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NO ONE ELSE CAN SAY IT!
It.
First!
… to really say it.
^ first to really iddy it.
*Summons Pennywise the Clown*
*runs away*
IT!
IT!
*cums on it*
*licks cum*
Hmm.. Salty.
Owned.
I appreciate the semen eating in this thread. You guys! Keep on noshing on that man chowder!
ummmm. epic fag fail.
Why is being a “fag” a fail? I’m insulted!
*sues hello*
And besides, talons can’t be a “fag” if “he” doesn’t have what’s required.
Please, don’t insult the “fag” community like that again!
I actually do have the necessary naughty bits.
If you can’t see it, it doesn’t count, talons.
Burn.
*Pours water* No Problem!
Dude, just feck off
Feck off could mean a variety of things…most don’t make sense.
1) “Effect” off
2) “Efficacy” off
3) “Force” off
4) “Value” off
5) “Amount” off
6) “Quantity” off
There’s probably other words I could use, but I thought 6 was stretching it with someone of your intelligence.
Knowledge of Father Ted fail
Yes, because only people in Father Ted ever used the word ‘feck’…
i can type “it” though
Ni!
Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z bang, zoom-boing, z’nourrrwringmm!
ie Jesu Domine, dona eis requiem *thump*
Here, have a P.
Thank you! Now where are those damn toilets…
I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, Bond. Juasman filled them with kitten in gravy.
What-URGH! Good god, someone clear that out! And I don’t think those are pieces of beef floating! A quarantine!
*Men in biohazard suits shut down toilets, arrest Juasman*
Oh gawd…did you guys start a plague while I was gone?
Sheesh. I can’t leave you alone for TWO minutes!
classic idiot
Your compliments are much appreciated
Mmmmm… Kittens in gravy. Goes great with babyback ribs.
. . . and BBQ ‘em on the good ‘ol Nazi BBQ for the not fail. (Win!)
Kittens in gravy? Hmpf!
so cat food made of cats? i didn’t think they were cannables
Or cannibals, for that matter.
Or cannabis.
Or Lunchables, for that litter.
*picks little clay rocks out of teeth*
PitOOOOOOOoooo!
Blech. I’m going back to the warm, fuzzy type of litter.
You should switch to newspaper. It’s much better for the environment.
Did you know that flushable kitty litter is bad? I didn’t. Not until 4,000 dead seals and sea lions washed up dead on the shores of California. Scientists discovered allergens contained in dead kitty gravy that kills marine life!
So that’s how they get the Chicken of the Sea.
I know it’s tuna, but is it chicken?
tastes like kitten
Unbelievable! It’s not kitten gravy!
Unbelieveable*
Unbelievable**
Or canines.
Or cakes.
The cat is a lie!
The cat is delicious and moist.
I prefer to prepare kitten with a nice Bearnaise sauce.
try my sauce *masturbates*
they arent cannables, but lickables *dumm dumm, disch*
Sounds Chinese…it’s kitten food flavored like duck, poultry, lamb, and rabbit. Duck is poultry though, so why is it a separate category?
Because they actually mean some sort of chicken or turkey flavor for poultry?
Poultry is a broad category. If they’re gonna have two different poultry flavors, then they should name them by their actual flavor. If you name a flavor “Poultry” than could mean any kind of domesticated fowl used for food, or all of them put together. Just seems weird to me to have one called duck and the other called poultry. Why not duck and chicken or turkey or whatever one they used? Unless they want to hid the fact that they probably used canary or something.
It might just be poultry in motion
Ba-dum *crash*
Sounds like a chicken didn’t cross the road.
(Probably got blind-science-sided, or maybe some fine young cannable’s just been driving crashy).
A poultry sense of road safety!
Duck is game. Ahhhhh.
duck is fowl, fool.