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Woo! go jack!
*jacks off*
Jacks off?
*masturbates*
I approve !
As your name would suggest…
*Clobbers mr sausage, Jack and Captain Weiner*
You sick minded B*stards!
*Clobbers again*
*Restrained by Loz*
here i’ll help … she can’t restrain both of us
(Unless she had a tiny net)
oh wait, all you’d have to do to escape would be to play the capture sequence in reverse…
Oh my god that cheap shit which is beeing sold on tv has ever a bad qualitx so never buy it or hit it on a desk!
Coherency fail!
I’m John McGermanSausage and I approved this message.
Mmm McGermansausage. *slides it down throat*
*Sprays CS gas in m00_teh_fishz0r and talonsofpeace’s eyes*
*Brought before court with Karadzic and sentranced to 10 years of hard labour*
*Escapes anyway by tunneling*
tunneling in your ass… *masturbates*
Eeew! Get away from me you sick perv!
*Guns down mr in a hail of bullets*
it is you who escaped by tunneling:P
mr sausage, goodbye
*Kicks off cliff after getting out of tunnel*
Sharp rocks and Jaws below!
*swears off using action statements for the remainder of this thread*
*concurs*
*Killerwit and Dragonwriter pushed off cliff as well*
Haahaha! No one can stop me now! BUWAWHAHA
Dude.
Dragon. Wings.
‘Nuff said.
*yawns*
*offers fuzz a nice cup of coffee*
Oh great. I’ve just been mocked silently by the two greatest minds on Failblog.
OK ENOUGH OF THIS! *THIS CRAP IS ANNOYING!*
Go to sleep now kids. 2012 is almost here.
*Tries to distract Dragon and fuzz by rolling gunbarrel and shooting into into it, causing blood-like liquid to flow*
I shall ignore Insanus by his name.
At least my name doesn’t have any number.
*joins fuzz in a cup of coffee*
Popcorn?
Don’t mind if I do!
German McSausage + Popcorn + Coffee = “Blaaraaaragsh”
you know,that popcorn is from yesterday.
F*ck you, mate this popcorn is from a week ago
but the topping’s from yesterday, mate…
As long as it isn’t yours or talonsofpeace’s topping, then who cares?
Its reasons like this I skip the popcorn and buy those cookie dough bites at the concession stand…
My topping is whipped, born just now. *Whips it good*
I just wasted a whole minute reading this and thinking of useless innuendos.
“Insanus” *ahem* in. his. anus.
“My topping is whipped.” *ahem* um… yeah.
“joins fuzz in a cup of coffee” *ahem again* wooooow….
And there’s always more. Just let me think of ‘em.
God, I just wasted even more time.
yours and ours
When did this stop being about the fail and start being about masterbation?
You got it all wrong. This is about MASTURBATION. I don’t know what masterbation is….
Ask flutterdoc. He apparently knows.
*looks to assure winged victoria he wasn’t yawning at her secrets*
i have a refrigerator
*she knows*
*contemplates a biblical exegesis of her posting*
*winks*
*wonders/hopes Dragon was winking at him*
*looks mysterious*
*looks cabalistic and sibylline.
*looks dazed and confused (same as always)*
*looks to rub gnosis with the mystery*
*Looks at the trigger of the gun that this thread has made look so inviting.
^ looks out of place and clues
*Eskimo kisses*
Check it out, my big ass is Gaysident of the Unisexed Rapes of Anusmerica now!
Benny is serious :[
(vwls wn’t nst blw ths lvl)
I am the original Master Bater, not flutterdoc…Although it would be nice to be a Master Baiter…hmmmm, the one who is in charge of preparing all lures…if said lures are sexual in nature, does that bring me back around to being the Master Masturbator? and that was bring me back around, not give me a reach around…which, although appreciated, is not necessary.
would you like an original lei, alluring lorelei?
Are you flirting with me?
*flutters eyelashes hopefully*
*also appreciating the alluring alliterations so eloquently engaged to the capricious consonance of your captivating collaborations.*
*flutterby kisses*
I had a principal in junior high named Mr. Bater.
He was laughed at relentlessly.
