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loveloveshine

go to hell!
you´re gay!

Chuckles

Oh so gays should be going to hell now?

ButhedaBunzai

Well, there’s this theory…

Chuckles

Stupid Christianity. The cause of all our problems!

ButhedaBunzai

I personally believe it’s the people who follow a religion fundamentally.

Killerwit

Get on your knees because it’s communion time!

Detlef

What’s the matter baby? You’re tremblin Jesus babyyyyyyyyyy!

 
 
 
 
 
Huggy Bear

Not christianity Chuckles; christians, they cause all of the problems by misinterpreting the bible/faith/basics ideals of the religion. (No, thank you, I’m not a christian myself, Agnostisism (misspelt) ftw.)

2.0

Religion fails, all varieties. Why is it so often that religion and ignorance go hand in hand?

ButhedaBunzai

That’s why I encourage Buddhism.

Chopchops

You’re not doing a good enough job then, clearly.

Insanus

Well, I believe that the human race is nothing more than crops. When we are good enough to be eaten, aliens will attack our planet and eat us. Yey.

daisy4given

Have you read “Under the Skin” by Michael Faber? It is exactly that premise. Hmmmm…..

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mr sausage

insANUS

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sleepingdragon80

total, burn of the week win. i so lol’d XD

 
Mouse

It’s his name. Saying names with varying emphasis is only clever to Pokémon.

 
MathandChaos

I am pleased to see some sardonic wit, thank you for that! :)

 
 
 
ButhedaBunzai

Yes, and it’s mostly because people have a hard time of letting go their iPods.

If I can encourage someone well enough, I get a free computer.

The computer that they formerly owned, of course.

 
 
Loz

I was a buddhist for a few years but I ended up questioning the point of it all. It’s largely just a morality lesson and any civilised human knows right from wrong without having to label themselves as a subscriber to any religion/philosophy.

Klishu

If civilised humans are that good at knowing what’s good and
what’s bad, why is humanity doing so badly at practically everything?

Loz

Because knowing right from wrong is different to acting in the right way. And we are ultimately flawed beings.

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Dragonwriter

And yet…human beings must be taught right from wrong. I have serious doubts as to whether we inherently “know” the difference. This is why there is no universal moral code.

 
Loz

Well “right and wrong” are subjective so it’s a complex topic.

 
TMI Service

There are many forms of Buddhism, but at its core questioning the point of it all is the point. Buddhism isn’t about mere notions of right and wrong; it’s more practical than that. It’s about a direct experience of what is healthy, and an appreciative awareness of what is beautiful and actual.
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Buddhism is more about engaging in a practice than it is about subscribing to a philosophy. That practice is about immediacy and honesty; it’s about being open hearted and open minded. Beliefs are things people make up about what is actual; ultimately, Buddhist practice includes letting go of your made up beliefs.
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The same points can be made of healthy religion, in general, especially the world’s contemplative currents.

 
ButhedaBunzai

On a side note: I never once said I am a Buddhist, I merely said I encourage it.

Why would someone encourage something they don’t believe in?

Well GEE I have a nice political story for y’all if you want to know it.

….

Just reply and I’ll email it to you if I can guess your address!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Jim

I met an insomniac, dyslexic agnostic once. He’d stay up all night pondering the existence of Dog.

Loz

Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic? He choked on his own Vimto.

 
 
 
Anonymous

Maybe it’s just stupid dick pimples like you that make us Christians look bad, you and those stupid fuckers who protested at Heith Ledgers funeral. One of my best friends is gay. Do us a favor and go drown in a septic tank.

solidsnake204

Or maybe it’s just the language Christians use that make you look bad?

m00_teh_fishz0r

I am the grrrreat mighty poo and I’m going to throw my shit at you!

Hee Haw

Aww, having a bad fur day?

 
 
 
Dragonwriter

Way to love thy neighbor, Anonymous.

*turns the other cheek*

mr sausage

*gives a nice load*

Dragonwriter

SERIOUSLY…dude…stay the fûck away from me.

mr sausage

oh my… teh internet is sooo real so serious…

Maxwell Silverhammer

Considering more than half the United States are establishing
“cyber-stalking” and “cyber-harassment” laws and penalties, it
kind of actually IS. Electronic or not, its a medium for people
to express themselves, and interact with others. The anonymity
it provides leads those of lesser character, intelligence, self-
esteem, genitalia, and/or social skills to show their true colors.
And you have been showing yours time and time again.
And no one likes your shade of shit brown.

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Dragonwriter

Thanks, Maxwell…I appreciate what you said here.

And I just lodged a harassment complaint against him with the fine Failblog folks, so we’ll see if that helps at all.

 
Maxwell Silverhammer

Thanks I do my best…. along with my other unsavory habits.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mephiles

Do you have to be so racist? -_-

ButhedaBunzai

If you’re assuming that “Christian” is a race I feel unusual towards the notion of what the hell I would be..

 
 
farrex

The problems we cause it if U dont have the sufficient capasity of noting that…

 
ghgfggffhghgftrwed

shut up satanist!

 
ghgfggffhghgftrwed

shut up satanist

 
 
 
loveloveshine

actually I´m gay
i just found it funny.
and i want to go to hell!
>D

ButhedaBunzai

*Reads Name*

Oh.

*Facepalm*

ronber

I wish I was gay and have sex all the time…

Chopchops

So I take this as your coming out then?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Fishy

balls i thought i had that

 
ButhedaBunzai

People buy river sections…?
Maybe its talking about that house way back there.

 
 
But why?

The greater fail in this lies in the fact that someone will actually but this land.

 
wally

how do you but something?

ronber

Join the party, our ever-wanking buddy!

 
 
Jurgen

Ill butt you. Let’s All Butt together.

 
 
 
ronber

Hey, it has a nice view.

 
GenderBender

really?
i would have thought the great fail was that someone actually waded out to put that sign there