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FIRST
Woo! go jack!
*jacks off*
Jacks off?
*masturbates*
I approve !
As your name would suggest…
*Clobbers mr sausage, Jack and Captain Weiner*
You sick minded B*stards!
*Clobbers again*
*Restrained by Loz*
here i’ll help … she can’t restrain both of us
I’m John McGermanSausage and I approved this message.
Mmm McGermansausage. *slides it down throat*
*Sprays CS gas in m00_teh_fishz0r and talonsofpeace’s eyes*
*Brought before court with Karadzic and sentranced to 10 years of hard labour*
*Escapes anyway by tunneling*
tunneling in your ass… *masturbates*
Eeew! Get away from me you sick perv!
*Guns down mr in a hail of bullets*
it is you who escaped by tunneling:P
mr sausage, goodbye
*Kicks off cliff after getting out of tunnel*
Sharp rocks and Jaws below!
*swears off using action statements for the remainder of this thread*
*concurs*
*Killerwit and Dragonwriter pushed off cliff as well*
Haahaha! No one can stop me now! BUWAWHAHA
Dude.
Dragon. Wings.
‘Nuff said.
*yawns*
*offers fuzz a nice cup of coffee*
Oh great. I’ve just been mocked silently by the two greatest minds on Failblog.
OK ENOUGH OF THIS! *THIS CRAP IS ANNOYING!*
Go to sleep now kids. 2012 is almost here.
*Tries to distract Dragon and fuzz by rolling gunbarrel and shooting into into it, causing blood-like liquid to flow*
I shall ignore Insanus by his name.
At least my name doesn’t have any number.
*joins fuzz in a cup of coffee*
When did this stop being about the fail and start being about masterbation?
You got it all wrong. This is about MASTURBATION. I don’t know what masterbation is….
Ask flutterdoc. He apparently knows.
*looks to assure winged victoria he wasn’t yawning at her secrets*
i have a refrigerator
*she knows*
So that was you in that video?
Yup. It hurt
Congrats, Jack, you’re the first person chopping off his wiener live on TV
Did a piece of the tip get you?
It’s hilarious how no one goes over to help him.
I wouldn’t help anyone wielding half of a samurai sword.
It’s okay if it’s just the tip.
but he still got the other half of it
Just the tip? You tease!
C’mon…everone knows that’s the most sensitive part.
yeah, just tip me in and out and watch me spout
we ahhh may need emergency surgery…
calling 911 fail?
It’s 999 in the UK.
And anarchy.
The king is gone, but he’s not forgotten.
Somethings rotten in the state of… oh rats, wrong country.
*shakes English spear*
and 112 all over Europe
first
Epic fail.
eipc fial
That’s what he said.
And he was right
No he wasn’t, because Sara ended up with a bun in the oven
Muffin?
*om nom nom*
Cake in the bakery?
You in the B.O.B. factory?
It’s a cakery.
It’s also a lie. [/overused joke]
Don’t let Sara hear you say that!
pssst America
Ohh ohhh It hurt… yep…the son of a bitch got me good.
you should use a lubricant.
And wear a condom
Always works for me
But not for your Dad. Them’s the breaks, I suppose.
“The breaks” is transmitting chromosomal fail.
Mr. Sausage is an expert on lubricants you should take his advice
Im some sort of an expert myself