That guy must have had more cajones than Calvin Coolidge put together! Imagine being the principal at the cruelest level of education there is so you’re already hated but also having a name that the Pope would snicker at.
Samurai Jack?
So that was you in that video?
Yup. It hurt
Congrats, Jack, you’re the first person chopping off his wiener live on TV
I think he got the point.
I love this edgy humor.
It does have the tang of wit, doesn’t it?
Right to the hilt.
*pommels raelalt*
*lays King on its side*
Dang…and I had a pun all prepared about “dangerous ferrule animals” that I can’t use now… :p
Hey, I know when I’m beat. No sense in avoiding the inevitable.
There’s that rapier wit for you.
Think I’ll enjoy some Slice whilst watching this…
Foiled again.
Wastes no time — cuts right to the chest.
You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You’re so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
WIN!
Did a piece of the tip get you?
It’s hilarious how no one goes over to help him.
I wouldn’t help anyone wielding half of a samurai sword.
It’s okay if it’s just the tip.
but he still got the other half of it
Just the tip? You tease!
C’mon…everone knows that’s the most sensitive part.
yeah, just tip me in and out and watch me spout
we ahhh may need emergency surgery…
calling 911 fail?
It’s 999 in the UK.
And anarchy.
The king is gone, but he’s not forgotten.
Somethings rotten in the state of… oh rats, wrong country.
*shakes English spear*
*calls cops to report indocent exposure*
*brandishes his you-know-what pistol*
Dont eat the cranberries, they gotten rotten.
Did you have to let that linger?
hey butthead, smell my finger
um … what’s that got to do with the social artistry of England’s John Joseph Lydon, Canada’s Neil Percival Young, Ireland’s Dolores Mary Eileen O’Riordan or the Globe’s Bard of Avon?
Nothing, but it was funny?
Not-I loves it when you call my empty self Nothing, you syntactically interrogative challenged ex-Buddhist?
fuzz has a shakespear?
“I will speak spears to them, but use none”.
and 112 all over Europe
first
Epic fail.
eipc fial
Would you like a nice frosty glass of Fepic Ale to go with that?
That’s what he said.
And he was right
No he wasn’t, because Sara ended up with a bun in the oven
Muffin?
*om nom nom*
Cake in the bakery?
You in the B.O.B. factory?
It’s a cakery.
It’s also a lie. [/overused joke]
Don’t let Sara hear you say that!
What’s a lie?
^ ingeniously disingenuous ingenue
There is no spoon…
True. True… except for this one. *whips out spoon*
I use it to eat cereal.
There is no cereal either. This would explain why you’ve been dipping your hand into an empty bowl and grinding your teeth all morning.
Would that be because of cereal killers?
The cake. GlaDos was lying to me. And she made me kill the companion cube!
*sniff*
That’s what Levi told Bristol, and look where that got them.
pssst America
You may want to get a Doc to check on that…
I agree, parasites can be nasty
Ohh ohhh It hurt… yep…the son of a bitch got me good.
you should use a lubricant.
And wear a condom
Always works for me
But not for your Dad. Them’s the breaks, I suppose.
“The breaks” is transmitting chromosomal fail.
Mr. Sausage is an expert on lubricants you should take his advice
Im some sort of an expert myself
Thats what she said.
You’re right! Jurgen did say it.
Then your name should be JURGENS. Or JERKINS, if you please (and I heard you do).
Jurgens on & Jerkin’s off
hard & soft
I only please people of the other gender…and the occasional animal.
What gender would that be? Because I’m available on Fridays from 2:30 to ^;)), if you wanna get some coffee….
LOL 6:00 fail… =P
Coffee? — $1
.
Gender-ambiguous “date”? — $100
.
2:30 to ^;))? — TIMELESS!
Of which animal species are you? Prefferebly, a donkey.
Where’s the vid of him crawling away, leaking blood all over the studio floor for some poor schmuck on a ladder to slip in and fall embarassingly?
there’s blood all over the floor.. uuh um.. CALL 911 for emergency surgery asap!!!… *guy Slips on ladder and falls off, possibly falling unconscious* === Well, that’s never happened with our ladders before… I promise…(quick, cut to the camera special!) And just LOOK at that horse in this enlarged image!!! hahahahahahah. I wish they’d have run all three together like that.
