-boob back. :(

 
 
 
 
Statler

OMG, Our childern our being introduced to sexual experiences way to younge :shakes head:

PiTEOUS

*masturbates*

Wait… Can this be construed as child porn?

Jurgen

awww man thats f.uck.ed up. I say some pretty dumb sh.its but u crossed the line. *hopes u get run over*

Jessicat

Yes, and your comment counts as dumb.

Zack

Well, there’s the Burn of the Week.

 
 
 
raccoon1

Well you can look at the kid all you want, I’ll look at the stripper.
*masturbates heavily*

 
Thaluikhain

Yes. Yes it can. Not good.

 
 
 
asshat

Paying some overtanned/fake breasted/greasy woman to rub on you is hardly a “sexual experience”

chain failure

omg i want that hardly sexual experience

Orygunner

Oh, you just wish you could be hard.

Chopchops

*jumps in bed with M@ and Orygunner*

Who’s rimming who first?

Khaaaaaaaan

Well, this is awkward… *leaves room*

 
fuzz on the concept

“Awkward” seems a bit mature to describe those posts — they strike me as more “on the brink of adolescence” or “pre-pubesy.”
*joins Khaaaaaaaan*

Tiamat Ruler

*Security grabs Jurgen and throws him off of a bridge.*

Stay away from the fuzz.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
raccoon1

Does this mean you’re gay? Because it really sounds like it.

Where’s your pink tutu asshat?

annabellie79

Lol, only cause I love the concept of “asshat”. I mean, really, what can possibly be any more useless than a hat for your ass? Is there a better insult out there?

Advent-Omega

…it’s his name…

 
Jessicat

I’d pay someone to add “Hoopla” into a conversation. (I nicked this from another convo xD)

BondFan4518

This hoopla is absurd.

Dragonwriter

My original use of the word “hoopla” is causing quite a…stir.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ButhedaBunzai

Mmm, I wonder if that baby will remember that later on in life?

Thppbt

I will assume that baby is female (Pink Cloths) though it seems it could also be male…

IF FeMale that baby will have the training it needs to be an adult!

IF Male then that baby will eternally understand itself..

ButhedaBunzai

Other than the fact that I signed a petition to get rid of you..

I agree with one of the things you said.

Thppbt

O? and which 1 of those did you agree with?

ButhedaBunzai

That the baby has pink cloths.

ButhedaBunzai

All the better for it to help soak up that stain on the striped guys shirt.

Thppbt

OHH RIIIGHT! I said cloths instead of clothes…… iFail.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mouse

She’ll probably only remember how cold and dark it was in the trash bin with all those empty beer bottles.

 
 
mr sausage

ooooh yeaaaah…. *masturbates rapidly*

ronber

Damn she’s hot!

Failblog traffic increase WIN.

 
 
 
grond

I guess the baby also enjoys watching boobs…

mr sausage

boobs=food for him, so ain’t that obvious?

 
Khaaaaaaaan

There’s no fail here. This was taken on Bring Your Child to Work Day!

david

BRING YOUR CHILD TO WORK DAY!!1!ELKLEVEN

LOLLOLOELOROTFLMmFAOBYASFAO!

 
 
Pootick

“food for him”?

Gender Identification FAIL!

 
 
david

it’s true, babies love the shit out of some boobs.

stfu

Boobs are not where shit comes from. Biology knowledge fail!

Khaaaaaaaan

David, stfu. stfu, David.

I’m glad you met.

 
 
 
 
You've Got Fail

Watching? For babies,
boobs = OM NOM NOM NOM MMMMMMM GOOOD

raccoon1

NOM NOM NOM!

*masturbates at increased velocity*

 
 
 
 
jinx

Hey! Don’t hate, them fella’s tipped me real good, mmhmm. And that baby sho’ was cute, but it spit up on my favorite g-string :(

 
Matt

Guy on the far left:

“Stripper grease stain on the shirt fail”

Humility

Sorry to disappoint you, but that’s not grease.

 
Jesus

strippers are the greasiest people around. It’s just science.

Gorgonzola

you’ve never been in McDonalds then

raelalt

I’m sure he has, isn’t it one of the plagues he predicted?

chez

i think it represents at least three

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Kaldeko

It looks like another young’un with the cap on (at an age where the sight of boobs inspires a different sort of hunger) and what is that mysterious wet spot on the stripey shirt guy?