Merchandise quality fail!
I like Chinese
Samurais are Japanese
Japanese-made Samurai swords don’t break if you tap ‘em on the table.
ur mom is japanese
Your mom went to college.
Samurai swords are Japanese. Culture FAIL!
katana is what you call a samurai sword. culture FAIL!
I’m Japanese.
Katana can mean a knife as well. Understanding Japanese language FAIL!
hold on, who cares? a katana can be a sword or a knife, right? so saying that sword is a katana is still correct, correct?
if all zips are quiks, and all bazes are zips, then you’re a douche bag.
Nyes, but おまえは日本人じゃないでしおう？
i see squares. that’s a firefox language FAIL, i presume.
Yep. You should really try IE. And capitalise ‘i’.
i don’t believe in capital letters, and i don’t believe in ie.
Heretic! You will face the Microsoft Inquisition!
(Comments wont rip off Monty Python below this level)
i don’t believe in ei, except after c
Maybe I shouldn’t wEIgh in on the subject….
Weird.
and maybe i should get lei’d … by a feisty foreign heiress on a surfeit of caffeine and codein at leisure to inveigle my veins to seismic heights atop eight beige sleigh beds wherein we see deities
I absolutely dare anyone to top that.
The prescient heifer feigned interest in the weird and heinous heir, neither through conscience nor sovereign rein, in a leitmotiv her neighbor the sheik unveiled.
heifer?
::special sauce with an “E-I-E-I-O!” from McDonald’s::
[sings][dances] Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah! [/dances][/sings]
You are such a communist…
-Ooh he said it again!
-You’re only making it worse for yourself!
-Worse?! How could it possibly be any worse?!
i love fuzz!!
You fail at presuming. Try installing the proper language support for your OS.
(Using FF3 on XP and they show up just fine.)
i don’t wanna.
Humility fail.
hey, it works on firefox under ubuntu. wasitsay?
anyway, i stand by my “i don’t wanna”.
It says, Omae wa Nihonjin gya nai deshyoo, which means, “You must not be Japanese.” The pronoun he’s chosen for “you” is potentially (yawn) condescending.
snap!
“でしおう?”
Surely you mean でしょう。 Pretending to know Japanese/typing FAIL.
(As far as I am aware, your kana would be the standard spelling, but BlandFan has stated that he is himself a 日本人 — from Japan currently living in England.)
Yes. You should call yourself 日系人, and お前は日本人 implies that you once were Japanese, but then you went Michael Jackson on yourself.
Wow! Über language fail.
Oh and btw, I am white
Pedantic-ness win.
stfu! seriously!
But these swords were probably made in China
You beat me to it! If samuri went around fighting with these, we’d have seen a lot more samuri accidentally kill themselves. They’re probably made out of lead too.
And these were only the training ones…
“We er… may need emergency surgery in the studio”
INSTA-CLASSIC
Yeah I LOL’d at that. What a doofus.
Doofus fail. He’s not the one with the injury.
considering he got all the surgery tools right ahead
And for a steal at just $59.99! German-made steel, lazer cut…yep, this sucker will cut through an exhaust pipe as quick as a femur. Get them while they’re hot, ladies and gentlemen!
While they’re hot and still covered with blood! Right here! Today only! And that’s not all!
No, it’s not, my friend, because, today only, I will be practically GIVING away the patented Ron Popeil rotisserie oven with every purchase!
Burnt Toast? Man, I hate my job.
*Busts the toast*
yes for his ARM, coz that’s serious
Its ok, I’m an EMT! Ooh wait, can’t remove things in the field. Beyond our scope of practice in VA.
Old FAIL is old…
old IS old! wow! i didn’t know that!
OMG are you serious? Old is OLD?!?
Getting older all the time…
Old gets older?
What did the guy who never answers questions say to the idiot?
“Your name is Killerwit”?
Good burn! <—–This
What a pansy…
Dont’t Ask, Dont’t Tell.
Stuttering win!
“It’s a flesh wound. I’ve had worse.”
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Oh, alright. Let’s call it a draw.
I’ll bite yer bloody legs off!
I’m sure the second guy’s next comment was about how sharp the blade was, as was demonstrated. Man it’s hilarious how uncaring the crew can be on these shows (remember the ladder fail, anyone?)
Yes. . the ladder fail. Anyone ever see the Youtube show “Cautionary tales of Swords”? There’s more sword fail there too.
They have videos like this on YouTube?!?!
Absolutely hilarious. Enjoy!
So… Not very high quality merchandise eh?
No, it had the spirit of the samurai – it would rather die than be purchased by a fat old guy. Unfortunately, it tried to take someone down with it.
Yah. I’ve seen similar swords break off without even hitting anything. Proper swords are expensive.
And yeah, I wouldn’t want to be bought by a fat guy, either.
Well I dunno. How rich is said fat guy? Every man has his price…
Every man has his price, though the price would have to exceed ultimate morality and compensate for the threat of eternal damnation.
So, my price is thus(in AMERICAN DOLLARS):
$341256393823.1001000101000100
why are your cents in binary?
‘Cuz he’s putting in his two cents.
his decimated senses = a fraction of wits
In which case I might need to post the rest of it.
101.
more non-cents
Sold!
It’s not the low quality of the merchandise that’s the point. I think his hitting the sword repeatedly along its edge on a hard surface may have contributed to its sudden, though not entirely unexpected, explosive shattering.
Still, it awed and somewhat amused me greatly to see it fly into pieces like that.
To be in the Yakuza, you MUST self-mutilate.
Emo-ass mofos…
… and ink well.
Oh, it is So John Woo-time again.
*sees slo-mo pigeons fluttering*
*ducks*
*hears slo-moo’ing yaks woo’ing*
A duck??? Where???
*gets hit with rock*
“We…er…may need some emergency surgery here…”
*no one helps*
Hey, cut them some slack–the phone only has 3 numbers on it.
i had to watch it a second time to work out what happened. i thought he’d somhow flicked the sword back and made an idiot of himself. now i know it was the sword that failed not the salesman (unless you count the fact that he won’t make many sales)
That’s some good quality merchandise right there folks.
Wow, you’d think with the number of issues that go on during shopping and gadget shows (falling off ladders, one of a kind items breaking, swords breaking, etc.) that they’d be on a 10-minute delay just in case…
Although then, we wouldn’t be treated to so much failure…so keep it up, QVC!
It’s probably due to the live transmission that these folks lose their composure and fail epically. Even a two minute delay would take the “edge” off.
another thing … who would be recording a shopping channel?
*points at anyone other than self*
*points at killerwit*
actually..to think of it…who would be watching a shoppin channel to be recording it?
*points at killerwit again*
Deja vu. Now for the REAL question: Who would watch a recording of the shopping channel? *points at everybody*
LMAO
I’m guessing they weren’t recording it but had TiVo so were able to replay it.
sigh… so often the logical explanation just kills the humor
I have a pen that is tougher than that sword.
Someone’s apt to be in jeopardy.
Don’t touch. ‘Tis stuck.
Try me anyway!
Loosing is not an option!
“…impervious to anything but water.”
Naked Gun reference?
FTW
Your penis mightier?
Mighty penis?? *masturbates*
and another … who watches shopping channels?
Killerwit
I approve this message.
why? to fill your living room with useless junk you never wanted in the first place and are never going to use?
I succeed in that, but it doesn’t seem to fill that hole in my heart.
…
Maybe I should see a doctor about that…
I can fill a hole
Guns at the ready men…FIRE!
*Firing squad executes mr sausage and locks him in the TARDIS, setting the destination to the end of the universe*
unfortunately it was MADE IN CHINA, so it didn’t work properly, and here I am
*gives BondageFan a facial*
mr sausage, you have been locked in the TARDIS, which was manufactured on Galiffrey, and you are still at the end of the universe. Your hologram cannot ejaculate. My name is BondFan, not that masochist title you suggest. Good day, and say hello to the Toclofane for me.
you know, they don’t exist…
Enough already BondFan. Give us some quantum of solace, please.
I’ll scare the Living Daylights out of you. You’ll be begging for Moore.
no solace — sola scripts
(and no bona fides)
They bicker like an old married couple…
♪ Bought it on eBay ♫
OWNED!
Spelling FAIL… LOL.
Writing LOL with caps FAIL… LOL.
Guess that’s what you get, when you bang a sword….
….or a leper.
…or a chicken
…or a kitten
…or someone with AIDS.
…also known as talonsofpeace.
… hello.
keep your mouth formed to that word and come here. I wanna show you something.
How do you bang swords? They have no cavities.
You apparently never knew gasman.
yeah if they managed to ban gasman for his repetitive annoying comments why can’t they ban mr. sausage for the same reason
Or dolt for that matter?
Has no one yet mentioned thppbt?
Or dork!
*starts a petition*
*signs with a flourish*
How come you don’t spell it ‘florish’?
A ‘u’ remains intact!
Indeed…we did not outlaw the use of all ‘u’s in the United States!
I think you’ll find they just passed a new law… it’s now ‘Nited States of America’
Heee!!
And I teach at a Nooniversity now!
Well then, you should follow suit and outlaw the use of all U’s in british english
It’s not British english, It’s english. Not all of Britain speaks
english, listen to us Scots. Hell, most of England does not speak
English.
Ooohh….Scotland…
*dreams of kilts, gorgeous yet impenetrable accents, single malt scotch, and the lovely countryside*
*begins slapping the air as fantasy is invaded by a horde of angry midges*
Gorgeous yet impenetrable…
*is unsure whether to cry or masturbate*
You made me lol!
yay! *masturbates*
booring
Churling, I’d say.
*Eats mushrooms and sees lots of tiny midges prance about*
*throws in a random meaningless comment that is totally unrelated to the thread, cause she can*
*throws a totally random, hurtful burn at caghs, because he can*
I wonder what Nessie tastes like? Gator?
Like lox with smoked lomonds.
You take the high road and I’ll take the low road.
a double bonnie itinerary
If there’s a will, there’s a way
If there’s a way, there may not be a will…
if there’s a way, it’s probably dangerous, leading to massive blood loss. You’d better have a will, or find one really fast. “if there’s a will there’s a way” sounds like an excuse someone on here would use…( Police have not released the name of Tiamat Ruler who violently beat a sword.) (multiple swords may or may not have been used)
At least I can get swords. You can’t even get a butter knife.
yeah, i can!! I can spoon with any knife there is!!!
But there is no spoon. The intercellular matrix has you.
That’s a toothpick, not a knife.
are you F-ing serious? c’mon, man. don’t double post that sh*t
If there’s a way, it’s probably dangerous and will lead to excessive blood loss, so there had better be a will. When someone says “if there’s a will there’s a way” it sounds like they’re desperate, and perversely creative…like someone on this post!!! The suspect’s name, Tiamat Ruler, has not been disclosed by police, who are investigating the possibility of multiple sword-bangings…
D^mn iT!!! :FROWNIE:
Shall we do the FAIL dance for you now, or wait until you get home?
i’ve never heard of the fail dance… is it sexy?
Only Chuck Norris can post the same thing twice.
Your words may be different, but you still have the same basic humor fail.
If there’s whey, there’s curds.
Or, (hello!) a chickitten leper of talonsofAIDS.
Don’t do drugs, kids.
In Soviet Russia, you cut sword!
In Soviet Russia, DrDr is, in fact, a doctor!
give me the news.
it’s bad.
I didn’t save 15% on my car insurance.
Did you use Geico?
No, but in Soviet Russia, Geico uses you!
No pill’s gonna cure this ill.
excellent.
Eleven-oh-one eight teen sixteen.. eleven-oh-one.. eleven, eleven, elevenlevenlevenleven … OH, that hurt big time. OH, that hurt big time. OH, OH OH, OH-OH — big time.
That is definitely what she said.
She was counting down the seconds until you were done, dude.
Emergency surgery in the studio?
At least we know the katanas work.
Advertising semi-WIN!
But yea, why would he be banging it against the table like that, anyways?
Advertiser FAIL.
To show that the sword doesn’t break.
Duh.
Yeah. Sure convinced me
I’m only half convinced.
Yeah, but that guy is full con-minced.
What a fowler!
If this happened more often, I think more people would watch the shopping channel.
Sad, but probably true.
I know I would!
Double Fail.
1 the sword broke and nicked him.
2 Rescue fail. Like no one ran over there to see if it was okay and how bad. Some guy did but then he went on to talk about it!
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK !
+++ The Department of Homeland Security has detained several persons for wearing white digital watches and is questioning them about a possible terrorist background to this attack. Meanwhile, the US Ambassador to the UN is proposing a resolution to ban these Japanese WMDs (which the Japanese denied to be in possession of!), or else. The samurai threat level for today is orange. +++
Is it just me, or did the guy was hitting the table with the blunt side of the sword?
Judging by the demonstrated quality of that sword, both sides of it may have been blunt.
The sword is blunt, the guy… he’s dense.
Now let’s all say it en mass(e).
Come on all you volum-ni out there!
Again, with more volume!
Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest wiiitthhhh…. one of these swords!
No!
Aw, go on.
If you refuse, we shall be forced to say,
“We…er…may need some emergency surgery here…”
Monty Python reference win!
Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z’Bang zoom-Boing z’nourrrwringmm!
Ni!
Shhh!
Not necessarily. A wooden sword can be made incredibly sharp, but be easy enough to tear by hand. A balsa wood sword comes to mind. Or, the wooden equivalent to a steel katana, PAPER.
the pen is mightier than the paper.
I was kind of hoping that the broken piece should have stabbed him in the throat. That was have been awesome.
Fucking N00b.
So what was the nice thing he was going to say about that katana? That it was indestructible?
Lets hope home shopping host hari kari catches on.
“Seppuku” definition via Wikipedia: “Hara-kiri is the more common term in English, where it is often mistakenly rendered “hari-kari”.”
kiri = cut
hara = vital spot or “center of gravity” below the navel
(Zen meditators will often center their mudra [hand gesture] there)
hand gesture below the navel? *masturbates*
pancha your tattva
haha, I like how the camera kept slowly scanning across the product as if nothing happened. I’d like to see how many people continued to buy that product after seeing it clearly fault right there on the segment.
Table by Ginsu.
adamant LOL
It dices! It slices! (Even TV hosts with their head up their @$$).
“It makes Julian into fries!”
It would depend on who Julian was whether or not I’d be happy about that. *snerk*
I’ll take Swords for $200, Alex!
In Soviet Russia this sword hangs YOU by a thread.
And in ancient Greece!
Get-tink varmer leetle wonze, but the converse would be true there.
Oh, damoPLEEEASE!
This Greco-Russian thread appears unorthodox.
I’m sorry but your answer must be in the form of a question.
I mean rules is rules
Alright then. My answer:
Why did you forget the period at the end of the sentence?
because i can
___
Good point, Mike.
I think that’s a line, not a point, Sara. This is a point: .
This is pointing:
—>
*points*
↑
That’s 4 points in a row, folks. And the Dragons + Mike team is beating Sara’s team by a broad 4 points!
—>
<—
TARGET LOCK
MISSLES ARMED
↖↗
↙↘
8-o
dang, i failed at bug eyed smile
o.o
o.o
-rubs fail in your face-
BWA HAHAHA…
Oh shit.
^ you guys win
rules ARE rules.
I was looking for that video for a while. i saw it like a year ago..
He should team up with afroninja and kick ass!!!!!!!1111111111
Also flash fails at being a good way to present information. Whoever designed flash should be shot.
That would be (duh) ADOBE.
no “DUH” they didn’t. They only bought it.
Well you can argue they have introduced AS3. Not Macromedia…
That would be Macromedia, actually.
Macromedia FAIL!
Hey, cool! I want that sword! Is it still for sale?
Half off!
Full LOL!
damn! that has really got to suck big time…those samurai swords probably were not assembled correctly…ouch… i feel sorry for the dude..
its not a sword. its a practice kitana.
PRACTISE KITANA?
That’s waaaay too sexy for me to imagine right now.
Unless you meant Katana. In that case… *Schhhhliiiing*
Umm…no. Live steel, however, brittle, is not a “practice kitana.”
Google “bokken”.
Reality check FAIL.
i dont. he needs emergency surgery on his brain. and the other guy is drunk.
last!
Where’s Johnny Cochran when you need him? *sigh* Maybe Gloria Allred is available?
Last time I checked she was out chasing emergency response vehicles.
If the salesman has a self-injurious idiot fit, you must to the nut house commit.
Dead. Brain tumor.
Herro, 1999!
Dar Win!
swift like the ninja fail!
Wrong carbon % or something. The stell was too brittle. There was this great show on PBS on Japanese swords. Explained all about the need for TWO kinds of steel in a good sword, one very hard, the other flexible and how to layer them.
The cattle shelter made from trees was too brittle?
Or maybe the prop for standing the sword up was too brittle?
If your name was “TLI Service” I would have LOL’d.
lol, he deserves it… would have laughed harder if it killed him…
don’t talk to me
Yes, little boy, you’re absolutely right. But luckily, I’m no stranger, I’m your friend! And I’ve got candy!…
in communist russia, sword owns you!
Idiot, the term is “soviet russia”
in soviet russia, soviet russia is communist russia.
although that was a samurai fail, i’d have to say it was a taking it like a man WIN!
In prison, man takes you!
What’s funny about this is…
I actually own those. .__.
Funny thing is, I’ve seen that exact sword for sale on the net for 19.95.
i’ve seen that exact sword at a gas station.
Emergency surgery fail.
WOOO 400th! (The possible sequel to 300?)
LOL i love how they just kept on tryin to sell em!!
(Birds wont nest below this level)
-squawk-
-builds nest-
First thing about the quality of those practice Katanas is that they’re friggin straight. Katanas are curved, with a curved sword you slice an cut instead of hacking, reducing the risk of it breaking the way it broke for him.
I’d buy that for dollar!!!!
I wish people talked about the vids/pics in the comments instead of just saying “FIRST!” and talking about masturbation.
It’s really sad when shopping channels have to rip off old Saturday Night Live skits to sell swords. Its been done in Samurai Delicatessen when John Belushi nicked Buck Henry with his sword, although there it was an accident.
This segment of Home SHopping Network has been brought to you by Sam Pickenpaw.
It’s not the lack of curve that made the sword break, but the quality (or the lack of to be more exact) of the steel used. I’d guess they’re made from cheap stainless steel, and the thing that really amazes me is that the sword didn’t break closer to the tsuba (or at the junction between tsuba and tsuka) – as these cheap display models usually have a rat tail tang. The tsukamaki on these display items is also one of the worst I’ve seen so far.
This proves one important point. If you own a set of “display” swords, do NOT use them for anything else than display purposes. They may look cool, but are dangerous if wielded and probably will f*cking cut you wide open.
His first mistake was whacking that sword on the table like his was. His second mistake was him being a dimwit. lol
his was a compleet dimwit, LOL.
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They all waited so long that I thought the guy walking on was about to continue the sales pitch where the other guy left off (maybe waiting for him to stop groaning).
The people that work on these channels deserve nothing less
Karma!!!! Yes! I have seen that guy mistreat those swords before. Yay! one finally got him!
“It’s got a dragon painted ON THE BLADE, people. On the blade!”
Awh, you stole my comment
geez, it seems like it happens every time haha.
woot made in america /
See, that’s NOT how to demonstrate a sword’s quality. They’re made of hardened steel, which is brittle, If you whack the broad side against a blunt object like that, what else would you expect?
Nonetheless very funny. “We may need…to preform…emergency surgery…in the studio.” LMAO!
Ouch. But what he did was stupid.
Well, of course it broke you twat… who the hell sells a legit Katana (even a practice one!!!) for $45?!
1. Trying to pass a decoration of as the real thing….FAIL
2. Using a sword like an axe ……FAIL
3. Using the words “customer appreciation” only to show the you are selling them shit… FAIL
4. Getting wounded in the process….. EPIC FAIL.
Those katanas are stainless steel. Stainless is NOT fighting grade material, it’s crap tbqh. Stainless is for ornamental replicas ONLY. If you plan to use a katana for fighting, training, whatever, it must be carbon steel. This is basic knowledge. He should have learned something about his product before trying to sell it.